My "Perfect" Salad...Yes A Video About Salad!

[unicyclefinatic]

IM SO HUNGRY!!!!

[ONSITEAUTOBODY]

Jeff! next time you make a salad WASH your greens ! otherwise

Your gonna have a gallstone the of a foot ball,

You wash your hands but you don't wash your greens? Lol

[cutlerylover]

@xwawesome I have good taste, I just eat too much, besides before I started trying my salad was only a small part of my entire masssive meal, lol

[ecn2000]

@cutlerylover 3 words daves insanity sauce :3

[UndisclosedGuitarGuy]

Press 7 for fap fap fap

[kalhuaNG]

A video about salad that's 4:20 long? Of course... :D

[nbrosens]

omg i have those same pepper and salt pumpkin thingies!!!

[gimmedanger888]

my favorite salad is red and green romaine lettuce, with fat free ranch dressing, crumbled blue cheese, bacon bits, and cheese and garlic croutons, i love it :)

[scscanlan]

I'm going to have to try that dressing, I love Blue Cheese. I prefer baby spinach to mixed greens myself but your salad is making me hungry for sure.

[13ccasto]

dude you got me at the croutons 

[grimreap93]

Jeff i have those same bowls lol

[ejsst5]

Blue cheese? ewwww. You, sir, are epic. If you can eat that, you are the world's most epic man. But i agree with you tastes.

Keep up the epicness. Youtube is lacking in the area of your kind of epic.

ejt

[SpydercoTac]

My favorite salad is lettuce and cucumber with olive oil, salt and squeezed lemon.

[choidj]

I love this type of salad!

[sfshrimp]

2:03 That's what she said.

[SuperFretShredder]

Cutlery man goes culinary for a change, i like it! and i laughed when you called them "purples"

[HoboJIm117]

That made me salivate lol

[paclac1337]

60% actual salad, just how I like it xD

[MrEddrox]

i wanna go to ur house for dinner :)

[KingFofo666]

MY perfect salad is on top of a double whopper.

[billbatchBGB]

2 Questions,

What is blue cheese?

And, what is a craison??

I dont know if it'll make a diffrence but i live in England?

Good video btw :)

[AWZ117]

@billbatchBGB blue cheese, cheese with blue (not bad) mold. craisin, dried cranberry

[billbatchBGB]

@AWZ117 Ohhh, i wonder how the person who first decided to eat blue cheese decided it was "good" mold LOL.

Thanks btw :)

[AWZ117]

@billbatchBGB no that is what cheese is mold

[TheIronTank]

@billbatchBGB

Blue cheese - basically cheese injected with mold and then left to age.

Crasins - that's the name of the product but everyone calls dried cranberries crasins

[TheTNPer]

@TheIronTank no oceanspray is the brand craisins are the actually food...

[DjSxeam]

Jeff "Martha" Stewart

[ddunford5]

This is by far the best salad video on youtube.

[redmustang83]

hey i tried this and it is awsome i love it

[Sherb3rts]

Gurh im still trying to upload my coffee video for you jeff....but that salad looks niiice! Roasted pumpkin would go with that too :P

[SteelTipped1]

i can't understand it but somehow you made salads look appetizing to me.....good job Jeff

[edgeweapon1012]

i like the mini moose on your table.

[macjmillsx]

Wow! That looks soooo good! I think I would add a little bit of chicken breast as well... I like my protein!

[TadRapidly]

favorite salad? Um, how about something with some, um, VEGETABLES.

[SmexyWells]

like it, but i've never seen cashews in salad before. I like really bitter greens in my salad

[untouchblz]

love your vids...but not this one.. and I am a chef. Sorry just being honest.

[SyrianKnight01]

man you east coasters love your fine food during my last visit to nj i noticed how your supermarkets are stocked with all kind of cheese and italian preserved meats that we don't have.. smoked salmon on cream cheese bagels was called lox..lol

[zhaneranger]

the older i get (im 22btw) the less dressing i like on my salad, so that seems like a whole lot of dressing to me.

you should try some tomatoes cut up into wedges drizzled lightly with some balsamic vinaigrette, olive oil and a little bit of salt. not expensive and really tasty. keep the cooking videos coming.

[AirSoftMaverick3232]

marie's makes great honey mustard too

[fireblind]

cashews in a salad? are you NUTS?

that aside; really though, i can't imagine biting into them in a salad.

also, needs more bacon.

[Tardjei939]

Cutlerylover's tactical salads

[bushcraftourway]

acctually sounds really nice, almost like a cheese platter in a bole if you catch my drift, really creative dude!

