Tebow goes biblical on Steelers, shows up haters

[fuhoes]

Tim Tebow has love and respect for the poor and sick unlike the dark side hateful people.

[morda567]

And Tom Brady got rapped by New York Giants Defence in SB! ha

[ambigroove]

And than into the real god in Tom Brady who put up 38 points in one half against them.

[krazygreen]

Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!

[DanteG9298]

How did I get here?

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[233259]

This video should help demonstrate why religion is a bit silly. Thinking there is some magical man who is at war with the devil (and his demons) and who sends angels to help out certain humans.

[SgtPepper96034]

funny as fuck!

[BortPlate]

Xavier Stone 

[RichHersey]

Thumbs up if you didn't understand either.

[Ando9233]

this video is so fucked

[tenyuji]

"Crucified" huh? Coincidental word there,desu.

[attiyeh422]

wtf. and what the hell is with the atheist trolls. its getting old

[smwest95]

This video is absolutely hilarious! I love the japs!

[ohemeffgeee]

@smwest95 Taiwanese*

[therealIzanzz]

Atheist are jews

[DBC4Gaming]

@therealIzanzz Atheists are people who don't believe god. Jews are Jewish. There's a difference.

[numbertwocollective]

all i gotta say is Matthew 6:5-6 is a bit of the bible Tebow should check up on...

[finn3s]

this is so stupid. It is not like that. Tebow asks God to help him in the game not to win the game. It doesn't mean that God is helping him, Tebow just had a big heart and a belief that takes him far. Read "The Heart of a Champion" and then talk shit

[mjonas10]

God - "Fuck child prostitutes and leukemia victims, I'm going to focus my holy power on this guy and his sports career."

[markscx426]

@mjonas10 God doesnt use profanity

[LionDen8]

Mortal Kombat

[DioDinero]

I laughed, so goddamn hard

[bloodguiltsolution]

Whoa!!! Whoa!!! Whoa!!!!

 is this what they show on the news in CHINA???

I saw one of these on TIGER woods, Bret Farve, and Mel Gibson

[ExpressiveBeats]

@bloodguiltsolution no its a joke... nobody outside of america really watches american football =z

[nicklovesjesus1]

Atheism doesn't even really exist. Its just a lie so people can live how they want and not make changes in their life. The more science advances the more scientists are stepping up one by one admitting that there must be a God. Atheism is the weakest argument out there these days.

[marcianoskate]

@nicklovesjesus1 not sure if poe's!!

[captainpanic08]

@nicklovesjesus1 That isn't even vaguely true. The enormous, overwhelming majority of scientists are atheists, particularly in relevant fields like biology, and this is something which has risen in the last century. There is statistical evidence of this, and it isn't hard to find.

[nicklovesjesus1]

@captainpanic08 That isnt even vaguely true.

[TenInchBig]

@nicklovesjesus1 I could eat alphabet soup and shit out a better argument, seriously, where the fuck do you get your facts

[jonathend20]

Tom Brady's fate is now in Satan's hands. Literally!!

[jonathend20]

Tom Brady's fate is now in Satan's hands. Literally!!!

[UnrealMastermind]

I dont like Tebow as a quarterback at all. But even after saying that, you guys know that Tebow said that even he doesnt think god helps him win any games.

[OrganizedZombie]

Guys, I really wish you would stop arguing about religion. Live and let live.

[12stoneburner]

@metalslugxBTB have fun in hell

[metalslugxBTB]

@12stoneburner Give me evidence hell exists.

[GreenJesus423]

Once again.....rich people using stupid people's belief in god to make more money.

[SirGeorge8600]

@GreenJesus423 are you an idiot? Most of the 1% in this country is religiously conservative, and I say that as an un-biased atheist. Since when does being rich=smarts in science in this country? People make millions upon millions if not billions from investments in the most random things or natural resources which harm our planet. Some simply from playing sports or acting. All the while Nobel laureates barely receive a million. Scientist salaries are actually quite low.

[cowdude43]

lets all just say the big bang theory was made from god

[TenInchBig]

When people see Tebow pray, I Laugh, because it's just funny to know that his managers and employers are all making shit tons of money off of retarded Christians.

[chepegallo18]

@thereaISIimShady

[thereaISIimShady]

no, the lesson that we should do those things simply because they're the right thing to do

[killerkerara]

@thereaISIimShady Why do you need a 2000 year old book to tell you that?

