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  • HOW MANY TIME AM I GOING TO FAVORITE THIS FUCKING CLIP

  • I stop;ped it at 0.

  • The Friday before last, I chewed a piece of gum.///////////I thought you were going to say a machete ripped through your fucking head.

  • I did something far more exciting than meeting him, two weeks ago. The Friday before last, I chewed a piece of gum.

  • Maddox for President!

  • What did he say at the end? I couldn't catch that.

  • I had a totally different imagination of his voice! :D

    He seems like a nice guy :D...

  • @Matuxmatux So did I.

    And he CAN be, if you don't get to be a PC douchebag in front of him.

  • This guy is awesome.

  • I asked him that, myself. He headbutted me into oblivion. So all I can say for sure is that I'm dead.

  • maddox is the fuckin man!

  • they have dvds in bookstores? I wonder if VGM will be one.

  • Wait, this guy is famous?

  • Of course he is moron. He's the king of all things that are awesome and manly.

  • I love this guy.... manly love... eh

  • I like the taste of shit on my face, poop on me maddox

  • Personally, he is exactly what I expected. Don't ge me wrong, I throughly enjoy reading his rants and think he is a terrific writer and I agree with alot of his point of view.  However, he emmulates manliness, pirates, and violence. It would only make sense that he is a humble, soft spoken, wussy like man. He is everything I expected and I don't love him any less.

  • That surprises me that you expected such a chill guy, seeing that his online shtick seems to be to offend anyone with an opinion.

    As I've stated before, I'm a fan of Maddox. I was pleasantly surprised by his chill demeanor. For some reason I was expecting someone who'd try too hard to be witty and that faux assumption was pleasantly negated by his personable interaction with his fans.

    Being that he's a fan of pirates you'd expect public diatribes that are rated "Arrghhh!"

  • It is awesome to know he's really such a nice guy. :P

  • Surprised me too. And how he kind of makes fun of himself, not really arrogant in person.

  • Utah does suck, and if anyone here plans on coming to jeep safari in moab, let me be the first to tell you to fuck off and sell your jeep so you can buy a rope to hang yourself with.

  • I love Maddox, but I love Utah too. I don't drive a Jeep. I ride a mountain bike. Moab ain't for Jeeps, it's for bikes.

  • biking is a lot better than jeeping. jeepers just piss me off. I live there, and i say that biking is easier for me to deal with because they're out of the way. Utah is a good place if you don't live there.

  • I agree. I mean, it's obvious biking leaves less of a footprint, but also, most Jeepers are pretty rude to people who aren't rock crawling. They don't give up the right of way for anybody, even hikers or what have you....

  • I was expecting him to be a bit more contrived at speaking, kind of fluid and able to do intellectual somersaults like Kevin Smith does.

    I really like Maddox, so this isn't meant to be insulting. Just not what I expected, which is cool in and of itself.

  • A lot of intellectuals aren't very refined at speaking. Fluid and concise speaking comes with lots of practice, practice, practice. Most, if not all, of those in Hollywood have had voice and speech coaches.

  • Couldn't agree more, but I was just sort of comparing his public speech to his e-speech. I don't think Kevin Smith has been coached in public speaking, either. His material doesn't warrant sophisticated grooming by etiquette coaches and linguistic trainers from Hollywood's elite.

    Miss California is engaged in a debacle now because of not being a refined speaker.

    I do dig Maddox, though. No disrespect meant.

  • Yeah, I know it's cool. Haha, I'm not going to defend Maddox to the ends of the Earth. I just thought it was something to consider.

    Yeah, I'm not sure about Kevin Smith...but some people are just naturally gifted with speaking ability, so maybe that's his story. :-P

  • Wow he sounds all calm and chill here...I was expecting some cynical bastard.

    Oh well, guess clever saire works better in print than in person.

  • it was a bit disapointing that he was pretty average, i wasnt expecting a total badass but... meh.

