The Senate passed a bill today allowing indefinite detention of American citizens living within the U.S.While some have claimed that this is incorrect, and that American citizens would be exempted from the indefinite detention within U.S. borders authorized by the Act, the Committee chairman who co-sponsored the bill. “The Supreme Court has recently ruled there is no bar to the United States holding one of its own citizens as an enemy combatant,” said Levin. “This is the Supreme Court speaking.“
The US military is developing software that will let it secretly manipulate social media sites by using fake online personas to influence internet conversations and spread pro-American propaganda. A Californian corporation has been awarded a contract with United States Central Command (Centcom), which oversees US armed operations in the Middle East and Central Asia, to develop what is described as an "online persona management service" that will allow one US serviceman or woman to control ...
December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his email to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight.
IM AN AN EMOTIONAL ANIMAL I'M A XENOMORPH ACTUALLY AND I'M GONNA SPREAD MY HATE OVER... something... THE ONION RULES...THANK YOU!!! GAY PEOPLE SUCK LESBIANS are okay.
ROMNEY , I HAVE ? FOR U: "HOW ARE YOU GOING TO CREATE JOBS IN AMERICA IF POPULATION OF CHINA IS 1,4B ?
SHAME ON YOU! LIAR! HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NITE? YOU LIE TO AMERICAN PEOPLE ABOUT JOBS ! YOU ARE JEALOUS OF OBAMA CUZ HE WANTS AMERICAN PEOPLE TO HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE, SHAME ON YOU ! UR WIFE HAS MS AND THIS HOW YOU DEFEND PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES?
LISTEN I A HAVE ONLY ONE CHILD AND YOU HAVE 5 CHILDREN, I KNOW UR TIRED , UR BRAIN CANT ABSORB- CHINESE WORK LIKE ROBOTS, REAGAN MADE RUSSIANS $
@andid what makes this video hilarious and so clever is it makes liberals happy because that's how they view conservatives. It makes conservatives happy because they know thats how they are viewed and they know it's just ridiculous. You really think a candidate who is racist even has a chance of winning? Really? It's so frowned upon, it's better to be a victim of racism now than it is to be accused in public view.
Candidates have been appearing on SNL, Daily Show and the Colbert Report. I'm waiting for the day when a presidential candidate makes an actual appearance on the Onion.
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Message from the Church:
For the last time. We do not hate or feel above homosexuals. We do not say they will automatically go to hell; they are just as inherently evil as any other human-being. We don't hate homosexuals, but we do not approve homosexuality. It's not the gays, it's the things they do. What they do isn't any more evil than any other sin, but we still do not approve of it. Hate the sin, but love the sinner.
@348joey so your saying two men/women having sex is equally evil as somone torturing raping and killing all the cute blonde girl in north america ? you sicken me sir
Wow. I like to think that I can tell the difference between sarcasm and sincerity, but you've cut me to the quick. I don't know wether to sarcastically agree with you because you're an idiot. Or sarcastically agree with you because you're being sarcastic.
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This is disgusting! Why would anyone have a problem with him being tolerant towards homosexuals?!? Just because a politician doesn't think gay people will "burn in hell", doesn't mean he's a bad person!!!
I think it's sad that an actual news program would lambaste a person for being respectful to homosexuals, and tell him he should go around calling people "faggots"! We need more people like Romney.
All of you people who think this is funny are terrible people.
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Look, I know people say "blah blah blah, I don't like that network, so it doesn't count as real news" (i.e. Faux Newz), but that doesn't change the fact that a legitimate news network viewed by millions of people every day is running slanderous statements of homophobia. It's offensive!
The news editor who greenlit this segment should be fired, and all the people who said faggot should be fired immediately!
My favorite part of these videos is having fun with the people who think they're smarter than they think they actually are. Making a satirical comment, and having people get thoroughly upset (although this thread was pretty rational) over how stupid I am for failing to understand satire, all the while they're failing to understand that MY comment was ALSO satire, amuses me.
