North Korean Beer Commercial

[JoWhKeJo]

Did you see the atrocious beer pouring?

[89murph]

It's probably piss and fertiliser.

[owenkobasz]

The music and text reminds of sonic....

[kAmi9teen8y5]

Someone, please drop a carepackage full of new synthesizers into that country!

[ballebanan]

Don't drink the beer! They put stuff in it... to make you forget. ;D

[chonsayan]

Это уже не реклама, а какой-то промо-ролик получается.

[PointyTailofSatan]

Weird echo. Every time the guys talks, his echo sounds like some babe. lol

[radzio40k]

omg lost more than 2 minutes of my life! :(

[spamdude060]

It's the great leader's well-brewed urine! Straight out of his penis after drinking a whole load of his Hennesy

[parkjininny123]

@spamdude060 : i agree to that a men! :P lolz.

[aisr1990]

@spamdude060 LMFAO!!

[Tony90504]

Where's great Kim Jung Il , I thought every commercial has to include the great leader LOL

[parkjininny123]

@Tony90504 : mee too i am a south korean and i always that the commercial would be the north korean leader XD lolz. but its the first lol.z.

[ILoveSummerParadise]

such long commercial...

[ourglasslake]

Best Korea.

[Neakal]

Oddly enough this was the only beer I ever got drunk on. Normally I can't stand beer. Never underestimate the perfect combination of Dear Leader's Brilliant (and totally not purchased from the UK) Beer Factories and the crushing realisation that I voluntarily travelled to an Orvellian dictatorship.

[TomoexNanami]

lol....wtf?

[squippy117]

THE GLORIOUS PEOPLE'S BEER

[mrgudmartin]

gimjeong-il geuga geunyang baejjang-i geuui sinseong eseo saengsandoeneun gong-gi ui saeloun jonglyu leul balgyeon haessdago balpyo

[SnoeLaCone]

well i can truly say.. this communist beer commercial beats the real men of genius commercials by Budweiser.

[vitameat]

"THERE IS NO HANGOVER WITHOUT YOU!!!!' Nice ad campaign, would'nt you say?

[Brianmaitland]

1:40 ITS OVER 9000!!!!!

[Haffschlappe]

Plutonium beer! :) MHHH

[smdcbeta]

Multiple people I have heard from who have been to North Korea say that the beer is actually pretty good.

[Doteatsurpants]

5 year salary in NK = 1 bottle

[Schlipperschlopper]

The Taedonggang brewery was built in the 80s from German VEB Volksbrewey

Erfurt GDR so its east german brewing know how made by VEB BRAUEREI ERFURT!

[Schlipperschlopper]

I want one!!!

Never forget even Adlof Hitler prefered this beer!!

[theadam22]

I'm so gonna watch this high.

[Tripo1iSamson]

Get off work, worship the Great Leader, toss back a few lukewarm Kumgangs....

[hirntoot]

Thier beer is water no beer in the world gets the taste of a real good old german beer

[MrKiromunist]

This ad looks soooo old (and shitty)... They're still living in the 50'

[heyheybp]

this is a really long commercial...

and why do they sound like cult followers of beer?

[twentius777]

It makes me dizzy, they've uglifily have overdone the effects and stuff.

[twentius777]

LOL Most of what i've seen effects here are from Particle Illusion 3..

[Celeon999A]

I bet it tastes good. ;-)

The Taedonggang brewery was bought from the UK in 2000. It got disassembeled and was brought from Trowbridge, Wiltshire to Pyongyang the same year.

Two years later it recieved a general technical overhaul and computer brewing control system from a german beer maker. So basically the North Koreans have all they need for a succesful people's beer. :-D

The beer's taste is said to resemble british ale btw.

[oddbjrn]

Whatever as long as you get drunk

[syyun0406]

wow 2 min 35 mins.. i can feel for the n,. koreans.

[nemanjski]

what a load of crap!

[SixtySky987]

even at Africa you cannot the bastard advertise like this,,,

[SMGJohn]

I like the 80s music mix it's kinda funny

[billyhigdon]

2:03 = pouring fail

[TheSegafrogz]

North korea has beer now?

[twentius777]

They should've included Kim Jong Il, bec. he's popular on the target market..

(And the hell do they need adverts? Don't they have only one brand, the government monopolized one?)

