Shuttle's Toilet Requires Special Training

[J5MARLON]

You have to put that where?

[volv45]

Ok shuttle fine. What about X-Wing fighters? I imagine Luke had to go at least once on his way to Dagobah. Use the force?

[jessyjessy4]

some sweet info here

[s11v3r]

that is the thing that i dont need it but i have to buy it.

[o0Zamm0o]

mike massimino went to my school , John Street School and Carey High School

[itachiitachi1946]

man thats so gross.floating shits and period while ur in iss..eeeewwwwwww so gross.sticking ur dick in a pipe in order to pee?and in that same pipe others stick there their dick also? GROSS! and women who r in space messing their period and floating the room with their stinky period? EPIC GROSS MAN camera on ur ass in order to know where u shit? what about diaria? others place their ass there also.seriously im so grossed now.i had a boner(gf touching me) but now im turned off(shes mad at me)

[TriippleXxx]

Damn artificial gravity should really be invented

[TrollingMyLawn]

i'd hold it for as long as i could in space.

[ownedya666]

now I have to poo..

[disneystarlet1]

aww space is disgusting..! I used to wanna be a part of that

[Moochopilis]

I would use the hose and masturbate with it. Fuck yeah. It would be like a mad blow job.

[101speedable]

Thank you god for gravity!!!

[gizmobuddypriss]

the things we take for granted here on earth!

[Butterfly79797]

When u said that the diapers were more for women. Y are they more for women??

[Anonymouse2193]

@Butterfly79797 Cuz of the periods stuff I think.

[masterchief1425]

Didn`t that guy from "the big bang theory " design this?wolfowitz or something? XD

[ikoronduka]

haha! omg. one might pull a muscle trying to take a shit

[Singinggirl1998]

i need a few minutes of earthlingness to come back to normal...

[KarlangazProductions]

Pooping never was so complicated.

[xXxWeezyFirexXx]

great bcuz everybody wants to look at there anal and align it to the hole in the toilet b4 they have to shit -__- eww..

[IJustOwnz]

awkward*

[IJustOwnz]

akward

[Nueroactive]

Is that a black hole?

[leonardochipy]

now there you cant forget to flush... XP

[5628684874]

666 likes....... he is looking at you when you shit

[5628684874]

666 likes....... he is looking that you when you shit

[hanzithaking]

imagine a astronaut getting his dick stuck in that machine and the calling home "huston we have a problem......."

[Mikeyz94]

man sometimes i just wanna take a shit

[Lizardrocker24]

Adult diaper

Lol I I'll take three

D:)

[marcelkade]

ahh..Houston..I successfully docked with the space station!

[Kaikumach]

Oh that's what the TV's for? O_o

[abt565]

That would suck if i had the shits and i gotta do a billion steps to just to shit lol

[beatlessexy]

I dock DAILY.

[TOILETSMELLER13]

They dont want men docking with the funnel lol

[GrIM99913]

they have to learn how to go to the bathroom again xD

[Molhedim]

After i saw this ....i can say it loud : GRAVITY !! I LOVE YOU !!

[Patchu101]

This just took all the fun out of space travel for me. THERES A FUCKING CHECKLIST TO USE THE SHITTER. At least they included handles for power squeezing. lol

[Cyclonechuah]

so they need to alignment and docking method for pooping. lol

[porichguitar]

hope everything came out alright. nyuk nyuk nyuk

[Googlinq]

Interesting...

[Magicairsoft9]

Docking... HHH :-) 

[maverickdallas100]

Surely beats having turds floating around the spacecraft!

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[MrSlm1982]

NASA has to complicate EVERYTHING

[M1sterHamilton]

wouldn't want to get diarrhea up in space..if liquid and solid goes into two places how does that work?

[t88boost]

dam, wat if these things malfunctioned in space?

[sebastiansz]

LOL at the dramatic music!!!

[Kinglevel]

*like the checklist. "auto on, ok huston, ready to dock"

[SouthernSky]

4 people still wear diapers

[913spiffy]

Mike and Scott attempt to approach this normal, human function situation in a fairly straight forward manner. Which, considering their positions as professionals with the NASA space program, one would expect. Unfortunately, the other half of this group appear to be very unprofessional and, as I have seen in other videos, a seeming them of chauvinism which is markedly disturbing. It begs the question as to what Women maybe tolerating in silence.

