Freeman's Mind - Episode 6 (Half-Life Machinima)

[DAVICIOUSX]

OMG if you could breed Anchorman Ron Burgundy and Cartman from Southpark, you'd get this guy screaming at you

[lostparkobsession55]

Alien spawns. "NO." *shoots it* alien dies. Awesome.

[DerpyCatfish]

Alien: drrrrbrrrrrrrrrrr

Gordon: no *shot*

[GreenShark4]

IT'S RAINING MEN

[TheTrayman527]

they r mexican aliens

[Restayvien]

In the future everything will be like this...doors...hu...[A wild screaming pig alien appeared] *ZAAP* *SQUEEL*

[Freeman uses '9mm handgun']

"No."

*BLAM*

[It's super effective!]

"...I don't even know what this this IS. Maybe I was hasty shooting it...this could be an... Ambassador. "

This series is fucking hilarious.

[ILOVEHORSHES1234]

"Woah, train's leaving the station, all aboard--no wait NOT YOU!

[DavidIoanid7888]

 If you had a cardboard cutout it would be my first

[mryogscastfan1]

last ep said free and this ep did not said man

[PADDLERSOFUSA]

This guy needs a firefight voice....

[thebaseballcardguru]

Illegal immigrants... illegal aliens?

[SoulShelter]

This, by far, is one of his funniest. I could not stop laughing. It just gets more and more funny as it progresses. Love it!

[BlueNyuu]

LOL! "It's raining men! No- Aliens, what?"

[MrRockydog4000]

Freeman: "Next time one of these comes ill listen to what it has to say"

Freeman: "Speak of the devil"

Alien: *making noise*

Freeman: "Nurnurnurnurnurnurnurnurn"

Alien: *attacks*

Freeman: "F*CK!"

[Seevorr]

"SUCK ON THIS YOU JUMPING BOOGERS!"-lmafo

[NerfMaster000]

i rofled when he was in the water

[KaneTheMessiah001]

@ColdAdapt Why don't you get a job in copying if you are so willing to copy comments?

[Snoodybob]

Uh oh, train's leaving the station! All aboard. No not YOU! YOU DON'T HAVE A TICKET!!!

[BlackVulpes]

re watch this with transcribed audio ON

a whole new set of laughs

[ColdAdapt]

houndeye spawns

Fluttershy: NO!

[iamadonutface]

@ColdAdapt Nice job copying my comment.

[arussellproduction]

I don't think it's very realistic if he dies 20 times or uses all his ammo on one headcrab. And this is for the purpose of comedy more than how good he is at the game

[Taytyaaytyat]

only one shot? wuss. Freeman's doing this on easy

[venomrider100]

@Taytyaaytyat He has a modified version of Half Life so his Glock does more damage.

[oldshooter84]

that guy in the dumpster made me piss myself in laughter! XD

[arussellproduction]

Hey I have a brand new windows 7 Samsung laptop and I tried to play half life on it and it downloaded fine from steam but every time I try to play it it says "preparing to launch Half Life" on a pop up then that disappears and I get a really annoying error noise. I'm getting really pissed because I paid $10.00 for it and it doesn't work I've tried re-installing it and I meet all the system requirements. Plus people say any computer made after 1998 can run it IT MAKES NO SENSE

[AmericanDroid]

try using the translate software its pretty funny

[darknessleaderzero]

first rule of life "Oh gravity thou ar't a heartless bitch"

[Devalleytruth]

Im really getting tired on that italian guy at the braun commercial...

[tigeressofkarma]

"Why do all these catwalks suck so bad!?!?!" Made me LOL!!

[AntiPro678]

Haha "smoopid".

[AntiPro678]

Lol at freeman in water mumbling. xD

[cnbr15]

that dead head crab he first shot looks like a chicken

[Multishadowmew]

*dumpster opens*

Hey, a Jack-in-the-box!

[Superawesomevids549]

Suck ON THIS YOU JUMPING BUGGERS. (lol)

[ThunderCavalier]

Oh, I get it.

It isn't the Mexicans that are the problem.  It's the face huggers.

:)

[Ayomide345]

I used to be an adventurer like gorden, but then i took an arrow to the knee...

