I'm So Pedophile Song

[sparkyman987654321]

hey its a scene kid!!!!

[emogirlingothhair]

I put this on my phone and i play it when the time is right. Like during tests, I'm all 'Oh sorry. My mom is calling' or i act like it's not mine.

[edwardLRS]

How does this even have 1 like?

[Booze129]

fag

[1230Bunnylover]

Im 12 and my mouth was wide open when he said someone should cutt off my balls. LOL!!1

[GrSoul0]

he's singing about himself and Shiloh

[victorialcw]

just to think Edward Cullen is older then the old guy and no one is saying how gross it is ?

[OmfgItzAnaAndAni]

@victorialcw eww yeah so true!!! -Ani

[victorialcw]

@OmfgItzAnaAndAni

lol 

[OwlCityFan20]

I loved the part where is he is like, "I can't wait to put you in a cage."

xD

[OwlCityFan20]

What is this?

o.o

I LOVE IT.

[zonva83]

im a pedo

[Okaneenee]

Just so everyone knows a adult who is attracted to someone who is 16 isn't a pedophile. The definition of a pedophile is an adult who is attracted to kids age 10 and younger. People who are attracted to teenagers are called something else. (don't ask me what I don't know.)

[LustToBe]

@Okaneenee Actually, to legally be a pedophile you only have to be 1 over 16 and 2 sexually attracted to people who are 16 and under and 5 or more years younger then you. so he is a pedo, and a wanna be molester, justtt barely lol. he shoulda waited a year. then he is just a regular rapist.

[MooWBear]

@Okaneenee Correct

Pedophilia is sexual attraction to adolescents....

[MooWBear]

@MooWBear "The term ephebophilia is the sexual preference for adolescents around 15-19 years of age."

[Blytheee321]

the old man reminds me of my history teacher !

[joehorseman98]

what the fffuuuu...

[ForTheLoveOfScones]

This should be shown in school for educational matters.

[mirimanlov]

I loled but....this is soo creepy :O but this is a good way to teach people not to be talking to "18" year old guys D: scary shiiiit!!!!

[Rebek4t]

Erm... my maths teacher is called Mr Fitzgerald, oh no, this is hilarious though!

[murph993]

fuckin inconsiderate

[1230Bunnylover]

uhhheeeiieee agh? xDDD LOL

[RedMaaaan]

damn.. all ur videos are creepy... lol if i was high on shrooms.. i would probably die from heart attack

[Liivlarr]

LMFAO XD

[hufnagel15]

what the fuck is this!!! i have no way to respond to this

[DaniellePeaceOut]

Lmfao greg this freaked me out xD loved it

[XpervertodoX]

Fuck you guys

[SDTVaddict]

Why don't you take a seat?

[joycwee]

hahaha

[Eyelovesugar]

WAIT ..rod dangers a girl?!!!!!!!!

[AthenaScissorhands]

@Eyelovesugar he's both

[hazlenutcocoa148]

whats a pedofile?...(ya im a nobody)

[DrDraye1]

@hazlenutcocoa148 someone who likes little kids and rapes them and stuff

[mztyck1]

Ew your like... 80!

[extremlybored45]

dude he looks soo creepy as the pedo lol

[AloisxTrancyx]

-Stares at top comment-

. . .

Claude..brought you here? :|

[darkblade9957]

rod: hello police? a pedophile showed up at my door

police: ok, we will be right there, no need to tell us your address, we know EXACTLY where you are.... MUAHAHHAHAH!!

[TheNoobTheNoob]

nice video !

[filipkrsteski3]

he acshouly looks hot :D

[StolenNoodles]

LMAO.



[MyChemicalWay22]

I showed this at school at school

, to teach about internet safety! It was really effective

[Homeboy1002]

i piss in a pan! lol!!! xD

[XLovelyNightmaresX]

Press 9 rapidly that face hahaha

[makennarenaer]

Greg, you wouldn't have to lure me into your van with candy.. I'd jump right in and rape you myself! :DDD

[deadlygg]

nor sure how i got here but, LOL!



[shalondascreamqueen9]

i was watching a claude video too!! then i was lead here and...omg claude youre a freakin pevert! XD

[metaldorksforever666]

If you have almost fully grown breasts and an ass squeezed into little jeans you're boarding adulthood. So I wouldn't concider someone a kid or a guy a pedo who sees a 16 or 17 year old girl attractive if she looks older.

