Unlikely Lines From Children's Books - Mock The Week - Series 10 - Episode 7 - BBC Two

[becca61063]

Ahahahahaha, 'Lets learn the alphabet. A is for adopted like you. B is for ... Basmati XD and 'Oi Grandma what a great big flatscreen TV you've got!, said little red riding hoodie.' trolololololololololololol XD

[ABIGVENOM999]

were's gadafe?

up your arse!

[ohrightthatswhy]

a string fello, whats a string fellow? why didnt you know?

it has tanned leather sking and a massive labedo

and bad 80's hair and a grin like a pedo! lol

[Silverkin1]

There are black guys in Britain?

[camtheman3x6]

@Silverkin1 oo boy, yes. where i come from its a 50/50 to black whit ratio

[SpartanPict]

@Silverkin1 Too bloody many!!

[mancunianhardcore]

@Silverkin1 there are people who don't weigh more than the size of the sun in america?

[Silverkin1]

@mancunianhardcore AMERICAN used BLATANT IGNORANCE OF OTHERS. IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

[mancunianhardcore]

@Silverkin1 nah pal

[LegalVampire]

@Silverkin1 Duh :-b

[MsDDiddy]

@Silverkin1 let me guess....you're american?

[Silverkin1]

@MsDDiddy Yeah.

[MsDDiddy]

@Silverkin1 that explains things...

[JoshuaTheMacUser]

'And Emily learned, if she had been a nice little girl.....Mummy and Daddy would've never got divorced' - pure genius!

[caieraD]

I love Dara's face when people take the piss of him :)

[redjuicyapples]

Loved Chris' first joke =)

[KitsuneProject]

the railway children sadly got killed by Thomas The Tank Engine

[KitsuneProject]

that one about Eeyore joke was hilarious XD

[KitsuneProject]

time to learn the alphabet, children:

A is for Arse

B is for Brap, Brap! and

C is for Chav. bollocks!, if you've read B, you are a chav

[KitsuneProject]

the railway children sadly died because they got ran over by a train

[MoonChild637]

you know when you can't find kimmorin141 and find out why joelski11NCFC called him a dick .... O-O

[UltraGoodTV]

Wheres Gadafi? At the bottom of the sea

[AliShabanov]

just one more and i'll stop watching these....

[1875HIBEESFC]

Love the string fellow joke, who's the black guy?

[Jeffnumber1fan09]

1st 1 I've seen without Russel Howard

[TheCelticValhalla]

"whos been sleeping in my bed?" said daddy bear "well..." said mommy bear, "its been your brother ryan and hes a much better shag than your are"

[twelveofaces]

"A, is for adopted like you." funny as!

[kyla10110]

2:02 is ace as well

[kyla10110]

1:06 lovely! Ace joke!

[antonator987]

if only frankie was in this one

[IceTehHedgehog]

I always crack up at the Stringfellow gag, because that's my sister's boyfriend's second name :D

[matrixphijr]

This is probably the funniest one that doesn't feature Frankie.

[ReyWrestler619]

haha lengendary is what you call the stringfellow joke :D

[STORMkiD100]

0:14 classic joke!

[SchwarzundWeis]

'And as Eeyore put the noose around his neck'

could someone explain that one to me?

[spencer1873]

@SchwarzundWeis Eeyore is always sad in the winnie the pooh.

Putting a noose around your neck means you are going to hang yourself

[slinkiwaffel]

@SchwarzundWeis noose is the stuff u use to hang urself

[slinkiwaffel]

@SchwarzundWeis cos eyeore was depressed

[5that1dude5]

Hickory dickory dock, your mother forgot to cover his cock, hickory dickory dock.

[bigsexy292]

4 people should have gone to SpecSavers

[TMFKSOFT]

A String fellow?

Whats a string fellow?

A string fellow, why didn't you know?

It has tanned leather skin and a massive labido and bad 80's hair and a grin like a pedo.

[JaguarPawww]

i only laughed at the black guys joke because if i didn't that would make me, racist.

[sammyr0]

who is the dude in the red shirt

[Gallers]

@sammyr0 Nathan Caton.

[mortuseon]

This is one of my favourites.

[Crazyfist999]

andy parsons stole his sugababes gag from vic and bob on shooting stars.

[MrKingofhats]

Click on my profile and watch my video. It might make you smile.

[SiloNova25]

Time to insert one whole quote from this video to gain the top comment...

[MRA7XMAD]

winnie the shit

[DnBGenie]

funny black guy is funny

[andrewkiwi100]

"The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. Or as we like to call them, the Sugababes."

LAWWL

[ThingsWeSaidToday]

Oh, if only Frankie were still here......