[Crysix12]

Houndeye "eheheheheheheheeh

Freeman "eeehhehheheheheeh"

#Bang#



[HipCovers]

From 4:30 to 5:17 is like the best yelling scene of the series. Or second best...I like "WHY IS EVERYONE THAT'S NOT ME BEING A PROBLEM?"

[ilikeapplanas]

1:08 the life of GLaDOS.

[conallsgaming2]

@ilikeapplanas shit sorry i ment to press your like button

[ThisisAliFareedshow]

lol Cthulu

[habib5029]

batter up strike one strike two strike ah its raining men i mean aliens time to leave the station no not you you dont have any rights. yeah sure teleport in more freaks ah fuck why do all these cat walks suck so bad.hahahaha lolololololol that made my day

[goteg]

"OHNOTHATWASSTUPIDIMGONNADIE!!­!!"

lmao XD

[mittens981]

omg i laughed unbelivibly hard when i saw that man was sitting in that bin

[Zen420919]

4:45 made me laugh so hard lmao NO! SHUT UP!

[DanteKami1]

suck on this, you jumpin' boogers!

[noah12301]

U killed an ambassador! The relations will worsen

[baronstar2]

you know i want to know if he lives with someone, because they must be like the fuck? when hes reading the script for this.

[armeelane]

@baronstar2 who says, that he needs a script? maybe hell just improvise :)

[2011linkfan]

4:17 all aboard, trains leaving the station- NO NOT YOU! You dont have a ticket!!!

[guibests]

WTF? Where is your health?

[darroth42]

some of the tags are " neurotic gamer makes gameplay funny"

[AshuraandWechidnia]

1:45 KAMEHAMEHA!

[slycooper878]

AAH FACE HUNGRY'S! xD

[Lightningpath]

He can't think underwater?

[daks5122]

I AM CAPTAIN GORDON FREEMAN OF THE INTERGALACTIC HOUSE OF PANCAIK MIX AND I ORDER YOU TO KILL EVERYTHING YOU SEE. Except survivors i guess...

[TrickyPickyRicky123]

2:10 "Hey a jack in the box!" Lmfao

[VannahWilson]

Aw man, no HD version? :'(

[quagernag]

Fear and Loath in Black Mesa.

[JellyBabe02]

Okay, WHY are all the related videos pornographic? Just curious...

[Nushnark]

@JellyBabe02 maybe it's the playlist from Gordons youtube account.

[teletubbiepwnzer]

@JellyBabe02 They're not the thumbnail just tricks you

[tannerdelta]

@JellyBabe02 probably similar tags

[mycatlicksherself]

@JellyBabe02 Because Ross Scott's voice is almost orgasmic.

[MrRedYoYoTT]

@2IDSGT then ur a dumbass

[MrRedYoYoTT]

@2IDSTG then ur a dumbass

[sonnytenedo]

How come this game doesn't have a HUD? No bullet HUD no crosshairs no ADS function

[AdaKHansson]

@sonnytenedo The hud is disabled.

[sonnytenedo]

@AdaKHansson makes sense...

[alegofan0]

@sonnytenedo 'cause he turned it off, u can do it with the console

[Waldrouk]

hahahahaha ill never be able to play half-life again with a straight face

[hidanone]

smoopid XD

[Rycalla15]

Hey A jack in the box!

[mattstorm360]

Here what happed.

Houndeye: i will go to earth and talk about a peace treaty.

*teleports*

Hello!

Freeman: NO

[Caboose039]

Ya know, typically you use diplomacy first THEN indiscriminate shooting.

[commandertyco]

I thought this was his thoughts... Why'd he start choking when he was in the water?

[salibian1]

Smoopid... nice.

[VannahWilson]

I almost choked on my cake watching 4:45 - 5:16 XD

[krrisss23]

``its reining menn...no i mean ailens `` xD

[eedobaba7726]

Last episode:

"They'll find out what happens when you mess with the Freem-"

Freem what? FREEM WHAT?!

*clicks on episode 6*

[surfer605]

HOUNDEYES :d

[VenVidiVici]

"Oh god it's raining men... i mean aliens, aliens"

[2IDSGT]

Dumbass, Glocks don't have a safety, just a tab on the trigger to keep the gun from going off if it's dropped. Just ask Plexico Burris.

