The Bartender Hates You 10

[JosephBr0seph]

WOO!

[Brentpa10]

Mojitos? What coke soaked basehead dick are you sucking on? It goes from rail tequila to Patron...not Mojitos. How the fuck do you pour a mojito shot from a tequila bottle?

[Marauder1981]

I dont get this one

[Perezz1337]

@Marauder1981 he orders four tequilas. and after that he changes them to mojito. and then he ends up with 8 drinks. and then the bartender just downs the tequilas

[K3ogh1989]

@Marauder1981 Patron's a higher shelf tequila than the house first pour (ideally a middle shelf spirit but usually a lower shelf). When someone just orders a bourbon/rum/tequila/whatever you send them the first pour. Catch is, some people decide to come to a bar and say 'I want a rum and coke' and then get upset when they get the first pour. These people originated after Adam and Eve were expelled from Eden and exist today as God's persistant curse on humanity.

[keep7smiling]

in soviet russia the bartender is polite when you buy a beer for 5 bucks + 1 tip

[Clinster246]

@keep7smiling HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH! it's fucking annoying ._.

[Leijonasisu]

Niko! Lets go drinking!

[shiranui]

my friend!

[johan404]

Nice unibrow, Boris.

[highlander985]

my friend you are fucking crazy... hahahahaha that sounded so real.

[Tyannalyn]

@highlander985 LOL

[grisitarocknroll]

the bartender is hot

[takechrash619]

SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS EVRYBODY :DD

[Nic0late]

9gag-ers! Retreat!! back to 9gag!!!

[Nyocurio]

What did he "want" at 0:24?

[bigdadddiej]

@Nyocurio I think "Patrón", judging by the shape of the bottle the bartender holds later

[Nyocurio]

@bigdadddiej thx. So basically, he first tells him to prepare 4 shots of Tequila, and then says he wanted a completely different sort of alc?

[bigdadddiej]

@Nyocurio Patrón IS tequila, just a particular brand of tequila

[Nyocurio]

@bigdadddiej oh ok I see (=

Now I get why that guy's a douche...

[ThePowerofmusic123]

0:58 for wow

[ThePowerofmusic123]

wow!!!

[akilisatolitot]

if that happens to me and they wouldn't pay i'd say..pay it or i'll let the bouncers kick your asses.....

[TheCHB99]

Well that's roughly around 30 bucks of his paycheck.

[GaryH315223]

thats how i'd do it.

[VexT916]

That shit was water only!

[aydoooo]

WAHOU

[BadCompany33]

That was about 100 proof and more each. Fuckin' crazy

[wrestling2091]

how did you guys become bartenders? what should i do to be one?

[THE1PAINOF1THE1GAME]

That guy doesn't look Russian to me, he looks like a Turk with a unobrow.

[fernllsd1989]

You have to pay what u orders 555+

[chinwaggler]

Why does that idiot actor cough as the other one talks

[Curristoo]

@chinwaggler So it's unrealistic to cough while someone else is talking?

[RyuuThe]

@chinwaggler because the one coughing is wasted and he doesn't give a fuck. people get drunk in real bars. you are watching too many movies recently. stop it.

[bigdadddiej]

to cover up the brand name. same reason that some tv shows have t-shirt and bottle logos pixelated

[InnocenceExperience]

@chinwaggler one with a cough? :-P

[JizzMasterPino]

@chinwaggler

because your a fag, he deliberately did that to fuck with your brain.

go fuck a napkin you retard pencildick

and don't bother to reply because I don't give a fuck about what you have to say, you fucking assrapecockmaster

[GarnetSandy]

That's the best one so far!



[phillie2369]

First off I have to commend you on this series, fuckin hilarious! BUT, it would have been more of an insult if the bartender would have poured the patron shots, and them drank THEM, before turning to the guy and saying, "fuck off, you ordered tequila."... "thanks for the shots, jack ass"

[phillie2369]

First off I have to commend you on this series, fuckin hilarious! BUT, it would have been more of an insult if the bartender would have poured the patron shots, and them drank THEM, before turning to the guy and saying, "fuck off, you ordered tequila."... "thanks for the shots, jack ass"

[akaluda]

aahahahahah! Whooooo!!!!LoL

[dbroncos59]

"you fucking guy"

[JadeTechnoDancer]

fuck yeah this is awesome

[Kokosiak1]

russian drinking is awesomely crazy, and anything else is just rubbish. I will be trying for my whole life to be just anywhere near russians in drinking.

[TomCatDrummer26]

this is my favorite one

[violet698]

fag, he wants a girl with a dick to come over for a bikini waxing

[fireinside987]

Fuck you

[trixyt4]

LMFAO. That guy rules!!!!!

