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  • Your a genius!

  • dude I love pity parties

  • 2:16 is it bad that i thought she was playing pac-man .___.

  • Yeah Pokemon!

  • Swoozie ur full of shit but ur stories are still entertaining so I keep watching

  • nigga u gay i woulda fucked

  • i love ur storys they're so funny ^^

  • Damn seizure your lucky. Girls don't throw themselves at us normal folks.

  • I was definitely hooking up with both lmao, like a boss.

  • that is so tru, i hate when people run their mouths after you specifically told them not to.

  • if it was me! i would bang both! :D

  • WHICH ONE WAS PRETTY EYES LOL ---- 16.9

  • Thank you! I really REALLY dislike when people run their mouths off with sensitive information. :I They never understand why I get upset.

  • Good-guy Adande

  • You are either the world's biggest liar or the biggest player. Still don't know.

  • @Raddan2010 He said that all of these stories are true.

  • @Shadowbangg I realize that. Hence why I said he would be the biggest liar.

  • @Raddan2010 Yeah, but his stories are so epic, have a good one! :)

  • @Shadowbangg Thanks, I sure will! You do the same.

  • Since when did it become such a big deal kissing a girl?

  • Hey, any of you guys seen the dislike bar? me neither... hahah

    good vid (y)

  • You have a far stronger resolve than me I can tell you

  • thanks for bein a great influence swoozie

  • lol you should have said like a rare candy but mewtwo wroks too :P

  • same thing happened to me and i had to kiss one girl, sometime later she tells everyone i put my toung in her

  • well said swoozie

  • Good Guy Swoozie

  • dude i'm a virgin ad i'm eighteen and you're inspiring yo cause most of my friends aren't and the pressure is immense... but i'm glad to hear someone else [male] out there that is doing the same and tells the world about it..... keep doing what you do

  • @shotterlee211 loser LOL

  • @GoodLuckOhGf Hater alert -

  • @GoodLuckOhGf Go watch his hater video. That's probably what you look like.

  • @GoodLuckOhGf do you have ANY proof that he is?? do you know him personally??

  • @ladybubbly19 do you have ANY proof that hes not lieing? considering hes never gave one real name of anyone of the girls in his 'storys'???? do you know him personally?? fucking 1 IQ nut hugger.

  • @GoodLuckOhGf he said he's trying to protect their identity.. i don't know him personally at all i'm just saying its rude for you to say he's lieing when you don't know for sure either

  • did you eat her out??

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  • - make a video, how to get so good with the ladys ma maaaan :)

  • I <3 the good guy!

  • 12 ppl are a bunch a haters!

  • What theres good endings all over? wtf? bro

  • Haaahaaa story of my life

  • She might be from spain she might not be from spain.

  • I told my 2 friends this funny secret about this girl and 1 of my friends stayed loyal, a few days later, the girl came up to me and did the little neck cut with finger im gonna kill you thing lol

  • Haha, it sounds like you try to live by reason, that's good. :] real gentleman here.

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  • Lmfaooo "Like that rare Mewtwo pokemon you can't just go around throwin that pokeball at everybody on the street."

  • shes from Spain  :P

  • never play truth or dare with like 7 chicks and 4 dudes when someone tells what happens you never can fucking find out who did it.

  • man. its great to live by your own standards. its great to have your own rules you play by. its great not to try to act as a bad motherf*cker when your not. we get it. kicking a hot woman out your bed when they want some, not cool man. you think you were good cos you didnt give her candy? man thats not even bad. thats evil. must have hurt her feelings haha.

  • 77,931 views  and 896 likes <<< HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!

  • rule one: dont trust PEOPLE! to keep secrets assume that anything you do/say in veiw/ear shot of witnesses will be talked about anything you say will be repeated. if you find a way past this share it no one, the solitary man is NEVER betrayed

  • Rule 1. Dont trust women to keep secrets.. God damn dude..

  • Your like Glozell in man form!! ;DDD

  • i wish all the guys think and act like you!

  • pokemon refrence

  • if you tell someone something, you gotta expect them to repeat it even if you trust them. the truth always comes out

  • Wow your a great guy. Like to be honest and pure.... Awesomeness :]

  • you are so good looking! are you single?

  • I wish I had stayed a virgin, I'd be getting bitches. But then that would kinda defeat the purpose, except the confidence thing

  • u know, i cant play spin the bottle where i live multiple times unless u wanna get calles a w h o r e or a . . . well lots of bad, bad words.

  • Nobody keeps anything quiete!

    

  • I never really liked playing spin the bottle just for that reason that it will be the "talk of the town" for everyone involved.

  • LMAOOO

    "you cant just go around givin this candy to everyone u gotta keep it rare"

  • ..gotta catch em' all.

