Emo Song

[kidsworldable]

Oh my gosh! Swaim!

[bizzolizzo]

0:45

[WildCardFive]

So this is what Tom Delonge did after Blink.

[19JordanBoii98]

This is offensive to 'Emo's' :/

[Geezart1982]

This never gets old... I loved it a year ago and I STILL love it XD

[username4038]

LMFAo

[4Silent0Lette8]

I Didn't Want You To Cut Urself,

(Without Me Of Course)

So I Watch'd.

Now Gimme Thaa Knife && Heresz My Emo Smile For You----> :(

[YodaTomassi]

Cut your self.

[GypsyBoyfb]

Gay Song Grate Voice

[coldsleeper01]

I love this video! But who actually sung the lyrics? I mean, as talented as Swaim is, I know he can't sing worth a damn.

[Bannedforfun]

I've cut in the past and this is funny as hell. :D

[shittyfagg]

@Bannedforfun shoulda done it right mate.

[brenbernhardt]

so fucking ignorant.

[coldsleeper01]

@brenbernhardt I just gave you a sarcastic thumbs up!

[Darrenluvr4eva]

i love those arent muskets good job and i love you MICHEAL SWAIM <3

[Schlongster69]

Video I mean

[Schlongster69]

Lmfao great vids

[1xxRYANxx3]

Whats the chords i wanna play this song???



[xxxMorganxGinnettxxx]

i went to the hospital twice to get stitches and a few times for oding

[Geezart1982]

Around 0:27 I start laughing so hard.

[Geezart1982]

ROFL

[Sorinphyre]

I wish my lawn was Emo so it would cut itself for me.

[supereddo]

Oh, Swaim.

[evermorelovely]

I went to try cutting myself once, i poked myself with a pin and couldnt go any further lol. and this song shows some serious manipulative skills

[LegendaryAdrenaline]

The lyrics are dumb but I like the sound of the song.

[breathlessmidnight23]

this is so far from this truth its entertaining<3 but if there really is anyone out there like this... O.o

[Corinthness]

It actually works... Girls normally pay more attention to you and they spend more time with you.

[cloudwolfsa]

Cutting myself onl;y got me almost locked up in a hospital and broke my gf's heart.... Now im better :D

[chocomog35]

O Swaim, you win the internet.

[kidinabarrel]

after i watched this video my gf didnt wanna bl-o-w me so i said id cut myself if she didnt and she did, thanks guys ur the best

[xenophobe76]

@kidinabarrel

pics or your lying

[kidinabarrel]

this is the best

[FatHarrold]

this fails

[TheOddee]

i know this is a comedy channel, but it sounds like a real song.

[BISlover544]

@TheOddee At least it's better than VEVO.

Seriously though, this is friggin' hilarious.

[TheOddee]

@BISlover544 im not saying it isent funny, it just sounds like a real song by a real band.

[BISlover544]

@TheOddee I never said that, I was just jokng about the bad music videos on VEVO.

[TheOddee]

@BISlover544 sorry

[zombieTAM]

i just cut myself. i cut myself, but seriously, im going to cut myself... unless you say you love meeeeee.

but seriously, don't joke about it kids.

[Ginyustyle]

@zombieTAM But it's so funny. If you don't let me joke about it I'll cut myself.

[InvaderCrystal]

I cut myself... but this video is still freakin' hilarious!

[thestevenmccool]

420 likes. woot

[kittyandboo96]

hmm yh this is funny

[skeliton1121]

lol, make like the wind and blow me

And make me some nachos

[bfsfanatic1]

sounds like something from simple plan..

ziiing!!

[ItsTheWooo]

this is so incredibly funny.

you NAILED IT.

borderline emos

[tannersalley]

i cut myself for the first time last night

i did it because... well im not sure why

it did make me feel better though

im just having a hard time with the fact that i was mentally abused for 7 years and skull fucked by my stepfather and friends. I haven't told my family im a fag because they have incredible biases twords them. And i have an incredibly terrible predicament i am currently in.

Not sure why i cut myself, but i did feel better ^^

[TheTapdancingChrist]

@tannersalley Holy shit, Charles Dickens. I didn't watch this video to proof read a biography.

[tannersalley]

@TheTapdancingChrist hahaha ok i got to give you that

that was funny as fuck

[manadecide]

@tannersalley shut the fuck up

[Perunanaxu]

Self-harm shouldnt be a joke. This video promotes that idea clearly. When people start thinking of it as a joke, no one will take seriously when there really is some mental problem. I agree that attention cutting are something that should not be viewed positively or promoted, but this just seems more like making fun of self-harm overally than that. It's disgusting.

[inglebritt]

@Perunanaxu

I'm a former self harmer and I find this hilarious.

You realise right that one of the best ways to get over traumatic events is to laugh at them right?

