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  • The fact that some people believe that jeebus/god would favour a single player scoring a goal/touch down in a football team over the 21,000 kids under 5 years of age that die of diseases every single day leaves me almost speachless.

    I have to ask myself do I share the same reality with these people. Am I living in some very sick and twisted dream?

    I don't believe but I am sure if jesus did exist he would help the starving/dying kid any day over the rich footballer.

  • Extremely disrespectful.

    You're heading for hell thank God!

  • @AlexPreachesTruth That's very christian of you. I suppose you think gays should be hung and women stoned for adultery to?

    Threatning hell to an athiest is pointless btw. Since hell is the imagination of 2,500 year old bat shit crazy whack jobs with very poor scientific knowledge and a lust for lots of blood.

    If you are happy worshiping an imaginary genocidal maniac that condones child rape, rape, slavery and murder good luck.

    wwwdotevilbibedotcom

  • I love her, she's so crazy xD

  • PS she isn't picking on jesus, she is picking on his dumbass "followers" who have precisely no clue what he ever even said in the first place

  • and can i just remind you, don't forget to say "amen." it's like "abra cadabra," only christian!

  • This is painfully funny

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  • Tebow. End of story.

  • Your video went viral on Thailand

  • this is pretty funny. but jesus is dead so you dont need to disrespect him. im sick of people picking on jesus. pick on the god of the bible, not jesus.

  • this makes me want to punch that man in the face.

  • I can't believe I forgot about Betty Bowers ~ must have been all that time I spent having gay sex and practicing witchcraft ~

  • You are ignorant.

  • lol

  • Fantastic. I can't believe I just found this, and it's been out for years!

  • Yo this is dope

  • This is hysterical!  LMAO!!

  • Betty, will you marry me?

  • Well this video is pretty funny. One thing though. You need a relationship with god, I mean I've heard people say all this stuff "if he loves me, or you so much why doesn't he give me what I want, or stop world hunger" stuff like that. He doesn't owe us anything whatsoever, and to be honest specially to people that don't believe in him in the first place. I can't say I know the bible inside and out just saying. I'm only 15 but I've seen the glory of god and felt his love far to many times for s

  • @monolinol you are only 15 so your brain is not fully formed also you have been constantly brainwashed into believing nice fairy tales which causes your brain the create frequencies, if you will, giving you warmth and pleasure. I have learnt to feel this experience too. It is, unfortunately, not God but your own extremely powerful mind. Turn that mind to science and you will go far to make the world a more glorious place. P.s A deity may still exist, but live your life exploring the universe.

  • I once prayed for all war, starvation, and disease to go away forever by tomorrow. Guess how that turned out... so much for omnipotent omnibenevolence.

  • xD Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha omg!  LOL this is GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • God hates amputees.

  • You'll all be in my prayers... only I had that kind of time. LMAO.

  • Flatter Jesus or he will torture you in hell. I love it :)

  • Don't forget to say Amen...it's like abracadabra-only christian! so true, thanks for the laughs!

  • "America's Best Christian" Did I miss the contest?

  • @leatherneck2044 The contest was invitation only, from Jesus himself! Of course the only invitation sent out was to Betty Bowers. Jesus already knew she was the only one up to the title.

  • Is the playback on this shitty for everyone?

  • Brilliant!

  • "amen is like saying abra-cada-bra LOL..it doesnt work if you dont say it LOL"

  • This video isn't talking about ALL Christians.

    If you believe it is then you're no better than the Christians who harass homosexuals or the ones who harass women who get abortions.

    I'm for gay marriage, I'm pro choice, and I believe this video is incredibly unfair to most Christians. I understand why you all would hate them though, I hate those Christians who are nasty (such as those from the Westboro Baptist Church) and pushy.

    Just remember this isn't what all Christians are like :(

  • @TheFoxTailPalm sounds like you aren't a Christian, you definately don't get your values from the bible. Read The God Delusion, it's what changed my life. Also NonStampCollector on youtube is great.

  • @LifeofAwe No one gets their values from the Bible, so put a hat on, tear out your eyes, and shut up.

    Note that I didn't say "you fool" so I should be okay :3

  • @rayquaza7996 I'm not sure what your saying

  • @LifeofAwe You haven't been reading your bible, then! Women aren't to preach, or speak in church, and if a man feels lust for a married woman or lust for a woman when he's married he's to tear out his eyes! :D Jesus specifically condemned the insult "you fool" while stating others to be of a much lesser crime.

    I'm sorry if I'm being a bit snippy - it's been a long week xP

  • @TheFoxTailPalm I'm gay, pro choice, Christian, etc. I actually think this video makes some good points, though - I know people who act like this, they pray for football games, or money, or new cars, or w/e. I think Better Bowers is just a person who's making fun of the extreme extremests and the greediest people. But no, it doesn't apply to most Christians.

