Hank Plays Assassin's Creed ReVLOGations #32 - CHASEY

[oOxXTootsieXxOo]

at 6:57 katherine sounds like shes talking to someone giving birth

[indyana02]

oh my landry!!! ahahahaglhdvlj vl!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[TheAlana173]

'i saw a chest and i got excited. as chests often do to me' LOL!! :D LURVE HANK!!!

[tbarrgoose]

By the way Datsuns are Japanese.

[tahnolikessharing]

5:05 - 6:00 it sounds like they're having sex. haha, nerd sex.

[Vardagaladhiel]

Why did they have to make the scenery in these timed chase missions so pretty!?! I'd be completely distracted if it was me playing!

[theglitchmodulator]

Seriously? I have to stop playing until you post another video now.

[avenger2660]

You should renovate buildings so you get more money, I make 22,000 every 20 minutes and don't even have them all, at 300,000 I don't even check my banks anymore haha

[4LackOfaBetterNam3]

@avenger2660 and what do you do with that money?

[TheWoozyFloozy]

@LordNubble There was a technical problem so there won't be any SMB until they get back home iirc.

[benpat100]

Lul! there is one templar who watches this series!

[LordNubble]

MORE SUPER MARIO BROS WII!!!!!!

[jmovlogs]

I like how the templar were going to try to get to the key by blowing up the door, but Ezio just presses a button and the door falls away.

[UrbanAdvancement]

i bought this game a few weeks ago after i saw the first hank games, after exams etc i had time to play abit but didnt watch the videos incase they ruined the story, i checked back and was delighted to see im ahead of the videos :D

[lawnmowerdude]

Hank how the hell do you find the time to make all these awesome videos and everything else you do? Do you sleep?

[ObesityMcNoble]

"Surprise waterfall is surprising!" Oh Hank, you're such an internet nerd! :D

[MomSaysImCool]

"I saw this chest and I got really exited." Well that was a good start.

[CZMJ]

Please can you play minecraft? There's a great Nerdfighters server!

[ittehbittehkitteh3]

oh my god this part took me forever to get past!

[fuschiaforever4]

These videos are so much better than anything on television.

[HeBreaksLate]

"Surprise waterfall!" best line ever

[therealEmpyre]

In case somebody else hasn't already answered, Datsun changed their name to Nissan back in the 80s. Now, back to the video...

[IamJewlySandwich]

This is like a movie, its perfect

[FlipFlyFall]

sooo...where was the bricked up door that was supposed to be blown up with the gun powder? 'cause that door did not look very bricked up to me - or at least I do not believe you would need to bring gun powder to open it. Your hand will do just fine.

[Likeflames]

Another action-packed episode in the saga of Hank "50% Synch" Green.

[minhanz]

Hank(to Ezio): Yeah use your "thing!"

Me(to self): Penis?

[gotja]

Hank-I try to avoid killing if they didn't do anything (mentality)

Katherine - "kill them"

[jobriq5]

I don't understand why the guards attempt to grab ezio instead of stabbing him...

[jobriq5]

Why did Ezio shoot that guy at 2:15 and then he was all like damn!..... did he think he wouldn't be noticed?...

[magu12]

@jobriq5 No, he was aiming at the gunpowder. If he had hit the gunpowder, all the guys would've died in the blast, much much easier for him.

[jobriq5]

@magu12 ohhhhh that makes so much sense lol, but unfortunately for him the stupid guard moved his head in the way

[Piiiglett]

I love the music in this part. Just fantastic.

[TheCoockieMonster19]

what happened to Hank and Katherine play super mario brothers wii ?

[TerraRandomness]

@TheCoockieMonster19 something happened to all of the recordings, so they can't start posting them again until they get home. :(

[MusiqueLeTeddyZ]

"I got excited as soon as I saw this chest, as chests often do to me." -Hank at the very beginning of the video. Listen to it without watching screen...I'm very dirty minded HAHAHA Someone just stop me :P

[372monkey]

Abandon all the Ships!!!!

[aeternitii]

eziOOOHHHHSHOOT

[roguestake]

I love your BRACK references! When you said "I like to climb on things" I was like all "Can I have a banana?"

[jobriq5]

@roguestake Are you sure he was referencing something?.... cuz this game does involve a bit of climbing....

[TheGuardianofAzarath]

I lost count of how many times I fell in the water during this mission. But still, hearing you guys get worked up really made me smile :)

[natesimp42]

JOHN AND HAND ARE DOING AN AUAA (Ask Us Almost Anything) ON REDDIT!!!

GO GO GO GO GO!

[ellces]

katherine gets so worked up. i love it!!!

[theatrebabe13]

Hank, you got a thing!

[akidforever92]

Datsun was a branch of Nissan

[kaitiekazooswitchero]

I loved Katherine's encouragement while you were chasing the Templars. XD

[crazyboyjamesrogers]

where da Mario at?

[SkullJokeBrook]

@crazyboyjamesrogers They had a problem with the files on their computer so there won't be any mario bros. until they get home from the tour de Nerdfighting.

[AlmostRelly]

Oh man, I thought you might actually get full sync this time! :P

[tigerlili242]

"I saw this chest and I got really excited."

*The Katherine giggles

"...As chests often do to me."

