Plan B Charmaine

[grizelda1986]

It sounds like he's just reading his sad diary entry to some shitty backing guitar.

[LalaThaddeus]

i remember watching the alex day (nerimon) vid of this a reallly long time ago. now i'm here by accident and his lyrics reading is coming back to me. ommmmgggg. hate it. love alex's commentary.

[GilmourGirl77]

is there a real official music vid for this? x

[abbeyinw0nderland]

when the top two comments are about alex day

[poopsies99]

wow thanks alex for sending me here

[bluepinky45]

Nerimowned!

[thefrizzter]

Did we all just break the law?

[Sophz235]

I'm laughing so much because I just keep hearing what Alex said in my head, how could anyone take this song seriously as music?!

[FireYourEngine]

@Sophz235 have you listened to alex days pathetic song Forever Yours? I bet you bought it off itunes too...

[Sophz235]

@FireYourEngine Forever Yours is a song about friendship, and this monstrosity is about a pervert having sex with a fourteen year old... if you think this is better then I seriously suggest you see a psychologist or something...

[FireYourEngine]

@Sophz235 no, its lyrics that mean something. about stuff that happens today. real life events about underaged girls who manage to get into clubs and stuff easily, which people need to be aware of! But thats my opinion obviously! and I have nothing against alex, he is a lovely person and a friend of mine, but just writes terrible music lol.

[trixohbaby]

@FireYourEngine But...he met this little girl at a train station, not a club. O.o

[onicholls88]

why has this got so many dislikes? this is a top song!

[bitchezkillah1999]

@onicholls88 BECAUSE SHE'S 14!

[samg173]

thank god he didnt do a picture for genitals

[IlovedogsEMS]

how can someone like this?! it's a song about a pedo!!!! he enjoys having sex with a 14 year old girl!!! are you people mad?!

[MrMiffman]

@IlovedogsEMS

Not really though mate, The point of the song is he thinks shes fit and then finds out shes underage hes pissed

[hangraca]

thumbs up if this 'nerimon' didn't send you here

[02goodProductions0]

Funny thing is you all took the piss, but look at plan b now.

[Rockprincess2124]

Woah this is as terrible as Alex told us haha

[Chechzki]

when I was a kid this song came on the radio in the car...I was with my parents. So awkward

[onestrangequark]

You just got Nerimowned.

[lucymay123100]

the only reason this song has 1 million+ views is because of Alex so you should be thanking him not hating

[AbbieeLouisee09]

amazing song,RUBBISH video...

[Alimo137]

i just HAD to hear this after Alex dissected it :DD lol

[fifa11ultimatehacks]

hows about everyone jumps off nerimon's dick and formulates their own opinions?

[sherlockfan16]

this song is kinda sick

[sweetjynx97]

Alex Day pwned this song :)

[TheEliseylou]

Nermiowned! :)

[crash2cute]

ahhhh ha ha ha......nerimon

[satiliterok]

This shit is Dope !!!!!!!

[seannyob98]

Alex day .... To funny

[95lewiscameron]

Why so many dislikes?! D:

[BigFatPandas]

@95lewiscameron could you not hear the lyrics?

[95lewiscameron]

@BigFatPandas Yes I am not deaf, why do you ask?

[sherlockfan16]

@95lewiscameron

Because it's a song about paedophilia.

[95lewiscameron]

@sherlockfan16 He's not outright saying "I am sexually attracted to young children." It's a story about him meeting a girl and he only realises she's 14 after the act is done, he never discoles what he feels about that, I like the lyrics, and I wouldn't say they're sick.

[sherlockfan16]

@95lewiscameron But she's 14! That's just... so wrong

[95lewiscameron]

@sherlockfan16 Yeah yeah yeah, obviously, but he's not saying he likes 14 year olds, he only finds out she's fourteen at the end... Besides, would you hate on Eminem for "Same song an dance", about kidnapping two celebrities?

[sherlockfan16]

@95lewiscameron Uh... Yes, I probably would actually.

[trixohbaby]

@95lewiscameron

Though I see your point, I have to say that a song about kidnapping adult celebrities does not equal a song about sleeping with a child.

