George Watsky's Impressive Fast Rap!

[tboy131]

Brace yourself, 9gagers are coming ;/

[superninjastar237]

Love it!!!!

[americangirl936]

Silly white boy you do rap fast, yes you do, oh yes it's ture

[mangamermaid04]

That was great

[CuRsExPuLsE]

vv Horrible, watsky = a mudda fuggin boss :D

[AlphaWolfShadow]

This guy should write books based on his raps, he's INSANELY AWESOME!!!

[lordsebas893]

he switched up his style like the beatles with my pieces

[BarabRecords]

@revertz1239 Correct. But we haven't heard any animals rap yet

[Davidwilson1212]

dude he needs to go on this show again. he is so much more than his fast rap viral videos now. he has real, impressive music

[ReallyBigJump]

I wish Watsky was into girls his own age instead of milfs. :(

[Blackdeath565]

here a milf there a milf everywhere a milf milf.

[Revertz1239]

Not the fastest

[Davidwilson1212]

@Revertz1239 yea but he has gotten a lot faster now

[azwomeki113r]

you rap fast you do yes you rap fast is true Now lets see how you rap vs thing 1 and 2

[MrShowboat08]

george watsky is rad.

[MrZombieSlayer25]

mind=blown

[someoneneedsmedzz]

Now let's see how you rap vs. things 1 & 2 !

[YouMeanYouTHINKYouDo]

You rap fast you do, yes you rap fast its true

[MrJwusty]

@YouMeanYouTHINKYouDo k dr.suess,go find a noose,by the way go brush your tooth, it smells from here,and im in.........peru

[ImmaDabeez]

@YouMeanYouTHINKYouDo Now let's see how you rap against THING 1 AND THING 2!!!!

[cardshark299]

@YouMeanYouTHINKYouDo NOW LETS SEE HOW YOU RAP AGAINST THING 1 & 2!

[cy4l3]

@RockerGamer312 I totally agree.

@MrJurreeej I listened to it and only heard men who can't live without women. Listen to Suck my Dick- DJ Valentino. Not only is it catchy but it applies to you.

[jacobincubus]

I'm in love with the fact that he mentioned reddit.

[cy4l3]

@MrJurreeej So do I. I am female...

[MrJurreeej]

@cy4l3 go listen this song: 'a bitch is a bitch' by NWA and you might recognise yourself

[DaTrollerMan]

I saw twins at the end O.o

[cy4l3]

@MrJurreeej I think that you have some major insecurities.

[xXgamerproz1]

Fuck the guys that are having a fight OVER A RAP that's a wast of time

[cy4l3]

@MrJurreeej- When you bring up the family stuff, you sound like you are talking from experience. I don't know about your personal life and I don't really care but you can't say that you are helping an autistic child to socialise when you are spending your life arguing with him. As far as your views on the lyrics: no-one gives a shit.

@guitarhero2211- You can't tell anyone to use proper punctuation, you don't even use capital letters. Your punctuation consists of full stops. Not to mention, you

[MrJurreeej]

@cy4l3 this may be true, but you forgot one thing: everybody hates you! Now don't get involved or I eat your cat... (no chinese)

[guitarhero2211]

@cy4l3 so, what's you're point? how long did it take you to write that comment? how many times did spell check say you did something wrong? i bet you are going to answer with the same thing everyone else does. "i actually didn't need spell check." that's the answer everyone gives. i don't see the need to capitalize my letters, you can read them just fine =]

[RockerGamer312]

Ah so funny watching two idiots fight on youtube and saying things they would never actually say to ANYONE in real life. Entertainment. It's a shame it had to end.

[MrJurreeej]

@RockerGamer312 I have nothing against gay people, but you don't have to be all in my face about it...

[RockerGamer312]

@MrJurreeej Ok, I'm sorry. I meant to get in the trolls face about. I apologize.

[MrJurreeej]

@RockerGamer312 we united bitch! no you're going down! so get off @cy413 dick and fuck the fuck off! or I will stick your hamster up your ass!

[guitarhero2211]

@RockerGamer312 yup. and what do you plan to do about it? lol not a damn thing.

[RockerGamer312]

@guitarhero2211 Nope, because I'm not ignorant and I have a life and things to do. So...you're right. Unlike you, who's still doing this after about a WEEK of the original conversation taking place.

