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  • Stoned......

  • Heavy as fuck

  • The Melvins are proud!

  • What has this to do with Nightwish? 25 Years in the rock business.....I can do shit like this with my 'liddle' pinky and Drums with my Arse. Noise, Noise, Noise, you Arseholes. You think that this is good, you Inbred Bastards. Just because a no Brain Computer! can gave you a link to a good band, you 'WILL' be 'Famous'...How sick you are.

  • @Rickenmacker3001 you can do it (maybe) but you did not. so shut the fuck up and return to your upperclass dream.

  • @Rickenmacker3001 Sounds like someones butt hurt over being a talentless pussy. Thats you Im referring to. See these guys live and shut up!

  • so heavy, i just got a hernia from the video

  • This is heavy as fuck!

  • i think i just had an intracranial hemorrhage by listening to this

  • Favorite Jucifer track

  • What a fucking slimy sound!Awesome heavyness \m/

  • melvins u u idiots

  • Thank you Relapse for putting Jucifer on YouTube. These guys are so fucking loud, you can't remember whether you drove out to see a show or you asked God to give you a stroke.

    Either way, your nose is bleeding and someone's asking if you have insurance.

  • She is beautiful and this song is powerful. Great and simple composition. I love it!

  • i wanna weed to hear this

  • I'd Tap That.

  • Amber is A fuckin goddess!!!!

  • its not metal but its on relapse records? ok?! listen to thatt guitar tone. If thats metal than i dont know shit.

  • I can't stress how amazing this music is. I am being punished with sound. How amazing.

  • IMHO THIS BAND SUX HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA­HAHAHAHAHA

  • @aletstelly

    Your mom sucks.

  • Hippie Doom Metal

  • I just saw these guys live. The drummer smashed a chunk out of his high hat with his hand and with his bloody, cut hand he smeared a bloody, upside down cross on the huge amp wall behind. After that, he grabbed an unopened beer, bit a hole in the side of it, and sprayed it on the crowd. That's fucking metal.

  • @luwenger09 holy fuck thats fucken awsome... lol

  • @luwenger09 i wish he did that when i saw them. he just sorta knoced everything over, and the venue was too small for all their ampage.

  • Maybe Lucifer is achieving Unity!676767

  • this is the MELVINS just with female vocals.

    listen to the Melvins.

  • @Starvoid7  Seriously. Just a wanna-be sexier Buzz....As if Buzz isn't sexy enough....

  • @fetusliquor

    true! :D

  • @Starvoid7 the melvins are 4 old gits doing very little IMO. I have seen them and was very unimpressed, to my ears they sounded exactly like their albums...and I mean exactly. I have tried to like the melvins. honestly I have but they are just dull.

    whereas these two people? lots to please my ears and only two of them so no wankery, twatage or to translate to you americans out there....no gargling with the contents of a douchbag.

  • @napalmdeathfromabove

    i really would hold my tongue if i were you. the melvins maybe have aged,which is NATURAL. but they surely are not ''gits''.

    I don't know on what kind of concert you where on, but when I saw the melvins in my town, the crowd went so wild that they played 2 more shows, so they played 3 shows, 3 days in a row. the place was packed. The Melvins are the fathers of this genre that Jucifer are playing. So the least thing people can to is respect them if not liking them.

  • @Starvoid7

    why should I hold my tongue exactly?

    the melvin used to have a point. they no longer do. they used to be interesting, now they are just getting paid.

    professionalism is not vibrancy or excitement.

    you sound like a fanboy of theirs who collects every last thing they release and is enraged whenever somebody dare voice an opinion about 'your' band.

  • Sounds a lot like some of the more tedious Melvins songs...keep waiting for it to start rocking and it never does. Like the Melvins though, when these guys rock, they ROCK!

  • I seen Jucifer last night and it was by far the loudest show I have ever been to and it was absolutely amazing

  • Yeah, metal fans tend to be pretty intolerant for some reason. Maybe sometimes I don't want to hear the same old low-end testosterone growl over my slow riffs, god forbid.