  • Adande, I wish everyone was like you.

  • @swoozie06 does getting head count as losing your virginity?!:D

  • @MrBreezy310

    no.

  • @justkeely96 I like the way you think ;)

  • @MrBreezy310

    LUL!

  • In each of your stories I wonder how old you were at the time.

  • LOLOLOL rare candy .

  • HOLY CRAP 0:02 - 0:11 Youception!! o____O

  • @Mrcabletwitch Swoozception sounds better :D

  • lolol like dat rare Mew2 pokemon, I love it!

  • i know how you feel man that happens with me 2 (not the kissing thing the whole people running their mouth thing) and then i lose respect for them. the biggest middle finger to me is that if they tell me something that they dont want to get out i keep my mouth shut

  • hey man i really respect you and your firm faith its hard to find that, stay strong

  • For truly. Those words mean little in the world we live in now, or so it appears. I have actually kept many secrets for many, strangers even, and shall do so until the day I die. It is quite strange how many struggle with this ability.

  • dude..I can't stop watching...

  • haha, i remember playing this....good times

  • yey first reaction :D

  • :)

  • LOL i skipped to 4:29 its so friggen funny

  • i skipped around to 4:29 in the video and i was very very confused.

  • Living Proof That Good Guys Dont dont Finish last

  • It's really hard to break the good guy complex once you start. I still haven't done it and I'm not sure if that's the best choice...

  • Hey bro I appreciate u stickin up for da good guys. Ur a kool dude I could c us as friends if I lived der lol.

  • dang dude.... so what exactly are you good at? ahahahah kissing, fucking, or you just straight out have a big ass penis? LOL sorry but im straight forward like that.

  • I'll keep your secrets swoozie ;)

  • You're still a virgin Adante! Yeah, wait for marriage; that's what Philip Rivers did. You gotta see his video on virginity. He's the San Diego QB and is on You Tube. Phil claims you can have great times without sex. What do you replace sex with? Try to appreciate your girl, see her more as a wonderful human being who loves you. If this is foremost in your relationship, sex will mutate into virginity until that special time when you have sealed your union with the marriage vows. First time sex!!!

  • u bounced?

  • keep it rare:) ahah

    

  • you just cant give your candy out :( fine

  • You honestly make my day with your stories! :D

  • This is why whenever a friend has something they don't want repeated, I tell them not to tell me. I know myself well enough to know that one day I'll forget and it'll causally slip out. I could, however, last at least 5 months longer than your friends swoozie. Those girls didn't even think about it.

  • you sure do get alot of action for a virgin

  • @iiix808xiii co-sign 100%

  • @iiix808xiii That's the reason why he gets alot of action.

  • @iiix808xiii its cuz girls think virgins r cute :/

  • @iiix808xiii It's like he hasn't done something, he has the opportunity but he doesn't take it. He is the ultimate example of someone who wont do it and thinks of the ramifications and says 'No'. He is my Idol.

  • It sucks most girls are like this, this is why I like to think like a man. Less drama/rumors that way =).

  • @dearmisterkidnapper i'm a girl and i totally agree i hate gossip :[

  • girls NEVER keep their mouth shut. 

  • Adande, are you kidding man? you get all these fine girls on you and you don't do it? I know you wanna be a good guy but still man you got to do it ONCE in your life man.

  • Adande, I NEEEEEEEEDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to know how you find all these girls? :D

  • @roderick3456 hes just charming AND good looking:)

  • @roderick3456 He sees them (or at least pretends to) the way they want to be seen as opposed to seeing them the way they really are... besides, he's not predatory (or at least plays the role damn good)

  • This happens to me a lot, my people involved though usually say something along the lines of "i didn't realize it was that important!" ....any ideas on how to stress importance?

  • WWWHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ????

  • awesome experience!! :D :D it shows how awesome u are at living life :D

  • Oh man i can relate to you in so many ways lol

  • Man swoozie ur amazing, anyone would of taken the chance to do the thing kids do on prom night, but you just say NO. I respect you, and so do tons of other people.

  • you should just be quiet lols

  • I love your stories and your videos!

  • cant trust ppl now a days :)

  • dude your awesome !

  • im in highschool and ive done weed and thats it lol so i love ur stories

  • i try to live life like God is watching, and he is, not in the 'i am going to smite you way', but in the 'i am here to help you way'

  • You gotta keep it rare..like that rare mewtwo pokemon" ahahahahaha

  • 私はあなたのチャネルと愛をたくさんの日本からの愛

    Learn Japanese and read my comment

  • Hahaha I came across your videos randomly and they are soo funny! I could def use a good guy in my life! Keep the videos coming!

  • girls throwing the vag at you and u refuse...........dang adande

  • You look so handsome here! & I really mean, handsome, not just cute or hot.

