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  • Best part, this was monkey news extra edition

  • I'm really sorry about this...I really don't like repeating what everyone in the world thinks....but he really does have a "head like a f***ing orange!!"

  • I dunno why I'm even bothering to poke holes in this story XD But anyway, Monkey Business means messing around, so why would monkeys trading nuts and stuff have anything to do with messing around. Hahaha what a fucking stupid bald Manc TWAT!

  • from the rough bit.

  • I hate Rickys laugh

  • they're the ones with earrings and leather jackets lol

  • The monkeys from the rough end of the island. I can just imagine.

  • From the rough bit :L

  • I think this is the BEST monkey EVER

  • "This is such shit! AHAHAHAHAHA!! OH, OH GOOOOD!" Ricky is actually hilarious he puts an exaggerated emotion into everything and it's really contagious

  • i love karl's laugh......

    

  • lmbo thats was funny as fuck hahahahahaa

  • Carl is the untrollable.

  • Hahahahah listen to Karl starting at 40 seconds.

  • GET THEM BACK ON THE RADIO!!!!!

  • @jumpingjackjill

    They aren't on the radio anymore.

  • @jumpingjackjill its a just a shame the UK is not how it once was, enjoy you're stay never the less

  • Rick when mental.

  • i love how steve shouts NOOOO dont forget it, switch the record off!!!! LOL

  • THIS IS SUCH SHIT 2:28

  • Fuckin brilliant, love karl! what a legend!

  • 3:03 massive snort from ricky lol

  • I love how Ricky ended Rockbusters AND Monkey News every single show because they were rubbish, and then brought them back and they somehow had become even worse.

  • 02:27 - 02:46

  • That's the third time he's said that's the end of monkey news while the next episode is the following week. Lol.

  • DO NOT PRESS THAT BUTTON! I FORBID YOU TO PRESS IT!

  • love the pic, its not terrys its mine...n that

  • .. righ'

  • I love that the song they are going into is Suede's Animal Nitrate!

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  • @starbuck17 Love that song. Gervais used to manage that band Suede. Wonder how he got that gig.

  • 0:59-1:05 is the best

  • Dawn French cried when she finished her chocolate orange...

  • The moment Karl said "let's do some business with the bananas" I swear I laughed my way to a six-pack.

  • @Technosaurex

    nah its when stephen repeated what he had said, with ricky laughing in the background that made me laugh my way to a six pack

  • Hahaha they floged em...............Lmao

  • Hahah, I love the fact that the track actually fades in while theyre all chatting (and convulsing) made me crease like a maniac.

  • familiar with the term.... monkey business?

    ....

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • For anyone wanting to keep track, it takes Karl 28 seconds to "weigh this up".

  • I'm pretty sure that Ricky Gervais will die of laughter some day.

  • @REBProductionsInc And the killer... Karl Pilkington.

  • @REBProductionsInc Lol, yeah. I'm thinking he will go out like one of the Joker's victims in the original Batman.

  • @REBProductionsInc That would be a good way to go.

  • what is the intro at the end?

  • 0:21 Is that Carl laughing?

  • @R33Racer no i think its steven

  • @R33Racer no its Steven

  • what season was this from?

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  • @trav064 1

  • that made me laugh so hard i started to cry with laugter XD

  • Utterly hilarious, rickys laugh is amazing to say the least!

  • forget it, forget it!

  • Fucking mental!! I laughed so hard a piece of chicken came out my nose...AND I'm A VEGETARIAN!

  • @Rodwin1980 shut up fag

  • @Rodwin1980 that comment made me feel sick, srs.

  • @Rodwin1980, You deny your own nature! Humans are Omnivores, and you need both Vegetation AND Meat to survive. Forcing yourself to eat vegetables only is unhealthy. You lack the protein meat gives you, so now your weak and can easily be killed by other, stronger carnivores. UNLESS you grow yourself a nice set of horns to fend off meat eaters like me, then you'll......wait....what was I talking about again? Lol

  • @FreakDaMIghet You fucking freak..

  • @YouBloodyTuber, Lol. I was joking. And besides...YOUR the freak for denying your own nature!!!! Lo. Jk.