[thereaISIimShady]

@killerkerara nobody said we do

[porfabore]

yeah, like jesus christ or god had anything to do with a fucking foot ball game either way.........

Im sure god wanted the steelers to lose..are people that simple minded and ignorant to think God puts his hands in a foot ball game.....Please, Inhale more beer and chips and choke on a chicken wing..maybe you did come from apes.

[broncofanman91]

These clips they do, never disappoint. If you think this is great, also check Conan's peanut reenactment of the final play.

[animecha]

@vincent15641 so when the world is still here in 2021 are you finally going to stop believing in end of the world bullshit or are you just going to pick another date?

[vincent15641]

@animecha If the world does not end in 2020, I will throw the Bible away. That is how confident I am that these parallels are not coincidences.

[Scalpking47]

@vincent15641 ww2 had parallels, so did the crusades. the crusades started in the year 1000 because they thought it was the end times.

[xWhiteStripe1x]

@vincent15641 OP won't deliver.

[animecha]

@vincent15641 How about instead of that you give up things that make no sense like believing the end of the world is on a specific date or any other conspiracy theories and just enjoy your religion without believing things your religion never actually said? Just a thought

[jeepwanker]

those chinks are funny :D

[turbodaze]

Crucifying Tim Tebow on a cross is just morally wrong! Offended by that.

[JTnine78]

Just pause this garbage and click dislike. You're welcome.

[Lolitsrenzo2]

Wtf did I just watch?

[LyleVertigo]

If I was a handegg, would not want Tim Tebow.

[w4w4w4d]

BEST VIDEO EVVVEEEER.. CHECK OUT MINE :)

[Hexl702]

Tebow aint thanking gawd on his knees -- he's begging forgiveness! Sunday

is supposed to be a day of rest and there he is,

working it like a sinner.

Its bad enough hes working at all on the sabbath, but to do it well -- thats compounding the sin, so he's pleading for mercy!

[xXGermszXx]

tebow happy he beat a terribly injured steelers team. he is not a good quarter back at all, he's so obvious and he is no pocket passer, i will admit the wild card game was the only game i've seen tebow actually play decent other than that he is terrible believe it or not.

[trex554]

r/atheist = Bill Maher LMAO! GOD ROCKS!

[LVCrocky]

@scalpking47 im not rooting against tebow i happen to lioke the kid ive stated that on many tebow vids past few months just because im an atheist dont mean im against him i love his workout ethic heart desire will to win clean cut living no drugs booze other vices all thats great i respect him for that i do have my ?? on him making it long term at qb in nfl but the steelers game was big improvement he has all other tools he needs to work on his arm i relate to him on some fronts but not on myths

[Joobs0917]

Do you guys think the black guy crucifying Tebow was Steven A. Smith?

[jeepwanker]

foleetcheewah mothaa @uckazz GO BRONCOS!! :D

[Aassymcass]

It does make me mad when Tim Tebow wins. He's giving all the credit away.

[cheesegraterurine]

The accuracy of this video is amazing. When he throws to the angel the ball goes end over end.

[OzzyTripping]

i wonder how many bible bangers this clip made upset lol

[FireStrife]

r/atheism is a reference to a section (sub-reddit) on reddit.com that is for atheism.

[LVCrocky]

@the hype is absurd people have to live in reality i know its hard for alot of people who cant seperate mythology from reality need to believe in fairytales to cope with the harsh realities of everyday life and to cope with ones own personal mortality so man invents myths/gods/religions nothing to do with sports get a clue people! tebow good athlete good runner strong great desire heart all that still needs alot of work on his arm to make it long term at qb but did have his best game vs pitt

[Scalpking47]

@LVCrocky its hilarious how mad you atheists are getting. Im sure you will be happy when the Patriots beat em.

[zaurakdigis]

@Scalpking47 , it is offensive to equate football with the will of God. God could care less about who wins a wild card game.

[Scalpking47]

@zaurakdigis but you dont believe in God yet you know he doesnt care about football? Coaches used to have the whole team do a Tebow pose and pray before games. Nobody gave a fuck. That was before people thought they had the right to not be offended.

[zaurakdigis]

@Scalpking47 you assume me not worshipping Tebow means I have no belief in God.

You are an idiot.