  • @TheFoxTailPalm Yes yes, and the problem is the Holy Book has absolutely no info/instruction/guidance on how to distinguish which one is right and which is wrong. It's so vague anyone can interpret it anyway he wants and people can't really prove that he was wrong; unlike Physics where you need only one single false experiment to disprove one whole system of belief that has been thought to be true for hundreds of years (think Newton).

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  • Do they sell Betty T-shirts?

  • Spirit animal.

  • Is Christian

    Loves Video

  • @sheaofleaves124

    Watch more Betty Bowers. She's fantastic.

  • @BeBoBli Yes, yes she is.

  • Do not be deceived: God is not mocked, for whatever one sows, that will he also reap. - Galatians 6:7

  • @madden2000000 Your god murders babies. 10th Plague, Noah's Flood, Sodom & Gomorrah. Fuck you and your psychopathic, false, dumbshit fairy tales from the bronze age, ignorant moron.

    -Me, 10:29 AM

  • @madden2000000 Yeah I'm guessing there's about that many Madden games out by now.

  • I love reading all the angry comments. Betty, you should stir up controversy all the time!

  • Blessed is the man that walk not in the counsel of the ungodly nor stand in the way of sinners, nor sit in the seat of the scornful. But his delight in the torah of the Lord; and in his torah do he meditate day and night.and he shall be like a tree planted by the rivers of water, that bring forth his fruit in his season, his leaf also shall not wither; and whatsoever he does shall prosper. The ungodly not so; but like the chaff which the wind drive away. Therefore the ungodly shall not stand

  • she is so funny!

  • *Not a christian* It's Matthew 6:5 that states about prayer, not 5:6, awesome video though...

  • LOL! This is awesome!

  • Clearly Betty is better at this than I am, maybe I could pay her to pray on my behalf.

  • looking at her really scares me .... i think she looks like a c.g.i. robot trying to be human .....

  • @greatbungblaster looking at you really scares me!

  • So on target and applies to all organized religion.

  • I pray constantly to Jesus...for all the dumb people to become enlightened atheists. It never works. Sigh, maybe there is no God, or have I got my prayers backasswards?

    Now I've confused myself.

  • so good. awesome video.

  • Well if those starving African kids would learn to pray in English, maybe Jesus would care.

  • @cyberepion333 Like when the overwhelming majority of the people on Earth believed that the world was flat, or was the center of the universe that everything revolved around? Appeals to authority are not right. Not even close. 70-85% of people believe things that aren't true all the time.

  • "Amen: it's like abracadabra, only christian." Bwahahaha. Brilliant!

  • @BeondaPale Mexican is a language?

  • Deven Green is so underrated. I don't understand how she is not famous. I am so glad she has the lady balls to say what cerebral Americans are thinking.

  • Las Vegas means "The Vegas" in Mexican

  • God is my ATM, prayer is my PIN. Genius.

  • "Religion is comedy for the intelligent

    and reality for the ignorant"

  • hit 9.... my favorite part :)

  • RUBBISH!

  • You're my new woman who I shall turn for.

    I have repented!

  • "It's like abracadabra.. Only Christian!!" hahahahah

  • Interesting to note that at least in the catholic doctrine, god never changes his mind, so praying is just a waste of time because he's already decided if you're getting it or not.

  • @dacogboy There are clear instances in the Bible where God actually changed His mind when He was going to destroy someone but they repented so He relented and spared them (Book of Jonah)

  • I laughed so hard. Religion is sad.

  • @eos008 And we are sorry that you got raped by your own god! Maybe some prayers will heal you!

  • @eos008 LOL awwww, are your feelings hurt? Maybe you'll remember how that feels when one of your fellow Christians calls someone a "faggot" or yells at a woman for getting an abortion.

  • @eos008 Of course, you can't dispute the content so you have to go for the ad hominem. Loser!

  • she's hellbound!!!!

  • @Jrila1 Is hellbound a code word for brilliant?

  • @Jrila1 Betty Bowers can't be going to hell. She's America's best Christian.

  • So every person in church is a hypocrite cause they pray in public. Hm... it reminds me of this time I over heard a 15 yr old girl talking to another girl sitting next to me in church about her BF's powerful cum shot in her face. I was shocked because they both started praying for him to get a bigger dick which they both would suck.....hm.... interesting, daddy's little angel in public, but a freak in bed... religions bullshit!

  • @jaimaakaalee I wish you no harm, but belief and promise in an interventionist God is worse than a lie. Your miracle cure was your own doing - own it. Humility is a method of your devil. Oh, and, Go Betty!

