dude i'm a virgin ad i'm eighteen and you're inspiring yo cause most of my friends aren't and the pressure is immense... but i'm glad to hear someone else [male] out there that is doing the same and tells the world about it..... keep doing what you do
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LOL anyone who likes this guy is a dumbass, if anyone pays attention to his storys, half the things he says dont add up and makes him look a complete liar, he makes all this shit up..
@ladybubbly19 do you have ANY proof that hes not lieing? considering hes never gave one real name of anyone of the girls in his 'storys'???? do you know him personally?? fucking 1 IQ nut hugger.
@GoodLuckOhGf he said he's trying to protect their identity.. i don't know him personally at all i'm just saying its rude for you to say he's lieing when you don't know for sure either
I was hoping he was gonna say at 3:37 "Not gonna go into detail but..lets just say I fucked her brains out and licked her pussy with my pinky up her ass...all at the same time >:3"
I told my 2 friends this funny secret about this girl and 1 of my friends stayed loyal, a few days later, the girl came up to me and did the little neck cut with finger im gonna kill you thing lol
man. its great to live by your own standards. its great to have your own rules you play by. its great not to try to act as a bad motherf*cker when your not. we get it. kicking a hot woman out your bed when they want some, not cool man. you think you were good cos you didnt give her candy? man thats not even bad. thats evil. must have hurt her feelings haha.
rule one: dont trust PEOPLE! to keep secrets assume that anything you do/say in veiw/ear shot of witnesses will be talked about anything you say will be repeated. if you find a way past this share it no one, the solitary man is NEVER betrayed
i know how you feel man that happens with me 2 (not the kissing thing the whole people running their mouth thing) and then i lose respect for them. the biggest middle finger to me is that if they tell me something that they dont want to get out i keep my mouth shut
For truly. Those words mean little in the world we live in now, or so it appears. I have actually kept many secrets for many, strangers even, and shall do so until the day I die. It is quite strange how many struggle with this ability.
dang dude.... so what exactly are you good at? ahahahah kissing, fucking, or you just straight out have a big ass penis? LOL sorry but im straight forward like that.
You're still a virgin Adante! Yeah, wait for marriage; that's what Philip Rivers did. You gotta see his video on virginity. He's the San Diego QB and is on You Tube. Phil claims you can have great times without sex. What do you replace sex with? Try to appreciate your girl, see her more as a wonderful human being who loves you. If this is foremost in your relationship, sex will mutate into virginity until that special time when you have sealed your union with the marriage vows. First time sex!!!
This is why whenever a friend has something they don't want repeated, I tell them not to tell me. I know myself well enough to know that one day I'll forget and it'll causally slip out. I could, however, last at least 5 months longer than your friends swoozie. Those girls didn't even think about it.
@iiix808xiii It's like he hasn't done something, he has the opportunity but he doesn't take it. He is the ultimate example of someone who wont do it and thinks of the ramifications and says 'No'. He is my Idol.
Adande, are you kidding man? you get all these fine girls on you and you don't do it? I know you wanna be a good guy but still man you got to do it ONCE in your life man.
@roderick3456 He sees them (or at least pretends to) the way they want to be seen as opposed to seeing them the way they really are... besides, he's not predatory (or at least plays the role damn good)
This happens to me a lot, my people involved though usually say something along the lines of "i didn't realize it was that important!" ....any ideas on how to stress importance?
Man swoozie ur amazing, anyone would of taken the chance to do the thing kids do on prom night, but you just say NO. I respect you, and so do tons of other people.
LOL come on man COME ON lol you know women always talk. They have that show called Gossip girl for a reason why do you think there's no show called gossip guy? lol but anyways man you're stories are funny as hell.
i find it funny he's complaining about people keeping their mouth shut, and same time making a long ass videos spilling his life story on youtube, lol
@MAelite9 he wasnt saying ppl should keep their mouths shut. he was simply saying, if someone asks you not to tell others about something, then you shouldnt tell. and as he said, those girls didnt keep their mouths shut so thats why hes telling us about it now. it was no longer confidential.
