Bo Burnham- H-O-A-R (with lyrics)

[SuperSpensir]

i wonder if he knows if he spelled whore wrong

[stcshannah1234]

can someone tell me what that speech bubble says?

[drzfynest65]

@stcshannah1234 Not completely sure, but from that angle it looks like it says "Can you please use that in a sentence?"

[IceMetalPunk]

I love the satire, but can you name one woman who doesn't think Bo "might as well go inside [her]"?

[povavato]

dignity is overrated, self-respect's a fad. amen to that hahaha xD

[TwoSizesTwoSmall]

I had this song in my head for a week because it was a vocabulary term in my English class. Apparently, its a shakespeare insult for someone with grey hair... 

[IceMetalPunk]

@TwoSizesTwoSmall Yep. Hoary is a word.

[xiLoVeMuSiCxxx]

i would like to dedicate this next song to all the lads in my school!

[bellotaguerrero]

His piano here is AMAZING.

[xAshleeKristine]

my best friend that's a guy just linked this to me. my name's ashlee.

._________.

[TakesofLife]

@xAshleeKristine that means you have a friend that's a total H-O-A-R. introduce me =P

[xAshleeKristine]

@TakesofLife i think i'm the whore. xD

[TakesofLife]

@xAshleeKristine well then hey, I'm Takes. It's not my real name, but internet Aliases are all the rage these days. I'm a sexy beast of a man-whore. How you doing? =P

[xAshleeKristine]

@TakesofLife loooolwut.

[TakesofLife]

@xAshleeKristine yep, that's reaction I was going for  ;P

[0101kitkat]

dude this song is so funny hah i have a friend whos a whore i can realate to to this ;)

[bellotaguerrero]

God I love him...

[bubblewrapchapstick]

Ha, "so does my crotch". I Love this song. <3

[PrinceCode4747]

@123longlive actually bo went to an all boys school so for four years he had almost no social interaction with girls

[AdrianMun98]

i love his shirt at 1:03

[denisewallace3232]

29 people can't spell whore and have loose crotchs

[geetarninja10]

I don't laugh at this. This is all completely true:)

[ashleyyybuggg123]

Heehee! My name is Ashley and the part where it says " Everybody thinks Ashley's my best friends well that bitch is a whore" is totally my ringtone! ;D <3

[lennymuckle]

Damnnn that's the most visceral one I've heard yet!

[RabiesLover321]

Bo is the shit yo

[SarahxRosee]

Please marry me.

[cdsa1234]

2 songs named HOAR

Hell

Of

A

Ride?

[lynbo18]

29 people are hoars.

[Hottielovesyou910]

Lmao. My "Bestfriends" Name Is Ashlee! :D

[KingTekins]

@Hottielovesyou910 Well that bitch is a hoar! (with a capital H)

[Hottielovesyou910]

@KingTekins Yes She is Lmao

[realthings100]

is this just my computer or is this crackleling?

[NinthWonder516]

bet you this has to be about people in his school

[123longlive]

@NinthWonder516 it has to be! have you listened to "We think we know you"? so deep, and it's def about his high school

[AntiCyberGreenBunny]

@123longlive Or "Nerds"

[iliveonthelake]

@NinthWonder516 Didn't he go to an all boys Catholic high school?

[fightingfan21]

@iliveonthelake yes, st johns prep in danvers, ma

[KidsNeverGoInLove]

my sister <3 thats what this song is about , and my dads girlfriend (:

[PkinRsCx]

Ae Ashleigh Is A Freaking Slut

[behaggert]

@HeviMetalTitan I'm pretty sure it's King Midas not kind tidus

[ledfan348]

like if you know some hoars

[GodisTruthseekTruth]

You were made for more.

[77codster]

i would like to see a picture of this ashley

[TheSternSteven]

@77codster 2:23

[ShowWithoutPainXD]

my name is ashley :/ hahahahahahhaa

[bj3834]

does anyone know the chords to this song?

[shortchic95]

"I'm hitting the gym and in a few years I'll be hitting my wife" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHA

[iamninjattack]

in ireland thats kinda how we spell whore...

[Eyulfable]

@iamninjattack In Soviet Russia, that's how whore spells you.