[JonathanGNiven]

Now my perfect sunday...

[satudor]

@JonathanGNiven i see what you did there.

[Vhammer2010]

Blah, nothing fried in it. LOL... looks good, will have to see if I can find that dressing.

[0630562]

Nice ! Next time swap your strawberrie vinegrette by some Balsamic vineger...awesome !

 try swapping the crouton by some cucumbers

It's pretty good.

[wms201]

EAT TO LIVE by Dr. Joel Furham read it it will save your life.

[gcgenerals22]

i was disappointed you didnt eat it on camera. its probably for the best though, because i remember how hungry i used to get watching you test the MREs lol

[missan1]

damn u jeff, u made me really hungry >:(

[veritasfiles]

Good grief...

[JELLJELL1111]

Looks tasty :3

[TheMrBicknell]

Nice! Looks good! Never figured you for that much of a foodie hahaha

[nomar2283]

yum!

[FloatingTube]

how can you afford all those gears?

[clap5]

I do spring mix, thinly sliced raw garlic, red onion, raw sliced mushroom (portabella). fresh mozzarella, and a special olive oil dressing that has been premade at least 1 week in head of time. Olive oil, minced garlic, and fresh squeezed lemon. Try that one out and tell me what you think.

[AAAAAAACCCCCCCEEEEE]

dayyum the camera quality is AMAZING! what kind is it may i ask? :D

[Knife4life123]

yo jeff that look fricken delicious im hungreyyyy noww

[THERoxyStarr]

I love that sort of salad, except i swap the gorgonzola for goat cheese and cashews for pine nuts and skip the bleu cheese. I am guilty of loading my salads with massive amounts of dressing haha. Cool vid, I like how different it is!

[chancletaswjeans]

lmfao

u fucken crack me up man

i like burning shit and cutting shit

and now ur ganna get me to lose some wieght haha

love you man

keep it up

ps plz more zippo stuff

[StickInc1]

you have very dverse video topics. It makes me think about stuff that i don't usualy think about so i like it

[IEatGuns]

That looks fucking delicious.

[ezeskates]

my usual salad is just lettuce and tomatos......

[XxMorgueofDeathXx]

Prophase- PREPARE

Metaphase- MIDDLE

Anaphase- APART

Telophase- TWO

[Xzanthos]

I was with you until the nuts and fruit. Minus those and I'm with you there. But to each his own. Regardless, thanks for posting this, definitely like the cooking/food videos!

[BALJIT147]

eww wayyyyy to healthy

[samurai165]

@BALJIT147 LOL, never too healthy my friend

[batex94]

U made me hungry -.-

[TheChocorooms]

haha, this isn't a salad, it's decorated lettuce

[Chrismonchan]

@TheChocorooms Difference?

[punkkrockkk]

what is a sal-ad?

[birdhouse1294]

gotta try bacon bits on salad makes it AMAZING!!!

[andogg44]

best salad... lettuce, tomato, BBQ sauce, then you take that, put it on a burger patty, put that in a bun. best salad ever

[birdhouse1294]

@andogg44 lol

[salmanalk]

man that looks good! I wana hear your thoughts on sandwiches, something creative like the salad

[simonsky8]

and next up my balisong lettace and my cruton zippo.

[onesuperflywhiteguy]

i reaaallyy want a salad now

[LGURRoD]

Tried this salad, its absoluetly amazing!

[Smaxxen]

My sallad is.... i dont even eat sallad xD

[MichaelNguyen100]

Look Good man!!

[orangechicken210]

i like chicken steak fish and potatoes on my salad!

[DantezMaritu]

Aww man, I'd love to show you my favourite salad, but I would have to tell my dad to make it, and that is not going to happen right now. It's a shame though, it is the best salad ever.

[PCRedman]

avocados is the single best salad ingredient ever. try it. the captions are so bad. lol, look around 1:30, its hilarious!

[anesthesiakea]

@PCRedman Next thing, salt pepper gestures, thank you.

[tactical202]

Omfg posted today and already over 1000 views u got skills. Nothing sad about this video. Get rid of the blue cheese and add some hellmans real mayonnaise yeah!!

[kurt059]

That actually sounds really good.....

[Blaineeer]

iceberg (eisberg) is german and says icemountain :-I

if anyone cares^^

[FatzoMcUgly]

@Blaineeer It's also english meaning the same thing..

[dirtysailor49]

salads FTW!!

[rooster8090]

ceaser salad is my favorite

[mt3cH85]

I really enjoy watching all your videos. It's nice you're not trying to be some kind of "tactical " guru. What's even more important your every update looks like you have a great time making this videos. Keep up the good work!