@didiermaza idk about all that, but either way he said he hates ppl that talk about their business and then gets on the youtube and talks about the girls he hooked up with.
I have a question for you... Are you a Christian? It just seems like it would be impossible for you to be this way if you weren't... Wow, your purity and boundaries are an inspiration to us all. Good job! :)
Lol you were trying to be all smooth and stuff talking about rare candy and what not, and I was feeling it up until the pokemon reference. Then I was just laughing. I was all, "Yea, I know. Don't give out free tickets to your show. I feel you". Then the random switch into geek mode just threw me. It was awesome though. :)
Good story, i got told a secret last week, and i'm not gonna go into details but it's something biiiiiggg... i'm at school and everybody knows i know that particular secret. And i almost spilled the beans but remembered this video and held it in
Your a genius!
jusrertiner 12 hours ago
dude I love pity parties
lexjoshlondon 1 day ago
2:16 is it bad that i thought she was playing pac-man .___.
firecall2785 2 days ago
Yeah Pokemon!
MrAwesome343 2 days ago
Swoozie ur full of shit but ur stories are still entertaining so I keep watching
TheZoobearz 1 week ago
nigga u gay i woulda fucked
MegaVirginiaBoy 1 week ago
i love ur storys they're so funny ^^
kyrastar123897 1 week ago
Damn seizure your lucky. Girls don't throw themselves at us normal folks.
ixlikexscurvy 1 week ago
I was definitely hooking up with both lmao, like a boss.
itaku 2 weeks ago
that is so tru, i hate when people run their mouths after you specifically told them not to.
sonicfan81 2 weeks ago
if it was me! i would bang both! :D
johnchen0213 2 weeks ago
WHICH ONE WAS PRETTY EYES LOL ---- 16.9
natbfunky 2 weeks ago
Thank you! I really REALLY dislike when people run their mouths off with sensitive information. :I They never understand why I get upset.
itortor 2 weeks ago
Good-guy Adande
catherineliu06 1 month ago in playlist More videos from swoozie06
You are either the world's biggest liar or the biggest player. Still don't know.
Raddan2010 1 month ago 5
@Raddan2010 He said that all of these stories are true.
Shadowbangg 4 weeks ago
@Shadowbangg I realize that. Hence why I said he would be the biggest liar.
Raddan2010 4 weeks ago
@Raddan2010 Yeah, but his stories are so epic, have a good one! :)
Shadowbangg 4 weeks ago
@Shadowbangg Thanks, I sure will! You do the same.
Raddan2010 4 weeks ago
Since when did it become such a big deal kissing a girl?
sunseeker2k 1 month ago
Hey, any of you guys seen the dislike bar? me neither... hahah
good vid (y)
JughedGreenz 1 month ago
You have a far stronger resolve than me I can tell you
Teristar1 1 month ago 3
thanks for bein a great influence swoozie
shadow3746 1 month ago
lol you should have said like a rare candy but mewtwo wroks too :P
TheFffof 1 month ago
same thing happened to me and i had to kiss one girl, sometime later she tells everyone i put my toung in her
TheTestsubject20 1 month ago
well said swoozie
VitalGuards 1 month ago
Good Guy Swoozie
RolfIForgot 2 months ago
dude i'm a virgin ad i'm eighteen and you're inspiring yo cause most of my friends aren't and the pressure is immense... but i'm glad to hear someone else [male] out there that is doing the same and tells the world about it..... keep doing what you do
shotterlee211 2 months ago 3
@shotterlee211 loser LOL
GoodLuckOhGf 1 month ago
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LOL anyone who likes this guy is a dumbass, if anyone pays attention to his storys, half the things he says dont add up and makes him look a complete liar, he makes all this shit up..
GoodLuckOhGf 2 months ago
@GoodLuckOhGf Hater alert -
fluentskills 1 month ago 2
@GoodLuckOhGf Go watch his hater video. That's probably what you look like.
Nullifyou 1 month ago
@GoodLuckOhGf do you have ANY proof that he is?? do you know him personally??
ladybubbly19 1 month ago
@ladybubbly19 do you have ANY proof that hes not lieing? considering hes never gave one real name of anyone of the girls in his 'storys'???? do you know him personally?? fucking 1 IQ nut hugger.
