WHAT JOHNNY BOY LOOKS FOR IN A MAN! RIPPED UP ROAST BEEF?!

[silentgui08]

fuckin corn-bread is the fuckin shits

[Jordanblakejackson]

It's funny cuz she IS a boy. :/

[ErikkChattman]

I wonder what Jbxo would look like as a man.....

[ThePlayboibuny]

I look for $ haha!!!

[CanVIEWS]

Looks: Sexy abs, 6 pack. lots of muscle to pick me up, blonde hair, deep bright blue eyes, sexy lips, light facial hair, great voice, proud and sexy shoulders, nice penis, No hair on penis, no fat legs, sexy style, strong arms, nice man hands, small hands like Matt LaBlanc, Sexy hair spiky, knows how to dress causal and fancy, strong neck, powerful heart that loves so much, big long feet, tan, smart, very impressive, sexy legs, hairy legs, no hair on stomach(eww), nice back thats so sexy.

[Monster30484]

HOTT,SEXY,YOUNG,BBIIGG DICK AND ABS

[asbloodrunsblack4208]

@vampiresaver16 a HIV test dipshit apperantly ur takin his dick in ur ass to defend a trany

[vampiresaver16]

i like hispanics :)

[icewind1111]

LOL, "ONE TIME THEY FUCKED UP MY EYEBROW AND I ONLY HAD OE EYEBROW!"

[asbloodrunsblack4208]

Ur def q dude that takes 100 cocks a week fuckin fag u must like being treated like ur a bitch to bad u ain't an isn't as hot u must fuck Old ass perverts an dirty motherfuckers go get urself a test queer bag

[vampiresaver16]

@asbloodrunsblack4208 she wants that many :) and she is hot and a test? ooo i love tests !

[lovegagamusic]

@asbloodrunsblack4208 Learn the english language please.

[nypd777]

@asbloodrunsblack4208 many times in the past speaking form xperience, i can tell if we get locked up on the same cell (jail) bitch niggah, blue black niggah, pink niggah, uptown niggah, downtown niggah, house niggah, hood niggah, hood rat niggah, asian niggah, euro niggah, red neck niggah, dickless tiny tim niggah . . . you would be every 1'z bitch cuz when u open your mouth, the smell of dick will give you away bitch ass bitch niggah

[snishnumberone]

AKA Chris Crocker,,, LMAO !!!

[poopytins]

I think this is Chris Crocker's sisters LOL

[dimesac420]

u need to talk to me johnny =] im your man guaranteed <3

[polancot1]

hit me up im 8 and a half inches at 19 years old i got 2 more years to grow <3 ur too cute

[RippleEffectWanted]

lol i like how alot of the trannys say pussy is smelly...like im sure..their assholes smell like spring breeze in a field of wild flowers....

[Huhotihot19]

mother fucker better jam my clam real good or it aint happinen... OH and if he cant get as piss as drunk as me and still be able to dance real sexy... then he is a keeper!

[Natixoxo13]

Reminds me of Chris Crocker :/ ew.

[TheTimeIsNow0000]

love a sense of humor yo.

[TheTimeIsNow0000]

dont hate on the roast beef. haha.

[zitzblitz123]

i don't care if she has a penis i still would date her i love trannies

[renoloverxoxo]

I'm a hopeless romantic

[dethloffjenna]

do you have a vagina?

[pinkgirl1205]

@dethloffjenna shes got a penis!!!

[PeepsRock309]

lol

[PeepsRock309]

durty.

[barbiegirl12493]

damn a pink condom!!! thats wicked awesome!

[itachi8675309]

emo hair funny nice....oh wait shane dawson duh :P

[JustinNwokoloo]

whats up with the bleeps???

[METALLOVEx]

my ideal man : SHANE MUTHERFUCKIN DAWSON BITCHES

[alifelesscritic]

@METALLOVEx is... HE ..."a man" ? : I

[METALLOVEx]

@alifelesscritic lol yes and a sexy one too

[alifelesscritic]

@METALLOVEx "k"

[METALLOVEx]

@alifelesscritic why do you put " " around everything you type ??

