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  • playing it fast and loose with the word 'masterpiece' there arnt u.

  • Ben Kingley was in this? Gor blimey.

  • The only good thing about this movie; Kristanna Loken's tits.

    That is all.

  • bad ass!!!!! love kristanna loken and michelle ..

  • Hey! @2:30, when one of the whatevers starts fighting the protagonist chick and hits her, did they ACTUALLY do what I think they did? It looks pretty much like Ewe Boll just hit "rewind" on the editing machine thrice to cause the whatever to hit her 3 x! And very poorly, as well..... Even by rat-hat standards! Dude, this is the trailer! Yer s'posed to put the best stuff ya got in the trailer. I think, he also did that @ strt, when she hisses at the guy on top of her. Wow!

  • Oh my god this looks "Wicker Man" bad...I MUST see it as soon as possible!

  • 5:10 What the fuck, did she crap her pants?

  • @TheJohnApocalypse period?

  • At least it had Meatloaf....blargh.

  • wow, now that is a really poorly made movie.

  • wish she would stab me in the stomach 5:46

  • what a piece of crap :))

  • lol kid goes CAN I SEE YOUR "BEEP"

  • Damn what´s up with all that poking-swords-into-each-others­-hearts and the screaming??

  • well that was terrible

  • If you haven't seen "Bloodrayne" yet, you haven't missed anything. That movie is a waste of time indeed.

  • loled at "Whatcha Say"

  • -i'm just speechless

    u should do one with the sequel

  • Oh no Boll got Billy Zane in a horrible wig. Billy Zane is a cool dude.

  • Love Michelle Rodriguez but loath Kristanna Loken! Though, not even Michelle could make me watch this film a second time! It was awful, plain and simple...

  • LOL. Even under 10 minutes I couldn't finish this....you should do Bloodrayne in under 10 seconds and just show Kristanna screaming over and over again.

  • can't stand even 5 min of this crap.

  • omg episcly bad.

  • believe it or not , its the best uwe boll film.

  • @rogerioprs true, but its kind of like saying Jack the ripper was the friendliest serial killer

  • Ordinary black powder...

    Oh, that doesn't sound so dangerous.

    THIS IS NO ORDINARY BLACK POWDER! IT'S FROM CHINA!

    We will take them.

  • OK,what the hell was that, is that supposed to be a movie

  • It looks painfully bad. Thanks for showing me this before I had the misfortune od crossing paths with this piece of crap.

  • If you think this is bad, you should (not)see In the Name of the King.

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