Step Brothers - Dale

[uremadbro]

Where the fuck was he going with that? haha

[jaf1856]

she grabs me by the weiner lmfao

[maxball3r28]

Dad we're men

[RazielFallenAngel]

Having his breakfast with shorts lol.

[swanzfan1]

"Going down from my chest pubes"...hahah :')

[fuckubitchesbitches]

This shit never gets old

[verdespansas]

HOW AWESOME WOULD BE TO HAVE A NICE CONVERSATION LIKE THIS WITH YOUR DAD

[nicogamadelca]

I really want to know where the hell they sell those underwears! haha

[MrStefaun12]

4 people hate beef jerkey

[drbtheman]

...and then she grabs me by the weiner. SHUT THE FUCK UP!! haha i fell outta my chair laughing so hard

[ChannelMak3r]

Ive had the old bull, now i want the young calf so she grabs me by the wiener

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

[basstardize]

4 people have literally never done any of those things.

[jaf17910]

...and then she grabs me by the wiener. Classic

[thericksboyz]

0:38 hes in his underwear ahahahahahahah!

[Love2Scissor]

I was eating something when I watched this part and almost choked to death. When I was near death Jesus told Me to.....SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[RJ8812]

4 people don't like to shit with the door open

[hillbilly7707]

/watch?v=igtPWqHN0o0&feature=c­hannel_video_title just fuckin do it

[sk8ter1331]

She came to me and said, I've had the old bull, now I want the yound calf! She had the craziest look in her eyes and grabbed me by the weiner and said. "Let's get it on"

[jaker9908]

I've got a perfect v from my chest pubes to my ball fro. Lol

[dynelol]

lol wiener 

[sk8dude556]

I watched this movie to much

Yesterday I day dreamed in class and they teahcer call on me and i said SHUT THE FUCK UP sooo loud , I am suspended .. and my step brothers movie is in the trash -.-

[sinistercommercials]

he uhhhh. hes not wearing any pants

[hookee]

4 people dont like to shit with the door open

[Aphasia17]

Ive had the old bull, now I want the young calf

[emily6534]

i want some fancy sauce and chicken nuggets

[DNAdrianMorris]

Im not a man, ive not made any beef jerky.. ;-;

[ICanHasKewkie]

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out the shower,and she decides to come on to me.I'm looking good, I got a luscious "V" of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball fro.She takes one look at me,and she goes omg Ive had the old bull now i want the young calf,and she grabs me by the wiener. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"

[wingo0pandas]

@ICanHasKewkie "im not gonna call him dad, even if theres a fire"

"Robert better not get in my face, or drop kick that motha Fucker"

[Duaale321]

@ICanHasKewkie who says that?? oh yeah the video..lets keep it that way

[jordan5221]

@Duaale321 Lol, i hate that shit too these fuckin losers quote the damn video like we arent watchin the damn thing and these other idiots like it...........i mean why not jus like the video and call it a day?!?!?! Ppl on here are idiots!!!

[movieboy6]

@ICanHasKewkie Thank you for typing the entire second half of the video. I dont know how I would have enjoyed this video without your easy to read comment. Without you, this video would be pointless. Thanks again!

[firetruck2006]

It made me laugh when he got up from the table. I didn't notice he wasn't wearing pants until then lol

[XBOXCR42YJ3NK1]

''Chest hair going down to my ball-fro''

[xNotZachary]

Dale - "Dad, we're men ok, that means a few things:

We like to shit with the door open

We talk about pussy

We go on riverboat gambling trips

We make our own beaf jerky

THATS WHAT WE DO, and now that is all wrecked!"

Mr. Doback - "We literally have never done any of those things."

[Drummingrules4466]

Luscious V of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball fro. :)

[peruanoclandestino1]

Thumbs up if you shit with the door open

[MrHalohunter24]

ball fro?

[TheMrSlap]

thank you majority of commenters, for telling me what was said in the video because unfortunately i didnt hear the first time.

[illy984]

@TheMrSlap it's something unfunny people do because the act of typing out an unoriginal thought somehow creates a feeling of ownership over the material, thus making the unfunny people FEEL funny. however, it should always be noted that these people are never actually funny.

[jmcdon30]

@illy984 Or maybe people are just quoting a part of the movie that made them laugh. I'm guessing you are a person who takes a contrarian position to feel smarter and more sophisticated than other people. People are commenting on a youtube clip not trying to make their own stand-up comedy routines. So stop being so pretentious; it makes you come across as a geriatric f*%#!

[chinckers]

DAD were MEN, that means a few things

1. we like to shit with the door open

2. we talk about pussy

3. go on river boat gambling trips

4.make our own beef jerkey

and that ladys is what MEN LIKE TO DO!

[ianguage]

This is the funniest movie ever made - I'm not even kidding!

[hollydellhavoc77]

i think you have to think of your optionals lol

[seckler17]

"we literally have never done any of those things"

[BD194]

Ballfro

[gclure]

Ball fro?

[wakiwildgamez]

did anyone notice that Dale dranks pepsi with everything?

[1O1Myth]

I wish I never saw this so I could watch this again and enjoy this.

