What The? (CENSORED)

[maniac923]

He lowered the pitch of his voice. HA

[RedozuMoon]

I can't stop laughing. xD

[keozeo]

wait wait wait 9:38...jktim? seriously?

[SqueeksoAo]

"If you are wearing headphones, you might wanna lower the volume."

yo fuck that ahahaha

[ZeldaDD]

oh god, I was trying to drink coffee while watching this, and some of those censors...god damn it. XD

[JohnEvansChaoseed]

...Wait, this is a video of people WATCHING a video of someone playing? And now I'm COMMENTING on it? The internet is eating itself.



[L4z1n3zz]

@JohnEvansChaoseed Commentception.

[Jadriam]

How is it possible to be bad at Mario 3? I....what? How?

[M3phL]

what a nut ^^

[lalalei2001]

Apparently this guy reuploaded this without the SoTN music and censor sound effects.

He left the farting in though.

[SuperMammouthable]

@DrSuperMarioMan6464 Here you go watch?v=-flIhJC4UsE . Just jump to 2:00.

[xRedx0]

this crack me up everytime LOL

[TheFF07]

I don't know how I got here...

[TheBaehrClan]

Funny, right after you guys mentioned that he live in hell, he beat the level and said "God have mercy on my soul."

A little late for that, bud.

[CrazyGamerDragon64]

The fart noises that keep happening when he dies don't just sound like fart noises, they sound like he's taking a huge $h!t!

[GoRedskinsAndWizards]

I'm a conservative, but that "you better not be talkin' 'bout them pokemon evolvin' " line was hysterical!

[khlova]

Diabeetus's voice is like sex in my ears

[TheDeathnotejunkie]

fucking white trash sum bitches

[DrSuperMarioMan6464]

Why aren't there every links to the original videos? I CAN NEVER FIND THEM!

[DreadGir]

@DrSuperMarioMan6464 Likely because they are taken down pretty quickly after the owners learn that a Retsupurae has been done of their precious, obviously perfect video. It's so perfect that they can't let it be exposed to actual criticism! Perish the thought!!!

[DrSuperMarioMan6464]

@DreadGir Haha, exactly.

[plasmanomega]

3:18 9-hit combo fail

[progrockcoffee]

Fuckin' socialist turtle.

[Purin1023]

This will always be my favorite RP. Love this so much.

[videogamenostalgia]

I wouldn't be too harsh on this guy. His hypercam is unregistered...

[silentdarkluigi]

i think at the end the fart machine died and ran out of batteries

[ChemistGeometric]

This make my stomach hurt from laughing..

Can I list this as exercise?

[zzyzx0788]

You guys should do more of his videos. Solely because hes the type of scum on the internet that censors comments and ratings so no one can call him out

[ReloadPsi]

Whose account was this? I wanna see if he has any more of these up.

[ReloadPsi]

@ReloadPsi Gah, I always ask right before it comes up :P

[Xevnest24]

The horridly loud censor bleeps made me cry with laughter.

I don't even know why they were so funny.

[Neotails8762]

holy shit justkeepthatinmind was in those credits

[Nintendoga]

"One of them Boom-Boom Turtle son of bitches! Bet he voted for Obama..."

[rjakobi]

He disabled ratings and comments.

Also, he disabled quality, dignity, and any sort of video game credibility.

[MRKnowitallaboutRFOM]

I loved the random sound effects

[mynameisgopal]

i miss proteus :(

[GreatNegus]

I fucking lost it at "Get daddy his fart machine"

[TheMarioo0]

ok so this guys are watching someones lets play video and now they are talking over the sound making jokes??? cuz i was confused

[FlandreScarletTepes]

@TheMarioo0 Close. These guys take really horrible Let's Play videos and make jokes about them. It's a new spin on an old tradition, going back to the days Mystery Science Theater 3000.

These guys are from the place where LPs started, which is where you'll always find the best ones.

[zzyzx0788]

He disabled ratings and comments? People like that are the worse kind of scum. Thank you for retsupurae-ing this jackass

[ThaSwitcherTayTay]

Is that guy ten years old or what? Then again, I'm pretty sure a ten year old would know what trial and error was.

[CrazyGamerDragon64]

My favorite parts of this video are the beginning when it starts out with epic music only to continue on to a less exciting Let's Play and hearing the fart noise when he died and the part where he yells "God d*** it!" @ 1:38 and the crazy noises he uses to censor himself, "That was the sound of a toy that I had when I was 7."

[IMMATOONLINK]

"Well, at least there's variety on the ways he covers up his dirty dirty language."

*Cue Siren*

[MagicantNess]

"Making the video is like being punched in the head by a Russian"

Heavy Weapons Guy: "This slaps me on the knee!"

