Flight of the Conchords - Mutha'uckers

[TheEricAlbertson]

not meaning to complain but you notice how the first time they say muthauckas it skips.

[pantsorno]

4 people woke up in a smoothie

[frozenray0079]

you wanna brown delicious to the face?

[MegaBiggHead]

Love the way Jemaine waves his shoulders when saying "Fort-night-ly" and "Minus a twenty-five - dollar penalty" :D

And the best part is when the bank writes on his slip "We're all mother-*uckers and we're *ucking with your shi*"!!

[slamtilt01]

@MegaBiggHead Love it.

[zZSoSiiKZzxD]

Everybody come on!

* silence *

YEA! :D

[HappyLittleTrees11]

"Yeah, get your shitty bikes and get outta here before I peel your beard off!"

[LetsDanceOnOurGraves]

AZIZ ANSARI!!!!! I FUCKING LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!

[LNobiletti]

Mango!!

[TheScare18]

I just realized hes in dinner for schmucks

[NinjamanJ57]

This song reminds me of vevo

[mrcoopmans]

Pop an apple in his ass, yeah!!!

[Tess1061]

I'm gonna juice the mutha ucker! He's gonna wake up in a smoothie!

my favorite line. ahaha <3

[tosserin]

AZIZ ANSARI

[courtside00]

4 people got an apple popped in they ass

[DarbukaGirl]

He's gonna wake up in a smoothie! :D

[drewnwalker]

Aziz is hilarious. He's even better in Parks and Recreation.

[guitargod4445]

lmao funny mutha uckers

[almostkj540]

3 people got a brown delicious to the face and got their beards peeled off

[Wkdjones]

These are so much better than Lonely Island...

[burdy1990]

Get out of here before i kill your beard off :))

[bootes33]

@burdy1990 thats boss - he says peel but kill is quite funny even tho its well harsher!

[lilboydrummer]

Are you counting in your head?

[myfajahas400children]

3 people are ATM's

[heAd3r3333]

3 people didn't get the art

[pkil232]

he's gonna wake up in a smoothie!

[lovesupreme8]

Le despertara en un batido.

[0Ewok0]

3 people had an apple popped in their ass YEUH!

[cifeso]

RAAAAAAAANDY

[ricric7]

Lol some guy with a non-american decent being a racist in America.

[jking700]

@ricric7

>he could be an /american/ indian.

[stinkyeggs]

@ricric7 What's an "American descent" supposed to be? All "Americans" are descended from immigrants except native americans.

[akamola11]

3 people are ucking with this shit !!!

[rerun40811]

2:55 "It's going to wake up with in a smoothie" LOL 

[shawnami2]

HAHAHA Mango

[dunguBABI]

the way they bounce their bikes...lol

[firebeaver39]

get your shitty bikes outta here before i peel your beards off

[BTLemming]

This song never fails to make me laugh.

[kikyo4815]

This song was censored so much on tv that I didn't know what the song was about. XD

[StayUgly]

@kikyo4815 Really? In what country?

[kikyo4815]

@StayUgly It was on the Comedy Network here in Canada.

[Je23Sus]

You're being racist, How dare you call me a racist, he dosen't mean racist he means xenophobic Oh yeah you're being xenophobic

[motormx]

hes gunna wake up in a smoothie :)

[valareedoll]

my transaction shi!  lmao

[xxgasmanxx]

Youre gonna wake up in a smoothie

[xxBigBangLove]

b f slkj lj----- MANGO ----- ms fn jl

[xxharleyxxcorexx]

Aziz Ansari wins. All day.

[DeineUberMeister]

I was just watching this on tv and they censored everytime they said uckers and shi

[Linus2014Cougar]

@DeineUberMeister Umm... the network didn't to anything. The song was intended to be censored, or why would they always self-censor this song live?

[JustinBabzz]

@Linus2014Cougar

No, he means they censored it more than they intended. As in the whole word was censored, rather than just the way they said it

[Linus2014Cougar]

whoops, I ment "DO" anything 

[guitarledgendo]

get out of here before i peel your berd of! lol

[MissDramaFeak]

1:43-1:46 Brett in the background LOL!!!!!! I love Flight of the Conchords!!

[BandMormon]

lol hes gonna wake up in a smoothie?! nice =]

[fun9ry2]

R.I.P Rhys Darby :(

[Spikeydude21]

@fun9ry2 his not dead :S

[09hukaq]

@Spikeydude21 lol

[CaptainUseless15]

@fun9ry2 Um... what are you on about? Rhys isn't dead

[themightykunal]

@fun9ry2 wtf? he's not dead.

