Personally, he is exactly what I expected. Don't ge me wrong, I throughly enjoy reading his rants and think he is a terrific writer and I agree with alot of his point of view. However, he emmulates manliness, pirates, and violence. It would only make sense that he is a humble, soft spoken, wussy like man. He is everything I expected and I don't love him any less.
That surprises me that you expected such a chill guy, seeing that his online shtick seems to be to offend anyone with an opinion.
As I've stated before, I'm a fan of Maddox. I was pleasantly surprised by his chill demeanor. For some reason I was expecting someone who'd try too hard to be witty and that faux assumption was pleasantly negated by his personable interaction with his fans.
Being that he's a fan of pirates you'd expect public diatribes that are rated "Arrghhh!"
1986, 354 women were killed by evil clowns in one year, you better comment this to ten videos or a clown with evil red eyes will be staring at you when you wake up with a macheti you have one hour go go go
Utah does suck, and if anyone here plans on coming to jeep safari in moab, let me be the first to tell you to fuck off and sell your jeep so you can buy a rope to hang yourself with.
biking is a lot better than jeeping. jeepers just piss me off. I live there, and i say that biking is easier for me to deal with because they're out of the way. Utah is a good place if you don't live there.
I agree. I mean, it's obvious biking leaves less of a footprint, but also, most Jeepers are pretty rude to people who aren't rock crawling. They don't give up the right of way for anybody, even hikers or what have you....
A lot of intellectuals aren't very refined at speaking. Fluid and concise speaking comes with lots of practice, practice, practice. Most, if not all, of those in Hollywood have had voice and speech coaches.
Couldn't agree more, but I was just sort of comparing his public speech to his e-speech. I don't think Kevin Smith has been coached in public speaking, either. His material doesn't warrant sophisticated grooming by etiquette coaches and linguistic trainers from Hollywood's elite.
Miss California is engaged in a debacle now because of not being a refined speaker.
Who are you asking? I will assume me. I think maddox is not a bitch. I think you are a crybaby, vagina-mouthed d-bag who isn't nearly as funny, intelligent or witty as maddox or even me. Why don't you try and make a living off of your opinions and we'll see how well you do. Quit bitching on youtube about his success, coward.
hey fuckface, love the site, i been reading it since 2003....which would make me nothing special, really. I keep expecting a rant about Canada.....as I'm a Canadian, and love that kinda shit. Anyways....I'm looking forward to the show. Peace.
Oh yea and I fuck 5 different, totally hot, chicks every fucking day! Let me write a book about it and make lots of money! What total BULLSHIT all this shit is!
Maddox has been writing articles for ten years. He's done and said more in those ten years than anyone else has the balls to do and say in a lifetime. There's not much more he can talk about, and besides he's a very VERY busy man.
Bullshit, he just doesn't care anymore. If you have the brain to write, it doesn't take long to do it. Certaintly doesn't take 6 months to write one article. And to say theres not much more to write about, well thats like saying an artist ran out of things to paint. The material is there, but he chooses to spend his time doing other things besides writing.
It IS possible for an artist to run out of things to paint...everyone needs to know when to bow out. That's why bands like Nirvana and Led Zeppelin are so revered, they both ended before they started making bad music. Still, put yourself in the situation. Would you rather be a hardworking man making money to be able to live or sit down and write an article that nobody has to pay for?
If you knew that for sure, then that would be fine. But he is still able to write fine and I don't believe "out of ideas" or "stopping while he's ahead" to be why he's doing what he's doing. He's said it before, he posts when he feels like it. It's about putting effort into it for his fans, and he choses watching tv over new material IMHO
yea, he's definetly milking it for all it's worth. I just wish he would stick to his roots and show the old school fans some love more then once a year.
And they're infinitely going to be revered because of it. Because Nirvana wasn't able to stick around long enough to make a really bad album. Same with Zeppelin.
agreed. zepplin showed decline on 'in thru the out door' i really think they are overrated but i gotta give it to them they came up with the sound that made all the music i love. so...props i guess
Wow, I had no idea he had a New York Times best seller. I didn't even know he'd written a book. I've seen his web site. Some of his stuff IS pretty funny.