[Wulfaur]

I lost it when he savestated right before he got hit and then fart noises and glass breaking followed.

[GoRedskinsAndWizards]

He could've just skipped the pit by sinking in one of the sand cascades which leads to a shortcut.

[hitjohnyup]

This is the video that got me addicted to retsupuraes

[bobbyewing311]

lol I love how mad Proteus gets hahahahah

[Kuronji]

X-Men...asssssemble!

-Distant fart noises...-

[KazumeSR]

Seriously, no one can suck this badly at Mario... even if it IS world 8 and the stages are total bullshit... no one can suck THIS much XD

[LuwiigiMaster]

This is by far one of the best Retsupurae's ever, but at least this guy is the better of the two "Nostalgia" themed personalities.

I wish I had the motivation way back then to do an LP of the GBA SMB3 and fill it with political commentary.

[Uruya6]

Man, this is some serious *fart noise* *breaking glass*.

[Searching4Rinoa]

Oh god, Save State 30?! What the hell are on the other 29?

[Zknight7126]

Wait, you can use more than 10 savestates on the ZSNES? Of course he would know that though.

[Purpleboo11]

why didn't he just use a save state, while he was on the actual level?

[GoRedskinsAndWizards]

Normally Diabetus is by far the funniest, with Slowbeef being the least, and Slowbeef & Proteus largely just being there for Diabetus to feed off of. Not the case here; he was pretty quiet on this one, while Proteus was active and Slowbeef really stole the show.

[Klokinator]

666th comment ftw.

Something relevant: That guy fucking sucks. That level's a little tough but he simply has no skill.

[irishtrash15]

Nothing worse than a youtuber who disables comments and ratings

[PugOfDoom]

Why does your one commentator sound like Steven Blum?

[OSam253]

what the fuck is this video about ?

[MJ1284]

"murata moments vocalist arab wave goodbye to cast old i think you need to see more rockies in philadelphia running up the stairs restraining"

Voice literation is killing me.

[ilikethecoke]

God, that guy's choices for censor noises are a huge pile of (fart)

[Frozone470]

0.0 right when they mentioned Pokemon evolving, my Cyndaquil evolved into a Quilava >.>

[21centurynostradamus]

you better not be talking about those pokemon evolving . lmao haha

[PeteyPirahna77]

did anyone else hear the laughing kid from The Simpsons at around 03:44

[littleradgefull1]

@PeteyPirahna77 yep me

i love luigi

[LiteralKa]

OK, even fuckin' billymc could do this.

[grottypissedstained]

"HA HA FUCK YOU"

[MadJackLightning]

when he saved stated before he got by the fireball.... I lost it. that was hilarious.

[MitchZer0II]

Super Mario Brothers 3 as played by Big Macintosh.

[gamingguy12]

@MitchZer0II eeup

[TheRsMuffin]

who is the third dude in this video, slowbeef, diabeetus, and who? also why isn't he in videos anymore?

[hploveshack99]

@TheRsMuffin That would be proteus. I think he was only around for a short stint, anyway.

[MyFaceIsMadeOfSpoons]

Hang on, JustKeepThatInMind was one of the X-Men Let's Players? What?

[SSBMKirby]

@MyFaceIsMadeOfSpoons Probably not. Losers have a tendency to lie.

[operationmeh]

Get daddy's fart machine, he's about to curse some more!

[mrmajikjr]

Some did die, Quality.

[TheBlackYousa]

9:31

The way you said that Slowbeef made me cry with laughter.

[8Rezon]

This has to be one of my all-time favorite Retsupuraes. Slowbeef's reaction to everything is hilarious.

[TehPonynaut]

Oh my god.

I can't watch about half of the videos that slowbeef and the guys put up. Not because they're not witty, but because the content of the original aggravates me back into the dark cobweb-covered corner of my room.

Argh...How do you guys do this?

[HGAlchanii]

Let's Play Mario, in the comedic styling of the movie "Bio-Dome."

[WeaselWarDance7]

"One o' them Boom-Boom turtle sumbitches...bet he voted for Obama!"

[CommanderMantis]

The malicious laughter when he fucks up save stating is infectious.

[WeaselWarDance7]

"Now go get Daddy's fart machine!"

[tsunderest]

"You better not be talking about them Pohkiemahn evolving."

Thank you, now I have a headache from laughing so much.

[Psychopulse75]

Proteus's laugh made this video for me. =D

[Icerama108]

@SheIbyCobra It's insulting but its also *fart sound*.

