I'm really sorry about this...I really don't like repeating what everyone in the world thinks....but he really does have a "head like a f***ing orange!!"
I dunno why I'm even bothering to poke holes in this story XD But anyway, Monkey Business means messing around, so why would monkeys trading nuts and stuff have anything to do with messing around. Hahaha what a fucking stupid bald Manc TWAT!
"This is such shit! AHAHAHAHAHA!! OH, OH GOOOOD!" Ricky is actually hilarious he puts an exaggerated emotion into everything and it's really contagious
I love how Ricky ended Rockbusters AND Monkey News every single show because they were rubbish, and then brought them back and they somehow had become even worse.
@Rodwin1980, You deny your own nature! Humans are Omnivores, and you need both Vegetation AND Meat to survive. Forcing yourself to eat vegetables only is unhealthy. You lack the protein meat gives you, so now your weak and can easily be killed by other, stronger carnivores. UNLESS you grow yourself a nice set of horns to fend off meat eaters like me, then you'll......wait....what was I talking about again? Lol
@moviefact1 You used to be able to get most of them on pilkipedia.co.uk but XFM has requested they take them down now. :-( Pretty unfair if you ask me
This is so funny that after watching it, for the last week I have been bursting out laughing in the most random places for no reason other than thinking "monkey business"
I listen to the pod casts in work. Without them I would of lost the will to live. Sometimes my colleagues just look over at me because I'm pissing myself so much off it. I was literally in tears the other day off "John's got a moustache".
If you want another clip similar to this (and also with that little pause before the mayhem of laughter) look up "karl pilkngton ship" and watch the first video - the picture is of a bacteria, a fish, a mermaid... (try to avoid reading the title for maximum laughs).
If you are stealing copyright from XFM and making vids on the back of someone else's work, don't have a little whinge when someone uses your stuff!!!!
can anyone help? to all the Pilkington fans on you-tube, does anyone know what happened Andyns you-tube account? He was a legend on on this website for Pilkington clips and for some reason the bastards on here shut him down! If anyone knows why this happened send me a message, thanks!
I've lost count the amount of times karl will say "the monkey said" or "the fella told the monkey". like they have a proper grasp of the english language. karl is every psychologists/psychiatrist wet dream.
Hi. sorry but my xfm mp3 collection is ordered by series and episode number not date. does anyone one know the episode number or perhaps it would be easier to direct me to the MP3? Thanks
Probably one of my favorite XFM shows. The Rockbusters bit earlier on this particular episode is my favorite of all time (Deli meat tree, Christ, de 'berg!)
Mines probably "at the moment, I'm in a river full of logs" Ricky: "Justin Timber....LAKE YOU SAID RIVER! LAKE YOU SAID RIVER! LAKE YOU SAID RIVER..... you fucking idiot" XD
Best part, this was monkey news extra edition
Mpower277 22 hours ago
I'm really sorry about this...I really don't like repeating what everyone in the world thinks....but he really does have a "head like a f***ing orange!!"
hypedpotential 2 days ago
I dunno why I'm even bothering to poke holes in this story XD But anyway, Monkey Business means messing around, so why would monkeys trading nuts and stuff have anything to do with messing around. Hahaha what a fucking stupid bald Manc TWAT!
JoeSingsBadly 2 days ago
from the rough bit.
livingdeadgrl18 5 days ago
I hate Rickys laugh
TommyL148 3 weeks ago
they're the ones with earrings and leather jackets lol
Gasten400 1 month ago
The monkeys from the rough end of the island. I can just imagine.
rosserm11 1 month ago
From the rough bit :L
Jezzkuhh 1 month ago
I think this is the BEST monkey EVER
IIQSPAT 2 months ago
"This is such shit! AHAHAHAHAHA!! OH, OH GOOOOD!" Ricky is actually hilarious he puts an exaggerated emotion into everything and it's really contagious
DooneyVloggers 2 months ago 9
i love karl's laugh......
skittlebrain92 3 months ago
lmbo thats was funny as fuck hahahahahaa
TheWelshCelt 3 months ago
Carl is the untrollable.
R33Racer 3 months ago
Hahahahah listen to Karl starting at 40 seconds.
stevenlattaDP 4 months ago
GET THEM BACK ON THE RADIO!!!!!
GoreTHEchamp 4 months ago 5
@jumpingjackjill
They aren't on the radio anymore.
KingDiamondHead 4 months ago
@jumpingjackjill its a just a shame the UK is not how it once was, enjoy you're stay never the less
DUBPlateDAN91 4 months ago
Rick when mental.