This is the most realistic Onion news report yet. This is pretty much what the election was like, but people didn't talk about their intolerance that boldly.
You sound civilized. This type of anger towards a group of people seems completely rational and logical, not like anything directed by the emotional, animalistic mind. [/sarcasm]
@FiveStarFuhrer ROMNEY'S 2012 PLAN CUTS MEDICARE--Ron Paul’s plan cuts $1 trillion the first year and it balances the budget in 3 years. The plan cuts spending - ending the costly foreign wars, and cuts foreign welfare, corporate welfare, and overgrown federal bureaucracy. These cuts are made so that those who are dependent on domestic spending programs such as Medicare aren’t endangered through a sudden change in benefits. Romney’s plan cuts Medicare, on which many elderly Americans rely.
This coming from a guy who still uses the acronym "LOL" in all caps and who thinks that by claiming that all arguments in the comment boxes are stupid, that'll somehow help them to end, rather than egging them on...
yeah perfect answer you gay ... Recent survey shows that 35 percent of AIDS/HIV is caused by man to man sex.. search Google for it. U don't have to be bright to find it.
.Gay rate is just 2.3 millions excluding bi,lesbian whom makes it 8.8 millions. So you see where 2.3 million people spreads 35% percent of the country entire disease is not a good sign...Overtaking the remaining 200.92 million people. We need to kill them before they kill us all.
Yea, but if they're gay, they're spreading it to eachother, although I am not personally an intolerant asshole like yourself, I don't see how gays giving eachother AIDS is a valid argument to anyone. I don't think it's a good thing but it isn't a danger for straight people. And apparently the reason for the increased AIDS rate is completely biological and has something to do with the ass. Just google 'gay ass sex' and Im sure you'll find exactly what your looking for.
R u trying to say them having AIDS doesn't have anything to do with any one else in the society..? Do you even knows how HIV/AIDS can be contacted by others? I bet you don't.and apparently you r still believing that Hiv/AIDS can only be contacted by sex and sex alone. Wake up dude. A disease can get from N.Y.C to Africa in less than 27 hours.
Ok, well unless ur a fuckin vampire. I dunno, personally, i don't ingest the bodily fluids of AIDS victims. There are only a few kinds of liquids that should come out of ur body and since spit won't transmit HIV (under a gallon anyways), and both blood and sexual fluids are covered, I don't wanna know what you do in your spare time. And if your a heroin addict, maybe you should try to give that up, it would cut down on the AIDS rate.
Ummm Ur stupidity baffled me. what about this ways asshole..? Tattoos / piercing?Infection in the health-care settings?Insects bite? "e.g. mosquito. barbers shops? subways trail bands.? i.e the handle of an escalator that was held by a wounded and infected HIV victim, what happens when a child holds on to it and then lick his/her fingers later on? to name but a few. so get Ur facts right GAY DUDE.
First of all, I'm not gay, I'm just not intolerant, and secondly, how many times have any of those things happened. I know for a fact that the mosquito thing is bullshit (u might have been thinking of Malaria). And if ur getting AIDS from the hospital or a tattoo parlour, I think that you are absolutely correct in blaming the gays. Let me guess, your lonely and stupid because of the Jews. And way to bring in children, most child AIDS victims get in from their mothers (google that bitch)
you should know aids and hiv cells are completely ineffective once they are outside of a body so when i child touches an escalator ramp it doesnt even matter you dont get aids or hiv from that but licking is completely different and how can you get aids from a barber you must be thinking of lice
don't go into medicine. HIV isn't a cell and you can't get it from licking. It takes a large volume of virus particles from one individual transferred into another rather quickly
in order to overwhelm the immediate immune response. A few hundred viruses in you can be fought off. This is why for example why it sometimes it takes repeated exposures to contract hiv. The dead layer of skin also helps
saliva does not have a large volumes of hiv in it and it's chemistry is hostile to viruses.
