FAIRFAX RAP (RESPONSE TO THE ARLINGTON RAP) by ChokeOnFunny

[UGLYMarioBROS]

I LIVE HERE ITS EPIC HERE!!!

[iloveganja]

Make one for Alexandria, since I am too lazy to make one :P

[SPCSpriggs]

falls church city represent, we are the richest city/county in all of the country. then theres fairfax and louden counties

[TheAcepilot1]

remy is still in a rougher neighborhood

[lordblazer]

hookah is $15!!! damn I miss oklahoma city already. cheap booze, cheap hookah.

[hamo804]

I'm going to GMU!!! Dubai represent!

[UGLYMarioBROS]

i live here!!!

[acdc2143]

Your saying your from fairfax when your wearing a steelers jersey!

[tehcirca894show]

Fuck yea fairfax!

[stophorseabuseimmadi]

Welcome to Virginia . Where every guy thinks he can rap :)

[Chamtechie]

my mom lives in fairfax but works at marymount, she thought this was so hilarious :3

[herpindude2010]

I used to live in fairfax

[charmerang]

Costal Flats <3

[blakerhodes9]

i want a sterling rap. oh wait its fill with black people i am sure there are 2 or 300 :( i hate whow white is a miniority these days

[karlfalkenstein]

@blakerhodes9 in my opinion race, or religion should just not matter.

[jamasianjimmy]

im korean and i have been to at least half of those restaurants..

[GloriousCorea]

I love Annandale ^__________^

[astronautrocks]

you seem like you are giving geography lesson more than a rap its all full of crap

[fuckwithth3stars]

i've been to ALL the korean restaurants... the last one was yechon... lol

[iluvdonuts52]

Redskins suck. Fairfax sux. EVerything this guy said sux.

[Chickennoodlesoup84]

remy is so much better!

[NikkiTheSage]

lol, I've been to like half of those korean restaurants.

BULGOGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

SO MUCH BULGOGI

[amazazing77]

thats so weird i go to all of these places xD

[rachieechoo]

LOL BULGOGI

[CrazyMeAndFriends48]

I love how I know where all those places are. I grew up there. I miss home. I live in Georgia now. :P

[YuppieGearhead]

AND BULGOGI AND BULGOGI AND BULGOGI AND BULGOGI AND BULGOGI HUUUUUUU........... AND BULGOGI AND BULGOGI AND BULGOGI

[GRAVEMIIND]

I was born in fairfax and my dad worked in Heroes restaurant if you know about that. I think they closed down.

[picaticatara]

starbuck have horrible coffee only the arabs drink there

[cmen92]

That Jersey is the shit.

[snatale1]

I gotta move to fucking NoVA!

[L0UDBOT]

FUCK YEAH VIRGINIA

[buzzfnboy]

WE SPEND 20 DOLLAR BILLS ON EPILLS & DUBS FOR CHEAP THRILLS, 703 REPRAZENT!

[MrFlametuber17]

FUCKU FAIRFAX

[Whiteboybeballin]

8o4 stand up

[KosyYak]

fukyaa 703@@@@

[Baronofthesoul]

dude u suck, u made a response to GoRemy's Arlington Rap and backed yourself into a corner. ill join ThomasBrudy at GoRemy's place in Arlington as well.

[Thomasbrudy]

I think I'll stay in Arlington with Remi

[12onetwo3]

Dude, the Steelers jersey takes away from your whole message. I ask that you refilm this wearing a John Wall jersey so that way Fairfax is represented with its best foot forward

[Djkilla911]

I literally recognize EVERY single place in this vid :)

[Djkilla911]

OMG Guinea holy SHIT thats MY STREET!!!!

[MetallicaRush101]

Fast Eddies is so tight

[goosie]

yes! bulgogi!

[Baronofthesoul]

learn to rap...

[snlspot]

W-L owns TJ.

[XedinFlames]

I love how all of the korean joints were filmed in Annandale! represent!