[NadiaEveStudio]

.... Spain brought me here

Spain: Romanoooo Ita-chaaaan

Romano: KYAAAAAAAA *calls police*

Italy: DOITSU DOITSU!!!

Germany: *arrests Spain... and France as well*

[flufiiii]

SPAIN...

[girluversrox101]

lol i hate Claude but the videos he leads me to are hilarious!

[extremlybored45]

lol this is halirious

[ghostasesjumponit]

YES! i was hoping someone would bring up the bad touch trio! Lol! Hetalia ftw! (cosplays as Finland and runs around being cut3) =O.O=

[SealandishKittens]

Spain was here

[SanadachiInferno]

@SealandishKittens And his bananas.

[zilbiol]

1:21

[TheLovelovelove321]

This song makes me scared.. :L

[OneTrickPony13]

Who in fuck would want to download this song???????? like really??????

[MegaBubblepower]

@OneTrickPony13 .... THE PEDOS -PedoStares- NomNomNom

[Berehowsky55]

@OneTrickPony13 a cocksucking fucking pedophile like you ya child molesting fucking faggot....lol...you're ahelpless little fag

[OneTrickPony13]

@Berehowsky55 lmao....you mad bro?

[Berehowsky55]

@OneTrickPony13 you are a helpless, busted pedophile....lol

[Berehowsky55]

@OneTrickPony13 you made my page of half-wits you child molesting fuckwad...lol

[Berehowsky55]

@OneTrickPony13 you look funny with that cock in your mouth ya silly faggot...lol

[WeirdSpaniard]

I DIED of laughter when he said "Someone should cut my balls off!" X'D

[emogirlhateful]

i brought myself here

[PandaMistress81]

265 pedophiles watch onision and found this offensive....

[roryfitzpatric]

pedophillia isn't funny. -10 respect.

[TheAnalisem]

@awashedupsterotype I think so, onision reminds me of seth green in this vid

[lulabell0]

O.O OMFG HETALIA FANS ARE HERE :DDD

[LoveStoriesInc]

@lulabell0 i know :D It's epic

[awashedupsterotype]

I Started dying laughing at 1:23 1:33

[TheAnalisem]

haha reminds me of some weird party monster shit

[awashedupsterotype]

@TheAnalisem Lmaoo Party monster? No. :]

[loserkilla]

Spain brought me here lol

[PandaMistress81]

He shouldnt be complainin, he had more than enough time to make his move XD LMAO

[mcarrasco512]

lol



[josediaz969]

Napoleon Dynamite 40 years later....

[LoviVargasIsMine]

Like, I learned the diffence b/t pedophiles and child molesters today, and this explains child molesters, not pedophiles.

[Mekrokan]

@LoviVargasIsMine Indeed. We don't trick by saying we're 18, we let them know how old we are and if they refuse to do anything with us then we back off.

[Darknesskitten009]

Oh spain...

e.e



[KHnarutoDN]

@Darknesskitten009

xDD

Romano, ruuuun!! xDD

[Darknesskitten009]

@KHnarutoDN yes, RUN LOVI RUNN! DDDx

[KHnarutoDN]

@Darknesskitten009

While you're at it, take allt he other ukes, cuz the whole Pedo trio is comin'!! xD

[Darknesskitten009]

@KHnarutoDN okay! i'll drag iggy and lovi somewhere. :DD

[KHnarutoDN]

@Darknesskitten009

Don't forget to pick up Chibitalia xDD

[Darknesskitten009]

@KHnarutoDN oh yeah! xDDD *kidnaps him*

[wishiwashi7]

@Darknesskitten009 NOOOOOOOO *steals Chibitalia* he's miiiiiiiiiiine

[Darknesskitten009]

@wishiwashi7 FINE. besides, i wan't America more honestly. >:D *snuggles him*

[wishiwashi7]

@Darknesskitten009 pffft If anything I would RATHER kidnap Turkey!! XDDD

[Darknesskitten009]

@wishiwashi7 then kidnap him..:3 *playing with nantucket*

[wishiwashi7]

@Darknesskitten009 OKAY!!! *kidnaps Sadiq* miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine >:) *runs away with him*

[Darknesskitten009]

@wishiwashi7 *pulls Alfred behind a building* >:D hehe~

[wishiwashi7]

@Darknesskitten009 I want Turkey to invade my vital regions!! XDDDD

[Darknesskitten009]

@wishiwashi7 Then make him xDD America, Why you no invade my vital regions (gently)? DX ;n; no love me...