[Sparta4always]

In Soviet Russia, the bartender orders the drinks.

[BytheBeardofYmir]

@Sparta4always They aren't russian, they'e arab.

[Sparta4always]

@BytheBeardofYmir Never said that they were Russian, just popped a random Soviet Russia joke

[Iithuanianboy]

@Sparta4always In Soviet Russia you misunderstand yourjoke!

[19682willem]

@Sparta4always

just in the soviet. not now.

[ewbrown3742]

@yancdawg yes!!! Hilarious. Thought they were getting something for free as well.

[hadar7773]

small dicked bartender

[hellationships]

@hadar7773 You don't get it. "Gold" tequila is bullshit tequila. There's young tequila which is white\silver and then there's aged tequila. It's just a way that companies get you to pay more for the same shit. Go look at a liquor store and compare prices. But also you don't walk up and go "4 shots of tequila" since the bar probably has at least a dozen brands plus their well.

[mclanta]

@hellationships

Exactly, i will always drink a high quality virgin over aged. But I like silvers, find them far better than aged tequilla, and there are some very high quality silvers out there.

[yancdawg]

I almost dropped a duece in my pants just now from laughing.... this is too hilarious... Im talkin vince vaughn movie hilarious.... Thanks, from all the servers in Westchester, NY

[MunchkinBox]

you guys don't notice he's pouring the second set of 4 with patrón, and he'll charge them accordingly.

[DWJR0]

amen

[Blentastic]

hahaha WOO this parties gettin crazy

[woddlebot]

haha like this bro could afford patron.. =P

[Odjn0]

he says she has the most beautiful dick right before he orders tequila.

[kurtmyluv]

@Odjn0 Lolol..

[MaroonCamaro]

Pisses me off when they think any wasted drink is free for them. Screw that.

[runnmd]

@MaroonCamaro Hell yeah. I dump that out right in front of them. Ask for free drinks, and they'll never get them.

[slinkyboysix]

To be fair, the bar wasn't that busy. Bartender should have suggested patron in the first place. Go for that upsell!

[nickyjam770]

@slinkyboysix its a serie dumb fuck

[slinkyboysix]

@nickyjam770 Really? What is a "serie"? I've never heard of a "serie". Seriously, I know it's a series, but thank you for pointing that out. And I'm sure your use of the f-bomb made you feel and look cool to everyone else here. However, my comment was geared towards industry professionals. Clearly not you.

[nickyjam770]

@slinkyboysix i was kinda high while ago man,sorry to offend you......

[13bravoArmystrong]

Thats awesome, Epic Middle Finger

[Bysenish87]

Он мой БРАТ, Я такой же!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ovidiu90]

what does he say? i want ...?

[mx3rider519]

hell ya...... HELL YA!!! thats all i gotta say

[Dreecor]

God damn, this guy drinks this shit like water :D

[Glyph2040]

@Dreecor that's because it most likely IS H2O buddy. ;P

[passivepsycho]

I can't say how many times I've wanted to do that! LMAO

[kaka01kaka]

wooow

[simplegurl147]

this is freaking bastard!

[BArbabesunday]

yes

[jvee617]

its not patron its PA-Treezy! cause its gangsta! (and its probably filled with cuervo silver b/c YOU cant tell the difference)

[polentaeusei]

he asked for patron tequila silver...it's not really expensive...about 40-50 dollars a bottle!!!

[Toonamik]

its default price for tequila :)

[polentaeusei]

@Toonamik for a good tequila yes.... but a common tequila like jose cuervo or sauza you can start from 15-20 dollars...

[davidebronzini]

sorry, i don't understand what he says at 0:22.. "hey hey, my friend, i want...!? what?!?" can you help me?! thanks a lot

[rekelhof]

@davidebronzini

Petron (a kind of tequila)

[polentaeusei]

patron...that's the silver one!!!

[mhy26]

i think he wants patron?.. a name of a silver tequila.. pretty expensive but very good.. can see the bottle.

[kajmanek]

Yes, I heard - this is typical Russian accent, version 1.0 a ;) I'm afraid u have no idea what r u writing about, that guys most likely r Georgians, or represent one of few Russian-speaking minorities from Kavkaz. BTW, you have no idea about Spanish accent. Off course, for typical American Redneck, any foreign accent must be Spanish :P :)))))

[ACTAHA4eva]

yea im pretty sure theyr not russian either, because i am and i know theyr not. u think they r "kavkazci" just because they r kinda fat & dark haired. im sure these guys r like spanish (thats y it was tequilla) or atleast like italian but not russian

[lagalagallama]

he doesnt think that because of the way they look, he thinks that from the russian accent they are obviously trying to do.