[jakamneziak]

and so winnie the pooh and his friends set up a new posse to take over the hip hop world. They became known as 'tiggers with attitude'

[GetxGingerReady]

'And as Eeyore put the noose around his neck'

LEGENDARY!

[dunnoeabcd]

@GetxGingerReady I dun understand this joke

[animequeen20012003]

@dunnoeabcd In Winnie-the-Pooh, Eeyore is generally characterized as pessimistic, gloomy, depressed and anhedonic... meaning he is capable of topping himself off.

[shahedskinny]

@GetxGingerReady DON'T RUIN THE FUCKING JOKE TROLL.

[GetxGingerReady]

@shahedskinny oh shut up.

[mob67285]

@GetxGingerReady NO

[iTwinzUK]

And the girl with the dragon tattoo who played with fire and kicked the hornets nest had finally learnt her lesson. She died painfully of hepititus, burn wounds and hornet stings.

[19Vexthehedgehog91]

YOU'VE LEFT US BEHIND YOU WANKER!!!! LOL

[RaincloudPlay]

It sounds almost like, "A is for adopted, like Hugh."

[hitmancoolio]

The noose joke had me laughing.

[xemmamannx]

a string fellow? whats a string fellow? a string fellow, didnt u know, it has tanned leather skin, and a massive labido, and bad 80's hair and a grin like a peado !! lollage :) x

[EdeLovesGerrard]

LMFAAAAOO!!!!

im not gonna quote a funny line... cos i laughed at all of em..

oh and..

basmati. LOOOL. i died.

[SuperSneackeyPyro]

@RicardoSS85 having a tea party with hitler and osama bin laden in hell

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

Mickey Flannigon is well funny.

[samwithana]

hungry caterpillar ftw!

[SiliconBong]

Dara raises the middle finger ever to subtley.

[Elzebub666]

@kimmorin141 Lol, Cyanide and Ice-cream, love it!

[LokkerG]

@kimmorin141 That's dark... nice!

[izzyGO52]

@kimmorin141 That's AWESOME :D

[Furubatsu]

@kimmorin141 i see your a fan of Cyanide and Happiness

[SchwarzeWitwe2]

@kimmorin141 Hooray for plagiarism! May want to credit Cyanide & Happiness.

[kimmorin141]

@SchwarzeWitwe2 dude...its a youtube comment....relax

[joelski11NCFC]

@kimmorin141 You dick I was waiting for one of the comedians to say that and it never came!

[kimmorin141]

@joelski11NCFC umm......sorry?

[b0bm3rley]

@kimmorin141 Cyanide and happiness.

[TheMewmewichigo]

Where's Gaddafi?

Looking for Nemo

[Blink182Rule2]

Where's Gaddafi?

Dead in a hole.

[MrPurplephrog]

you've left us behind you wanker!

[AlesanaEmarosaFTW]

I love how micky has grown on me tbh.

[Affubalator]

I love how Dara looks up expectedly, then gets the joke.

[CaptainHollister]

"I used to be on Top Gear", said Stig of the Dump lol

[DomWeasel]

Love how ever since the episode where they made fun of the size of Dara's head that Stewart keeps making jokes about him.

[Stitchpunk9]

Did he say "Basmati" or "Buy a Smartie?"

[animequeen20012003]

@Stitchpunk9 It's Basmati.

[AWOwns]

@Stitchpunk9 Basmati. It's a reference to a joke earlier in the episode about the rioting earlier in the year.

[MrKay0]

@Stitchpunk9 Basmati... It's Ghanian Rice

[margramarkil]

"I used to be on top gear" said stig of the dump.

[Nakatomiuk83]

I actually liked the Stringfellow joke



[syaoranoni54326]

I love how people can get top comments with one word nowadays.

[TheTradge]

Hard to believe that Chris Addison is 40!

[sec0ndevolution]

@TheTradge Holy shit you're right!

[masere]

@TheTradge No way! I thought he was late 20's!

[SpecBoom]

1:06



[LovinMusicxxx]

"'What a big TV screen u got!' said little red riding hoodie."

[kellybradford23]

"And Mary learned, stuffing her bra with tissues made daddy like her more"

[Queenrock990]

"yes It is unlikely, I once was once on top gear" Said Stig of the dump. LOL

[jalowitz]

Two questions from a non-Brit...is the Stringfellow about Peter Stringfellow the nightclub owner? (I googled and he looked to fit) Why is "Basmati" in an Indian accent funny?

[Historian66669]

@jalowitz During the London riots, a looter looted a supermarket only to come out with a big bag of basmati rice. They used this reference before in the show too so everyone knows what he is talking about.

[Nakatomiuk83]

@jalowitz Yes it Peter Stringfellow, and the Basmati joke is to something that happened in the full episode

[zzzzBov]

A "string fellow" what's a "string fellow"?