Except this guy has a website that is one of the most popular in the world, has written a New York Times best seller and millions and millions of fans who spend their time reading things he has written etc.
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Maddox is lucky to have such mindless, zombie dork fans. For all the bravado he puts in his writing, his voice makes him sound like a dork. Get over it.
Maddox is cool. He's more successful then you. Also, so what if he's a nerd? At least he's not living in a trailer, like you will be when you're older.
I get all my opinions from this guy. Seriously, no one calls people on douchebaggery better. All of you potential douchebags, beware the ever watchful eye of Maddox.
Oh and now that I've heard his voice... I think I've played WoW with Maddox. Awesome.
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George "Maddox" Ouzounian is the most Clever person in the world. He is the funniest person in the world. He is as well the Ruler of the World and Universe. If you don't like it, you are an immature child who will at one point love this or a Menstruating Cruel Bitch Mother.
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This dude's a fucking loser...
"Uh, I... ah, uh... I wrote this book, based on my website that rips off George Carlin and Bill Hicks, and ah, I,ah... uh, it sold... I look like I,uh ah aaaa faggot with that cape and crown. On my site, I talk about smacking around my woman, hurting kids and stalking my neighbors, and all of you are sick for liking my crap..."
He sucks... He is a geek that realy dont have any sence of humor.. Look at him! Fat dude with a crown.. looks like a lord of the rings nerd with big hopes to be Aragon ore somthing.
That would be fun!
-Legolas "Aragon(Maddox)take the hores!"
-Aragon(Maddox)"I cant get up!"
-Legolas "Hurry"
-Gimmely "And i toght i was fat! hahaha"
ends: Agragon dragd his lacy ass for a mile and went down a hill becaus the hores couldnt drag his fat ass, so hi died!
Obviously he does have a sense of humor as well as a keen insight, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to get a book deal based on a website made up of 95% text and 5% MS Paints docs...a book that turned out to be a best seller, no less.
By the way, your pathetic attempts at the English language are hilarious. I hope Maddox reads your comment; it's always fun to see him demolish retards like you with a clever and witty response.
No sense of humour? You're talking about your own pathetic attempt to it with the LOTR whatever-it-supposed-to-be?
Get to know a little about Maddox before commenting that he looks like an idiot with that crown, you actually think he does that for real? THAT'S his humour. And you've probably never seen any fat dudes before because you're calling people names in broken English on the internet.
When I read his site, I figured he would be some skinny little 16 year-old bitch with a lisp and a back brace. Instead, he looks like a 40 year-old in the closet and has a stutter. I bet a 2nd-grader can make him piss his pants.
You ate your own brain or something? He doesn't stutter, he talks better than most people do! He does uh.. sometimes because he has to stop talking because people are laughing. Making people laugh is a good thing, and he makes alot of people laugh.
So if you don't like this, find something else you like and stop bothering Maddox.
You skinny 16 year old with a lisp and a back brace.
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he comes off as a techie-nerd in real life, but oh well. his older stuff is still funny. his site has lost steam in the last couple years since he hardly ever updates it and the newer articles haven't as funny as the older ones
he is bitterd with the world and instead of keeping his mouth shut like every other man/less likely woman who knows what kind of shit we come across every breath we take,but we all have our ways ... nice site nice thinking but watch out FBI agents are after you
I know! The FBI has him on the top of their Most Wanted List, after his threateing article that disclaimed the 9/11 conspiracy! That's a REALLY good reason to make someone high-priority. But why stop at someone who denounces government conspiracies, when we can go after volunteer workers, too?!
yeah i thought he was going to be more manly.. he seems like a nerd... but excellent entertainment nonetheless. Ill just pretend i never saw him as this and see him as i want to see him in my mind.
I think Maddox (ruler of universe) should eat maddox (Jolie's son) so the damn kid no longer appears in you tube searches, so we all enjoy listen to this pirate/king/god and get inspired to live.