[arsenal4evaful]

Chest Pubes to Ball Fro.... LOL

[pjamperez]

and she grabs me by the weiner! haha

[deathpod99x]

Ball Fro! LOL!

[1bjohnson1]

its wienis not wiener c'mon

[djdopesic]

lmao i wish he was my dad. not Dale the dad, when he screams SHUT THE FUCK UP! that shit is perfect.

[BlakeHarrisTV]

We've literally done... none of those things

[chief2861]

No says shut the fuck up like Rickard Jenkins does

[1ddfinney1]

funniest part of the movie

[WATTHENGGA]

are you fucking kidding me this shit is the best



[theaceofspades39]

we go on riverboat gambling trips

[87RaWr87]

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on me and im looking good i got a luscious V of hair going to my chest pubes down to my ball fro and she takes one look at me and says 'oh my god i had the old bull now i want the young cal and she grabs me by the wiener (: ha

[MinchaRockz]

My Favorite Part,

-"Dad, Were Men,Okay. That Means A Few Things We Like To Shit With The Door Open, We Like To Talk About Pussy"

-"Lushes V Of Hair Going Thru My Chest Pubes All The Way To My Ball Fro, And She Grabs My Wiener"

EPIC.

[robjr98]

i had the old bull now i want the young calf and she grabs me by the wiener shut the fuck up

[GeneralBerger]

I have done all of those things.

[1984Sketch]

".... We literally have never done any of those things." LOL. XD

[koomyboy]

Oh my god what song is that???? Anyone know?

[JimmyDbum]

@koomyboy If you find out PLEASE LET ME KNOW

[sexhaie]

we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, we make our own jerky ;)

............we have literally never done any of those things.....

[JohnnyTheAddication]

i want my dad to be like this.

[ABR11hour]

We literally have never done any of those things

[iTzRemmY]

shut the fuck up!!

[israil32]

lol ballfrro and SHUT THE FUCK UP! thumbs up if this movie is funny....lolll

[rossow88]

This is my favourite scene of the whole movie! hahaha! ....Down to my ballfro!!...In the cinema I laughed for about 5 minutes straight after that!!

[mrbananaman29]

haha-SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

[MolesMalone]

"We literally have never done any of those things"

[drpepper576]

roflmao ball fro

[Lightbody11]

"I've got a luscious V of hair going from my chest pubes, down to my ball fro." Insane... LOL.

[caseyausherman]

"Oh my god, I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf." And she grabs me by the weiner.

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[midget1on1a1piecycle]

we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips, we make our own beef jerkey, thats what we do. and now that is all wrecked.

[SuperiorSwagon1]

whoever is the 1...fuck 2!..whoever is the 2 fuckers thats disiked this...yeah...i says fuck you!

[krewskater1111m]

lushios v of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball fro

[flythebike]

Best STFU! ever!

[goodmuzik22]

i agree...it was so passionate lmmfao

[goodmuzik22]

it was so passionate lmao

[PeanutPanhead]

we literally have never done any of those things

[uxintayuki]

rofl ballfro.

[tike0rz]

I think his name is Brennan.

[laboreddesperad4]

i enjoyed the movie actually I wasnt expecting too much - online to watch at Latest release Movies ^dot -com

[MzFootwork007]

hahahahaha!!! Iove it!!!

Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower..and i got a lucious V of hair going from my chest down to by ball fro...and shes like..OMG!! i've had the old bull...now i want the young calf..and she grabs me by the wenis!! STFU!!!!!!!

ROFL!!!!

[studio444]

rofl - i love this scene

[mushr00mhe4d]

we shit with the door open

we talk about pussy

we go on riverboat ganblig trips

we make our own beef jerky

THATS WHAT WE DO

[RodzRlly]

The first time I saw this I almost fell out of my chair...

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

[Crater56]

@RodzRlly calm down, it wasn't that funny.

[DadaIsHalF3vil]

@Crater56 ur jus a troll j/k lol

[prawnbutters]

@RodzRlly I was at the cinema and nearly coughed up a lung.Hilarious

[nicogamadelca]

@RodzRlly  I fell off my dinasour! LOL

[SecronGlitch]

WHAT IS THIS SONG?!

[bola664]

i got a luscious V of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball fro HAHAHAHHAAHH XD

[77q7]

AND SHE TAKES ME BY THE WIENER! o.o

[wtpryan06]

we shit with the door open we talk about pussy we go on riverboat gambling trips we make beef jerky!

we have literally never done any of that stuff

BWAHAHAHA

[partyhead11]

BALL FRO LMFAO

[proofish]

she's had the old bull, and now she wants the young calf, and she grabs me by the weiner, and

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[69guitarmaster69]

literally the best scene in the movie

[NickJohnson151]

and she grabs me by the weiner. SHUT... THE .. FUCK UP!!

[blackboyricky]

We Talk About Pussy.

we Literly Never Done Any Of.

That Stuff.

HahHahahahahA!