GoodLuckOhGf 1 month ago
@GoodLuckOhGf he said he's trying to protect their identity.. i don't know him personally at all i'm just saying its rude for you to say he's lieing when you don't know for sure either
ladybubbly19 1 month ago
did you eat her out??
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I was hoping he was gonna say at 3:37 "Not gonna go into detail but..lets just say I fucked her brains out and licked her pussy with my pinky up her ass...all at the same time >:3"
Cloud1613 2 months ago
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Cloud1613 2 months ago
- make a video, how to get so good with the ladys ma maaaan :)
markron121 2 months ago
I <3 the good guy!
silliebillieblue 2 months ago
12 ppl are a bunch a haters!
Kavon365 2 months ago
What theres good endings all over? wtf? bro
consoleissogay 2 months ago
Haaahaaa story of my life
bustamantealexis 2 months ago
She might be from spain she might not be from spain.
l33tKoa 2 months ago
I told my 2 friends this funny secret about this girl and 1 of my friends stayed loyal, a few days later, the girl came up to me and did the little neck cut with finger im gonna kill you thing lol
curseyouads 2 months ago
Haha, it sounds like you try to live by reason, that's good. :] real gentleman here.
viceanterra4 3 months ago
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viceanterra4 3 months ago
Lmfaooo "Like that rare Mewtwo pokemon you can't just go around throwin that pokeball at everybody on the street."
RockStunner007 3 months ago 70
shes from Spain :P
TheJayy53 3 months ago
never play truth or dare with like 7 chicks and 4 dudes when someone tells what happens you never can fucking find out who did it.
brenamal 3 months ago
man. its great to live by your own standards. its great to have your own rules you play by. its great not to try to act as a bad motherf*cker when your not. we get it. kicking a hot woman out your bed when they want some, not cool man. you think you were good cos you didnt give her candy? man thats not even bad. thats evil. must have hurt her feelings haha.
LiutendantJack777 3 months ago
77,931 views and 896 likes <<< HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!
xDannyBoi879 3 months ago
rule one: dont trust PEOPLE! to keep secrets assume that anything you do/say in veiw/ear shot of witnesses will be talked about anything you say will be repeated. if you find a way past this share it no one, the solitary man is NEVER betrayed
nash1344 3 months ago
Rule 1. Dont trust women to keep secrets.. God damn dude..
bmth877 3 months ago
Your like Glozell in man form!! ;DDD
SparkleWebkiinz 3 months ago
i wish all the guys think and act like you!
spongebracket 3 months ago
pokemon refrence
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if you tell someone something, you gotta expect them to repeat it even if you trust them. the truth always comes out
emilyfishie 3 months ago
Wow your a great guy. Like to be honest and pure.... Awesomeness :]
Jakesgirl73 3 months ago
you are so good looking! are you single?
aguirrn 3 months ago
I wish I had stayed a virgin, I'd be getting bitches. But then that would kinda defeat the purpose, except the confidence thing
lilpro131 4 months ago
u know, i cant play spin the bottle where i live multiple times unless u wanna get calles a w h o r e or a . . . well lots of bad, bad words.
MegaSupercool99 4 months ago
Nobody keeps anything quiete!
siesiequang 5 months ago
I never really liked playing spin the bottle just for that reason that it will be the "talk of the town" for everyone involved.
sexysilver86 5 months ago
LMAOOO
"you cant just go around givin this candy to everyone u gotta keep it rare"
MehLovinMe 5 months ago 3
..gotta catch em' all.
mariacruz1 5 months ago 3
Adande, I wish everyone was like you.
LuvZippy 5 months ago 9
@swoozie06 does getting head count as losing your virginity?!:D
MrBreezy310 5 months ago
@MrBreezy310
no.
justkeely96 4 months ago
@justkeely96 I like the way you think ;)
MrBreezy310 4 months ago
@MrBreezy310
LUL!
justkeely96 4 months ago
In each of your stories I wonder how old you were at the time.
