Eliot Chang - Facebook

[AustinHansen]

Lol@golfmaniac007, you play golf so who are you to say what is entertaining or not?

[golfmaniac007]

oh my god....this guy is so not funny. no wonder he has many heckler clips on youtube.

[SailorPerson]

lmao I only update my status like twice a month but in my group with my best friends it's every hr xD

[shar351]

he a greet wowo!!!

[viniciusb]

wow, this dude sucks!

[Brickstudios12]

@viniciusb Are you kidding me!?

[CFKberg]

@viniciusb No he doesn't???

[viniciusb]

@CFKberg Yes, he does. He is predictable and redundant. "No one sends email anymore." Really? "Bitch my face is here right now." She is just being polite, she doesn't want to talk to you because you're frucking obnoxious. And you can't call anyone a bitch, when you're dressed like one. And so on...

[CFKberg]

@viniciusb Fair enough, and kudos for backing up your argument ;)

[narto420]

@viniciusb your a woman that updates her status every 15 minutes arnt you?

[viniciusb]

@narto420 And I thought Chang was unfunny...

[narto420]

@viniciusb so you are? .... hater

[nguyenBvinh]

@viniciusb false

[gsvkck]

@viniciusb Lets hear some of your funny original material........that's right you don't have any!!!!!

[boesdeos]

@viniciusb Hahah trolololololooooooooool. This guy has amazing timing and his stuff original. He just needed a hook for his story which in this particular case was kind of predictable, yes. Problem with humor is you can't explain it. You get it or not and you will probably die alone sad. Hopefully tonight. Maybe I'll check your FB status...

[thehottest69]

supplies!

[AKleptoManiac]

@thehottest69 Surprise*

[cubsrock121]

Lmfao "sowee"

[xxTwihardsdiehardxx]

Dude, he did that same facebook "bitch my face is here right now" joke in the "stealing Yogurt & Funny Asian Nerd" video for Michelle Phan's Ricebunny channel. That's the video that brought me here!!

[prettysmartcat124]

@xxTwihardsdiehardxx Same!!!:)

[PuppyXz]

@xxTwihardsdiehardxx the fuck you on about

[jordanpruittjuli]

Guh!!! This man just ripped my lips!! Smiling is A DANGEROUS THING!! Watch out little kids....

[DJxTRuexBRown]

real shit man when i do get on i read some the bullshit people post on facebook i laugh its ridiculous i dont believe it

[dorkysushi]

lmao "surprise!!"

[Deepmindandheartlife]

that's why i deleted my facebook account

[toxicity937]

Whoda thunk it?!

[Fyndy]

LMAO! Omg, it's true you know. We do hide behind technology.

[monkeelover100]

wow this bitch likes me for me who woulda thunk !

[selphiexfairy]

why does he only talk about girls? there aren't any self-absorbed guys who waste too much time on facebook? plus isn't he friends with Michelle Phan who DOES THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME? lmao. o well.

[SkimaskIdentity]

@selphiexfairy Someone feel a fended?maybe he just got you spot on and you are mad about him being so right xD your just one of those facebook stereotypes so listen to his words and spend less time on "the facebook, we make you waste your life" and more time in the real life =)

[selphiexfairy]

@SkimaskIdentity i said guys do the same thing so that means i'm offended? really??

[Memoriiee]

@selphiexfairy y so srs?

[selphiexfairy]

@Memoriiee y so unoriginal?

[Memoriiee]

@selphiexfairy ok so?

[bxpapi163]

Awesomeeeee fb is cabbbageeee

[StixIsLost]

does Eliot talk about bad drivers and the size of asian penis's in this? or am i thinking of another comedian?

[JoseAriel1408]

@StixIsLost He touches both subjects in his special (currently on Comedy Central).