[jjraper100]

bet your mama bet bet yo mama

[derekturbo2009]

@integraz32lover the redskins are from Washington.

[BRSlax22]

YOUR VIDEO SUCKS ASS BECAUSE YOU USED OTHER TOWNS BESIDE FAIRFAX ASS CAT

[FAITHandLOGIC]

@BRSlax22 Haters gonna hate.

[legendaryrapper713]

@BRSlax22 dam stop haten n wacth da video

[WonderfulMrShyne]

LOL at the Korean restaurant part. AHA.

[integraz32lover]

why are you wearing a steelers Jersey????arent you suppose to wear a redskins

[jjohnsoc23]

Oh...Lord.

[Malliahful]

We have alotta Mcdonalds to....I usually pass 6 on my way to school :P

[Alouette1968]

Tysons people rejoice...you're getting your own postal designation...so you won't have to put Vienna or McLean anymore!

[lowbart]

Great job, except your voice is muffled, you need to mix it better.

And how come everyone in Nova is a Steelers fan? It's weird.

[bhbillhacker]

Bulgogi LMAO

[carbos64]

Yeah yeah yeah, make some lame response, go ahead. Just when ya rip off a video, don't forget the quality too.

[HeardItOnTheX721]

this is pretty amazing...he's got more attitude than remy....and the beat is hot haha

[Goldeneman1]

Fuc u and ur raps GoRemy is way beter than u

The reson y ur wearing a plastic ring is becasue u had platic segery

[LongLiveSierraLeone]

@Goldeneman1 Learn to spell. WTH is a segery. It's surgery, idiot.

[Goldeneman1]

@LongLiveSierraLeone so u go around checking ppls spellings?

WHAT A NOOB

[LongLiveSierraLeone]

124 people are douchebags in sandals

[arcassells]

kinda typical. Pittsburgh transplant to nova

[ryant013]

@arcassells actually dude is from Nova...i grew up and went to school with him, although he has always been a steelers fan for some strange reason

[wood21211]

GO SKINS

[amauta5]

if you made the girls the thumbnail you would get 10x the views.

[MilanTF]

FAIRFAX baby!!!!!

[vq352k]

funny as hell.. good job

[YuuzahnDragon]

One time i threw up because there were so much korean BBQ places!!!

[Prettyboi63514]

On Stones bruh I ain't finna have no Fake asz tryn 2 rap wannabe nigga talking shyt 2 me . Nigga wat the fuck u kno bout south Punk asz wannabe white boy man fuck off on Stones bruh my hood will ssmash yo weak as hood On Stones Bruh u don't kno me .. U sittin up here talkn shyt shyt .. And yes I make real rap video's and Take MMA , Boxing , Kick Boxing , Karate , etc.... So I'm a real Man and f fighter so u need 2 fuckn watch yoself talkn 2 me like u crazii .. On G bruh ..Punk asz Prick

[1249011]

Chill out guys shit... He was just havin some fun. damn... Why are you all stuck up. I thought it was funny. I miss VA <3

[thedman719]

sweet steelers gear dork. fairfax is lame too

[Prettyboi63514]

.You Whack .... You can't rap .... So stop tryin 2 act black.... In rappin Remy is Better .....He shreds you like cheese in Chedder..... Now U talkn bout the south ......But don't kno wat u talkn bout U jus talkn out the side of yo mouth.... So u jus need 2 Quit.... B4 u get popped in yo lip ....Dick

Can't beat Remy Wat the fuk is this

[emmerikuh]

@Prettyboi63514 your a lil bitch you know that right. You dont know anything about south. Its fags like u that i beat on everydayy gtfo

[andycf87]

way 2 skip over the abundance of headies

[Yotashi]

Remies still better XD

[effigyoflight]

I knew all of those korean restaurants.

[AFONSINA1000]

comparing to Remy, youre awful bud

[tayens723]

So are you a steelers fan or a skins fan?