LopezAdr 5 months ago
LOLOLOL rare candy .
KuRoKuMo21 6 months ago 3
HOLY CRAP 0:02 - 0:11 Youception!! o____O
Mrcabletwitch 6 months ago 135
@Mrcabletwitch Swoozception sounds better :D
77briian 1 week ago
lolol like dat rare Mew2 pokemon, I love it!
kcalbyrrah 6 months ago
i know how you feel man that happens with me 2 (not the kissing thing the whole people running their mouth thing) and then i lose respect for them. the biggest middle finger to me is that if they tell me something that they dont want to get out i keep my mouth shut
hellhunter359 6 months ago
hey man i really respect you and your firm faith its hard to find that, stay strong
diving5141 6 months ago
For truly. Those words mean little in the world we live in now, or so it appears. I have actually kept many secrets for many, strangers even, and shall do so until the day I die. It is quite strange how many struggle with this ability.
Genisischarm 6 months ago
dude..I can't stop watching...
Mrcabletwitch 6 months ago
haha, i remember playing this....good times
briannabanana951 6 months ago
yey first reaction :D
kekude1 6 months ago
:)
kekude1 6 months ago
LOL i skipped to 4:29 its so friggen funny
slayerz099 7 months ago
i skipped around to 4:29 in the video and i was very very confused.
OptimusOpus 7 months ago 3
Living Proof That Good Guys Dont dont Finish last
GH4NDE 7 months ago 3
It's really hard to break the good guy complex once you start. I still haven't done it and I'm not sure if that's the best choice...
TheHEARTSofLIGHT 7 months ago
Hey bro I appreciate u stickin up for da good guys. Ur a kool dude I could c us as friends if I lived der lol.
instint1000 7 months ago
dang dude.... so what exactly are you good at? ahahahah kissing, fucking, or you just straight out have a big ass penis? LOL sorry but im straight forward like that.
H3art5 7 months ago
I'll keep your secrets swoozie ;)
terdilynn91 7 months ago
You're still a virgin Adante! Yeah, wait for marriage; that's what Philip Rivers did. You gotta see his video on virginity. He's the San Diego QB and is on You Tube. Phil claims you can have great times without sex. What do you replace sex with? Try to appreciate your girl, see her more as a wonderful human being who loves you. If this is foremost in your relationship, sex will mutate into virginity until that special time when you have sealed your union with the marriage vows. First time sex!!!
watchful38 7 months ago 2
u bounced?
NYballer11725 7 months ago
keep it rare:) ahah
TheBritbrat7 8 months ago
you just cant give your candy out :( fine
pookieXXxD 8 months ago
You honestly make my day with your stories! :D
mdisobel 8 months ago 2
This is why whenever a friend has something they don't want repeated, I tell them not to tell me. I know myself well enough to know that one day I'll forget and it'll causally slip out. I could, however, last at least 5 months longer than your friends swoozie. Those girls didn't even think about it.
oldred890 8 months ago
you sure do get alot of action for a virgin
iiix808xiii 8 months ago 416
@iiix808xiii co-sign 100%
Stillmatic5966 7 months ago
@iiix808xiii That's the reason why he gets alot of action.
pkbreeze08 2 months ago
@iiix808xiii its cuz girls think virgins r cute :/
joejoe2377 2 months ago
@iiix808xiii It's like he hasn't done something, he has the opportunity but he doesn't take it. He is the ultimate example of someone who wont do it and thinks of the ramifications and says 'No'. He is my Idol.
WeasleFireable 2 months ago 3
It sucks most girls are like this, this is why I like to think like a man. Less drama/rumors that way =).
dearmisterkidnapper 8 months ago 3
@dearmisterkidnapper i'm a girl and i totally agree i hate gossip :[
bambibethy18 8 months ago
girls NEVER keep their mouth shut.
