JESUS, lVE BEEN TAGGED!!!!!

[theMacvarish]

Sorry to hear your hamster died and you suffer such guilt.

But I think flogging yourself, is a little extreme.

Try 2 Hail Marys and a Glory Be.

[666BlackFlames]

did we really need to know the second one lol

[RacinZilla007]

You Australians are Hilarious!!!

[fefeburns]

thats funny man

[fresca9990211]

loved it

[pmokadakeisuke]

You got quite the vocal range!

[YouKite]

Made me laugh :D

[TheNewProphetisHere]

wtf where is my tag:(

[LogicalSanity]

LOL. And this is why I subbed =]

[fatkat444]

As a jesus lover I thought fox news would be a favourite?

[doubtingED]

Dude, you're a riot! This is the best tagged video I've seen! I'm inspired!

[thatdontimpressmemuc]

dude i gotta tell ya that ur voice is actually pretty decent and you sound kind of like a rocker haha

[SophistAtheist]

this guy is such a douche lol, it's so obvious...

[Rusty2540]

hes cool

haha

[360Slamm]

WTF dude!!1 wth wrong with you?!

[RaebNitsirt]

Can you turn the channels up & down, or just one direction?

[1GOD1JESUS]

any direction, up, down, but my preference is sideways

[zimonslot]

jesus... you're driving on the wrong side of the road AND your driving through the GREEN lights!!! SO RECKLESS!

you're lucky no Ozziecops were around!

[1GOD1JESUS]

that was jesus driving, i was singing

[zimonslot]

seriously, I didnt know you have to drive THROUGH the green lights is Australia, we have to stop for them in the rest of the world... except in England & Spain ofcourse...

[1GOD1JESUS]

wtf, why would you stop on a green???? thats the whole idea of green, green is to go!!! baaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[zimonslot]

You didn't know?? crazy... Well, I'm not one for globalization but It would be convenient for the world if trafficrules were globalized.

But I have to remember this when I go to Oz or I will cause a trainwreck...

Stopping for the red light... Crazy basterds...

[thatdontimpressmemuc]

what country do u live in? lol everywhere green means go hahahah

[eszettfromhell]

The car singing bit is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[1GOD1JESUS]

my voice is angelic

[bnbalenda]

You are really funny, Greg.

[1GOD1JESUS]

yes, l am :)

[Hao1981]

Are you really a guitar playing lefty or did you just mirrorflip the video? Nice singeing btw :D

[1GOD1JESUS]

lol, no, im a lefty :)

[DarwinsChihuahua]

Everything in your video is backwards. Your guitars are backwards. You're driving on the wrong side of the road. Was that on purpose? ;-p

[1GOD1JESUS]

yes, im from the planet Reversatron

[smashballbrawler]

haha whenever i tell people about xhamster they assume it's bestiality

[nateballs1]

I can't stop watching this video! Your beautiful gospel singing busts me up every damn time!

[cha0sLovesFB]

Cassiusmorrisroe, I think he said 'flog', as in, flogging the dolphin.

I was laughing my ass off when you talked about your plants, and the singing part was awesome! You got a great voice, haha.

[noblessus]

I just love how he sings! I need an mp3 of that!

[Jtking3000]

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss­sssssus!

[Cassuismorrisroe]

"Flow myself within inch of my life". I wonder what it means.

[brmadman4455]

Oh man cassuis, that was funny as hell!!

[1GOD1JESUS]

its flog myself, not flow ha ha ha ha ha

[bnbalenda]

You make me laugh! :)

[Himkitty]

I am disturbed now in a whole different manor....in a good way though -sticks tongue out-

[RELLIKXXX]

rofl that was funny

[gladiatorproduction]

lol the remote bit was funny

[THEREIZNOGOD]

bring on the next hamster!!

[1GOD1JESUS]

no it bring on x-hamster, its a porn site someone told me about once, they told me that the japanese massage training videos were good :)

[TheIrateAtheist]

OH SNAP

[VioletElectric]

rofl

[aodkijghtnemmifhjdjj]

you have a great voice and i love that song which i know for sure u didn't make up :)

[d3po17]

you're the next susan boyle!!!

[Therapist1972]

I thought I was your best friend? haha, j/k awesome!!! 5 stars!!! :-)!!!

[ragingflamerboy]

Fuck you're cute.

[1GOD1JESUS]

thanks mate, but why is it only men that find me attractive? lol

[EnterNameHere55]

idk but u got the same effect on me ;)

[HammandClov]

If guys find you attractive, then think about the number of women who think you are!!! Lucky bastard! LOL.

[DudeOfSnow]

Hey Moggill Road!

That road didn't do so well last week in the rain haha

[1GOD1JESUS]

ha ha, yeah it is! i was stuck for 3 hours waiting for the flooding to subside, that was fun!

[Vide0Resp0nseUnit]

lol

[screech519]

Hey man, you should really do a video of you playing that drum set we see behind you in a few of your videos!!!

[1GOD1JESUS]

hey prick, unblock me you idiot!

