HOW TO BE A CHOLO Diaries of a Vato Loco (Episode 1)

[candiwax]

r u from watts? cuza ur hat....

[daproblem760]

lmao i cant lie i found this extremely funny

[SuperMultiheartbreak]

i need a spanish-english dictionary.

[RascalPictures]

Some real jealous people commeting. Hey people just because you can't pull it off doesn't mean you can hate on a cholo

[sekretutka]

hot



[922Xavier]

I think he made a mistake it should be called "how to be a loser"

[CalliSaysRawr]

HAHAHAHAHA ! i freakin' love this funny shit !

[ediaz122]

Maaan these dudes cant just sit back and laugh or what? Someone always has shit to talk bro. I think this shits really funny dude. Good job.

[juanmitbol]

Puppet, you have to check out Hennessy Youngman on utube!

[ContemplatingCherry]

So is his name Puppet because all his friends put their hands up his ass?

[msalioop158]

NoChingesGuey

[bush322]

fckn haterz let him b hes got his own shyt so fck off faggots

[sissyrocks420]

HEY STOP TALKING SHIT ON HIM JRAMIEREZ3 IF U KEEP TALKING SHIT I GOT 6 brothers n a crazy ass homie but he is doning life dog but stop hatting on this guy not only is he fuckin cute but he is sick of this so called cholos like u acting like something they anit. it was hard living in the ghetto i was just a lil gurl walking around in dickes n convers with a buttin up shirt with my stomach showing thats a real CHOLA ~LIL LOCA LOVE~!!!!!!!

[sissyrocks420]

DAM he fine send him my way.....$INGEL....~LIL LOCA LOVE~! HIT ME UP!! RIVERSIDE xoxo

[Qvuelenpelos]

HAHAHA !!! NICELY DONE CHEECH MARIN, YOU ARE HILARIOUS , YOU REALLY ACT LIKE A VATO LOKO, I ALMOST BELIEVE YOU ESE , NOW TELL US WHEN YOU WERE IN JAIL SHARING BEDS WITH BUBBA AND HE TOTTOOED YOUR ASS HAHA THAT WAS TERRIBLE QUE NO !!! I MEAN THE TATTOO, NOT SHARING YOUR BED A !! SO QUE PASO LATER ,DID YOU GUYS KEEP SEEING EACHOTHER OR QUE PEDO A !! LIKE YOUR VIDEO ESE,LIKE YOUR VIDEO CAUSE I WONT !! SO LIKE IT YOURSELF ESE ,I'LL BETTER GO WATCH SOME CHOLAS GORDAS WITH 6 CHICHIS,

[a17c1y]

HAHAHAHAHAHA filming in San Bernardino thats whats up

[MrIsaacruiz]

ahh its a zyburroo(x

[ElloSkrilla]

Thanks 4 The Video Homie! I'm way down over here in Miami and we love all Hispanic culture. "Cholos" & "Vatos" Are Funny As 4uck Homes! Shout Out To Baby Joker From Next, Friday!

[suezbad]

Black...and white eh....

[Elssagoodman]

haha this is great aye haha i couldnt watch all of it

[ThebAbYstar209]

Good As Video(:

[dakota825]

thats ma hood aye

[MrRobertoHead]

hahahaha! Fuck this man is

so fucking Funny! xD hahaha! andale ya ves ya ves !

[LilYaqui520]

this video is like any other "How to be a cholo" video

whatever

[MsChicachula]

Damn Real talk, most real cholos or cholas knows what up. Fuck them shit talkers there all just pinche pendejos pa.

[jramierez3]

Puppet? Lmfao gtfoh with that, u dont desserve that name u should  be called faggot u idiot

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@jramierez3 lalalalalala, J you're boring brother. come up with something funny i want to laugh too!!!

