Mameshiba 3 - Peanut [with English annotations]

[hagashnagalaga]

0:09 - 0:11 that foreboding shadow on his face XD

[kikiboe10]

(◕ᴥ◕し) I NEVER EAT PEANUTS AFTER THIS!!!

[sor3999]

This is why you DON'T do drugs before going on a date. (◕ᴥ◕し)

[Coconutszz]

yeah, cuz ever time i eat a peanut a little dog gives me a randome fact

[fluffypony25]

Cute!! and funny ()' . '()

[Mum2Boys]

(◕ᴥ◕し) Did you know?

YOU'RE EATING A FUCKING PEANUT

[tsukutsukubasa]

(◕ᴥ◕し) Study instead of kissing girls

[MetalGir1334]

KAWAI!!!!!!!!!!!! XD omg ^3^

[yoAdrienne45]

Too cute for me to handle

[roxinovak]

Mameshiba= Epic cock block.

[ladygagafan1011000]

(◕ᴥ◕し) did u know mameshiba is so cute ?

[SUPER49645]

i'm scared of kissing people now

[SUPER49645]

some people call mameshiba "bean dog"

[KohTheName1]

so is that how people get aids :O im a kid :)

[iCocaCola]

@KohTheName1 nope it's impossible to get aids through kissing! it would take a LOOOOOOTTT of kissing to get aids from it c:

[Sunzu49]

I am now scared to kiss people (again). :(

[Gehirnesser]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[randomthoughtsfilms]

oh Mameshiba u little troll

[DraskyVanderhoff]

Yep, that makes the unique flavour that everyone has :D

[TargetDefenseForce]

This bean must be destroyed to prevent human extinction!

[242kittie]

i love mameshiba!!

[BillKillerz]

Mameshiba, nature's perfect cockblockers !

[BalladOfGales]

Could someone please find out what the background music is whenever a mameshiba tells the person their fact?

[EthanzbigsisBeck]

ultimate cuteness cockblock.

[PuffyGirlzz]

The guy replied like as if 'this shit is nothing here.'

[VandreadXY]

XDD

[XxDarkViolenceOo]

LMFAO XD

[LordAaronus]

Nee shiteru? Other body parts don't have a fraction of that many germs so go crazy.

[Chaosshrine]

So is this a sequel or a prequel to Pistachio?

[rnstyip]

What a pussy! He's willing to give up a kiss to prevent 200 million germs from reaching his mouth?!

[peaceperson21]

What did it say?

[Rinimorbid]

What is it exactly... I just watched?

[wolfgirl315]

( ) ◕ ᵜ ◕ () ϡ Did you know? If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.

[yeismeload]

Japan is a pretty odd....just sayin....

[imapieface]

@ RamboStu mainly because I don't read Japanese. And at the same time mobile devices don't support youtube's cool features.

[GoodMrFe]

Laughed how the man didn't react at all.

Mameshiba: Konbanwa

Man: Konbanwa

Like yeah this shit is normal here.

[imapieface]

What did they say?

[RamboStu]

@imapieface

There are subtitles in the video, how do you not know?

[kgirl998]

How can you eat that cute little peanut? :3

[borderlineinsane100]

Japan is weird

[Dekabreak101]

Blood for the blood god.

[clyhiz]

No wonder Japan's population is in decline.

[Sonicforever231]

WHY ARE THERE PEANUTS IN A WINE GLASS.

[911Goofy]

() ◕ ᵜ ◕ () ϡ Did you know? The Mameshiba, or "bean dog" has a natural instinct to sputter disgusting and insightful facts upon being spotted, to avoid being devoured by its predators.

[supersentiger]

@911Goofy It is an excellent defense mechanism, but it limits them to life in Japan. If introduced into other places in the world, they surely will not survive, as people will not understand them.

[PikachuMaiden]

@supersentiger No, they would adapt. And besides, did you see that one with the American kid? Worked on him.

[FrisianDude]

And all that after he's been so careful with the drugs.

[thapowner]

the music that plays when mameshiba appears is really freaking me out...

[artimiss1238]

leave it to peanuts to ruin the moment xD

[MLZHftw]

Those crazy Mameshibas are such cunts. Adorable little cunts.

[TheMarg0r]

@MLZHftw This Mameshiba really is a cunt. Specifically because it forgot to mention this exchange of germs is a GOOD thing because it strenghtens the immune system of both individuals.

[Ryoukun16]

@TheMarg0r It actually doesn't work like that, sadly.

[Yggdrasill4]

But they are good germs!

[fckjessicasidewaysx3]

mameshiba used disturbing trivia.

it's super effective.

