"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville" - 10/22/10

[RatingChimera29]

Hello johnny knoxville you face have change xDDDDD

[leoazul1919]

fukin idiot

[Deathstar11978]

WTF is this all about??????????????

[AlternateNik]

In all honesty. I have no fucking idea how I got here... I don't want to be here. I wanna go home :(

[feishey]

fucker

[rocko140393]

chinga tu madre gringo de mierda ocupatu tiempo en cosas buenas no en pendejadas



[wellrichking]

go fuck your self

[cawthy07]

please say you dont think you look like johnny? you look like a fucking mong

[Grafteef]

Fuck OFF stupid gayhead.

damn i hate people with there stupid gayass blablablablavids.

youre face and your voice are annoying so SHUT THE FUCK!!!

[zmetan]

huhh

[espilot1]

paja bla bla bla

[oso12yako]

Chtm yo queria ver a Johnny Knoxville

[rockandroll100ful]

face of a nerd hair of ace Wentura glases of Johny knoxville

[Tengri159]

schwuchtel...

[Chocolatejellybeanz]

to all those people who are calling him gay, most homophobes are actually homosexual themselfs. You like penis!

[GuitarzMyThing]

Why is everyone fucking sayings this guys gay, hes a faggot? He probably getting more girls then all you. So sit down, shut the fuck up and watch.

[TheStroodlebob]

someone beat him up for being fag

[lukewins227]

fag



[Furda0608]

Faggot

[bahockey41]

3:28 best part of the video

[videokingcreater2001]

face



[videokingcreater2001]

you have blood in your head

[ficuss45]

suck my dick.......fuckin suckcoka

[ficuss45]

Fuckin gay!!!!!!wanna be.

[ainman77]

this is gayer than gay

[alijav091]

@ainman77 totally with u on that

[CharlieSceneFan119]

famous lines ever, "Hi I'm Johnny Knoxvillie And Welcome to Jackass!"

[Klinis]

Maybe a "little"Jared Leto?

[notime4death]

Show the video how you fucked your face ! )

[MrSolorio951]

wtf



[MrLaucha12]

WTF??????

[rockersince1995]

get AIDS

[ralphflyboy0]

Goddamn, My ass can make a better Knoxville impression.

[tbl5f]

dude... wtf????? get a life.............

[JayBoy277]

FUCK OFF WITH THE ADS

[blackcat89]

cunt

[papipuduslip]

victime



[Antiheld13]

stfu

[MrCatWalkBMX]

my friend ethan walker loves you

[SuperKeydon]

GAY



[kreeperkraft97]

faggot



[MrLAzarce]

omg dont get sane pls jeez its wrong

[matrixso]

One word----Douche

[98cpu]

TU ERES TONTO ?????????

[rubenkb112]

WTF!!!

[kaylaagust]

at 7 second when you inhale you sound just like him! hahah and im head over heels for him tooo <3

[knowledgedestroyer]

0:00

[DoofStar112]

omg i watched Jackass last night .. with my nan :D cos she's that epic :)

[Millieyeaah]

Johnny knoxville is sooooo fucking HOT!

[monkeyaround92]

It actually makes me really sad to watch these after watching you're video about suicide and cutting

[footballmaroon22]

jackass is awesome

[SouthSeean]

wtf is this shit!

[WantSomeSlaw]

I saw Richard Ryan on youtube, didn't think he was famous, saw this video, didn't think YOU were famous, saw the video you made and thought it was a different video, I saw it because TheStation made it and those are famous people. I saw you two and it was one of the funniest videos I have seen.