[Chris1178R]

ITS BO YO. YOU GO BRO! =)

[ScreamingMallonee]

No way! So does my crotch! <3

[koolaidmanguy1]

did nebody else notice the pic of bo in his underpants at the end or begining



[garnetandgolden]

Only he can sing a duet with himself lol

[MessinWithMinecraft]

27 people are whores



[ngolemi]

spot a cotton tampon string! OMG he never hesitates to go there....hilarious

[JtotheEtotheEM]

hey does anyone know how to play this? chords?

[bridgget522]

@JtotheEtotheEM the same four..lolll

[bsauter97]

@1223Melo how the fuck is that bad grammer??

[iMk21]

Poor Bo, trying to sing a guy's part and a girl's part at the same time.

[ahauntedtrainman]

@iMk21

Your post in haiku form.

Poor Bo, trying to

sing a guys part and a girl's

part at the same time.

[iMk21]

@ahauntedtrainman Wow. epic. :)

[Vanguard2780]

My bad, grabbed the wrong name: @F45B: eat a fat one. I got one if u can't find one in your pants buddy.

[Vanguard2780]

@1223Melo Hey buddy I can surely appreciate the whole "being the grammar police" thing cuz I'm that A-hole on Facebook to my friends. However I flex a whole lot because the American English language is a constantly evolving entity, totally separate from your archaic English. If you're writing a rap and you have to modify(Or midify, respect it bitch) words to make better sounds then do it. If you think you look smart by correcting a smarter person than you failed epically.He's 20 how old are u?

[KelsieLeighLantz]

My best friend's name is Ashley.....that bitch is a hoar :3

[wildswampdawg]

25 people are mad because Bo wrote this song about them. :3 <3

[kitty336699able]

my name is ashley and i ain't a whore

[rootbeer9000]

ugh idiots, no1 is commenting that he spelled whore wrong, its irony WE ALL KNOW THAT you don't need to reiterate it over and over again

[MrIesuGrist]

@rootbeer9000 he posted that comment 9 months ago.

[smiletrishalovesyou]

NO WAY! SO DOES MY CROTCH

[beautifulsin4ever]

Lmao (:

[bekahc2]

LOL Too fucking awesome for words XD

[pacmankid100]

20 people caught something from that "game of baseball"

[iwebber88]

Lol, "who needs feminism with an ass like this."

Wow. Best line ever.

[bluestar8203]

verry good bo burnham may i call yo bo yo the great ;)

[jeimy98]

that last picture was funny

[clownpsychotik]

i dont see why theres a dislike button, if u dont like the video dont watch it idiots if u have a problem with me then well thats you for letting other people that you dont know control your feelings u codependent lonely bastards lol and also i dont care if i spelled it wrong i was typing fast

[F45B]

Anyone who thinks he spelled whore wrong on accident is an idiot. He is easily at least three times smarter than you.

[1223Melo]

@F45B Work on your grammar.

[F45B]

@1223Melo There is nothing with that other than the fact that I didn't use a comma or semi-colon, so get the stick out of your ass.

[1223Melo]

@F45B Are you a fucking moron? Yes. You said "on accident".

[F45B]

@1223Melo ...What the fuck are you talking about? I said "Anyone who thinks he spelled whore wrong on accident is an idiot." That sentence implies that he spelled it H O A R on purpose to emphasize the point of the song, and people who don't understand that are thick. What the fuck is wrong with that? Nothing!

[1223Melo]

@F45B I'm talking about your GRAMMAR. "on accident" is WRONG.

[F45B]

@1223Melo I UNDERSTAND YOU MEAN GRAMMAR. I CAN READ. How is "on accident" incorrect grammar? I've had English teachers use the phrase "on accident".

[1223Melo]

@F45B Well I'm not sure if you can read. I asked my teacher and he said that was incorrect. This is a stupid conversation.

[8BitStranger]

@1223Melo If you're going to be a nitpicking bass-turd, then I shall be one too. You said (or rather, typed) "I'm talking about your GRAMMAR. 'on accident' is WRONG." Since your first sentence was over after the word "grammar", you should've capitalized the next sentence, regardless of whether or not the first word of the second sentence was inside of quotation marks. Also, when you typed "Well I'm not sure if you can read", you should've put a comma after the word "well".

[1223Melo]

@8BitStranger Thanks.

[1223Melo]

@8BitStranger Faggot-flop.

[8BitStranger]

@1223Melo I think that is a sentence fragment. Also, it make no sense.

