HELP ME!! BIGGER TURKEY

[SuperMapleBrick]

WHYYY ... just whhyyyyy

[evanextreme]

Rocco. What have you done /watch?v=zOl2g7UhUDI

[GorillaSnackz]

Mowtendoo owes you one.

[PheonixWrightZx]

Another call of duty game being released!? Turkey's Reaction = This video.

[SeksYxBoI]

It fuckin cries.. thats fuckin scary as fuck

[StarryHeavens123]

I go all ''ASDFASGDHFSAGDSAFSAFDFD'' when i hear this horrible noise.

[Roosterium]

@StarryHeavens123 cool story

[galientdomo454]

HELP ME!! Biggest Turkey ????

version 4 exclusive????

Come on Rocco, I'm giving you great ideas.

[xavierdominicerrol]

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA



[omfggoodwill1234]

0:38 He's the mastermind behind this cruelty

[mysticcrimson]

I want one.

[DarthWobbey]

That's OK, I wasn't planning on sleeping this month anyway.

[thedoubler67]

A wild turkey appeared!

Turkey wants to battle.

[Phr3nos]

Damn you, Subway! From now on, just Ham, no Turkey.

[niconotrollea]

jajajaa la wea diabolica

[StFuzz]

Being a turkey is suffering.

[orez30]

JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING

[grassmonster]

turkey....its clearly a chicken

[FlubbahProductions]

HoNk

[farahmariokartwii]

@FlubbahProductions uH,,,,GAMZEE ?

[GreenkirbyJapan]

@FlubbahProductions MiRaClE cHiCkEn, BrO. :o)

[ElanoreTheScout]

@FlubbahProductions uH,,, gAMZEE WHY ARE YOU POSSESSING THE POOR FEATHERBEAST?

[Lailainai]

@ElanoreTheScout D--> I believe that the Highb100d is attempting to summon the MiRaClE ChIcKeN

[ElanoreTheScout]

@Lailainai oH,,,

wHATS A MIRACLE CHICKEN?

[Lailainai]

@ElanoreTheScout D--> I do not have the capacity to tell you what it is

D--> I simply understand that it Makara is summoning it

[ElanoreTheScout]

@Lailainai uHHHH,, oKAY THEN,,,

[keaton223]

@FlubbahProductions fuck homestuck

[ElanoreTheScout]

@keaton223 fuck your shit :B

[keaton223]

@ElanoreTheScout jesus christ, like the most annoying fandom ever i swear

[ElanoreTheScout]

@keaton223 the fan base does it no justice but it's still really good.

[Wompuz]

Where can I order one of these?

[ZachiswakYT]

sounds like derrick screaming

[VonDelano]

:O

[xTHExQx]

Gym Battle Vs. Turkey

[Bloigen]

I own one of these.

[Calcium011]

Can you say nightmare fuel? I knew you could...

;^;

[normantweeter]

How did they manage to make a toy that sounds just like my nightmares?

[HillDueceua]

kind of sounds like my girl when we're doing it

[silverwar360]

@HillDueceua well, im not going to say now that i guess that this thing is...whoops, too late

[SierraFoxOne]

@6Dragon6Software Maybe before that, it wouldn't be a bad idea to go to English class.

[SierraFoxOne]

@6Dragon6Software Make a spelling mistake while writing an English sentence = Need English lesson. Make no spelling mistake while writing an English sentence = Need Spanish lesson?

Why so angry, amigo?

- The "sir-est" kid ever.

[SierraFoxOne]

@6Dragon6Software I wasn't aware we were playing some kind of game, but I'm sure my mother will be thrilled to hear I didn't lose to some crazy foreigner.

Oh, and it's spelled "genius."

I really would like you to consider going to English class before you check yourself into the loony bin.

[GoldKnightProduction]

.....I love the Japanese. :3

[Dissadrio]

Don't worry, it's just his mating call.

[JHall1294]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[ARNGRIMPRO]

I want one... DAMN!

[DpbProductionz]

i want to punch it in the face

[ButterManProductions]

I WANT ONE!

[DragonZeara]

hmm. so this is a toy based on 90% of new singers today?

[1983parrothead]

That looks more like a chicken. I even used to have a chicken one that looked nearly exactly like the one in this video, and I used to use it during pep rallys in high school. About a year or two ago, its rubber dried out, making it easy to fall apart, so I trashed it.

[andrewrobotbuilder]

A turkey hyperventilating because it saw the word 'attack' on the machine -.-

[shefon84]

The tiger in the background: Soon...