[EdmacZ]

This guy sure is *BEEP* awful at Mario 3. *SIREN*

Thank god*AOOGAH* he's using *BEEP* ZNES. *FART* Imagine this with *SIREN* SNES9X.

*CRASH*

[momoandmiz]

Proteus' laugh is probably my favorite out of the retsupurae crew after dave_o.

[DefconComputers]

Team Nostalgic Rage?! Cue the X-men theme!

[CanadianJesus]

@DefconComputers The 90's cartoon theme done entirely in farts and sirens.

[Ezo945]

I have to say, Proteus loved when je fucked up the savestate.

[wyssmaster]

He has an extreme form of Tourette's which manifests itself through sound effects

[invertin]

I can't help but notice that he said bullshit and censored the "bull" part of it but not the actual swear

how the hell do you fuck that up

[randoguy101]

@invertin how the hell do you fuck **SIREN** up

[GoRedskinsAndWizards]

@invertin Reminds me of when edited-for-TV versions of movies edit the "God" out but not the "Damn". Priceless.

[QuicklimeTime]

@invertin

I know, right? What a stupid *belch sfx*-fucker.

[ImTheDruggernaut]

@invertin It's kind of like the word "asshole" on TV. They censor "hole" instead of "ass". It's weird.

[pwnegetime]

@invertin how does TV fuck up ASS**** or ***DAMNIT

[MemeAMeme]

I swear to god I can still hear his swears through the horrible sound effects at some points in the video.

I think he doesn't know how to mute his voice at certain parts in Audacity or whatever program he uses so he plays the sound effects extremely loud to try to dampen out his voice. What a fucking idiot.

[JanitorAntisocial]

@MemeAMeme

He's more than a fucking idiot. He can't even time the censoring right. Case in point: 2:57

*ANNOYING RAY GUN SOUND* ...Shit.

[CasaiAgicap]

C-can I just say that I'm absolutely horrid at platformers, but I managed to beat the levels he's failing at?

Not to mention the fact that he spends the first, like, four minutes on a level I beat without even trying.

[ardeesonic]

*fart noise*

AYUSS

[TheSkunkrocker]

Apparently Nostalgic Rage Productions is up to 66 members.

[EponymousKid]

15 seconds in, there's a fart noise and a dork says "ass".

Oh boy, another AVGN wannabe!

[ggamer2004]

I'm remembering having no trouble using that power-up's flying mechanic before. Somehow, he can't always get off the ground with it.

[SuchAFancyName]

I can watch this episode over and over again and I still laugh my ass off.

[Icerama108]

Sorry when I saw Mgmt while reading the description of this video all I thought watching this video was: do do do do dododododooooooooooooo dodododo.

[TheHeartless09]

to make a great lp buy noise effects

[Freezingred2]

1:38 XD

[SeanB2]

"Get daddies fart machine he's about to curse some more!" LOL

[IMADRWILY]

when he saved the state right when he got hit and the "door slam" sound effect started going crazy i actually almost killed myself laughing

i couldn't breathe

[rjakobi]

At least there's some variety on how he censors his language

*PEW PEW PEW*

And that's where I lost myself laughing.

[Mesarphelous]

Fuck the South.

[LegionsOfAnon]

Proteus' laughter makes me watch this video again and again.

[MitchZer0II]

Did ever tell you bout' the time Keith and I made a let's play? Now Keith wanted to film himself playing Mario, but he didn't know *BEEP* about cameras, so he used Unregistered HyperCam2. He posted it on Youtube, and people came and burned his whole house down to *BEEP*. There were third degree burns all over his body *fart*. So he threw away his nintendo, only for it to explode like *toy that you had when you were 6*!

[JayZilla2830]

@MitchZer0II Ellis, is now the best time for this?

[Synergy9k]

@MitchZer0II Y'all know what "*BEEP* the heads" means?

[Flagdread]

wow that guy really sucks at mario :(

[TheDarkchild1980]

My ears...

They'll never be the same now...

:(

[popsodarootbeers]

Fucking billymc could kick this guys ass at mario

[hehehe88]

6:58 what does he say there? "Retsupurae is my -------- Fuck you, dad."

[PKrockin]

@hehehe88 "form of" ... as in "my way of saying"

[PenguinFated]

@hehehe88

Form of.

I think, not 100% sure though. D:

[Headbanger142]

@hehehe88 I think Diabetus was supposed to say "forte" but pronounced it wrong.

[Spacialvekter]

SAVE STATE!?

[Scampist]

i literally heard the fart effect for the first when a tweet from "fart" popped up on my tweetdeck.

i'm scared, guys.

[PKrockin]

1:24 - 2:00 made me laugh so hard. The bleeps just about blew my headphones off my head. Ever hear of audio balance?