  • @Quixoticah I support what I consider to be the true essence of this video, entirely. I also have left supportive comments for Betty in favor of full equal gay rights on her "Traditional Marriage" video, several times. My comment here was intended for those who are able to accept its truth. It was not intended to draw ignorant (simply not knowing the context at all) personal debate back to me. But miracles most certainly do occur, and I do not require any teaching from you. Blessings, Acharyaji

  • "It's like abracadabra...only Christian." Classic!

  • Love this video. Hits the prayer nail on the head!

  • I ♡ Betty Bowers.

  • How important is prayer to fighting cancer?

    Well, in the 19th century, and all years before, if you got cancer you died! Prayer wasn't worth sh*t. But with modern medical treatment you've got a chance today.

    Another point. If "God" decides when you die why is it that people are living twice as long (on average) as they did in the 19th century?

  • Make it rain!

  • I said Green! Jesus!

    

  • First world problems

  • I love when religion takes it in the asspipe . its funny to see it come to the internet to get its throat slashed over and over.

  • Screw amen, "So say we all" sounds fucking EPIC!

  • Is that your Jesus???My Jesus is not like that...........

  • You are now one of my favorite people LOL

  • I really don't get how religion is still so big in America. Funny vid. Funny angry comments :P

  • @20nothing

    Same here. The US is so bizarre, for a first-world western country.

    Personally, I wonder why unreasonable (i.e., "traditional") versions of religion are so popular in the US, as opposed to wondering why religion in general is so popular. As Nietzsche put it, God died. The unreasonable assumptions and ideological tyranny of (strict) Christianity have fallen, in the intellectual world, among other social spheres. The common folk need to wake up. The world will be more enriching.

  • @MrNobody47710 Religion is just a defense mechanism against the knowledge you will die one day. That's why people are so eager to believe that if you just say the magic words, ta da!, you'll live forever.

  • @20nothing The religious in the US watch Fox News and Fox keep telling them that the evil democrats want to end Christianity. Just as Prohibition in the 1920’s increased alcohol consumption, the falsehood that Christianity is being attack only makes the uneducated want it more! It's just brilliant!

  • abracadabra is christian.i t was used as a magical formula by the Gnostics of the sect of Basilides in invoking the aid of beneficent spirits against disease and misfortune.[4] It is found on Abraxas stones which were worn as amulets. Subsequently, its use spread beyond the Gnostics. - just gnostic Christian

  • @name2users - Thats why amputees always grow new limbs when they pray for them??

  • @OPE08 God must hate amputees.

  • Healthy dose of Cordelia Chase...

  • Priceless..

  • Betty is the best. I love her.

  • It's Matt 6:5 not 5:6

  • Isn't Obama a Christian? Where is your cynicism on Islam?

  • @kenetoken "As God is my waitress I will never go hungry again" Has that...

  • 0:20 RUBISH! XD Too funny! One of my favorite Christian satires! You and Edward Current NEED to do a video together!

  • i love this! Good job!

  • Very hot! I'm pretty sure the 7th Commandment is...Thou shalt do me (all night long)!

  • Comedic Blasphemy is the most true..

  • I'm an idiot, I thought she was for real whoops

  • I LOVE YOU BETTY

  • "Mr" Bowers is more like it...look closely at "her" and all that fake feminine posturing.

  • :D :D awesome! wish more people would watch this

  • god is my ATM prayer is my pin !!!!!! love it !

  • I really hope you get that Prada crocodile purse, Mrs. Bowsers. You deserve it!

  • @AboveTheDelusion Thank You, I love you too.

  • Oxycontin is what your on miss retard... the world gots no more morals now a days.

  • @armachiho God isn't real you delusional bastard.

  • @HoLOLcaust If God isn't real, what is the force that keeps driving me to love people that hate n slander me? Wouldn't you think that a person who has the truth would really be doing good, instead of following your ways by cussing just because you don't see eye to eye with me. If you need to talk i'm here. Just stop being rude it wont' solve anything.

  • @armachiho He's not real. You may feel like you have such a hard time, have you ever heard of something called poverty? 26,000 children die of starvation alone every year. Get over yourself.

  • @armachiho If Buddha isn't real what makes buddhists do all the charity and love they do now? xDD

  • @armachiho " If God isn't real, what is the force that keeps driving me to love people that hate n slander me?"

    Perfectly done! Right after calling Mrs. Betty Bowers "miss retard".

  • @armachiho @armachiho I can feel your christian love...

    "Oxycontin is what your on miss retard" ≠ "Just stop being rude it wont' solve anything."

    Disgusting arrogant pedantic hypocritical self deluded ignoramus.

  • @armachiho LOL. You just don't know where to look. Perhaps it's your fault why you aren't seeing Morality around you? Maybe change needs to start with you?

    Nah. You'd rather keep praying, right?

  • @Zuul030 what are you really talking about now honestly? I just want to show you with a caring heart how to see this world, not to be blind and talk about things that you guys aren't familiar with. THATS GOD!