[whoaitstu]

haha oh my god .... this is so bad that im gonna press LIKE

[rooooooby]

Why are you wearing a Steeler's jersey?

[chloewithaK]

haha fair oaks. bulgogi. oh wow i went to that starbucks the other day...you forgot to mention the traffic.

[NightmareKingz]

You're the corniest greaseballer faggot i've ever seen or heard, certified faggotry right here.

[millardforever]

I gotta apologize, I thought this vid was gonna suck, but you brought the game!

[chuffmydonk]

i like how he accuratly represented fairfax as spicville

[b720354m]

Loudoun county all day

[shankmaster]

@b720354m screw loudoun county, when i was in school i would always check the news in the morning to see if we got a snow day and loundoun county always got out and fairfax never did even though their right next to each other

[VASINGER]

I feel sorry for people who have to live in Fairfax.

[ZONKUF]

@VASINGER I know we have too much money : /

[VASINGER]

@ZONKUF new money.

[rooooooby]

@VASINGER No son we feel sorry for you!!

[youlan1234567]

this video is awesome. my fave remy vid is the arlington rap cuz i am so familiar with that place. in fact i was in arlington last night. but fairfax rap might have it beat. lol.

the tysons II reference and the bulgogi, bulgolgo, bulgogi...was just very clever

[pwnsaurusx]

It's too bad he's ugly.

And fuck yes we do have Freddy's. It's right down the street from my house.

[ZONKUF]

@pwnsaurusx Yeah but its not like the one in FairFax :P

[calminglavender]

113 people are from Arlington

[daFranch1se69]

Guinea road is the shit son, I took that to go to NOVA college every time.

[2muchCAFFINE]

Loudoun's so good, we don't need to make a freaking rap.

[ZONKUF]

@2muchCAFFINE Thats because Loudoun is filled with rich old people!

[Xuz7Productions]

@2muchCAFFINE you guys get school off if it snows 1/4th of an inch

[LongshotRecordsTV]

Lol funny but the arlington one was better

[character091]

Why do u want to go to Fairfax when Montgomery County is just next to it, we absolutely dont have any dooche bags here and we have lots of starbucks too

[telecastermaster16]

... I go to Marymount

[mstrleo]

@telecastermaster16 I feel for you lol

[jensmusicfaves]

Hehe... Carlos O'Kelly's is from Topeka, Kansas. They wouldn't even PUT one in Kansas City, which (belive it or not) has a MILLION TIMES better restaurants than the Fairfax 'census-designated place,' the incorporated city of Fairfax, or anywhere in unincorporated Fairfax Co., for that matter. And you know why? Too much COMPETITION IN KC. Way better restaurants. You won't find Carlos O'Kelly's outside of dinky little towns ANYWHERE but metro DC, where they have one in the suburbs. Unbelieva

[jcdenton2k]

That girl was so adorable. Kawaii :)

[VARGRATH]

Here are the final results of Germany's voting: We think that Fairfax owns the Rap Battle!

[househead25]

Arlington>Fairfax

[MrNashfury]

It's a shame Remy didn't reply.

[m00nkat]

If this is the Fairfax rap what's with the Steeler get up? Shouldn't it be Redskins?

[m00nkat]

If this is the Fairfax rap what's with the Steeler get up? Shouldn't it be Redskins?

[blueeyedpirate9]

steelers? really? you could do better. like RAVENS! but im lovin the gmu stuff!

[blueeyedpirate9]

steelers? really? you could do better. like RAVENS!

[kendobunny]

Now if only the people being crowded out of Fairfax would stop moving to Haymarket and trying to make it their idea of a charming little country town... by which I mean 9000 McMansions and a bunch of chain restaurants.