Btw. What a corny presentation quality...

[marxian00]

@twentius777

In Australia we have only one government agency running electricity, but they advertise all the time. Australia post is also a state monopoly that advertises all the time.

In the north korea perhaps the managers of the enterprise want to boost sales of beer and increase demand. People see the commercial and think "Wow I feel like a beer right now" and this increases sales, hence the bureaucrats running the place increase sales of their state run firm.

[gaijinblow]

Pyongyang's pride (lit. bragging) Jae-Dong river Beer

The nation's best drink Jae-Dong river beer.

White Rice beer - discovery

Jaedong River Beer

Crisp, Clean

Refreshing taste

In that clear taste along with an exclusive scent.

Is just a bit of what they're saying.

[barbarash]

This looks like some trippy beer!

[barbarash]

Nice Beer, shame none of real North Korea will get to drink it.

[TheGarfuncle]

I'd drink the shit out of this beer. Freaking awesome and hilarious.

[wenger1972]

Have heard its supposed avery good beer. But thats what happens when you buy an entire brewery from the UK amd ship lock, stock and barrel to NK.

Bet its better than the american water that calls itself "beer".

[lorenemusique]

looks like the commercials found in my grandma's time.

[SMGJohn]

Better then the bullshit we have to watch everyday on TV....

[milutinndv]

Commercial is awful man.

[SMGJohn]

This is more awesome then most western commercials

[marinesfolifebro]

5 dollars says it's actually fermented piss and the north koreans who do figure it out are "re-educated" for decades.

[vitameat]

Finally, we now know where all the cheap synthesizers and organs of the 80s and 90s ended up..........

[HiryuBladeXT]

this is so mr. sparkle :P :P :P :P :P

[octagon79]

lmao green420

[wenger1972]

I have heard this beer is supposed to be pretty good.

Apparently is more like an ale than a lager.

No surprise really when the plant that makes it was originally an English brewery that was dismantled and reinstalled in North Korea and uses German brewing technology.

[tganubis]

This reminds me of the intro video to one of the Mario Party games. Except with various containers of beer instead of Mario, Luigi, Peach and Bowser.

[chris814]

Message from "Great Leader": What do you say when millions of your countrymen die from famine and government cruelty? It's Miller Time!!!

[HiryuBladeXT]

Reminds me of Mr. Sparkle (despite being japanese) :P

JOIN ME OR DIE, CAN YOU DO ANY LESS?

[RebelKnightCSA]

I believe this is a real commercial from DPRK television.  Its certainly weird enough.

[Doteatsurpants]

Everyone must drink this beer , cause it contains the "essence" from the dear leader himself, Kim Jong il.

You've be a reactionary or an american puppetif u dont drink this, its an honour. =))

If this beer fails , the brewers family will be kim jong ils concubine.

[battoe23]

biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiier!

ich trink auch gleich ma eins

prost!

gambei!

[weedstyla]

jepp ersma n helles!!!! prost!!

[FERDOX]

What a long and boring ad...

[prohacker64]

Television in South Korea was just like this too...over fifty years ago. Clearly, North Korea has come a long way since then...

[JuNTaBiOs]

woah! 2 and a half min... and i don't think it's finished yet...

[gunnyXII]

haha wow they make it seem like living in an oldschool nintendo wonderland

[Cenamark2]

I don't know much about the Korean language, but its seems like North Korean TV announcers speak in the most stilted manner possible.

[greenfourtwenty]

lol... what are they doing at 1:36? enjoying a frosty beer after a long day of enriching uranium?

[xaniimax]

@greenfourtwenty oh my god this made me just LOLOLOL. i dont know what else to even say :')

[nilzig1981]

yeah ... certified by ISO 90001 :))

[vologodkoff]

музычка вставила ))))))

[RRRuser]

программы у них нелицензионные - 100%

[sinestu]

самая "счастливая" нация в мире...

[6o6eep]

Ну а чо? Я вспоминаю первые постперестроичные рекламные ролики, там не многим лучше было. Совок был дикий. ))

[retunsky]

убожество какое.

[udxassag]

Пиво рекламировать нельзя.

[danko8586]

музычка из игры супер марио ..и вобще мультящка какаято

[sinestu]

tochno...