[superspit]

EURO?..lol!

[superspit]

Hey man, you got one hell of a voice..I like it.....

[amenah1989]

lol u think my username is pronounced anna XD

[meinsla]

...I got fox news... -_- LOL!

[NowThatsJustGreat]

Oy!

[EROSGODOFGAYS]

Whenever I drive down the left side of the road here in the U.S., I sing out "OH JESUS" too! We must be related! Oh Jesus!

[satan203]

In Japan they have vending machines selling used school girl panties for perverts. I don't think they have vending machines selling remote controls having been up a guys ass. I smell money, we should start exporting to Japan.:)

[quisqueyatv]

hey my good old fellow christian i love ur pineapples! :DD

[yourlostdog]

how do u tag?

[spidermonkey001]

bro you are a fucking champion.

[protectorofillinois]

And you have a beautiful singing voice :-D I should sign you up with a record label :-D

[1GOD1JESUS]

go on, l dare you!

[protectorofillinois]

LMAO!!! That's my garden you're renting!!! (lol). "Ugh!!! I don't remember eating that!!!" (lol). "Fluff myself within an inch of my life" (lol). Changing the channels with a remote in your ass (lol). So all I have to do is press your nipples and the channels will change easily (lol). Just kidding (lol). When I get to Australia at the end of July, I'll help you get all of the pussy you want :-D Another awesome upload :-D Faved + 5 * all the way :-D

[1GOD1JESUS]

sweet bro, cheers!

[saintfletcher]

Nice car. A timber steering wheel and sunroof. Jesus is kind to you.

[1GOD1JESUS]

just goes to show how far constant sinning gets you :)

[MTKillaTheKing]

LMFAO!!!..5 *s

[kittycatbrat84]

BLASPHEMY

you didn't tag rubyredfx :(

[1GOD1JESUS]

oh shit! no worries, ive got another one im doing, ill put her/them in that one :)

[hatemeproductions]

This is the best tag video I've ever seen!

[1GOD1JESUS]

its the best tag video ive ever made!

[BigBozSicenunow]

LMFAO,I reckon this is your BEST vid so far!!!

[1GOD1JESUS]

you say that about every video :)

[BigBozSicenunow]

Good videos!!!!!

[Pyerdeennme]

yeh i agree with others, u need tv show. u very funny actor and also really good writer!

[1GOD1JESUS]

that would be awesome, imagine the money and pussy id get!

[DiverforPort]

You have a good singing voice, try out for Austalian Idol.

[1GOD1JESUS]

thanks :) but im too old :(

[yodelifyoucan]

ha ha ha ha ha

[kaitfaery]

Hahahahaha!! Where do I start?! I mean, the pineapple was enough but then it just got....well..

hahahaha. That was great. Best tag video I've seen!

[1GOD1JESUS]

its a real pineapple you know!

cheers x g

[cphilly08]

lol nice

[JesusDrinksSemen]

Blessed are those who sniff used toilet paper!

[AntiJehovahsWitness]

Jesus Dinks Semen? HOLY FUCK...that is beautiful!!!!!!!! LMBO

[kalescu]

fucking love you!

[1GOD1JESUS]

ditto :D

[1GOD1JESUS]

it is quite a great song now, lt started as my intro to 'scooter for sale' and now its 4 mins long, ill record it one day, they can use it if they pay me royalties, nothing better that getting money back from religion

[FreeSpeechChannel]

#2 i think every man does that haha plus i hate when yo try to wipe and your finger goes thru toilet paper

[EssedariusMaiestas]

FreeSpeechChannel,

I know what you mean....which is why I switched from toilet paper to using the QUR'AN to wipe my A-hole.

Those pages really hold up. Plus they're silky smooth texture supercedes that of Charmin (excellent for the hemorrhoid sufferer).

-.-

[YokoOnosAsbestosBand]

Nice pineapple! Genius as usual!

[LarryCovar]

My Wife, Holly, busted a gut laughing so hard... Great...

[StylidiumLane]

rednecktrucker has already done this btw...

[doogal66]

ROFL

[MeaganHen]

haha the last little singing bit had me in tears.

[MagnusIan]

I'm fairly certain I didn't need to know those things.

: /

[zexion1]

xDDD OMH

[AncientAtheist]

Fucking L O L!!! That's the funniest video I've seen in quite some time! You got me crying.

Let me go wipe my ass. Err... "eyes".

[1GOD1JESUS]

ahh tears, that is my aim, thanks for crying! :)

[AncientAtheist]

Oh, mate! You need a television show.

Actually not. There's no one who would have the nutsack to let you do your thing. Too bad.

[wafflethug]

you have the voice of an angel.

[anthon8ydan8iel]

your the best man

[allkillano]

i crapped my self laughing... thanks JESUS!

[aussiesrus88]

lol

[celtic426]

lol the singing

[amishjesus]

LOL, hillarious.

[ayoumans25]

i like the remote part :D

[ayoumans25]

ahhhhhh i got tagged!! yay...i'll make one...i've got to think of 5 things though!!