[MNKYER]

@Darknesskitten009 Oh really America is so wierd "GRAHAM CRACKERS WITHOUT CHOCOLATE!!!! >:O" I'd much rather have Japan My friends and I cosplay and I'm Iceland....which is really wierd bcuz Iceland is gay for his bro and his bro's bf...who is also gay

[Darknesskitten009]

@MNKYER America is weird and i still love him <3 but you can take iceland and japan anyway.

[nanisenpai]

@hotfored Claude brought me here too!

[shanette420]

@hotfored .who is Claude

[purplefingersOMG]

god that's so freaky O_o

[hotfored]

Claude totally brought me here.

[MadelonVanBommel]

@hotfored Same. c:

[KittehBear]

I'm noticing a train of people who came here because of Spain.... *was one of those people* ..... Poor Romano :c

[NemesisxForever]

CLAUDE BROUGHT ME HERE. LOOL.

[BrandNewMikes]

wtf wrong with him

[ninjagirlninjagirl]

..spain national anthem?

[Rave2DaGrave1]

264 dislikes? Nice try Mr. Rodgers.

[scorpiomars97]

So yesterday my friend showed this to me.... and I had a nightmare about a pedophile >.< worth itt!!!

[LennMcCarHarrStarr]

@snoweatsbabies yea...

[MintyLlamas]

Claude brought me here....so did Spain >:D.

:|

[LennMcCarHarrStarr]

I sang this at my school and my math teacher looked at me and winked.

[Rawrfamedinosaur]

@Sunthecat Me: Mom I'm going to kill 263 people! Mom: No. Go to your room and don't come out until you think of an original comment. :P

[Blubberss8D]

I've been screaming this everywhere I go. :c

[PrussianMilkshake]

Oh my gosh..

please tell me I'm not the only on who got sent here by pedo!spain?

[IamLEGION4weRmany]

this one is disturbing

[SunTheCat]

Me: Seeya later, mum. Imma go kill 263 people~

Mum: Wh-what??? 0.0

Me: You heard me...

Mum: Um... Have... fun...?

*Later*

Me: *Comes home covered in blood* MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. *Like a boss*

[hetalia11181]

Spain. Nuff said.......

[RachiiElric]

@hetalia11181 Poor Romano...

There's a doujin of the Bad Touch Trio that kinda proves that Spain is a pedophile. xD

[NintendoKiddd]

onision. the most sexiest old pervert there is ;D

[WeAteTheChildren]

HOLY CRAP! In the 5th grade, I was trying to learn flute, and the intruments instructor's name was Mr. Fitzgerald, and he would wipe off all the boys' flute before demenstrating, but not the girls'. and he wouldn't wipe them off after. and he hit on everyone's mom. It was gross.

[TurtleyGoodness]

Is it sad that I'm a girl in middle school and I was singing, "I'm a freaking pervert, I get off on little kids. I'm a freaking pervert, someone should cut my balls off!" in Homeroom? The guy sitting next to me was all like, O.O "WTF?"

[JSleezit5]

@TurtleyGoodness LOL, im a guy in highschool and I would go around singing that just to see people's reactions. So no it's not sad, just unexpected XD I wanna sing this around a police station.

[TurtleyGoodness]

@JSleezit5 That...would make you VERY epic and I would personally send you 1,000 dollars of my mom's money XD

[JSleezit5]

@TurtleyGoodness That would be amazing, I would never expect to get so much from one person LOL. But really, I just want to go downtown and do that. Thanks :D

[SugarCoatedSuicide96]

Lol I'm a fifteen year old girl but I'm also a flaming lolicon. So I guess I'm just a big contradiction, huh? Lol

[Pegasolta1992]

close the volume of the video and play classical music instead and see how creepy onision is ..i think he's really a pedophile !! and i'm SERIOUS do it !!