[guitarhero2211]

@RockerGamer312 i have a life too. but that doesn't mean that i can't have fun on here. you see, i even tell people i'm a troll and that i'm just saying these things to get a rise out of them. you all seem to lack the intellect to just not reply. when you reply to me, i'm just going to keep this flame going. then you all get mad at me, and spam me, then go to my channel to leave rude comments which i have to approve of anyways. your replies are what makes me laugh. you have no idea

[MrJurreeej]

@RockerGamer312 I don't think life is worth living for you... so.... though if you consider not killing yourself, try not to crosss my path anymore or I will stick your hamster up your rabbits ass and stick that up your cat's ass and stick that up your ass! and i will eat your children

[RockerGamer312]

@MrJurreeej Yo. At least I'm still not on the subject. I've moved on. You two are still pissed. So, just stop. You're making yourself look like an idiot. And I'm sure your not. So move on! Geez

[MrJurreeej]

@RockerGamer312 you realize you're kinda dissing yourself here?

[MrJwusty]

@MrJurreeej ok mike tyson,go eat those kids while you make youtbe comments that people can make fun of,bitch

[MrJurreeej]

@MrJwusty ok homosexual, go fuck someone in the ass while people hate your face.

[MsAlexisLovee]

hes just rapping fast you dumb fucks, its something he can do

[avrilisrad]

why the fuck are people hating on ellen...

[Imtehbestz]

Why is Ellen so damn popular? She brings people and does nothing special.

[EnbM03]

@Imtehbestz Look here now. ur gonna get alot of hate for that but since i can't be bothered thinking up sum hate ill let someone els do it

[SaveMeMoon]

Lyrics - 0

Watsky - 2

[illusion627]

...while ur sitting in the bleechers

[MrJurreeej]

cali swag!!?? too soon man!! you´re not comparable to big westside rappers! but you rap fast it´s true...

[ieatslettuce]

@MrJurreeej He's not comparable because his skill is far higher than them. Also, he's from San Francisco so he's already got Cali Swag. lol

[MrJurreeej]

@ieatslettuce you're really an idiot, a good rapper is not the same as a fast rapper! he raps about cats.. do I have to say more?? you think he's better then 2pac, dr. dre, eazy e, icecube and snoopdogg (back in the day, now snoopdogg is less good that would be true)? so i hope you learned something, or else go study your tape of NWA motherfucker

[guitarhero2211]

@MrJurreeej yes, because rapping about having a shitty life, killing people, getting laid, and doing drugs is what makes a good rapper right?

[MrJurreeej]

@guitarhero2211 mabey you should listen to some songs before judging, you really have no fuckin idea what the hell you´re talking about... but i guess a song about killing people, getting laid and doing drugs is better than a song about cats!

go react on a song by britney spears, mabey you have more knowledge of that shit

[guitarhero2211]

@MrJurreeej 2pac-hit em up [Tupac] I ain't got no motherfucking friends That's why I fucked your bitch You're fat motherfucker {Take Money} West Side Bad Boy Killers {Take Money} You know who the realist is niggas we bring it to {Take Money} (ha ha, that's alright) yeah that's such a nice way to start off a song. fucking retard

[MrJurreeej]

@guitarhero2211 2pac - changes:

I got love for my brother but we can never go nowhere

unless we share with each other

We gotta start makin' changes

learn to see me as a brother instead of 2 distant strangers

and that's how it's supposed to be

How can the Devil take a brother if he's close to me?

I'd love to go back to when we played as kids

but things changed, and that's the way it is

no that´s called content, no mawfucking rap about cats wtf? you might as well write a song about poop

[guitarhero2211]

@MrJurreeej so he's rapping about something other than what you consider "content". i'm so sorry, i had no idea you were the leading authority on what can be considered a good rap song. my deepest apologies. i'll make sure next time another rap comes out to let you know about it so everyone can take your opinion to heart about it and judge then whether or not they like it. make sure to tell everyone to dislike this video because you don't like it.

[MrJurreeej]

@guitarhero2211 that's what i'm talkin' bout, hey don't worry man. I like the way you admit that you're a retard, but it's almost so embarressing that i feel guilty! apologies accepted man, I think the message is clear: george watsky has bad lyrics, altough he raps fast.

btw don't respond with 'I was being sarcastic'

[guitarhero2211]

@MrJurreeej i was being sarcastic. i'm sure you might need to read it twice though, trust fund students like you are a little slow at first. now you are going to reply to this getting angrier and angrier. and i'm going to keep this flame war going. so i can go just as long as you can buddy.