[paintballkiller54]

salad with trail mix? HUMMMM LMAO

[JakexFTWx]

well i made this a just replaced the dressing and it was great

[divad55234]

lol i look at you videos and there a knife review, knife review ,salad video lol

[Hissatsu5]

i am more of a greens and ranch salad kind of guy

[somecreativename14]

It's all about that Brianna's!

[valuewhale]

salad is awsome, and I just dig all your vids!

No fear of new topics!

[XxMalwareRemoverXx]

awesome! I am having ribs and this salad tonight can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sylram8]

You could make a review on a pile of dirt and it would still be entertaining.

[shin1300]

@sylram8 id be looking forward for a review on pile of dirt :D

[JoeDurobot]

lol How people can leave stupid coments on a salad video?!

I guess its the hardcore tactical gun guys who never eat salad or anything else, they dont sleep either and only shoot all day so they just want tactical videos to watch.

Well some people (even the ones who like knives and guns) need and like to eat ... espcecialy salad.

Plus it's Jeff's channel so he can do videos about whatever he wants, if you dont like then dont watch and make your own videos.

[sk8erfreak9242]

looks...so...GOOD!! im going to go make a salad brb

[mrmkowals2]

Anther awesome vid Jeff. Don't hesitate to do the cooking ones I've actually learned quite a bit from u so far! :p

[shadowvx19]

super blue cheese is made from Super Blue cows!!

[masonrox2547]

"expensive as hell to make this salad"

lol

[alex399r]

Im another person who really loves salad! Good, crispy Caesar lettuce, tomato, cucumber, croûtons , large Parmesan shavings and plenty of Cesar dressing.

Or a basic greek salad...the mix of greens like yours, feta cheese, pepper tomato and a big swig of olive oil vinaigrette.

[derekgrebner87]

you are so gay!

[maaachinima]

Salad........ WTF??

[MyChaos71]

What is the steel on that Spinach ?

:-)

Love your vids man....

[deadlylege]

you have more added stuf then greens

[nerfsk8er]

are you getting a new display case for the recipe and a hand full of salad to put between the slip joints?!? XD I dont mind the vid just keep others going!

[viniv20]

i don't mind u putting up videos about a salad or other foods or beverages ... i love food myself and knives and guns , so why would i mind u posting something about food ... great job i'm gonna try this salad too i think looks jummy !

[VerboseVindication]

I don't like fruit and nuts in my salad, personally. I like a more hearty meal.

[TonyCaps1]

My perfect salad includes lettuce olive oil vinagar and salt lol

[Sasquatch7foot]

Interesting ingredients.....haven't seen those dressings before.....luv blue cheese

[Paulievr1986]

Hi Jeff.

I write You down my favourite salad recipe. Take a bowl, and file these ingredients (a little thick and about 1" size) : amount is what You desire of them, but about the same : put salads on bottom, and mix ham, carrots, corn, cucumber, onion, paprika(if You have). Mix all with mayonaise and flavour with salt & pepper, and put some cheddar on the top.

a little after the juices make some very good taste to it. it is very good. I love it..

bye.

[blank10123]

lol , 12 people dont like salad !

[tommie314101]

cutlerylover, doing something comepletely random? NO WAY :O

[ireviewyouable]

@cutlerylover could you make a video of how you make your videos, im really wondering because i can tell you have your camera on a tripod but i cannot figure out how you do that, it would be really helpful, because i am going to be starting to do a lot of reviews. more than likely i have the right tripod but i just cant figure out a good way to take the video but the way you take them seem really nice. thanks! btw i love your videos and i would love it if you could check out my videos =]

[switcheezy]

this salad looks very good. how much does it cost for all the ingridients?

[rabbit54]

lol sooo much salt

[mjndblain]

lol krutawn

[blanksskateteam]

knives, guns, zippos.... salad?? :)

[coolmint191]

I love pepper on top of my salad too. That's the reason they make cracked pepper ranch dressing and crutons, it's just damn good. Pepperidge farm has the best store-bought crutons too, IMO.

[thebudgetarmory1]

The Tactical Salad.  LOL!

[ireviewyouable]

@thebudgetarmory1 I could not stop laughing after i read this!

[thebudgetarmory1]

@ireviewyouable Glad to add a little laughter to your day!

[GMGvanS]

@thebudgetarmory1 Utilisalad.

[FatzoMcUgly]

@thebudgetarmory1 No, that there is the Saladco Delicious

[Transporter1022]

I would say a grilled chicken ceasar hits home for me.

[danysniper22]

is that obama in the salad package?