[TheXxcheenoxx]

They call you little puppet cause you like to have hand shoved up your ass bro do me favor delete your YouTube page your whack homes

[jramierez3]

Lmfao see u "homie" u got more latinos here saying ure an old dumb fuck, bro give it up ure not going to be an actor or comedian.. Im not gay u look gay I bet u got ure shit pushed in a few times.. And actually I got u paying attention to me so get off my nuts.u mf.. Ure a winnie u get punked easily u a wanksta get bitch slapped on the streets bitch

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@jramierez3 oh man good come back bro did you think of that one while u were choking on cheenoxx's dick? i bet you and cheeno are glued to your pc waiting to see what i post next like two little bitches in love huh? go ahead J i give you permission to keep insulting me i await your next come back little homie!!! ;-}

[jramierez3]

What a moron, im pretty sure I got to u , anyways ure not worth me spell checking this bs, and yeah dont get mad at the fact that ure old and somehow craving attention.. Nah bro im certain im better than u when it comes to education trust me.. and yeah man thats good you wanna be a cop u dont need braons in that field.. I bet you are the type that thinks they are all hard, actinv like the worlds scared of u or owe u something.. Listen u pathetic "vato" ure ignorant trying to make cholo diaries u

[hardknocksmoneymaker]

@jramierez3 well since i'm craving attention you're the baboso that's giving it to me. so who's the dumb ignorant one now? i can see you need a friend. so i'll listen to you talk about how smart you are. wait now you have me thinking, dude are you gay and in need of male loving? cause you have been on my dick all day. J, i'm not with that gay shit brother, but i do have a brother in law that can break you off. don't trip little homie i got you!!

[jramierez3]

Waking up everyday doing the white man yard work, so please bro get at my level u r garbage

[jramierez3]

Nah bro u got it wrong, u look to old for this childish shit, I would get ramirez but if ure btoke dumbass knows online names run out pendejo, yeah u think they will get u to be a cop? Nah u probably got history and too dumb to be a cop , ure best bet is security on a plaza, and look man ure grown up why u got to promote this cholo shot bro do u know how ridiculous that is.. Smh I own a home, graduated university and have the luxury to be at home and browse stupid video like yours while u are

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@jramierez3 hey ojete, you have a university education? since when do pendejos who can't spell aquire a degree from a university? look motherfucker trait schools who add university to their names don't count you piece of shit!! please do me a favor keep leaving me comments negative or positive doesn't fucking matter, because i get payed everytime you come on here and indulge me. oh and by the way ure is spelled your or you're depending on how it is used mr i have a university

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@jramierez3 education. shot? i believe you meant shit and btoke you probably wanted to say broke. yours is your's, and it's white man's yard work. last but not least it's get on my level not get at my level pinche vato stupido!!!

[TheXxcheenoxx]

@CAliscertifiedhustLA This video is so stupid you make me ashemed of being a latino I hope this Dairy ends like The Dairy of Ann Frank but your probably too stupid to get that joke you stupid cholo pendejo I hope you get hit by a drive by STUPID BEANER!!!

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@TheXxcheenoxx ajajajaja! man your jewish joke was so hilarious bro. you should be a comedian instead of a cock sucker!!! never mind you're not as good at being a comedian as you are at being a cock sucker!!!

[p3r3z956]

@TheXxcheenoxx ora , este vato dnt be fxkn'q talkinq shxt bout us 'beaners' , we mex & fxkn'q proud FUXK YUU ESE !

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@jramierez3 you probably didn't do so well in english. you must've been a math wiz huh?

[Iciclesxo]

'and then i f*ckin punched him to emphasize my point'....<~aaaahaaaa!!!! hiliarious!

[jramierez3]

yo all this latino/chol bullshit is stupid , im ashamed of them and feel sorry for them, its not even funny the tattoos look like shit bro, u know what go to school get a job and invest on a home instead of making videos in ure moms house..

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@jramierez3 ajajajajaja wait hold on, you say one get a job and go to school, two my tattoos are stupid and three i'm making videos out of my mother's back room. well mister j ramierez3, i own my own house, i'm going to school to be a cop, i do youtube videos because i always wanted to be an actor so this is my hobbie, my tattoos are very patriotic in favor of my aztec culture and the good U.S. of A and FYI RAMIREZ is also my last name pendejo and obviously you need to take your

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@jramierez3 stupid ass back to kindergarden and learn how to spell your first and last name!!! then work your way through grade school jr high etc. So you too can get an education ;-} because obvously the only stupid one between me and you is you!!!!

[TheXxcheenoxx]

@CAliscertifiedhustLA Thanks for blocking @Jramierez3 he won you fagget bitch ese if this was the real hood MF your ass would have gotten fucked up already for being a little bitch and blocking people what "man" does that Hey you know why else they call you puppet cause you liek faggets to tickle your asshole with fingers BITCH!!!