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are you dumb.. Have you seen any fire breakout else like in California city..? can't you think for ourselves u all and add one and one together to find course of things..?
There's no way that's related to weather right? Like i'm sure wind, seasonal patterns and humidity have nothing to do with it. Must be those gays right? People like you make me lose faith in humanity.
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I'm from Massachusetts and I CAN NOT STAND Romney he is such an asshole. Damm Mormons and there control policys they think everyone wants to be as backwards as them.
''When we come back we see why you might be uglier than you think'' Andrea you can spank my ugly bottom and whisper sweet biting sarcasm to me all day long.
The Onion could make up all the fake facts in the world and still be more legitimate than Fox.
AresExodus 9 hours ago
I'm funny and I still think this is really fucking gay.
xxVampirePenguinxx 1 month ago 3
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bobknowavich 1 month ago
is this for real?
BABAJI92 1 month ago
@BABAJI92 Yes
ZenSeizure 1 month ago
Most realistic Onion story ever.
xJoeEDangerouslyx 1 month ago
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December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his email to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight.
-sorry im scared of this post
22nicolasa22 2 months ago
And he faces the same problems three year later,
TrolleyPower 2 months ago
ouch. what a major hit...
HowiMade1290Dollars 4 months ago
Oh the irony.
ChakraWC2 5 months ago
IM AN AN EMOTIONAL ANIMAL I'M A XENOMORPH ACTUALLY AND I'M GONNA SPREAD MY HATE OVER... something... THE ONION RULES...THANK YOU!!! GAY PEOPLE SUCK LESBIANS are okay.
raptros 5 months ago
@raptros are you some kinda homo...LEZBIANS are the greatest you faggot
finka123456 2 months ago
@finka123456 learn to read asshole...
raptros 2 months ago
@raptros i know what i read
finka123456 2 months ago
1st TheOnion video.
IndyB25 5 months ago
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ROMNEY , I HAVE ? FOR U: "HOW ARE YOU GOING TO CREATE JOBS IN AMERICA IF POPULATION OF CHINA IS 1,4B ?
SHAME ON YOU! LIAR! HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NITE? YOU LIE TO AMERICAN PEOPLE ABOUT JOBS ! YOU ARE JEALOUS OF OBAMA CUZ HE WANTS AMERICAN PEOPLE TO HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE, SHAME ON YOU ! UR WIFE HAS MS AND THIS HOW YOU DEFEND PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES?
LISTEN I A HAVE ONLY ONE CHILD AND YOU HAVE 5 CHILDREN, I KNOW UR TIRED , UR BRAIN CANT ABSORB- CHINESE WORK LIKE ROBOTS, REAGAN MADE RUSSIANS $
democratsaresmart 8 months ago
the onion is actually on t.v, its called fox news
undertyped1 8 months ago
im about 130 pounds and I think this is funny!
SystemHacker23 9 months ago
@ZachariahLogan Sorry, it appears your psychic predictions of who I am are not correct. Please try again.
XProflmfao 9 months ago
this really is not far-fetched: romney has a real credibility problem!
bobhardball 10 months ago
- iI's been a pleasure, Andrea
- You bet.
dAvrilthebear 10 months ago
@dAvrilthebear God she's so sexy!
gonzojournalists 8 months ago
Why you might be uglier than you think
frannieboy777 11 months ago
sadly, this video is true in America's common attitude toward gays...
XProflmfao 11 months ago
@XProflmfao I think you need to stop listening to what the TV says, and go out and see for yourself.
ZachariahLogan 9 months ago
@andid what makes this video hilarious and so clever is it makes liberals happy because that's how they view conservatives. It makes conservatives happy because they know thats how they are viewed and they know it's just ridiculous. You really think a candidate who is racist even has a chance of winning? Really? It's so frowned upon, it's better to be a victim of racism now than it is to be accused in public view.
nnlamb25 1 year ago
LOL. Go conservative-Liberal bashing channel! GO ONION!