  • I'm in love!

  • Fantastic.

  • Hahahahahahahahahaha!!! Great stuff!

    Katalyzt

  • Be greedy not whiny! Demand more than your share. God doesn't care about poor people, that's why they're poor!

  • Betty you are the road to human salvation!!

    Keep reporting PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • God knows what were going to say before we say it, but the act of saying it (prayer) is communication and bonding which he wants from us. Its more about the relationship than what you actually say.

  • Good stuff-alot is true. all here please simply google Zeitgeist-Moving Forward to look at where society is because of blind faith in religion and in the established institutions we are taught to uphold and what can be done about it!

  • Respond to this video...  This is good stuff- it exposes the distorted values perpetuated by society and largely maintained by Christianity.

  • Thank you for being so awesome :D

  • I love her so much <333

  • wow, this video is hurtful, distasteful, and down right mean. as a christian, i understand that people from other religions, or none at all, would not understand prayer or why it is done. but, the bashing done in this video is extremely offensive. i will deffinitely pray for you mrs. betty bowers. i hope that jesus saves your soul so that you no longer feel this way about your creator.

  • @Dragonslair7 This is called satire my dear. Betty Bowers is not real. Its called comedy. Lighten up my christian friend.

  • @skypup77 Im aware that its satire. But i dont find it funny. AT ALL.

  • @Dragonslair7 I'm sorry that you feel offended, but rediculous ideas get ridiculed and noone has a right not to be offended. We did away with blasphemy laws a long time ago thankfully.

    If you tell people you have an invisible fried who grants you wishes and you can't how it to be true - then are you really all that suprised if people laugh at you? In this case of course its the concept that is being ridiculed however, not any person.

  • @Dragonslair7 Thats because youve been brainwashed since birth to believe in lies.

  • @Dragonslair7: I find your words, "i hope that jesus saves your soul so that you no longer feel this way about your creator" offensive. I don't know if you know this, but we non-Christians find that kind of self-righteousness obnoxious and condescending. ;) You might think that you are trying to be re-assuring, but you're really just throwing a stealth insult at all that we non-Christians believe in.

    Of course, you do have the right to be offensive, just as this satire character does. ^^

  • @Dragonslair7 I will pray for you so that Allah will save your sould throught the works of Mohammed, so that you no longer will rebel against your creator.

  • @kaifroland so your going to pray to allah? even though allah already knows your going too....so what's the point of praying then? and since odds are you didn't pray for Dragonslair7 you just lied. GJ!

  • @kaifroland Don't pray like a simpering slave. Demand! Tell Allah that you are very upset that other people don't think like you do and that you want Him to do something about it! Has Betty Bowers taught you nothing?

    Mohammed is just not that important. It's Allah that provides, so ignore Mohammed and tell that old cosmic creator to get on the ball!

  • @Dragonslair7

    I find it to be very honest and realistic. It is all summed up when she says that you pray to make things happen, but your god is omnisciente so he already knows you want it to happen, and since you are all up for "god's plan", you should not even bother asking anything.

  • I fucking love you sooo much!!!

  • @truebinx I think she speaks the truth. Christians are the most hateful, judgmental, bigoted people. Poor Jesus. I hope he protects me from his followers.

  • Betty Bowers is my hero!

  • Hahahahaha. Love it!! "Their technique must be appalling"

  • OMDog! This is so fab! Those poor hypocritical religious people gets a real whackin here :))

  • It's so amusing to know God gets the last laugh. LOL

  • awesome. thanks for taking the time to make these videos.

  • I'm loving these videos. To be fair, though, Jesus never said public prayer was wrong, but praying in public "to be seen of men"; that is, with the purpose of being seen. Your point still stands.

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  • I totally get what you're doing. Thank Darwin that you evolved into who you are. This world needs more people like you to speak the truth. Even if it is disguised. You go right ahead, slip those christians a micky. I'm so sick of ignorance ruling people's lives.

  • i am praying for you..........

  • @84katiekat And we're thinking for you honey!

  • Prayer: so much better than actually doing something.

    Prayer: because your team winning the Super Bowl is more important than children starving in Africa

    Prayer: the best way to feel you're making a difference in the world without really doing anything

  • I love it! Keep telling the truth

  • This is terrific stuff. I think this may be one of your best.

  • Thank God for Deven Green!

  • This was so damn good :) Spot on. All religious people should see this.

  • Oh, and by the way it's "placebo", not "Placeba". ( @:54 ) but u are forgiven. Ur coolness relieves u.

  • A cynic to follow my own heart. Lets drink beer and live life, be nice to others and have fun!! Cheers!!

  • Muahaha so blasphemous.

    Mrs. Betty Bowers, You're great. =)