[2Axele]

cp

[bbooyse20]

Why

[NesaOchiru]

get a life fuck you fuck ur mum,,and yeah go fuck ur dad too u lowlife fucker

[Theinfamousflamemg1k]

your a fucking faggooot dude get a life

[SinthiGree]

whats wrong with this guy? :D

[miles3621]

gay

[pkalldayful]

holy shit likin to many bloody pussy on your forhead

[uchemi1]

scarface

[thedready6]

I'm white. . AND I LOVE EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING TO DO WITH JACKASS. <3

[samrco13]

It`s like Jim Carrey or a wannabe Zac Efron

[anakin4ever]

oh and i live in a lil town in ohio... sooo yeah im pretty much white XD

[anakin4ever]

i am a girl... im native american black and white.....(wooo triracial) any whoo i saw it and loved it....i love all thngs jackass

[twilightrose12]

"my hair is all pinned the f*** up and s***, and it looked better before blood hit me"

i didn't even skip a beat...ah the wonderful normalcy of youtube xD

[japanesechinfinland]

No dude! I want see the real johnny knoxville his so cute!

[iKnowDaMuffinManYea]

I'm white, female and I have seen all the Jackass movies and Jackass related shows and I absolutely love them. Jackass 3D was amazing and if you haven't seen it yet, I'd definitely recommend it. :)

[BoredomKiller100]

I will once I can and my skin color is Mexican (not the white looking kind)

[PhunkyShado0n]

last laugh_ awesomeness xD

[chipperbball]

I'm from Knoxville, Tennessee!:)

[adeadlywish]

i'm brown and i saw jackass 3D and i loved it

jackass is my favorite <3

[tawnyZOMBY]

i love your add.

"look how thick my eyebrows are today."

[Drifter873]

is his name matthew brian brown?

[WantSomeSlaw]

it was awesome I saw it with 3 friends and no parents!

[sacillia222]

Lol Hispanic Native American

[emoskeleanimal]

i love u

[KelseyIsInsane]

I love watching people injure themselves out of stupidity. And no, it's not. My Puerto Rican friend loved it.

[catherinetate94]

jackass 3d isnt out in northern irelandtill november :(

[Clayzy13]

<-----Caucasian... Yes I saw Jackass...it made me think of you, because there were way a lot of penises 0_0

[cupcakeslurvyou]

Jackass 3D was so funny XD and i am white...

[shortyshorts24]

...I couldn't find the video D:

[pinklisa]

So where is the video you wore talking about making?

[theoblivion87]

You should cut your hair. Shit, if you don't like it, it'll grow back anyway.  What are you really risking?

[kathrynmargaretj]

It is totally a white person thing. I am white, and barely any of my black friends watch Jackass.

[tigersrock200]

i just watched ur Ask Swifty[Episode 40] it was amazing happy birthday!!!!!! oh and u have beautiful eyes

[TheNanakDev]

I was going to watch JA3D, but the person I was going to watch it with fucking NARCED on me, and I don't want to hang out with him for a while.

[Shayne0777]

yes & white. xD

[WholeWheatCrackaz]

haaaaaaaaaa he does look like ace ventura therreee

[imeltyourpopsicle]

whatever happened to johnny thor?? hahaha :P

[BuzzcutProduction]

yes, it's a white person thing. I think it's retarded, I watched it like 5 times with my brother becuase ther was nothing else on, and he had the remote.

[bextrexx]

hey yur not bald :D

[ZannaXInsanity]

only guy i know that looks good with both long and short hair :)

[prettyprincessw]

Does anyone else notice the amount of hair products in the backround

[unKNOWN3diting]

"But Today, I shot a awesome Jackass ---" In my head, no wonder theres blood on him, where's the gun!?

[xniftyxchildx]

i like your super shitty short hair :)

[madeleinedotse]

You would look awesome if you would cut your hair like that!! And you should make a video of you going to the gas station or something with blood all splattered over your face like that, and see how people would react :P That would be funny as hell! :D

[purplerobotsattack]

jennette mccurdy from icarly wore that jacket in one episode.

[iJecabah]

It was the funniest shit ive ever seen. XD when the dildo flew over the pyrimids

[stephR017]

I work at a theater so I've seen parts of it, cuz I go watch it during my breaks. lol the parts I've seen are awesome and some are sooo disgusting! lol i think everyone should go watch it! :)

[tripthe1]

I LOVE those guys! I hope there is a lot of antiquing in this movie.