[1223Melo]

@8BitStranger Well, looks like you just made an error too.

[8BitStranger]

@1223Melo  Please elaborate.

[1223Melo]

@8BitStranger "it make no sense."

[camgd500]

@1223Melo omg no one gives a flying fuck about your god damn english lectures its youtube and no one cares.

[1223Melo]

@camgd500 No one gives 3 shits about your stupid commentary.

[1223Melo]

@camgd500 Just kidding, sorry, that was mean.

[mikeaprice09]

Well I'm the guy for that high school girl

Yeah partying is my life

In a few hours I'll be hitting the gym

And in a few years I'll be hittin' my wife

Funniest lines in the song probsssssssss..........

[xxSinisterxSarahxx]

New all time favorite song.

[ScreamoBaptism]

This song is really funny, and the piano work is my favorite of all his songs.

[rockerklaq93]

lmfao this guy is a goddamn genius just look at all his songs! X)

if anyone is offended by him 1st of all- suck my ass thru a straw and lighten up 2nd- ur probly sum ignorant stiff, a religious bastard, or ur just plain too stupid to understand his jokes.... so yeah bottom line Bo FTW!

[kylethenerd]

@rockerklaq93 yeaa man

[maddiieeelevvv]

@kylethenerd yep

[goodiegoodie94]

@rockerklaq93 i think you me bo fo sho

[terrypercy]

@rockerklaq93 I love his songs, but if you really want me to suck your ass through a straw, lemme know. lloL>!

[residentuvDOOM]

@rockerklaq93

I'll gladly suck your ass through a straw and I'll still love this :3 joking

[TheHazecat]

@rockerklaq93 Dude i'm religious and i find him fuckin hilarious, hahaha he's brilliant xD prolly the best thing on youtube :P

[Letatax]

@rockerklaq93 Bo's one of my favorite comedians, still, your comment is as stupid as you accuse Bo's critics of being. Don't you think it's brash to generalize people as stupid, bastards or stiff just because they don't share your opinion on humor? I know I'm not resolving anything by replying to you. but who knows maybe next time you're about to repeat this on another video you'll think of this comment and, well not repeat this or you're going to tell me to stick said straw up my ass...oh well

[JACKELK1LLER]

@rockerklaq93 speak it bro fuck everone that hates him he is the fucking bomb

[HeviMetalTitan]

@rockerklaq93 haha i like how in his song "words words words" pretty much nobody gets the reference to hamlet and oedipus

[TheChillReeferMan]

@HeviMetalTitan I can understand not know about oedipus.. but how do you not know about hamlet. lol

[HeviMetalTitan]

@TheChillReeferMan true. you hear about hamlet all the time but as for oedipus not so much but his reference was hilarious XD

[TheChillReeferMan]

@HeviMetalTitan hahaha I know, i love bo burnham :D he's so clever

[HeviMetalTitan]

@TheChillReeferMan yeah lol. could you imagine meeting him at a random McDonalds? thatd be awesome

[HeviMetalTitan]

@TheChillReeferMan yeah lol. could you imagine meeting him at a random McDonalds? thatd be awesome. also, i watched words, words, words again and he makes a reference thats pretty good towards kind tidus, that king that asked god for the power to turn everything he touched into gold. i love this guy :D

[austinz1234]

lol love the sucks to be me t-shirt

[ThatSubscribingGuy]

Imagine if some girl in high school found this by mispelling whore in YouTube search... that'd be sad...

[timbermullins77]

@ThatSubscribingGuy more like hilarious XD

[BeschwibsterAffe]

cute song .

[Zarrem7490]

im like a game of baseball ther is something you might catch lol ftw!

[wootwoot5454]

Does he mean hitting like punching or hitting like sex?

[nickphillipscomedy]

@wootwoot5454 punching. saying that the typical guy like that in highschool will grow up to beat his wife.

[nickphillipscomedy]

@wootwoot5454 punching. saying that the typical guy like that in highschool will grow up to beat his wife.

[SkyHyghProductions]

every high school has one a HOAR

[onlineiseasy]

He sends a good message through a dirty song.

lol only Bo could.

