The Apple

[AceOfHeart2012]

Ol' Spock is getting his ass kicked in this episode. With the lightning strike that's three times he's hit the deck. I say he deserves a raise.

[Demithegoddess]

I don't understand Captain Kirk's way of thinking. It seems to always be the same. "Wow. This planet is beautiful, peaceful, the people are happy, immortal, and perfectly content . . . . . let's fuck it up for everyone then leave and let them deal with the problems that occur because of it."

Does anyone else notice that?

[Demithegoddess]

Have you ever noticed, when the words 'We're not going to hurt you', or 'I'm not going to hurt you' it's after Kirk's just punched someone and someone ALWAYS has a phaser pointed at their head ready to fire?

[bigjames88]

lol red shirts, worse uniform to be assigned to when shit hits the fan.

[fran2419]

Red means dead think M.Night saw this and saw dead people.

[utscuba]

"What is love?"

. . .baby dont hurt me. . .

I love how Chekov immediatly walks over anh grabs That red shirt lady.

[neveruse513]

a red shirt is a god damn death sentence.

[StefanSama45177]

"A paradise controlled by computer..." "The Apple..."

Looks like Steve Jobs has finally done it.

[LNMagic]

@StefanSama45177 If only world domination on this planet were so easy.

[aangelangel189]

LOL @ Spock trying to explain sex.

[MetallicaFan035]

Lol I want a blue apple

[TheWatchGoesTick]

haha first 3 minutes im seeing like 6 redshirts.........this should be fun.

[Kreityl]

Awww poor spock poisoned hit by a force field and lightning made to give *the talk* laughed at and then compared to satan Ahh what a great episode lol

[DawnHeart15]

Anybody else love Star Trek dramatic close ups? XD

[ILuvGuyzWhoCanSing1]

wow. kirk gets SOOO mad at chekov for flirting, when kirk does that in every other episode!

[Masturbov]

Hot-looking chick in this episode, too. Chekov was hitting it, much to Kirk's dismay, no doubt. For his limited roles in this series, Chekov got some tail, certainly more than Sulu. Looking back, that was our first clue that Sulu had switched teams.

[MetallicaFan035]

@Masturbov lol switched teams, thats funny.

[EverlastingDaydreame]

"Yes, the Garden of Eden was just outside of Moscow." Ahhh, Chekov. *loves* XD



[violinmerchant]

Dude, Spock is this episode's bitch

[SuDokuMaster]

"What were you trying to do, get yourself killed? You know how much StarFleet has invested in you?

"1,220..."

"Nevermind"

[jimmbo118]

Good Lord,Kirk just decked an oompa loompa!

[3link1]

I never realized just how much Futurama borrowed from 'Star Trek'. They should sue 'Futurama' for copyright infringement.

[3link1]

I love how Spock tries to answer when Kirk asks if he knows how much the Federation has invested in him.

[batbawls]

"An analysis should prove interesting" (causal toss) BOOM.

[The1trekkie]

so now i cant watch it!!!!!!!!! nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooo

[The1trekkie]

at around 22 it doesnt load it just stops

[MrSpockZilla1]

48:57 - 49:25

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh that's just funny.

[Axel15810]

the description of these episodes always gives it all away...we aren't supposed to know its a computer until halfway through...:(

[Yoshi741852]

omg! scotty was fired! 8O and poor spock. :(

[PrinceFX]

No harmful interference from the sun. What is the tan on these people then :s

hilarious ending btw :p

[PrinceFX]

22:26 - Spock looks like the spock from the 2009 Star Trek movie

[mcqueenfanman]

Anyone notice that David Soul plays Makora, the guy who was learning how to kiss at around 35.00, monkey see, monkey do style.

[lonelygeorgeturtle]

I love how when spock took the thorns 4 kirk he gets mad :P

[cburz69]

Spock really gets it in this episode.