ынтда ындта

[sshlyk]

two and a half minutes for commercial with bunch of characters sliding on the screen? lol

[Xolohon]

a ridiculous but funny ad :D

зы бедные корейцы

[xenaform1]

надо было просто расстрелять ...

[pyvanet]

Неужели в этой стране есть пиво???

[nitaama]

Прикольная реклама... )

Никакой молодёжи, голых девак и футбола - что то новенькое!

Вот у кого надо учится! А то всё запад да запад.

[Barsickcat]

у нас в челябинске даже сейчас так не снимут

[6o6eep]

Меня реклама челябинского "бутика" с двумя "лицедеями" убила просто. Надо поискать этот шЫдевр.

[Barsickcat]

а ты видел какие крестьяне у нас новости читают на местных каналах?

[Barsickcat]

есть во всем этом что-то новогоднее

[deityrox]

на мыло похоже

[Shmal07]

а пиво похоже по вкусу на Жигулёвское, между прочим

[0croaker0]

Пробовал?

Похоже на хорошее Жигулёвское или на плохое?

А то оно ведь сильно разное бывает.

[Shmal07]

Пробывал. Похоже на хорошее Жигулёвское, неплохое пиво.

[Crisenish]

саме-то интересное, что за эту рекламу был уволен чиновник, ответственный за государственное телевидение, за показ излишне "капиталистической" рекламы ( Лента.ру)! согласен с тем, что в России заказчики рекламы недалеко ушли...

[mcsvenska]

Really long ads. I fount it's so bored. Phrases are similar with communistic slogans. And music is like from the cartoon...

Is it ads?...

[RedPistolDandelion]

а че, музыка то жжот!))) ну и пивка бы попробовать ага;)

[0croaker0]

Ничерта не понял, что там пишут и говорят, но пивка ихнего попробовать захотелось.

[totparen]

Defonseca, ту рекламу, что вы имеете в ввиду создают и показывают на региональных каналов! Им простительно. А вот на федеральных таке мы уже пережили лет двадцать назад.

[kazhyx]

yeah, but this commercial was the reason why Kim Chenir fired the national TV chef, because this commercial is too capitalistic ;)))

tas ir kruta :D

[serzab]

И у нас такое было, да и сейчас реклама ненамного лучше.

[Defonseca]

в России реклама на таком же уровне

[zupabigvano3]

корейцев им жалко - в россии до фига такой же рекламы

[terrainz0r]

мда)))

[GRINADIN]

наверное 60-е или 70-е годы показывают.....

[AlexRus36]

вот что значит жить в изоляции от мира

[pilotivanovich]

жалко корейцев...

[blaenu]

good work comrades

Kim needs a lot of beer and this is the way

The RegimeBreaker Beer

[thompsonchuah]

this is not an ad..it's a freaking beer propaganda!!!

it's a freaking documentary!

[losganjos]

Well, I am the beer drinker. Due to this commercial i should stop drink this yellow thing :) It is pathetic, ffs why the beer commercial while they have much bigger issues (like peace love and unity) F..K you North Korea :)

[noel0083]

long communist commercials are much better than short capitalist ones.

[killerbeevalentine]

too funny...they are kinda new at this though..guess they don't know the 30 second rule

[socalazn168]

Well I would think that since this is N.Korea's first and only commercial they really don't have other competitors to compete for air timing.

[TheOdanG]

Im Korean South and this dont look North Korean

[scannerprogram]

there's a KCTV logo on the top left corner

[jotsmmar]

You guys, based on this, North Korea seems pretty chill. We probably should just all get together for a beer some time and work things out.

[Falcongrl89]

Communist.

[zzangeeya]

common guys this is their very first commercial- first step of having capitalism concept. but surely this is hilarious lol

[jabez108]

one word, terrible

[bcabskmbonqcnb]

bayviewfinch sucks as much as duceppe.

[stormvorm]

The music...WTF? (0_o)

[intboom]

It's battle music! XD

[twentius777]

@intboom They actually ripped the music from Super Mario Land.. ^^

[Celeon999A]

@twentius777

LOL

[bcabskmbonqcnb]

driving under the influence is legal in NK. LOL.

[expatted]

I feel sorry for North Koreans having to watch this shit.

[prljan]

Looks like it was made in China...