[MrJurreeej]

@guitarhero2211 yeah, likewise. i'm really sorry that you, even though i told you not to, responded with 'i was being sarcastic', you're mabey not a good reader, or you're mentally handicapped... but i'm sorry for your disabilities and just that you know, i donated money to the mentally disabled. So if you're going to the circus, then you can see watsky preform!

ps. I really enjoy this conversation! keep going! (not sarcastic)! it's fun to argue!

[guitarhero2211]

@MrJurreeej it's fun to me to start arguments. i was worried you weren't going to figure out that i'm a troll. the more people reply, the more i laugh

[MrJurreeej]

@guitarhero2211 dude, now you're boring me, i insulted you for gods sake!

[guitarhero2211]

@MrJurreeej and yet you keep replying. lmao. who's the retard now? i even told you i was a troll you dumb fuck. and you are probably going to reply to this too. word of advice, don't argue with trolls. you will just get mad and say something fucking retarded. i told you i would keep going. i don't know how clearer i can get until you get the fucking picture that i am doing this to annoy you.

[MrJurreeej]

@guitarhero2211 nice return! I bet you will give up eventually though... there's just something about your way of trolling that's not really impressing... If you're a troll, does that mean your mom and dad are fat stinking losers who tried to rape eachother? no healthy kids could come from that, so that would make the sentence 'i'm a troll' much clearer to me. also feel very threatened so, in fear of you killing me, i'm just going to kill myself. I don't want a smelly fat douchebag attacking me!

[guitarhero2211]

@MrJurreeej you may be right, or you may be wrong. who knows? sounds like you do. and please don't kill yourself. if you do, who will entertain me?

[MrJurreeej]

@guitarhero2211 okay, but you gotta promise not to make draw a picture of you in my head again... it's awful... but as long as we're entertaining eachother!

i'm wasting so much time on this, i'll fail my finals because of this :) I retalliate tomorrow or the day after ok?

piece a shit! (that's my insult for this message.. i hope it's hurting your feelings)

[guitarhero2211]

@MrJurreeej no don't go. you almost had me wanting to quit. you hurt my feelings really bad. i thought we were friends. what are you studying in school? come on man. tell me. i also want you to teach me more about rap music. no one in the world knows more about rap than you do.

[MrJurreeej]

@guitarhero2211 well, because you're asking so nice. i'm studying trolls, their behavior and an interesting fact is that 90 procent of all people who play guitar hero are gay, trolling guitarhero players are a garanteed gay.

hiphop might be to complicated for your little mind.. mabey you should tell me about britney spears first, as you're probably her biggest fan...

[guitarhero2211]

@MrJurreeej impressive. for someone that is studying anything, you would think they would teach you how to spell, and us proper punctuation.

[MrJurreeej]

@guitarhero2211

funfacts: - Did you know that outside the US, people speak their own language? - Did you know that in Holland, for example, people study in books written in the dutch language instead of English? - Did you know, that on the internet, few people care about punctuation?

This all may sound very strange, although all of it, is indeed true! Just mindblowing!

[guitarhero2211]

@MrJurreeej you don't say? how very interesting. what's even more interesting is how you are trying to insult me when i should hope you know that i couldn't care less about how you feel.

[MrJurreeej]

@guitarhero2211 I wasn't really trying. If I was, I probably wouldn't be high right now! But if you felt offended I'm sorry. enough about my feelings. what do YOU feel I care about you man! do you need a diaper change? don't cry! motherffucking piecacrap i'm going to sleep deal with you tomorrow good night bro

[guitarhero2211]

@MrJurreeej i don't care if you like to fuck animals. i'm not the one getting pissed off here lol. no matter how mad you get, you keep replying. anyone who has a few brain cells would have just left by now. eventually you will get the picture. so keep it up lol. we'll see who breaks first. but i've been doing this for a very long time

[MrJurreeej]

@guitarhero2211 hahahahahaaaa, you are a joke! you probably think that i'm smashing my keyboard to my desk! well do not and will not care about anything ever. espescially not this. but I don't feel like leaving yet! i'm having so much fun, and I really feel like i'm helping a autistic little man socializing, because he has no friends. so he goes looking for conversation on the internet desperately. so i've got a good karma now!

poop

[guitarhero2211]