[nintenjuice]

Hey this is better than justin biber

[XHolyPuffX]

Sounds like something from dead space..

[Kekira]

It sounds like it's dying a sad slow painful death.

[GameFreakDude]

i have a toy dinosaur that makes the same sound

[MrChristopherCourage]

@GameFreakDude - Was it by any chance a Pink Triceratops?

[GameFreakDude]

@MrChristopherCourage YES WHO ARE YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

[MrChristopherCourage]

@GameFreakDude - Ha-ha, what a co-incidence!!

I had one when I was younger too, and it provided many hours of amusement. I remember if you squeezed it REALLY hard, the thing would go supersonic before slowly coming down to it's usual 'dying groan' pitch.

I wonder why they put such a thing in a Triceratops plush though. Anyway, you can Google 'Fisher Price Triceratops Plush' and find it. Although, the only one there is a green one unfortunately.

[GameFreakDude]

@MrChristopherCourage wait no! it is not a triceratops but instead a stegosaurus with purple stuff on his back YOU LOSE

[MrChristopherCourage]

@GameFreakDude - Oh yeah, that's the one!

Although I don't think it's a Stegosaurus either. A Stegosaurus's head is very small in comparison to the toy, and it isn't a Triceratops because they have horns. I'm not too great with dinosaurs, but all I can say is that it *looks* like a Triceratops without it's horns lol.

But man, that thing looks camp now that I've seen it again - it looks like the 80's threw-up all over it!

[GameFreakDude]

@MrChristopherCourage it's hideous and i love it

[MrChristopherCourage]

@GameFreakDude - I concur!

[SilentValtiel8]

So the cock goes in the mouth??

[AxReborn11]

that sounds like someone crying while being raped its fucking scary

[Tyras612]

0:38

creepyface ._.

[Jamesaldinho]

Imagine the looks you got..

[basechung]

@Jamesaldinho In Japan?

[Jamesaldinho]

@basechung True haha.

[Naverpace]

Man, i dont know if its cause im sick and with fever today, but i laughed my ass off to this.

[cherrybabe121]

Tavros sex noise.

[Smithburg01]

The worlds most ineffective rape whistle

[headcrabwarrior6161]

As Seen On: Gangsta Gang

WTF

[MeganekkoKelly]

Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?

[HunterLunter]

i love you

[pungentstench91]

Oh God.

It sounds like it's screaming, can you not see this thing haunting you at night with that weird ass squealy noise shit?

[ELLISAP0CALYPSE]

@pungentstench91 LOLz That would be a problem tho. :)

[thedancemetaltwins]

The cry of utter pain.

[thebitterkiwi]

where can i buy one, i need this in my life

[panictopaz21087]

new lavender town remix!

[Vheeri]

Burger and Fries. Turkey edition

[awmowpal]

can someone say drunk?

[StanTheManCyclone]

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUHUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[TofumanxD]

aside from that screaming i want that alpaca plushie in the back

[NeuralNeutrality]

I feel strangely aroused...

[Poopenheimer6746]

That is one fucked up dildo.

[TheExpiredCow]

@Poopenheimer6746 This video was horrible. Untill I saw your comment, I almost died.

[FoolyCoolyMabase]

THAT TURKEY IS SERIOUSLY SUFFERING GUYS, DON'T LAUGH, IF THE PETA SEES THIS VIDEO WE'RE FUCKED

[Dracodeumonis]

@FoolyCoolyMabase

I say, 'let 'em see it', and count how many of their members laugh at this video.

[roborave]

@FoolyCoolyMabase Too late, they already thumbed the video down.

[demonlucario]

sounds like anal porn

[Furlockthe666th]

Oh my gods, I laughed so hard I started crying. XD

[Djchamploo132]

"GET ME OUTTA HERE, GET ME OUTTA HERE YOU GUYS"

[SmashLiXs]

sounds like it wants to be put out of his miserery. kind of sounds like bieber too

[SSFF6B]

Thank you for the new TF2 Micspam. Love, SSFF6B

[MrPikminmaster]

@SSFF6B Cookie for you sir.

[HLSDK]

Best toy EVER!

[theplungineer]

have you ever treid to put your dick in that thing

[littlemizzSJ]

I neeeeed one of these!!! :P Where did you get it? D:

[DrCrashMD]

:O

[bloodsuckern]

what the fuck is rocco doing there

[RutilusVolpes]

Why do I like this so much.

[lolitsManni]

This sounds like the hookers I keep in my basement when I remove their ball gags.

