Bayonetta - Funny Moments [Bayonetta's Method of Torture] German Subtitle

[deathhorse10]

lol the enemy at the end was scared shitless when the thing almost hit him

then he sighed in relief and got squashed

[JasondeLEpee]

Don't bully the wittle Fairness!

[Ambie179]

she has the aim i want to have

[JenJenRome123]

Pillow talk. XD

Okami reference.

[1wizgirl]

1:30 I feel bad for him D:

[Azmodeus87]

Anyone feels kinda sorry for angel-dog-thing (don´t remember the name)?

[LadyMurderMaid]

@Azmodeus87

Duh, uh -snap snap- Fairness :D

[limitsora69]

@Azmodeus87 Glory or Fairness, one of them was a fire one and the other a shock

[ShadTheCrazed]

Bayonetta is now best pony.

[harlyops]

wait? waters flammable? O_O

[MikeyXKun]

@harlyops it's gas

[LadyMurderMaid]

@harlyops

No, but Gas is that she exstracted from the truck useing the fountain angel. :3

[harlyops]

@LadyMurderMaid oh right

[nianicole824]

@darkplanetjohnson64 tvtropes?

[Stormkataro]

ahahahahahhaa straight in the pee pee XD

[zetsutobi]

i actually grabbed my crotch when i saw her take that shot. 0.o

[gameguy1o]

Name of song in scene plz?

[Touhou13]

funny amp

[Lumak1]

why is my playlist always disappearing?

[soldierkei]

Cartman: ah dude, you shot him in the dick! That's not cool man that's just not cool!.....you just don't do that!

[DeltaDemon444]

At the end, Fearless sounds like one of those (double heads, i think?) demon dogs from Silent Hill 3

[mtnetsurfer]

Jeez, what she did to that statue... I hope for a certain journalist's sake that she does something VERY different to the real thing.

[1GODOFWAR1]

She shot a baby angel in the penis. To be fair, he was peeing in public, so he had it coming.

[Cobrakun12]

I kinda feel sorry for that poor little Fairness... I hope he's okay!

Oh, Temperantia got dragged into the Underworld... that's nice...

[Cobrakun12]

@Cobrakun12 *Fearless. God, those guys are easy to mix up...

[coppersly]

-epic moment-

bayonetta does epic foot shoot to blow him up

fails-meets it half way

bayonetta-ugh-

shoots baby stone angel in the penis

>x<

[ImEternalWanderer]

"You don't shoot a guy in the dick ... That's just weak, man" Eric Cartman.

[CinnabonChan]

Did anyone else cross their legs when the bullet went up the stone baby's penis?

[NinjaFox97]

@CinnabonChan good thing im a girl! LMAO!

[andresmagic12]

back shot... HEADSHOT BIATC- i mean HEADSHOT BABE!

[OblivionsRose]

Poor stone baby

[XREMIX92]

Shoots penis

Cry

Explosion

Priceless!

[DrXIII]

@BloodlessxStrawberry Provided that the guy's *stuff* is made of gasoline.

[Inuyashe2]

Why does nobody think about the poor little Fearless!

I mean, he didn't even attack her and he gets a street car thrown at him?!

Awesome scene, though.

[jake5]

@Inuyashe2 Poor thing actually got thrown at a car first while trying to walk away in shame.

[Inuyashe2]

@jake5 I know, but he survives all that and gets killed by the street car at the very end.

[Cobrakun12]

@Inuyashe2 I think he's still alive, though... It probably took a while to get that thing off of him. X3

[aapla2]

those arm freaks where in god of war 2 no fake

[cutegirl00179]

For those saying Dante from Devil May Cry could kick Bayonetta's ass, I think they need to see 56 seconds. See wasn't even looking, and scored a winning shot into the pee hole! Can't imagine how Dante would react to that.

[jonsandersgame]

@cutegirl00179 Well...Being a Gunslinger Dante would Shoot Bayonetta away with Ebony *Or Ivory* But I think they be makin Love not war...Its just his nature...DAMN YOU BAYONETTA AND YOUR SEXYNESS!!

[jake5]

@cutegirl00179 Well, they are both awesome in their own way. Bayonetta did her shot without looking. Dante lined up about 5-8 bullets end on end in the hilt of a katana while flying miles through the air.

In the end, shippers would say these two would make all kinds of sweet demon love together, and that it would shake worlds. I think it would come down to the two talking at a table each having a drink. Dante and his tomato juice (or strawberry sundaes), an whatever Bayonetta drinks.

[inunarugo]

sounds like she said "baka" near the end

[Malardene]

@inunarugo Does doesn't it, even though she's saying bugger, in the english subtitles anyway. Makes you wonder.

[Chiefsplayr17]

lol. tssssssschhh...

....

*sigh* bam. boom.

[B1tchesLuvSoreThumbs]

lawl

[Blitzwaffen]

Poor cherub....

