Pastor Arrested for Stealing Sex Toy

[kern0099]

His mistake was catering to what the Christianist morons in his life thought in the first place. If you lie with dogs, you get fleas. He could have learned to be free thinking and gone into the world on his own, but he wanted to flirt with the "good people" of Clyde (AKA lynch mob minded inbreeders) first. Oh well.

[dormiroM]

Dio vive nella nostra visione

[hiiamrick]

That is just to funny. Broke his leg while running. Hell, that is what you get from funning with a dildo stuck up your ass.

[Lovetothinkaboutit]

I'm sure the church turned their back on him. This is a real problem for pastors, sex addiction. Very sad, I'm sure he won't have anything to do with the church anymore since forgiveness is not going to be given to him from his own church. Alas, responsibility bites eh?

[dormiroM]

Noi siamo figli della luce, Lucifero, figli del male che abitano la nostra visione

[46theud]

He was paid $500 a month. He couldn't afford to buy, a sex toy.

[castillowarrior]

too fucking funny. i can see it now, (pastor):dear god pleas let me find a dildo in here somewhere please, panties no, 300 bucks not, lube yes!!!, omg a vibrator yayyy thank you jesus, (police)"this is the police come out with your hands up"!!! aaaaa!!! breaks leg and gets arrested then. so much for religion lol.

[cpiratebee]

Why didn't he just buy one??

[moctemexy]

hahaha !!! i know!

[bluegrrl70]

i'm sorry for the poor woman who lost her sex toy, and privacy. sheesh.

[barudie]

This what we call Jesus disciples, Christianity denies those pastors, this pastor is of the protestant church, shame on you pastor

[beautifulprincessM]

they only paid him $500 a month. He couldnt afford to buy what he needed

[paulostroff99]

Typical American over reaction to what was a harmless and petty theft. Only big deal was the break in. The holier than thou have now found another unimportant event to harp on as if it were a murder or kidnapping. Perhaps it is they that should be institutionalized for the protection of the sanity of others.

[dizygotegemini]

4wisdomsearh: Out of politeness, I pretend that that comment was for me.

pearlynx: For recreational use, maybe......

[larueprod]

What is funny is imagining how embarrassed the owner must feel. She's like now everyone knows I own a dildo and I need lube?!!?! I can only imagine what walking down the street must be like now. The priest is done, it's weird news, but in a bizarre way it's comical.

[4wisdomsearch]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha take deep breath ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[dizygotegemini]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! ahahaha.....can´t breath.

[pearlynx]

Who would want a USED dildo? On second thought, don't answer that...

[thecynicsage]

Dude, buy your own. It's that easy.

[nothingnesswithouten]

Yes, prayer will help. As it always does.

[TheOne1215]

I took her dildo and a bottle of her K-Y because it was a gift which was for my other girlfriend but which I gave to her accidently. Life Sucks