LMFAO that was SOOOO funny...especially at the end. lol. One day me and my brother woke up early in the morning and went downstairs and took literally everything out of the fridge and put the stuff in random places around the house...even in the couch cushions lol) then when he had the fridge completely empty we went upstairs and asked my mom to make us breakfast so she came down and opend the fridge and was totally baffled!! she looked at us like "wtf" LMAO so funny =) good times
lol one time when i was in kindergarten i reallllly had to pee. so i asked if i could go to the bathroom and i did so i freakin jetted to that bathroom and sat down and peed. turns out the toilet seat was down so i just sat there and waited until the teacher sent one of my friends to check on me and i told her to call my dad and tell him to bring me a pair of clean clothes..haha! Ofcourse he brought mismatched clothes which frustrated me lol,,, but yeah.....anyhow..good times good times.....LOL!
Uhm. Ok welll. this is so effing embarassing buuut. I drink alot of water. So i have to pee all the time. Well once i was at the pool. And i had to pee. NO. Lol i didnt pee in the pool. but there were no bathrooms.. ..so i went in the sauna. And i peed. and some lady walked in WHILE i was peeing.. "ARE YOU PEEING IN THE SAUNA?!" Yeah. it was shitty. but it makes me laugh. :}
Lol. Look at how calm the girl is taking it in teh end! xD Reminds me of when I saw it and everybody was almost throwing up and the only thing that went through my head was "Why?!"
Your shit story reminds me of an experience I had; probably around the same age. I had gone to a hamburger joint with mom, dad and my three bros. I had a nervous stomach when I was a kid and always had to shit whenever we would go anywhere. So, I tried to open the door to the john, but needed a key which dad got IN THE NICK OF TIME! I just got my pants down and exploded-all over. It was then I realized; no paper. There was a cloth towel disp. that rolled up the old as it fed out new. Yes, I did.
East-Euro, Slavic, Russ, etc. moms can be evil. Oatmeal on the head yes. My sister and I each had our own belt to be hit with. If you raise your arms to protect your face hope that your mother is sane enough to notice. Because in her frenzy, she may bang into you and accuse you of hitting her. And then, "God will make your arm fall off for hitting your mother." I'm not lying. I thing the weather causes bi-polar craziness in these people.
this morning at 9 my g-ma had bought a cack for me for my b-day and left it on the table. At 12 she got home and we noticed the iceing was melting so I went and put it out in the fridge, later we went to a v-ball game and didn't get back till 9 I went and got the cake out and it was all melty when I opend the top the stuff ran all over the table and what not. Turns out she bought an ice cream cake and it was out all day.. I drank my b-day cack this year
i know this chick who is like SUPER hot and hermom is like authentic greek. her mom is the most phsyco bitch i have ever me in my life. shes rude and insane. she grounded her daughter for SHAVInG HER ARMS and called the cops because me and my friend were withn 100 yards of her house and she told us to leave and we said no we arnt even near your house. all foreign woman i know are crazy.
oh dang!! the bead thing happened to me too LOL!!! and i was crying and running around my house..then finally my mom got tweezers and was able to get it out. :P
aahahah! happened to me too! but it wasnt a bead... it was one of those small foamy things in like bean bags!! and i had to go to hospital to get it out! not cool! lol
This is the funniest shit I've ever seen! Just the look on her face was priceless, not to mention you looking like your gonna vomit! OMG.. ur so cute!!
alright well i was really young i had to have been like 2 or 3 and my parents gave me the nickname DR POO POO cuz well one day i had an accident in my diaper and i thought it be cool i guess to like make a suit outta my shit so i covered the walls i covered my face my body my legs EVERYTHING was covered my crib everything was just covered in shit and yah thats where i got my nick name Dr Poo Poo .... just for a reference i dont go by that anymore but yah tht was my embarresement for today peace
sorry...i had to go clean myself. alright well i used to find starnge things to do in the summer, like sit by a sink on the second floor of my house and just toss water ballooons out at random. one morning i was doing this as my father, unbeknownst to me, was leaving for work and with no time to spare i got him. he called up to me to come downstairs and meet him in the garage, i didnt even know what i did so i happily complied.i entered garage with grin on face andwas confused onlymomentarily...