[a2redneck]

@2IDSGT Dumbass, Glocks do have a safety and that tap on the trigger keeps the trigger from moving back while the slide is pulled back. Just ask anyone who has one.

[2IDSGT]

@a2redneck Alright, let's do a functions-check then. Chamber your Glock with a full magazine, make sure the "safety" is on, then point it at your crotch and firmly pull the trigger several times. If you still have your balls, then yes, I'm a dumbass.

Note: This has to be done with a pre-2003 model as I believe this game was released sometime in the late 1990s.

[trollsrawsome]

The aliens sounded like monkeys screaching!:D

[trollsrawsome]

The thing that couldve been an inbassador looked like a vagina:D

[Spawn756]

@trollsrawsome don't know what vaginas you're looking at...

[THEtoothPICK999]

thumbs up if you too have watched Die Hard like 50 times.

[iamadonutface]

*houndeye teleports*

Freeman: No. *shoots*

[peerse1]

@iamadonutface i was #100 at your comment. here you go amigo :D

[piathefish131]

ur dardy

[allthepeeps90]

i called those screaming things vagina beasts.. :D

[ProtoPlasmicMuffin]

I love how he keeps ignoring g man yet saying stuff like "anybody up there to where he was as soon as he leaves

[tehwioug]

Check out Civil Protection. Its made by Ross Scott and its just about two Metro-Police; Mike and Dave. Awesome animating and hilatious too. Its better than Freemans Mind in some aspects.

[AnotherBiasedFanboy]

When I don't know what something is, I say "NO." Then I shoot it.

[dark13death]

123 ppl are inmigrants XD

[antonfatso]

123 people were part of the solution

[COOLZxTV]

he sounds like ashon kutcher

[nicesonic101]

4:42 - 5:05 I literally ROFLed. You have no opinion! You are all illegal immigrants! XD

[DXfanization]

"No one wants your opinion!!" Actually I yell that alot at my screen when I play Half Life 2. Especially in Ravenholm:).

[xdave0hx]

The voice sounds like Hud from Cloverfield.

[densha0nna]

smart and stupid = smufid

[armeelane]

did anyone else noticed, that one facehugger WASNT incompetent? @ 5:04 one of them ACTUALLY jumped into this giant meatgrinder XD my favourite episode :)

[91general]

i just noticed there are 38 idk if there are more ! its late enough but i got homework damit

[wcability109]

4:44 - 5:16 lol

[nanakieverblaze]

You know what I realized? The bars he can't get through at 2:38 are the exact same size as the hole in the floor that he jumps through at 2:48.

What.

[PizzaPirateNinja8128]

@nanakieverblaze O.o An unsolvable mystery!

[adamneko]

@greel97 Gladiator was joking

[Greel97]

At 4:50 he came up with the plot for District 9.

[Greel97]

You know how GLaDOPS told Chell to go to Black Mesa? This is what happens when you let a woman behind a neuron transforter.

[manualmaniac1]

ITS RAINIG FACEHUGGERS!

[offthewall266]

The trains leaving the station. No not you, you don't have a ticket. lol

[HSTCalvin]

White men in HAZMAT suits can't jump. Really? Not if your HEV has its long jump module attached!

[EFG44]

Hey, a Jack-in-the-box!

[didogazeto]

lol freeman with a pistol

remember,DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT FREEMAN

[CREESOLDIER1444]

suck on this u jumping boogers LOLZ XD

[Gimboidable]

*Scientist pops out of box*

"Hey look, a jack in the box!"

That made me laugh til I wet myself

[sugarkitty121]

IT'S RAINING ALIENS! HALLELUJAH! :D

[nikekotor2]

0:40 is awesome!

[TheDarkGamerLP]

4:30-5:25

HaaHaa i couldn´t stop laugh for 15 min >_<

[thewardenlover]

why cant he think underwater?

[AnimeLoverLukara]

It felt like a few lines were shared with Scout.

[JBommer4488]

Without Ross, there would never be Freeman's Mind. Thanks to him. He's so awesome!! : D

[6Shooter28]

@ShadowIncarnate I said the exact same thing on another episode.