[SoldierIwillbe]

Not italian.

[weenus760]

@ACTAHA4eva They're just fucken foreigners jackass! Don't read too much into it.

[MarcyGSX]

0:59 I'm lovin it!! :D

[bamkat75]

Man I was just like this ten years ago. Memories

[socontagious11]

this guy is a champ!

[MRSWEETNES1]

ahhahahhaha

[kajmanek]

Bar is in U.S. We have a lot of Russian immigrants in U.S. Russians drink everything. That guy has definitely Russian accent.

[ArdentEyesX]

have u ever heard russian accent?? i guess no. its spanish accent...

[ahatzigiannidis]

I have done this!!! and when they get real annoying its patron!!!

[kajmanek]

Russians?

[Vejita12]

Yes, Russian drink tequila....

[primalsurf24]

you're retarded, russians are popular for vodka.

[Vejita12]

No shit.. I live in Poland, we were part of the USSR for over 50 years, we live next to Russia and you think I don't know what they drink?

Now think, who is so dumb and didn't get the irony?

And haven't you heard, this is Russia.. -40 st. C is not cold, 40 km is not far and 40% is not vodka.. they drink 60%-80% moonshine.

[EveryoneElseMusic]

@Vejita12 Greetings from Latvia :D

[dmikeel]

@Vejita12 Poland was never a part of the USSR -.-'

[demonix303]

@Vejita12 lol! you forget balalayka and bears ))

[Nylfaen]

@Vejita12 So Am I from Poland too, and yup, we were doing weirder things than that. I'm not sure how it is named in English (if it has any name at all), but our spiritus destilat has even about 95% of alkohol... I had once dranked it from cup, without anything before or after, and on my sister's 18 birthday we dranked it just after strong wine :P. As for what bartender did, my friend once did it with real vodka in mexico, he dranked 4 one after another and he didn't even lost his smile ;D.

[reterx]

@Vejita12 WOW! go back to school, you need to go over your OWN country's history because Poland was not part of the USSR. Eastern Bloc and USSR are two DIFFERENT things. And it was less than 50 years that you were part of that bloc..

[Vejita12]

@reterx

I don't know how it looked like from behind the ocean, but from here its hard to notice many differences and the biggest one would be the name.

50 years was a figurative speach ment as more or less half a century.

[PolishEse]

@reterx Vejita wanted to say that we were under russian control for that time. And yeah, it was 44 years, but it's not the piont.

Anyway this discussion is pointless, Bartender hates you anyway.

[EvilChild2]

@Vejita12 Dude, u should pay more attention on history lessons at school. Poland never was a part of USSR. Over 50 years? Wtf where did you even get that number?

[Vejita12]

@EvilChild2

The answers are still at the main page a little lower.

Not many people would understand "eastern bloc", besides the difference wasn't that much. And 50 years was a figurative speach ment as more or less half a century.

[xxxNERIxxx1994]

@Vejita12 nie no kurwa wszedzie polacy ! xD

[trvekvltBurzum]

@Vejita12 ??? WTF? Learn history you polak. Poland wasn't part of USSR, they were puppets, but not part of it. Socialistic yes, in USSR no.

[Vejita12]

@trvekvltBurzum

It was called the Warsaw Pact, ask any american if he knows what it was (I see that you don't know), or look at the number of up thumbs. Also, look at the time of that post, you really think you'er the first one to notice genius?

[trvekvltBurzum]

@Vejita12 People's Republic of Poland was a puppet of USSR. I live in Lithuania and agree that those dumb americans don't know a shit about communist states of Europe, but your statement that it was a part of USSR is too bold and confusing, since maybe it's just that our oppinions differ. You see PRP as part of USSR while I see it as a different republic which was controled by Moscow Kremlin. I apologise for my harsh words, since yesterday i was rather pissed of.

[KenzieandRachelshow]

Lmao! Dis is too funny! Oh gosh...

[jezika121]

When someone does this to me I charge them for all 8 shots and when they complain I say.. that's what you ordered.. pay for all of them or get none...

[cmednc]

oh and by the way most of you need to get the sticks out of your asses

[cmednc]

best one ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've wanted to do that sooooooooo many times!

[salparadise63]

Agree with this. However, what if the bartender was smart enough to upsell? For example, the minute the d-bag orders tequila, just raise one eyebrow, look him in the eye and say, "Petron?" Easy enough, right? And then the charge goes up by at least $2 per shot. In SF four shots of Petron would be $36. Well tequila would be $24. And yes, the margin is better on the premiums. So, not to be a pisser on the campfire, but, it is the bartender's responsibility to take control of the situation.