[913spiffy]

Mike and Scott attempt to approach this normal, human function situation in a fairly straight forward manner. Which, considering their positions as professionals with the NASA space program, one would expect. Unfortunately, the other half of this group appear to be very unprofessional and, as I have seen in other videos, a seeming them of chauvinism which is markedly disturbing. It begs the question as to what Women maybe tolerating in silence.

[walem14]

lol

[caddog0sugar]

Wha-wha-wait...what are the adhesive bags for???

I'm sorry but this is like really disgusting. How long is a shuttle mission? Like a week? I would hold my poo for a week. I know people who have done it. And I don't get how a girl like myself would pee. Did they say girls use diapers? No wonder there aren't many women astronauts...

I don't mean to sound rude, I love NASA. But I mean, ew.

[tehjai]

@caddog0sugar You use the funnel and hold it against yourself. That was explained.

[apaza61]

4 people have vaginas...

[mephesh]

Push it out, grab it as you pinch it off, put in the bag. Done.

[incridiblemontano]

intereante como son los baños de los astronauts

[miles2057]

fascinating video!

[Chrissofa22]

@steamingpoopfart really...

[grooveclubhouse]

I'd be the guy that poops in the trainer toilet...

[alabader741]

@SugaXcandi i don't get it ? is this an inside joke?

[steamingpoopfart]

cant you just open the window and poop out the window?

[jamesishacker]

Steve Bowen just came to our school on Friday. It was pretty awesome. He showed us a video of STS-132 Launching and it was really good editing in the video. But what made it awesome was the MUSE music :)

Thank you everyone from NASA!

And you Mr. Steve Bowen

[jamesishacker]

Steve Bowen just came to our school on Friday. It was pretty awesome. He showed us a video of STS-132 Launching and it was really good editing in the video. But what made it awesome was the MUSE music :)

Thank you everyone from NASA!

And you Mr. Steve Bowen

[bpeterdude316]

its like when homer Simpson goes to Japan and uses the Japanese toilet :D

[kantastisk]

I wanted to know if anything ever "got away" from one of them. Should make for a nasty surprise.

[arcarulez]

Im sure we can all conclude that bad cases of diarrhea lead to the crewman actually taking off like a rocket and flying around the toilet compartment desperately trying to get a grip from something

[Ratama]

i think we all kniow it is basically an enema plug vaccum

[Frankfurtxxl]

the ultimate way to take a look in a black hole....

and the closest man kind can get to Uranus haha

[nathanwilefrazier]

They should sell those fecal bags on earth. Since no-one would mess with you with one of those on, they'd be great for self-defense too. Total win!!!

[nathanwilefrazier]

@paradiseregain This might be one of the reasons why they test astronaughts' reflexes...

[nathanwilefrazier]

I guess the thigh restraints are there to prevent you from taking off like a rocket

[khoihq]

should they let the Japanese build space potty...would have been epic

[dslcobra]

I WANT TO SHIT OUT THE AIRLOCK.

[Crazee108]

i just realise, out of pure convenience, it's easier to have a male in space than a woman... i mean, what happens when they get their periods? O_O legit question!

[Aurora7N]

@Crazee108 my guess is that they are on something that prevents them from having a period during a mission

[Ghostkiller5555]

"this is the deepest darkest secret about spaceflight" xD

[geomodelrailroader]

Astro_Mike you just had to show us how the toilet works.

[mdr0ck]

This seems like bad design to me - it looks like it's based on a seat - no one sits in space. Seems to me like it should be a vacuum tube with a kind of a V-shaped nozzle that fits between one's cheeks.

[mdr0ck]

This seems like bad design to me - it looks like it's based on a seat - no one sits in space. Seems to me like it should be a vacuum tube with a kind of a V-shaped nozzle that fits between one's cheeks.

[segr3do]

I still have a huge curiosity... Sex in Space...of course, in the name of science.

[BlueSpirals]

@segr3do I will help you conduct your experiment.