  • pass me the prozac

  • @superzapperrecharge Sunn was never meant to be music, it's art. it's an experience. if one chord is all you hear, then you aren't listening hard enough my friend.

  • @superzapperrecharge I like Sunn, and I thought your comment was fuckin' hilarious.

  • Comments on anything metal related are always so fucking lame. I hope all metal fans aren't douchebags. Maybe it's just the ones on youtube. Where's the tired ass arguement about what genre of music they play? That seems to be everyones favorite flame war.

  • @MrSafetymeeting Agreed. Metal fans are idiots. Generally they fall under either the hipster category or the tech death worshipping category, and both groups are just unbearable.

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  • @MrSafetymeeting Funny you mention that because a quick glance at my channel would indicate that I in fact am a metal fan. Let me rephrase that, 99% of metal fans on the internet are idiots. Sorry for the mixup.

  • @Beholdthesharktopus Right on. I did look at your channel and then decided I was being a douche and deleted. Sorry. I guess the metal fan in me took over.

  • @MrSafetymeeting Yeah np, it's hard to detect sarcasm over the internet. I've done the same thing lol.

  • @MrSafetymeeting It's not just the metal fans, it's youtube comments in general that are 9 times out of 10 going to be incomprehensibly filled with utter douchebaggery. It is often just a headache reading through them.

  • @MrSafetymeeting good job continuing that arguement with that statement you are just inviting it to happen and this isnt metal anyway so hopefully not metal heads coment cause they would be out of place

  • @PuritaniaTraum It's not metal? LOL. You genre nerds crack me up.

  • MY.

    LIFE.

    IS.

    SLOWING.

    DOOOOOOOOWN.

  • this is boring

  • Heaviest, they both kick ass! Amber's wall of amps can't be argued!

  • @TheAntiPop777 so, your dick is a let down? what?

  • fuck that's heavy.. i dig it

  • Quality not quantity. Sunn has half the amplification, but 10x the volume.

  • @iamthelazerviking

    Has someone been watching the Needle Drop? :P

    100% true, though.

  • @IfThisFailsOfficial i just got from that vid. lol.

  • i love jucifer and I wish I was Ed. ;)

  • @TheAntiPop777 The whole point of commenting is to give your opinion and my opinion is that the vocals are shit im sure plenty of 12yr old girls would love this travesty to Doom metal

  • I have just discovered this, Godamn its awesome!! Tell me more about this band, I dont feel like googling.

  • @VelkypunkerCyric Let me guess... the lead singer is female, so it's a pop band, right?

    In that case, Arch Enemy and Babes in Toyland are pop, too.

  • @TheSaucyAuto It's about riffs, techniques and composition. This doesn't fit by any of these requirement into metal genre.

  • Did Buzzo change sex, Did Melvins change name?

  • Vocals let this band down.

  • Drum tone!!

  • yrs. ago i went to see this other band (name escapes me) and juc. was the opener. i was like wah! at how loud and distorted their music was, but i liked it. i bought their cd and the singer signed it. she kissed it as well and said "glad you liked it" (meaning the show) lol

  • What a shitty pop

  • You wanna fuckin die???? This is no fuckin metal. This is pop crap.

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  • @VelkypunkerCyric This is just a group of people learning to play their instruments as we listen LOL

  • @VelkypunkerCyric this is sludge metal you cretin

  • You wanna fuckin die????

  • music for dope..

  • where do i found the lyrics? =/

  • She's lower than c, for damn sure

  • @419CrazyDiamond

    Sounds like either B Standard or Drop A to me.

    That being said Jucifer played here in my town recently, one of the best shows I've ever been to, no joke.

  • sick as fuck !

  • i wish this lady would do instructional videos on how to play her songs....especially this one...i think she is in drop c or c standard

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  • Now THIS is heavy music.

  • there used to be a video on the list after this video with a band that was just drinking beer in their car before taking on some geeks in a roleplaying battle.. Does anyone know who that band is ??