Did you morons actually think he was going to be some sort of ultra macho jock-pirate irl? Anyone who read more than a few of his articles would know that's not the case. Actually he seems competent and less dorky than I expected. And most of you inept, pasty little twats couldn't get up in front of a bunch of people and deliver a good, funny speech so stfu and show some respect.
HOW MANY TIME AM I GOING TO FAVORITE THIS FUCKING CLIP
steelfukksw 1 year ago
I stop;ped it at 0.
steelfukksw 1 year ago
The Friday before last, I chewed a piece of gum.///////////I thought you were going to say a machete ripped through your fucking head.
steelfukksw 1 year ago
I did something far more exciting than meeting him, two weeks ago. The Friday before last, I chewed a piece of gum.
NinjaGhostScorpion 1 year ago
Maddox for President!
PerversePoster 1 year ago 3
What did he say at the end? I couldn't catch that.
Fergusongirl 2 years ago
I had a totally different imagination of his voice! :D
He seems like a nice guy :D...
Matuxmatux 2 years ago
@Matuxmatux So did I.
And he CAN be, if you don't get to be a PC douchebag in front of him.
meteosurreal 11 months ago
This guy is awesome.
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did he die?
thrcman 2 years ago
I asked him that, myself. He headbutted me into oblivion. So all I can say for sure is that I'm dead.
megamanpda 1 year ago
maddox is the fuckin man!
vocalnurse 2 years ago 4
they have dvds in bookstores? I wonder if VGM will be one.
steelfukksw 2 years ago
Wait, this guy is famous?
Phoenixora3 2 years ago
Of course he is moron. He's the king of all things that are awesome and manly.
2edsajdmsa 2 years ago 5
I love this guy.... manly love... eh
riopieboy 2 years ago
I like the taste of shit on my face, poop on me maddox
corpsegrinder2009 2 years ago
Personally, he is exactly what I expected. Don't ge me wrong, I throughly enjoy reading his rants and think he is a terrific writer and I agree with alot of his point of view. However, he emmulates manliness, pirates, and violence. It would only make sense that he is a humble, soft spoken, wussy like man. He is everything I expected and I don't love him any less.
dankno3 2 years ago
That surprises me that you expected such a chill guy, seeing that his online shtick seems to be to offend anyone with an opinion.
As I've stated before, I'm a fan of Maddox. I was pleasantly surprised by his chill demeanor. For some reason I was expecting someone who'd try too hard to be witty and that faux assumption was pleasantly negated by his personable interaction with his fans.
Being that he's a fan of pirates you'd expect public diatribes that are rated "Arrghhh!"
frackle123 2 years ago 2
It is awesome to know he's really such a nice guy. :P
bigstevie01 2 years ago 3
Surprised me too. And how he kind of makes fun of himself, not really arrogant in person.
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1986, 354 women were killed by evil clowns in one year, you better comment this to ten videos or a clown with evil red eyes will be staring at you when you wake up with a macheti you have one hour go go go
narutofanboy96 2 years ago
Utah does suck, and if anyone here plans on coming to jeep safari in moab, let me be the first to tell you to fuck off and sell your jeep so you can buy a rope to hang yourself with.
MetallKaos 2 years ago
I love Maddox, but I love Utah too. I don't drive a Jeep. I ride a mountain bike. Moab ain't for Jeeps, it's for bikes.
cliquehop 2 years ago
biking is a lot better than jeeping. jeepers just piss me off. I live there, and i say that biking is easier for me to deal with because they're out of the way. Utah is a good place if you don't live there.
MetallKaos 2 years ago
I agree. I mean, it's obvious biking leaves less of a footprint, but also, most Jeepers are pretty rude to people who aren't rock crawling. They don't give up the right of way for anybody, even hikers or what have you....
cliquehop 2 years ago
I was expecting him to be a bit more contrived at speaking, kind of fluid and able to do intellectual somersaults like Kevin Smith does.