Cutiebug555 8 months ago
Adande, are you kidding man? you get all these fine girls on you and you don't do it? I know you wanna be a good guy but still man you got to do it ONCE in your life man.
roderick3456 8 months ago
Adande, I NEEEEEEEEDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to know how you find all these girls? :D
roderick3456 8 months ago 3
@roderick3456 hes just charming AND good looking:)
smileyme22 8 months ago
@roderick3456 He sees them (or at least pretends to) the way they want to be seen as opposed to seeing them the way they really are... besides, he's not predatory (or at least plays the role damn good)
NoMoreLiesWS 8 months ago
This happens to me a lot, my people involved though usually say something along the lines of "i didn't realize it was that important!" ....any ideas on how to stress importance?
Girly2123 8 months ago
WWWHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ????
antiunis 8 months ago
awesome experience!! :D :D it shows how awesome u are at living life :D
kimmyrulez 9 months ago
Oh man i can relate to you in so many ways lol
treebush 9 months ago
Man swoozie ur amazing, anyone would of taken the chance to do the thing kids do on prom night, but you just say NO. I respect you, and so do tons of other people.
clubneokinz 9 months ago 3
you should just be quiet lols
XxGinoDxX 9 months ago
I love your stories and your videos!
SuonoReale 9 months ago
cant trust ppl now a days :)
lovable400 9 months ago
dude your awesome !
joergenh97 9 months ago
im in highschool and ive done weed and thats it lol so i love ur stories
mrmyaccount1000 9 months ago
i try to live life like God is watching, and he is, not in the 'i am going to smite you way', but in the 'i am here to help you way'
ToWriteLoveOn 9 months ago
You gotta keep it rare..like that rare mewtwo pokemon" ahahahahaha
jzbo1 10 months ago
私はあなたのチャネルと愛をたくさんの日本からの愛
Learn Japanese and read my comment
Picollo220 10 months ago
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Hahaha I came across your videos randomly and they are soo funny! I could def use a good guy in my life! Keep the videos coming!
hopetarver 10 months ago
Hahaha I came across your videos randomly and they are soo funny! I could def use a good guy in my life! Keep the videos coming!
hopetarver 10 months ago
girls throwing the vag at you and u refuse...........dang adande
10cylas 10 months ago
You look so handsome here! & I really mean, handsome, not just cute or hot.
madisynk 10 months ago 72
All I heard was blah blah blah I didn't hook up with hot girls.
You idiot.
Bak3dB3an 10 months ago
jesus christ sexy girl :o
zabuism 10 months ago
0_0 dudeeee!!! u aree the mannnnnnnnn!!!!!
elsalbaje3051000 11 months ago
You had a two some. I know how that works dude. Good shit!
Jaysnipes 11 months ago
Done all these things before highschool.
ASeptemberToRemember 11 months ago
i think rare candy u say mew 2 rofl
GuyneseBai 11 months ago
Funny ya I learned not to tell my secrets the HARD WAY so uh ya ppl with ya secrets still in ya keep them their just speaking from experience!!
aliyyah2223 11 months ago
This is exactly why I don't tell secrets... NOBODY keeps it
sashikwa 11 months ago
you've kissed a lot of guys and 2 girls. XDD lols!
xchubbychibix 11 months ago
rare candy, nice advice
valetdabess 11 months ago
sWooZie: I just can't go givin' this candy out to everybody!! You gotta keep it rare!..
Me: Hahaha!! Like a rare candy!!
sWooZie: ... Like that rare Mewtwo Pokémon. You can't just go around throwing that Poké Ball at everybody on the street.
Me: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL~~ xDD
calmblythe 11 months ago
ur awesom xP
loconut1 11 months ago
you teach me more then my parents do!!! thanks!! mind if i sub? of course you dont but i did it anyway:)
Vikefan100 11 months ago
LOL come on man COME ON lol you know women always talk. They have that show called Gossip girl for a reason why do you think there's no show called gossip guy? lol but anyways man you're stories are funny as hell.
LD1990 1 year ago
I need to hang out with YOUR friends!
Dougster 1 year ago
haha i love how you give the people in yoour stories names XD e.g. the girl from spain,girl D (from your first kiss) etc. :P
seddon1997 1 year ago
Really??! U walked out? Dats gotta be gay.
ghostie113 1 year ago
you're just too good.
