Halifax New Advert 2010

[Mankind081]

I want to die.

[ARSEN4LBEN]

How have so many people disliked this video. Probably one of my most favourite adverts.

[stuartyy90]

@ARSEN4LBEN its beyond cringe worthy

[VDLcommander]

wow 5 quid

[markb301978]

this is how they ran there bank did you know this is the department that deals with sub prime morgages in the u.s

[azAz09292]

This has got to be the worst ever .

[rickyf6]

let the beats explain

[MrErtos]

this is so gay and so not dubstep

[heskeylator]

a massive insult to anyone who's ever worked in radio.

[glenn1340]

What a complete load of fuckin` wank

[FALLASLEEPworld]

"If you work in marketing or advertising...kill yourself. No I mean it, kill youself! You're probably thinking "Good one Bill, that's funny." No I mean it, go suck a tail pipe, do something. Please rid the Earth of your sorry existence. [sic]"

[OLDMANBADGER]

fuck halifax worst service even worse than natwest and lloyds tsb and stop spending savers dough on your fucking advertising campaigns

[earlysunsets3]

incredible. theyre even bigger bellends than in the real bank.

[huxleypig69]

Gotta agree with the last guy, these adverts must put people off banking with the cheesy idiots! I know if I was looking to open an account, I'd avoid them just because their adverts are so bloody bad!!

And what's the premise here anyway? A 'banking radio' station? What a shit idea. Full of Halifax workers who are broadcasting continuous adverts over the airwaves?

I hate them with a passion, especially the 'ISA ISA baby' load of crap. I thought Howard was bad but this...

[GeordieLord]

Surely these adverts are putting people off halifax. I know Iwouldn't use em just bacuase they adverts sheeet.

[nightwaxon]

This is true comedy genius

[JohnBraide]

To the makers of this ad and everyone in it... Suck a fucking double barrel and die......... or just get off my tv please...

[Mastersrewdriver]

Lol'd at the chinese man...wait a second...WHY ISN'T HE DOING HIS JOB PROPERLY???

[tuvaDumnee]

knows someone the tracklist of the dubstep version???

[mooserevenge]

Wow, this is so shit I find it hard to believe it's actually real

[cyborg00000]

Halifax in Nova Scotia - Canada? Canada don't use pounds? What's going on? O_O

[zhagazCA]

@cyborg00000 It's the original Halifax in UK

[cyborg00000]

@zhagazCA Ohhh okay

[Madbobby109]

Oh... God...

[pspmot]

The dubstep version is better

[CheeseHibby]

@pspmot

I opened an account with them because of that.

[Mastersrewdriver]

@pspmot what fun the employees of Halifax get up to :D

[64C88]

You are listening to Dingo and the Babyyyyy, on 97.1

[slash3rr]

@ShadesOfRapture do you know the tracklist dont know 2 of them...

[ebramia]

Halifax worst bank ever!

[JoeGill94]

They had to get the most loathsome, self-absorbed halifax workers to do these adverts didn't they... It takes something spectacularly awful to make me long for the 'good old days' of Howard but this is beyond spectacularly awful. Still, hopefully this years advertising campaign will be a bank hold-up with Howard taking bloody revenge on the c***s who stole his job...

[MaxTallon]

@JoeGill94 : Most of the halifux people I've dealt with are pretty loathsome, so I think the ad shows a pretty accurate cross-section of their rank and file. I wonder if they even realise they're all on welfare now after the good old British taxpayer bailed their jett-setting gangster bosses out with blank cheques for the whole f$£cking lot of them?

Probably not. I don't think they do irony.

[ohmygoooooood]

Halifax gives us 5 pound a month, the taxpayers bailed you fuxkers out!!!! why the fxc are they so pleased with them selves! we r in a fxkin recession an all i get is five quid and this shite advert

[hartleyjr]

Morons. Its about time some radio stations started doing adverts of them in banks, offering mortgages and financial advice. And to think our taxpayers money is being squandered on this shite.