I really like Maddox, so this isn't meant to be insulting. Just not what I expected, which is cool in and of itself.
frackle123 2 years ago
A lot of intellectuals aren't very refined at speaking. Fluid and concise speaking comes with lots of practice, practice, practice. Most, if not all, of those in Hollywood have had voice and speech coaches.
Zentraleinheite 2 years ago
Couldn't agree more, but I was just sort of comparing his public speech to his e-speech. I don't think Kevin Smith has been coached in public speaking, either. His material doesn't warrant sophisticated grooming by etiquette coaches and linguistic trainers from Hollywood's elite.
Miss California is engaged in a debacle now because of not being a refined speaker.
I do dig Maddox, though. No disrespect meant.
frackle123 2 years ago
Yeah, I know it's cool. Haha, I'm not going to defend Maddox to the ends of the Earth. I just thought it was something to consider.
Yeah, I'm not sure about Kevin Smith...but some people are just naturally gifted with speaking ability, so maybe that's his story. :-P
Zentraleinheite 2 years ago
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damn he's a nerd
degree7 2 years ago
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all armenian guys are nerds
zitloaf 2 years ago
Wow he sounds all calm and chill here...I was expecting some cynical bastard.
Oh well, guess clever saire works better in print than in person.
badbabybear1 2 years ago
it was a bit disapointing that he was pretty average, i wasnt expecting a total badass but... meh.
roopdaug 3 years ago
hes just being cool
btw his voice reminds me Lazlow Jones a bit
Ajulaks 2 years ago 2
yeah sort of but he has manlier voice than lazlow
roopdaug 2 years ago 2
oh fuck yes! im from idaho... and 2:52 made me so fucking happy.
tanhauserr 3 years ago
yeah, maybe he should stick to the website
virus75154 3 years ago
His crowd of sycophantic fanboys are downright embarassing. Glad to see this repetetive cockend get what he deserves.
VisiblyJim 3 years ago
TURTLES
vinkent2 3 years ago
wow
lol no
soccersteeler 3 years ago
whow
thats some seriously ass licking crowd
i love the dude's website, but damn does he sound gay
Ballmeyer 3 years ago 4
eugh i know
i'll stick with his internet persona
gopokeballz 2 years ago
it's satire man .. if you actually thought he had the balls the diameter of the earth then you probably also think wrestling is real ..
joeytrimble 1 year ago
paris mm
cyborgkillpsycho666 3 years ago
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Maddox=FAIL!
danroduw06 3 years ago
Yarr! Go fuck yourself! >PD
ac120479 3 years ago
why did you split this video up? woaaaah 3 minutes! i dunno if youtube can handle it! woooaaaah
nunlover 3 years ago 4
I Lol'd +1
Shaunography 3 years ago
I Lol'd +1
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"A guy with a website."
And they all laughed. -Sigh-
HoneyIEducatedTheWeb 3 years ago
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I still can't believe I got NY Times 'Best Seller', actually I can because I rule so much.
MaddoxXmission 3 years ago 8
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Quit being such a narcissistic little bitch.
Fact is, your lifes a waste, your mums a whore and you probably never knew ur pappi.
I can't believe you can live off the garbage you pawn off as being clever.
Trust me, it won't last forever.
You'll be like one of those washed up "used to be" kid stars.......only worse.
"because I rule so much"
What a fucking little bitch?
novatrek 3 years ago
Who are you asking? I will assume me. I think maddox is not a bitch. I think you are a crybaby, vagina-mouthed d-bag who isn't nearly as funny, intelligent or witty as maddox or even me. Why don't you try and make a living off of your opinions and we'll see how well you do. Quit bitching on youtube about his success, coward.
rvbfan1818 3 years ago 5
"what a fucking bitch?"
Despite the question mark, that was a statement.
So no, I was not asking you.
I dont want to be funny.
Why are you assuming that?
My thoughts are he won't be able to live off his juvenile humor for much longer. Thats what my entire post was about, too bad you missed it.
novatrek 3 years ago
hahaha wow your an angry little boy eh?
next time take a deep breath and step away from your computer. maybe go outside and play with your friends kid!
stay in school
asterne23 3 years ago
It's not him you fucking retard.
try username: Maddoxaom.