[toastco]

WTF is Petron? Do you mean Patron?

[salparadise63]

WFT is up with a spelling expert on the Internet? What do you want? A cookie?

[toastco]

No, I want to make you pronounce Courvoisier and throw a drink on you each time you get it wrong.

[salparadise63]

How about I take that Courvoisier bottle and shove it straight your ass?

[toastco]

How about you take the grammar as well as the spelling class?

[jeremy0574]

Dude! He ordered 4 shots of tequila but he wasn't specific so the bartender poured well tequila. Then the douche bag ordered Patron tequila and had the nerve to ask the bartender what he was going to do with the shots the douche bag ruined by not being specific. This really pisses bartenders off by the way.

[joyluvsmakeup]

i agree. if you dont specify the brand of liquor you want, you get well liquor. in a loud club serving hundreds of ppl throughout the night you're not gonna ask every customer what brand they want, you'd be backed up all night. as a bartender your goal is to work as quickly as possible.

[peperyda01]

No, for first he asked for 4 shots of tequila then for 4 other kind of shots what u cant hear properly but not tequila for sure did u see he poured the other ones of a different kind of bottle?!?!

[MrDetwaa]

I don't get this one! someone explain it to me pleeez?

[LookItsTerence]

well i think its like this,

that one guy asked for 4 shots.

the bartender gave it to him and the guy asked for 4 more.

so he gave it to him and then the guys is all like, what are you gonna do with the first 4?

which is the stupid part because the first four are what he asked for and hes acting as if he never asked for those.

[toastco]

Not really. He asked for 4 shots of tequila. Which to a bartender means rail tequila. Customer see's it's rail, gets pissy and demands Patron tequila. It's like asking for a hamburger, then saying you wanted a Big Mac. Happens all the time, which is why when someone asks me for shots of (whiskey, vodka, whatever) I ask what kind they would like. Usually they order something call, because ordering rail shots is for cheap ass losers (or so they think).

[pdd420]

Even though people who order cheap ass shit tip better than yuppy's who ask for Patron or Milagro.

[donteandrashun]

does it matter if its cheap or not mr i want to fit in? some of the cheap shit get you drunk just as much as the expensive shit and tastes better.

[pdd420]

You apperently didn't read my post correct. I dont drink Top Shelf drinks. I was saying the people who order them are the assholes that don't tip. Is that better worded for you, DICKHEAD.

[klaytonrocks]

I'd like this guy as my bartender.

[surfbug1]

please make more....so funny

[0generationawesome0]

If you like these nutbags. Check out the Unibros episode one. Our latest spin off of The Bartender Hates You.

[ripe51]

fcukwits! :D this happens so many times, you've poured all the shots and the idiots start saying "no i wanted gold tequila, instead of silver" easy to deal with though, you just tell them they should have said that before and if they don't want to pay for it the bouncer will be happy persuade them to pay :)

[btrfly701]

definitely said patron. people do that shit all the time so that they can get free shots...hence why he asked what the bartender was going to do with the other shots

[LordOfCookies123]

Those 2 remind me of niko and roman from GTA IV

[Deiwea]

I was gonna say the same thing

[mhammarq]

He probably did say Patron but the guy coughed so they wouldn't get sued for product placement.

[juizjuizjuiz]

F**king beautiful.

[InTheQuietPlace]

I agree with canucklehead though, I was totally expecting him to charge the guy for all 8 after drinking them himself. That's what I woulda done! ;-)

[InTheQuietPlace]

No, he said "Hey Buddy, I want them FULL. That's why the bartender re-poured them with without the shot-counter

[mlui82]

no. he said he wanted Patron. as you can see, the bottle changed.

[MrsMe16]

What did he say he had asked for? The guy on the right coughed over that line.

[rysoad]

4 shots of tequila

[advres]

Patron

[GuyLafleur2]

i think he says : i want it to both.

So 4 shots each.

[iMMaBajUGgaL0]

definitely said "i wanted patron"

[hollyjaner]

awesome. wish i could do this.

[edguyrocks]

These Vids are so awesome. Why? Cuz they are very real life. Every one of them has happened to me. I didn't respond quite the same, but wish I would have! hahaha

[smallzabe]

let me get 1 shot of ret def...."red death" if here is any extra just leave the tin

[dosomethin888]

thats funny!!!!!

[canuckleheadmorgie]

would've been funnier if you showed him charge the guy for all 8 shots after doin the first 4 himself. classic move!!

[DISPONETTPRODUCTION]

f-ing great guys keep it up