Lighten up already, people realise that self harmers exist, and people realise people who cut for attention this isn't gonna make them think "OH HAI WAIT ALL CUTTERS ONLY DO IT FOR FUN!"

[Perunanaxu]

@inglebritt

yeah well I don't feel like this video separates attention cutters from real problems at all.

[PedoPungPaaTur]

haha death car for jimmy:P i love micheal swaim

[tallywah08]

sorry but cutting yourself isnt something you advertise unless you want attention. some people actually think they have to punish theirselves and cut. and they keep it a secret til they slip and it shows , emo is nothing to do with cutting. emo is the way you dress in black and color way out there,

[iluvredvines]

@tallywah08 Emo is not just all about dressing in black. It's about having a sensitive view on life, and seeing the negative in most things...It's about being emotional. But yeah, most emos follow the emo trends.

[Ginyustyle]

@iluvredvines Weird, I always thought being emo was about being overly dramatic about unimportant things, listening to whiny music, and being a giant vagina all the time.

Live and learn I suppose.

[iluvredvines]

@Ginyustyle Isn't that the same as seeing a negative point of view? You just said the same thing as I, but except you were being more douchier. If that's even a word.

[Ginyustyle]

@iluvredvines No, negativity does not equate melodrama. Self proclaimed "emos" are just kids who haven't grown up yet, and think any attention is good attention.

[iluvredvines]

@Ginyustyle True. But sometimes they don't always want attention. If they wanted attention, they would wear nice clothes. Emos KNOW that they would get bashed on. Do you think that they would be wanting so much attention, that they would actually go through being bullied? I don't think so. But I don't understand why they follow the trends. They could just be secretly emo.

[Ginyustyle]

@iluvredvines Secretly emo is normally depressed. You don't talk about it, you just deal with it and nobody is usually wise to it. "Emo" is a specific group of people who are obnoxious and listen to shitty music.

See also:

Goths

Hipsters

[yellowbear130]

@thehoeser you know whats really hilarious? how shallow ur mind is

[stickywister]

that guy has some emotion issues

[SnagglesPBeansworth]

ha swaim rules.

[jyork85]

LMAO @ all the emos commenting how this song is mean. I suppose if we don't start hating on this awesome song you will go cut yourselves huh? xD

[NoldoWise]

To the flamers: This is not about making fun of depression or anything of the sort. Rather its satire of the popularized idea of it. The people who label themselves becuase they find it appealing.

[hetnerd]

lol lol lol lol I always most peed myself

[M0DEAN]

Who's the girl in this video? She's quite alluring.

[haveNOdreams]

freaking stero typing people so uncool man =[

[yellowbear130]

You son of a bitch self harming is not funny

[thehoeser]

@yellowbear130

no, it's not funny, it's hilarious.

[kristallization]

people who are easily offended should stay far, far away from the internet.

[monkeythinking]

Awesome vid, Cracked is awesome.

[iLarry15]

Does anybody know if Swaim actually sings this? Great, hilarious song regardless, but if Swaim is really singing it's just that much better haha.

[DiAUXDrummer]

@iLarry15

It sure sounds like Swaim. I don't see why it wouldn't be.

Swaim's the man.

[MLH]

Wow what a great strategy to keep a girl XD

[ginter111]

It's brilliant, the costumes and all. Also the iPod adds a nice touch ;D

[chocomog35]

Another interesting point: Notice where that chicks head is when she's giving Swaim head? HOW BIG IS HIS DICK?

[treelover42]

@chocomog35 It's michael fucking Swaim. Bet he's packin'

[chocomog35]

The idea of actual Emo's searching for 'Emo Song', watching this & thinking it is serious makes me giggle. At their idiocy.

[XxDjboy227Xx]

this isnt even a joke assholes

[juggalets4me]

cuting is fun realy

[killerzboy010]

@juggalets4me Spelling is better.

[GaBB0256]

wats rong with his speling? XD

[chocomog35]

@killerzboy010 Baha, thanks man, after reading your comment I giggled beer all over my lap ^.~

[MadMic21]

hahaha this is so fun

[emoxfroggy]

someone cutting themself isnt a joke and ur an asshole 4 making fun of it..

[Churro151]

People thinking that cutting themselves would solve ANYTHING is a joke.

Besides it's satire, if emos didn't make it so easy, this video would never have existed.

[LikeAStar009]

@Churro151 Cutting can be a >temporary solution< to almost anything. You don't have to be 'emo' to cut yourself, this is a false stereotype. Cutting releases endorphins which can relax your body to make you feel better. I think people need to be more open minded to things they don't understand on a personal level (:

[Churro151]

Love this song. More importantly i love that i know someone that this song totally applies to.

[bhagan92]

I think you may have missed the point lol.

[DanorthxD]

...apparently responses to responses ... don't ... show up under their targeted response... ahahaha... I R Now YouTube Noob. No more posts here for me! SORREH!