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@jramierez3 by the way jramierez3, (proper way to spell RAMIREZ) thanks for the comment douche bag!!!

[Arianah4117]

San Bernardino! haha You probably live in Muscoy :)

[SolingenSword]

Orale!

[xxBoldxx]

this is shit right here, the other show is way better

[BabyG425]

see homie im so fucking high off that indica this last week or 2 that i really dont know wht your talking about like i wish i could help you but i cant my friend like i get on youtube every other day to see you talking shit like come on itz youtube get over youself grow up

[AZTLANATIONZ]

FASHIONABLE LOL X..D

[JazysInLove]

choloism? lol right

[MrBatigol99]

I always want 2 have chola novia (still)

[p3r3z956]

he talksz like qeorqe lopez lOl :p

[LaBlueEyes137]

Yo! i lykz yur stuff about wha a cholo iz but i donno .... nd i think itz spelld Hyna?? correkt be if im wrong

[Ioulos86]

damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn yo fuken firme ass fuk man ill hit dat but i gots a man so no i wuldnt but damn u fine ass hell

[Ryan4321]

you fools need to get down with VETERANO

[smzavala10]

abrasso homie, to the kick it

[JESSICAHV5195]

What type of real cholo would name himself PUPPET, change ur name to payasito or joker like they all do .......1 2 3 PAISA POWER

[sickboytrucking]

fucking looser hahaha

[BlackLamb93]

I hope you, and every other vato loco, get killed and wiped off this earth!!

[Clown2250]

this is a joke

[orgonzales]

JAJA PUPPET. LOVE YOUR CREDITS MAN,

[madrista13]

nigga shut da fuck up. cholo shit is old lame ass

[jadeheart3415]

@madrista13 why would u watch something that u consider "old" made by someone u consider a "lame ass" smh i don't know u but it seems like ur an idiot.

[tootonetommy]

Simone..



[goudelfin1]

Pinchi 3 puntos chale

!!!

[jazzfennessy80]

I LOVE MY CHOLOS I LOVE BAD BOYS ;) KISS FACE :*

[circlescott]

i laughed my ass off, keep em coming

[Mehrunissah93]

You know, "Cholo" was a word originally used to describe the product of mulattoes( Native American and Black mixed) and was an insult. Now it's a word used for "hardcore" Mexicans in California. Just throwing that out there. I gotta say, I LOVE LOVE LOVE the California Mexican accent. It's so awesome. I need a cholo friend for sure.

[robertopaz1]

Cholos are a piece of shit!!!!!!!!! punks !!!!!!!!!! drug cartel members are the true chingones!!!!!



[brownboulder]

looks like the couch i threw out

[hollywoodsaint57]

this fool never finished high school and will be one of those old "veteranos", walking around in the heat and taking the bus...his future expression.."got any spare change holmes"

[johhnyfasnazzy]

"Ruin your life when you have kids and shit, they dont listen"

funniest shit ive heard all day. so true though

[miguelyandreeya18]

"ez kina like live but not really ey" haha that made me bust up laughinq haha

[Wisper714]

Choloism?. woah all this time i had my eyes closed ^-^

[863bubblez]

they stra8 hatein but hum introduce me to ur homeboys lol sence ur taken

[NAGUUAAL]

what the fuck ?  what show?

[lovepink7141]

thiz vato iz funny

[superjuan503]

WTF???

[POPKORNPLAYAHHH]

chale...

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[13laloka13]

i love that song ....orale

[merdapalla]

DaMM..' Hella Funny, IMostly Only Like Watchinqq Cholo Adventures, Ndd I Thouqht That Nobodyy Can Ever Topp Them, But I SWEAR You Are Myy New Favorite Site To See On Youtube:D

[bby13trickz]

lmao! this shit is funny... this fool is pretty firme =P

[hickeybilly]

This dude is awesome lol 

[cyberbully28]

I was gonna hate on you; But, dam you're funny homie.... Keep spreading la Raza word

[botellaslowko]

smoked out vato

[RuralAreaPimpin]

DAMN SPICS FUCK UP EVERYTHING AND TAKE ALL THE JOBS, WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO TOMALI LAND AND QUIT STINKIN UP OUR COUNTRY!! AND TAKE TACO BELL WITH YOU!