ok one time when i was at school it was the last day of my freshman year. I was walking really fast and their was some nacho cheese or cheese wiz on the floor and i slipped on it and made a split like and i had a bunch of cheese wiz on my cotch it looked like i pissed my self or not to be graphic came in my pants it was so horrible i was mortified. there ya have it you wanted an embarising story so you got one lol this was true.
lmao, was that 2 girls 1 cup at the end?! I laughed hysterically!!! Cool shit I love family stories, they are so sincere and so funny, I think this is my favorite vide:-)
IT REALLY DOES GET BETTER WITH EVERY ONE OF THIS GUYS POSTS!!! 5 FU****G STARS X 30! SHEEEEIT, THIS HAS BEEN FAV'D, SHARED, RATED AND WATCHED OVER AND OVER BY ME! CHEERS!! "I remember my childhood..." LMAO!
lmaooooooooooooooooo. funny shit. well i really got a good laff out of this. and ur cousin aint half bad either. lol. rawrrrr. from zebra to sexy. lol.
Well, this happened not to me but rather to some distant relatives or maybe even acquaintances of the family. But from what I understand, this uncle and aunt (a man and a woman) were in Israel, in the airport. The woman's name was Alla, a common Russian name. They got separated. The man while looking for her yelled Alla, Alla a few times walking around the airport. Within minutes his ass got tackled by Israeli security people who thought he was a crazy muslim running around yelling Allah!
i have a really horrible story from my childhood i was in my grandparents hot tub outside on the deck in there backyard n i was like 5 anyways i was in there swimming one night and i had the feeling like i needed to go #2 so i got out and ran through the kitchen to go to the bathroom but i didnt make it and i wound up pooping in a line across the kitchen floor!!! lol o well haha
this is fake fake fake ake
thesayerofing 6 months ago
lmao pack of zebras
highidiots 1 year ago
YOUR HOT! :)
PUFFNESS1 1 year ago
I just lost the game.
sjsawyer 1 year ago
The who farted story was hysterical.
QueenLioness84 1 year ago
Lol
virgelxXx 1 year ago
dude if you would of puked all over her shoulder that would of made my day, but still.. :)
1765557 2 years ago
ROFL!!
that was funny.
jandarian 2 years ago
hahahah 2 girls 1 cup
Jpp066 2 years ago
LMAO A PACK OF ZEBRAS
kill4life121 2 years ago
what were you's watching at the end ?
Lozza2496 2 years ago
4 girls finger painting:)
GCBKPictures 2 years ago
i like that one but its oooold
/b/
Riotstarter100 1 year ago
Kamilla has a beak.
guitarguy780 2 years ago
LMFAO that was SOOOO funny...especially at the end. lol. One day me and my brother woke up early in the morning and went downstairs and took literally everything out of the fridge and put the stuff in random places around the house...even in the couch cushions lol) then when he had the fridge completely empty we went upstairs and asked my mom to make us breakfast so she came down and opend the fridge and was totally baffled!! she looked at us like "wtf" LMAO so funny =) good times
synysterGatesLovers 2 years ago
i love how he's like puking and the girls all like "WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS?"
lmfao.
CheyanneLautnerx3 2 years ago 2
Grandma story is pretty damn funny.
BillClintonn 2 years ago
were you watching teh 2 girls and 1 cup video?
rutali83 2 years ago 2
something very close to it llol
eb20x 2 years ago
haha too freakin funny
rutali83 2 years ago
to me ur childhood was a bit boring... but whatever... the one gets what he gets :)
AdigaArsen 2 years ago
they watching porn! lol
MegumiFF7 2 years ago
lol one time when i was in kindergarten i reallllly had to pee. so i asked if i could go to the bathroom and i did so i freakin jetted to that bathroom and sat down and peed. turns out the toilet seat was down so i just sat there and waited until the teacher sent one of my friends to check on me and i told her to call my dad and tell him to bring me a pair of clean clothes..haha! Ofcourse he brought mismatched clothes which frustrated me lol,,, but yeah.....anyhow..good times good times.....LOL!