[alifelesscritic]

@METALLOVEx "good" idea : I

[TheMainOtaku]

1. Man gotta have that money!

2. hAVE SOME HAIR MOTHer fuckerr

3.Be good too me if you dont get yo ass ouuutttt

4. iF I WonT SomEthing Give IT tO meeee.

5. Have a big diiicckkk!

6. understand me when i say shut the fuck uppp!

[shadow87800]

omfg lol

[Rihrip]

You know its hard out here for a piiiiimp. WHEN WE STARTED GET MONEY FOR THIS RENT. like oh my god , im a man, i totally didnt know. WHATEVER ugh DEEP VOICE XD

[heather56735]

fuckin funny as shit real talk gurl <3 get that money

[MissVeeeeeeeee]

... UNLESS YOU PAY ME .

[Briianbitchxoxo]

Mally ! xD

[snowwite15]

i call it the big R and the three h's RESPECT HONESTY HUMOR and HUMILITY oh and cant be living with his mother

[jazzgirl11235]

a man:someone who can look out for me and stay true (doesnt btoher me if bi bc i am bi)

a woman:a sweet personality and huge boobs!

[iadmire1991]

i feel like a dbag for asking this but im a strait dude and every girl i get with hates having sex becuz my tool is too big. its not even that huge. is 8.5 too big? its a serious question, im seriously geting self concious about even trying to hookup anymore. maybe i need to date older women

[LizaLaney]

We loved penis all around... LMFAO

[sexiibitch555]

3:20 FUNNY AS FUCK LOL

[irishfitzy22]

i was wondering if we could talk? well i have a small penis only 7 inches.but never mind that. just want to talk .seeing you changed my mind about everything you are so sexy wow girls who needs them.

[irishfitzy22]

i was wondering if we could talk?

[cosmetickawaiismiles]

teheeee ure a pro!!!! johnny boiii but even u tryed not to laugh. do u have bloopers if so can u post them XD <3 u! ~my insperation 0:52

[criptonify]

this is my firs time watching this girl, guy, thing. TRANNY Oh, god she is Funny. Plus it's funny JOHNNY BOY is better looking than many girls out there. she made my day

[psycosquirrel789]

roast BEEF lmaoooo

[BritHardyLove15]

You're SUPER pretty, and tan :)...or is that your bronzer? ;P.

I would've never thought you lived in Philadelphia, I thought you lived in California, or something!

So, i'm watching your videos, then going to sleep, so I wanna see what this dream is going to be about! :P

Much Love <3.

[maddymadison30]

playin, not plain lol

[maddymadison30]

Roast beef. Are saying all vagina is like roast beef. Oh and not every vagina has a smell. Some do some is just like water. Just depends on the vagina owners diet really! No matter what I'm proud of my vag, so proud I'm gonna wear vag badge! LOL, just plain:)

[Cutie8792747]

YOU.MUST.DATE.CHRIS.CROCKER.

[Soljagirl247]

I like squirells wiff big nuts >;D

[AneyLeos2007]

so u basically askin for a black man? lol

[landoboo8x]

1- big dick

2- good sense of humor

3- tan

4- hot (of course)

5- likes lots of sex

[joyfuljojo233]

very annoying.......

[LilBabiJesus]

1-He has to be nice

2-He has to be sexy

3-He has to like KFC

4-He has to make more than 5000 dollors a year

5-He has to REALLY like KFC

[znlmommy1]

OMG JB I love ya vids... Awesome... I don't judge gays or tranny's bc I hav an awesome gay friend! I'm straight myself but I feel u wen a man has to hav a BIG d*ck... ;*

[gunpowder2468]

64 ppl cant get a man at all LOL!

[ediego86]

haha no shit you look like my homeboys gf. You cute as shit and its hard to believe you were a boy. fuckin rockin and a hot bod as well. Id definitely hit it.

[303username]

um...credit score has nothing to do with income...

[BlackKanix11511]

"u cant get NEAR my pussy ... unless u pay me ..."

Luv ya JB!!! pretty as ever! im really jeal. ^_^

[ImmaBeBeast]

I look for you Johnny Boy. You're are a trannylicious GOD!!!!!

