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  • IT DOESNT MATTER. DRIVING IS ILLEGAL.

  • know anyone the title of the song at 0:29

  • billym.exe has stopped working

  • I have to shit! *shits self*

  • be sorry not safe

  • @TheThat1channel I made a mistake. The song is by DMX featuring Swizz Beatz. Not Mac Miller.

  • "using a cell phone and shit isn't safe and in some states it's even illegal" :D :D :D god i'm feelin like I'm wasted :D :D

  • 1:01 billymays.troll has stopppppppppppppp-ped working

  • "it doesnt matter. driving is illegal."

  • You shitten me?

  • I gotta shit

  • "Driving IS Illegal!"

    MY SIDES!!! xD

  • Hi Billy it Carla-

    IT DOESNT MATTER!!

  • If the station is supposed to be 88.10 why did he set it for something else? XD

  • lmao ) 0:56 tiger woods

  • 1:00 LMFAO 😂

  • driving is illegal! wow,i didin't know that

  • You could pay up to 100 dollars on a complicated bluetooth system, but call now and get the hands free portable jupiter jack system for just 100 dollars!

  • OMG, ITS THE "BARBUDO CHUPACONCHA QUE APARECE EN LA TELEVISION" :O

  • Billy Mays is a thug. "Crazy Mays".

  • IT DOESNT MATTER!

    like a boss

  • So Funny I Cant Breathe xD

  • OMG Like This Is So FUNNY! I CANT STOP LAUGHTING Ha!

  • lol

  • driving is illegal lol

  • Poor Billy had his silver van turned into a maroon Cadillac.

  • Someone stole your video:

    /watch?v=0w-Ybqj6rcQ

  • I don't feel safer because I have to hold my phone while I drive. Billy: It doesn't matter! Driving is illegal.

  • 1:29

    "Driving Is Illegal" -LOL

  • Hi billy its carla-

    It Doesnt Matter!!!

  • Well, I guess pretty much everyone is breaking the law unknowingly if driving is illegal.

  • So do the right thing, be sorry but not safe and get 10 Jupiter Jacks! I'm gonna drive! *Billy Mays Like a Gangster*

  • Hi billy its-

    IT DOESNT MATTER!

  • 1:09 Extreme Karaoke

  • i am the 323 th comment

  • IT DOESN'T MATTER

    DRIVING IS ILLEGAL

  • Well I didn't know that it was by DMX featuring Swizz Beatz, but thanks for the tip, gedaman.

  • even works from heaven!

  • @BlueAndGrayMC then how come Billy still drives if driving is illegal?

  • Flipping Asshole!

  • I have to shit

    PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

  • LOL THIS IS AMAIZING

  • 1. He says 88.7 when it reads 88.9, this came partially pre-pooped!

    2. 88.7 FM just so happens to be an alternative rock radio station in Detroit.

  • Why would Billy Mays say that driving is illegal?

  • That song is Get it on the floor by Mac Miller, TheThat1channel.

  • @mariosoniceveryday You know it's DMX featuring Swizz Beatz.

  • Its funny how he said "In my car the Jupiter Jack sucks."

  • Hi it's billy.....Hi Billy Mays Here ! .....

    -hang up dial tone-

    FLIPPIN' ASS HOLE

  • what song was that?

  • "You could spend up to a hundred dollars on a complicated Bluetooth system, but call now, and get the hands-free portable Jupiter Jack system for just a hundred dollars!" Wow, how could I ever turn down such a bargain?!

  • "Hi Billy. It's Carla."..."It doesn't matter." *hangs up*. Bitch probably wanted to take him on Maury for a paternity test. LMFAO!

  • i put on cc and it said "The most indian hands free device

  • "88.7' fm while it says 88.9 lol

  • U have 2 pay $100 for a Bluetooth System. Rite Now, U can get the Jupiter Jack 4 only $100

  • I've never seen Billy this way lmfao!

    Hahaha "It doesn't matter, driving is illegal." WTF?! ROFL!!!

  • LOL!! "be sorry but not safe" lol

  • ROFL..."Hi, it's Billy" translates to 'Hyatt Spelling' when transcribe audio is on

  • Billy drives like me in GTA.

  • i died at 0:58

    

  • 88.7 FM Is a Rock/Rap station

  • It's illegal, LELELELELELELE. XD haha

  • Billy: I need to shit!

    *BBLLAARRPP*

  • turn on transcriber hilarious

  • If drivings illegal then about 3/4 of the world should be in jail

  • oh well any ways i dont drive i walk i hate cars

  • lmao i just saw those things at the dollar tree yesterday

  • Billy the commercial gangster

  • He says 88.7 but on the display it says 88.9 LMAO!!!!!!

  • my side hurts

  • "but i'm still not done." "I'm done"

  • @SonicSkaterScott i was going to put that p.s. lol

  • Driving is illegal? Hmm were all criminals.

  • FLIPPING ASSHOLE!

  • 1:01 Epic Win

  • Man, Billy Mays would have been a

    Good daredevil driver just look at him drive

  • Gotta be one of the best ytp I've ever seen thank you

  • *phone rings* hi its billy. hi billy mays here! *caller hangs up* YOU SHITTIN ME? *hangs up* In my car, the jupiter jack sux! I need to shit! *shits* * car loses control* using your phone and shit is insane, and in some states, its even illegal.

    lol

  • new form of distracted driving: shitting and driving

  • i legit cried laughing, great stuff bro

  • 0:47 in my car, the jupiter jack SUCKS!

  • best YTP i ever watched. best 2 min and 7 sec of my life

  • ROFL ROFL!!!!

