Oh and by the way, I'm about to give you $13 million from my cousin the prince of Ethiopia, I just need your bank account details so we can move forward with this transaction.
If I just send you a blank signed check, then you can just fill it in, an amount you think is appropriate!?, ... You seem like a nice, trustworthy young man, and I feel sure you will put my hard earned cash to good use.
No gambling and whores now! ... ( lol!!!, just jesting! ) ... and while you are at it, get that companion of your a new chew toy!
quote from venom' web site: " I am only counting 1$ per person right now because that is what I requested to begin with. Anything above and beyond that is obviously more than I asked for, so what should I do?If someone sends me 10$, should I keep 1$ and donate the other 9$? You can see the difficulty.That is why I made sure to tell people only to donate 1$. It is also the only way to estimate how much I will earn on average a month by only expecting 1$ from each individual."
LOL! loved that! great acting job! and i loved the subliminal with the hookers, drugs, beer bongs, etc. we know where your priorities are (pretty much the same as ours) I was wondering, is there any youtube policies about begging for money? I didn't read the fine print. I was just wondering. anyway, great acting job! you ought to audition somewhere for a stage play or a commercial or something.
Okay you convinced me. My childeren will just have to wait for food for a couple of days more. It's not like it will kill them (I hope because I really can't afford to lose another one.).
I can get you into contact with Jesus, but only if you promise to not mispronounce his name. It's "Hey-zeus". Also, don't stare at his scars, he hates that. Actually, he hates a lot of things. Thing haven't been going that well for Jesus these days with people using his name for fraud and such. "Though times, it is, though times it is indeed", he usually says.
Oh, sign me up! I've done VenomFang's bidding thus far w/all of the VoteBot attacks, I can't WAIT to send you guys cash. This gives what little life I have meaning.
Now someone donate some money to me to pay for my legal fees and plane ticket so that I can go kick venom straight in the ball sack hard enough to stop him from reproducing.
how about i pay you in pelvic thrust into your lower back area ;) lol jk yeah fuck venomfangx and all other priest preachers and every other type of religious nonsense shyster that tries to scam idiots out of their hard earned money :/ but to be fair the fucktards that send them money have been brainwashed ever sense childhood to believe in this shit so what do you expect
I'll make a donation to your toilet bowl maybe.
wtchflld31 1 year ago
A rick roll would have been funnier. But I get the point.
Nagneto 1 year ago
Rofl xD
I've never laughed this much ^^
JockenTheGreat 2 years ago
PM wean you have it .. I WILL HELP YOU SPEND IT. Your best friend.
resistanceunion 2 years ago
Please let us know how many supporters you attract. Unless your mom is fed up with your begging, perhaps you will end up with one......
i4Truth 2 years ago
I know too, brother. I know, too.
(Thanks for the laugh out loud.)
LordStrange 2 years ago
lol wish i had some money to give homie lol but I'll tell you what
if i ever see you in the hood I'll let you hit the blunt a few times :)
jinnypigs4life 2 years ago
Hmmm, maybe if you quoted something from a scripture of some kind I would.
Q3ToPBuZz 2 years ago
Where's your dog? I miss her.
Oh and by the way, I'm about to give you $13 million from my cousin the prince of Ethiopia, I just need your bank account details so we can move forward with this transaction.
roji56 2 years ago 5
If I just send you a blank signed check, then you can just fill it in, an amount you think is appropriate!?, ... You seem like a nice, trustworthy young man, and I feel sure you will put my hard earned cash to good use.
No gambling and whores now! ... ( lol!!!, just jesting! ) ... and while you are at it, get that companion of your a new chew toy!
M0THERKN0WSBEST 2 years ago
lol awesome xD
DLSS 2 years ago
Pure unadulterated genius, bravo!
versanil 2 years ago
Does this shit really work? lol.
Ramel34 2 years ago
To send money or tissues? That is the question today.
Elaina43 2 years ago
quote from venom' web site: " I am only counting 1$ per person right now because that is what I requested to begin with. Anything above and beyond that is obviously more than I asked for, so what should I do?If someone sends me 10$, should I keep 1$ and donate the other 9$? You can see the difficulty.That is why I made sure to tell people only to donate 1$. It is also the only way to estimate how much I will earn on average a month by only expecting 1$ from each individual."
FrogSplatScience 2 years ago
Ha ha ha! Real cool! Sennnd meee Now your precious,,,Love! LOL! Excellent!
Boucrate 2 years ago
I don't have any spare money, but I would be glad to supply you with 5 pounds of cheese per month.