[MsNbdy]

Whoa! at 20:38 did kirk just threaten to FIRE Scotty? Not that It'd matter seeing as they'd all be dead...

[cyberzonie]

Theres plenty of redshirts in this episode to die

[csiLover889]

ok i'v heard this line a lot but i don't know what episode it's from. " Very funny scotty, Now beam down my cloths" i would love if somebody told me what episode its from

[marianware]

@csiLover889 That's just a joke. Those words were never spoken in the Star Trek Franchise.

[SpaceNerdGo4Launch]

look at all the dudes in red... do they not realize their unavoidable fate?!

[GodIsArEdsoXfan]

Spock is so amazing the way he can just sort of be struck by lightening (that just killed someone), be knocked down by a force field and be hit in the chest with poison flower darts (that just killed someone) and just be able to walk it off.

[OliverKrystal]

Why wasn't it a red gourd that they smashed?

[SwindlesAndSchemes]

6:01 O Lady Redshirt, you are so expressive.

[aeternamente13]

6:49 There's a fork in the road! A fork! (get it?)

[Kittiesrway2cute]

William Shatner was so hot.

[KCOliver1960]

Two interesting things. The actor playing the leader of the natives was the original voice of the cartoon superhero Birdman and the babe actress playing the yeoman will show up a couple of episodes later as one of the bad guys.

[kittiekat10105]

I love how Spock yells "JIM!" instead of "Captain!" as he pushes Jim out of the way. See Spock? You do care!

[Undertaker18wwe]

Poor Spock no one understands his logic.

[dcbandnerd]

@Undertaker18wwe Though it's flawless.

[moshfists]

The humanoid moves like a cat. Maybe it's a Devil Woman...a la Cliff Richard. Whoa...she's got evil on her mind.

[Tinbuster00]

Find a heavy stick, come up behind the stranger and do this to their head. (SMASH!) It is a simple thing

LOL!!!!!!!!

[BassMisteress101]

Chekov: 43:19 - 43:32 Get back in there, NOW!

[BassMisteress101]

I enjoy the part where lightning strikes the redshirt, Kirk says,"take Cover!" and, instead of running off with bones and Spock, he runs off wth Chekov and his girlfriend! Threeway FTW!

[gamgee87]

Poor Mr. Spock is not having a good day...

[emeraldz07]

the captain is such a kidder

[igua9]

Sulu picked a good time for a vacation!

[shawnwoolsey117]

why would they beam in 17 km away from the town w

[smokeydirtcat13]

heavy stick my ass more like prehistoric ax

[smokeydirtcat13]

why in some episodes kirk has a green shirt and in some yellow?

oh and theres the dead red shirt

[b4ifly2paradise]

Variety, and more formal attire on special occasions.

[gamgee87]

@smokeydirtcat13 I read somewhere that his other shirt is greenish (chartreuse, technically) as well, but the type of cloth reflects color differently, so you can't see that it's different from the yellow shirts.

[Zalibaba]

Another episode, another culture destroyed ! Don't get me wrong, I like watching this stuff, it's just hilarious how most episodes are:

1) kirk beams down to a planet

2) kirk makes off with a woman (not this episode)

3) Kirk tells the inhabitants they are wrong

4) Kirk turns their civilization upside down

[DEATHBYFLYINGCDS]

@Zalibaba you forget the most important part of any episode

1.5) redshirt dies

2.5) redshirt dies

3.5) redshirt dies

[shortygirl2344]

i love chekov hes so cute haha

[igua9]

Apparently in the future there are lots of killer flowers.

[rosesfororion]

@igua9 These killer flowers also seem to absolutely hate Spock too...

[megglet514]

6:25 LOL

[traviskats0022]

Classic Kirk: "The Garden of Eden... with landmines."

[ridjf]

@traviskats0022 "Luckely my huge moobs make a great defence against explotions!"

[Bestmanme08]

Shatner dedication in great new book (Did these stories really happen?) at amazon!