  • "in my car, the jupiter jack sucks. i need to SHIT!" XD

  • what did he say at 1:36? did he say "sucky asshole!"?

  • @MultiChidoriRasengan he says "fuck you asshole"

  • I didnt know bill mays jam to some rap music inside his car.

  • cool

  • What is that song, I can use it for my ytps

  • @joseakadaman

    The song is Get It On The Floor by DMX

  • ROTFL!!!

  • But I'm Still not done!.....I'm done!

  • And I'm not done yet!

    I'm done.

    Lol

  • @feedbackissue106 that would be nice, but we call it hanging up haha

  • lmao phone ringing then he says its Billy.... , Billy Mayes here.... boom disconnected hahaha F a..hole lol nice editting haha

  • Lol Today I'm sick so I was laughing and my dad said Alexa y r u crying

  • Taod

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  • lol at 1:00

  • lolol!

  • I need to shit lol

  • "Driving is illegal." lol

  • This is one of my favorite Billy Mays poops of all time.

  • I NEED TO SHIT..oh man I fucking died when he said that

  • IT DOESN'T MATTER, DRIVING IS ILLEGAL.

    HI BILLY IT'S CARLA. IT DOESN'T MATTER

  • ILLEGAL --IL-I-L-I-L-I-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI-­I--I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-LEAGAL

  • In my car, the jupiter jack SUCKS

  • r u shittin me.i lol everytime i hear that

  • But I'm still not done.

    I'm done. LOL

  • What's the song when having road rage?

  • Lol this cheered me up

  • "I don't feel safer because I have to hold my phone while I drive"

    "It doesn't matter, driving is illegal anyway"

    Made my week

  • Hi its carla

    IT DOESNT MATTER!!!

    XD

  • Jupiter Jackass

  • Lol stupid driving at 1:04

  • Wait Im not Done...I'm Done

  • Sorry if I flagged it Im on my IPHONE And Comment And Flag Are Next to each other

  • that was awesome.

  • which states is it illegal to shit in? cuz i might be breakin the law

  • Carla made 16 accounts and disliked this video :D

  • EIGHT EIGHT POINT SEVEN! 88.9

  • it doesnt matter fk you ass hole lol

  • for just a hundred dollars! xD

  • get 10 jupiter jacks hahah!

    

  • i couldnt stop laughing at the part when he is in the car and nobody answers lol!!!!!!

  • But im still not done.... I'm done

    Be sorry, not safe

    xD

  • Nice editing so clean

  • THIS IS MY FAV YTP EVER!!!!!

  • DRIIIIIIING

    hi its billy

    ...

    billy mays here

    ...

    u shittin me?

    *turns off phone*

    in my car,my jupiter jacks sucks

  • AHAHAH

  • But i'm still not done!....I'm done!

  • it said turn to 88.7 but the radio showed 88.9

  • lol when carla call in billy mays waits for the persons name then hangs up!

    XD

  • Billy's Face Cracks me up after I Need to Shit and the scene after that

  • I actually have a Jupiter Jack, and in some states it's even illegal. lol

    Doesn't broadcast very at at all. Needs to be really close to your HU or antenna. And your phone's mic has to be able to hear you. But it does actually work.

  • Carla is such an asshole...

  • I need to shit

  • I need to shit

  • "in my car jupiter jack sucks" XD

  • It doesn't matter, driving is illegal

  • rip billy

  • Hi, it's billy. Hey, Billy, it's Carla- IT DOESN'T MATTER! *turns off phone* lol

  • "You could spend up to $100 on a bluetooth system. But call right now, and you can get the Jupiter Jack for only $100! But I'm still not done!....I'm done! So be sorry, not safe, and buy 10 Jupiter Jacks!"

    My smile is stuck...

  • "you shittin me?!" LOL

    i cracked up at "i need to shit" XD

    great poop!! :D

  • hi billy mays + stupid CC = FIVE BILLON A SHARE

  • but im still not done!.......im done! LMFAO

  • DMX FTW

  • what th song at 0:28

  • @crazydudegonemad Get it on the floor - DMX

  • Hahaa this made me laugh at loud and not many videos do that, awesome job!

  • @SolidSpider195 Get it on the floor by dmx

  • Hey does anyone know the song Billy plays in the radio? Cuz it's gangsta... dawg

  • 15 People spun out on the freeway :)

  • But i'm still not done.................I'm done

  • In my car, the jupiter jack sucks!

  • Lol billy is an awsome drifter

  • Hey Billy, It's Carla!

    IT DOESNT MATTER.

    *Hangs up*

    FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

  • this is amazing

  • IT DOESN'T MATTER!

    1:29 DRIVING IS ILLEGAL!

  • I never knew in some states its illegal to shit and use a cell phone XD

  • Haha great ytp! And good efficiency at only 3 hours!

  • @XxTheStinxX DMX - 'Get it on the Floor'

  • 0:18 - POWER 99 FM! Bangin' hip-hop and R&B!

  • LOL BILLY IS LISENING TO DMX

  • is that grand theft auto 4 when you went far of camera

  • *phone rings*

    Hello, it's billy.....

    Billy mays here.....

    *person on other end hangs up*

    ARE YOU SHITTIN ME lo

  • this is the funniest dam thing I've seen in a long time

  • be sorry but not safe

  • 0:50 i need to sh*t

    LOL!

  • @feedbackissue106 the display shows 88.9 lol

  • He has to shit while driving? Sounds like he needs the Big City Toilet! hahaha

  • lol at lets get it on