  • hes just being cool

    btw his voice reminds me Lazlow Jones a bit

  • yeah sort of but he has manlier voice than lazlow

  • oh fuck yes! im from idaho... and 2:52 made me so fucking happy.

  • yeah, maybe he should stick to the website

  • His crowd of sycophantic fanboys are downright embarassing. Glad to see this repetetive cockend get what he deserves.

  • TURTLES

  • wow

    lol no

  • whow

    thats some seriously ass licking crowd

    i love the dude's website, but damn does he sound gay

  • eugh i know

    i'll stick with his internet persona

  • it's satire man .. if you actually thought he had the balls the diameter of the earth then you probably also think wrestling is real ..

  • paris mm

  • Yarr! Go fuck yourself! >PD

  • why did you split this video up? woaaaah 3 minutes! i dunno if youtube can handle it! woooaaaah

  • I Lol'd +1

  • I Lol'd +1

  • Who are you asking? I will assume me. I think maddox is not a bitch. I think you are a crybaby, vagina-mouthed d-bag who isn't nearly as funny, intelligent or witty as maddox or even me. Why don't you try and make a living off of your opinions and we'll see how well you do. Quit bitching on youtube about his success, coward.

  • "what a fucking bitch?"

    Despite the question mark, that was a statement.

    So no, I was not asking you.

    I dont want to be funny.

    Why are you assuming that?

    My thoughts are he won't be able to live off his juvenile humor for much longer. Thats what my entire post was about, too bad you missed it.

  • hahaha wow your an angry little boy eh?

    next time take a deep breath and step away from your computer. maybe go outside and play with your friends kid!

    stay in school

  • It's not him you fucking retard.

    try username: Maddoxaom.

  • I found that out after clicking on his profile.

    My comment was made before.

    Dumbass.

  • haha noob, u got pwnt.

  • eat a dick.

  • Still Maddox isn't so fantastic. I don't find him funny at all. He simply insults everthing and makes himself look like an arse.

  • I think some people love dick so much they actually aspire to be one! Qn5r, you've convinced me, I could of easily mistook you for a penis...

    You make me want to sandblast the shit-eating grin off your face and fly-kick you into a wood chipper. Kill yourself please.

  • lol  You sir are retarded.

  • hey fuckface, love the site, i been reading it since 2003....which would make me nothing special, really. I keep expecting a rant about Canada.....as I'm a Canadian, and love that kinda shit. Anyways....I'm looking forward to the show. Peace.

  • I want to be his friend.

  • Oh yea and I fuck 5 different, totally hot, chicks every fucking day! Let me write a book about it and make lots of money! What total BULLSHIT all this shit is!

  • lol

  • Oh, a lot of Idahoans here? Yeah, I didn't think so.

  • Shit.

    Maddox is equivalent to god

  • "Take your hat off"

  • I would let him fuck my girlfriend, funniest man alive.

  • greatest man alive

  • maddox is the fucking greatest person alive on this earth, i think that cloning should only be kept to making a world of maddox'

  • Yea, hes so great with his stone age philosophy and small-dicked Chuck Norris worship.

  • go fuck yourself

  • Chuck Norris fucking sucks, he is a super religious asshole. But Maddox, is a fucking GOD!!!

  • yeah, i must say i respected this guy more, when i thought he was a womanizing, child abusing writer.

    but he still seems pretty cool.

  • I would give a shit if Maddox would ACTUALLY update his site more then once or twice a year.

  • Maddox has been writing articles for ten years. He's done and said more in those ten years than anyone else has the balls to do and say in a lifetime. There's not much more he can talk about, and besides he's a very VERY busy man.

  • Bullshit, he just doesn't care anymore. If you have the brain to write, it doesn't take long to do it. Certaintly doesn't take 6 months to write one article. And to say theres not much more to write about, well thats like saying an artist ran out of things to paint. The material is there, but he chooses to spend his time doing other things besides writing.