[uriel17051993]

little nuttie :P

[dannymichaell]

hahaha I fucking love Johnny so much. He makes me happy:p

[angie09323]

LoL... well i love MY vagina but i am into & in love with the d***! lmao. hmmmm in a guy i like em with pretty hair... but they usually r gay when they got pretty hair =[ so no luck there. but i also like a guy who is really funny, but not obnoxious.

[drdantepereirea]

Big ass muscles

[Chanelbf23]

funny shit lol followed u on twitter whats philly like

[mickeylaughsalot]

Did you edit it on purpose or did Youtube censor it?

You sound like a columnist on Jerry Springer.

[ashlecrash]

Patience. Even perfect girls wake up only near perfect. I need time girl!

[Murillo6169]

Omg I'm lovin these videos!! And what I'm not interested in Is muscles. I don't want a muscular guy at all, I just want an ever so slightly chubby boy (they are really great to cuddle with). But I don't want a really big boy either, just somethin in between. And tiny penis' are really no fun. Kinda creepy looking too. Idk I guess I want a guy that is in between on just about everything (even personality). Has to be nice and slightly girlish but still very much a boy.

[lucindaboo]

you make such a beautiful woman! :) wow.

[XxXTH3xR3AP3RXxX]

i go 4 both i dont realli kno wat qualities i look 4 but if i lik u i lik u it doesnt realli hav to be anithing specific

[maniahmayhem]

i love youu, but bitch you aint black.

[fredluver12]

i love you.

[SuperZavie]

I HAVE A NACK FOR CELL PHONES

[fredluver12]

ahaha so random!

LMFAO. I DONT JUDGE LOL.

HAHA LOVE YOU JOHNNY BOY<3<3<3.

and okay.. for a guy, i like guys who look like girls for some reason but i also like guys who look like guys i guess XD.. well they cant be over protective and they have to show they care but just by listening to my problems and you know helping me and stuff im not the type of girl who wants a boyfriend to buy me things.. and well i dont care if their ugly or not if their nice then ill usually think their cute..

[christiancorrosive]

UNLESS YA PAY ME!

[XxXBynumUnitXxX]

i have an interest in nerds with big dicks

[crazyozziegirl]

@Emmaluurvechick hahaha YAHH I think lots agree :D

[l1nkzlovel1fe]

I love penguins, yah i said that. that dident come from my insomnia disorder~

[iswim1808]

best vid yet. Love you honey.

[nameseeker33]

1 - If my man aint old enough to go on a liquor run he got to go.

2 - if he aint got no job for over 2 weeks he got to go.

3 - if he aint got my 5 g bag of w33d by Friday he got to go.

4 - if I'm heading out and he dont say im hot and Bill Cosby still aint wanna tap this at 4am after 3 courts of Hennessey pfft.

5 - and last, but certainly not least, if that motha f***** so fat he got me pushn back his gut when I'm on top cause it keeps roll'n my way knockn my sh!t everywhere HE GOT TO GO.

Amen.

[katy0perry0fan]

profanity buzzer D: lol

[cherk1053]

Qualities I look for in a man include: Gangster, carries a gun, tattoos all over his body, at least one piercing, lots of money, and no body fat :)

[LIAxx7]

@cherk1053 Just an FYI, a lack of body fat doesn't exist.

[gyuck]

what's corn rolling

[leslielarranaga]

what i look for ina man ?

tall , sweet , cute , respectful , athlectic ,

flawless smile , pretty eyes , loves me for me && not my looks (: <3

[RUBYGONZAlEZ9269]

PEACE OUT BITCHESS,.

ROFL!

[crazyperson1093]

my mom was an alcoholic smoker so whenever i see i guy i like he is the same way. he's also covered in tatoos and piercings. idk. even at 5 i had crushed on idiots. when i liked the basckstreet boys i loved AJ. idk i cant help it!

[locopop931]

gurl i feell you what did big dick, like cici once said, I can do it up and down,

I can do circles <3

[SuperPrettyPink101]

this is the first vid i eva seen of u... U ROK!

hehe, wat do i look for in a man? long sexy emo hair, guyliner, he gots to wear skinnies and bright coloured tees... oh and some wicked snakebite piercings on his lip would be mega awesome!!!

i'm a girl btw, so this perfect man will probably be gay and totally uninterested :(

lol oh well ;)

[miss0faye]

@SuperPrettyPink101 read my mind (:

[OkayinAsec]

@SuperPrettyPink101 i like the same kinda guy. and it always happens! they always end up gay!

