ummm ok, so Laurence did the voice of a virus is a movie..... he got into the body by the mouth and nearly killed the guy..... I wouldn't want this guy anywhere near my mouth!!!!!!!!!
anyone knows the name of his old movie where he and his colleague tell each other jokes about black people? that's all i know about script in that one. xD anyway i hope it's helpful! Thanks
anyone knows the name of his old movie where he and his colleague tell each other jokes about black people? that's all i know about script in that one. xD anyway i hope it's helpful! Thanks
Sam Jackson guest starred on an episode of Extras and, in the episode, someone says that they admire his work in The Matrix. Goob, whether intentional or not, did the reverse of the gag in that episode.
Har har! That's "facsimmile" as in "substitute", not "fax machine message". But if you're just joking, pretty clever. Almost as clever as the "Matrix" jokes. "Red Toothpaste or Blue Toothpaste" or "You must face your reality...THERE IS NOT TOOTHBRUSH"....or Monster Teeth for that manner. I can kinda understand the "Fishburne/Jackson" mixup. Both are tough guys of same ethnicity who play gritty action roles & have creepy bug eyes.
Heck, I used to get Adam Sandler & Pauly Shore mixed up (nowadays, I know the difference. Shore did "BioDome" & hasn't done anything since. Sandler did "Little Nicky" & is still around with his weird brand of comedy.....and a nifty Modern Haunnakah Carol to boot. I find both guys annoying.) A lot of people goof up like this.
putty : I still dont get it. how does fascsimile make the joke work? Fax is short for facsimilie. SS 4got that KIDS watch SS so this joke seems to complicated.
& thx for using ethnicity. I hate that ppl use race. There is only 1 race, the human race.
ummm ok, so Laurence did the voice of a virus is a movie..... he got into the body by the mouth and nearly killed the guy..... I wouldn't want this guy anywhere near my mouth!!!!!!!!!
givefreedom 4 months ago
Thrax just taught me how to brush my teeth ;)
thraxbaby5813 4 months ago
Laurence Fishburne how do you brush your teeth?
YouMurderer019 5 months ago
This shouldn't have entertained me so much cos I'm 16.
CookieMonzta1995 6 months ago
The corn is to brush your colon.
Nihilification 7 months ago
When was this? 1996? 1999? Or sometimes in the 2000s?
WatchMyAwesomeVideo2 8 months ago
apocalyse now this actor
and he is one of the thugs in death wish 2
appears in nightmare on elm street 3
the domestic violence husband in tina
morpheus in trilogy of matrix
se him in the remake of predator with danny trejo
alainhung1 8 months ago
It's funny, those puppets are red and blue :)
MandelbudetReturns 8 months ago
Aww I love Laurence Fishburne (he was on Sesame Street to entertain the little children :)
JaeDizzley1995 10 months ago
i is braziliam and here no sesame street is vila sesamo
lendariogoku 10 months ago
"Here's what you'll need...."
Future tense. It must be prophecy.
wakeupfist 10 months ago
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*neo in shock when looking at this vid*
altairthecoldkiller1 11 months ago
@altairthecoldkiller1
*GOD slaps Altairthestupidfuck1 in the face for his arrogance and being a dick*
Regemgadevideos 11 months ago
@altairthecoldkiller1
My friends will never unsubscribe to me.
What makes you think that they will listen to you?
BTW, I'm 20, How does that make me a kid?
Regemgadevideos 11 months ago
=O Laurence was on Sesame? He should've played Cowboy Curtis, to explain "spurs".
Angie2343 11 months ago
See, THIS is what happens when you take the blue pill.
Vadergeek 1 year ago
Oh man just when I thought I was weird for finding him strangely adorable haha
horsepheus 1 year ago
How long ago did this segment air?
neoprankster 1 year ago
Corn Rhymes With!? I'll give you a hint....Your Daughter does it.... :-{
woog757 1 year ago
Those puppets are actually agents in disguise trying to blind Morpheus from the truth.
EventuallyWeMerge 1 year ago 4
WHAT I'MA DO WITH 2 MO PUPPETS?? HUH? WHAT I'MA DO WITH 2 MO PUPPETS? sorry, couldn't resist
boredstudent 1 year ago
GIVE ME THE MOTHERFUCKING TOOTHPASTE TREY
BrotherHugo500 1 year ago
Hey.. wait a minute hes playing Morph in The matrix :O
rotjesenmatjes 1 year ago
Does anybody know how long ago this was?
Zajeria 1 year ago
@Zajeria I remember watching this when I was real young, so more than 10 years.
thefoosballwizard 1 year ago
Was this around the time that he was in Boyz in the Hood? "PUT THE GUN DOWN TREY!!"
toomuch4em 1 year ago 3
Wow I learned how to brush my teeth from uncle Morpheus
SlashIsRockNRoll2010 1 year ago 6
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If he can be anything he wants in the Matrix, how come he's stil a coon?
MrFilthy99 1 year ago
1:15
Laurence: um...guys...WTF are you doing? (that would have sounded better. lol)
Ritz190 1 year ago 2
The Toothbrush is BLUE!!!!!!
conspiracy from the Matirx
GoReviewThis 1 year ago
there really is no toothbrush
otherjoe1234 1 year ago
Red toothpaste or blue toothpaste, you choose.
fjccommish 1 year ago
you also need the red and the blue pill morpheus^^
siebteradler 1 year ago
lol maiskolben xD
siebteradler 1 year ago
how about cornbread, earl, and me? now thats classic fishburn right there!!!
buggieman 2 years ago
Don't like the way that purple fellow brandishes that ear of corn; looks like he might want to do something else with it.