DAMMIT MIND, GET OUTTA THE GUTTER

[msmover9000]

Katherine please look up the difference between free running and what ezio is doing

[GeekyGreek91]

okay now, Hank/Gollum, it's okay

[liveforlaughsx]

@GeekyGreek91 I'm pretty sure that was more Strong Mad than Gollum.

[WambliPeta]

LOL Loved the "TheTubes, She's a Beauty" reference x-D Btw I haven't seen a Datsun is years hank ;-p

[JSMemoir]

YES! THE top two comments are RELATED!

[justmerozzie]

learning what to do in this game by watching hank fail

[Actur86]

Datsun became Nissan.

[cathrynluvswovles]

My laptop roe as the people said 'He's there!' - I took the writing at the bottom of the screen as 'Hi there!' :')

[TheRedSkylark]

Datsun is now Nissan Hank. :P

[303archangel]

"I saw a chest and it made me excited, as chests often do" oh hank and your innuendo

[nstor361]

You act like this is the first time you've ever seen a chest. Get it?

[Walkonby19]

awesome!

[SpecialQue85]

After this is over Ezio is gonna have so many hours of AOL internet

[lolgirl607]

possibly one of the most stressful episodes of assassin's creed. That was just...dayum. Lots of jumping into darkness, lots of near misses, just wow.

[ArgyllSnuzzle]

where does hankgames fall under copyright law is it a derivative content? would this be affected if SOPA becomes law?

[musicinmevain]

@ArgyllSnuzzle Hankgames doesn't fall under any copiright laws breach, if it would ubisoft, nintendo and such could tell youtube to take away the videos. If SOPA was inplace instead of asking youtube to take the videos off, they would ask the government to take youtube off. That's the denger with SOPA

[J4KETS]

I'm fucking tired of these Liam fucking Neeson adverts FUCK.

[BenBlatcher]

@J4KETS Download firefox or chrome, get the adblock adon. Blocks all ads + youtube ads.

[Andy49man49]

OMG i was so surprised from the waterfall!

[BlackCat3331]

please play Lego Harry Potter years 5-7

[memyselfiamweird]

That was pretty epic. Wheee~

[kazooga1234]

this is a super ha bisky game time and i cant wait for more

[Wolflover16DFTBA]

Surprise waterfall is surprising!

[SulisFidelis]

04:36 Hank turns into Gollum

[laughalltheway1]

omg the advertisement right before this was for gum and it said 'spit it out, or the yeti will find you' and i was like, Sarah?

[alistairjohnskea10]

Aye Datsun became part of Nissan when they acquired DAT Motorcars.t

[MM67productions]

whats hanks GT?!?!!?/

[Bobo4lyf]

OH MY LABIAAAA. I heard that hank :D

[03wrigc]

@Bobo4lyf waaa? when was that?!!!

[Bobo4lyf]

@03wrigc At 4:30 he says "Oh my labiaaaaaa"

You're welcome :D

[03wrigc]

@Bobo4lyf oh dear XD Thankyou!

[Eodred]

surprise waterfall WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOO

[backupboy12]

Datson became Nissan, or so Top Gear has led me to believe 

[skittles1800]

So epic.

[LosDTenaces]

Datson is now NIssan

[jamesinburiton]

under 300 ftw

[gallifrey27]

Hank and Katherine should play Lego Harry Potter years 5 - 7.

[Shellewell]

@gallifrey27 They probably will sometime soon but too busy right now with Tour de Nerdfighting

[YouGottaBeJokingz]

@Shellewell AND MARIO

[kazooga1234]

@gallifrey27 is that even out

[RatsRule]

@gallifrey27 I know. I have wanted them to for months.

[LunarVlog]

@gallifrey27 They own it. They either played it already without recording it, recorded it but are waiting to upload it, or will play and record eventually.

[TheLionTalk]

Datson was a cover name for a Japanese car maker or something like that I remember hearing about it in a documentary, don't quote me.

[thisisharlie]

I've been watching Hank Plays Assassin's Creed Brotherhood 2.0 all day so now this doesn't make sense :D

[leandermol]

Anyone else think that this guard sounded a lot like Sibrand from the first game?

[wheels85]

Yeah that one tiny little hit from a sword caused you to not get full synch. That shouldn't have happened. That's an armor fail. That's unfortunate.

[FantasticBrina]

Why does anyone run like a crazy? These are the deep questions with which Hank makes us contemplate the world.

[dogsgonewild167]

One of the best ones Hank! PS thanks for signing my poster ^_^

[justsoDEBonair]

@oxlauramxo yeah I'm alright now ^_^

[emmaandthebabes]

"I saw a chest and I got very excited" yes, I expect you do get very excited when you see chests. Especially women's chests.

[ClaireLaBear11]

@emmaandthebabes When he said that I immediately thought that. Then I was like "my mind is so dirty"

[wheels85]

WOOHOO! Who needs sleep?

[Keysora]

I think it is Ezio that Sofia loves. :)

[ClaireLaBear11]

@Keysora You don't say? ahahah

[justsoDEBonair]

I'm having an asthma attack. I should really attend to that... But then I saw this and yeah...

[oxlauramxo]

@justsoDEBonair Hope you're okay! :D

[upjuliaup]

Whoo!

[Happyatnothing]

third?



[tttt637]

Second?

[TheProjectpenpal]

oh man first comment, so much power. You should get the white altair dye for your armour.