[spiritofryu]

@SuperPrettyPink101 hahahaha i find that list so funny

[xJoycexVampirex]

omg! you live in philly?! :D

[123trackstar456]

ohmigod!!!! this is hilarious!!! :D and what was the ending song anyone???

[glambert1001]

i look for awesome hair beautiful eyes i do not like muscular men i like skinny ones and i great personality and someone who can make me laugh like umm nathan from desandnate ya like him :) luv u johnny

[TheMACjunky]

For me I love, people like Travie McCoy...he would be perfect....but yehh gurl, im with you on the big penis thing :L

[taylorloveslife]

your from philllly! Omg that is awesommmmmeee!

[TheGatorgirl2009]

JESUS PICKED ME!!

xD

[Javapop15]

omg you made my day! i love you girl!

[YALovers]

to have one green eye and the other blue.

and im serious. i like that. I'm gay, by the way, love you

[GAAAAAAYsha]

i have the perfect guy: nice body, nice hair, pretty eyes, really tall, has good credit, hes 17, hes caring,nice, loveing and he has a pretty good sized tool

[hannarocks10]

a hot guy, with some money, and a sense of humor, who isnt a cheater and liar..

[ryanwilsonmusic]

Amazing...

[HollyJSinclair1]

he needs to have hair, he needs to spend time on his hair than me ( so i can get some tips form him XD), he needs to be skinny fat guys are nasty, he needs to know how to cook , big dck and he needs to know what hes doing in bed ... same thing wit girls and girls got to have nice boobs b-DD cup no nippy lil a cups

[rob3rt361]

i bet i could throw marbles in ur nostrils

[yumyumsashimi]

@rob3rt361 Yup probably to snort all that cocaine. And what a fucked up voice.

[Euo]

You so need to do some god warrior-esque shit about ripped up roastbeef.

I would die.

[supertailsfan]

I wanna guy thats white, weigh atleast 170 , and he has to be between 28 and 70.......... apparently I'm attracted to old guys..........

[rocKinemochik27]

Anyone else find it funny that Johnny has on glasses and sunglasses at the same time? XD

[LeikaBelly]

you make me laugh. hahha

[Jetblack96]

Thank GAWD i have no credit score

[marisol5loves5dave]

omg i love u johnny lol no homo :p i live near philly :) we should hang out, b ghetto n get some CHURCH'S CHICKEN! not kfc lol.

and i like a man w. nice skin and hair, also perfect white teeth

[iluvtomandbillK]

Lol Ur silly Jhonny :P

Bill Kaulitz is my perfect guy <33

[mermaid12345678910]

asian guys.not short ones tho...well maybe.:)

[TheBarbie1234567]

Amaa Goo Too Phildiphaa Too See Yhuuu :D

Hoppfuulyy xD !

[powerpuffgirl0410]

john cena=] hes my guy

[gyuck]

corn roll?

[FM897]

Ripped up roast beef? Not the vaginas I have been in contact with :)

[skreamofreak]

i will never look at roast beef the same again everrrrr </3 lol but i love you jonny boy!!!!

[xcutsoflovex]

i will never eat roast beef again lol

[Hexsimbiote]

ahahahah funny

[Salvabitch456]

lmfaooo i loveee you your so funny. my fetish is black socks and sneakers. idk why but its like theres something about having sexy with shoes and socks on thats erotic lmfaoooo. anyway omg i live in the jersey shoreee, and im just starting to become a tranny <3. we rule the fuckin world. TXT ME ! :) 732-608-3042. OR CALL lol

[yagurlchrissy69k]

lmfao you really have me rollin your too damn funnyy

[fernandojimenez84]

This was uploaded on my birthday:)

[SuperAE7]

It's Johnnybitch..... lol hahahahhahahah so freaking funny best video ever.

[MichaelVampireMyLove]

great...great...great...great.­...hahahhahaha you are the best <3

[xrobx735]

SMELLY!