[gabegx]

@zaurakdigis I'm not saying this was or wasn't divine intervention. But for arguments sake, lets say it was. You're right, it wouldn't be cuz God cares about "a wild card game" per se, It would be for God to show he is God and to because this is an essential part of his character:

"God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty."

It has nothing to do with God "liking" Tebow more, etc.

[iamtheRenegade3]

What the Hell did I just see?

[BeaglesRuleTheRoost]

Lol ive never viewed such a large mass of idiocy on one video. You tebow fans are clueless, youre the reason why people rip on him, you cram him down peoples throat to the point of vomiting then when people say "enough about tebow" you crucify and label them as "haters". Btw find a new word to use other than haters. Critics arent necessarily haters

[Scalpking47]

@BeaglesRuleTheRoost lol you are a hater.

[gabegx]

@BeaglesRuleTheRoost "Btw find a new word to use other than haters. Critics aren't necessarily haters."

Maybe you should try telling that to the whole pro-gay marriage "NoH8" crowd.

[2cool4svinie]

Where can i play this game?

[dvdfrnzwbr]

Steeler fans, How's our Tebowner taste!

[zaurakdigis]

@dvdfrnzwbr you should'nt worship false idols.

[Scalpking47]

@zaurakdigis no i thought i was responding to someone else.

[Dconquist]

I like how Satan is playing in Heaven....!?

[makareli]

Atheists aren't the dumb-asses that actually believe that earth is 6000 years old

[Haseo190]

@makareli That is called Creationism, not every Christian believes in it, stop spreading lies.

[MK2YT]

@makareli no where in the bible does it say that the world is 6000 years old. Im 45 years old and have never met a christian that belives that LOL! I guess you get all your info from Bill Maher! good source! Get a clue before you spew your intolerant hate and save the speech I am pro gay rights , don't try to fit billions of christians  into the same square peg. Its like saying all muslims are terorrist (which is stupid) its exactly what you are saying about christians. .

[thereaISIimShady]

@makareli I can't believe all you people who think Christians actually believe that the Earth is only that old.... like seriously how ignorant are you?

[trex554]

I heard people were looking in the clouds after the game and you can see number 15 in the clouds by the lights, and Halo's and stuff, plus all this 3:16 stuff... I would say God is a Tebow fan for sure!

[imblackdj]

God Rocks!!!

[goGyft]

Suck it, gaytheists.

[RBBLGAMERS]

Looks like God likes football. :)

[innismor11]

@RBBLGAMERS I dunno about football. Tebow? Yes, apparently He does like him.

[GriffinWiebel]

Is this how the Japanese think of Tim Tebow and the NFL? Those are some whacked up people...

[pumpkinsoul12]

@GriffinWiebel not knowing the difference between japanese and chinese,

2012

[AchornisGod]

time tebow?

[trex554]

This is the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life.... Those Crazy Japanese... WOW

[dlogsr]

@trex554 it's taiwanese.

[trex554]

@dlogsr ok, thanks not an expert on the different languages..... Those Crazy Taiwanese then... Very funny stuff can't stop LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[poedgon123]

freakin mormon ads!

[KillTheToy11]

0:23

And the LORD did favor the Broncos offensive line, and his angels did carry them unto the end zone, and it was good.

[blackmonday003]

@Sage80 no, now fuck off!

[jskaggs2008]

The jews are also being driven mad. Rabbi Joshua Hammerman of New York City said “If Tebow wins the Super Bowl, against all odds, it will buoy his faithful, and emboldened faithful can do insane things, like burning mosques, bashing gays and indiscriminately banishing immigrants. While America has become more inclusive since Jerry Falwell’s first political forays, a Tebow triumph could set those efforts back considerably.”

[magikman6386]

im full on atheist and while tebow does indeed make me want to throw shit at my tv, i am in tears at this video

[diggenFORpennys]

who the fuck made this?



[dabears10540]

hilarious



[Sage80]

It should've shown the 25 atheists that would dislike this video.

[blackmonday003]

People act like if he was the new messiah...how sad

[Sage80]

@blackmonday003 awww...did you throw your dawkins book at the monitor too?

[Hunkola]

QUESTION --- what does the " r/ " before the atheism mean ??

[chillhye]

i luv it... tebow goes asian

[sjayd87]

wtf

[HypaspistOrange]

lol wtf

[cpowell786]

What in the world did I just watch????