[dslcobra]

@segr3do

Sex in space is almost impossible. Your blood pressure is too low to get your dick hard. Friction in space is reduced to the point the woman won't stay wet and on top of that, if you get the bitch pregnant, the children will be SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP since the embryo won't develop properly.

Humans NEED Gravity.

[jukahri]

@dslcobra I'm sorry sir but luckily for astronauts, you don't need gravity to have blood pressure, that's what your heart is for. While it is true that acceleration can cause differences in blood pressure in different parts of our body (as anyone having to endure high gs will tell you), your body functions almost as well on earth as it does in 0g. You can eat, you can drink, you can poo and pee, and you can have sexual intercourses (though you have to make sure you're firmly braced to the walls)

[spo666tty]

Seriously I walked into my bathroom needing a shit and all these guys were there.

[Nomoreidsleft]

Ok, kids. Do you still want to be an astronaut?

[Dangerouselm]

@Nomoreidsleft i want to be an astronaut even more now 

[Nomoreidsleft]

@Dangerouselm Wow, such dedication! You shall surely be rewarded!

[monimstarfox]

oh yeah i met Michael massimino and shook his hand on the intrepid air and space museum he seems to love that place

[zzerrattull]

Bunch of smart people in one Bathroom!!!! nice :D 

[smartdot]

this is what it takes to go where no man has gone before.

[originalrhombus]

@mati123ish Were they ass cameras?

[EndeavourLaunch]

1:57 imagine seeing that flick on between your legs while your taking a shit. I'd be like 'shit, DANGER WILL ROBINSON'

[XACMF]

Checklist?? what about if you are in a hurry! Man!!!

[shubheshsite]

how will u clean it. are we supposed to stand up and clean. ???

[shubheshsite]

I wanna know who has designed this machine, he must have taken this shit very seriously.

[monimstarfox]

@shubheshsite

literally

[cab00se447]

LOL They don't want guys docking with the funnel!

[danyboing1976]

It was invented by Howard Wolowitz!!!

[SportsNutsDeb]

I met Stephen Bowen Today he came to my schoool i wasl ike a 4 year smilnig abot meeting a "space man "

[fransmut]

I asked this question in a Physics class a year ago and the whole class went like, "Say wha???" Lol

Now I know how, so thank you very much!

[singedrac]

If this guy thinks this is the "deepest darkest secret about spaceflight", he should read up on how the Apollo astronauts went to the bathroom. The shuttle toilet is a luxury by comparison.

[simplyguys]

Awesome technique,thanks for this explications.

[humandiseases]

For The Win, astronauts!!! i once dreamed of becoming an astronaut in my childhood :-)

[plutofactory]

all the technical terms like aligning, positioning, funnels... just got me dizzy

[Retcrow]

@icaruspnw Ah, I see :) I always wondered. Makes me think maybe humans are meant to go to space, but then they can't breath & there's no food etc. Don't worry I'll remember and pass on this new & enlightening information - peristalsis!

[MrKnownalias]

Man, they gotta practice docking EVERYTHING!

[jimithingjames]

Space travel just got a little less glamorous.

[jjwaxynow]

A camera in the toilet to check for alignment?? Are you kidding me?Surely that's gotta be NASA's first true footage of a black hole!

[supercooled]

@jjwaxynow I usually don't use this meme but this is pretty appropriate.

LOL

[carondelet11]

NASA, my love for you grows ever stronger.

[aceofspade99]

what about TAKING SHOWER sir??? how do they do that?

[Anonymous5125]

@aceofspade99 For short flights like shuttle missions they usually don't. Spacecraft are very clean, and the lack of gravity puts less stress on your muscles, which means less sweating.

Long-term stays in space, like ISS expeditions, basically have waterless shampoo and something like a hand wipe for the body.

[artgal80]

"In the history of human space flight,

one mystery has always remained........

*dramatic music* THE SPACE POTTY."

[TheMondheim]

cameras in toilets for potty training. this must be why NASA has run out of funding.

[aceofspade99]

@TheMondheim they must be afraid for that the video will be leaked.

