I am a flaming homosexual. I am so gay I could give seminars on how to be gay. Even people like Johnny Weir look at me and go, "...well at least I am not as gay as that silly bitch". I am so gay I bleed Astroglide. However, I prefer comics stay in the closet. When people come out of the closet they are not funny anymore. Yes, you Ellen and there have been others. Being in the closet is funnier. Fuck your happiness - make me laugh. You dance for my dollar, remember?
In college, he was a big inspiration. We had written on the wall in big letters: "Cheesecake boat's a comin' we'll party tonight!" Then I met him when I performed at Caroline's Comedy Club and he told me I was "really funny!" =o)
I have him on video from 1998 singing this on the Make Me Laugh show! Gotta say he was a lot funnier there because he had a crazier voice then in that performance!
If anyone wants to get that puss off their face I'll take it on mine.
ravenkiller1 3 months ago
thats really disturbing
devialy55 4 months ago
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oshins11 7 months ago
I am a flaming homosexual. I am so gay I could give seminars on how to be gay. Even people like Johnny Weir look at me and go, "...well at least I am not as gay as that silly bitch". I am so gay I bleed Astroglide. However, I prefer comics stay in the closet. When people come out of the closet they are not funny anymore. Yes, you Ellen and there have been others. Being in the closet is funnier. Fuck your happiness - make me laugh. You dance for my dollar, remember?
NelsonClick 11 months ago
I'm almost sure this is a double entendre, I just can't figure it out
chuobio 2 years ago
"So drink your goat's milk down!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Shamborn 2 years ago 2
funny stuff
RowBadMovies 3 years ago 3
Never said he wasn't funny. He's hysterically funny. I heard at the last Gay Pride parade he was riding the Louie Anderson float.
Bopalena 3 years ago
lol, he's definitely crazy and such a nice guy
in this video, i forgot to mention, the guy on crutches at the end is the novelist dan spencer!
Chesterton7 3 years ago
"Louie Anderson float"---HAHAAHAA!
Yeah, he's come out.
In college, he was a big inspiration. We had written on the wall in big letters: "Cheesecake boat's a comin' we'll party tonight!" Then I met him when I performed at Caroline's Comedy Club and he told me I was "really funny!" =o)
Shamborn 2 years ago 3
yeah it's all about "you" isn't it you sorry sack of SHIT. Too bad that you dont got "it"
medusadefuzz 1 year ago
I've heard he's as gay as a French horn.
Bopalena 3 years ago
well gay straight who cares, all i know is he's one of the funniest comics I've ever seen
this is the opening to his HBO concert special, one of the craziest specials ever
Chesterton7 3 years ago 5
he completely cracks me up!
the lyrics in the song all refer to jokes in his standup act!
Chesterton7 4 years ago
I have him on video from 1998 singing this on the Make Me Laugh show! Gotta say he was a lot funnier there because he had a crazier voice then in that performance!
AnyaAngie 4 years ago
When are people on hear going to stop using that word. Fag is NOT an appropriate word to use.
gtb224 4 years ago
,,,said the Thought Police. I'll use any words I feel like using. Fuck you and your propriety, GTB224.
Tre404 2 years ago
Hey! Get that puss off your face!
reichmarshall 2 years ago
I love this guy! Doin' this and he ain't gay? It's true!
yournotjohn 4 years ago