PinkisLoveXo 2 years ago
lmao
rayeroxx 2 years ago
SilentAnopsia 2 years ago 2
That was awesome. :D
VioletCU 3 years ago
umm...ok lol it was ok
sekcwunn 3 years ago
she put beads in her asshole and a cucumber in her pussy...
brownmachine6969 3 years ago
hey morons if u think its funny about writting shit down and saying to use a gurl its not funny ur just a pervert and a fuck face...
Armenianshifter 3 years ago
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hey bro can i lick you cousins puki the one she is wearing blue t-shirt.... so look hot for me
kashmirisgreat 3 years ago
Lol. Look at how calm the girl is taking it in teh end! xD Reminds me of when I saw it and everybody was almost throwing up and the only thing that went through my head was "Why?!"
GIRLS R TOUGH! :b Rofl.
Wikk90 3 years ago
Your shit story reminds me of an experience I had; probably around the same age. I had gone to a hamburger joint with mom, dad and my three bros. I had a nervous stomach when I was a kid and always had to shit whenever we would go anywhere. So, I tried to open the door to the john, but needed a key which dad got IN THE NICK OF TIME! I just got my pants down and exploded-all over. It was then I realized; no paper. There was a cloth towel disp. that rolled up the old as it fed out new. Yes, I did.
23blacksheep 3 years ago 2
nice!
klick4x 3 years ago
i love story 2!
iLove127 3 years ago
can i fuck both of you???
addictedtotoxic 3 years ago
This was funny
hopefaith3 3 years ago
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dude, can i fuck your cousin in the blue shirt, i give you $50 to take her off your hands
jaym8 3 years ago
Retard xD
Wikk90 3 years ago
lmao.. i love russiian, azerbaijanian, armenian, georgian fams.. im georgian btw
borabora14 3 years ago
oh hey im from azerbaijan
sooooooooooyummy 3 years ago
i literally just searched for "shitty videos" and this was number three
no lie
OmNomNomVids 3 years ago
albanian parents are freakin crazy too.
loll i love the oatmeal story though thats hilarious.
jessthealbo 3 years ago
East-Euro, Slavic, Russ, etc. moms can be evil. Oatmeal on the head yes. My sister and I each had our own belt to be hit with. If you raise your arms to protect your face hope that your mother is sane enough to notice. Because in her frenzy, she may bang into you and accuse you of hitting her. And then, "God will make your arm fall off for hitting your mother." I'm not lying. I thing the weather causes bi-polar craziness in these people.
likethecats 3 years ago
If that is Marilyn Monroe behind you I WANT IT!
laurenxduhx 3 years ago 2
it's my b-day today and this is my story
this morning at 9 my g-ma had bought a cack for me for my b-day and left it on the table. At 12 she got home and we noticed the iceing was melting so I went and put it out in the fridge, later we went to a v-ball game and didn't get back till 9 I went and got the cake out and it was all melty when I opend the top the stuff ran all over the table and what not. Turns out she bought an ice cream cake and it was out all day.. I drank my b-day cack this year
thejazzmaster2001 3 years ago
my freind made me laugh and i peed my pants because we had just drank a lot of water it was soooooo embarassing
usisthebest 3 years ago
the look on her face at the end of the video is priceless lmao i loved it.
jb4eva2008 3 years ago
i know this chick who is like SUPER hot and hermom is like authentic greek. her mom is the most phsyco bitch i have ever me in my life. shes rude and insane. she grounded her daughter for SHAVInG HER ARMS and called the cops because me and my friend were withn 100 yards of her house and she told us to leave and we said no we arnt even near your house. all foreign woman i know are crazy.
CaptainVice09 3 years ago
were you guys watching 2 girls one cup? hahaha
crazyandfun15 3 years ago
2 girls one cup ;)
onefuckingbluecar 3 years ago
what was she watching? ew
pixygiggler 3 years ago
so you guys were finger painting with...shit?
mlor313 3 years ago
did you actually puke?????
usisthebest 3 years ago
My friend pooped her jammies and hid 'em under my Grandma's bed... brings back memories! FUN!!!
pinkbabyspeaks 3 years ago
you farted is this?? LOL that was funny
detroitjeeper 3 years ago
i took a dump in my pants 4 grade i belive. Dad told me to wait but i told him no.