[LatinoSoulja1]

@RuralAreaPimpin go say that to a spic hahahaha u would get murdered u stupid puto

[budda10000]

@RuralAreaPimpin mm juding by his heavy east los accent he was born here dummy. His parent probably were to...

[Yno909]

Hey fu you remind me of my uncle

[Chihuahuense831]

jejejje...thats to funny that u are saying about making up words... I make up words a lot...

[chocbumbles]

lol nice vid.. do you really talk like that or is it put on??

[Vi0BABy]

hahahahaha - damn! your cute & funny(:

[flounderization]

you fuckin funny and talented... why do you wear new york hats???? L.A. IS CHOLO

[SouthTex2theMex]

Diaries of a vato loco hahaha

[msangelica6969]

dam u are hella cute

[Umbereth]

Se es verdad, no...

[athena90602]

omg!! 4 real???

[hollywoodsaint57]

this fool likes to hear himself speak....he's a real life payaso.....elbows up, side to side..........eh

[12LgAp25]

hahah!!!(: loved it!

[elchiludo]

ze-burro lmao....

[elchiludo]

ze-burro lmao

[BbyBoi86]

lol Choloism lol ahaha i just herd u say that i was already laughin.. n the video hasnt really started ajajaja xD

[bigeddy74]

hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­.....good one perro you got down with this video...specially bout the locs so true ..hahahahahaha...and for you homitos watch this vid again but make sure u drunk or high you'll crack up even more orale pues pongale

[xXbArBiieKizZeZxX]

Lmaooo wdf....the way he talks is soo funny & cute.

[vatojapones]

hey vato soy un vato japones y kiero ser como tu vato thank you for your lecture !!! greeting from japan!!!

[mzbowman88]

your fine!...good video.......showing love from cali, colombia..

[descolero1]

i didnt like shit its a stupid vid but the zeburro skin shit was funny ass fuck hahahahah

[yonnitos]

mitad cebra mitad burro !!?? wey no sientes ahi!!

[yonnitos]

1/2 zebra y 1/2 burro? jejeje no te sientes ahi wey!!!

[MsJustin48]

cholo adventures are better but i gess you cool but your lil funny

[delariva915]

shut the fuck up poser

[ezeflaco1992]

You talk the truth and I respect you cause you do. Much respect.

[13midaniable]

I BET CHU LA VIEJA AT THE TOP OF THE COMMENTS IS A GRINGA JAJAJ PINCHE VIEJA ME CAI EYY

[pyro666maggot]

@13midaniable Y Eso Q Cabron?

[13midaniable]

@pyro666maggot Q DE Q VATO

[13midaniable]

@pyro666maggot PARA TU INFORMACION RUCA NO SOY CABRON SOY CABRONA

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@13midaniable lolololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[baneesamoo]

Zee-burro??? i want one haha

[AV8R4HM]

LoL. You are too funny!

[lilxmiget]

mmm damn this guy is fine i want ;)

[JASMINECASTRO408]

Yu look like a real cholo haha ... then aqain , theres hella heads who look likee ther "real" but ther Fakes ....... Yur funny tho , nd yu usee biq words ahahaa ... (;

[GhostRider104]

real cholos dig the oldies lol i feel u man, my mom was a chola and she was always talkin about her cholo homies. stay tru vato loco.

[MsBunnySGV]

u sound like chuy from blood in blood out lol

[TheGuntown]

Ya paso de moda lo de cholos, bring nothing good to society

[threewuanoh]

dayuum that mfucka looks good !!!!

[pimp1ecker]

god damn L.A is way different then chi town you niggas talk wierd 4 real man chek out the life of chi town bangers

[PrettiMamita]

gud video..i have a homeboy who tlkz jus lyke dis all the time..

[theblahblahblah4444]

ur cute hahaha

[avdijk3]

MS13 For life

[stopen009]

simon ese dile al chamako que se abra a la verga

[dreamstar123]

Zeeburro lmao

[turokdrift]

hahaha burro skin

[SuperIlovemexicans]

ahdd lmao

[tyratinhorn27]

Are you married? Lol... Wanna hook up? J/K ... I got a man, but umm, your cute, I like your carisma!!!! YUMMY

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@tyratinhorn27 Sorry I have a Haina and the bitch is mean!!!!!! j/k.... thank u i hope u enjoyed my videos....