A "string fellow"? Why, didn't you know,

it has tan leather skin, and a massive libido,

and bad '80s hair, and a grin like a pedo!

[Dhammond5]

Who's the black dude?

[MacauleyOliver]

@Dhammond5 nathan caton

[bustuhaz]

Basmati...

[FieldHockeyIsBetter1]

@ellenmelon771 he's canadian!

[MalevolentXMaganda]

YOU WANKER!

[ICantBeFaged]

chris addison is soo funny and sexy!

[ellenmelon771]

Love that American bloke, he's always brillopads on the show. xD xXx

[Turtleman7007]

You've left us behind you wanker!

[StonedHedgehogFilms]

Why do idiots insist on posting quotes from a video we just FUCKING WATCHED!



[Rainbownerd01]

A string fellow? What's a string fellow? A string fellow why didn't you know? It has tanned leather skin and a massive libido and bad 80's hair and a GRIN LIKE A PEADO :D

[TheMcrrockers]

And as eeyore put the noose around his neck....

[ellenmelon771]

@TheMcrrockers lol, that was the best one!! ;P xXx

[TheMcrrockers]

@ellenmelon771 I know right, love mock of the week! xox

[ellenmelon771]

@TheMcrrockers ;P xXx

[LmasterLight]

Wow awesome quality

[popazz1]

A breath of fresh air without Boyle!

[SumthinMstBAvailable]

1:09 - LOL!

[AntiOxygenH20]

Where's Ghaddafi?!

[chelsy205]

Who's the young comedian?

[McChazzle1]

@chelsy205 Chris Addison?

[chelsy205]

@McChazzle1 The Brown/Black man with dreadlocks?

[McChazzle1]

@chelsy205 ohh Nathan Caton

[chelsy205]

@McChazzle1 Thanks.

[MsAbixxx]

Where's Gaddafi?

YAY! We found him! Hiding in that little tunnel! XD I bet the kid who spotted him got a lollypop XD

[PFCPure]

Micky ran the round.

[foreveryoung1398]

love chris addison :)

[Ma6ku6ta6]

What's the place with the supposed wild things that Hugh Dennis mentions? x)

[MsAbixxx]

@Ma6ku6ta6 Tottenham XD

[ellenmelon771]

@Ma6ku6ta6 Tottenham xP xXx

[RicardoSS85]

'Where's Gaddafi?'

I think I have an idea...

[McChazzle1]

And as Eeyore put the noose around his neck,,,

:')

[SilverVixen77]

@McChazzle1 Trouble is, I can actually picture that.

[Queenrock990]

The Lion, the witch and the wardrobe-or as we like to call them-The Sugababes! XD

[TomFynn]

Great. Shaved Hobbits. How many pints till I get THAT image out of my head?

[GriddledSardines]

basmati

[dylandior123]

Hilarious! :-p

[3treeroor]

I played this in school assembly.

[RedDeadMaster1000]

You've left us behind you wanker

Lol

[LokkerG]

@Georgeous129 I still think he's better than Gina Yashire...

[ellenmelon771]

lol, I'd love Chris Addisson to do an audio reading of my books! XD xXx

[msbubulove]

and as Eeyore put the noose around his neck...

[madbab00n]

disliked

[lickylickyass]

no dislikes yesss

[mist8k]

Northern bloke rapping fast  /watch?v=agME2fDR00g

[SwiftDarkDreams]

" As Eeyore put the noose around his neck..." Ruining our childhoods... one line at a time.

[jewbinson]

"you've left us behind, you... wanker!"

rofl

[madboy8761]

0:22 best rhyme ever!!!!!

[ManseaM]

this looks like a cheap rip off of whose line is it anyways

[Solidboat123]

@ManseaM They were created by the same people

[ManseaM]

@Solidboat123 oh ok

[1994liverpoolrule]

Who's been sleeping in my bed said daddy bear? Well said mommy bear, It's your brother ryan and he's a much better shag then you are

[Haven021196]

A stringfellow why didn't you know it has tanned leather skin and a massive labido

[Haven021196]

A stringfellow? What's a stringfellow?

[deanman007]

2:37 Rape Face O_O

[slyfox793]

and as eyore put the noose around his neck, yes yes grandma what a big tv screen you got said little red riding hoodie

[dramaqueen7777777]

Am watching this on TV now :L :L xx

[1994anon]

@GHAlexander1994 one of the best ever lines

[habashmi]

BASMATTI

[jrainey94]

Who's been sleeping in MY bed tonight? said daddy bear. Well, said Mummy Bear, It's been your brother Ryan, who's had a better shag than you are XD lol