[bruter2394]

this is my 40th time watching this and i still laugh more like lmfao 

[iMakeItRayneG]

Dude you're the funniest mothercracker ever. xD

[JAZZLOVE09]

....unless he pay me XDD

[1amandathomas]

BAHAHA your so funny

[iskrugh1]

you aint get any of this ...... unless you pay me!

[bruter2394]

2:49 to 4:12 is so fucking funny

[SkrewheadMentality]

@bruter2394 oh forreall? ha it didnt look like no remote..

[partyrock11430]

Haha I love you!! I have trannylicious on my ipod!

[iLOVEhotBRITISHass18]

WTF? xD you're so bipolar. LMFAO.

[kyledylanchang1994]

You make me sad, I'm not really sure about my size, I think it's small but I measured it and it was it think average, don't remember the exact measurement

physical appearance doesn't mean much to me...unless you look mean, hygiene is very important.

[MatchboxHeaven]

@MemoriesOfRiku

Well, the Queen bee may not be the smartest "girl power" metaphor since they just get gang-fucked by drone bees all day but the worker bees (who are all-female) can be since they build the honeycomb, pollinate the flowers, guard and do a lot of sophisticated tasks (like hive "air conditioning" etc) will be. But I guess the types who identify as "queen bees" are fat, gold-digging bitches who never worked a day in their life.

[MRSSHANESGURL]

dude u and chris crocker would be great friends

[318coolboy]

You would prob be good friends with crisscrocker (when he isnt crazy) =3

[leybibaby98]

Hey Aree Yhu A Guy ? No Ooffence Cuhss iiD Lubb Tew Meet A Homo iN PersoOn !

-Dah Gurl Yhu Want Leybi <33 !

[vixangel1]

I love you !!!!!

:]

<3

[KillahofKourse]

This the 3rd vid of yurs tht bombed...kinda reminded me of chris crocker videos...kinda unrehearsed...hella redundant nshit...

[SkrewheadMentality]

did yu jus pull out a dildo at 4:02? lmao

[bruter2394]

@SkrewheadMentality  it was a remote

[IAmFalupa]

haha. you are so fucking hilarious!!! you are my hero love♥

[angelofcalamity980]

omg girl i live like 10 minutes away from philly!

[moxiebaby77]

The Ponannie!!!! You go with your bad ass self. Loving you sweets.

[oXoCHaaDRockWelloXo]

haha i fuckin luv u johnnyboy ...... i fuckin luv you

[Fernade10]

wow johnnyboy u suck and ur dumber and worse than chris crocker. gtfo youtube alot of ppl consider u as their least favorite youtuber

[crazyozziegirl]

Shane Dawson is the perfect guy !!

[angie09323]

@crazyozziegirl He really does seem to be! =]

[MzBiEbErz16]

i want a guy like JUSTIN BIEBER

[mordorkbutt13]

is your dick even big though sweetheart <3

[PrettiNikkiRIght]

soooo funny.

[AndySofaProductions]

Do you censor your videos?

[StevenMProductions]

I just want someone willing to shit into my shithole.

Mmmm

[HWR924]

FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU DATE SOMEONE FOR THEIR MORALS! I COULD DATE A WOMAN THAT LOOKS HOT AS HELL AND IS A RACIST SLUT BUT I WOULD'NT BECAUSE MORALS AND VALUES ARE WHAT MATTER! YOU ARE SUCH A FAGGOT! I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!

[StevenMProductions]

@HWR924 You're retarded if you took anything seriously.

[HWR924]

@StevenMProductions I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT JOHNNYBOYXO IS A TROLL! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE ANY TRANSFAG IS A TROLL! TROLLING SHOULD BE LEFT TO HETEROSEXUALS ONLY!

[iGenee]

@HWR924 you make me giggle-snort.

courtesy of your lame comments <3

[TheRealHWR924]

@iGenee RULE 39 NEWFAG! LRN2INTERNET OR GTFO!

[iGenee]

@TheRealHWR924 o: someone should rip you out of your skin and place you in an opposite gender.

[HWR924]

@iGenee SOMEONE SHOULD DISABLE YOUR INTERNET CONNECTION FOR LIFE!

[iGenee]

@HWR924 gaaaaasp.

is your shift bar broken?