[museman007]

@CAliscertifiedhustLA I'll tell you what a cholo is, is a good for nothing piece of shit, with no future, and nothing in life than a messed up life, you guys talk like retarded people, walk like monkeys, you mark the fight for the territory like FUCKING DOGS, you fight and kill each other, we are all the same... you are a shame for my raza hispana aqui en USA. drug users, gangster wanna be ( los z's is a real gang, no b.s). por culpa de ustedes PENDEJOS, people here think we are all the same..!

[BabyG425]

@museman007 SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH YOUR JUST MAD BCUZ YOU SIT AT HOME ALL DAY AND DONT DO NOTHING WITH YOUR LIFE FUCKER GET A JOB PUTA AND DONT START THAT SHIT YOU GUYS TAKE ALL ARE JOBS UMMMMMMM THINK ABOUT IT HATER!!!!!!!

[superghost908]

@BabyG425 does it retard he just said he was a latino he is right you are a shame to be even called a latino your a trash that all he does is hang out in a stupid alley hearing lame music and wondering who your next victim is think about that, besides that guy is more successful than you will ever be in your life because you my friend will never be anything except a miserable low life street hobo that will always ask for spare change, as for me well lets just say my future is to takeyouguysout

[BabyG425]

@superghost908 wtf you talking about?

[superghost908]

@BabyG425 i am talking about the guy you answered IF you look below in the comments to a guy named museman007 READ HIS COMMENT THEN READ YOURS IF YOU DON'T SEE THE MISTAKE YOU WROTE THEN YOU ARE JUST A DUMB ASS WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO READ AND IN YOUR CASE WRITE FUCKING HALF-BREED IT IS NOT WTF ITS WHAT THE FUCK DON'T ABBREVIATE WORDS I GREW UP WITH BASTARD

[spoke1958]

LOWKS NO LOWKS FUNNY BUT TRUE

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@spoke1958 lol!!! that part i really did get confused im just lucky i caught it on video...

[travisantonio]

not a cholo myself.. black from the South.. make me wish i was one... respect..

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@travisantonio Thx bro glad u liked my vids

[580hyna]

Dis VAto!! lol

[SMILEY9895]

sudenly u sounded like george lopez

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@SMILEY9895 I'm not close to his level bro but thx for the comparison!!

[1616164]

you're chingon homs ;D thanks for the advices ese, i want to be like you someday man ;D

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@1616164 lolol! thx!!

[1616164]

@CAliscertifiedhustLA  roflmao

[tyratinhorn27]

Are you married? Lol... Wanna hook up? J/K... I got a man, but umm, your cute, I like

your carisma!!!! YUMMY

[leelulove24]

love it......

[elchinoloko93]

HALF ZEBRA AND HALF BURROOO!!! LOL C'MON

[XxBlackReaper]

yeahh dude your a fuckin awesome cholo! you dont know how bad i wanna go slit your throat and watch you bleed to death nice and slow

[pichopm]

NICE VIDEO ESEEEE

[85underwear]

FUCK U BEANER!!!!!!



[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@85underwear Thank U!!!!!

[AERL94]

@85underwear Peolple Like You I Hate Because Only Talk Shit

[karla2010ize]

A doq dnt tripp but nah dats not how us from southside roll ........south side central L.A 98% HISPANIC MOST DANQROUS PLACE IN CALI......NAH JUSS FAWKIN AROUND DNT TRIPP BUT NICE JOB ON DIS...LOOKIN QWED.im outs mucho love & keep up da qwed work mucho love from yur qurl yadira

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@karla2010ize Right back at cha!!!!!!

[XxBlackReaper]

@karla2010ize you know your a a wannabe wen you cant talk for shit and try to talk all cool like you for instance

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@XxBlackReaper Hey bro fuck you very much puto!!!!! Ur one hard vato tpying shit on youtube... I'd say talking but I bet ur a pussy when it comes to being face to face u shit queer!!!!!

[rvillagomez1]

ur awsomly funny!!! XD

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@rvillagomez1 Thank u very much!!!!

[MrManuelgirl]

good job on makeing this video hope you make more mijo .. 

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@MrManuelgirl i have more videos on my channel for ur viewing pleasure ;-}

[ChocolateORE]

I dont know anything about cholos, but I think it's cool that you're out there making these vids. This is fun.

[CAliscertifiedhustLA]

@ChocolateORE i'm glad u enjoyed 'em

[opheliaroxs17]

HAHA funny! Cali represent