Acorbietto 3 years ago 6
I found that out after clicking on his profile.
My comment was made before.
Dumbass.
novatrek 3 years ago
haha noob, u got pwnt.
Ultrasonic240sx 3 years ago
eat a dick.
novatrek 3 years ago
Still Maddox isn't so fantastic. I don't find him funny at all. He simply insults everthing and makes himself look like an arse.
qn5r 3 years ago
I think some people love dick so much they actually aspire to be one! Qn5r, you've convinced me, I could of easily mistook you for a penis...
You make me want to sandblast the shit-eating grin off your face and fly-kick you into a wood chipper. Kill yourself please.
cumshotinyourmum 3 years ago
lol You sir are retarded.
qn5r 3 years ago
hey fuckface, love the site, i been reading it since 2003....which would make me nothing special, really. I keep expecting a rant about Canada.....as I'm a Canadian, and love that kinda shit. Anyways....I'm looking forward to the show. Peace.
yeoshow 3 years ago
I want to be his friend.
EmilySmoot 3 years ago
Oh yea and I fuck 5 different, totally hot, chicks every fucking day! Let me write a book about it and make lots of money! What total BULLSHIT all this shit is!
BigBoiDroppa 3 years ago
lol
DoctorJMcgee 3 years ago
Oh, a lot of Idahoans here? Yeah, I didn't think so.
iFluffykinz 3 years ago
Shit.
Maddox is equivalent to god
nataliefell 3 years ago 5
"Take your hat off"
bsmosley 3 years ago
I would let him fuck my girlfriend, funniest man alive.
BlkRedXVI 3 years ago 3
greatest man alive
simmons2o 3 years ago 4
maddox is the fucking greatest person alive on this earth, i think that cloning should only be kept to making a world of maddox'
fremdzorn 3 years ago
Yea, hes so great with his stone age philosophy and small-dicked Chuck Norris worship.
Kthxbailolar 3 years ago
go fuck yourself
fremdzorn 3 years ago
Chuck Norris fucking sucks, he is a super religious asshole. But Maddox, is a fucking GOD!!!
justaskin1 3 years ago 3
yeah, i must say i respected this guy more, when i thought he was a womanizing, child abusing writer.
but he still seems pretty cool.
T34mki11 3 years ago 2
I would give a shit if Maddox would ACTUALLY update his site more then once or twice a year.
bangtizzy 3 years ago
Maddox has been writing articles for ten years. He's done and said more in those ten years than anyone else has the balls to do and say in a lifetime. There's not much more he can talk about, and besides he's a very VERY busy man.
874ckm4n 3 years ago 4
Bullshit, he just doesn't care anymore. If you have the brain to write, it doesn't take long to do it. Certaintly doesn't take 6 months to write one article. And to say theres not much more to write about, well thats like saying an artist ran out of things to paint. The material is there, but he chooses to spend his time doing other things besides writing.
bangtizzy 3 years ago
It IS possible for an artist to run out of things to paint...everyone needs to know when to bow out. That's why bands like Nirvana and Led Zeppelin are so revered, they both ended before they started making bad music. Still, put yourself in the situation. Would you rather be a hardworking man making money to be able to live or sit down and write an article that nobody has to pay for?
874ckm4n 3 years ago
If you knew that for sure, then that would be fine. But he is still able to write fine and I don't believe "out of ideas" or "stopping while he's ahead" to be why he's doing what he's doing. He's said it before, he posts when he feels like it. It's about putting effort into it for his fans, and he choses watching tv over new material IMHO
bangtizzy 3 years ago
Well, that makes sense. And being the author of this book that's all he really has to do...
874ckm4n 3 years ago
yea, he's definetly milking it for all it's worth. I just wish he would stick to his roots and show the old school fans some love more then once a year.
bangtizzy 3 years ago
I thought Nirvana stopped making music because their lead guitarist and singer died.
thebeatlesaregods 3 years ago
And they're infinitely going to be revered because of it. Because Nirvana wasn't able to stick around long enough to make a really bad album. Same with Zeppelin.
