"River Tam Beats Up Everyone" trailer (xkcd tribute)

[cinnamonbrandylite]

Okay, here's what I want. They're re-modeling my local mall. I want River Tam, 17 times life size, splayed across the ceiling of it.

You know what I'm talking about...

[1RavynSkye]

A big budget, great director etc., etc., yeah yeah... but not to mention a ballerina/actress that can literally move her body in almost impossible looking ways and still make it look natural and graceful. It might be brainless but that doesn't even MATTER when I can see her hyper-flexibility and realize that is what my body DREAMS of doing someday... I would watch her for two hours in nothing but fight scenes, as River OR Cameron.

[NevillesGran]

I would SO pay $10 to see that on a big screen. Can the other characters make cameos appearances? Zoe kicks ass, too, you know. Ab=nd Simon and Kaylee are the verse's most adorable couple.

[mystiemyth]

An entire movie of just River kicking but. I'd watch it ( several times).

[11proser11]

some sort of formula needs to be rendered here. Something about Summer Glau kicking ass over time vs. box office sales.

[GirlwithSwordandBow]

I would see this, an I don't even like pure actions movies, but just to sit and watch Summer Glau fight for 2 hours, bliss.....

[vinco00]

I NEED to make this movie. Without a doubt.

[TheMetalPenguin]

Awesome. ;D

[ilostthegame100]

xkcd FTW!

[LadyCattack]

This movie would win every award.

[mbabitt]

This is hilarious.

Any other fans of XKCD here?

[HowToCatchAFirefly]

CHECK YES

[matongu]

@mbabitt who else would we be?

[whyareyouhaxxingme]

SOMEBODY MAKE THIS.

[TheBarkeep13]

*laughs*

[AnasaziTribal]

Oh hell the FUCK YES

[nathanielf2]

My sentiments exactly.

FUCK YEAH

[FreemanicParacusia]

Where do I buy advance tickets?

lol

[Daunlouded]

Those texts in the middle of the movie are disturbing, u should put them to bottom or dont use them at all.

[zoetherebel]

I think I love you! This was totally awesome!!!

[Ertia]

hehehehehe.

I have that xkcd comic printed out and taped to my desk. this was a riot! Thank you!

[meteosmaster]

Movie of the YEAR.

[paralian]

river tam is awesome. i didn't like her so much during firefly because she was always this helpless crazy person you feel bad for, but since serenity is about her i suddenly liked her more.

i agree with a lot of the other commenters that it does look a bit amateurish but i'm sure that's just because you don't waste your time in front of a computer screen too much.

[edbles]

Hey good idea sound needs work and text isn't actiony enough, but good work nonetheless.

[bajan13k]

This was kool. You should redo a 30-sec version of it so ppl can mistake it for a real movie easier.

[Jonnytheloof]

That is such an awesome idea.

[Ponicream]

ahaha do that, but redo it a bit cause the text looks a bit amateur. Some Adobe AfterEffects and some cooler music, and more and faster clips, and add in the scene of River Tam shooting those people in the 10th (I think) episode with "No power in the 'verse can stop me" for ubercoolness

[Ponicream]

by "that" I meant what bajan13k said. :)

[b0bb0bs0n]

lol

i laughed

[Naurore]

This video rocked once I hit the mute button :)

[ledoux10]

They should make this and also "Snakes on EVERY Plane."

[CarpeGuitarrem]

Haha...nice.

[okelay]

awesome vid

not a big fan of action movies but I am of xkcd and River,soI'd totally watch this

[Meshakhad]

Movie studios, if you pulled this off, it would actually rock. And sell. Please make it.

[Meshakhad]

xkcd, River Tam, Firefly/Serenity, and this video are all made of win.

[Ch8ese]

This wins.

**Obligatory "I love xkcd"**

[LegendaryKirby]

From the director of SNAKES ON EVERY PLANE!

[iruleurworld11]

@LegendaryKirby

Its much worse than last time

[CStarlingFBI]

WIN WIN WIN>

i love firefly

and XKCD

[almalinda06]

River is win. So is XKCD.

[JefferyHenryBob2]

I thought that when she was going to play a robot in terminator that it would not be so hard because River Tam is kind of like a robot with no emotion, but it's not at all. Cameron is so much different then River. It's a really great comparison. Good vid.

[Purpuralady]

No Power in the 'verse can stop me...

Come with me if you want to live... Sarah Connor Chronicles Terminator girl vs River Tam... Who'd win? (Same Actress Summer Glau)

[LeClerc15]

Cameron ('terminator girl) hands down. cameron can't die unless she's crushed in a hydraulic press, thrown into a pit of lava, pinned down by another terminator and her cpu removed, or has a bomb shoved into her mouth.

[joehardflec]

I find your comment to be lacking in any notable content, and factually wrong on many levels, examples as shown below...

-Summer Glau

P.S. I can kill you with my brain

[conheroes]

I'd say River ut it's really close.....only because River is practically untouchable...to fast...too strong...

[nenya9842]

OMG! And now she's playing a cyborg in Terminator! :D

[coramunroe]

Lol niiiiiice

"Start where Jayne gets beat up by a 90 pound girl, because I don't think that's ever gettin old..." Yay River!

Too bad you can't make the movie. 'Twould be fun.

[raefactor]

I lol'ed.  XKCD and Firefly/Serenity are both made of so much awesome and win.

[VonnGeek]

Bravo!

I WOULD WATCH THAT MOVIE!

(I <3 xkcd)

[steamdoll]

This is just MADE. OF. AWESOME.

[surfgirlshadowcat]

This is completely awesome. River Tam kicks ass and now everyone knows it. I LOVE this video.

[lazersmel]

Not only would I watch this movie, but I would buy the DVD and let it go non-stop as my desktop background and buy a projector and splash it onto my wall and NEVER GO TO SLEEP BECAUSE THERE WOULD BE TOO MUCH AWESOME!