  • It IS possible for an artist to run out of things to paint...everyone needs to know when to bow out. That's why bands like Nirvana and Led Zeppelin are so revered, they both ended before they started making bad music. Still, put yourself in the situation. Would you rather be a hardworking man making money to be able to live or sit down and write an article that nobody has to pay for?

  • If you knew that for sure, then that would be fine. But he is still able to write fine and I don't believe "out of ideas" or "stopping while he's ahead" to be why he's doing what he's doing. He's said it before, he posts when he feels like it. It's about putting effort into it for his fans, and he choses watching tv over new material IMHO

  • Well, that makes sense. And being the author of this book that's all he really has to do...

  • yea, he's definetly milking it for all it's worth. I just wish he would stick to his roots and show the old school fans some love more then once a year.

  • I thought Nirvana stopped making music because their lead guitarist and singer died.

  • And they're infinitely going to be revered because of it. Because Nirvana wasn't able to stick around long enough to make a really bad album. Same with Zeppelin.

  • agreed. zepplin showed decline on 'in thru the out door' i really think they are overrated but i gotta give it to them they came up with the sound that made all the music i love. so...props i guess

  • What is smarter than Kurt Cobain? The wall behind him.

  • This guy rules. He's the king of all pirates!

  • His king attire is genius

  • Wow, I had no idea he had a New York Times best seller. I didn't even know he'd written a book. I've seen his web site. Some of his stuff IS pretty funny.

  • Maddox and Lewis Black are the only two people on the planet who are always right.

  • What about George Carlin?

  • Man, I thought he'd be more of a jerk.

  • He's obviously more expressive in his writing than in public displays.

  • pirate my ass

  • " don't wanna get my shoes dirty" lmfao!

  • that nerd owns your ass dude. lmao

  • Does he pwn my ass as well?

  • Yeah.

    Except this guy has a website that is one of the most popular in the world, has written a New York Times best seller and millions and millions of fans who spend their time reading things he has written etc.

    Where's your website? Where's YOUR book?

    Yeah, that's right.

  • Oh no! His voice!

    Maddox is cool. He's more successful then you. Also, so what if he's a nerd? At least he's not living in a trailer, like you will be when you're older.

    Nerd pride!

  • And he's still more popular and succesful than you'll ever be.

  • epic

  • I love his website.

  • Maddox should be the president, and I am completely serious. I would be totally satisfied if this could happen.

  • So so love him. It's quite pitiful

  • maddox is the best.

  • i want to see him totally own someone trying to diss him in person

  • I love Maddox

  • I get all my opinions from this guy. Seriously, no one calls people on douchebaggery better. All of you potential douchebags, beware the ever watchful eye of Maddox.

    Oh and now that I've heard his voice... I think I've played WoW with Maddox. Awesome.

  • I REALLY doubt he would ever consider playing WoW.

  • :[ Wheres his sexy chest hair and pirate hat

  • WTF why isn't he being an asshole?! more cowbell!

  • i don't know what i expected this guy to sound like, but he sounds much nicer and down to earth than i would have hoped. where's the pirate suit?

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  • Maddox is the best.

  • George "Maddox" Ouzounian is the most Clever person in the world. He is the funniest person in the world. He is as well the Ruler of the World and Universe. If you don't like it, you are an immature child who will at one point love this or a Menstruating Cruel Bitch Mother.

  • whats the matter with smacking around women and beating kids? :P and you forgot to talk about how he owns old ppl.

  • when does it rip off bill hicks?? if this is true then he should be castrated

  • "I had a signing in Utah before I came out here..."

    "Utah sucks."

    "Utah does suck."

    LOL Funniest part of the clip!

  • Huh. I thought he would be more intimidating in real life. I'm sort of glad he's not. He's still cool, though.

  • haha maddox is the man

  • He's hilarious, the people who wank over his every move are idiots though.