874ckm4n 3 years ago 2
agreed. zepplin showed decline on 'in thru the out door' i really think they are overrated but i gotta give it to them they came up with the sound that made all the music i love. so...props i guess
BarbarianDood 3 years ago
What is smarter than Kurt Cobain? The wall behind him.
justaskin1 3 years ago
This guy rules. He's the king of all pirates!
junkietomato 3 years ago
His king attire is genius
TonySoprano55 3 years ago
Wow, I had no idea he had a New York Times best seller. I didn't even know he'd written a book. I've seen his web site. Some of his stuff IS pretty funny.
Number1Dougster 3 years ago
Maddox and Lewis Black are the only two people on the planet who are always right.
j0shkicksass 3 years ago
What about George Carlin?
Flmby13 3 years ago
Man, I thought he'd be more of a jerk.
TheQFactor 3 years ago
He's obviously more expressive in his writing than in public displays.
LoneWolfMcgregor 3 years ago 2
pirate my ass
sweetpsychopath 3 years ago
" don't wanna get my shoes dirty" lmfao!
JagidSmeg 3 years ago
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NERD ALERT
kingsfan0 3 years ago
that nerd owns your ass dude. lmao
beautifulgodslayer 3 years ago 4
Does he pwn my ass as well?
kingsfan0 3 years ago
Yeah.
Except this guy has a website that is one of the most popular in the world, has written a New York Times best seller and millions and millions of fans who spend their time reading things he has written etc.
Where's your website? Where's YOUR book?
Yeah, that's right.
ifonlyyouweremexican 3 years ago 3
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Maddox is lucky to have such mindless, zombie dork fans. For all the bravado he puts in his writing, his voice makes him sound like a dork. Get over it.
kingsfan0 3 years ago
Oh no! His voice!
Maddox is cool. He's more successful then you. Also, so what if he's a nerd? At least he's not living in a trailer, like you will be when you're older.
Nerd pride!
metalhead9969 3 years ago
And he's still more popular and succesful than you'll ever be.
MaddoxRules 3 years ago
epic
lauralikes 3 years ago
I love his website.
Lookatmeimdriving5 3 years ago 2
Maddox should be the president, and I am completely serious. I would be totally satisfied if this could happen.
ItsTheWooo 3 years ago 7
So so love him. It's quite pitiful
sharde15 3 years ago
maddox is the best.
kizdude12345 3 years ago
i want to see him totally own someone trying to diss him in person
Herzeleid3000 3 years ago 2
I love Maddox
ImTheKobold 3 years ago
I get all my opinions from this guy. Seriously, no one calls people on douchebaggery better. All of you potential douchebags, beware the ever watchful eye of Maddox.
Oh and now that I've heard his voice... I think I've played WoW with Maddox. Awesome.
cyclonefury27 3 years ago 2
I REALLY doubt he would ever consider playing WoW.
TheAfterIife 3 years ago
:[ Wheres his sexy chest hair and pirate hat
MorgensternPip 3 years ago 3
WTF why isn't he being an asshole?! more cowbell!
Sicklesale 3 years ago
i don't know what i expected this guy to sound like, but he sounds much nicer and down to earth than i would have hoped. where's the pirate suit?
thepregnancy 3 years ago
gd video! my names Kayla, kinda feelin bored if any1 wants to join me on cam or wana chat i will be signed on at __ FriendlyFlirts(.COM) __ my user ID there is Kayla_jsvrmvy chat soon xx its FR33 to j0in! mwah
theswatch 3 years ago
Maddox is the best.
kizdude12345 3 years ago
George "Maddox" Ouzounian is the most Clever person in the world. He is the funniest person in the world. He is as well the Ruler of the World and Universe. If you don't like it, you are an immature child who will at one point love this or a Menstruating Cruel Bitch Mother.
johnnycoolguy9554 3 years ago 7
whats the matter with smacking around women and beating kids? :P and you forgot to talk about how he owns old ppl.
panamaboy7 3 years ago
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This dude's a fucking loser...