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You get a FIVE star thumbs up for the places on your head.

[FOBsellout]

Yes, and White. xDDD

[DumbActually]

I really wanna :(

Hopefully will get to see it soon!! XD

[TaraRawrrrrr]

I havent seen it but I fucking want to. I'm mixed. :p

[KanataHana]

Yummy. I like guys with gelled-up fringe. :D

[prettyoddftw]

You are hot with your hair like that. Just saying :)

[kdkyrabug]

Loved it went t see it wit my brother (not that u needed to know that) hahaha soooo funny and we are both as white as it gets hahaha :P tehehe

[vanskikle]

haha the laugh at the end is pretty good, and a good imitation XD

but i saw it and loved it, im white -__-

[shurtugal1993]

I honestly loved Jackass 3D and I 3/4 white so yeah, its a white person movie :P

[ohmeeky]

im a black girl and i loved it :) however i only hang ouit with white ppl so take that as you will :)

[CatamountKid18]

I went to see Jackass 3D and i thought it was the shit. (I'm white)

And i went with three of my other friends. Ironically the other two white ones loved it.

And the two black guys thought it was fucking disgusting

[TheBaileybum]

I'm maori (brown) and I fuckin love that shit

[AaALlYySsSaAaA]

ogmygawd, never cut your hair short O.O

P.S. thick eyebrows are sexy (on guys xD)

[AaALlYySsSaAaA]

ogmygawd, never cut your hair short O.O

[Ilovemcrkaitlyn]

I liked the Knoxville laugh at the end

[Gir926]

oh and im blaxican (black and mexican) and i watched Jackass 3... and all the other ones.

but im white washed so yeah. lol

[djdyc15]

Im brown... Jackass... Esa mierda is the shit. :D

[ItsKKyo]

that was the best ending to a video EVER

[Gir926]

ok this is weird saying this after watching your "im going bald" vid. but you would look awesome with your hair like that.

Ps i would still watch your vids if you were bald.

[Audrey1700]

I'm white, and I don't want to go see it. Then again, maybe I'm just an outlier.

[omgurasexywhore]

I saw it, SO FUNNY, and disgusting.. But it's so worth it!!

and I stole the glasses ;D oh yeah cause I'm a freakin' G.

[clumsyygirll]

i want to see it soooo bad. i'm white.. and everyone that i know that have seen it is white.. my god.. maybe it is a white person thing.

[MaevesTrees]

I'm white.

I definitely wanna see it.

[magicianscratch]

jonny knoxvul?

[Doubt1337]

I want to see it sooooo bad =[

[KillingSpoon92]

I think anyone would love to see white dudes hurt themselves. It makes us feel smarter. :3

[14nevershoutnever]

i went and saw jackass 3D with my friend and he's black :) haha but im white :3

[SarikoRarr]

Johnny Knoxville is gorgeous and I love him. <3 :L

[sk8terhoy]

FUCK NO, sick of this racial bullshit I have friends who are african and hispanic and they love jackass its mean't for anyone who loves to see people doing funny ass shit

[KahFizz]

I wanna see some of ur childhood pics! :D

[MissMae199]

Jackass 3D is amazinggggg!!!

[HepburnJen]

i'm head over heels for knoxville (:

[iluvebam4ever123]

haha I love him. I saw it and it was funny.

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[MaryGraceandLauren13]

lovin the hair

[ayumi199124]

I like your new hair now... it's different but it looks good on you :P

I always thought that Jackass was stupid and it's not a matter of color it depends of your sense of humor because I have friends of different races who think Jackass is funny shit.

[bethany7553]

i am a female. i had that exact same jacket when i was in 7th grade.. 3 years ago.. weird..