ChildsPhilosophy 1 year ago
I love the part where you say "I just cant be giving my candy out to everybody - you gotta keep it rare" I LOVE IT!!!
orangeorquid7 1 year ago
Mewto is my fav pokemon! XD
decemberXbunny 1 year ago
fuckin' chicks and their big mouths
eagleeye929 1 year ago
I did spin the bottle in 3rd grade!
i know i was too young but i liked it!
FreeAgent205674 1 year ago
oh dear.......you told GIRLS to keep their mouths shut........not even god can accomplish such a task my friend
beatsdownlow103 1 year ago
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i find it funny he's complaining about people keeping their mouth shut, and same time making a long ass videos spilling his life story on youtube, lol
MAelite9 1 year ago
i find it funny he's complaining about people keeping their mouth shut, and sametime making a long ass videos spilling his life story on youtube, lol
MAelite9 1 year ago
@MAelite9 he wasnt saying ppl should keep their mouths shut. he was simply saying, if someone asks you not to tell others about something, then you shouldnt tell. and as he said, those girls didnt keep their mouths shut so thats why hes telling us about it now. it was no longer confidential.
didiermaza 1 year ago
@didiermaza idk about all that, but either way he said he hates ppl that talk about their business and then gets on the youtube and talks about the girls he hooked up with.
MAelite9 1 year ago
Myy wishh is too geet high and Sing the songg walking in a street with some buds. Afroman - Because I got high :D
LTUReborned 1 year ago
I have a question for you... Are you a Christian? It just seems like it would be impossible for you to be this way if you weren't... Wow, your purity and boundaries are an inspiration to us all. Good job! :)
jnnyount 1 year ago
Lol you were trying to be all smooth and stuff talking about rare candy and what not, and I was feeling it up until the pokemon reference. Then I was just laughing. I was all, "Yea, I know. Don't give out free tickets to your show. I feel you". Then the random switch into geek mode just threw me. It was awesome though. :)
iwoman15 1 year ago
You got to be rare... like that rare Mewtwo Pokemon
hahaha lol so hilarious
LD1E60 1 year ago
you need to write a book, i'd buy it
markisfresh930 1 year ago
love your stories!
whitefirex 1 year ago
I love YOU and your stories swoozie! There needs to be more good guys like you around. :) ;)
divamama110 1 year ago
ladies run their mouth- thats girls for ya( i am a girl)...
we like to share with our girlfriends...
ELiL7 1 year ago
i love you. your such a nice guy and did i mention i love you?
mmmsdtv1 1 year ago
im billwasby and i make alot of fubby videos go to my channel and watch them there funny
billwasby 1 year ago
Good story, i got told a secret last week, and i'm not gonna go into details but it's something biiiiiggg... i'm at school and everybody knows i know that particular secret. And i almost spilled the beans but remembered this video and held it in
ChokoMAMBA 1 year ago
Spin the bottle, great way to get Mono or Herpes from your buddies.... pffttt...
24okay 1 year ago
u turned down spain girl? what r u nuts?
AbelDX 1 year ago
u kissed a guy?.....
liljluvsjesus 1 year ago
u are cool :D
mar10perla 1 year ago
I loveee your stories! thanks swoozie. haha I hope others get to see these videos more.
love from Taiwan!
incoherentthoughts 1 year ago
There is not one video that you have that has not made my day!
Keep up the dope videos Adande! Your the shit :)
..in a good way.
......lol actually is there a good way to be the shit?
Never mind that, you're the best sounds better
roln14 1 year ago
swoozie where do you get your sprites??
djc6883 1 year ago
lol awww ur such a nice guy
CynDA01 1 year ago
u look like trey songz :) luv ur vids xxx
carrie1984xx 1 year ago
I agree with @MissDior211. I wouldn't have found your channel if it weren't for Michelle Phan. But I'm so glad I did. I love your videos xD
LemmingKiss 1 year ago
YOU HAVE SO MANY STORIES, its kind of getting me excited about life. :D I'm only in high school so I haven't really done anything yet.
greenbeanbananas 1 year ago 235
@greenbeanbananas ~ get hype about life! Best experience like... EVER!
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