[GINASFSduh8810]

someone said this is my theme song....well thanks ): asshole. hahhaa. the song is actually pretty good. but not what i want as my theme song. hhahhha. :DD

[rrpauldoran]

"And in a few years I'll be hittin' my wife" best part hahahaha

[KazzyEss2k9]

Bad choice of pics I mean wats with the blue suit he's still funny. :)

[crazyfan110]

the best one i've heard of his

[Amhxx33]

i love this song(= One day i'll be mrs.burnham (=

[SynBelask]

ummm......wow?

[Daytonator3]

Oh man.. Retards. He Spelled it H O A R purposely. To show the girl was stupid. Good job, i'm proud of you all.

[thisismeXonline]

@Daytonator3: no, that's how you spell hoar.

[mc23talbot1]

@Daytonator3 no he didnt.. he spelt it like that because its internet slang

e.g moar = more

[ChewyBoneProductions]

@Daytonator3 Yea you're right because it's from first person of view.

[dinosrawring]

@Daytonator3 it also means getting old or grey and moldy. haha. Bo is just a fuckin' genius.

[feldevourer]

@Daytonator3 Fucking finally somebody understands.

[iamluke420]

is there a difference between Whore and Hoar?

[funluvin567]

no i think he's just making fun of stupid girls spelling whore wrong

[ThatSubscribingGuy]

@iamluke420 Not if you are one.

[chelseyrenee16]

I think I know the whore's name----Monika----hahahah this song is soo funny I love it!

[DKcomies]

no the whores name is ashley

[wangie19]

Gahaha Love it describes my friends!

[lila21211]

man... I know some kids at my school who are actually like this... that's sad.

[jeremiieatscereal]

FUCKIN DUH!

[rkozy14]

where is this song from? whered you find it?

[happewolf]

iTunes

[ashleymuffincakes]

my best friends favourite song lmfao <3 :)

[ctxnjxdsxluv]

haha mine too

[4everpureblood]

everybody thinks ashley is my best friend,

well that bitch is a whore

bestline,right there

[MackenzieSutherland]

In a few hours I'll be hitting the gym

And in a few years I'll be hittin' my wife

defs this one is boorah.

[winbiewar]

i agree

[lovelylilD]

i don't know if someone already told u, but u should right a twisted version of high school musical!

[rorschach510]

@lovelylilD he is judd aptaw (he did knocked up 40 year old version and funny people) is making a movie about high school and bo burnham is righting him a music

[ofsoundandfury]

writing

[rorschach510]

@lovelylilD a musical not a music

[ZombieSlaver]

@lovelylilD He's been doing just that for a while now. It'll be a movie eventually.

[chickenwang4eva]

no way, so does my crotch hahah

[PoetryLives]

I was listening to this when I found out my grandfather has leukemia.

This song is so important to me now.

[WatchfulEy3z]

i honestly don't know what to think. like, it's sweet (?) but it is like.........sad....and entertaining. all at the same time!!!

[ZombieSlaver]

@PoetryLives ...what? XDDDD

[0lecm0g]

Just a note... If there was someone in your mind listening to this song... they're a H-O-A-R!

[DKcomies]

i kno....and the girl i wuz thinking of her name wuz acualy ashley

[buffytheslayer4ever]

love it! so much

[stoplightt]

LOL i love bo burnham !

[Boroviac]

hihi

[majicman10211]

I thought I had heard them all. I even saw him live in Pittsburgh. I guess I was mistaken. This is of course hilarious though.

[Reiken37]

"Everybody thinks that Ashleys' my best friend, well that bitch is a whore. HHHOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAR."

[nlachner]

"Cause if beauty's on the inside

You might as well go inside me"

Best Bo line ever!

[DANCINGBANANA987]

correction best ever lmaooo.

[JackandPetey]

I think hes done a lot fuinnier. I'd not heard this before today and I was sat there drinking. And when he said that about beating his wife I laughed so much coke came out my nose!

[ibrokeawindow]

Has Anyone Else Noticed That When He Says "Ignorence Is Bliss" He Sounds Like The Guy From Creed?

...Really Starting To Bug Me :P

[envoy3]

didnt notice it tell you brought it up.. I see what you mean..but it has the burnham edge to it.

[drzfynest65]

"Well I'm like a game of baseball, cause there's something you might catch..."

hahahaha

wait sorry...STDs aren't funny o_o

[XoieBoie]

mine are lol

[mastodonowns69]

yes they are

[DannyCoolJ]

@drzfynest65 STIs are tho

[maddiieeelevvv]

@drzfynest65 when bo sings about them... yes they are