[Petroleumjellied]

I think you should get your hair cut that short :) we can see your face more that way :D

[Kateluhnnn]

you look great with long hair

[sunnyyshinee]

i saw jackass 3d and yes i am white and in the movie theater i didnt see 1 black person xD

[FrickinEm]

When you wheezed at the end i pissed myself laughing.

[LilyNguyen1720]

I had a friend........who is white.........and he lights stuff on fire....shoot paint balls at himself......and random shizz like that

[LaUrAhandberg]

no shit! er you white!!!

[MyCrazyReality]

I don't think Jackass is funny whatsoever. So, I will not be watching Jackass 3D.

[gotblunt123]

@MyCrazyReality if u dont think its funny ur a fucking "ratard"

[BareCookieNuts]

You look good with super shitty short hair, if you cut your hair like that it wouldn't be a bad change

[cyoachim10]

I thought Jackass 3D was awesome! Loved it, and I'm white, but my Mexican friend didn't laugh at anything and thought it was dumb. So, maybe it is a white person thing :D

[AmberGheni]

With your hair up like that, you kinda look like Zac Efron when he was in Hairspray lmao 

[xLadyxEx]

@AmberGheni no swifty's hotter

[AmberGheni]

@xLadyxEx Haha I know he is ;D His hair just looks like it. :)

[MizzAidaCupcakes]

haha....once in chemistry class our teacher asked us a question and no one could answer so he was like "what do you do at home when obviously NOT studying chemistry? watch jackass? though I'll admit it can be funny" and then he told us a skit from the show :P

HAHAH we laughed so hard since he is like sixty and neorotic and all that jazz xD

[MizzAidaCupcakes]

I am brown-kassemgbrown so ya get the picture- and a girl. I haven't seen the movie jackass, but I've seen it on MTV and it's funny, not the best type of comedy but they can still get laughs out of me, I think Vi Va la Bam is funnier but it's still the same type of comedy... I think it's more of a what type of person u are..no nothin to do with "skincolour"...

[bananananaO9]

I think you would do a good edward cullen impression. LMFAO!!!!!!!

[67eagles]

the dislike bar is justin biebers dick

[ricflairrocks20]

@67eagles What dick?

[Turbulence654321]

go back to scene hair. it added an interesting emphasis to you. you looked kinda like Jared Leto but you had a southern/country twist to you, which i think is a very interesting combination and a good formula for your character, "Swifty". Swifty was this crazy, cool, random, fun guy with scene hair, a southern accent, and liked really weird metal music. I know you, Matthew, have changed as a person, but the character Swifty will always be the same. u could get a haircut, and have a Swifty wig...

[OsnapArden]

i love jackass. and im a girl :] my 17th birthday is in a few weeks and i can't wait to see the movie :D

[bubbles02010]

i think u should at least have a trim. u look really good right now. not that you don't look good all the time :)

[bubbles02010]

i think you should have at least a trim

[wizzet3]

I have that same coat!

[KesleyWORKS137]

Jackass is completely retarded. I think its more of a guy thing. Its one of the stupidest things I've even seen. I'll admit, it has some funny parts, but its mostly idiotic

[xSantaxWolfx]

@KesleyWORKS137 I'm a girl, and I love Jackass!

[Yanerd524]

@KesleyWORKS137 I'm a girl and I think jackass is awesome.

[MizzAidaCupcakes]

@KesleyWORKS137 butbut...that's what makes it funny...the idiotic parts :P though the thought of jackass being i 3D was even funnier to me xD

btw I'm a girl :)

[CassieSN1]

My hispanic friend is the one who made me go see Jackass XD. It was him, me, a bunch of white girls, another hispanic dude, and a really white guy. And we sat in front of a group of black chicks.

If it's a white thing then I wasn't aware XD

[joeshow300]

you looked like jim carrey o.O

[Yanerd524]

I'm Hispanic and I love Jackass. I think it's awesome.

[thesystemsux]

you got red on you

[AlyWallyCobainy]

Whats in that bag behide you? XD