[robinsonbrett]

Can anyone tell me what's the name of the new advert for Halifax, in the radio station with the song, Yer Yer Yer Yer. Please help I'm desperate. Why is this advert not up for showing either. Jinksgillian.

[crozly]

I hate how they get actors that try and act like they actually work for Halifax but it just makes these adverts a big fucking disaster! THEY ARE SHITE...EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM!!!!

[64Fabby]

I love this advert. Certainly not the worst ad ever. Halifax > go compare. Halifax > compare any car. Halifax > wine gums etc etc. :P

[mrtulala1]

I wish HBOS went under. Then, we wouldn't have these shitty adverts.

[himynameisronan]

fuck you halifax

[2manyburgers]

We need adverts like these to cheer us up. Wow we have a lot of unhappy customers here hah

[intheTea04]

I presume the big lad on the microphone is supposed to be Halifax's version of Chris Moyles? Bastards all of them.

[lollylopz0r]

Fucking appalling. I'm easily influenced by ads and this makes me want to close my ISA account with them. The people that made this should be fucking ashamed. Complete cunts.

[danspare]

Bailed out with government money so they could make this absolute pile of wank.

[danspare]

Cunts

[retrofooze]

fucking cunts

[Tom4Cheese]

I hate watching people try to be funny and fail, I feel embarrassed every time I watch this advert. Not just embarrassed, the occaisional murderous rage develops also.

[karatebuff]

This advert is so patronizing it's untrue!!!

[JonathanBloggs]

Halifax adverts are so depressing. Realistic looking office workers pretending to have fun, pretending to work at a pretend radio station.

It's the depression of office work combined with the annoyance of fake cheeriness

[SlimBoyCharles]

Fuck you Tegs.

Rafahoullier is a mong

[flockofseagulls1001]

FUCKING LOAD OF SHITE !!!!

[duncm8]

just shows halifax dont listen and just pay lip service

[kweej]

cunts

[danspare]

@kweej agreed

[manofthepeople69]

Complete and utter cunts.

[GrantMS89]

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! legend song!

[dinaarzina]

This ad is brilliant because it summarises, in less than a minute, everything that is wrong with the world today. GET OFF MY TELLLLLYYYYY!!!!

[mcrbillytalent]

god i LOVE these comments. my mate made me cry ranting about the halifax advert where she gets called lucky for breaking her mug. anyone know the one?

[borderlineboyuk]

This is fucked up - why the hell is almost everyone in the Halifax `radio station` a lard-arsed pork beast?

(Plus they`re a bunch of motherfuckers too!)

[Tchiscilo2]

Since when have Halifax had a radio station ????!!!

[borderlineboyuk]

Jesus H Christ!

They`ve fucked up the world with their crazy market-gambling-fuckery and now they`ve got the nerve to show their miserable fat faces on the TV.

[johnsy88]

crap advert, crap bank.......CRAP!!!!!!

[asfalnoo3]

these are the all the kids that used to get bullied at school....its okay because they all just been bullied again into thinking they were going to star in a amazing advert for one of the worlds leading banks!! BUMMED OF ALL SELF DIGNITY!!

[71cassini]

Rude, unhelpful staff. Are no use whatsoever, seem more interested in flogging home insurance. Denied my attempt at changing my address just as my old debit card expires. Have now been forced to abandon my account. F*ck you, Halifax.

[no5chrisd]

They destroyed this song. Put it's name to shame. Now every time I listen to it all I can think of is 'high five'. TAKE IT OFF AIR

[tastybear]

They've edited that ugly bitch and the chink out of the latest version, it's still a wank advert though.

[anxresi]

I love the New Halifax Radio Station They Played My Heart Will Go On for me My favourite DJ is Rochelle She Rocks I will always Hi 5 U guyz

[leonardsleopard]

@anxresi is this satire?

[anxresi]

@leonardsleopard No you can listen daily at 606 mw in the Winchester area it's always on there very fiendly its musical fun and laughter everyday with the Hailfax crew

[hombrerelents]

Absolute fucking cunts. They spent all our fucking money and now they're clowning about like a bunch of annoying shitbags, pretening to be all chummy and matey with the customer.