[GhostReconGuy]

BILLY AND HIS TIME BELT! AGGGGHHHH

[NosekeTV]

0:25 Server out of line Please try again later.

[PrincessXxJessica]

i want 1.. :(

[qpOffBeatPanda999]

time for a techno remix Bitch

[xDOLPHINTV]

i saw this video a long time ago. i just realised that rocco made it. now it all makes sense

[kensei108]

lolwut

[Hepathos]

oh god kill it allready it's in pain

[Nostalgamagic]

KILL IT

[sFDarkKarbon]

Nah it sounds like derrick in the force unleashed video

[ejj127productions]

WHITE TIGER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[okamirules]

rocco is getting some ideas with the mouth

[owen1150]

the new male pleasuring tool

[richay1]

i want 1

[SamuraiPaul]

that was the best sound. I want to hear that sound somewhere in a video in the future. plz

[13gamerbullet]

@SamuraiPaul Check out "Gym battle Vs. Turkey" "Turkey X" and whatever else is out there! xD BTW, Gym Battle Vs. Turkey is im the related! :)

[hehu42]

THIS IS ME IRL

[RoShAnOWNEDyou]

lol WTF!?!

[gibz95]

ohhh dear! lol

[iownu92]

You can get these at spencer gifts now

[infectedflinch]

Oh my.

[CightonProductions]

0:15

Squeezed it too hard. XD

[clotario1]

It's so redonkulous, I think I want one.

[merryrogue]

I thought Shawn was behind you doing Marcus' voice or something. Wow. Japanese toys are definitely interesting.

[BaronVonRosco]

i laughed so hard at the noise lol

[japanezeboi]

The perfect stocking stuffer?

[gumgumningen]

HELUUUUUUU!

[greekdude247]

If the only mouth was a little bit bigger...

[ItsBenRichey]

Its got a pretty mouth..

[Nicsho]

I gotta get me one of those!

[LordDemise]

Rocco show us those pearly white teeth :[

[bearscrotch]

sounds like rape

[MichaelWatt]

Wtf every single related video is High School Musical..

Is there a Bigger Turkey in HSM?

[Asradi]

0:19 tiger caught that turkey

[eldenc]

You guys are good at those crame machines.

[GrayOldMan13]

The perfect cramers?

[GH2champ16]

Anyone notice the related videos are all highschool musical vids

[DarkTeim]

Yeah, what the hell?

[Marine54x]

Dan Paladin chocking his chicken. Doesn't surprise me, he isn't ever going to get a girlfriend in the first place.

[lastmondaypast1]

you gotta bring one of them back for the podcast. that shit is hilarious.

[SCorpse123]

slaughterhouse?

[gmanleader0]

you should totally hide in the bush with that thing and wait till people walk by you and then make that sound, seriously xD

would scare the fuck outta people!!

[REVULSIVE]

It sounds like Garret when he laughs.

[willfox12345]

dont fucking tell PETA.

[roninoutlaw]

Dan Paladin practicing for his upcoming role in Hostel 3.

[11stoutd]

SOUNDS LIKE MARCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The610925]

Dan Paladin mastered Choking that Chicken

[magicrobotunicorn]

new Katy Perry single?

[Andreas0047]

@magicrobotunicorn I think its more of a katy perry featuring lady gaga hit

[meowkie]

@magicrobotunicorn laughing forever...+100 internets to you.

[ALMYCorporations]

i actually thought it was screaming

[doddy910]

Dan Paladin is a monster.

[spamspaz]

This sounds like Derrick at the end of Billy and his Time Belt.

[MrJigglypuff1]

I wish I was in Japan with you and Dan. D:

[NachoVidio]

It sounds like you kicked a mascot in the groin, and his screams and cries for help are all muffled

[flamingbunnyrabbits]

Stalker TIger is stalking.

[jvemPiRe14]

rest in peace all the men who died in ww2

[MrChrisMad]

Yeah you did the skit its good!

[CheeseMoe13]

nailed it.

[Gahndi007]

meh show some more turkey footage maybe?

[Rolacon]

0_o

[BenjaminEllett]

A couple more sizes up on that turkey and you wouldnt hear it scream :P

[amphibianTEEF]

that turkey is sad. it wants pepperlunch part 3.

[benxander]

Thats all very well Rocco, but what happened to:

"Pepperlunch Part III The 3D Extravaganza Experience"

[Vleesball]

Meh.. show some game footage maybe ?

[Rolacon]

Yea I know seriously

[MrGtD]

turkey alarm