[xxbeautybabesxx]

why doesn't the rock explode when Spock breaks it in half?

[HubertHoratio]

Vaul, Landru, same thing

[Sherlockrulez]

So...redshirt gets hit by poisonous darts and he dies. Another gets hit by lightening and he dies. Spock gets hit by both, and he shrugs it off and gets up. They should not be serving Vaul...they should be serving Spock.

[saitheninjedi]

@Sherlockrulez

Why of course, as it's only logical. LMAO!

[MxT4ever]

Yes, because Russia is warm and full of vegetation

[LuvDownOnBway]

When Kirk helps Spock up at 22:25, Landon and Chekov look at each in a "did you see that?" sort of way.

[BondFreek]

@LuvDownOnBway. They were reacting to the force sheld (you sicko). Actualy the scene was cut away inorder for the to senes to be combined. It's an old editors trick used to combine two senes that don't fit together.

[JackHauss]

VAUL

[JackHauss]

Vaul, we must serve Vaul.

[MsUH60]

I was so sad when Kirk hit the guy and he cried... T_T

[Rose10652]

Lol niraha.

And I wonder why Spock is pretty much the only one who is getting hurt.

[niraha]

Did Kirk just basically tell Spock that he looks like Satan? LMFAOOOOO!!

[Wolviesbabe89]

omg, im starting to feel bad for those red shirts....

[OrranWestenfluss]

This episode is like one long redshirt massacre. :O Yikes.

[Phoenix1Leader]

And so are all the female Vaal people!

[Phoenix1Leader]

Yeoman Landon is HOT!

[DeliriousGoomba]

Finally, a Yeoman that isn't a weakling.

[DeliriousGoomba]

Vahl- so obviously paper maiche!

[brucedavis76]

im gonna write a star trel novel called redshirts

it ll be a top seller

[otdtyh]

@brucedavis76 I'll buy it! :)

[anglimited]

Kick Some Butt Yeoman!!!

40:58 - 41:04

[julielaughs14]

31:48 Way to make it awkward, Yeoman, way to make it awkward.

(Although Spock trying to explain "it" made me laugh very very hard.)

[megglet514]

@julielaughs14 OMG JULIE!!!!!!how wierd is that!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH love you!!!!!i just got so excited!!!!

[julielaughs14]

@megglet514

Oh my crazy cousin. Aren't you glad I got you into the wondrous world of Star Trek? You may thank me later. XD <3

[McCoYiSaWsOmE101]

a......smoke machine

[TheRamenAvenger]

I like the way when the red shirts die they don't even try to revive them. They just take a look and say "he's dead" and move on. lol!

[bob5944]

Just gotta love the originals!

[OnePeicePiret]

MAN! red-shirts are dropping like fly's

[OnePeicePiret]

????? are you...having an internet conversation with yourself?

[Risuchan14]

aw man Akuta, don't be such a cockblock!

[corvis88]

interesting point: When they are talking about children, and Akuta doesn't know the term, Chekov's girlfriend says But when a man and woman fall in love. She is saying man + woman = lil babies, obviously. However, when she defines LOVE, she says Love is when two people are- Two PEOPLE. Not specifically a man and a woman, but just two people. That's a pretty damn awesome thing to just come out and say, especially in the 60's.

[SpicyTaco29]

bahaha

awkward birds and the bees talk XD

[Fang000]

Spock - "Captain, in each case this was unavoidable."

Kirk - "I could have prevented all of it."

Spock - "I don't see how."

Kirk - "Dammit Spock! I could have given him a different colored shirt!"

[zagoing]

Chekov is quite the ladies man.

[nightwing01]

@zagoing YEAH!! Kind of cool to see other cast get the women besides Kirt.

Plus, that actress is smoking hot!

[kachinababe]

Garden of Eden......with landmines!!!

[audioaesthetics]

XD Spock is really getting the beatdown in this episode...

