Cuttlefish and Asparagus South Park

[LTDANMAN44]

the first time i saw this i was laughing so hard i shit my pants

[forsakenlover]

cuttlefish is funny

[shoequack]

Lolll xD

[MrBroseph311]

i thought the episode was ok def not one of the best..but man this part had me and my friends dying laughing. i was happy they brought the character back for city sushi

[aznotterftw]

press "9" repeatedly for kyle gurgling sh**

[Mutt502]

XD love how he says 'paste'

...or the vanirra pastoch?

[TheSteelLegs]

HEOLRD ONDA KIRITUUUU, I BREREREVE IN UUUUUUUU

[Droidek74415]

my name, is not, Kyaruu...

[ferrofever]

Hrod on kril I bereve in youu!

[FullMetallSanta]

Ooooooohhh!!!!! its going to be a rot hold on kyre i bereive in youuuuuuuuuuu....*Takes a long crap*

[InMyWorld10]

I hope the iPad at the end was wearing a condom... That girl got fucked for the whole damn episode she had anal sex with a FUCKING IPAD!!!

[FaDexToXiiCz1]

Oh No kyle, cuddle fish is going to come out of my asshole!!!!!! It's going to be arot!!!! I believe in you

[benrough94]

Whsts so bad about.cuttle fish.and asparagus???

[david1991rules4life]

repeatedly press 6 for "OUTA MY ASSWHOLE!!" :L!

[MrGrantelbart]

he speaks like a SAMURAI :D

[Skullee09]

What episode is this

[ricane98]

@Skullee09 human centipad

[zackryan01]

HOLD ON CAYOU!!! i BEEREAVEEE IN YOU!!!!

[B1gDaDdy954]

This is the most disturbing shit i ever seen especially since its based off a real movie could you imagine being for ed to swallow shit??????????

[PenutButerNdJely]

is it ironic that im watching this while taking a shit?

[Ghandimw2]

i love this

[assviolator4]

hey, they at least ate fresh food, not some GMO bullcrap

[SenoreMeowMeow]

lol best like on south park by an asian man "Oh no! cuttle fish is about to come out of meh asshole! hord on kyre i berieve in youuuuU!"

[AlexNOSAM]

Press Alt+F4 if you want the pain in your eyes seeing all the lame "press 2 to see shit..." and "press 4 to hear some bs..." comments...

[countrybill45]

Haha, this episode was hilarious.

But damn, other than death (like all of Kennys) that's has got to be the worst thing any South Park kid has had to go through. I was surprised Kyle was chosen for this role, instead of Butters.

[warriorofsteel01]

rofl

[forsakenlover]

very funny

[BoureiNoAkuma]

Watch this at least 3 times a day. It's still funny as shit. If you'll excuse the pun.

[96DzmitryWestberg96]

hahaha epic

[13theangelofdeath]

OH NO CUTTLE FISH IS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF MY ASS HOLE, lmfao that would be the worst three way ever

[NerdGangsta2]

Kyle sounds like Kenny........

[nachocheese154]

I bereeve in you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrBigt0]

whyn is cuttrefish and asparagus worse than vanirra paste?

[zackboomer]

@MrBigt0 think about it for 1 second

[xabii22alonsoo]

People... Its "I BERIEVE in you!!!"

[THEVENICELION]

Hilarious !!!!

[LoONgzterZ199]

this number pressing is fucking hilarious shit man! HAHAHA

[Icleus]

I guess Kyle won't be eating sushi for awhile...

[mooxim]

I wanted to search for cuttlefish videos because they're really cool. cuttlefish and asparagus was a recommended search. I kinda wish I hadn't tried to figure out why.

[loner1878]

Anyone else start reading Apple's agreement forms after this?

[mytimton]

@loner1878 YES

[SantaWithGuns]

Does it really matters what he eats? It will be shit anyways!

[Dirtykappalicious]

Press 6 to meet Madama Asshole.

[TheKimKyok]

Hold on Kaieru!!

[nettubarona]

South park golden (and crappy) moments, 15 seasons and counting.

[The10mmTot]

keep pressing 9 and UH



[wal3290]

Oh No!

Cuttle Fish is about to come OUTTA' MA' ASSHOEL!!!!!!

0:22

[TheEleisha11]

@wal3290 I BELEVE IN YOU!!!! LMAO

[JayteePhandango]

About time Kyle gets his bitchy mouth shut.

And what better way to do that than to put it aligned WITHUH HIS ASSAH HOLE!

[cosmonautiks]

hold on Kyrue!!

[Nintendoman01]

Okay, I'd watch the South Park parody over the actual Human Centipede movie any day.

[16hazard]

who would you rather be the one in the front , the middle, or the back

iwould rather be the front cuz you cause the pain to them

[asdjob]

HORD ON KYRE I BERIEVE IN U!!!!

[caleb1823]

OH NOOOOO CUTTLEFISH IS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF MY ASS HOLE

kyle: RRRRRRRRRRRRERRRRRERREERRERERE­R

[MyloHase]

I've never eaten cuttlefish or asparagus, can someone explain why Kyle is so against it?