  • damn, his voice doesn't match his face or demeanor like you'd think it would.

    he's still hardcore though.

  • Stfu, he's the best. The best of the best. He's the fucking god. Diss him and you shall be bolted.

  • Obviously he does have a sense of humor as well as a keen insight, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to get a book deal based on a website made up of 95% text and 5% MS Paints docs...a book that turned out to be a best seller, no less.

    By the way, your pathetic attempts at the English language are hilarious. I hope Maddox reads your comment; it's always fun to see him demolish retards like you with a clever and witty response.

  • 1. learn to spell

    2. this guy is the funniest thing EVER, the only people who dont find him funny are women and children.

    3. dont take the piss, he would RIP it out of you

    4. shut the fuck up

  • No sense of humour? You're talking about your own pathetic attempt to it with the LOTR whatever-it-supposed-to-be?

    Get to know a little about Maddox before commenting that he looks like an idiot with that crown, you actually think he does that for real? THAT'S his humour. And you've probably never seen any fat dudes before because you're calling people names in broken English on the internet.

    Idiot.

  • Nice spelling jackass :D

  • He truly is the King of Kings

  • sounds like a fuckin nerd

    i thought he would have a raspy voice

  • You ate your own brain or something? He doesn't stutter, he talks better than most people do! He does uh.. sometimes because he has to stop talking because people are laughing. Making people laugh is a good thing, and he makes alot of people laugh.

    So if you don't like this, find something else you like and stop bothering Maddox.

    You skinny 16 year old with a lisp and a back brace.

  • when u see him in person he doesnt seem that scary and angry like he does on his page. lol

  • "Utah sucks" Hahahaha.

    But not as much as Idaho.

  • MADDOX YOU RULE YARRRRRRRR

  • stfu, you are no true maddox fan

  • Yeah, Maddox is the shit. Steelers suck. Bengals all the way. (Even though they suck worse.)

  • heh

    hes not as intimidating in person

    regardless

    very funny satirical writer

  • MADDOX IS GOD

  • MADDOX RULES

  • Maddox for president.

  • I'd elect him as president.

  • would be the gratest president in USAs history

  • I know! The FBI has him on the top of their Most Wanted List, after his threateing article that disclaimed the 9/11 conspiracy! That's a REALLY good reason to make someone high-priority. But why stop at someone who denounces government conspiracies, when we can go after volunteer workers, too?!

  • Someone took sociology 101. Good job sport!

  • haha

  • lol i know where you live

  • so funny how your account is closed

  • yeah i thought he was going to be more manly.. he seems like a nerd... but excellent entertainment nonetheless. Ill just pretend i never saw him as this and see him as i want to see him in my mind.

  • Yeah, I am sure he is really a nice guy in real life. The whole "Maddox" think is probably just a gimick. But as a WWE fan, I love gimmicks.

  • i highly doubt you have the constitution nor the testicular attributes needed to 'defeat' maddox

    TOOL

  • Maddox is the best

  • Maddox pwns everyone in the ass

  • I LOVE Maddox so much.

  • I'm an Idahoan. I read Maddox. We have more cows than people, it's completely true.

  • definately an inspiration

  • I think Maddox (ruler of universe) should eat maddox (Jolie's son) so the damn kid no longer appears in you tube searches, so we all enjoy listen to this pirate/king/god and get inspired to live.

  • maddox??? what????? but...YOR SUPOSED TO A PIRATE??

  • Did you morons actually think he was going to be some sort of ultra macho jock-pirate irl? Anyone who read more than a few of his articles would know that's not the case. Actually he seems competent and less dorky than I expected. And most of you inept, pasty little twats couldn't get up in front of a bunch of people and deliver a good, funny speech so stfu and show some respect.

  • Most people don't realize that it's an opinion exagerated to entertain you.

    There are some people who actually think he walks around punching babies and raping feminists, haha.

    The jokes on you all, assholes.