  • All I heard was blah blah blah I didn't hook up with hot girls.

    You idiot.

  • jesus christ sexy girl :o

  • 0_0 dudeeee!!! u aree the mannnnnnnnn!!!!!

  • You had a two some. I know how that works dude. Good shit!

  • Done all these things before highschool.

  • i think rare candy u say mew 2 rofl

  • Funny ya I learned not to tell my secrets the HARD WAY so uh ya ppl with ya secrets still in ya keep them their just speaking from experience!!

  • This is exactly why I don't tell secrets... NOBODY keeps it

  • you've kissed a lot of guys and 2 girls. XDD lols!

  • rare candy, nice advice

  • sWooZie: I just can't go givin' this candy out to everybody!! You gotta keep it rare!..

    Me: Hahaha!! Like a rare candy!!

    sWooZie: ... Like that rare Mewtwo Pokémon. You can't just go around throwing that Poké Ball at everybody on the street.

    Me: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOL~~ xDD

  • ur awesom xP

  • you teach me more then my parents do!!! thanks!! mind if i sub? of course you dont but i did it anyway:)

  • LOL come on man COME ON lol you know women always talk. They have that show called Gossip girl for a reason why do you think there's no show called gossip guy? lol but anyways man you're stories are funny as hell.

  • I need to hang out with YOUR friends!

  • haha i love how you give the people in yoour stories names XD e.g. the girl from spain,girl D (from your first kiss) etc. :P

  • Really??! U walked out? Dats gotta be gay.

  • you're just too good.

  • I love the part where you say "I just cant be giving my candy out to everybody - you gotta keep it rare" I LOVE IT!!!

  • Mewto is my fav pokemon! XD

  • fuckin' chicks and their big mouths

  • I did spin the bottle in 3rd grade!

    i know i was too young but i liked it!

  • oh dear.......you told GIRLS to keep their mouths shut........not even god can accomplish such a task my friend

  • i find it funny he's complaining about people keeping their mouth shut, and sametime making a long ass videos spilling his life story on youtube, lol

  • @MAelite9 he wasnt saying ppl should keep their mouths shut. he was simply saying, if someone asks you not to tell others about something, then you shouldnt tell. and as he said, those girls didnt keep their mouths shut so thats why hes telling us about it now. it was no longer confidential.

  • @didiermaza idk about all that, but either way he said he hates ppl that talk about their business and then gets on the youtube and talks about the girls he hooked up with.

  • Myy wishh is too geet high and Sing the songg walking in a street with some buds. Afroman - Because I got high :D

  • I have a question for you... Are you a Christian? It just seems like it would be impossible for you to be this way if you weren't... Wow, your purity and boundaries are an inspiration to us all. Good job! :)

  • Lol you were trying to be all smooth and stuff talking about rare candy and what not, and I was feeling it up until the pokemon reference. Then I was just laughing. I was all, "Yea, I know. Don't give out free tickets to your show. I feel you". Then the random switch into geek mode just threw me. It was awesome though. :)

  • You got to be rare... like that rare Mewtwo Pokemon

    hahaha lol so hilarious

  • you need to write a book, i'd buy it

  • love your stories!

  • I love YOU and your stories swoozie! There needs to be more good guys like you around. :) ;)

  • ladies run their mouth- thats girls for ya( i am a girl)...

    we like to share with our girlfriends...

  • i love you. your such a nice guy and did i mention i love you?

  • im billwasby and i make alot of fubby videos go to my channel and watch them there funny

  • Good story, i got told a secret last week, and i'm not gonna go into details but it's something biiiiiggg... i'm at school and everybody knows i know that particular secret. And i almost spilled the beans but remembered this video and held it in

  • Spin the bottle, great way to get Mono or Herpes from your buddies.... pffttt... 

  • u turned down spain girl? what r u nuts?

  • u kissed a guy?.....

  • u are cool :D

  • I loveee your stories! thanks swoozie. haha I hope others get to see these videos more.

    love from Taiwan!

  • There is not one video that you have that has not made my day!

    Keep up the dope videos Adande! Your the shit :)

    ..in a good way.

    ......lol actually is there a good way to be the shit?

    Never mind that, you're the best sounds better

  • swoozie where do you get your sprites??

  • lol awww ur such a nice guy

  • u look like trey songz :) luv ur vids xxx

  • I agree with @MissDior211. I wouldn't have found your channel if it weren't for Michelle Phan. But I'm so glad I did. I love your videos xD

  • YOU HAVE SO MANY STORIES, its kind of getting me excited about life. :D I'm only in high school so I haven't really done anything yet.

  • @greenbeanbananas ~ get hype about life! Best experience like... EVER!