[TheFrostMs]

Nerimowned

[trixohbaby]

I keep hearing Alex's commentary while I listen to this. Oh, dear. I don't see how anyone can like this...all I cared for was the accent.

[FireYourEngine]

@trixohbaby this is a great song... a good story. just a typical little girl brainwashes by alex day!

[trixohbaby]

@FireYourEngine

You've got to be kidding me. This song is complete garbage & talks about sleeping with a minor. Clearly, I have better taste than you do AND I'm smarter than you are [since it's "brainwasheD"]. If you're going to try & belittle someone, make sure you can at least use correct spelling and proper capitalization.

[FireYourEngine]

@trixohbaby Matter of opinion. He writes about "real" events in life that happen. The success that this song has had speaks for itself, so your insignificant opinion means nothing anyway so it doesn't matter. And on the fact you claiming you "have better taste than I do" is a pathetic argument. There is no such thing as a "better" taste. Music is music, many different genre's aimed at different audiences. You can't have a "better" taste in music...

[FireYourEngine]

@trixohbaby He has more talent than you will ever have. And I kinda feel sorry for you that using correct grammar on youtube means so much to you when its not necessary. Didn't realise I was taking an English examination on here...

[trixohbaby]

@FireYourEngine

If you really didn't care, you wouldn't have left such a long comment.

He's still garbage. Okay, done now. Take care! :]

[lyricaltesting]

I love Nerimon, he's hilarious. But just because he made a funny video about this song doesn't mean the song isn't brilliant. I love this song, it's a perfect example of good story telling throughout a rap song. He has FUCKING perfect a rhythm. Not a fan of his newer stuff though, wish he stuck to hip hop.

[Bownerator]

@LAWLoROFL You sir, need a caps lock key.

[BornTrouble87]

This tune is banging and bring back so many memories xx

[MrChloe98]

nerimon sent me here

[absolution12321]

Im sorry but this is creepin me out. I'm only here cos Nerimon :)

[HoneyLust9]

@wilbo123 you dont deserve to have a yt account.

[MrHomersmatrix]

First of all, he did not stole the chorus, it's a sample. Secondly, she did not have to show her I.D. because doormen always let pretty girls go into their clubs that easily, it's a kind of promotion for the discotheque. Thirdly, he says ''kosher'' because it fits into the rhyming scheme. I mean I've seen Alex Day dissecting this and to me he just came off like an insanely arrogant person....Sry, but that's my opinion..

[CostasProductions]

@MrHomersmatrix Correct

[Belty2010]

@MrHomersmatrix ALEX DAY IS AN AMAZING HUMAN, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

[crash2cute]

@MrHomersmatrix you've got to admit this song barley makes any sense. it's just another generic rap song. Alex just knows what makes sense and what has logical lyrics, so he comedically talks about these stupid lyrics!

[wilbo125]

sorry who is this Alex Day???

[RaynaOfSunshine]

@wilbo125 A beautiful, beautiful human being.

Nerimon on Youtube. Look him up.

[CalefOrniaDreAming08]

alex day.

[spazznolita]

alex is a piece of shit this song is amazing.

[LAWLoROFL]

it has a great beat and the first verse and lyrics are fine.

BUT EXPLAINING SEX AND HAVING SEX WITH A !$ YEA OLD IS NOT!!!!

[thecynicalgnomes]

This song is the definition, of shit.

[Beckedia]

Why the hell does he say kosher????? and what does it mean to dose her? In gasoline because her ethnicity is blazing? I'm so confused. 0.0

[MrDeyCmetrollin]

@Beckedia kosher no idea.. but dose her it to fuck her

[TheAngryNomad]

@Beckedia

Kosher pickles. XD

[rachrox300]

only here because of alex.

[TheMizzJean]

i'm only watching this cos of alex.....

[fashiongurl37]

nermiearmy!!!!

[Sessioner11]

NERIMOWNED.

[emerodriscollpaton]

Only hear because of Alex

[PenguinGirl809]

@emerodriscollpaton The weird thing is, I can't correct your spelling because that sentence works with "here" or "hear".