[DanorthxD]

Funny when people are like "THIS IS NOT OKAY >:O" ... yeah, it's a satire, people... XD and it's hilarious.

[KillerWabbit09]

hahahahaha

[Ceebulsk450]

amazing vid, swaim

[untiltheend22]

go get me some nachos

[rambadibow]

Fucking hell that girl is beautiful. I'm gonna have to cut myself now ;_;

[Origional79s]

Cunt flavored lolypops!!!

[DanorthxD]

you spelled lolipops wrong! I R GRAMMAR NAZI! BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

[SammyG421]

Been looking all over for the chords, can't find them anywhere. Great shit.

[SuperMetalfan666]

this is fucking funny

[418176sin]

That's FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! i wish it was that easy for me to get head...lol jkjkjkjk

[killerzboy010]

either you're a failed troll, or just plain retarded.. Its called humour deal with it. Stupid emo cunt

[ChickenPissInTheRoad]

You're an overdramatic whore.

[DanorthxD]

And you're a troll!!

[PeteWentzluvforever]

ohhh jesuez u kan NOT b makin fun ov emoz LOOK IN THE MIRRoR U FAT COW!!!! u think ur so funny cuz ur ugly azz hair ball self kan b sarcastic n make fun ov ppl. ILL cut cha azz! how bout that! ima cut cha throat off!

[megatom5]

wow just wow

[MiszLopesx3]

thats soo mean; i hate it that there makin funn of emos but u dnt hav to say all thoes stuff bout em thats so mean

[auronismysem3]

Wow. Please go back to elementary school. There are about 4 words you managed to spell correctly.

Swaim, you're amazing. Don't take criticisms from 14-year-olds who can't spell or type up a grammatically correct sentence.

[auronismysem3]

This was in response to

PeteWentzluvforever

[tttooommm111222333]

mE SpehLZ gUd lYk

[bhagan92]

I honestly have no idea what you tried to say there...but if it involved making fun of Swaim, just know he can kill from miles away with a twitch of his left pinkie. You've been warned.

[killerzboy010]

@PeteWentzluvforever Still a stupid piece of worthless shit I see. Tsssk Emo's .

[xEMOxGIRLxBRATx]

omg,your a comedian,gross, your funny

thats like fun of "emos"

[Lordboogar]

Huh WTF?!

[ulkem]

you look like a southpark character :3

[user12316]

I would buy their album.

[rakarashe]

don't cut urself or i well shoot u

[SinWolff]

Okay then... I know for a fact I'm not like that, so what the frik ever. I just rely dislike my life.

[LittleBeckiie]

soooo.. your calling yourself emo? Hmm well no person worth my spit would wast their time on a pathetic poser such as yourself anyway. if you don't like this video its quite simple really fuck off and don't watch it well... simple for someone who isn't so small minded anyway. I could go on but I'm scared you will cut yourself ha no sorry thats a lie I don't give a flying fuck. oh just to add there is people who use cutting as a way to get what they want you my friend are most likely one of them

[SinWolff]

okay, first of all, ur not worth ur own spit, thank u very much. second, i didnt call myself emo. third, i do like this video, its called a freking comment u moron. i was commenting MY VIEW. and ya know what, i dont give a flying fuck about u either. and guess what, ive cut myself once b4 ever, and noone has seen it, and all my friends told me off, so you can take this to heart: Ur a freking moron!

[SinWolff]

And, just because you dont have a life and u spend ur time on youtube telling off complete strangers makes u even more of a moron. a SIMPLE MINDED person, got that?

[LittleBeckiie]

wow fuck I'm sooooo sorry was I ment to give a fuck about anything you just said? woops my bad you should really let me know next time I'm not a mind reader. oh and btw does that mean you don't have a life either since your on youtube? guess so

x fucking x

[SinWolff]

see, guess what. When u started this by replying to my comment that wasnt even towards u or anyone in particular, that just gave me the impression that ur a lonely person with no life because ur having and u started a fight over something thats really having nothing to do with ur miserable self. and I didnt say u had no life cuz ur on utube, i said just because u have no life AND u like to tell of complete stangers on utube makes u a moron. there was an AND there, fucktard.

[LittleBeckiie]

rofl. No you have it all wrong.first of all I am a very appy person far far from lonely ad secondy I'm not fighting with anyone I am simply commenting MY VIEW as you put it.

[SinWolff]

first of all, ok, UR NOT LONELY. ok. secondly, ur "VIEW" was offensively calling me emo, a pathetic poser, small minded, and a manipulative cutter, where there was no provocation for you to do so. So, I think this is a fight, and I know ur an ass.