Tyco200 1 year ago
Gosh, these 'Onion' guys have just become my new heros!
SpareXXXX 1 year ago 2
This one is actually entirely plausible.
andid 1 year ago
Love the news ticker at the bottom, gotta watch once to see the story and again to read the ticker at the bottom.
'average elementary students fail to see why Rosa parks did not want to sit in the back of the bus', genius!
Best news ticker I can remember: 'airlines institute new 'landing fees'...:p
goatbut29 1 year ago
The Onion, I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! You tickle my brain!!!!
drtz4890 1 year ago
Once again, The Onion seems more believable than the "real" news networks.
InsertName125 1 year ago
Candidates have been appearing on SNL, Daily Show and the Colbert Report. I'm waiting for the day when a presidential candidate makes an actual appearance on the Onion.
backwoodsninja 1 year ago
How could that man think he could become president without committing a hate crime against a homosexual?
jonahofscott 1 year ago
"...he could call anybody a faggot, that may be the only thing left for him."
Pure fucking genius.
lanceawatt 1 year ago 3
Im gay and I still think this really fucking funny.
nolostcats 1 year ago 17
I feel like Im watching real tv news but its funny and there so serious
smoovegriz 1 year ago 7
fuck your number. I don't care if it defines your fuck face or not. These arrogant prick.. who the fuck gives a shit about your motherfucking number?
solidysnake1 1 year ago
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Message from the Church:
For the last time. We do not hate or feel above homosexuals. We do not say they will automatically go to hell; they are just as inherently evil as any other human-being. We don't hate homosexuals, but we do not approve homosexuality. It's not the gays, it's the things they do. What they do isn't any more evil than any other sin, but we still do not approve of it. Hate the sin, but love the sinner.
348joey 1 year ago
@348joey Why do you care what they do? It's not your problem.
studmuffffffin 1 year ago
@348joey so your saying two men/women having sex is equally evil as somone torturing raping and killing all the cute blonde girl in north america ? you sicken me sir
derickhaywood 1 year ago
@derickhaywood No... where did you get that idea? "what they do isn't any MORE evil than any other sin" i said more not less
348joey 1 year ago
I was laughing my ass off until I realized this could actually be on Fox news or something
feathas 1 year ago
Dont they know the life of a gay is worth 7 normals? Lake of fire or innocent preciousness? Make up your mind.
7255202 1 year ago
Mitt Romney 2012! Come on, folks! On the wagon! Gonna fly that wagon across the Delaware...choo choo!
Inediblehulk 1 year ago
ha ha, he coud call somebody a fag, or some racial slur.
zabbok 1 year ago
That's quite alright.
ToxicOdiousOne 1 year ago
Well you're sources are wrong. I don't associate with such verminous gutter trash.
ToxicOdiousOne 1 year ago
@ToxicOdiousOne Sorry man, the media got to me
HaxxorsProduction 1 year ago
Rest assured I am quite intolerant.
ToxicOdiousOne 1 year ago
@ToxicOdiousOne Nonsense, sources say you were at a gay bar... and you're not even gay...
HaxxorsProduction 1 year ago
No one better accuse me of being "tolerant".
ToxicOdiousOne 1 year ago
31 fags dislike
iamalex818 1 year ago
ah yes making fun of the amercain electorate (look it up dipshit).
kinda like harassing a retard for smelling like shit.
b.t.w. the whole world thinks you are retarded because you smell like shit....
1HumanKind 1 year ago
I hope I am uglier than I think. It's scary looking this damn good.
overOOview 1 year ago
Sarcastic,, the onion is completely sarcastic
Jessedeloatch 1 year ago
"When we return, you might be uglier than you think"
ASCIISyaeZ 1 year ago
Gotta love a guy named, "Mitt".
skeilak 1 year ago
I hope Romney runs in 2012. He would make a decent President.
HoundofOdin 1 year ago
I hope when Mitt Romney is made president he sends all the homosexuals back to Africa.