[wanageeska]

too Kewl: 25:47 Kirk just mentioned separating the saucer section to get the ship outta orbit.. my nipples are hard!

[dancingjumpingbean]

manboobs dude: "Ah... yes the holding the touching... Vaal has forbidden that too"

bones: "Oh, there goes Paradise"

damn, i never realized bones had such a dirty mind before this

anyone else think that this is like laandru all over again, except for the exploding rocks, weird snake mouth, and guys with elvis presley hairdos??

[chicknumero1]

Phasers against lightning bolts? lol smart...

[MrVamp09]

what a shock the guys in the red v necks die security i belive

[phantomtrekkie9]

I love it I love it I love it!!!!

When that little yeoman is trying to be logical about "replacements" right in front of the three main guys... oh my gosh.

[coreroc2]

Kirk, Spock, and Bones kills me at the end of each episode

[nerad137]

Entire planet run by THE Apple. Too many jokes to even go there..

[starlost1957]

Best Buy are garbage Commercials interrupting Star Trek TV Programs

[serfky01]

Also, I hate hoe everyone on thid planet has that ugly orange color women get when they tan too much.

[JAVAGOIL]

They must be from that controversial show from New Jersey.

[serfky01]

I find it lazy that they have everyone everywhere speak English. They couldn't even pull some bullshit where the crew wears "translators" or something?

[ztwilli2]

@serfky01 like in that episode where kirk fights the giant lizard captain-they had translators

[zeldachix]

XD Chekov, we are not here to conduct a research experiment on human biology!

[KTAVERILL]

Is it just me, or is Spock just having a really bad day? He was poisoned, knocked on his Vulcan-ass and then zapped by lightning!

[Bobanort]

Val looks like a half buried Gamera.

[Bobanort]

He thanked spock for taking the darts for him. Right after spock stood up he said "thanks".

[dreamcatchr2006]

Ahahahaha! Oh, Spock.... <3

[Mizvictor07]

I have been watching this show non stop for the past few days, A NEW TREKKIE!! and I have learned. RED SHIRTS DIE, A LOT OF PEOPLE FROM OTHER PLANETS ARE HEALTHY ACCORDING TO DR. MCCOY, they visited 20th century a lot and sooo many planets are like earth.

[crazycoolone]

LOL!!

The planets that are Earth-like are called 'Class M Planets'.

The security in the red shirts are there to show us (the viewers) just how dangerous the  planets/ situations are. Other than Scotty & Uhura, be careful about getting too close to the security guards.

Welcome Mizvictor07 to the Trekkie Club!XD

[Mizvictor07]

THANK YOU!

When I am done with the movies I may be ready for to move on to the CONVENTIONS...where I can learn more from other trekkies

[happyasaclam4]

spocky!! <3

[XxAlmightyStanxX]

What the hell are you talking about? I ADORE Jim in this episode. This is Kirk's basic psychological makeup: to feel incessant guilt/worry over the death/injury over his crew, but has to hide or repress it because of his Capt. duties. Anyone with a clue can see that he was joking wit Scotty, especially since he was telling him to leave without them, & he freaked out over Spock, but he had to disguise his worry with "well..erm..you know how important you are to Starfleet" This is Trek 101 stuff!

[vfabs31]

where's sulu

[sidneydo5]

Four red-shirts, a new record...

[Wiiowner]

they got 4 red shirts in the last episode too

[tiemedown]

lol thats how he shows his affection, their his buddies

[jbranstetter04]

Captain Kirk: "What you create is your own, that is what we call freedom".

[jbranstetter04]

prufenful replied:

"lol capitalist liberal democracy"

Then he erased it for some reason.

[drumier]

it's vaul yet kirk say's vahl

[awesomeskates101]

Yeah Shatner says a lot of things weird like sabotage and Nazi

[TheTroubledTribble]

Phe...NOM..enal ACTING, Mr.... Shatner.