The people who made this should be showered in dogshit.

[lonestar2779]

the customer service is a lot better and they dont have such stupid adverts... is that ok!!!!

[lonestar2779]

should be a lawy againts crap like that on T.V.

[lonestar2779]

get rid

[lonestar2779]

if the People of Halifax are reding this... get rid of that fucking anoying advert you silly mother fuckers. i mean why do you people think it's a good thing to put such crap on T.V. do you think its going to attrack me to Halifax!!! NO in fact i have switched to Lloyds so up yours Halifax advert

[coldwell2112]

@lonestar2779 - Why switch from Halifax to Lloyds when Halifax is part of Lloyds.

[amribex]

you would never tire of hitting these people in the face with a cricket bat would you? Seriously they make me puke!!!

[icecool1065]

I can only laugh when i see the comments, but when i see this on the tv for the 16th time today i want to to break into the studio in a jason mask and rip their throat from the mouth and scrape their adams out through the orifices of there noses and slit their flabby arms vertically while using their headsets to hear them squeel for their pathetic excuse for existence

[lonestar2779]

@icecool1065 lol

[MaxieTheThird]

Most of the ads we're getting today friggin' suck. But then again, we've still got Omid Djalili and Alexander Orlov!

[bullshotter]

....back on planet earth.

[applecrumblez]

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[VirgLondon2]

Halifax really hit the spot when it comes to making fucking annoying ads that turn an otherwise happy go lucky person into a raging inferno!

[choc113]

In all seriousness just WTF are the management at Halifax thinking green-lighting this idiotic shite? Do they REALLY think everyone in the country is going to be going around "high five" ing all over the place because the "great guys" at Halifax are going to give them a fiver a month? How can they do SO out of touch with reality? I really don't think I want people that delusional anywhere near my money to be honest.

[earlysunsets3]

You know when this idea was conceived it was intended to be funny, yet somehow its duller than Dull McDullty of Dullsville's collection of really dull trousers.

[ScienceFantasyBoy]

HALIFAX MARKETING MANAGER "Okay - can someone please make me a TV ad, an ad that will attract 10,000 idiots? Make it as cheesy and tacky as possible"

[mogad100]

the woman has a bloody tash..lol

[flockofseagulls1001]

YT is the only place you can vent your spleen on the shit ads on the tv .This ad is bollocks for sure . Spandau Ballet did the track shame on them for letting it be used.

[MaxTallon]

Hali-FUX.

Crowd of smarmy scheisters.

[vgtr4]

who sings the song in the advert

[dillgse]

0:36 LOL

[LukeOwNzx]

this advert ownz

[matcat23]

Very funny. I almost believed someone would enjoi this advert. You crack me up you really do. As if anyone would that moronic.

[intothebluemr]

@Mikeyb85 Why are we watching??!! BECAUSE IT'S CONSTANTLY ON THE AD BREAKS IN BETWEEN OUR FAVOURITE TV SHOWS!!! You muppet. Honestly, what a stupid question.

[MrAlexMan2]

Whats the song? :L

[TheMysticEgg]

gold - spandau ballet :D

[MrAlexMan2]

Cheers gregmar :P

[cmurf1]

Omg it makes me physically sick watching this advert, in the words of the legend that was Bill Hicks "Suck Satans Cock!" these people suck ass!

[EREproductions]

What a shit advert. Seriously, this is the worst advert I've ever, ever, ever seen.

[soultakerr2000]

wow i suddenly fell about a thousand times more proud to be an american then i did about two mins ago.

[night69angel]

There are no words adequate enough to express how much I HATE these adverts!!! How many smug, ghastly people do they need to run a radio station? What do they do apart from gurn and grin inanely? And that nodding woman with the toast..aaaaaaarhhh

[intothebluemr]

How much did an ad agency get paid to come up with this crap? My dog could shit out better adverts. And what's with the godawful voice dubbing? If those people really sound like that then I'm the Pope.