[1GOD1JESUS]

can you do it in a bikini please? ;D

[ayoumans25]

hahahaha...no, but i think you'll like the blooper in my next video :D

[kdog78m]

Greg is by far the funniest cat on YouTube.

[1GOD1JESUS]

cat, now there is an adjective we must revive!

[infiniteusername]

LOL best tag response ever

[1GOD1JESUS]

you know me, i dont do things by halves !

[rednecktrucker1969]

oh boy! I was liking your video....until the end that is. :(

I'll do it but just for you, and I want my remote back!

[1GOD1JESUS]

sorry mate, id made it before l saw you had already been tagged in another one, but l knew youd do it, your someone we can all count on :) umm, you may have to wait a few days for the remote.... i lost it : / but i know its up there somewhere!

[SYBRGRN]

more singing please

[RahRy444]

Fuckin brilliant!!!

[TheMysteriousCorner]

And even a pineapple... HHAHAHAHAAHAH!

X)

[brantock08]

LMAO

[dixiedbs]

Well, that's it then. My winter vacation is decided. I will set up camp in your garden. I can eat the Edenic fruits and read the scriptures. Hell, I can even bring you a new Bible!!! That's gotta be worth it. Perhaps you can ask Jesus to join us for a few days as well - if he has time in his busy schedule. It would be so cool to hang out together and just generally worship him before a pineapple breakfast. SpamAnn could come too. I know she's a HUGE fan of the Big J too!!! ;)

[1GOD1JESUS]

you, me Ann and Jesus all together..... why does my mind immediately get drawn to sex?

[dixiedbs]

Clearly you need to read more Leviticus. And quickly. Or me, Ann and Jesus will just have to fly over to Oz and spank your bottom for the sake of holy righteousness. ;)

[jamblinuk]

ahahahahahaha

nice one!

[FreeSpeechChannel]

she's cute, and greg i love your videos man :)

[1GOD1JESUS]

she is gorgeous , and cheers ;p

[klangsteiner]

TMI! TMI!

[omgitslukky]

Sing away. I dance in the car while I'm driving. Not quite safe, but fun.

[1GOD1JESUS]

i like to read a book while im driving too

[Zuul030]

My. God. This is the funniest vid you have EVER done 1G1J. "I must've drawn mud...I got Fox News"

LOL

[maninwhitedress]

It's all about putting stuff up your butt. Sometimes it's just works I guess.

[robjnixon]

you sniff too!!!? It wasnt wet when i ate it!!!

Great as always mate :)

[WorldCommonSense]

aaaaaahahahahahahahaha! That is the funniest thing i have seen in a long time. If loving Jesus is as much fun as sticking a TV remote up my bum then I might convert.........no I won't.

[yared94]

hahaha

[AntiJehovahsWitness]

Greggy you're a singer, and i don't mean a sewing machine!!!!

[1GOD1JESUS]

lol.. GOLD!

[StewartLucrative]

hahahahha, love the singing.

[Cletus575]

You've got a pretty good singing voice XD

[evilbrainproductions]

holy shit that was sooo funny :)

[bennyboytalk]

can you tag me plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ur so funny

[1GOD1JESUS]

you've made 1 video in 7 months........ sorry but no

[rb30eeee]

fuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyy­yyyyyyy

[Tineafa]

You sir, are insane. And I for one would not have it any other way.

[1GOD1JESUS]

me neither!

[officialjohnblunt]

I think #5 was being used and taking place with some of those notes in #3

[1GOD1JESUS]

hey man, long time, yes there is definitely a theme going on there :)

lol

[officialjohnblunt]

Another fine peice of work Greg well done mate. Athiests just dont know what they are missing out on!

[Doomedlight]

very interesting... Haha I don't remember eating that ether...

[SpamAnn]

omg LOL

cool garden! My dad is going to get a greenhouse for me and I can have a piece of the garden to plant. Smelling the tiolet paper, intrestingly enough I to know how it smells like XD

hahaha the song

[1GOD1JESUS]

See, l told you i'd do it!

l can i help you with your green house if you want ;)

[AustDingo]

√√√√√---- coz you didnt tag me :-).

Actually that you do nos 3 is written on crapper wall. :-)

[1GOD1JESUS]

lol, yes ive heard the rumours ;p

[AntiJehovahsWitness]

Na! # 5 is a cracker! LMFAO!!

[1GOD1JESUS]

great minds...

[AntiJehovahsWitness]

# 3 has got me crying!

[ZMoulton]

Your singing voice is excellent!

[1GOD1JESUS]

i love karaoke! oh, i forgot to mention that.

[NonStampCollector]

Just your favourite stalker here, checking in.

Over and out.

(Oh nice vid by the way)

[1GOD1JESUS]

next time you stalk me, can you bring some beer and some bikkies with dip ;)

[bennyboytalk]

dude I can I have a speech problem. i am not joking I want to but you my speech is not good.

[325982668]

holy shit i forgot that everyone else in the world drives on the other side of the road...

but still driving on the wrong side and singing about JESUS would be hysterical