[CDRapper1]

@kendobunny Yep, it's just too late... never will be the same again, now won't it? They're gonna keep on spreading out and out (by "they", I also mean those dirty developers) more until it completely rids counties such as Prince William (--as if it already hasn't) and Fauquier of their once- had homey and country- style feel. Just wait until ALL of Northern VA becomes one, paved- over, overpopulated and overdeveloped mess, complete with big- box stores at every corner. What's next?

[turbomother09]

GMU FTW!

[ZONKUF]

@turbomother09 Word!!!! :D

[AdHandsomeBoy]

is any of this metro accessible, i would love 2 go to the movie theater

[ZONKUF]

@AdHandsomeBoy We have the Farfax connector, and the Dunloring metro station, but thats it...But they are extending the metro to Tysons West and East, I can get to D.C faster, cant wait!!! :D

[mstrleo]

I have to say, A'Town have some competition. I love this video as much as the other one. Will there be a video response?

[austindal]

yes we may have freddys but we also have Summers

[aangafify]

yo im from lorton motha fuckaaaaa id smoke you in a rap battle and im 13 lls

[cmen92]

Yeah fairfax goes hard son

[Spunkette87]

I wish someone would do a Montgomery county rap :p

SOMEBODY REP MY HOOD.

[Spunkette87]

"we have george mason you have marymount" LOL ouch..

especially considering the fact that GMU isn't even that great.

[Cheapzp]

Fairfax ftw, tysons owns. One of the highest # of PhDs per capita in the country. And lol what about the Pho shops and Pho shops and Pho shops and Pho shops.

Oh but RiRa is awesome.

[Whatalife2131]

whites guy on youtube -_-

[000iraqialia1]

daaaaam you got rame

[butterpoop]

but Tyson's is in Fairfax

[ZONKUF]

@butterpoop It is but he is raping about the city!...Not the county!!!...But Tysons Corner is bigger then FariFax City!!!

[amauta5]

ahh i wished goremy had replied.

well done guys.

[HeLLoDERiMGbout]

Half those koreAn restaurant are right next to each other..I live right by them

[ZONKUF]

@HeLLoDERiMGbout Annandale, (Korea Town) :D

[ZONKUF]

@MrXdustyx Yeah but I dont hate Arlington nore Fallschurch its just I love my hometown were I grew up and lived and now work in...I go to Arlington and D.C now and then but Tysons is were its at..And I cant wait untell they finish the metro expansion to Tysons123 and Tysons Central...And Its going to go all the way to Dulles Airport wich is going to be badass..But I dont go to Georgetown I go to Old town Alexandria..Gota love that Italian food :D eyy

[KERRY2014]

MADKOOL! :D, AND FUNNY TOO!!! :D KEEP ON RAPPIN'! "DaBramahBull!" LOVE THE VIDZ! (SHORT 4 VIDEOZ.) AWESOME! :D

[ZONKUF]

@MrXdustyx Like what drink starbucks all day lol JK...We get drunk here in FairFax man...But yeah Arlignton is fun to hehe :D...Love Ballston my Favorite place in Arlington :D....Hell I like everything in Northern Virginia BUT Washington D.C that place is crap :P

[CKCproductions2015]

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHH

FAIRFAX CITY PRIDE!!!!!!!! and the pj skiddoos and carlos o kelleys and the starbucks and coastals and the fountain and basically evry place u say i have been there except hotters

[ZONKUF]

@CKCproductions2015 Have been to all the Korean Restaurants in Annandale...I dont think so :D

[deivlhunter88]

Arlington and Fairfax are both beautiful place to live and expensive.

however this we all can agree on

"VIRGINIA KICKS FUCKING ASS"!

[soccermono]

As of March 2010, Loudon County is the richest in the country with a mean household income just under $4,000 more than Fairfax County (the 2nd richest). Loudon county is also the fastest growing county, so it looks like we're going to be stuck at #2 for a while :(

source: loansandcredit (. com) /the-10-richest-counties-in-th­e-us_2010-03-29/

ignore the parentheses; i couldn't post the link without them

[SKITTLESANDMNMS]

-Fairfax bars may check your ID, but the hookah bars definitely don't =P

-You can find practically anything at Tysons

-I've been to six of those Korean restaurants!