"Uh, I... ah, uh... I wrote this book, based on my website that rips off George Carlin and Bill Hicks, and ah, I,ah... uh, it sold... I look like I,uh ah aaaa faggot with that cape and crown. On my site, I talk about smacking around my woman, hurting kids and stalking my neighbors, and all of you are sick for liking my crap..."
DorienWolfe 3 years ago
when does it rip off bill hicks?? if this is true then he should be castrated
jackhartcup 3 years ago
"I had a signing in Utah before I came out here..."
"Utah sucks."
"Utah does suck."
LOL Funniest part of the clip!
ECWNET 3 years ago
Huh. I thought he would be more intimidating in real life. I'm sort of glad he's not. He's still cool, though.
GD182 3 years ago
haha maddox is the man
serp129 3 years ago
He's hilarious, the people who wank over his every move are idiots though.
Malacia 3 years ago 5
damn, his voice doesn't match his face or demeanor like you'd think it would.
he's still hardcore though.
DMWI 3 years ago 2
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He is a wanker.... Get laid nerd!
Alfey 3 years ago
Stfu, he's the best. The best of the best. He's the fucking god. Diss him and you shall be bolted.
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He sucks... He is a geek that realy dont have any sence of humor.. Look at him! Fat dude with a crown.. looks like a lord of the rings nerd with big hopes to be Aragon ore somthing.
That would be fun!
-Legolas "Aragon(Maddox)take the hores!"
-Aragon(Maddox)"I cant get up!"
-Legolas "Hurry"
-Gimmely "And i toght i was fat! hahaha"
ends: Agragon dragd his lacy ass for a mile and went down a hill becaus the hores couldnt drag his fat ass, so hi died!
Alfey 3 years ago
Obviously he does have a sense of humor as well as a keen insight, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to get a book deal based on a website made up of 95% text and 5% MS Paints docs...a book that turned out to be a best seller, no less.
By the way, your pathetic attempts at the English language are hilarious. I hope Maddox reads your comment; it's always fun to see him demolish retards like you with a clever and witty response.
emousejapanimation 3 years ago 4
1. learn to spell
2. this guy is the funniest thing EVER, the only people who dont find him funny are women and children.
3. dont take the piss, he would RIP it out of you
4. shut the fuck up
johnnycondom973 3 years ago 8
No sense of humour? You're talking about your own pathetic attempt to it with the LOTR whatever-it-supposed-to-be?
Get to know a little about Maddox before commenting that he looks like an idiot with that crown, you actually think he does that for real? THAT'S his humour. And you've probably never seen any fat dudes before because you're calling people names in broken English on the internet.
Idiot.
expoonation 3 years ago 2
Nice spelling jackass :D
MorgensternPip 3 years ago
He truly is the King of Kings
themanwhojudges 3 years ago
sounds like a fuckin nerd
i thought he would have a raspy voice
ragmon2001 3 years ago
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When I read his site, I figured he would be some skinny little 16 year-old bitch with a lisp and a back brace. Instead, he looks like a 40 year-old in the closet and has a stutter. I bet a 2nd-grader can make him piss his pants.
DorienWolfe 3 years ago
You ate your own brain or something? He doesn't stutter, he talks better than most people do! He does uh.. sometimes because he has to stop talking because people are laughing. Making people laugh is a good thing, and he makes alot of people laugh.
So if you don't like this, find something else you like and stop bothering Maddox.
You skinny 16 year old with a lisp and a back brace.
expoonation 3 years ago 4
when u see him in person he doesnt seem that scary and angry like he does on his page. lol
wb5026 3 years ago
"Utah sucks" Hahahaha.
But not as much as Idaho.