[RealChinese]

@StixIsLost another comedian

[thereadyset79]

Just got home gunna take a shower! bout to try out my new binoculars *random noises*

[Hippychic818]

SUPLIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[munkeehead]

facebook is the red carpet for pretty girls who have no real career or talent.. hahaha soo true.. let me upload 32 pics of myself posing and doing the duckface cuz i'm so hot.. oh, contribute? to society? ya i dont. stupid attention whores

[msdolly]

LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­ZZZZZZZZZZZ

[leonluray007]

WAZAP MOFO !!!! XDDDDD

[geoluo88]

SUPLIZE!! LOL

[GreenArtie]

5 dislikes hmm they probly updated there statis

"I just disliked eliot chang"

[Brickstudios12]

Thanks for the advice elliot! so gonna "stalk" some of them bitches on facebook ;D

[TheQuartersQuote]

so true

[361983200]

my dick is 2 inches ... from the ground

[chinio18]

Surprise! lol

[219CG219]

LOL she doesnProxy-Connection: keep-alive

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[TheSPORTYChick123]

Wassup mofo!! Lol

[sendeeful]

facebook is their red carpet! lmao!!!!!

[c0l0r3dcr4y0n]

@ 2:19 lookit, a fly!!! xDD

[TheScad321]

@MysteryMan6191 then why did you ask

[MrsLandonKaulitz]

0:35

Well, maybe I don't like you either. :P

[DarkDragonX1989]

So freakin true, Eliot.

[MysteryMan6191]

"Whats up mofo?!" lol

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[TheScad321]

@MysteryMan6191 it means mother fucker

[MysteryMan6191]

@TheScad321 I know that

[brandonorfoe]

does anyone know the name of this special?

[kalargyi]

Russell Peters in Chinese Version

[MzGreenEyes89]

No truer words were spoken lol

[erinboom]

whoa they put it on youtube already cause i was there 3rd row!!!! boo-to-the-yaa!!!!

[mensmaster11]

flys evrywhere lol

[dieinhonner]

every 30 *#@$ minutes look how amazing my life is no its not cause your updating every *#@$ minutes

[mootallica]

Asians need to leave the comedy to the Jews, blacks, stoners, cynics, and atheist.

[absolutexkara]

@mootallica Yeah, thats why he won #2 on the top 20 stand up comedians? Kiss our asses ;D

[plutoplatters]

@mootallica and original commenters that copy band names shouldn't comment.

[MysteryMan6191]

@mootallica you racist bastard. go to hell

[XShad0wF1ashX]

@mootallica jews, blacks, stoners, cynics, and atheist need to leave comedy to asians! :D

[MysteryMan6191]

@XShad0wF1ashX you racist bastard

[XShad0wF1ashX]

@MysteryMan6191 read the guy I was replying to. I was simply mocking his racist ass

[nadeeyaafiza]

Hahahahaha, That is so true...

[Sohah]

a pretty woman posted this ... I`ve been here before

[olivialoveable]

I want this guy in my living room. Ha, voting every day!

[MrRaw34]

behind our backs and to our face!

[Justinzzs]

Unless you are a transformer, cut the shit.

[EyeInTriangle1]

I thumbsed up because someone did this to me rofl

[gt198gtr]

I just walked into a starbucks

[xia0lei]

SOOO FUNNY :)

[Alicelean]

Surprise!!!

[freeplay2414]

2 people that dislikes this are pretty women.

[cricketprincess1988]

you're great!

[misssamyboo]

and she doesn't expect me to have a big penis but when she does its like SURPRISSEEE!

[Guiltybaron]

Suplice!

[snowangelbaby116]

i m wacthing tis whole episodes now i fucking love this guy

[akimboP90]

facebook

[edwardelricluva4eva]

lol xD he is so funny!!!

[s410105]

surprise!

[Djms062]

iv done tht before

[CheerChicka246]

@Djms062 done wht?

[Dylansjackie]

Unless you're a fucking transformer, cut the shit!

[spaceweirdoes818]

im gonna take a shower.Im gonna try out my new binoculars

[TheUntitledEnd]

Bitch my face is right here right now.

[NibbleHusky]

@TheUntitledEnd cant you read my face?