[Quaxosjellicle]

They are sooo cute, but such killjoys. XD

[MrXXVII]

like i care

[AnimeWaterFall]

They should show this in my health class XD

[nihonzaemon]

stop kiss

[Fa11enm00n]

good evening like a boss

[Carolarny1]

um - where are the english annotations my friend showe dthis to me ages ago and it had for her. huh.

[houndoom1234]

The drawing style kinda reminds me of Cailou

[Solvicar]

Sure, Japan, discourage intimacy. It isn't like you guys have a negative birth rate.

[NitroSquirril]

the fact that he immediately replies to the peanut freaking kills me

[SuperSkitzzo]

@NitroSquirril Its japan dude.. NOTHING is considered weird over there :P

[Mineykid]

@NitroSquirril hes drunk off his ass (so is the girl xD)

[baez550]

@NitroSquirril He's just being polite :3 calm down

[Maphysto]

@NitroSquirril Well, he'd had a few drinks already...

[kylehyde28]

() ◕ ᵜ ◕ () ϡ Did you know? A 1 minute kiss burns 26 calories.

[mushnoodle]

@kylehyde28 () ◕ ᵜ ◕ () ϡ interessting! did you know peanuts are one of the ingredients for dynamite?

[kylehyde28]

@mushnoodle ⁽(◕ᴥ◕ ∪ ϡ Yes, because glycerol is peanut oil. By nitrating glycerol, you get glyceryl trinitrate, which is the explosive stuff in dynamites. But did you know that you can learn more from this channel called vsauce? Here's one of their video if you're interested: /watch?v=nNBTLbw1_2Q

[trendykoala]

Troll >u>~

[wolf33441]

Peanut Cockblock. O_o;

[attapi0]

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!

[Jesscookie1]

Trollshibaaaa~

[TheNonsubscribable]

that one actually makes sense.

[pegbster]

wanna know wat happens next? /watch?v=V1fFr7TN78U

[MCDoomCarrot]

(◕ᴥ◕し) < Troll successful~

[TheYell1ng]

(◕ᴥ◕し)

Did you know?

[guitarman994]

a peanut just taught me about herpes, NOW IVE SEEN IT ALL 

[BloodyScar14]

The world's smallest ( and best ) troll EVER!! :D

[sometimesdumb]

I think I'm addicted to these "Mameshiba" videos. So cute (and randomly informational).

[oOoOMEGAMIOoOo]

omg i will never kiss....

[lovelysickful]

Am not kissing anymore now -_-'' after watching this

[TheChildofAuraReborn]

I remember a memorable comment saying:

The biggest cockblock recorded in history, all pulled off by a magic fucking peanut.

I miss that comment. It was funny.

[bubbleheadash]

my bf went 2 kiss me a few hours after watching this and i turned my head XD

[TheLittlebats]

These are seriously cracking me up! XDDDDDDD

[Vivixal]

I would put it in my pocket and keep it as a pet. :3

[Fatcatsist]

Troll.

[smokyeyesxxx]

hahaha soo sweet !!! XD 0:09

[mTANGproductions]

COCK BLOCK.

[JAWSfanlover101]

why is " What's a virgin" in the suggestions? I'm looking for mameshiba!!

[neverbever]

what a turn off and yet soo random XD

[Sarasirk531]

...isn't that the same girl who comes back to the bar in a latter episode, drunken and enraged, because her boyfriend dumped her?

[GTK3392]

When the peanut said hello he should have noticed that he forgot to take his pills

[MarshmallowLuv627]

Thumbs up if you found a mameshiba, and instead of being grossed out or freaked out, you would keep it :3

[pegbster]

COCKBLOCKER!!!

[martihinata]

LOL! He just Said ''Good Evening'' To a Peanut, Like it Happens All Days xD.

[Floatingendlessly]

COCKBLOCKED



[Blockization]

I like how the guy's just like "oh good evening" like he's not talking to a peanut.

[Machetazo1]

@Blockization Well he's in cartoon world where anything happens...

[Vix847]

...which is a good thing, it's good for your immune system.

[Machetazo1]

@Vix847 Well, she/he's good for your immune system up top, bad for your immune system down below XD XD

[XxXkutsuuXxX]

haha

[HiOkamiProductions]

lol he was all liek 'ewwww'

[cutenicole96]

is it me or does she look drunk and he's like oh yea

[lineage13]

wow Mameshibas are just a buncha cock blockers!

[lisy1231]

cockblock xD

[KrazyKarrotfilms]

@lisy1231 XDD Ikr? :o

[monkeyshinobi]

LOL 

[ManofDeath3666]

there goes my future plans....

[Silveirta]

I don't know why the guy is freaking out. The germs that are passed during a french kiss helps to boost your immune system.

Howcast anyone?

[nakatani0203]

かわいい顔してえげつない(Ｕ◕ฺ㉨◕ฺ)ノ

[TheBadShaman]

ULTIMATE COCK BLOCK ACHIEVED.