@MrJurreeej lol. well then we will just keep this going. i bet it does make you feel high and mighty to do such things. i'm sure you've been an asshole you're entire life, so the mere thought of doing anything good is a one way ticket to heaven for you lol. but don't stop yet, you might find an insult that really gets to me

[guitarhero2211]

@MrJurreeej well, where did you go? did you give up already? that's no fun

[MrJurreeej]

@guitarhero2211 hahah no man, i was studying. don't expect me to give up bro! wow that was really a tight insult that i didn't insult you! i feel so bad about myself! but then i also pity you because the one person besides your mom and dad who is speaking to you, is the person who tries to insult you! now is it worth it? is this how you want your first conversation to be like? think about it... in the meantime, i will sleep and dream about fucking your mom. btw. this does make me feel high!

[MrJurreeej]

@guitarhero2211 you know who's no fun? your sister when i'm raping her.. all she screams is 'oh yeah' where's the challange in that huh...

[guitarhero2211]

@MrJurreeej hmmm. funny, i don't have a sister. lol i'm actually an only child. and i was also born into a rich family. and to be honest, i really am flattered you wanted to follow me.

[MrJurreeej]

@guitarhero2211 ah so we have a mamma's boy here! well it's okay by me but you gonna have to share her with me, you can still kiss her but you can't make me not fuck her.. I'm not gonna make that sacrifice. as for the following: glad to help! I like to see you suffer!

[guitarhero2211]

@MrJurreeej ehh. i'm getting bored now. you're boring me. guess it's time to find something else to do.

[MrJurreeej]

@guitarhero2211 yeah i guess so, not really good retalliations are boring indeed now you now you know how i feel... well good bye homosexual ape

[vVDisToRTioNVv]

i wish George Watsky was on the radio, i like his rhymes alot more than todays mainstream garbage.

[Xbooi164]

So many MILFS

[TheLucky1929]

any body play the game bad eggs

[iamzachh]

This dude sounds like a man girl

[blnickels]

I.Would.Marry.Him.In.A.Heartbe­at. <3

G,Watsky.<3

[2ndrapfan9]

Eminem vs. Busta Rhymes vs. George Watsky?

[TheTrailersofHorror]

I heard that this guy actually hate rap

[anaheimducks04]

Him and busta rhymes should have a rap battle haha

[ApricotArtLover]

George Watsky performed on my birthday!?! I cant believe i missed this episode :[

[callumtheking42851]

u r sooo cool

[chibigrunt]

Gwatsky - fuck yeah.

[thebest12563]

OH MY FUCKING GOD! I LOVE WATSKY!

[FroggerFilm]

I loved the whole video until the end when I saw Ellen.

[nilmianuradha]

@FroggerFilm Whaddya mean?

[LarryBird40]

Tons of chicks cheering for you live + millions of chicks cheering for you at home = most amazing person ever = George Watsky

[ICanHasBeats]

horrible crowd

[RaaaytselM]

his smile at the end was so cute i might cry

[mikky666]

Mac Lethal, 'Nuff said.

Check out his new shit... if you like fast rap that is.

[OmletteDuFromage1]

deliric1 - cox (rimaru part), i think it`s faster than he. anyway, it`s just my opinion

[Darkwrath111]

wait he was on the Ellen show? HOLY CRAP!!!!!

[raversmiracle2]

@Darkwrath111 twice.

[TheShotgunfun101]

@Darkwrath111 twice

[MrWwefan15]

@Darkwrath111 yep, her book is amazing too

[YouMeanYouTHINKYouDo]

you rap fast you do, yes you rap fast its true.

[HowlsFury]

@YouMeanYouTHINKYouDo Now lets see how you rap against things ONE AND TWO!

[FroggerFilm]

@YouMeanYouTHINKYouDo But let's see how you rap against things 1 and 2!

[Mikaykay009]

@YouMeanYouTHINKYouDo Now lets see how you rap against Things 2 and 2!

[sharman777]

@YouMeanYouTHINKYouDo but lets see how you rap versus things one and 2

[terminator777ify]

@YouMeanYouTHINKYouDo now lets see how you rap versus subtitles too ;D

[ForgeMyLife]

@terminator777ify you mean "things one and two"? it doesnt say "subtitles too" just sayen

[terminator777ify]

@ForgeMyLife i know dat :P i just wanted to say dat :P

[ZeKyngOfficial]

@YouMeanYouTHINKYouDo Now let's he how he raps vs things 1 and 2 :D

[fug1t]

@YouMeanYouTHINKYouDo Now let's see how you rap versus things 1 and 2.