69mattman69 3 years ago 2
Simon is too funny! Post more videos with him, you have such an entertaining family. This type of shit needs to be on TV not the crap that we have!
CykaCyka20 3 years ago
yea dud e your cousin kamilla is so freakin hot!!!!!!! like the sun hot
mathhew96 3 years ago
acidentally walked in on my best friend taking a piss *he's a guy*... later that day we started dating.
Peed my pants in the middle of math class, i was in grade 7 *the teachers fault*
threw up while kissing somone.
jennyrosekremmer 3 years ago
i cant even begin to tell you how
FUNNY dis shit was
ahha and in the end...
the shit.. and fngrpaintin
idk but hilarious cuz someone almost puked!
amazingg
onesxychik2010 3 years ago
you farted
femiboy34 3 years ago 3
£3:50
JOSHSTENN 3 years ago 3
lmao fingerpaiting with shit? omg dat wz funni ya guh wz liike wt da hell?///dat wz funni wen he threw up
mizzsexiibabii08 3 years ago
were you watching 2 girls 1 cup at the end???
negar113 3 years ago
hahahahahhaa poor grandma!!!! hehehehe hay mr.poopoo!!!
SENNAFAVIAN 3 years ago
I think your cousin Kamilla is hot
Whiteboy4201988 3 years ago 3
oh yea, she pretty fine
xenonzx 3 years ago
0.o @
MasterComedian2 3 years ago 2
LOL.!
Synczor 3 years ago
what the fuck was the guy doing in the background from 1:20 to 1:55
ligyro 3 years ago
haha.
very nice :]]
tashafknrogers 3 years ago
oh dang!! the bead thing happened to me too LOL!!! and i was crying and running around my house..then finally my mom got tweezers and was able to get it out. :P
ubflash1 3 years ago
aahahah! happened to me too! but it wasnt a bead... it was one of those small foamy things in like bean bags!! and i had to go to hospital to get it out! not cool! lol
Naughtyhobbit123 3 years ago
This is the funniest shit I've ever seen! Just the look on her face was priceless, not to mention you looking like your gonna vomit! OMG.. ur so cute!!
Krazykimberly77 3 years ago
you farted lmao
xurahoex 3 years ago
alright well i was really young i had to have been like 2 or 3 and my parents gave me the nickname DR POO POO cuz well one day i had an accident in my diaper and i thought it be cool i guess to like make a suit outta my shit so i covered the walls i covered my face my body my legs EVERYTHING was covered my crib everything was just covered in shit and yah thats where i got my nick name Dr Poo Poo .... just for a reference i dont go by that anymore but yah tht was my embarresement for today peace
graphoid2 3 years ago
That is very disturbing and you should go to hoispital to check your brain.
Shazee083 3 years ago 10
shaze ? you Stupid ? Perhaps you shud check urs, He told a story am sure you did Worse things when u was litle ? Or maybe you are LITLE ? "kid"
phaikey 3 years ago
he was little...he can get away with it
Migslayer101 3 years ago
sorry...i had to go clean myself. alright well i used to find starnge things to do in the summer, like sit by a sink on the second floor of my house and just toss water ballooons out at random. one morning i was doing this as my father, unbeknownst to me, was leaving for work and with no time to spare i got him. he called up to me to come downstairs and meet him in the garage, i didnt even know what i did so i happily complied.i entered garage with grin on face andwas confused onlymomentarily...
airsepman 3 years ago
alright...i just tried to fart and shit my pants...
airsepman 3 years ago 3
happend to me one ime lol luckily i was at home was more of just a shart though not a full shit
Migslayer101 3 years ago
oh, now i get why you called it a shitty ending, i probably would have gagged to
deerlakes897 3 years ago
Once I get my camera back, I'm making a video response to this.
toxophobic 3 years ago
great story funny mind picture lmao
romeodiscos 3 years ago
omg!What was actually goin on,why the three of 'em made those kinda faces in the end!Anywayz nice vid!
marytaylor88 3 years ago
ok one time when i was at school it was the last day of my freshman year. I was walking really fast and their was some nacho cheese or cheese wiz on the floor and i slipped on it and made a split like and i had a bunch of cheese wiz on my cotch it looked like i pissed my self or not to be graphic came in my pants it was so horrible i was mortified. there ya have it you wanted an embarising story so you got one lol this was true.