  • @FreakDaMIghet Just shut the fuck up you cunt.

  • @YouBloodyTuber, Ohh....not very friendly. I'm sorry I mad you mad, plant eater.

  • @FreakDaMIghet you can get protein from other places too you know, just not as good as in meat. but i agree, meat tastes better than anything else.

  • why did karl try to turn on the music lmao

  • that was awesome hoe karl tried to fade in the music cuz he was so heated

  • can i listento all these podcasts anywhere?

  • @moviefact1 they're all on itunes

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  • @moviefact1 You used to be able to get most of them on pilkipedia.co.uk but XFM has requested they take them down now. :-( Pretty unfair if you ask me

  • six hairy folks from the rough part of the island.

  • lol

    "Monkey Business" is a common term in America.

  • @SeeYouNextFall In the UK as well. The joke was that Karl is too stupid to know that it is a common term.

  • @DhalsimHibiki

    lol

    Thats funny.

  • so anyway, turns out, it was another load of monkeys from another part of the island...from the rough bit.

  • 2:35 Ricky squeals :D

  • karl tryin to get a word in ye mhhmm mhmm mumble lol 0.40-050

  • @keith0murdoch he's not trying to get a word in, he's reading the monkey news article that was sent in. you must be karl's cousin.

  • I love the way Karl says "right" after everything.

  • This is so funny that after watching it, for the last week I have been bursting out laughing in the most random places for no reason other than thinking "monkey business"

  • I listen to the pod casts in work. Without them I would of lost the will to live. Sometimes my colleagues just look over at me because I'm pissing myself so much off it. I was literally in tears the other day off "John's got a moustache".

  • "Another load of monkeys from another part of the island.... from the rough bit" - Karl

    "The ones with the earrings and the leather jackets" -Stephen

  • 2.27 "lets do some business with the bananas"

    And with that Gervais is fucking goooone! Hilarious!

  • "they go a bed....."

    he is one of a kind fuckin magic

  • I was more intrigued by "don't nudge your granny when she's shaving." - the full radio show never elucidated...:D

  • Random question does anyone know the song that comes in at the end?

  • @JakeSCANDALS its animal nitrate by suede, its about 7 comments below yours.

  • @BirmzWeedhead cheers mate!

  • You can almost see Ricky writhing in hysterical pain when he sees where the story's going...

  • 'N that, a' right

  • This isn't the great Amazon banana robbery is it?

  • love to hear when rick laugh thank u

  • BahahahahahahahahahhahahhhhHAH­hhHhhHhhaa

  • oh god, ahahaahahahaha, oh god hahaahahahah

  • hahahaha pure class!!! picture is a beauty aswell lol

  • XFM > Podcasts

    but only by a little ;)

  • omg thats effing brilliant i am dying listening to this

  • Does anyone know the name of the SONG at the end of the clip?????

  • @cardboardtiger it's animal nitrate by suede

  • @Dive186

    Thanks a bunch

  • @cardboardtiger you're welcome :)

  • hey dude, i tried downloading S3 from pilikpedia, but they've been removed, do you know where else i can get them?

    any help aprecciated <3

  • What XFM show is this?

  • "right, i think i've weighed it up"

    clearly, lol

  • lol make sure you all listen to the other time karl used "the rough bit"... it was a clip when they were talking about how big cruise ships are.

  • i love the thud, lol

  • It's amazing how this NEVER gets any less funny no matter how many times you hear it

  • Fucking priceless, is there anyone funnier on this planet?

  • LMFAO, from the rough bit

  • This isnt the Great.. Amazon Banana Robbery is it?

  • n that.

  • I nearly burst myself at ricky's laugh. That must be the hardest anyone has ever laughed.

  • at what time does ricky say "im gonna burst"??

    i jus cant hear it?

    still funny!!

  • 2:30 is brilliant, that laugh is amazing!

  • from the "rough bit" fucking hell

  • ......form the rough bit

  • "This is shit!" hahahaha

  • ''from the rough bit''

    hahahaaaaaaa

  • "Lets do some business with the bananas!!!"

  • chav monkeys

  • Thank god i have a spare bar of terrys choc orange lying around, got major cravings.

