Ways To Recognize A Vampire (Twilight Edition)

[Apolloofthenight]

are you sure theres no typo? Did you mean to spell fairy with a blood fetis? Cuz thats what I got from the tips.

[daniikaas]

i have a friend with all that but i'm not gona stake him

[crypto66]

Well atleast the vampires uses google. bella can't find shit on the internet.

[celinelowe]

lol awesome!

[MegaSlimShadyLover]

:D

[GreenMagikify]

Oh wow this is great. Twilight scraps everything anyone has ever known about vampires, shown by the crossings out in the video. Loved the end "sets up a bad sequel" XD

[XxTCKMODDERXx]

HES BETTER THAN U!!!!!!!!!

[FlyFree4evr]

You know I'd like to comment on their eye color...What? Are they a stoplight?

[lovemeordie83]

@FlyFree4evr LOL it's a funny thought, you gotta admit. XD

[FlyFree4evr]

@lovemeordie83 xD yup!

[shoopdawoop32]

or uses google maps to find you... lol

[5UP3RV4MP]

Telepatheic - knows where you live...or uses google maps to find you, basically an internet stalker!!! lol

[TheShadowFan123]

O-0 okay then

[Wolfluver119]

Presumably green is good.

XD ROTFL XD

[1xmichellax1]

Omg i laughed my ass of and almost peeed in my pants this was so funny and hillarious especially the internet stalker and that fat guy loved it thumbs up

[roquemyracle127]

twihate foreva! twitards go suck urself! twitard = person that thinks twilight is reality.

[edwardcullenfan523]

@roquemyracle127 get a life, and grow a set of balls. your just a selfish ass who takes pleasure from other peoples misery.

[roquemyracle127]

@edwardcullenfan523 Yup i am selfish and can take joy in other peoples misery, but i do have a life.

[lovemeordie83]

@edwardcullenfan523 Well, to be fair, you were more or less asking for it. :/ If you're a Twilight fan (which you VERY obviously are), go watch pro-Twilight productions.

WE don't hold the book as a high standard of literature OR quality entertainment, so we'll stick to our snarky anti-Smeyerisms, thank you very much.

Have a nice day.

[luvrofmcr]

lol, love it! Kind of shows how much of a 'vampire' they really are. XD Stupid stalker should have been a stake in the first 10 pages of the book.

[blip3452]

what is that song!

[KaiCrazyMouth]

LOL

[MissMeowy]

this is sooooooooooo hilarious! gorgeous animation!

[KikikellyOapple]

you should write...killed by steaks(besides stakes)LOL!^-^

[Blueyejo7533]

You had half your facts wrong. (shakes head in shame of your cruddy script)

[TheLilbella22]

Emo fear of girls was my favorite!!!

[MusicallyxInvisible]

it was hilarious especially the wears lipstick part lol, i dont think some people watch twilight cause of the story/plot, they mostly watch it cause of taylor lautner or robert pattison cuz their hot lol or w.e

[Blueyejo7533]

@MusicallyxInvisible I watch it because I read the books, not because of Taylor or Robert, even though I do think Taylor's cute, I read the books before I saw the movie, and the books are WAY better!

[MusicallyxInvisible]

@Blueyejo7533 i said that cause i be hearing most girls talk about twilight and when i ask them about the book they would be like staring blankly and say the never read the booj

[KingKool2099]

@MusicallyxInvisible That's a shame., I thought the best thing to come out of Twilightmania would be to inspire thousands of lifelong readers.

[MusicallyxInvisible]

@KingKool2099 i know, i met a few twi-hards though, they know the book(s) like the back of their hand, its kind of creepy so there might be some hope...

[freya101psh]

@MusicallyxInvisible i read the book

[MusicallyxInvisible]

@freya101psh Congrats? the vampire phase is kinda of over though...

[emilytheunique]

It's true, the Twilight vampires aren't really vampires at all. They just drink blood and are pasty. And are hot.

[6casi8modo9]

I loved it! ^^ I'll try not to forget this life lesson on how to spot a stal.. a vampire :P

[XxangelgirlxX01]

actualy red eyes mean they have eaten humans. golden brown if they have eaten animals and they are black when they are hungry

[KingKool2099]

@XxangelgirlxX01 I didn't know that. I didn't write the script. That makes more sense than just "Red if evil..." though not as funny.

[OperationLegacyShow]

@KingKool2099

I think Yellow, Red, Green as in a Stop light XD

[Eclipse12344]

that was stupid

[toonsmyth]

Yay! That was awesome!

[everydayastory]

lol that's so awesome XDD

[ayutenshi2]

That's great. lolz. :)

[CounterAttack11]

0:32

I note the LRR logo on the front of the car.

[KingKool2099]

I can't believe it took someone that long to point that out. Good eye.

[Moonwalkinthruheaven]

Epic win mueic

[darkprofane]

I wish Bram Stoker's Dracula would send these pitiful emos to the forest...where, ya know, he impaled his enemies.

[InsaneMentalist]

@darkprofane Or we could just turn Helsing on them. Instant win for any Human characters with int. above 10 and not Evil

[AriHale]

lol that was FUNNY!!!

[MsRiley23]

that was nice...lol....now i know...lol

[xbumrushx]

LOL

[pukitataco]

Im not talking about the werewolves.

[Maggiemay1997]

. . . ookay, then! Lol, totally random, 5/5, I'm TOTALLY subbing you!