[doutonight]

nothing wrong with some salad

[nephildevil]

that's like a 1000kcal salad full of sat fats :D

jest so u know ;)

[tfoshohoe]

Just tried with pomegranate and blueberry vinegarette odd as it sound it was also great and i had everything on hand really good i had to use almonds insted of cashews but i love almonmds thanks Jeff .And a real odd salad i had very good was my Aunt made a rasberyy vinegarette with greens and some sort of orange and a few other thing it was very good

[tekknorat]

Moar gunz... Oh, I mean ... MOAR SALADS.

Looks like an awesome recipe.

[chaosmaker00]

shredded or thinly sliced pieces of grilled chicken on greens ( not sure what kind they are but I don't like the one you had), thinly baked strips of tortilla for texture, little sliced graped tomatoes, bits of avacado, carrot shreds, thin strips of cucumber topped off with a light amount of either an Italiano style dressing or a fruity vinagarette.

[lvcsslacker]

the vinegarette sounds good alone... STOP MAKING ME HUNGRY! XD

[pillemannen]

Not very healthy salad:) hahahahahah.

[w1nzard]

man u cant belive how good this salad was

thanks u made my day

and here where i live everything is BIO

was delicious THX

[dasyck1]

Moreee food vids

[dnuofntsol]

My favorite salad is the Caesar Salad =D yeah Salads can be expensive. Makes you wonder how vegans are still alive right?

[ghostdrew1]

spinich red and green onions red radishes white radishes and carrots 

[HanoiRocks33]

more food videos please

[MrFirefox1997]

i love ur food vids the best jeff thanks :)

[mrmonkeyman50]

It cracks me up to think of this elegant table, this delicious salad, and your camera on a tripod in the middle of it all pointing downward. Bon Appetite, Jeff! THANKS!!!

:o)

[GravemindLFX]

I work at an Italian Restaurant, We make our own croutons from our left over garlic bread.

I'm on a low carb/high protein diet. So needles to say I eat alot of salad and eggs.

[StationaryTransient]

I'm more of an iceberg, carrots, croutons, and ranch guy. Too many flavors going on at once kind of grosses me out.

Anyways, MORE FOOD VIDEOS! I love 'em.

[tfoshohoe]

@StationaryTransient i thought the same but its real good i didnt add crasins but otherwise its good

[nwesterbeckmaster]

salads never normally make me hungry or want one, but this one looks amazing :D

[Lev8300]

looks good but i was always repelled for some reason at he thought of blue cheese cuz its like cheese with mold but might taste amazing in ur salad

[jaybird1043]

i love ur kitchen videos and other off topics!

[xStraightEdgexH20]

dude, ive been watching your videos almost since you started, and these food ones are my favorite...im actually making the baklava tomorrow because of you! keep it up! you have helped me with so many things, knives, glocks, and food?! your the best! keep it up jeff

[designator99]

besides the cranberries that looks delicious

[LunarFuror]

Great now it's 1 in the morning and i'm hungry by the way may I just comment on how classy that whole set up looks.

[TheOliverCollett]

Random video.

[MadBadVoodo]

Looks good Jeff!!

Thumbs Up!

[elite055]

Make a video of your ideal sandwich. PLEASE. lol i want to see more of your ideal foods.

[xXHomerBushXx]

try the southwest salad kits. there amazing!

[Kingjeffkoch]

"Yes A Video About Salad! " I lol'ed, great vid.

[jasyn197]

Yeah i dont like nuts in my salad...:B get it

[godse7en]

you need some hard boiled eggs in there too :D

[DaBossk]

salad sucks balls. meat meat meat meat water water water bread bread bread happy happy happy

[CharlesBartowskiHere]

I bet you wouldn't order or eat something like that if you were sitting at a table w/a bunch of knife wielding buddies!

[captaindiarrhea69]

People always eat regular salad. the fruit and nut salad is great. Its more of a high end salad served at top dollar events, . nice vid.

[uUrRiIIiRrUu]

i hate salad

[llamalord111]

The best blue cheese is Light house by far

[CutleryNovice]

Jeff said hell lol it looks really tasty

[FatStax420]

i dont eat tht much salad but i do enjoy chicken pot pie.

[skateatburners]

ill stick to lobster salad or chicken cezar.. fruits cheese vegies and nuts mxed dont sound good to me :P

[PaullyinAZ]

I'm beginning to think your really trying hard to make it to 1000 vids at this point!!!

On the other hand, thanks.. Now I want a salad.. However, I'd go with a hybrid greek myself....

Dammit.. off to the refrigerator!