[osiris143]

This had me in tears.

TYVM

[Chatetris]

This is the best retsupurae video.

[teababe27]

"Anything we wanna do, fart noise, aooga sound."

[teababe27]

Nostalgic rage. Is that like Brooklyn Rage?

[Headbanger142]

@teababe27 It's like if you took The Nostalgia Critic and Joey Wheeler, threw in a bunch of farting and bleeping noises, and that would be this video lol

[CommanderGwonam]

Funny thing is, you can clearly hear him say "fuck" and "shit" a couple of instances in the video. Yet he frequently uses the random array of "wacky sfx" in the middle of normal sentences or when not even saying anything.

What the *breaking glass*'s up with that *fart*?

[MitchZer0II]

To join Nostalgic rage, you must be Southern Baptist, white, a member of the confederacy, and you must be a tea party member.

Who ever doesn't fit these rules will be shot, no questions asked.

[AnnoyingAssassin]

I had to look up in Dante's Inferno what the third circle of hell was. As it turns out, it was gluttony.

He's working at a Food Lion on the premise that he's a fat-fuck.

[metalsonic3333]

just to say to those who don't know, hypercam is actually free and "registered" to everyone nowadays :P

[Rocky183]

The usage of Unregistered Hypercam 2 is such that I'm starting to think that "Unregistered" is part of the name.

[MightyKombat]

A.B.A uses her pet big key Paracelsus as a BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

[LessthanJake14]

You play as Lara Croft, complete with front-loaded *BSSSSSHHH!!!!*

[ggamer2004]

I may be over critical of this guy's skill, but I beat Super Mario 3 on the NES when I was in grade school.

[TheToast7]

"My family wouldn't even need a fart machine, we'd just go out into the barnyard and assault animals"

*no laughter*

Poor Diabetus, when he makes fun of himself, nobody laughs with him.

[Rocks21]

@TheToast7 Watch other vids, non retsus too.

[TheToast7]

@Rocks21 I'm guessing it's cause he's so deadpan, they think he's serious all the time.

[bringrofmanyachuckle]

@TheToast7 He wasn't joking.

[5282890]

@TheToast7 and still i think hes the funniest one

[TheToast7]

@5282890 Oh, i agree. The others are the only people that come close to being as funny as him, in my opinion. I'm saying they're the funniest people ever, see.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

@TheToast7 I know, I'm like the only guy who likes Diabetus D:

[piggemz]

@TheToast7 they did laugh with him

[1CrazyFoxx1]

so is there an unregistered hypercam 1?

[bast963]

@1CrazyFoxx1 Yes. The Japanese use it.

[TheHeartless09]

What the ****

[Icerama108]

And this breast cancer kicks some major you know *siren*.

[Me14986]

Um... what happened to the shortcut that everyone knows about... right at the beginning of the level.

[MitchZer0II]

My mouth ejaculated, no kidding.

[TheBilly]

Oh man, fucking Yak-Bak. Now that sends me into a nostalgic rage

[niTEndubs]

this lp is slowbeefs fault

[Mobius14]

Chuck Norris has a Registered Hypercam 2.

[bloodriotiori]

does NO one in the world besides me that played mario 3 know about the secret in this level under the quick sand? I never see a single damn person use it, and it's usually terrible Lets Players that are too busy sucking at the game to figure it out -_-

[MidnightMidna]

Holy *crash*, what the *burp* is this.

[NWHPjpplayer1]

whos the 3rd retsupurae dude? ik slowbeef and diabetus

[Seantendo]

@NWHPjpplayer1 Proteus.

[TwiliPrincessWolf]

@NWHPjpplayer1 Chip I think

[LastZeroLeft]

@TwiliPrincessWolf It's Proteus. Chip sounds nothing like that.

[TwiliPrincessWolf]

@LastZeroLeft Ah thanks. I'm not good at picking out voices. :P

[SQUIZZLER24]

"Ahyuss."

[xenu4life]

He died in the big pit eight times over three minutes and fifty seconds, which is an average of falling in once every 28.75 seconds.

[ColdRoland]

Some people fail even with savestates...this guy even fails at making savestates. o.o Awesome?

[bloodriotiori]

@ColdRoland awesome

[joejoerg]

And seriously...Save States? On Mario 3? I really wanna know who the hell these guys are making fun of cuz hell a retard could come up with numerous amounts of insults for this lper...

[LordRobotnik]

This is the closest we would ever be to a Let's Play made by Wario.

[MunchingOrange]

Im guessing this guy closed his account after this video was made?

[Headbanger142]

@MunchingOrange No, it's still up. His username is Ravenrage07