[jessmeok]

I liked the dingy!

~DING~

[twilightfreak30255]

yeah i liked the "ding"

[LeahLeigh0322]

its soooooooo random.....like our random pie clubbbbb.....mmmmmmmmmm......P­IE,......

[clubpenguin1212100]

so random but hilarious!

[missswanlover22]

i love twilight, but this is hilarious

[pukitataco]

I think its fun that Stephanie Meyer put new rules with vampires. Well, I imagine it would be fun to do anyway. Its a new idea. Vegetarian Vamps, dont die so easily, hella awesome. I liked the books, but this is frickin hilarious too!

[redredkroovy666]

It's not a good idea. They're just pedophiles they arent even the living dead.

[piratepug31]

This is great! So funny!

[hannahfunny123]

Hahahaha xD

[funnyfeet09]

lmao finds google maps to find you.

i love twilight but im kinda growing apart of it.

im not obsessed lets just say tht.

and i dont get all mad when ppl make fun of it. this was well done...lol love this.

[Jemmicins]

I found this fucking hilarious!! And I love Twilight! Lol x

[fluffydevil13]

i hate twilight.

if u hate it too , watch the anime vampire knight.

[AmaranthineRequiem]

This is so true! Gah... Twilight is such a disgrace! Tee hee. Excellent.

[KisamesGirlfriend]

so... edwards basically the exact OPPOSITE of a vampire, yet... he is one anyway? That's freaking stupid... O.o

[rachelsghost123]

Lmao. Uses google maps to find where you live. =]

[kilts77]

lol this is soo cool :D

[NaratardsWeekly]

ha-ha

[teamyomama]

:LOL!!!!

[MissTwilight222]

lol, that's funny!

[CullenClarinet0128]

lolololol

[iwuvoobuddy]

but I use google maps to find people.... Am I a vampire??? OUCH! I just bit me

[ratholin]

well you gotta know you can't trust damned dirty vampires like you. don't you watch toonsmyth's public service anouncements.

[Christinetheawesome1]

haha basically an internet stalker -fat middle aged man shown- XD

[Christinetheawesome1]

LMAO!! Emo Fear Of Girls "I must flee!" lol!!

[kayla98375]

LOL those were FUNNY!!!

[pillowiswako]

awesome just awesome!

[simscrzy]

HILARIOUS....I love the google...OH edward.

[addictedfreak101]

LOL!!!!!!

[crazy4anime7]

LOL. This is so true. It's a good thing I read Twilight, or else I wouldn't be able to appreciate the jokes. XD

[artificialsweetening]

Dope car :D

[abbielolsokay]

lol  "is basically interet stalker..." lmao

[Lubegirl88]

hahahahahahah Its terrible and hilarious at the same time. I love it.

[teews666]

YAY!!! Twilight sucks! Nice vid! :D

[iluvanime828]

......................

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[tinkerbellre]

OMFG THATS SO FUNNY

[MaidKitty]

LOL>

[ilovecrazystuff11]

XD nows where you live....

Or uses google earth to find you XD XD LOL

[Biene4711]

Really, i have nothing against Twilight, but this is so true^^

nice video ****

[Zhyard]

Funny-ish (don't really like the x ways to y). If you want constructive criticism: You should draw the faces larger.

[IHATEHOPE95]

good animation!

[sambingoo]

hahahahaha

I got it

it's terrible!

It's wrong

and bad

and even though some people might love it, I'm just giving an inocent comment.

It's just what I think

my little insiginificant opinion

[hannahblake113]

TWILIGHT ROX

[XRougeX]

I LOVE THIS!

[LilLatina159]

lipstick? o.O

The easier to kiss with XD

[snap115]

SUCKS what dose that spell sucks sucks >:P

[MajinTanteiMo]

FFFFF. THANK YOU! Twilight ruined the vampire man! Ignore all these crappy comments from twilighters, This was awesome! They just don't know how hard animation is, and are too blinded by the SPARKLES to appreciate this! C:

[motbidlykawaii]

this sucks

[cullenprincess101365]

what ever this is the most stupidest aweful video i ever seen. what with the "ding!" it gave me a head ach

[violethehedgy678]

Im with you cullenprincess101365 I know what you mean cause this sucks!!!!

[Sheogorath64]

Didn't get it.

[thingsnotonmyhead]

Great one! I'd heard about a Twilight video on a LRRCast, and it's great to see one!  Good animation, too, reminds me of the "Another Day" series.

[misfitsfiend69]

GOOGLE LOL LOL LOL =)

[LikleMizAttitude09]

lol edwards a stalker

[AnimePuddingPie]

An internet one XD

[Krissukas18]

lipstick :D internet stalker LOL

[YellePops]

green good

red evil XD

[Teimlia]

Funny and so true, lol.

[sikelanBFF]

okay this is so not true.

but funny =]

[100jessica200]

wtf

[missmonkeymagic]

haha i love twilight... but that was funny

[jack7sally134]

love it!

[avalonf72]

Or uses Google Maps. Haha

[JetPixi]

Hilarious. :)

[Niekiej]

I love this :')

[stripestream]

that internet stalker made me lol

[Unclevertitle]

Much better than in audio only form.  Thanks!

[thephatbunny]

Hah, better than I expected.

[EmperorGum]

[Emperor Gum tips hat at King Kool]

[mistyladybug]

Haha, nice!! (lol at "basically an internet stalker" XDD)

[Daco65]

well done kingkool :D