  • Was the live on air? How do they get away with the swearing?!

  • 2:30 greatest.laugh.ever.

  • God, I really miss the old XFM shows.

    And it's too bad they're not that interested in carrying on with the podcasts anymore...

  • I love the little pause before he starts laughing

  • @gimpoid1985

    If you want another clip similar to this (and also with that little pause before the mayhem of laughter) look up "karl pilkngton ship" and watch the first video - the picture is of a bacteria, a fish, a mermaid... (try to avoid reading the title for maximum laughs).

  • Ricky's laugh get's me every time!

  • The thing about Karl Pilkington is he doesn't even notice when he's being funny.

  • this makes me laugh so much! :L:L:L

  • RIcky's laugh sounds like a monkey screaming!! From the rough part of the island!!!! HAHAHAHA

  • Nope, never heard that one before, Karl!

  • lol look what it says on the chocolate orange xD

  • 2,26 pmsl

  • what do you mean noone asks permission anymore this is rickys?

  • an island in the Amazon, oh yes go on.

  • ricky's laugh is friggin' contagious

  • If you are stealing copyright from XFM and making vids on the back of someone else's work, don't have a little whinge when someone uses your stuff!!!!

  • loads of banana trees.. uhhm no i dont think so!

  • They are so fucking funny!! Ricky's laugh is the best laugh I have ever heard!!!

  • "THE ROUGH BIT!!!!!!!!!"

  • can anyone help? to all the Pilkington fans on you-tube, does anyone know what happened Andyns you-tube account? He was a legend on on this website for Pilkington clips and for some reason the bastards on here shut him down! If anyone knows why this happened send me a message, thanks!

  • i think i've weighed it up

  • ...from the rough bit

    rofl

  • the picture is so good

  • forget it.

    *starts music*

  • Ricky's last is outrageous!! It is the end "ha-haaa" part!

  • that last laugh, just at the end is steve

  • LOL> No, I meant the laugh at 28 seconds in.

  • The podcasts will never be as good as the radio show!!!

  • well karl's diary was a great segment

  • rickys laugh is amazing.

  • 6 people cant look steve's parents in the eye

  • so what is th record they play at th end.

    and love karl

  • it's Animal nitrate by Suede

  • thank you

  • karl! do not press that!

    switch the record off!

    switch the record off!

    switch the record off, karl!

  • wouldn't u just love to have this lot at a dinner party Lol

    "berrys and nuts"

  • Karl pronounces it "binana"!!

  • Binarnar!

  • I've lost count the amount of times karl will say "the monkey said" or "the fella told the monkey". like they have a proper grasp of the english language. karl is every psychologists/psychiatrist wet dream.

  • I think Ricky finally takes a mental step-back, and just thinks WTF!?

  • At 2:35 I think Ricky laughs so hard he falls out of his chair again.

  • hahahaha yeah sometimes it sounds like he actually falls out of his chair when laughing. HILARIOUS !

  • Hi. sorry but my xfm mp3 collection is ordered by series and episode number not date. does anyone one know the episode number or perhaps it would be easier to direct me to the MP3? Thanks

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  • This is from Series 2 Episode 43, it's all the way at the end of the episode.

  • episode 43.

  • cheers

  • "Dont look 'orse in the mouth"

  • Steve's 'was your dad there' or similar statement was hilarious!

  • Probably one of my favorite XFM shows. The Rockbusters bit earlier on this particular episode is my favorite of all time (Deli meat tree, Christ, de 'berg!)

  • That rockbusters is my favourite clip the lads have ever done

  • my fav rock busters is "buy it if you want, not fussed, shop around, come back, " (Soft Cell) and ricky actually makes Karl laugh with his histerics.

  • Mines probably "at the moment, I'm in a river full of logs" Ricky: "Justin Timber....LAKE YOU SAID RIVER! LAKE YOU SAID RIVER! LAKE YOU SAID RIVER..... you fucking idiot" XD

  • TURN THE RECORD OFF!!!

    i nearly burst hearing that

  • SOMBODY SEND ME THAT PHOTO!!!

  • Karl is the funniest one on the show