[makeshift13]

bwahahahaha.

[annisisbell]

80 YARDS - the longest pass ever. But did we hear about that from Shannon, Dan or Boomer. No they just made fun of Tebow. I'm glad Tebow got the last laugh and btw way, set an NFL record!!! Take that Hammerman, you hymie asshole.

[MisterDoctorE]

Each time Tebow scores, tens of thousands of children die... dissed by Je$u$

[Wolfsbane909]

What's John 3:16??

[tonsmthomas]

@Wolfsbane909 "For God so love the world that He gave His only begotten Son (Jesus) that whomsoever may believe in Him shall not die but have everlasting life."

[nabilionknight]

wtf sport is this?

[gnr2k5]

Is... is this real?

[SOULKINGSAMA92]

@gnr2k5 If you are wondering if there is a news group in Taiwan that has people animate things that happen and use them to make fun of the subjects, then yes it is real.

[IFknHateUTube]

lol u mad r/atheism dumbasses?

[mightycud]

@IFknHateUTube Nope. Videos like this just go to show the true ridiculousness of the Christian faith and those that follow it. umadbro?

[doom3134]

@IFknHateUTube It's too bad the world isn't 6000 years old and it isn't flat, eh? And plus the fact that Jebus cares about a baseball game and not about important things.

[MK2YT]

@doom3134 you guys do realize that no wher ein the bible or in any Christian teaching says that the world is 6000 years old or flat or that god cares about sports right?

[doom3134]

@MK2YT You do realize it's in the bible right? Daniel 4:10-11 Earth is flat in bible. Shut up now stupid Christian.

[kboanddbo]

@doom3134 You do realize that Danil 4: 10-11 is about a vision that Nebudchadnezzar had, right? If you're going to quote the Bible then use it in context, and make sure it actually pertains to your argument.

[doom3134]

@kboanddbo Isn't the vision supposed to be from I don't know..... The evil god in your bible, what's his name oh, Jehovah.

[kboanddbo]

@doom3134 He was describing his vision of a tree. He said it was visible "to the ends of the Earth." Those are not the words of God, they are the words of Nebudchadnezzar. That phrase comes from the assumption that the Earth is flat by the observations and understanding of man, and is never once acknowledged in the Bible because it has no relevance to any story or lesson. I know you aren't a Christian and I honestly don't care. But read up on your argument, unless you like being an ignoramus.

[doom3134]

@kboanddbo A tree that can be seen everywhere, really? Oh and not to mention the verses condoning slavery, mass murder, rape, stoning of homosexuals, stoning of rape victims, stoning of witches, stoning of anyone who disagrees.

[kboanddbo]

@doom3134 1. Way to take it literally, because everything in the Bible is literal and without symbolism. (Hint: I'm being sarcastic). 2. What about them? They are in the Old Testament, which I (along with a lot of other Christians) find fault with. I never once said the Bible was perfect, did I? Did I say that I believe everything in it? Your argument is valid against fundamentalist Christians, but is completely irrelevant when arguing against somebody with a brain in their skull.

[doom3134]

@kboanddbo I am arguing against somebody without a brain in their skull. And if you don't believe everything in it, you are just painting the Mona Lisa without the smile.

[kboanddbo]

@doom3134 So you're saying the Bible is bad, but if a Christian chooses to question the validity of certain passages then that makes them a bad Christian. You're apparently under the assumption that all Christians believe blindly everything the Bible says. Your argument has no foundation to stand on. I think we're done here.

[doom3134]

@kboanddbo My foundation is this, you are painting the Mona Lisa without the smile. If you are going to question some of it, why not question all of it?

[kboanddbo]

@doom3134 I do question all of it. Also, idioms don't support an argument in any way. If you're going to argue with me then use evidence. Although I've already defeated any evidence you might be able to use in this specific instance.

[doom3134]

@kboanddbo You want evidence of slavery in the bible, and you did defeat that one, let me know if you want evidence of slavery, mass murder, rape, etc in the bible, I'll be glad to oblige and get it.

[kboanddbo]

@doom3134 I am aware of the passages that include these subjects. However, no part of the Bible condones these acts. You logic seems to be that if a subject is acknowledged then it must be condoned. What you are doing is called sensationalism.