[MrBusinessguy]

There is another amazing promo video under businessNK from a North Korean pharma JV Co. which made me curious and this is what I found out: PyongSu reached state-of-the-art standard (as applied by world class pharmaceutical companies), won tenders against foreign competitors, is running its own pharmacies and is profitable. A foreigner resident in Pyongyang told me that it made a profit last year and paid taxes to the state.

Smart business people can even succeed in the tough NK environment!

[beloved113]

It's like the 70s of South Korea in there... o-o

[BrodoFreak22]

ok?!?!?

[doming04]

I've seen this documentary about NK

this french guy is hosting it. forgot the name

in NK the tv is controlled by the government.

It only shows propaganda from their leaders and brainwashing every innocent little kid in NK.

It stays like that for a span of time in a day like just a few hours then it turns off.

How did this get through??

[arbalet42]

"It stays like that for a span of time in a day like just a few hours then it turns off"

I am afraid you've been fooled, comrade. The quoted situation has been described by George Orwell in his dystopian novel "1984"... published in 1949. And it was an obvious authors exageration.

[hassmann2000]

what a lame video. its just a shit advert.

[Balertwine]

So now N. Korean president Kim Jong-il can invite Obama, Gates, and that Ivy League town's policeman over for a beer. Soon there will be international peace and racial harmony.

[Ocyrix]

" I Dont allways drink beer, but when i do... i preffer dos equis "XX". " stay thirsty my friends " - the most interesting man in the world - well... im actually the most interesting man in the world i already sued them for taking my motto but well yeah drink Dos Equis XX =P

[UltimateSuperJohn]

What the fuck?

[Haribuddhi]

It looks that in NK there is a lot of fun.

Even considering that I don´t drink alcohol, I could give some chance to this incredible product...

Some sugestion for those who did the commercial: the beer must to be asociated with young people.

[tangneyk]

I bet it tastes like Evil.

[kevdoggz30]

if a north korean tried to give an american that mug of beer at 2:07 it would cause an international incident.

[agentchunk55]

I didn't realize North Koreans had TVs and could drink alcohol.

[Fluxxxx]

I'm scared to watch the entire thing. Seriously there might be some subliminal message in there

[ZankDigiTrash]

now i gota try this beer :P

[oldskoolchomp]

"DRINK BEER and forget all about unemployment, failed hotel projects, and a leader that wears disco platforms!!"

[STAINILIIEY]

Is this really from North Korea? Or is this some old South Korean commercial?

[donnytony]

don't compare it with south korean things prick

[STAINILIIEY]

Your a retard. I wasn't comparing it so don't go around calling people a prick. I wasn't sure if this was really a commercial from North Korea because from what I know, people can't watch tv. Use your brain next time.

[PrimeraG20]

gotta love them brainwashing commie commercials!!!

[kyungdaesung]

Haha and you think it doesnt happen here in the US? only difference is the culture you are just as blind as they are in thier own country and dont even realize it.

[Orvtrebor]

They have TV in North Korea?

[whiitekimchi]

if this commercial had kim jong il drinking this beer i would drink it... but it sucks dick

[stormvorm]

C'mon they're not that lazy. I mean they polish his statue like ten times a day.

[punahawaiipball]

29000th view

[morganxolovee]

lmao this commercial is sooo long ! too bad i cant read what its saying

[smilexluver229]

wait... people in NK have TVs? and it's really longgg.

[notsgnikux]

This commercial was released to brainwash people.

[kevman5]

is this music from mario cart?

[beargraffix]

lmao

[elterrible77]

i wonder what the people are thinking in north korea they might be saying "another shit to poison us with"

[kunphyooz3d]

i could've made this advert in power point. i never knew an advert could be this bad

[Belegaer]

Imagine getting drunk in north korea, straight to the death camp tbh

[TOXiKARMA]

and how did you distinguish this is n korean instead of s korea? and this ad is not bout piss its bout beer but if it was made outta piss i wudnt be suprised

[icedlemongreentea]

There is a huge difference between the aspects of North and South Korea- commercials included. The dialect, the length, the quality, and the effectiveness of the commercial itself all distinguish it as North Korean.

[HippieKillingMonster]

This is actually an ad for Kim Jong Il's urine. It's considered an honor to drink it.

[AnttiApinaPro]

Man I just watched a document about North Korea and seeing North Korean commercials is interesting!