Julysoffspring92 3 years ago
Don't worry...somebody in our family pushed broccoli up their nose ! LOL!!
Kids do really stupid shit all of the time..this is sooo "the norm" trust me! Ha ha ha!!!
I liked this video...save for the drawing with poop though! You gagging were almost wanting to make ME gag! LMAO!!
Peace!
brnbear99
brnbear99 3 years ago
another nice video..
mattrob15 3 years ago
lol youtube hoe
mattrob15 3 years ago 6
lmfao
krystinax0x0x 3 years ago
FUNNY!!
hcheer56 3 years ago
it cant pull a dick off.
Tytan64 3 years ago
You can break your günther, so why not?
Ventasmentos 3 years ago
u can if u pull hard enough, it will like rip off,
zcombs15 3 years ago
armenijj?? rusahayer ek?
bassplayer10000 3 years ago
haha embarassing
bluerino7 3 years ago
sounds phishy to me...
edgecrushers 3 years ago
lmao it was cool. keep up with the videos. :)
tamiktamik 3 years ago
lmao, was that 2 girls 1 cup at the end?! I laughed hysterically!!! Cool shit I love family stories, they are so sincere and so funny, I think this is my favorite vide:-)
sadieno5108523 3 years ago
no that was 4 girls finger painting pretty bad lol
jjoshua13 3 years ago
lol 2 girls 1 cup is freakin nasty and i thought that's what they were watching too
i was laughing also that was a funny vid :]
krystinax0x0x 3 years ago
that's embarassing!!!!!!!!!!!!
goodmood102 3 years ago
i really liked this video
zachthered 3 years ago
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fucking retards, get a life and stop exposing you're boring childhood nerds!
zidane901 3 years ago
lol..I put a bead in my nose once too..hahahahahahah that is funny, but hurts comming out..hahahahahaahah..great job once again!!
kayla613 3 years ago
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yeah shes got a huge ass nose dude she looks like a horse
flowerchild421 3 years ago
who xcaresx?
camila is a youtube hoe=]
IHeArTrOcK20 3 years ago 2
lol..ur so open about ur family...lol.
in a good way.
its a funny video man.
Blueguy85 3 years ago
Emir, dude I can't believe you and your cousins watched 4 girls fingerpaint!!!! Those were some pretty messed up childhood embarassing stories.
mercyhurstchic 3 years ago
ohh , sexy girl from Baku :P
debymat1 3 years ago
LMAO dude, you must be a blast to be around
Dstructor 3 years ago
love the vid! 5/5!
flamedude259 3 years ago
i get it....a "shitty" ending yeah taht vid is fucked up dude lmao!funny vid.5 stars.keep up the good work
haruko619619 3 years ago
hahahahahaha!
taedei33 3 years ago
she can put beads up my nose any day =)
firefly878 3 years ago
i would bang her...
firefly878 3 years ago
i tihnk its a heard of zebras...or is it a pride? or a school?
FallenWhiteRose 3 years ago
lmao. How interesting. Ahaha. :)
Parasonic1994 3 years ago
POOR KIDS AND THERE CHILDHOODS.
HugeDickNick 3 years ago
haha your stories remind me of mine a little with the fam haha
love the zebra mark comment you made lol
aww your cousin kama is pretty she should model.
drqtgurl7 3 years ago 2
haha this is so shit
tcartz88 3 years ago
bees in the nose ouchies!!! thanx heaps! xjoeyx
joey0028 3 years ago
Thank You Emir This is hilarious once again outstanding job. Zebra Marks. LOL!!!
yavanesov 3 years ago
Ha Ha Ha... I did a bead thing too, but it was in my ear and not my nose... lol...
xkristinkillsx 3 years ago
that was some crazy shit.lmao
give babushka a big hug for me.
paddycake5201 3 years ago
Zebras roll in herds not packs man
TheShow 3 years ago 2
Great!!
cuervocorazon 3 years ago
childhood memories
frosty1433 3 years ago
IT REALLY DOES GET BETTER WITH EVERY ONE OF THIS GUYS POSTS!!! 5 FU****G STARS X 30! SHEEEEIT, THIS HAS BEEN FAV'D, SHARED, RATED AND WATCHED OVER AND OVER BY ME! CHEERS!! "I remember my childhood..." LMAO!