[MongTheMerciless]

die die die

[Dblonothing]

Worst. Fucking. Advert. Ever.

Even worse than the meerkats, and that makes me want to kill babies.

[anonUK]

@Dblonothing

No, I don't want to kill babies, I want to kill the "creative" cretins who came up with this pile of tardwank.

How much account holders' money did they get for this sewage?

[8lobster8]

I have left Halifax having been with them for 15 years as a direct result of this advert.

[Rexpiona]

I love the extendable hand XD

I am going to high-5 everyone within a 3-foot radius everytime that son is played now!

[flockofseagulls1001]

If it wasn't for the shit track it looks like a trailer for another remake of The Island Of Dr Moreau ,who thinks in The Halifax that these ads are a great way to get punters through the doors,The Lloyds Bank ones are just as bad what a load of bollocks!!!!! They also use ugly bastards as well there must be a specialist agency somewere coining it in.

[matcat23]

5 pound for a grand per month. Hmmm, that's 0.5 per cent interest. THAT'S FECKIN' CRAP!

[K1ckboxa]

If you did your maths you would know that you would have to keep a balance of at least £1000 in your account for the whole year (365/366 days) to get £60 interest and thats based on 0.5% per month meaning it would need to be a min of 6% annual. With this acc it only needs to click a counter to say you have paid in £1000 p/m and you get that without having to maintain a £1000 balance. You cant go wrong but yeh the advert is quite bad

[matcat23]

Was the brief given to the agency, find the ugliest people you can, gather all the mutants together and create the most hated advert in history? Well done Halifax for making me NEVER want to open an account with you. What a load of Bull Green roundabout

[scaleop4]

I don't wanna  be with Halifax evermore.

[scaleop4]

you know the hate i have for the advert is insane.

hi 5.....what the fuck were they thinking ..we not fucking kids.

[aisey100]

The persons resonsible for this fucking joke should be dipped in sheep shit and shot.

[agadoo]

I hate the fat cunts, one of them at the start is even scoffing her fat gob.

[Porkularpie]

Why are they all so fat?

[maplesdennoakes]

@Porkularpie Halifax only hires fat people

[night69angel]

@maplesdennoakes

True....the ones in my local branch are huge !

[DarrellPeel]

I'm open mouthed in pure horror.

But, this hasnt got nothing on We buy an car.

[redfred1500]

What an awful advert, AND GETTING A MEASLY 5 QUID FOR PAYING A GRAND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT EACH MONTH??? FFS what a bunch of robbing twats

[K1ckboxa]

It would be interesting to look back at your previous statements and see what interest you were paid in to your account and see if its more than £5 p/m or £60 p/yr

[matcat23]

No it wouldn't because i have a better bank account than this shitty Halifax one. What the feck can you with 5 pounds, it ain't worth shit.

[K1ckboxa]

it would be interesting to know what acc you have which pays you more than £60 per year for crediting your acc with £1000

[matcat23]

@K1ckboxa Yes, more than sixty useless quid. Fool.

[kingStuLad]

This is genuinely one of the worst adverts ever to be broadcast

[2rice25]

great advert!!! The space station bit is so funny

[langagepowerstation]

i fcking hate these pastey faced twats ...fcking smug banks throwing us fcking crumbs SHOVE YER HIGH FIVE UP YER FCKING ARSE

[thiklpet]

The song is spandau ballet gold. Very nice one.

[maahadyare]

Tupac at 0:40

[supersakkie]

What a load of toss this is! Loads of fat people being annoying!

Basically telling everyone that it's ok to be a fat ass!

I'd like to kick each of these blobs in the ass......I'll probably loose my foot though!

Absolute wank!

[K1ckboxa]

got to say a very bad ad however you will always remember it so they have done really well because that wat ppl will remember the halifax ad for the reward acc job done..... I think they still do use staff for the ads. And most of you on here moaning about the banks taking your taxs get a life you prob dont pay any in the first place as your Giro Junkies, the public are going to make a lot more than they put in, Be glad you still got a roof over ya head....