[emerodriscollpaton]

@PenguinGirl809 I meant "here". Oops

[CORALC24]

I'm 14, this is quite disturbing. So glad I saw Alex's video before this, LMAO.

[03RaeRae]

Most people are here because of alex. How people genuinely like this song is beyond me.

[Absabob]

He stole the lyrics from a fucking good song!

[Absabob]

this is shit, I only listened because of Alex Day :') like most people freaking eww 14 years old :/

[Agruiz1122]

hahaha, more than half the ppl watched this only becasue of Alex Day...haha, I love this. XD

[sh1tonwba]

who the fuck is alex

[WaffleSandwichMan]

@sh1tonwba Alex Day/Nerimon. Youtuber.

[sh1tonwba]

@WaffleSandwichMan searched him. crap

[Darkavenger151]

315 people have never had a girlfriend

[personifyingchaos]

@Darkavenger151 Not an underage one, anyway.

[hiemilylovee]

I first heard this song way back in the dizz when I was 13 or 14, and didn't get what the problem with Charmaine being 14 was HA. I also remember thinking him being 19 was old. Oh dear.

[smbk2]

:L:L:L love the endin

[ilikedacentvideos]

alex brought me here:D

[UnicornLova100]

like if you came here cuz nerimon

[LikeItLoud555]

Only here 'cos of Alex :L

And this song is now stuck in my head even though it's pretty crap :L

[roecullen]

all i can think about is Alex.

[Channotek72]

Like if you listened to this song because of alex day

[spookyKAS]

stupid lyrics nerimon's right but still. not a bad tune for background music

[TheNoodleFarmer]

Fucking hell

[MrKimmicoco]

im from america and this is a tune, but he was better in the past

[justanotherschoolkid]

Alex Day, just sayin'.

[MrGeneralskruf]

@justanotherschoolkid fucking maggot. u like to chill and hold hands with faggost, u like the smell of males on your mattress. Plan b all the way, fucker u should shut the fuck up, only faggots care about what u say

[dog75k]

@Zotsok lol ye cause working class yanks don't have stupid accents...

[pulpinator09]

Soooo shit

[dnw10021987]

"Foreen"--- it's forTeen. It's called a T it says tuh. Were you sick the day they taught the letter T in preschool?

[WhisperzIshBored]

@dnw10021987 you're going ou of your way to be a prick aren't you?

[uiruu]

watch?NR=1&v=gV70vJjRCyE

[1997lilblondie]

@ginarocks75 You got that from nerimon!!!! lol

[aerosmithlover24]

I don't understand how this can be considered good? The UK has a REALLY weird sense of good rap...

[curlyaaron]

@aerosmithlover24 you dumb

[natemeisterx]

@aerosmithlover24 cause it isnt realy rap you retard

[ginarocks75]

"Have we all just broken the law?"

[liamhamer]

@Zotsok didnt know 50 cent was english????

[aciijess]

You've been Nerminoned.

[Zotsok]

@Ricardo9000 You can't deny it. He sounds like his tongue has been cut off. What is the problem with saying "Fourteen" instead of "Four-een"? This song is fucked up anyway. Also makes no sense.

[XxbubblegumxX1]

@Zotsok No sense? He met a girl at the train station called Charmaine. He goes out with her because she looks a lot older. He sleeps with her and thinks he loves her. His friend tells him shes actually 14.

How can you NOT get it? lol.

[curruptofficial]

@Zotsok its an english accent dickhead

[Zotsok]

English rappers just sound like they have a speech impediment.

[HarmLess7]

@Zotsok yeah... definitely...

[Ricardo9000]

@Zotsok fuck off dickhead

[xSTEEZx]

@Zotsok Lol the song makes no sense? You're fucking deaf.

[TheSmith604]

@Zotsok or its called having a accent?

[jakkaify]

Good tune! not so much grime but is still good :)

[toodlepipism]

HE JUST MADE US VISUALISE SEX WITHA FUCKING FOURTEEN YR OLD???