[MultiTinkerbell56]

i love his laugh at 0:10

[MultiTinkerbell56]

i hate pedophiles,they disgust me so much.I can't believe men are like that

[qwestman222]

facial expressions are amazing.

[BunkaAndMomo]

Spain brought me here

[TurtleyGoodness]

@BunkaAndMomo Me too..SPAIN FOREVER!

[BunkaAndMomo]

@TurtleyGoodness HECK YES

[azulkatie]

@BunkaAndMomo hahahaha! hetalia :D

[PhantomhiveInsanity]

Claude and Ciel brought me here. XD

[MNKYER]

@PhantomhiveInsanity OMG OMG OMG*fangirl scream*I'm sorry I love Ciel oh btw I love ur name <3

[PhantomhiveInsanity]

@MNKYER XD Same!

[LittleSister942]

@PhantomhiveInsanity @WooshyDino YES!!! and YES!!

Hetalia (haven'y seen much of it xD), is awesome!!!

Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji) is awesome!!!

And so, i award you two, each, 10 Million Internets!!!! :D

[dimwitsband]

Screw you, lolicon is amazing~! <3

[LennMcCarHarrStarr]

I came here due to sexual anxiety.

[MISSLADYJUGGERNAUT]

@WooshyDino: XD same here

[WooshyDino]

Spain brought me hereXD

[CosplayDa]

@WooshyDino OMFG YES

[TheYoungArtist13]

@WooshyDino you too?!

[RachiiElric]

@WooshyDino Glad I'm not the only one xD

[XShinigamiXPrincess]

@WooshyDino Omg me too! xD

[lexchristina99]

@WooshyDino OMG Spain brought me here too! :-D

[SunTheCat]

@WooshyDino Phusususususu~ C'mere Romano ;D

[lulabell0]

@WooshyDino O.O Where is it and can i have a link to it :L

[dcrow69Ross]

@WooshyDino You know, it's a bit weird wacth a video a read comments like this when you are spanish xD Sometimes I can't remember that Spain in Hetalia is a little bit...pedo xD

[MaxPayne5150]

@WooshyDino Because Spain lures children away with tomatoes and churros XD

[KorppuChan]

@WooshyDino same xDD

[Rawrfamedinosaur]

What to do:

Press 4

Listen till 1:36

Press 4 again

(Repeat millions of times! xD)

[weebgirl9m9]

1:21to 1:36 rotflmfaopmp

[CodysFilmAddiction]

1:21 to 1:30 was the best part. hahaha

[JocelynFTW]

I sang this today in the mall... the mall cop asked me if everything was alright... I'm totally gonna get a group of friends together and do that again :D

[set1095]

niño creo que este no es una parodia , sino los dos lados de tu verdadera personalidad ,esto es lo que puede hacer un enfermo con tiempo libre y acceso a la red.

[NatalieMustangFMA]

I don't know what I laughed at more, the 'someone should cut my balls off' or 'my parents are off drinking' xDDDD

[taywill95]

I watched "I'm so Scene" RIGHT before this one and I had a moment of "hold on a minute" XD

[ebonyzombi]

@taywill95 Lol me too! lmao xD

[KlarKman1000]

F U C K I N L O L xD

[SaggyGrannySmith]

HEY THAT (PERVRT) IS UNCLE BEN MY HUSBAND TELL HIM NOT TO RAPE MY DAUGHTER PENNY IM HORNY FOR HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!O YA

[thekiddehkannible]

lol..

[imtheangeliza]

why the fu*k did i watch this

[imtheangeliza]

lmao how silly but that can be true

[LoviVargasIsMine]

LoL freaking hilarious! I only think of Spain from APH or Claude from Black Butler! XD

[khgrl12]

@LoviVargasIsMine

LOL...I only imagined Spain, Bu Claude would probably fit too...

[MintyLlamas]

@LoviVargasIsMine Me too, XD.

[VindictivePheasant]

I fucking hate how people think that all paedophiles actually go out and rape children, fucking stupid.

[tpetru1123]

@VindictivePheasant *sigh* once again the im so videos are based on stereotypes

[VindictivePheasant]

@tpetru1123 I'm talking about people who think that, not the video.