MABman622 3 years ago
I've seen some pretty fucked up shit back in my days (no pun intended), probably even worse than that 2 girls clip.
trickmastermonkey 3 years ago
LOL!! Funny vid!!!
menace2462 3 years ago
Getting a beating sucks but afterwards ppl brag about it (no idea why lol).
LilColombianMan 3 years ago
i send my favorit memori in a letter
karlskronatommy 3 years ago
классно)
rudolphreindeer86 3 years ago
2 girls...if I need to finish that phrase, you haven't seen it.
kaosboy13 3 years ago
I liked a lot =) I don't get embarrassed easily so I don't have any =)
shaniquatheguineapig 3 years ago
pretty funny.
your a guru instead of a comedian ?
hmmm
MerryChristmas2You 3 years ago
LMAO
TexanRebel08 3 years ago
funny video...
ShadowFOX4u 3 years ago
you guys are watching 2 girls and a cup aren't you?
e22378 3 years ago
no, it's 4 girls fingerpainting.... like they said....
ToolAenima7 3 years ago 2
please, write a text which you read on video, and I do not understand :(
bushmanova 3 years ago
very good video you guys are great
brodis2 3 years ago 2
when i was like 4, i shat in the shower and didnt know what to do, so i just like left it right there in the drain and got out.
bullsforever 3 years ago
hahahahahaha love it!!! I bet i know what video you all was watching at the end!!!:D hahaha
xxxooo
Kim
queenkimm07 3 years ago
Priceless stories!
adamcharney 3 years ago
lmaooooooooooooooooo. funny shit. well i really got a good laff out of this. and ur cousin aint half bad either. lol. rawrrrr. from zebra to sexy. lol.
pupushxozukaxchik 3 years ago
Well, this happened not to me but rather to some distant relatives or maybe even acquaintances of the family. But from what I understand, this uncle and aunt (a man and a woman) were in Israel, in the airport. The woman's name was Alla, a common Russian name. They got separated. The man while looking for her yelled Alla, Alla a few times walking around the airport. Within minutes his ass got tackled by Israeli security people who thought he was a crazy muslim running around yelling Allah!
dollaresque 3 years ago
i have a really horrible story from my childhood i was in my grandparents hot tub outside on the deck in there backyard n i was like 5 anyways i was in there swimming one night and i had the feeling like i needed to go #2 so i got out and ran through the kitchen to go to the bathroom but i didnt make it and i wound up pooping in a line across the kitchen floor!!! lol o well haha
ucanthateme98 3 years ago
this is sad... brings back memories.
khachakir 3 years ago
There was the time I burned down my grandparents house....but perhaps that is not so much embarassing as delinquent.
;-)
robtran 3 years ago
Wow, your cousin Kamilla is beautiful, really! :) The cousin is good too, heh:) All 3 good zebros ;0 lol Where's Ala???
Nerey2008 3 years ago
Dude, bring your Grandma back man. She's awesome.
DevinHades 3 years ago
I think I've blocked out most of my childhood. But after hearing about yours, Emir, I'll try to come up with something. :)
Stiophain 3 years ago
Yeah we all have our stories and I enjoyed yours. PS...I still have not watched 2 Girls...and will not! :)
Lizi99 3 years ago
Were u watching 2 girls 1 cup in the end?
lyoshakz 3 years ago
They were watching 4 girls fingerpaint.
mercyhurstchic 3 years ago
too funny, thanks for sharing. Did the bead thing myself.
LAArtGallery 3 years ago
WE WANT MORE BABUSHKA !!!!!!!!
liamfelipe21 3 years ago
5☆5☆5☆5☆5☆tars from: Smi-ren-ger!.....
smirenger 3 years ago 2
Ooooookaaaaaayyyyyy.:-)
WebAnt 3 years ago
"hitting the ball to each other"..haha!!
We want more BABUSHKA!!!
well..atleast i do!
kashananis 3 years ago 3