[jakkaify]

@toodlepipism lol maybe for you , but you can't say everyone older than 20 yr old don't fuck young birds happens all the time spec birds tryna look older than dey r

[MsLovebug3000]

this song is legend !!!!!!!!!

[BethanyPaige13x]

Best song hes made by far.

[sallyprue]

i love this song.

[amsardina11]

Gotta love Alex

[assalopindo]

wtf is nerimon

[chocoholic718]

@assalopindo psht how are you on youtube and you don't know nerimon? alex day

[myeyesthefuture]

thanks for this mr alex day :D

[DalekHybrid]

Thanks Nerimon.

[Thisismyusernamedan]

blud that gurlz 14

[xiheartTMBx]

still laugh at the end

[AliyahMcGuiness]

Just remembering Alex Day dissecting this

[ImOnEazyStreet]

Fuck nerimon, PLAN B this songs deep

[willscomix]

@ImOnEazyStreet A song about having sex with a 14 year old and enjoying it? Pure poetry.

[ImOnEazyStreet]

@willscomix yh i like the song cuz its a story it doesnt make it true

[bellalovesicecream]

its really wired

[itshopeslater]

Nerimon

[BYTLover]

I love how almost every comment is nothing to do with the video and just saying how brilliant Alex is!

[swimmingcoffeeNCgirl]

I know there are a bunch of posts but...

Nerimon/alex day... good job

[verypredictable]

Nerimoned-3

[sunshinelollipops123]

My name's sharmaine. awkward......

[AngelaToTheSky707]

Nerimon <33

[lokie1297]

@MrKimmicoco

search nerimon plan b :)

[iamrexnosaur]

LOL!



[lucy2005rules]

nerimon rules! this song however, does not

[widgieemm]

Nerimoned!

[nightstalk3r19]

*gags*

Also thanks Nerimon...

[Kiwi653]

whos nerimon?

[moonbatteries]

@Kiwi653 a youtuber who did a video about this song. its hilarious :P

[THEJAYMAN212]

that is rape :O

[GeordieBoi9]

NERIMOWNED!

[ThunderRawr01]

Thanks Nerimon... ;)

[MrKimmicoco]

whos nerimon lmao?

[awesomebethanyftw]

@MrKimmicoco gtfo :O

[GetCharlesed]

Fuck this song SUCKS I'm kinda sad for the British charts if this was on them . . . Thank you Nerimon for showing people the light :P

[iamnana94]

<3

[kodatastical]

Also... NERIMON POWER!

[BeatlesBabe564]

Ahh, Alex Day <3

[kodatastical]

This is Chris Hansen from dateline NBC, why don't you take a seat.

[MsShmankYou14]

Nerimon, I LOOVE YOOU ♥

[bj120001]

what a crappy song lol

[FreyaStev]

so she's not even fourteen. she is "for een"

[jordn002]

279 people found out that girl was 14.

[mademan543]

Lol jokes... Funny lyrics

[ToriMtime]

Nerimon...

[OhmyAbcole]

'young girl get out my mind my love for you is way out of line' Well that's just copying another song..

[OhmyAbcole]

Nerimon 'SHE'S 14!'

[scrogglingwinkapeeps]

YOU JUST GOT NERIMOWNED!

[hmw92]

he replies blud dhat girl is 14....

[iluvujeremy]

no offense but da british accent dosnt sound good in a rap

[ryanthomasmccallum]

@iluvujeremy it sounds way better man than yank rap

[clappsadle]

Does anyone notice how Plan B basically stole the beginning few lines of Gary Puckett's "Young Girl" and put it as their chorus?

[tgv1236]

@clappsadle it's called sampling, prick.

[clappsadle]

@tgv1236 Then it wasn't a very good job at sampling, because they did absolutely nothing else to reference Gary Puckett... At all. They just took his lyrics and changed them slightly.

[tgv1236]

@clappsadle thats was the point, to refer back to plan b listening to that song you retard

[clappsadle]

@tgv1236 That... Didn't make sense. Can you explain it better? And calm down, you seem mad. I am not blaming you. I am blaming Plan B.