[pikuorguk]

But if you make an irritating advert, the only thing that sticks in my mind is "You're a bunch of morons that I don't want to use".

"It got you talking, you'll remember the name now" is why these awful adverts exist.

[obiw1kenobi]

This ad makes me hate banks even more - trying to be friendly, when they have just stolen our tax £££

[SuperJoMc]

i want to rip of my head every time this ad comes on.

[spongeboy62]

whats the song they play at 0:25

[icecool1065]

This is probably the worst advert in British TV history

They are basically raping you anally, then chucking you some spare change

If i ever see these people, i swear they're getting into the back of my van to go for a little ride

[mufclb87]

matcat ur a fooking idiot, asif there racist, u just like to believe in ur own fantasy world that the world is agains black people!! just go and perform what ur obv best at doing

[matcat23]

Feckin' racist. Where's your white hood cracker?

[mufclb87]

so what if i am, ur only a performing monkey so it doesnt really bother me ur views, they dont matter, ur just a outsider who shud be my bitch ass slave

[Sparksdunno1]

the chinese man is the best man

HI 5

[Shalassaska]

lame

[PalmOfYrWave]

i fully love this advert

[matcat23]

Racist bastards! Let's get the only black guy to dance like a performing ape, spinning around because that's the only thing black people are good at, entertaining the white cracker folk...

[scorpia616]

Jeez its a stupid advert, i like it, stop talking money. xD

[lndac02]

pay in £1000 each month and they give you a fiver! this seems like a shitty deal to me and certainly not worthy of all the money they spent on these adverts (or didnt dependant of your view)

[lndac02]

still whoring their staff to get the stupid taxpayer who has already paid to keep this organisation on its feet to put even more of its money into a organisation that treats both its counter staff and customers with equal contempt. They are laughing at you for still keeping them in expensive holidays and big houses and cars. Use a building society at the least you get to vote and their interest rates are very competitive compared to these outfits.

[dillgse]

I blush when this comes on TV i fuckin hate it, so much that i had to youtube it to wind myself up :P

[fraankie1]

oh my god u read my mind

[93farley]

it's a bit harsh some of these comments...these people are actors in the advert, not real halifax staff. BAD actors, yes, but then thats the fault of the casting director. Maybe real people would have done a better job!

[hope0001]

Has anyone got a Biro that I can use to stab my eyes out and then stab my eardrums to stop my suffering?

[muffinojustice]

don't be so mean, i work hard on my edits for people to laugh at them, not to call them fucking rubbish

[93farley]

@muffinojustice yours is much better than the original - quite funny.

[loolfactorie]

YOU FUCKIN QUEER1

[loolfactorie]

i ahte the womans voice I WANT TO KILL HER~!!!!!!!!! aasdhiaosgd8yo

[johnsy88]

This has to be the shittest advert ever made. I understand that principle that people will remember a bad advert just as much as a good advert but Jesus H titty fucking Christ!!!!!! fucking bin the bullshit before i smash my tv up and cancel my halifax account!

[2803jmwatt]

these people actualy work for halifax so if you see them kick their heads in bunch of theiving wankers

[muffinojustice]

I just downloaded this video using real player, and then dubbed swear words using movie maker, please watch

[acerimmer24]

This advert is so bloody retarded, just like Howard the moron geek bank worker who leeched off pop songs yuk Halifax get a life

[Nollog]

00:23

Why is the girl on the left completely cut out of their ads now? :(

I believe they aimed for the "This advert is so bad" response, they pretty much always have. It's for comedy value.

[ajcool240]

0:14 lol looks retarded

[ChonWan]

I love you KEEGS!

[pandamancan8]

whats tht song called

[TheGuitarManEIRE]

Spandau Ballet - Gold

[stephenfchapman]

This advert is so bad - the marketing men need to be sacked

[goodgrief94mofo]

Im sorry but i hate this f@#king shit advert

what a bunch of spackers!!!!!!

[roimlil]

Use actors for crying out loud, not these counter monkeys.