[Aceman516]

The rare green Shatner v-neck, beautiful

[Angiechan08]

The scene with Chekov and Landon in the garden made me go aww...who knew the Russian was so romantic?

[KuramaLoverBunny]

Did YOU? He went "but, thanks."

[KuramaLoverBunny]

Uhh, yeah he did thank Spock. And telling Scotty he's fire him was morbid humor.

[NewLifeInYHWH]

This is a bad day for Spock. Gets shot with darts, hit with force field and then struck with lightning.

[elvishjedi]

And laughed at, made to explain the birds and the bees and called the Devil. :D Rough day. :P

[NewLifeInYHWH]

hahaha, oh yeah I guess there was some insult added to his injury too. He should have written the sequel to the book "Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day"

[anomniaparatis]

Hahaha poor Spock

[eaglesgogirl]

@NewLifeInYHWH poor him :( gotta love him to bits

[shawnwoolsey117]

god dam the red shirts

[KuramaLoverBunny]

That's terrific. Not only do you blaspheme, but you also can't spell 'damn.'

[themadhare1]

I was in love with the fur bikini girl when I was 14..... never quite get over her

[Kool2beAnerd]

Spock = rich and sexy =) lol

[Bardlettt]

"What is love?"

Baby don't hurt me..

[RacerFishy]

Villager: Vhal has forbidden love.

McCoy: Well, there goes paradise.

Me: LOL!

[RacerFishy]

That lightning looks so fake.

[emflei]

Lol @ paper mache Vhal.

[HKfortyseven]

death to redshirts

[finnboy1967]

I had a room mate like the villiagers

[hacelepues]

hahaha

31:00 such an awk situation!!!

[RacerFishy]

I love all of their expressions! LOL!

[hacelepues]

She asks, and the camera just jumps back and forth. Kirk: *hmmm* Spock: *eyebrow* Bones: *uhhhhh* Kirk: *lol mad awks* I don't know her name...: *well....?* Kirk: *hah, uhhhhhh, SPOCK?* Spock: *eyebrow again* Bones: *woooooauhhhh* Kirk: *SUCESS* You know Kirk totally set that up. He feeds off of sexual tension!

[emiwright]

at 12:24 the "sky" the show totally does not match the "sky" of the background. :P

lol. i love u star trek!

[1weirdgurl]

Red Suit Ependable-EXPENDED! *He's Dead Jim*

[eddtoro]

the female leutenant did a nice job of kicking ass when women didn't fight on tv in the 60's.

[eddtoro]

I almost died laughing when spock thew the rock and kirk said "would you mind watching where you throw your rocks Mr. Spock?".

[emiwright]

poor Spock, first he almost dies from poison flowers, then he gets zapped by the force field, then everyone laughs at his name, then everyone expects him to give "the talk" to a whole planet.

IS THERE NO JUSTICE?!

:)

[sporks811]

and then he gets struck by lightning and compared to satan.

[JacopoDiotallevi]

I bet that big oompa loompa's direct brain-cell phone deally goes nuts every time Kirk whips out that communicator.

[blueskunk12]

When will they learn to avoid strange looking plants?!

Or at least get a ship's Botanist to check out everything before they beam down....

Botanist: "Approximately 47 meteres ahead and slightly to the left, there are some dangerous flora we would be wise to avoid."

Kirk: "We'll keep a safe distance from it"

Ensign Redshirt: "What's that over there?"

Kirk: "Ensign, get back here!"

McCoy: "He's dead Jim."

Hmm. Looks like it probably wouldn't matter.

[emiwright]

and then another red shirt walks 20 feet away and gets struck by lightning

[sergeantalpha]

Lol notice how uncomfortable all the guys det when the chick brings up reproduction

[MrFrodoBagginses]

Apparently "L formation" means to walk in single file.

[twhis]

ha, you're right! I forgot how hilarious this show can be :)

[ztwilli2]

@MrFrodoBagginses yeah! loers case "L"