[pumter]

So funny. Superb.

[TEAMAWESOMEFOREVER]

GONNA WAKE UP IN A SMOOTHIE

[jasonb527]

My dick is brown you dumb motherfucker!

[2SixGraders]

@jasonb527

Then you shouldn't be shoving it up guy's asses.

[jasonb527]

@2SixGraders That was one of Aziz's lines from 'Observe and Report' you douche.

[2SixGraders]

@jasonb527

As was mine, from an Independent film my brother made.

[jasonb527]

@2SixGraders ... so you and your brother are making under-aged gay porn then? 2SixGraders + dicks in guy's asses = 11-year-old gay porn?

[2SixGraders]

@jasonb527

That was a good one I'll tell you, but your little math equation didn't equal to what our film was about.

[wowusuckeggs]

He's gonna wake up in a smoothie!

[emmandjx3]

how dare u call me a rasist

[emmandjx3]

how dare u call me a rasist

[yungmage]

wanna brown delicious?....to the face

bahahahaha

[Lifeswipe]

I love how Bret is still hanging behind the dumpster when Jemaine says "My transactional shi-"

[BeatriceBlake]

I love the counting in your head thing :-)

[calebthewaleb]

theres a dog in the new zealand section

[diderr01]

How many mutha uckers?

[DjNawo]

too many to count.!

[vaggelisfear]

I like it!!!!!!!!!!!

[rainbowsareneat]

everybody come on! ............... yeeeh

[treehugger971]

R r u counting in ur heed

[treehugger971]

LOLZ brett jumps out from behind the dumpster

[mcol3]

bret was driving the situation...

[makattak88]

Do you want a Brown Delicious...to the face?

[LeneoRonsard]

@makattak88 roflcopter

[why0isnt0this0workin]

@makattak88 ...no...

[cruz1ale]

haha he's gonna wake up in a smoothie

[iXxCh4rz4rdxXi]

Eh u h ch ugh Granny Smith eh uh a ghu a Avacado ugh hehud buiosv gr0 A Mango xD OMG SO FUNNY!!!

[juckingfunk]

pop an apple in his ass, yeah

[sommerjoy2000]

ok..... :D

[alebohemio]

They're great!! I love Flight of the Conchords!!

[GhilliedUp]

There's a dog in the New Zealand section. >:(

[fiestydragn]

@GhilliedUp Yeah, it's for DOGS from AMERICA and PEOPLE from NEW ZEALAND!

[christymay25112]

@GhilliedUp

well its for dogs from america & people from new zealand lol haha

[guerillafilmproduct]

well fuckit

[Emma8887]

My dog would love to be in the New-Zealand section...

[zackincarbonite]

I pay my mutha uckin' rent fortnightly...

FOTC ucking rule.

[darklordyonus]

great show

love the new zealandies

[Kiowarrior]

Absolutely genius

[perthged101]

Gonna wake up in a smoothie!

[HughDoneIt]

love this mutha uckin song

are you counting in your head? hahaha

[peachesf0rfree]

Thanks for submitting the full clip... this is one of my favourites, and other users who have submitted mutha 'uckers have left the beginning out... or cut it off before the end of the scene. Awesome job, thanks.

[aggzicle]

pop an apple in his ass yeahh

Lollz

[polofiend]

so you fee me cuz of your mutha uckin' fee?

[shmeebayer]

this rocks hard 'ss lol

[mikelusk1]

hahaha " i pay my mutha-uckin rent fort-nightly, the mutha uckas at the bank try and play me." hahaha. "my transaction shi"

[BrandXdude1567]

TOO MANY MUTHA UCKAS, UCKING WITH MY SHI , IM GONNA JUICE THE MUTHA UCKER. TOO MANY MUTHA UCKAS , UCKING WITH MY , SHI, "his gonna wake up in a smoothie" xD ive seen this a billion times , FOTC ftw :D

[BrandXdude1567]

lol its funny later when that indian matey says "new zelanders are a bunch of cocky assholes descended from criminals and monkeys " and brett and jermaines like " no thats australians lmao.

[julezz1993]

wont sell an apple to a kiwi LOL XD

new zeland rocks !