TheOildrumsofVagisil 1 year ago 31
@TheOildrumsofVagisil Yeah and send the Jews back to Canada where they belong.
Thefirstchickenman 1 year ago
@TheOildrumsofVagisil That was the funniest thing I've heard all day
GarysGood 1 year ago
That was brilliant!
Also, bonus points for the 'news' stories in the crawl at the bottom.
Fretslayer 1 year ago
Right, while this is a hilarious satire, it still isn't as far-fetched as you'd think, unfortunately.
pallypvpftw 1 year ago
What is sad is that while this is humor, such open tolerance would indeed be a death blow to a political career in many regions of the United States.
1RadicalOne 1 year ago 4
This is going to keep me up, so the sooner you respond, the better. Thanks!
randomxm1 2 years ago
@hossrex
Wow. I like to think that I can tell the difference between sarcasm and sincerity, but you've cut me to the quick. I don't know wether to sarcastically agree with you because you're an idiot. Or sarcastically agree with you because you're being sarcastic.
randomxm1 2 years ago
*wink*
hossrex 1 year ago
These guys work here and get paid for it??? ***ENVY***
Lifeofbass 2 years ago
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This is disgusting! Why would anyone have a problem with him being tolerant towards homosexuals?!? Just because a politician doesn't think gay people will "burn in hell", doesn't mean he's a bad person!!!
I think it's sad that an actual news program would lambaste a person for being respectful to homosexuals, and tell him he should go around calling people "faggots"! We need more people like Romney.
All of you people who think this is funny are terrible people.
hossrex 2 years ago
You are a very naive genius.
soulspitfall 2 years ago
"I think it's sad that an actual news program would lambaste a person for being respectful to homosexuals" -hossrex
See, that's just the thing though, The Onion isn't an actual news program, but rather a satirical news program :)
hotelekko 2 years ago 8
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Look, I know people say "blah blah blah, I don't like that network, so it doesn't count as real news" (i.e. Faux Newz), but that doesn't change the fact that a legitimate news network viewed by millions of people every day is running slanderous statements of homophobia. It's offensive!
The news editor who greenlit this segment should be fired, and all the people who said faggot should be fired immediately!
hossrex 2 years ago
oh lighten up a little, this was hilarious!
Tinkidink 1 year ago 2
Dumbfuck much?
Yes, very much.
bootybooty44 1 year ago
@bootybooty44
lol... I love people who don't understand satire.
hossrex 1 year ago 5
........thats the funny part
Pendragondnd 2 years ago
Lmaooo
Q2IN2Y 1 year ago
@Q2IN2Y
My favorite part of these videos is having fun with the people who think they're smarter than they think they actually are. Making a satirical comment, and having people get thoroughly upset (although this thread was pretty rational) over how stupid I am for failing to understand satire, all the while they're failing to understand that MY comment was ALSO satire, amuses me.
Sure it's trolling... but I did it for the lulz!
hossrex 1 year ago 3
Satire rocks... LOL
chris51282 2 years ago 2
funny, true,disturbing, and pure genius. LONG LIVE SATIRE
junkyassmonkey 2 years ago 3
This is the most realistic Onion news report yet. This is pretty much what the election was like, but people didn't talk about their intolerance that boldly.
Bones0 2 years ago 2
Heh, bigot vote :)
XlUltroslX 2 years ago
lol
Conduit 2 years ago
I love that intro. So hilariously inappropriate.
MorroccoSurrogate 2 years ago
"he can call anybody a faggot" hahaha that would spice up political debates
thehymner 2 years ago 4
lol i love that last bit: "why you might be uglier than you think"
kane148 2 years ago 2
this is wonderful, so true. what a fucked up world!
Poderosa20 2 years ago 5
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how can a man suck another man's dick. its utterly despicable
bkoot08 2 years ago
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GnosticAtheist 2 years ago
i could ask the same question of a woman doing it. i mean you pee out of that thing.