[MaluLOVES]

all I can say is, I now have more respect for astronauts...for all the work you have to do just to do ur business :D <3

[SonicRyan]

all that just to pee?

[CROUTONZZ]

You can tell its hard for them not to laugh at parts.

[WickedinsaneJuggalet]

I could think of lot's of funny dirty coments on the astronaut's using the pee hose but i'm sure all of them would be removed. "he he he"

[gwmiv]

"We do not want men docking to the funnel." Hahahahaha!

[elgharrasmarouane]

this is the future

[TheMadnessZombie]

oh god............

[ElderGrogh]

Space Potty Training LOL! Really are we gonna burn tax payer money on this? We are better off trying to inhabit the oceans!

[ChesterTheGm]

Hard work, work!

[MrSenorD]

lol, don't want males to dock

[dnnylee]

Do they bring the waste back to earth, or is the waste put out to space ?

[nathanwilefrazier]

@dnnylee It's sent into a precarious geosynchronous orbit... o.O

[zcxvasdfqwer1234]

so many removed comments

[blueinfinity08]

ur anus in on lock down,

[dishneggo]

My lord...I hope you no one is in a hurry to take a dump!

[FrodoDojo]

For me, they would have to spin the space-craft until I was finished. Needless to say, I will forever be relegated to watching, not flying. That toilet is a bit daunting.

[Hendtrane]

Space Odd-Potty: Ground control to Major Brown...

[lovefishn]

This really is interesting. It does everything but decommission and salute it on the way out. I can imagine what it's like in space and how this makes things a bit easier. Great Job!!! : ) Thanks for the video.

[C3POROBOT1]

Because is space, nobody can hear you poo.

[creeper2312]

So you have to look at your anus???

[davolente]

The view from the camera is, of course, a close-up of the planet Uranus.

[eddyskatessd]

@davolente haha thats true

[nutsbutdum]

So, one has to be on the toilet like 4 hours before he\she feels the urge!

[Dpesh7]

umm eww?

[stegre]

Thank you for this video.

[pitbul1990]

this is kinda bad if ur in a hurry to use the toilet :))

[2cool0]

what if they wanna go #1 and they are a women?

[ebgrisi]

@2cool0 He said in 4:44! Women pee using one of the 3 funnels, according to your "anatomy" a.k.a. pussy. You have to press it against the "anatomy" and it has the "vents" wich are little holes on the side, so it doesn't suck you through the toilet thing, and to pull some air with the pee into the machine, since its based on air sucking! Check them out trying to hold the laugh when it comes to that part, it's funny as hell!

[FrumpyShakes]

Taking a dump in space ain't rocket science, but it'll help if you got a PHd in it. Seriously, that's alot of procedures just to go to the bathroom.

[knutteknuten]

That's how it goes when you assign an engineer to design a toilet.

[hipp6y]

as curious as i am about science, i did not want to know this

[cjisavailable]

i am not a perv, but i actually want to see this machine at work....i have never known that taking a dump could be so interesting... i would defntly would want to try this...

[steven1guerin]

makes me not want to be an astronaut

[NWReviews]

No docking men!

[flamemorx]

@NWReviews dammmmm

[taliewacker2007]

what if you have diarrhea or gotta throw up?

[eLLriDe420]

@taliewacker2007 they dont throw up or have diarrhea. they are all healthy befor their flight, and mantain this the whole time.

[TicklesMeSillyYou]

wow, taking a dump in space isn't easy lol.

[LuniaVideo]

I wanna become an astronaut just so I can pee and poop like this. ^_^

[raazstone]

that potty looks like Stephen Hawking's robotic chair!

[gats28akohehehe]

State of the art NASA innovated Diapers is what I'll suggest!

[EyeHi]

TRAINING IN PROGRESS

LOLOLOL

[jermschmitt]

Your tax dollars hard at work.  :)

[Hemulen40]

DONCHA PEE ON DA FLOOR , DUDE !

[rawgue]

something simpler is possible

[adeeply]

worse possible scenario on a space shuttle "damn damn damn i need to go i need to go!"

[philly1537]

what about floaters and squirters

[wasantube]

alignment LOL

[violimo]

Didn't Wallowitz from Big Bang Theory invent this?