  • @kickinitonthetube

    That's Prehistoric Dog by Red Fang, and that video is the greatest vid ever made

  • @LemmyIsMyGod Good God man, thank you, I remember watching it and I thought i put it in my favorites. The song was just killer along with the hilarous video. Again thank you very much

  • wow, when i saw them they owned the stage like a beast. maybe they had an off night. it happens

  • I listen to punk, grunge, garage rock, indie, psychedelic, noise rock, etc. NEVER liked metal.....but I enjoy this. The video is cool too.

  • @elementz1986 that's because this is stoner metal. it's not really metal. no offense.

  • @buckykattbreakdance Which kind of metal is "real metal"? You are funny

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  • @ThorrAxeofficial see above comment. this is barely considerable as music.

  • @buckykattbreakdance I agree 100%

  • JUST saw them live last week, they were AWFUL.. they didnt sound anything like this. now maybe thats because their show was a FLOP and everyone left after the first few bands played that were 100x better.. but they are HORRIBLE live..

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  • This fucking rules.

  • Ahhhh, this is what fuzz boxes were made for.

  • Jucifer is heavy as fuck

  • this is the shit MAAN!!!

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  • @Blackxingu Totally agree with you, saw them last saturday, fucking crushing.

  • @Blackxingu heavy does not equal good.

  • @Blackxingu heaviest? that's pretty bold there dude

  • @Blackxingu Heavy dude you need to listen to some isis or neurosis then talk to people about heavy :)

  • @Blackxingu NO!!!!!! if you really want to hear the heavyest band on earth listen to electric wizard thell blow your mind........

  • @thewizard1935 Electric Wizard AND Sun O)))

  • @thewizard1935 Meshuggah. 'nuff said

  • @thewizard1935 listen to meshuggah, they are the heaviest band on earth

  • @thewizard1935 Now if you want something truly heavy, check out Dark Castle. they'll SUCK your brain right out of your nostrils

  • @Blackxingu i've seen Jucifer live twice, but Sunn O))) make Jucifer look like A BAD JOKE.

  • I'm so excited to open for these guys with Generals Gathered!

  • @j9144

    FUCK YA GENITALS LATHERED!

    

  • Slow down this song and you got Electric Wizard-Stuff...really!

  • she needs to get rid of this nosering...

  • i lurve this!!!!!sickening drudge!!!!!!

  • @mattborel Check out,,,,THE FUNERAL ORCHESTRA-(Apocalyptic Trance Ritual)

  • @m00se321 the two riff's are very similar,thank's for your information!

  • @gunsandammo8

    Comparing Jucifer to Hannah Montana on what basis exactly?

    It might not be metal, who gives a fuck? What it IS is like being bulldozed by awesomeness!!

    I can dig these guys, it's like a sultry Melvins. What's not to like?

  • @Paranoidave

    "It might not be metal, who gives a fuck?" i subbed to relapse records to get informed of metal vids......not this bullshit.............yea and thats why i give a fuck

  • @gunsandammo8

    OH NO! Like the occaisonal NOT tech-death song shows up! How inconvenient, I can totally see how that ruins your day and your life! That's the worst thing ever for sure.

    I'm guessing you feel the same way about Baroness and Unearthly Trance?

  • @Paranoidave

    nice poetry.....your officially gay enough to watch the whole video.......

    .your over reacting over a little comment i put....get the sand out of your pussy and get over it

  • @gunsandammo8

    You're the one getting all pissy because every band on Relapse isn't "omg br00tulz metul", so I don't think you can throw around the "sand in vagina" insult so freely.....

    also I notice you've gone to OTHER Jucifer videos and left other little comments (because pointing out your opinion on JUST ONE video doesn't show nearly enough "posers" how "br00tul" and "mehtulz" you are right?)

  • @Paranoidave

    ok

  • Brutal shit! Heavy \m/

    

  • Does anyone got the lyrics? plz

  • Does anyone got the lyrics? plz

  • Got to add more, listen to this at low sound before going to sleep or after pounding a few kegs.