LordAztahoth 3 years ago
MADDOX YOU RULE YARRRRRRRR
volatile6969 4 years ago 6
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he comes off as a techie-nerd in real life, but oh well. his older stuff is still funny. his site has lost steam in the last couple years since he hardly ever updates it and the newer articles haven't as funny as the older ones
steelerfan397 4 years ago
stfu, you are no true maddox fan
GBCE 4 years ago 6
Yeah, Maddox is the shit. Steelers suck. Bengals all the way. (Even though they suck worse.)
asbraun4 3 years ago 3
heh
hes not as intimidating in person
regardless
very funny satirical writer
Fascochist 4 years ago 14
MADDOX IS GOD
internetprofesser 4 years ago 15
MADDOX RULES
juliewasborn 4 years ago 14
Maddox for president.
MaroonAndGold 4 years ago 17
I'd elect him as president.
murshies 4 years ago 14
would be the gratest president in USAs history
notadeala 3 years ago 7
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he is bitterd with the world and instead of keeping his mouth shut like every other man/less likely woman who knows what kind of shit we come across every breath we take,but we all have our ways ... nice site nice thinking but watch out FBI agents are after you
zlimagus 4 years ago
I know! The FBI has him on the top of their Most Wanted List, after his threateing article that disclaimed the 9/11 conspiracy! That's a REALLY good reason to make someone high-priority. But why stop at someone who denounces government conspiracies, when we can go after volunteer workers, too?!
Serdones 4 years ago
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You sound like a conformist, always trying to burden people with your social norms.
3Axissss 4 years ago
Someone took sociology 101. Good job sport!
SchectermanC1FR 3 years ago 5
haha
kvakkzor 3 years ago
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I rule all
thatrabbitguy 4 years ago
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im a god
thatrabbitguy 4 years ago
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im better than this fat fuck
thatrabbitguy 4 years ago
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im a god
thatrabbitguy 4 years ago
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Maddox is a filthy Armenian douchebag...go home you degenerate...fuck....
vilecore 4 years ago
lol i know where you live
Jynx93 4 years ago
so funny how your account is closed
Jynx93 4 years ago
yeah i thought he was going to be more manly.. he seems like a nerd... but excellent entertainment nonetheless. Ill just pretend i never saw him as this and see him as i want to see him in my mind.
ImaYam 4 years ago 2
Yeah, I am sure he is really a nice guy in real life. The whole "Maddox" think is probably just a gimick. But as a WWE fan, I love gimmicks.
Serdones 4 years ago 4
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ive defeated this fool physicaly and mentaly for he is crap
thatrabbitguy 4 years ago
i highly doubt you have the constitution nor the testicular attributes needed to 'defeat' maddox
TOOL
healingvision09 4 years ago 4
Maddox is the best
yiorgosbouzoukis 4 years ago 3
Maddox pwns everyone in the ass
ShawtyGurl601 4 years ago 9
I LOVE Maddox so much.
thewifeofmaddox 4 years ago 8
I'm an Idahoan. I read Maddox. We have more cows than people, it's completely true.
bodaget 4 years ago 7
definately an inspiration
dsm93talon 4 years ago 2
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Maddox sounds like such a tool. I thought his voice would be manly
benchwarmer969 4 years ago
I think Maddox (ruler of universe) should eat maddox (Jolie's son) so the damn kid no longer appears in you tube searches, so we all enjoy listen to this pirate/king/god and get inspired to live.
kawadamark 4 years ago 5
maddox??? what????? but...YOR SUPOSED TO A PIRATE??
vfilice 4 years ago
Did you morons actually think he was going to be some sort of ultra macho jock-pirate irl? Anyone who read more than a few of his articles would know that's not the case. Actually he seems competent and less dorky than I expected. And most of you inept, pasty little twats couldn't get up in front of a bunch of people and deliver a good, funny speech so stfu and show some respect.
sxr5a 4 years ago 11
Most people don't realize that it's an opinion exagerated to entertain you.
There are some people who actually think he walks around punching babies and raping feminists, haha.
The jokes on you all, assholes.
BillyHackle 4 years ago 17
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this guy is a LOT less intimidating in reallife..pretty ordinary. Weak sauce.