[stoneislandscott2]

Yeah, you know me coz tha bank's uckin with my shi, COME ON

[bloompyle]

an apple peeler as a weapon...damn he's a badass!

[Renzordith]

He's gonna wake up in a smoothie!

[BlakeTahoe]

yeah....you want a brown delicious....to the face?.....fuckin aziz you genius bastard

[C6H5NC]

"I'm gonna juice the mutha'ucka!" HA HAA HA

[Luv8sU213]

Lol I thought you could carry your bike on the bus.

[surfingwolf28]

BAHAHAHAH

[mod3rn3pic]

lol brown delicious...and pop an apple in hsi ass yea, EVERBODY COME ON! YEA

[cfchickey]

mutha uckers charge a two buck transaction fee

[zacfactor231]

I pay my mutha Uckinga rent fortnightly!!!!!!!!

[DarkKitten878]

Xenophobia - An unreasonable fear or hatred of foreigners or strangers or of that which is foreign or strange.

Racism - Hatred or intolerance of another race or other races.

He was right lol.

[DarkKitten878]

Ah yes you are right.

[unicornsyeah]

Xenophobia is a dislike and/or fear of that which is unknown or different from oneself.

The two are interchangeable, in this case.

[PokemonRawksBrah]

They can be interchangeable, but not in this case. They are New Zealanders, but obviously of European descent. If the guy was racist he would hate all white people.

[whatamalaysian]

Ya know, there really are too many motha uckas, I tell ya what...

[sprouseter16]

MARRY ME BRET :)

[redsherd]

pop an apple in his ass, yeah!

[Footballman6000]

too many mutha uckers uckin wit my shi

[DownWithTheFunkyness]

"he's guna wake up in a smoothie"

LOL

[Ultradude101]

brown delicious to the face LOL!

[gaborsama]

Can you really say "red delicious" meaning "apple" or is just a New Zealand thing? :D

[phil4eagle]

A red delicious is a type of apple. You can usually find them at any grocery store.

[gaborsama]

Thanks for the information.

[Trueholycrapfish]

Too many of them >:(

[luckyrunner12]

what is the name of the actor who is running the fruit stand?

[cocowum]

aziz ansari

[ChickensHateKFC]

he was on human Giant!

[sweetytweety21]

lmao they got problemz

[kittox2ya]

"pop an apple in his ass, yeah!" haha

[tweble111]

Oh, do I love these guys. I have the DVDs and I still had to search this up and watch it again. This has got to be my favourite show right now. (Notice favourite is spelled with a 'u', some would say "more correctly".) This is is the best episode so far, IMHO. Rock on FOTC!

[colonofcoca]

It's not "more correctly", because language effectiveness is the measure of how well understood you are. If you spelled it without a "u", no one would have been confused.

[alexlesley90210]

@colonofcoca oh yeah? well........commas come before the end of a quotation, mutha'ucka

[colonofcoca]

@alexlesley90210 Ahahahaha I had to look so deep in to find the comment you were replying to.

[gwar6666]

you want a brown delicious to the face!

[peculiarself]

you still want that bananna!?

[julesthedon]

safe for including the intro dude it sets the scene much better! comedy gold

[wreckedwarrior]

because im laughing too hard!!!!!

[wreckedwarrior]

i cant breath after an episode of flight of the conchords

[perfuzz]

Bret's verse is my favorite. Funny how a simple thing like muting the vox can be so hilarious. "pop an apple in his ( * ), yeah... Hes gonna wake up in a smoothy"

[kreazeecanuck]

Haa haa Pop an apple in his ass that is some funny shi-! LMAO XD

[thefuckheadsgalore]

I love the special New Zealand section. Also, every time he says Brown Delicious I think of something dirty.

[HapsyRoar]

probably my favorite episode!

[zukrah]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA ese programa esta chingon!!!!!

[b4ckdrifts]

You wanna make trouble for me ... ah? ... I don't ... Bret was sort of driving the situation

Yet more FOTC gold!

[kenneje123]

"im not leaving till i get a red delicious and a banana"

[mbrsart]

I'm gonna count to ten!

Are you counting in your head?

Yeah.

[mwb78]

Super hard, thanks for posting the whole thing.

[lewisrobbo7]

you wanna brown delicious, TO THE FACE!?

[Lizzieieio]

lolll :')

[zozsoy]

awesome song, thanks for the share

FOTC uckin folks !

[drunvalo1]

Check out the hiphopopotamus one, too!