[LittleBeckiie]

Think what you like it doesn't bther me. ou are trying to be offensive but it's not working and.. it never will but nice try love

[SinWolff]

ok, look, i want to end this. see, u started this bu being offensive towards me with no provocation as I have previously said. I didnt very much appreciate that. i dont care if u dont care that i didnt appreciate that. but seriously, u told me off for no reason. not cool dude. and, erm, did u just call me love?

[LittleBeckiie]

uh yeah I was using this thing called sarcasm.

[SinWolff]

my last words on the subject: fuck u

and everyone who reads this, i hope u enjoy this aruement, i sure did!

[LittleBeckiie]

Yeah! Me to hey I hd the time of mylife!! thanks for this it was fuckng amazing!!

[Lordboogar]

I thought you promised us that you had said your last words?

[SinWolff]

i dunno... i meant not to say anything after that, so if i did, srry to ruin all the funniness in that situation. but seriosly, i wanted to fucking scream at that guy for hours after that if i hadnt said those were my last words. but, if u meant u didnt want me to talk and u were dissapointed that i did, then oh frekiing well. =]

[Lordboogar]

Oh. Well, scream away then. I'll give you a hug if you like. I just wanted to throw gasoline on the fire and see if it blew up.

[SinWolff]

ah...i dont think i require a hug thanx tho? =]

[cannibalcorpse2324]

man...

[Mojoclatan]

Why the fuck are you arguing? If you feel this way about the video then don't fucking watch it. and on that note don't make fun of anything else ever again.

Those aren't muskets are fucking funny.

I love them :)

[The7thOldGOD]

i agree sir.

[WetKant]

Swaim has manboobs

[Lennoxisonfire]

3:20 cant stop laughing

[AliBoulalaSTP]

lol...thats so funny.... and sad in some way.

[floomdesk]

1:35

[edlovermidgetmonkey3]

cutting is not funny in the least.

'scene/poser/emo' people don't have the problem real self-harmers have.

if someone is cutting they don't talk about it. it's not for attention, or to look cool, or get a girl/boyfriend back, it's a addiction.

this is not funny at all, it's sick.

[BloodLoveWritr]

This isn't about the real self harmers. That's why it's funny.

[IANRINEARSON]

you're sick

[Lennoxisonfire]

great job

[checktwo2two]

Doesn't sound like Emo...It sounds like early to mid 90's college rock with Emo lyrics.

[xconnorxcorex]

i agree with a comment on this video, i've seen this actually work :\ not for nachos though, lmao

[capetorial]

fucking sad thing is ive seen, time and time again, this actually works

[Orypeci]

"I'M GONNA BLEED ON YOUR SHIT! Unless you make like the wind...and blow me."

I don't have the words.

[WeShallBurnInHeck]

Rofl thats funny

[kittiekat985]

It is messed up I am struggling right now with Urges to cut, and I was cutting myself long before the Emo phase, and long before it was even known The first time I did it I had not even heard of it at that point, and had no idea cutting even had a name to it

[diddyd22]

well then just stop doing it, or see someone for it. laugh a little...it might help...darsh

[rgarrow92]

I have an idea why dont you comment on youtube videos to share your lifestory with people who dont give a shit. wait i have an even better idea! go down the river not across the stream

[electrikguardmess18]

not funny at all. yu dont know anything on this matter. Asides what i sayed, you dont try to make the girl/guy feel guilty by telling them yull do self mutilation, she/he probably doesnt care, believe me.

[nightfighter3]

its a joke you fucking tool

[Ilovethemandong]

First off, learn to fucking spell. Secondly clearly you are either unaware that people use the threat of self harm to manipulate others or you are one of those people yourself. To be quite honest with you I have only ever know one person who legitimately ever commited self mutilation as an act not to fit into a scene crowd. I felt bad for them but even they used it to manipulate their current boyfriend and that is more wrong than three minute and fourty five second video making fun of them.

[whatnotlastnight]

lol

[awesomerocks124]

another emo song

[CrimsonToast]

"Now Make like the wind..... And blow me"

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHFUCKINGAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHA

They just earned a subscription

[lookwhatidid312]

Swaim! You sexy motherf***er. I made all my emo friends watch this video.

[2ojacko7]

emos aren't friends, they're a blight to society's well being

[SuperMegaDeathChrist]

This song is fucking amazing.

[DrummerBoyMatt528]

lol true

[jameshighmore]

Congratulations on completely and utterly missing the point.

[Khronnus]

Now explain to why I should give a crap?

[Underthecastle]

mahh hahahaa

[thejaydoh]

ahaha thats jokes

[MolkoxLewd]

It isn't funny...

But I love Swaim.

[SOEB9FTW]

dude this is awesome just beacuse its so funny and good ima copy and paste it too all my friends on chats

[purpledevilducky]

Ummmmmmmmmmmm.... it might take me awhile to comprehend that right there!

[XchilliX1996]

Meep...

[Pigglypolly]

lolz nice vid