[MrEthanman11]

@MyloHase Veeeeeery smelly shit.

[rex666777]

now i'm bored. vanilla paste is still tasty

[rex666777]

wow this 4s is fun! totally worth a little digested cuttlefish.

[TheThurrockFamily]

OK KYRE I EAT THE CUTTTTELLFISH

[taltigolt]

if kyle traded places with the girl it would be mindly better for everyone

[Spikeruleshell]

OH NO! CUTTLEFISH IS ABOUT TO COME OUTTA MY ASSHOLE!!

[XiAphexXi]

i like how this video was uploaded by "Ass Violator 4"

[DiveBum18]

keep pressing 9

[daisyhinojosa23]

lol kyle sounds like kenny

[NKeepoo]

why wont this ipad learn to read

[wal3290]

0:23

HOLY CRAP HE's AMERICAN!

[Francogallus]

0:00 Apparently you can't jailbreak the humancentipad.

[Sneezlebob]

Thumbs up if you watched "Making of South Park

[whywhywhywhyshame]

CUTTLEFISH IS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF ASSHOLE!

[parker1cod]

Wow seriously same two comments!

[TheKobeaschari]

3 people ate cuttlefish and asparagus^^

[IXISwaggerIXI]

SHOUD I ITTA CUTTLEFISH AND ASPARAGUS...OR DA VANILLA PESTOH??

[michaelmarijuana]

"Here it comes! Its going to be a rot!"

[michelle13579123]

OOHHH NOOE. CUDDLE FISH ABOUT TO CUDDLE OUTTA MAH ASSHOLE. HOLD ON KYRE. I BERIEVE IN UUUUU

[Funkmonkv1]

i watched the actual movie last night and laughed cause of South Park.

[DjLUTI]

press 2 and then 6 "eat the cuttlefish OUT OF MY ASSHOLE

[MaidenFan24568]

Part of me thinks the japanese guy pretended not to understand kyru so he could eat the cuttlefish

[ARTUROK4EVER]

HOLD ON KYRU I BERIVE IN YOUUUUUUUU!

[Yellowmellowbromod]

Lolz

[MasterofrandomAlex]

2 Eat the cuttel fish n speragus xD.

[HomerSimpson911]

KYLE SOUNDS LIKE KENNY!!!!XDDDDD

[assviolator4]

Press 9 repedeatly for Kyre eating Japanese guy's asshore

[prideofasia99]

As disgusting as the movie was, I would rather watch it then Twilight

[WildBill6942]

I have never laughed so hard!

[vitoantonioliuzzi]

that's what I call a great video!!! 

[Zephyesa]

I AM STARVING! HAHAHAHAHA

[xscreamngh98]

HOLD ON KAYU!!!! I BELIVE IN YOU!!!!!! HHAHHAHHAHHAHA!!!!!

[Simpliey]

Hahahaha, after the girl farts the iPad turns on xD

[HeavensValkyrie]

The 2 dislikes are the 2 people behind the cuttlefish guy

[TopSpinns]

3people1cuttlefish.

[mshade14]

HOLD ON KYRU.....I BERIEVE IN YOUUUUU!!!!

[Tigerclaws63]

Outta ma asshoe!

[VezkhatonLillmans]

Vainilla Paste!!!Vainilla paste!!!!!

[AbdiDieWeinfee]

1 Guy has eaten

one Cuttlefish and Asparagus XD

[Rekebeger]

Hahahahahaha! This episode is so fucking genious! I watxched The Humen Centipede when it came out (Real movie) and then I see episode of South Park... I can't stop laugh. This japaneese guy is so freakin' funny!

[FractalBolt]

"Hold on Kairu!" lol!

[Darksoul3214]

was the last person a girl or boy

[527illini]

KYLU!!!!

[mrpivot181]

lol i went to a restaraunt with my sis and they had cuttlefish and she ate some and her stomach hurted so i was like you should of got the vanilla paste XD

[forsakenlover]

very funny

[wyten]

Wait the Japanese guy said he couldn't read English, yet he was able to read th bowls

[Buradori0]

saw this before i heard of the movie, I was like 'O_O?

[aeternostenet]

notice that the ipad(or whtever) lights up at the end.

[rocksbox504]

OH NO! CUDDRLE FISH IS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF MY ASS HORL

[rezerpent]

TOPLESS GIRL!!

[dbziscoolcp]

@rezerpent thats a cartoon, watch the REAL MOVIE!!!

[MeisterJohnny007]

It´s so sicko... but funny :-D

[cozzy19911]

HORD ON KYRE! I BERIEVE IN YOU!

[eddshomie]

there's a second human centipede movie coming out

[daftrok]

At first I thought the Human Centipede was attaching a bunch of midsections together to make one head, 6 arms and 2 legs mutated thing. Then I thought South Park was parodying it in a hilarious way like this (anus to mouth). Then I saw the trailer for Human Centipede...

[gmcclelland1992]

@daftrok We all feel your pain.