[20Bartlett]

he proceded to bang every woman in that audience

[neilgodfreyy2k]

I like the bit when he said that thing fast

[lukaxe62]

1:28 To 1:36 Just Ruined My Day.

[SwaggerOverride]

My favorite parts 0:00 to 1:36

[360KING1]

@hellmuthboi you are so idiotic. Rap isnt about selling rocks rap is about attitude and releasing a persons thoughts. Do you see any "famous" rapper "selling" rocks? The answer to that question is no because they dont have to because they have millions of dollars and you know alot of them never even came from the hood they jusy found out they have rapping skills and was like "well i gotta be hood if ima be good", wrong. Go back and do your research

[tdeck1991]

@360KING1 "In the lab laying tracks like im sasquatch, showing you raps not all glocks and crack rocks. People either get mad or give me mad props if it isn't my time yet you must have a fast watch." -Cam Groves

[n1blackman4u]

If he had a problem getting laid before he became a youtube hit, that problem is No more

[SinSmarter]

REDDIT ._.

[hellmuthboi]

I like his other rhyme more, the one to busta rhymes song. Watsky isn't hood enough to be a rap threat, it's all about attitude and selling rocks.

[thesadiemlady]

I want to marry him.

[sku11candy637]

I think it's funny the audience is all girls lol

[twista200317]

@sku11candy637 cuz ellen is a lesbian why would a guy wanna be there unless hes gay

[avirah1]

@twista200317 he came to my school for some slam poetry thing, super nerdy and girls were all over him.. he is not gay lol

[twista200317]

@avirah1 talking about the audience

[avirah1]

@twista200317 OHHHHH... i'm dumb.

[natedawnbob]

Ellen is lesbian



[xDjRC]

@natedawnbob no shit,

[mdiem]

"And to Ellen for getting the cougars to check it."

Yep.

[Ahric1000]

i love cats fhagglwhefyiogweriqwheiothqweg­uhyiodfgidfgqipergh;irhdf;kjgb­hnisdhg;jsfdgipgh;aklghuipasyh­dg

[NightLion7]

Did anyone hear a girl say "Hey" when Watsky said and "your mom cats" I'm serious

[WICKEDproDRUMS187]

Such a smart man i laughed so hard

[MrAaronHirsch]

????????????????? <--------------To epic to say

[DreaMsDesignHD]

Watsky- 2

Subtitles- 0

[val310]

O.o he said dr seuss cats oohhh

[ostap215]

he the best fasterst rap _))))

[urdeath01]

he is really good, but way to much pauses.

[DoMiNiCaNFlow13]

@urdeath01 then try to do it

[Silverbuttterfly91]

@urdeath01 Ok first of all smart one...There are not TOO many pauses...It's called breathing. He has to breathe during sometime in the rap. Not everyone can rap like that...That takes a lot of talent!!

[Finkster5]

@Silverbuttterfly91: The thing is though, rapping fast in the end lets you breathe more, since the quicker you go through your lyrics, the quicker you finish a line, and can therefore breathe again.

[urdeath01]

@Silverbuttterfly91 it wasn't pauses but more of just the sound of him breathing in really hard and it sounded bad but it does take alot of talent to do that. I can only do half of what he does =(

[MissPL52]

MAKE HIM FAMOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[ihazlostaleg]

2 bad only like 5 people watch ellen :|

[Reedafor]

He did really good on the epic rap battles of history

[nhafner]

the women at the end wre so impressed.. hes gettin it

[SkaterJacob14]

The subtitles can barely keep up!!!!

[jajahotspot]

how much you wanna bet he got laid that night?

[HatersGonnaHate1110]

@jajahotspot he did by me and im a guy ...

[michealmyersfan12]

wtf the subtitles cant even keep up with this guy!

[dav17a]

creddit to reddit?

he goes on funnyjunk. he has to.

[pinoypanda44]

@dav17a fellow junkie?

[dav17a]

@pinoypanda44 you know it

[EskimoExecution]

I love how he's so humble even in his songs

[dontl00katmyname]

watske vs subtitles

wattsky wins! again...

[johncenaDX125]

@dontl00katmyname Watsky: 4 Lyrics: 0

[MercxWithxThexMouth]

@dontl00katmyname You obviously cant spell WATSKY

[xXDanimalXx420]

eminem is good haters!.