I might also point out that some gays may agree with you on that.
JustThink00 2 years ago
it's good you got it.
Karlsonas17 2 years ago 2
i wish the onion had a dedicated cable news channel
mramz88 2 years ago 138
@mramz88 yeha but then they would run out of material super quickly
mrawesome1000 1 year ago
@mramz88
YES
they should do it
it would be funny, and theyd make a killing
cluch9 1 year ago
@mramz88 Imagine the number of people that'll get trolled! It will be immense!
SicSlaver 1 year ago
@mramz88
Great idea, but I want a satelite channel to.
TheUltimaKing 1 year ago
@mramz88 your in luck its coming to comedy central and ifc this month, glad of it too :)
meattube2009 1 year ago
@mramz88 well, they have a comedy central show
mrapter7 11 months ago
"He's relied so heavily on the bigot vote" John McCain's feelin that one, lol. Dead on political commentary, I love you, Onion.
rjeyoubastards 2 years ago 4
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Faggots are ANIMALS!!!!!!!
Justgetout 2 years ago
You are not an animal?
whirlwindbliss 2 years ago 7
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No I am a civilized human, unlike the cock sucking FAGGOT!!!!
Justgetout 2 years ago
You sound civilized. This type of anger towards a group of people seems completely rational and logical, not like anything directed by the emotional, animalistic mind. [/sarcasm]
whirlwindbliss 2 years ago 22
@whirlwindbliss I hope you relize this video is completely satire.
FiveStarFuhrer 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
@FiveStarFuhrer Yes, I "relize" the onion isn't "rel." What did I say years ago that would suggest I didn't know its obvious satire?
whirlwindbliss 3 months ago
@whirlwindbliss Yes please point out my my typos i didnt realize i did that, will you ever forgive me?
FiveStarFuhrer 3 months ago
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@FiveStarFuhrer ROMNEY'S 2012 PLAN CUTS MEDICARE--Ron Paul’s plan cuts $1 trillion the first year and it balances the budget in 3 years. The plan cuts spending - ending the costly foreign wars, and cuts foreign welfare, corporate welfare, and overgrown federal bureaucracy. These cuts are made so that those who are dependent on domestic spending programs such as Medicare aren’t endangered through a sudden change in benefits. Romney’s plan cuts Medicare, on which many elderly Americans rely.
vechorik 2 months ago
Humans aren't animals?
Swatsinger 2 years ago
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justgetout, please live your nick and get the fuck out. You are not civilized, you are a troglodyte.
GnosticAtheist 2 years ago
OH MY GOD! The Onion is HILARIOUS! Why havent I heard of this before?! Probably cause im stuck in the UK lol
ShockAbsorb 2 years ago
LOL at all these stupid comment fights. Are you all six?
QualityLogos 2 years ago 71
apparently so haha
Biohazard2mankind 2 years ago
@QualityLogos yes
oddvidios 1 year ago
@QualityLogos spelling out the letter 6 is not accetpable on the interweb any more.
just sayin.
funder1der 1 year ago
@QualityLogos
This coming from a guy who still uses the acronym "LOL" in all caps and who thinks that by claiming that all arguments in the comment boxes are stupid, that'll somehow help them to end, rather than egging them on...
What are you, six?
ArrrPirate666 11 months ago
@ArrrPirate666 Okay, "ArrrPirate666".
CrackaStoleMyBoat 11 months ago
@CrackaStoleMyBoat
That made perfect sense coming from "CracksStoleMyBoat"...
ArrrPirate666 7 months ago
Are there any older videos?
QualityLogos 2 years ago
dont think so
lonebuttafish 2 years ago
105th COMMENT
disclosureman101 2 years ago
"When we return, why you might be uglier than you think." ROFL.
SageX123 2 years ago 2
funny stuff
canadiancitizen 2 years ago
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They should all be killed or thrown into the fire that they are creating in California..