  • I first heard this on WUGA...The Classic 91.7/97.9FM around 2-3a.m. Friday morn. I was half sleep and awake.............So tranquilizing!

  • nice legs...slllluuuurrrp!

  • i feel so much better then i did a minute ago now that i'm listening to this... its night time and the lights are off and the air is cool here by the window... great stuff and makes me want to listen to Pain Teens next... love music, hate youtube trolls... its more interesting to hear what you like then to hear your petty negative criticisms.

  • Shameless rip off of the Melvins but i like it anyway and i mean SHAMELESS

  • @aniubus2 Tell me about it, the drum sound is exactly similar to the drum sound in some Melvins records and the chick plays guitar in the droning style of Buzz Osborne and also imitates his singing style

  • @GodOfEmptiness1155 yeah its shameless but in the day and age of fail rock imo i like it hahaha

  • @aniubus2 True and because Jucifer sounds actually very good I'd say they are honoring the Melvins' legacy to heavy music rather than ruining it.

  • @aniubus2 just 5 seconds into the song and it's so obvious

    also, Om..

  • @aniubus2

    seen the melvins.....was so bored I nearly fell asleep. they sounded EXACTLY like their records, way too polished and practised like a lot of touring american bands, macdonaldisation of music saps all the soul and heart out of it

    give me a band that play well but play with a little bit of insanity everytime. THIS band are a good example of that, anyone who dismisses them as melvins clones clearly hasn't listened to much Jucifer.

  • was edgard filming this?

  • @luizhxcx yea

  • I love how washed out the colours are, yet the yellows and blues really pop out.

  • I thought the 60s/70s music died....well in the 70s tbh.

  • I'm all for the simplicity of doom metal, but jesus...come on. This is just boring.

  • @MrGrunge99

    you must not be familiar with very much doom and drone music

  • She looks like a crazy homeless woman, i love this band though.

  • Acid King > This

  • well duh

  • @logang666 its very true. still, this is not bad at all.

  • Come See "Charles Manson's" Heavy Metal Dance Its As Funny As It Is Stupid....

  • not the whole song...

  • I'm glad that you can and will voice your opinion despite the lack of an audience for it.

  • And what are you ?

  • mmm doomy chick!

  • Interesting choice for a single off such a varied album.

  • ma che cazzo se ciamala jucifer?alà dialo can....bela merda!

  • Break out the sexxee bossa-nova!

  • I don't know if anybody said this or not already but they kind of sound like My Dying Bride.

  • Jucifer is MILF. (Melvins I'd like to Fuck)

    She isn't even that hot, but the heavy musical ideas and of course those long eyelash extensions make Amber Valentine one sexy bitch.

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  • thats pretty good i like it slow and hard the fucking feel is great hope she want fuck it up in the near future this has great potential i must admit

  • sick, dirty and slowly - yeah!

  • this music gives me a boner

  • I'm frensh, and "l'autrichienne" is just an austrian poeple (a woman who lives in austria)

    :)

  • Anyone speak french? I'm guessing LAutrichienne is something like "the Austrian Whore".

  • 'L'Autrichienne' is the nick name of Maria Antonia Josepha Johanna von Habsburg-Lothringen , Queen of France and Navarre, beheaded on October 16th 1793 Place de la Revolution, Paris, France.

  • Yes I knew that part. I just wanted to know what L'Autrichienne is literally. I think "chienne" means dog, or more precisely, female dog. But I'm not certain.

  • to finish what I said before, in the french language there is "masculine" and "feminine" nouns, wich is made by adding, in this instance, l'Autrichien"ne", without the "ne" at the end, it would be as for an austrian guy

  • @skorli

    The nickname is based on Marie Antoinette's Austrian heritage.

  • It only means The Austrian, as an austrian girl

  • love a bit of sludge metal in the morning

  • whats wrong with hatebreed?

  • they are stunning

    this is the only one band

    that would give me a feeling about sad