Conclusively, Fairfax County is the awesomest place ever.

[Giordanico]

Want the lyrics!

[melanie1190]

haha nicee i cant believe this video is a year old and im just seeing it now!! lmao

[pixie91075]

I love it!!! Everything you need to know about Fairfax fo' sho'... lol...

[shankmaster]

Yeah 2nd richest county in the US and 3rd nicest place to live in the US, Arlington can't beat that!

[xxkawaiiXduquesnexx]

@shankmaster Arlington is the 3rd richest and #1 place to raise a family xD

[ZONKUF]

@xxkawaiiXduquesnexx More like the #1 place to raise a Russian spy XD

[ZONKUF]

@xxkawaiiXduquesnexx Arlington is #9 in the charts...Its funny because FairFax city is #6 and the county is #1...Are city makes more then your county Hahaha :P

[ZONKUF]

@shankmaster We are the richest county not the 2nd...Google it :)

[kkn1120]

oh my god, stop making the county look so poor...

[DrClawizdead]

I liked it.

[Frailend98]

@ZONKUF shut up fairfax looks terrible in this rap and this guy is just a biter on remy

[FinchDenton]

@Frailend98

It's a parody faggot

It's meant to be a joke...

Dumbass...

[ZONKUF]

@Frailend98 You shut up....wtf do you know about FairFax nothing so stfu!!!!

[yommomalama]

I got grandparents in both Arlington and Fairfax, I like em both

[PureFunk13]

just moved here ^-^

[ZONKUF]

@PureFunk13 You like are traffic XD...lol Im fucken with you..Did you move to the City or some other town???

[DachampsterStudios]

remy hasnt answered

[breaktim0]

Arlington rap wuz better

[ref1ex]

@ 3:45  "they" built a Tysons II right across the street!"

[Jaxon7896]

I live in Fairfax, and I've been to most of these places. You, good sir, are a genius.

[hunowarrior]

The Arlington Rap is better than this garbage

[ZONKUF]

@hunowarrior Yea but Fairfax is a better city!!!!!!

[hunowarrior]

@ZONKUF Fairfax sucks Arlington is much better fag

[ZONKUF]

@hunowarrior Your the fag, 44% of Arlingtonians are with (married) to the same sex!!! ..So your gay for living in Arlington!!! XD

[hunowarrior]

@ZONKUF but in Fairfax you are the only guy who is married with someone with ur same sex bitch

[ZONKUF]

@hunowarrior Shut up why dont you go to starbucks and then shop at old navy for some flipflop you gay Arlingtonian...And then after your done delete your youtube account and start crying and while you are doing that remember that we are the ritchest county in the U.S and that we were voted the 3rd best place to live in the U.S of 'A' not gay ass arlington and not gay ass D.C. XD FairFax FTW

[kenzoidelkhorn]

I like what your doing , yo .

[lilhippomanman]

arlington is still better

[ZONKUF]

@lilhippomanman Shut up go wear your brown flipflops and pay your parking tickets!!!!

[ref1ex]

@ZONKUF

LoL...and don't forget they can choke on all the Starbucks!

[Tattas999]

The irony of your response is that Remy actually moved from McLean, Fairfax to Arlington. Traitor xD

[ZONKUF]

@Tattas999 Thats what every one does.....Its closer to D.C!!!

[ZONKUF]

I thought Fairfax was the richest county in the U.S, not the second???????????????

[CholoFoLife93]

@ZONKUF nope its arlington bitches!

[ZONKUF]

@CholoFoLife93 No its not....Bitches!....Your face is arlington (Gay vill) :P

[KBerryful]

@ZONKUF Ain't no more

[ZONKUF]

@KBerryful No more Wat?

[KBerryful]

@ZONKUF Money, they have gotten poor, they are in millions in debt