If U say no ,have you taught of why there are so many fire cases in that "GAY" city ???
typluz 2 years ago
God I hope this is a troll, because otherwise you are a tremendously unintelligent person.
oatboy 2 years ago 13
:)) The perfect answer
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yeah perfect answer you gay ... Recent survey shows that 35 percent of AIDS/HIV is caused by man to man sex.. search Google for it. U don't have to be bright to find it.
typluz 2 years ago
Wait 35% is less than half. That means 65% is caused by heterosexuals. So straight people are 30% more evil than gays! :O
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.Gay rate is just 2.3 millions excluding bi,lesbian whom makes it 8.8 millions. So you see where 2.3 million people spreads 35% percent of the country entire disease is not a good sign...Overtaking the remaining 200.92 million people. We need to kill them before they kill us all.
typluz 2 years ago
Yea, but if they're gay, they're spreading it to eachother, although I am not personally an intolerant asshole like yourself, I don't see how gays giving eachother AIDS is a valid argument to anyone. I don't think it's a good thing but it isn't a danger for straight people. And apparently the reason for the increased AIDS rate is completely biological and has something to do with the ass. Just google 'gay ass sex' and Im sure you'll find exactly what your looking for.
coombop1 2 years ago
R u trying to say them having AIDS doesn't have anything to do with any one else in the society..? Do you even knows how HIV/AIDS can be contacted by others? I bet you don't.and apparently you r still believing that Hiv/AIDS can only be contacted by sex and sex alone. Wake up dude. A disease can get from N.Y.C to Africa in less than 27 hours.
typluz 2 years ago
Ok, well unless ur a fuckin vampire. I dunno, personally, i don't ingest the bodily fluids of AIDS victims. There are only a few kinds of liquids that should come out of ur body and since spit won't transmit HIV (under a gallon anyways), and both blood and sexual fluids are covered, I don't wanna know what you do in your spare time. And if your a heroin addict, maybe you should try to give that up, it would cut down on the AIDS rate.
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Ummm Ur stupidity baffled me. what about this ways asshole..? Tattoos / piercing?Infection in the health-care settings?Insects bite? "e.g. mosquito. barbers shops? subways trail bands.? i.e the handle of an escalator that was held by a wounded and infected HIV victim, what happens when a child holds on to it and then lick his/her fingers later on? to name but a few. so get Ur facts right GAY DUDE.
typluz 2 years ago
First of all, I'm not gay, I'm just not intolerant, and secondly, how many times have any of those things happened. I know for a fact that the mosquito thing is bullshit (u might have been thinking of Malaria). And if ur getting AIDS from the hospital or a tattoo parlour, I think that you are absolutely correct in blaming the gays. Let me guess, your lonely and stupid because of the Jews. And way to bring in children, most child AIDS victims get in from their mothers (google that bitch)
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OK NOW that does it. Why don't you go fuck your boyfriend now, since you ain't lonely "like me" bullshit
typluz 2 years ago
Ok, well I guess this isn't going anywhere so we might as well stop it here. I'll be the bigger man and you can keep on being the bigot man.
coombop1 2 years ago 7
The group with the highest AIDs rate in North America are women from 13-25, not homosexuals. Most transmition IS conducted sexually.
FunUnderCeramicKites 2 years ago 4
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can u do ur research and come back to correct your comment?
typluz 2 years ago
You're saying that STDs aren't conducted sexually?
FunUnderCeramicKites 2 years ago 3
can you learn how to spell and come back to correct YOUR comment?
kruxynus 2 years ago 3
Can you reeducate yourself and come back to correct your attitude and ignorance?
carmen510 2 years ago 6
you should know aids and hiv cells are completely ineffective once they are outside of a body so when i child touches an escalator ramp it doesnt even matter you dont get aids or hiv from that but licking is completely different and how can you get aids from a barber you must be thinking of lice
gjuandarg 2 years ago
don't go into medicine. HIV isn't a cell and you can't get it from licking. It takes a large volume of virus particles from one individual transferred into another rather quickly
in order to overwhelm the immediate immune response. A few hundred viruses in you can be fought off. This is why for example why it sometimes it takes repeated exposures to contract hiv. The dead layer of skin also helps
saliva does not have a large volumes of hiv in it and it's chemistry is hostile to viruses.