[IFknHateUTube]

@doom3134 hahaha yeah, u mad as FUCK

[doom3134]

@IFknHateUTube I'm mad? No. I just make a hobby out of laughing at people like you. Ha. Ha. Ha. Hear that? That was the sound of a jolly good laughing festive.

[IFknHateUTube]

@doom3134 lol clearly mad, u tryin so hard ur not convincing ne1

[doom3134]

@IFknHateUTube Jolly good chap, jolly good. Now get back to your rock in the ground then!

[IFknHateUTube]

@doom3134 I'm not ur chap, bro. U so mad u cnt evn c wuts in frnt of u

[doom3134]

@IFknHateUTube Now now old chap, have a little bit of tea, it will be a ball I promise!

[TenInchBig]

@IFknHateUTube and apparently your so mad that you can't spell

[TenInchBig]

@IFknHateUTube holy shit, your only argument is saying he's mad, I don't know if anyone else noticed this but I think being a twelve year old on youtube is starting to become a disease

[Rerpism]

@IFknHateUTube what is r/atheism?

[metalslugxBTB]

@IFknHateUTube You believe that the Earth was created in 7 days, and you're calling people dumbasses?

[thereaISIimShady]

@metalslugxBTB the percentage of christians that actually believe the earth was made in seven days is less than one... so you sir are the dumbass

[metalslugxBTB]

@thereaISIimShady What makes the book of Genesis false yet the New Testament valid? Is there a super bible committee that has meetings and agrees which parts of the Bible they will believe in and which parts they will not. If you believe the book of Genesis is a fairy tale, then you're not a Christian.

[thereaISIimShady]

@metalslugxBTB wow it shocks me how incredibly ignorant and uniformed you are. please do your research before you come on here trying to sound smart

[metalslugxBTB]

@thereaISIimShady

1. It was sarcasm.

2. Answer the fucking question. Is the book of Genesis false or factual?

[kong0lol]

@thereaISIimShady hey great argument! I like how specific you were

[thereaISIimShady]

@metalslugxBTB thats a stupid question. Pretty much all Christians believe that much of Genesis is metephorical rather than factual; that whats most important are the moral lessons thought in them, not whether snakes actually had four legs that were taken off by God one day.

[kong0lol]

@thereaISIimShady The moral lessons? Do what I say or burn, BURN

[metalslugxBTB]

@thereaISIimShady The whole bible is metaphorical you genius. I figured that would when I was 8 years old in Sunday school. Some people catch on faster than others I guess. One can use some of the stories of the bible for moral guidance but that doesn't make God exist homie...

[metalslugxBTB]

@IFknHateUTube Not mad just curious... You don't believe in the bible yet you're a Christian? That is fascinating. The holy book of Genesis is the word of God kid, don't take it lightly.

[IFknHateUTube]

@metalslugxBTB hahaha this faggot so mad he putting words in every1s mouth. I'm from reddit argue with me i can torch strawmen like a motherfucker herp derp lol

[IFknHateUTube]

@metalslugxBTB Yeah because that's exactly what I said. y u so mad though?

[86MPacheco]

@metalslugxBTB lol, and what do you believe? Something came from nothing?

[metalslugxBTB]

@86MPacheco Oh here we go with the retarded creationist argument of "SOMETHING FROM NOTHING BUT DATS DUM DUM DERP..."

It's not that I believe we came from nothing. I just don't have enough evidence to determine the origins of the universe. Instead of submitting myself to intergalactic sky gods like Christians, I wait with an open mind and look at facts, not fantasy. So tell me, where did God come from? Or did he exist forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever dumbass?

[TenInchBig]

@metalslugxBTB Dude, I just want you to know that I support everything you say

[metalslugxBTB]

@86MPacheco Oh by the way, next time you pray ask God what he made the Sun out of. My memory is a little shady from the church's attempt to indoctrinate me but I think I remember all he did was say "Let there be light..." and then the most massive and powerful celestial body of our Solar system began heating our insignificant planet with radiation sent over 90 million miles MAGICALLY appeared. THAT is creating something from nothing. Your "God" is the retard here, not the infidels...

[tone7ate9]

@metalslugxBTB You believe we came from apes? Then why are there still apes?

[TenInchBig]

@tone7ate9 If you are going to argue over evolution on the internet, learn evolution, then maybe we'll listen to you morons

[tone7ate9]

@TenInchBig I'm a physics major. Suck my dick