Anyway, Laurence Fishburne is cool as hell.
hautelick 2 years ago 4
haha wth is he wearing
chr1s88blue 2 years ago
We need Grover the Tooth seller....
Lordodragonss 2 years ago
Boyz n the Hood without doubt his best role
nudders21 2 years ago
Why dose everyone call him Morpheus his best roll ever was clearly Cowboy Curtis.
Duncanthedonut 2 years ago 7
AAAAH.. Wrong.. His best role was in Boyz in the Hood...
BeardedDanishViking 2 years ago
Morpheus also knows what to do :D
Tacom4ster 2 years ago 4
Morpheus!
NickInfante92 2 years ago
this must have been before he took the pill
wendellcrossley 2 years ago 5
hahahahahahaha
GabrielKnightz 2 years ago
MORPHEUS
karatcha 2 years ago
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anyone knows the name of his old movie where he and his colleague tell each other jokes about black people? that's all i know about script in that one. xD anyway i hope it's helpful! Thanks
salmarrr 2 years ago
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anyone knows the name of his old movie where he and his colleague tell each other jokes about black people? that's all i know about script in that one. xD anyway i hope it's helpful! Thanks
salmarrr 2 years ago
goob: That is Samuel Jackson who says that in "Snakes On A Plane". This actor w the ses st muppets is Laurence Fishburne.
lilkunta 2 years ago
I have a feeling that goobernutz is an Extras fan
strongbob 2 years ago
strong : What does goob being an Extras fan matter? I havent ever seen the show so I dont get the tie in joke. Thx.
lilkunta 2 years ago
Sam Jackson guest starred on an episode of Extras and, in the episode, someone says that they admire his work in The Matrix. Goob, whether intentional or not, did the reverse of the gag in that episode.
strongbob 2 years ago
strong: Ahhh ok. Ive never seen Xtra nor Office. Thx so much 4 xplaining.
lilkunta 2 years ago
Hey! When you're missing a body part, always get a reasonable facsimlie.
Or in this case.....a not all that reasonable facsimilie!
PuttyKittyHoney1975 2 years ago
putty ? huh? How dos a fax help when you r missing a body part ?
lilkunta 2 years ago
Har har! That's "facsimmile" as in "substitute", not "fax machine message". But if you're just joking, pretty clever. Almost as clever as the "Matrix" jokes. "Red Toothpaste or Blue Toothpaste" or "You must face your reality...THERE IS NOT TOOTHBRUSH"....or Monster Teeth for that manner. I can kinda understand the "Fishburne/Jackson" mixup. Both are tough guys of same ethnicity who play gritty action roles & have creepy bug eyes.
PuttyKittyHoney1975 2 years ago
Heck, I used to get Adam Sandler & Pauly Shore mixed up (nowadays, I know the difference. Shore did "BioDome" & hasn't done anything since. Sandler did "Little Nicky" & is still around with his weird brand of comedy.....and a nifty Modern Haunnakah Carol to boot. I find both guys annoying.) A lot of people goof up like this.
PuttyKittyHoney1975 2 years ago
putty : I still dont get it. how does fascsimile make the joke work? Fax is short for facsimilie. SS 4got that KIDS watch SS so this joke seems to complicated.
& thx for using ethnicity. I hate that ppl use race. There is only 1 race, the human race.
lilkunta 2 years ago
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Are you being deliberately obtuse, lilkunta? o.O
cento13 2 years ago
obtuse ? Obtuse means greater than 180 so what is the relation? I dont get the joke. If I dont SS age group definitely wont either.
lilkunta 2 years ago
"Yeah, but you see---corn looks a little bit like teeth!"
Uh...if you say so, Telly. XD
Marbles471 2 years ago
LOL - when telly and rosita say they have no teeth - fishburn is like what the hell did i sign up to do?!
trinisweetie87 2 years ago
trini : so true.
lilkunta 2 years ago
You can either brush your teeth with the red toothpaste or the blue tooth paste.
Chanuk 2 years ago 71
chanuk : LOL LOL LOL !
If red is cinamom hell no. If its strawberry then yes.
What flavour is blue?
lilkunta 2 years ago
@lilkunta: Blue on toothpaste is usually mint-flavored or isn't flavored at all.
The4EverYoung85 1 year ago
lol
@Chanuk
geanbean78 1 year ago
@Chanuk lol!
onyxanya 1 year ago
@Chanuk I think I want to blue toothpaste <=(
matrixfan127 8 months ago
if he didn't like the corn--he should've matrixed them.
GatorBaby06 3 years ago
laurence fishburne! yes!!
rickandkile 3 years ago 5
Wow...Laurence is sexy!!!
itsthejoint 3 years ago 6
when was this
BUTTONBICHON 3 years ago
genious
crazymurdav 3 years ago
haha I love him!
rihannafentyfan4life 3 years ago 2
lol random.
mergatroid92 3 years ago 2
you must face your reality...there IS no toothbrush...hehehe
WeskJago 3 years ago 43
ROTFL! Oh that is GOOOD :)
charlottepoet 3 years ago
LANGSTON!
TheAwesomeman500 3 years ago
COWBOY CURTIS!
edaposrecks1 3 years ago
hahhaa :D
Vorfy 3 years ago