If everyone could just give 5 lbs of cheese, it's only 60 lb of cheese per year.
Personally that is a small sacrifice to make, for all of the good work you are doing.
HighlyViral 2 years ago
LOL! loved that! great acting job! and i loved the subliminal with the hookers, drugs, beer bongs, etc. we know where your priorities are (pretty much the same as ours) I was wondering, is there any youtube policies about begging for money? I didn't read the fine print. I was just wondering. anyway, great acting job! you ought to audition somewhere for a stage play or a commercial or something.
SteevDragon67 2 years ago
Okay you convinced me. My childeren will just have to wait for food for a couple of days more. It's not like it will kill them (I hope because I really can't afford to lose another one.).
TimesEyes 2 years ago
You do KNOW that if you EVER wanted to be a con man, you COULD pull it off, don't ya?
Frightening skillz. I almost reached for my card. ;)
philhellenes 2 years ago
LOL
I love it!
nathanforst1 2 years ago
omg, you dramatic removal of glasses... HOW MUCH DO YOU NEED?!?!?!
amortization101 2 years ago
please send $267 US cash only to windham666
windham666 2 years ago
i will donate but only if it gets me closer to jesus
vixvix801 2 years ago
I can get you into contact with Jesus, but only if you promise to not mispronounce his name. It's "Hey-zeus". Also, don't stare at his scars, he hates that. Actually, he hates a lot of things. Thing haven't been going that well for Jesus these days with people using his name for fraud and such. "Though times, it is, though times it is indeed", he usually says.
GreyAutumn 2 years ago
hahaha nice
DavosLogos 2 years ago
hahah
TheSilentOtaku 2 years ago
Oh, sign me up! I've done VenomFang's bidding thus far w/all of the VoteBot attacks, I can't WAIT to send you guys cash. This gives what little life I have meaning.
VoteBot 2 years ago
*donates eleventy jillion dollars*
Spalg 2 years ago
is this tax deductible?
NragedXX 2 years ago
OOOH! Right in the EYE! Ouch! Holy hell, Meridianfrost! Give the poor guy a towel, huh?
Bobbiethejean 2 years ago
Holy shit dude! I was on the verge of bursting out in laughter the whole vid.
The look on your face was killing me. LOL!
mconn2112 2 years ago
I get it. We give you money to help stimulate the economy, and then you stimulate yourself. It's a win-win!
JesusSavesAtCitibank 2 years ago
lol you poor thing. Here's 5 stars :)
Now someone donate some money to me to pay for my legal fees and plane ticket so that I can go kick venom straight in the ball sack hard enough to stop him from reproducing.
eraser101YT 2 years ago 3
stick in my eye!
OUCH!
Anogram 2 years ago
Hookers and Blow 4 the WIN!!
5/5
MadBadVoodo 2 years ago
lol
Longsday 2 years ago
I sent you $500 bucks.
geroldkid 2 years ago
Awesome.
meridianfrost 2 years ago
That's only two or three days worth of heroin. Are you sure you can't give any more?
D4Shawn 2 years ago
*****
CousinoMacul 2 years ago
laughing out loud.
pikapikaichigo 2 years ago
I get paid for lulz.
meridianfrost 2 years ago
lmao as soon as i get mypaypal account refilled i'll send u 5 bucks :) Best pwnage ^^ mate fuck VFX up lmao
Derfglouglou 2 years ago
lol. You should sent 500. You'd feel better about yourself.
meridianfrost 2 years ago
the sturgeon face at around :58 killed me, lol
thinkmorepink 2 years ago
It's all part of the master plan.
meridianfrost 2 years ago
Sent. I am sure you are going to make good use of it.
Cab0cl0 2 years ago
Ha! no. And you didn't send anything. Unless it's that new invisible money, in which case it's just as good. It's the thought that counts.
meridianfrost 2 years ago
how about i pay you in pelvic thrust into your lower back area ;) lol jk yeah fuck venomfangx and all other priest preachers and every other type of religious nonsense shyster that tries to scam idiots out of their hard earned money :/ but to be fair the fucktards that send them money have been brainwashed ever sense childhood to believe in this shit so what do you expect
jinnypigs4life 2 years ago
hahahhahahhhhh. I almost considered actually donating 5 bucks just cuz I think you're fucking hilarious.
ArranoGris 2 years ago
did u get my bill?
dospook 2 years ago
ha! no.
meridianfrost 2 years ago
laul, nice one
barbedknives 2 years ago
lol 2 in a roll
glnwls2k 2 years ago