[KrunKMYMinD]

Smupid!! hahaha

[R3MiiND]

"YOU DONT HAVE A TICKET" lololol

[HashSl1ng1ngSlasher]

@InvadurHeart2 nah, he's probably allergic to neurotoxin

[97livewire]

how do you modify the health of the aliens?

[xxshottycurbxx]

if he was at aperture science, he would pwn GLaDOS! then come to black mesa and say "hey guys, i got a huge fucking boat all to myself, and you cant come in!

[rgGamerfreak69]

This will go really good on amnesia. Less scary and more funny.

[garrysmodmoviemaker1]

Everytime I play any video game, I have Freeman's voice going through my head whenever my character sees something wierd, fights enemies, or gets shot.

[born2slow13]

"Idk if it was smart or stupid. Smupid."

[void735]

he sound so fun under water :D

[unknownprsn9136]

the creature at 0:45 had vagina lips. just saying...

[EFG44]

Batter up! Agh it's raining men... I mean aliens!

[dreamftails]

@InvadurHeart2 actually he would have been gassed by glados and died

[Triopmaster12]

hey a jack in the box!!!!

[lenxlover1]

@InvadurHeart2 But then he wouldn't get any cake TT^TT

[werewolf1grl12]

5:06 Black mesa: crazy enough now?

[kaledranger18]

this is the voice. of GF

[lordfall100]

he sounds just like dark helmate when he says what happened



[Cybertitan129]

"THIS PLACE ISN'T CRAZY ENOUGH YET" (walk way falls) "WHAT THE FUCK!?!

[tuanieboy]

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U NO GIVE US HALF LIFE 3!!??

[Masterlink981]

"No shut up! No one cares about your opinion!

You have no rights! Your all illegal immigrants!"

XD 121 dislikes were from illegal aliens that got across the border.

[Masterlink981]

Suck on that you Jumping BOOGERS!

Is someone up there?

No.. I guess not.

XD

[fwesh1]

White Men Cant Jump!

[ghter05]

What about Chell's mind

[TheObso1337]

Wait a minute. Glocks have no manual safety.

[screwy109]

NOT YOU!YOU DONT HAVE TICKETS!

[feelslikeyourlove]

1:11 G-Man's upstairs hmm

[PunishmentOf]

Ahh , its raining men i mean aliens . Lmao

[Jackques]

ehh! face huggers! LOL

[F4fullpower]

Y'know, on that whole slow descending elevator thing, I don't do it, I jump down and slide down all the way on the left, its so much faster. If anyone wants to do this, heed this warning....when you are almost at the bottom, hold back and SLOW THE FUCK DOWN, or you'll splat.

[OO7Zach]

"Hey, a jack-in-the-box!"  *Walks away*

[hertoiaska]

Should've gone to Aperture :D

[MegaJohn129]

lol

[capylego]

i like how he didnt c the guy run off to the right at :42 seconds

[KingKaleb77]

4:19 NOT YOU, YOU DON'T HAVE A TICKET!! Rofl

[KingKaleb77]

"Hey A JACK IN THE BOX" XD

[ServeTIstanboul]

oh man he even keep talking under the water

[kyleseaner]

ROFL 4:43

[blade312PMU]

@kabdabanrock Nobody cares about porn if they're watching THIS!

[doomfullord]

Is someone going through all of these just to dislike them....?

[LupusSpiritus221]

XD illegal aliens!

[Duskworker]

a full clip?

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!

[luisismaelluyo]

5:08 lol

[ShadowIncarnate6]

The voice sounds like Ham from Toy Story.

[spencertheheghog]

@ShadowIncarnate6 and tacoman

[NatesSound]

@ShadowIncarnate6 Sometimes he sounds like Will Ferrel when he screams xD

[NatesSound]

@NatesSound xD just picture Will Ferrel when he raises his voice hahahahah

[Trybut3]

@ShadowIncarnate6 this dude reminds me Manny in Ice Age

[a2redneck]

@ShadowIncarnate6 he also sounds like the flea from "bugs life" and he sounds like Mack from "Cars"

[supersnow17]

@InvadurHeart2 yea but still all be dead due to GLaDOS

[MultiThatguy1]

no.. i mean come on!

[100p3y]

I don't wanna be part of the solution. o.o

[razerclaw25]

munumunumunumunumunumunum blast, FUCK, DAMMIT! Its the same story every time!