[bleachfan178]

I BELIEVE IN YOUUUUUU!

[goldpsp3000]

Why didn't they put a laxative in

[Javagui21]

great job, stan. now the japanese are normal like us

[shitpickleX]

Ultimate gay test:

what did you see in this scene?

A) a boy's mouth at a man's ass.

B) that women wasn't wearing a bra.

If you chose A then I got news for you

[Baracuda1337]

@shitpickleX You're not straight if you get turned on by 2D animated South Park women.

[SentaiFilmworks]

@shitpickleX A.

[commodores52]

@shitpickleX So does that mean your bisexual since you appearantly noticed both

[WKaliberr]

@Zachattack0587 it makes my dick hard, i want my mouth to be stitched to Kim Kardashian's ass after she ate expired shellfish and drank stale coffee

[Sursion7]

I've been waiting 15 seasons to watch Kyle get what he deserves. I love this episode.

[westonlad2010]

hold on kyruuu?

[SentaiFilmworks]

What's wrong with the Japanese man after eating?

[czs5056]

is the woman topless?

[SentaiFilmworks]

How do you add the apps to the Humancentipad?

[gmenfan48]

OH NO!!!!! CUTTLE FISH ABOUT TO COME OUT OF MY ASSHO!!! HOLD ON KYLE! I BEREVE IN YOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

[KreigsMarine2]

"....I berieve in youooooooooooo!!!!!!!.........­.frfrfffffrfrfrfrfrf!!"

[bittergunowner12]

0 people dont believe in Kyle.

[msSonic192]

Why bad stuff always happen to Kyle?

[SentaiFilmworks]

@msSonic192 That's the second step of processing the loading the Humancentipad.

[jimmymack94]

oh no! cuttlefish is about to come out of mah asshole!!

[goldpsp3000]

TASty

[englishman177]

most disgusting and twisted moment in all of South Park history.

[vancityguy]

Dammit! So it's cuttlefish! All this time I've been feeding my HUMANCENTiPAD squid.

[pattison1892]

PASTE'O

[garyarant]

This clip makes me lose my ****.

[Chaosmaster8753]

How did he think Kyle wanted him to eat the cuttlefish?

[Jayden698]

fucking hilarious

[drewsky684]

garlic humus and green curry

[drewsky684]

T-worst and escargot

[thepallbearer]

"Oh, It's gong to be arot!!" fucking love how the japanese guy says that.

[thisisdecaf4900]

I love how he's got the multiple personality disorder now XD

[IIxHarbinger]

Vanilla PasteO!

[zshot2188]

cuttlefish is about to come outa ma ashole!!!!!!!

[WildB1000]

You know its sad when your Algebra Teacher talks and jokes around with you about South Park

[warren010h]

@WildB1000 lol dam ur teacher does that?? i know one thing, , its sht like that that hurts durin college lol

[tylerf13ful]

thumbs up if you love how kyle's legs and hands hang down

[BloodEagle729]

OH NO! CUTTLEFISH IS ABOUT TO ACOME OUT OF MY ASSHOLE!

[faxe112]

HOLD ON KYRU I BERIEVE IN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[faxe112]

Vanila pasto

[KommentaryGuy]

I BERIEVE IN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUU­U!!!!!

[EmperorRay1]

@quad108 that's because they are both voiced by Matt Stone.

[NoTgAyLiKeYoU]

I BELIEVE IN YOU!!

[ZSwierczynski]

CUTTLEFISH!

[iMacMiller]

I love how at the end the ipad lights up l0l

[FuryGearSolid]

Oh no! Cuttlefish is about to come out of my asshole!!! LOOOOOOL!!!!!!

[limbot]

the japanese dude said cuttlefish and vanilla properly?

[whitepantha234]

proof that racist accents and toilet humour is still funny

[thebluesboy1]

I BERIEVE IN YOU!!

[MrRaideRaz]

Japanese dude is too awesome hord on Kyre I berieve in you!

[Direngrey066]

too fucking funny love the Japanese guy the most

LMFAO

[H2OYoshi]

@Direngrey066 the japanese guy later appears in city sushi as a city sushi worker.

[xSeVeNx88x]

@Direngrey066 is that the same japanese guy that commit suicide from that CITY SUSHI episode? lol

[squirrelshatred]

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol LMAF lol XD

[fmlove]

While this was funny when south park did it, it doesn't change my belief that human centipede was a sick movie that should never have been made

[MrHaithwaite1992]

@fmlove It was one sick dutch film. I believe Michael Caine said it best - "There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intollerant of other peoples' cultures, and the dutch."

[heartamiel]

@MrHaithwaite1992 im dutch xd

[MJTRadio]

@fmlove Looks like there's just one more person whose never seen it and doesn't realize it's a comedy after the one hour mark

[Ryotaichido]

@fmlove

Because the movie sucked so bad?

[EMusyk]

@fmlove hahahaha well thats harsh if you dont like it dont watch it lol

[Needham90]

@fmlove Lightweight.