[UmbrellaBoatStudioTV]

I love Mameshiba! <3

[MintyHoneyDew]

that sounds yummy -.-



[HannyGirl812]

I'm totally painting a peanut like this to make it look like Mameshiba Peanut

[makeupmissy123]

omg! i have the christmas shirt by them! my mom used to work at cafepress

[KateMornings]

Ingrid brought me here :]

[kmmonaha]

haha ingrid :)

[kandykanegrl]

consequences will never be the same

[MrDark8000]

what is the song of mameshiba?

[branden090]

What a cock block 

[luccyluciana25]

sooo cuteeeee

[TaetheTeddybear]

Mameshiba, you troll! :D

[alzappa1]

that NUTz said that if he do kiss action there germs exchange from that LOL

like nerd carez!! :P

[twilightsagarulz12]

LOL i had a spaz attack when the music started playing... Its so FUNNY!! ^^

[Mineykid]

ll his eyes are 1:13 are like "what the hell?"

[maravalhassilva]

Where's the "Ne shiteru?" >.<

[S1rPanda]

COCK BLOCK TO THE MAX!

[Tinytori10]

I love how they look so cute and are all, "wello!" and then they just piss you off or gross you out!

[musicexam]

@Tinytori10 Ultimate troll :D

[youhavereachedbleep]

lol thumbs up if you like to sing the end song along with the video xD

[vivienmilky2]

@youhavereachedbleep HOW DO YOU KNOWWW

[elfinstyle]

This is why Japan's birthrate is so low.

[blackdog39]

@elfinstyle do u blame them...so many germs...ughh @_@ darn peanuts

[Gogeta1337]

...did the guy just got cockblocked by a peanut?

[NYhippie543]

The way the peanut was revealed... totally creepy... and I love how he doesn't know how to react and just says good evening back to it.. :D

[kittypewpew]

The jazz in the background, and the "mmh" when he takes the peanut, are epic :D

[Zeredek]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

[shadowluver94]

adorable cockblock good job kawaii penut puppy thinggy,aru

[CrazedCaffeine]

cock blocking peanut fucker. I don't give a shit how cute it is, I'd crush it..

[heetherloovesyou]

Straight out cock blocker

[xen0f0be]

eat the freak peanut!! chomp his peanut blood! devour his very soul! teach him a lesson for tricking me into learning something

[UnluckyAmulet]

I love how there are peanuts in a wineglass. XD

[fullmetalgaara2]

cockblock mameshiba

[phanteon198]

that was mean.

[LightHeartBalloons]

I wonder how many germs are passed during sex...

[tccity1]

LOL hey man i just exchanged 1000 million germs with that chick over there

[AngelaEvrard]

Dry Humor, I would love it to find somthing cute like that in a peanut :p.

[amtofm]

These videos never fail to make me LOLWAT.

[Slipsnob]

Don't bust a nut! : D

[SchroNyah]

10 people were cockblocked by a peanut

[EmoHatsuneMiku]

If I found a peanut like that in a bowl....I'd take it home and make it my "PEANUT PAL"!!! LOL!!!

[jxexlxlxyxbxexlxy]

Cockblock.

[SpeedOfDarkness9000]

198 thumbs up?!?!

IS THIS MADNESS!?!?!?! NO! THIS IS SPARTA!1

[PyrozPlayground]

One-day-trivia... la.. la.. la... lol

[themaskedmisanthrope]

THAT'S A 200 MILLION GPS MINUS

[XArtist4LifeX]

See Kenny, Cartman was right.

[StarFallKyro]

I love the guys face, Yeah Konbawa!!!

[lyingfallacy247]

COCKBLOCKER! ahahaha

[postwarscars]

Insert that under "facts I didn't want to know."

[x3KawaiiWolfie]

Keep pressing 4 ;D

[Nagittchi]

0:29 trolllaugh.wav

[0000FFScreenOfDeath]

EPIC COCKBLOCK

[chemtrooper]

Well if that all happens w/ just a kiss, what happens when I'm . . . oh never mind.

[elyonum]

@chemtrooper Believe it or not, there are more germs in your mouth than anywhere (yes, ANYWHERE) in your body xDD

Do with that information what you will e.e

[NoobsAreUsh]

Fuck yeah, shrooms!

[Anonymouzor]

mostly of those bacteria are harmless though

[CosmicLeoSpirit]

Don't want my first kiss anymore O_o;

[LimeLime99Zone]

@CosmicLeoSpirit Ikr e_e

[AlexBaby1234Sims]

---He looks like Professah layton...

[Foolkat101]

who falls asleep while sitting at a bar..

[LoveAddictREmix]

KONICHIWA... BITCHEZ!