[lightsshade]

holy fuck my dick hurts now oww...

[djbanizza]

This cutscene rocks ! I just love how the griffin thingy tries to sneak out ... :)

[glitchhunter09]

I like how Temperantia is just like "huh?" when the flame stops. This is by far one of my favorite cutscenes in the game.

[BrawlKing01]

hoooooly shiiiiiiit........is the truck ok?

[Pangyarthur]

Poor Fearless XD

[CarrionSpirit]

Pff forget the boss. Look at what she did to the poor statue!

[LostChildOfTime]

@CarrionSpirit i wish someone would turn that into a gif.

[pimpmaster79088]

i hope they make a sequel

[kyler1115]

People.uve just seen kidney stone turn into bullet stone

[TheInnerSanctuary]

I love how sinister she sounds when she says "Well let me give you back your TOY then!!"

[YuenoTenpi]

LOL, THAT POOR CREATURE XD;;;

[Zerixroth]

end of video =D i got good laught

[Freddy1210]

it was a fail, till the bullet connect

[sweetcheeksforgaga]

-bullet in cock- ouchie poor baby Go Bayonetta! x

[darin8745]

thumbs up if you think bayonetta 2 should have a vs mode and a angel pet taming system in story mode

[Lexican13]

That poor Fearless... LOL

I just love the effortlessness,and accuracy,she has in employing strength that's jaw-dropping to see.She threw that Fearless with less effort than someone tossing darts in a pub.

[bearcataquatic]

LOL I love Bayonetta

But I kinda feel sorry for the cute little fearless in the end

Still pretty funny

[maxn20]

coolness 1st fail then bump the shit of me =D

[AiHina4ever]

Nice catch there at 1:18!

[Sariniya]

O.o' and THAT was cool...

[Deathstick88]

gotta love the japanese, just gotta love em

[Aki65]

man I'll do anything to have her weave I mean the whole suit is her hair... I bet lady gaga will like it too XD

[borgoff55]

She tortures me my giving me a boner.

[DiLancreRoyalty]

I wish she would have her hair down like that all the time

[cielo987]

I'd make time for pillow talk with you Bayonetta XD

[HodMan92]

That was a fucking awesome shot to the nuts and the part where she throws the train car and it freaks the angel out LMFAO

[SwtAshleyMarie]

i so wish i was a hot witch like Bayonetta!

[alkaid001]

super strong, super hot, super funny... XD what more can u ask

[usanto]

Right in the hole. So painful the urine goes straight to the eye.

Poor angel doggy.

[DarknessOfSorrow]

*Jaw drops*

[xXMrGreenEyes24Xx]

i fell like a fucking celebrity in the town

[jumpandgym63]

why does bayonetta after every monster she kills the monster says may the creator jubileous grace you its so wierd and even her fateher says it lol XD

[IronBahamut]

Arms ripped off, trucks thrown at him, back ripped off, punched in the face so hard it smashes into a bloody pulp, having an oil tanker explode in his face and dragged into Hell

It hasnt been Temperantia's day has it?

[pussylumpessru]

Wait what exactly was the part with the peeing baby statue? :\

[IronBahamut]

Somehow she jammed into the tanker so it pisses out oil.

You see it at the end of chapter 6 before you fight him

[pussylumpessru]

Oh. and you said she ripped out his arms? It looks like a giant machine looking thing thing

[niceguy60]

@IronBahamut Well at least it wasn't R Kelly who pissed on him

[crushingsnow]

what boss was this ???? and lol baby ;p

[Jeo1245]

wow is she a combination of every super hero in the world or something? they took the concept of a witch from an old lady making potions and riding on broom sticks to hot chicks with demon hair 4 pistols and strength 10 times greater than the hulk oh no they totally didnt go overboard on this one did she cast a spell to turn her body in to steel or something?

[rvlast]

dude... who was grabbing their dick and wince in pain while watching this scene? XD

[ndogkik]

......damn

[Darkkaimera760]

That last part was a little toooo much! And people say Kratos tries to hard to be badass. :(

[Supergirl099]

WoW She is strong :-)

[jonting91]

all games from now on much feature bayonetta as the main character or else they arent worth playing!

[yagamigirl]

She's my new idol now XD

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

im glad

[alkaid001]

couldn't agree more :) she's so awesome :DD

[SaLVa2758]

I don't understand it but... xD!!!

[death123]

wtf?? overpowered!! Anyways, she so HoT!!!

[Spikey221]

Ouch that hurts!! XD *watches again*

[Rikudaru27]

Dante would have made it, funnier---Him and his cheesy one liners!! >:D

[moviemaster8510]

fail :(

[masterzilf]

Overpowered? xD

[Girtych]

HOLY SHIT. H... HOLY... HOLY SHIT.

She is CRAZY AWESOME.

[bloodfoxtrue]

haha XD

[chocolatefizz]

lmao that was great