VoteNixon2008 2 years ago 4
yea you cant get it from licking i meant to put if you lick a large amount then yes
gjuandarg 2 years ago
instead of shooting up they should snort the stuff
rickb1867 2 years ago
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are you dumb.. Have you seen any fire breakout else like in California city..? can't you think for ourselves u all and add one and one together to find course of things..?
typluz 2 years ago
There's no way that's related to weather right? Like i'm sure wind, seasonal patterns and humidity have nothing to do with it. Must be those gays right? People like you make me lose faith in humanity.
oatboy 2 years ago 4
Gee, I guess all the hurricanes in the south must prove something horrible about the Bible belt too, then, right?
sidiggy1 2 years ago 2
nah man, thats tornadoes.
and typluz, wtf is california city.
and, if ur saying people get aids from man to man sex, y do u care, unless you were planning on having sex with men?
Poschmania 2 years ago
From typluz's profile:
"Music: I love any good and cool music,rap, christian songs, easy listening,country music, and accappella these are my favourite music
Books: Reading big novels"
His opinions are worthless. Do you hope he dies? I do.
norsef 2 years ago
oh crap you're right, his opinions are worthless.
AliensHateUs 2 years ago
LOL!
BobSaggot666 2 years ago 2
stop arguing who's god is better
all religions are bullshit kthxbye
yamimakaiz 2 years ago 21
and when we return, why you may be uglier than you think. lol.
ijl11 2 years ago 7
education report: Average Elementary school student fails to see why Rosa Parks Did not want to sit in back of bus (lol)
Sci Fi director says the greatest challenge of making new movie was portraying post apocalyptic L.A. as more horrifying than real L.A. LMAO
Juic3y72 2 years ago 15
Romney's homophobia in question.
porridgethedestroyer 2 years ago
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XenoAlex2222 2 years ago
'ONN: Making you seem better informed'
kissit012 2 years ago 5
"Sci-fi director John Mctiernan says the greatest challenge of new movie was portraying post-apocalyptic L.A. as more horrifying than the real L.A."
HAHA, that news ticker is awesome.
MetalMassacre005 2 years ago 5
haha "nation's last steam powered search engine taken out of commission"..
pacosaidso 3 years ago 7
lmao @ y u might be uglier, than u think
youngmallet 3 years ago 8
two words....THE BASE
jshooper 3 years ago
Honestly, the news ticker at the bottom is the best part of these videos.
Kolyatron 3 years ago 5
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I'm from Massachusetts and I CAN NOT STAND Romney he is such an asshole. Damm Mormons and there control policys they think everyone wants to be as backwards as them.
animeownage86 3 years ago
what "control policies" are you talking about and how are mormons backwards?
raggedyanne89 3 years ago
YOU'RE A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF A DUMBASS!
caliguy92 3 years ago 4
This is sooo true.
omfgplea 3 years ago 6
i <3 mitt romney
tm9847 3 years ago
-The bigot vote -if only that were,nt true.
Gjeorje 3 years ago 3
u r 2 funny
elover12 3 years ago
"Andrea" looks nice here. The camera makes her look gothic in every other video.
ieatnuggetswithafork 3 years ago
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Totally, I fer sure agree. I think...
Neverendingryan 3 years ago
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I bet she's a cock monster when the shades close.
bigfilmhat 3 years ago
SHE IS SO HOTT....
KeratinizingSquamous 3 years ago 3
''When we come back we see why you might be uglier than you think'' Andrea you can spank my ugly bottom and whisper sweet biting sarcasm to me all day long.
Lightstrikers 3 years ago 2