[foofighterssuperfan]

"SHUT THE FUCK UP" HA HA classic

[dadeeman1oo]

says*

[dadeeman1oo]

Roberts face is so funny when Dale syas all the shit about shitting with the door open

[philosophygirl1]

This is CLASSIC, I laugh my ass off everytime I see this scene!!!

[andrew4950]

ball fro!!

genius

[bola664]

chest pubes

[gdfhbs]

all the way down to my ball fro!!!XDD

[neutraljin]

hahaha

[philosophygirl1]

Love the ball fro, lmfao, hehehehe!!!

[seobra2008]

Ive got a luscious v of hair going down from my chest pubes down to my ball fro :D lol

[xBOOZAYx]

LMFAO "ive had the old bull, now i want the young calf" Man that never gets old!

[gdfhbs]

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!lol

[SavageGary2]

Shat THe FUCK UP!

[DeathProofCar]

gawd this never gets old...BUAHAHAH!

[chichigirrl2]

stfu!!! xD

[garrettfly09]

we like to shit with the door open haha

[robertokarlos100]

so true hehe

[mitrooper]

Why the heck are people on Youtube always repeating dialogue from the videos they watch in their comments...I never get that, it's so weird and irritating.

I like this scene from 'Steph Brothers' BTW, I actually like the whole movie, I had more fun watching this then 'The Hangover' for example, which is a nice movie as well.

[dynelol]

and she grabs me by the wiener

[camerongoll]

@dynelol if u listen closely he actually says weines

[JohnnyTheAddication]

@dynelol SHUT THE FUCK Up! ;]

[infloslinger]

People are repeating what they think is funny. I would rather see the dialogue repeated rather than bickering and flaming over opinions about whatever in the comments, but hey, that's just my opinion ;-) peace

[johneysz89]

Havent you ever watched a movie with with friends and after to movie you quote lines and laugh at it?

Its almost the same things with repeating dialouge with text.

I think.....

[availableusername93]

I guess they're just expressing a line or lines that they enjoyed more than the others.

[Locustx925]

0:25 LAWL

[jseg98]

We talk about pussy

[ghetto2dafull3st]

lol shut da fuck up!! lol

[danceblakeomsdance]

LMFAO we like to shit with the door open!.... we literatly have never done any of those things i fell off my chair at the theater when i saw that cause of laughfter

[kewlazpewp]

"We litterally have done none of those things." Lmao off so hard @ that

[jseg98]

That would be called vampire's assistant my friend.

the guy who plays Dale plays in that movie

[JoeTheSuperTaco]

thats not really funny. srry. :/

[LeShaye5000]

LMAO he was goin off "a lucious v of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball fro and she takes one look at me and she goes OMG ive had da old bull now i want the young calf" SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! LMAO too funni

[kicknbazz1615]

"We like to shit with the door open,we talk about pussy,we go on riverboat gambling trips,we make our own beef jerkey" Hahahaha

[wilcockproductions]

Bibblemethis states that 5hitter is a complete fuck head

[mctripy]

Bibblemathis says shut the fck up! LOL xD

[5hitter]

Bibblemethis states America's treatment of its native Indians and blacks compares to the savagery and brutality of the decadent Roman Empire

[5hitter]

Bibblemethis states America is culturally inmature and that it is a giant with the mind of a child.

[5hitter]

Bibblemethis also states the real Americans are the native Indians and everyone else are conquerors and occupiers

[warriorracer199]

SHUT THE FUCK UP HAHA HALARIUS

[5hitter]

Babblemethis states America should pick war on a country its own size like Russia and not on small weak nations.

[5hitter]

Bibblemethis states America is the country Israel's dog on a leash and whenever they say fetch and jump we do it.

[5hitter]

Bibblemethis also says the U.S. Government is the biggest terrorist organization in the world and everything else pales in comparison.

[5hitter]

bibblemethis compares the Taliban as freedom fighters and patriots just like our forfathers fought the British. He also states who are we to judge them differently.

[5hitter]

babblemethis also claims the soon to be circulated currency Amero that will replace the U.S. dollar would be better for the economy. This is anti-American.

[5hitter]

Bibblemethis claims the Western U.S. will one day be handed back to Mexico where it rightfully belongs. This is TREASON!!!!

[EcBuddy123]

not treason just the way the cookie crumbles l0l dont worry its just the economy!

[5hitter]

Bibblemethis should be arrested for HIGH TREASON!!!

[5hitter]

Bibblemethis places the welfare of his political party over the welfare of his country. Therefore he is a TRAITOR!!!!

[5hitter]

Bibblemethis is a TRAITOR!!! and a SELLOUT!!! to America. Report him to National Security and to the authorities.

[johneysz89]

Who the fuck is Bibblemethis? And why is he relevant to this video?

[ibarragurl27]

omg i've had the old bull, now i want the young calf!! shut the fuck up!!!! hahahahaha LMAO

[JamesKoutz013]

shut the fuck up! lmao that was hilarious!

[Coltsfanforlife302]

I gotta lucious V of hair going from my chest pubes down to my ball fro hahaha

[fabianslutchs]

hahah me and my dad do the shit with door open beef jerky and pussy

[boysunog61]

if i can talk to my father about pussies

he will punch me square on my face lol