AwesomeChannelTV 5 months ago 3
i love how steve shouts NOOOO dont forget it, switch the record off!!!! LOL
bestsupportingactor1 5 months ago 4
THIS IS SUCH SHIT 2:28
sparrosparro 6 months ago 4
Fuckin brilliant, love karl! what a legend!
Iain1983 6 months ago
3:03 massive snort from ricky lol
MasterBandit101 7 months ago
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DilkingtonsDiary 7 months ago
I love how Ricky ended Rockbusters AND Monkey News every single show because they were rubbish, and then brought them back and they somehow had become even worse.
lethe56 7 months ago 8
02:27 - 02:46
HLecterPHD 7 months ago
That's the third time he's said that's the end of monkey news while the next episode is the following week. Lol.
HabeKeinMitleid 7 months ago 3
DO NOT PRESS THAT BUTTON! I FORBID YOU TO PRESS IT!
Bl00dyCh33rry 7 months ago 6
love the pic, its not terrys its mine...n that
91Holdem 8 months ago 2
.. righ'
TheMrFunktastic2 8 months ago
I love that the song they are going into is Suede's Animal Nitrate!
starbuck17 8 months ago 2
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komahead 8 months ago
@starbuck17 Love that song. Gervais used to manage that band Suede. Wonder how he got that gig.
komahead 8 months ago 2
0:59-1:05 is the best
Mattelliott1234 8 months ago
Dawn French cried when she finished her chocolate orange...
drvoke 8 months ago
The moment Karl said "let's do some business with the bananas" I swear I laughed my way to a six-pack.
Technosaurex 8 months ago 5
@Technosaurex
nah its when stephen repeated what he had said, with ricky laughing in the background that made me laugh my way to a six pack
PS3xMedia 8 months ago
Hahaha they floged em...............Lmao
14Brandan 8 months ago
Hahah, I love the fact that the track actually fades in while theyre all chatting (and convulsing) made me crease like a maniac.
poweranabols09 8 months ago
familiar with the term.... monkey business?
....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
PS3xMedia 8 months ago
For anyone wanting to keep track, it takes Karl 28 seconds to "weigh this up".
sfshinz 8 months ago 8
I'm pretty sure that Ricky Gervais will die of laughter some day.
REBProductionsInc 8 months ago 69
@REBProductionsInc And the killer... Karl Pilkington.
bollybib678 2 months ago
@REBProductionsInc Lol, yeah. I'm thinking he will go out like one of the Joker's victims in the original Batman.
SanDanielDK 2 months ago
@REBProductionsInc That would be a good way to go.
livingdeadgrl18 5 days ago
what is the intro at the end?
hammmmersmith 8 months ago
0:21 Is that Carl laughing?
R33Racer 9 months ago
@R33Racer no i think its steven
06carys1 9 months ago
@R33Racer no its Steven
DooneyVloggers 2 months ago
what season was this from?
trav064 9 months ago
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tomryan2580 9 months ago
@trav064 1
dinozrokzeeworld 9 months ago
that made me laugh so hard i started to cry with laugter XD
joeldunton 9 months ago 2
Utterly hilarious, rickys laugh is amazing to say the least!
ZombiEEEEEz 9 months ago 4
forget it, forget it!
AdamNoAnts 9 months ago
Fucking mental!! I laughed so hard a piece of chicken came out my nose...AND I'm A VEGETARIAN!
Rodwin1980 9 months ago 106
@Rodwin1980 shut up fag
TomValedro 8 months ago
@Rodwin1980 that comment made me feel sick, srs.
solidvidic 4 months ago
@Rodwin1980, You deny your own nature! Humans are Omnivores, and you need both Vegetation AND Meat to survive. Forcing yourself to eat vegetables only is unhealthy. You lack the protein meat gives you, so now your weak and can easily be killed by other, stronger carnivores. UNLESS you grow yourself a nice set of horns to fend off meat eaters like me, then you'll......wait....what was I talking about again? Lol
FreakDaMIghet 3 weeks ago
@FreakDaMIghet You fucking freak..
YouBloodyTuber 2 weeks ago
@YouBloodyTuber, Lol. I was joking. And besides...YOUR the freak for denying your own nature!!!! Lo. Jk.
FreakDaMIghet 2 weeks ago
@FreakDaMIghet Just shut the fuck up you cunt.
YouBloodyTuber 2 weeks ago
@YouBloodyTuber, Ohh....not very friendly. I'm sorry I mad you mad, plant eater.
FreakDaMIghet 2 weeks ago
@FreakDaMIghet you can get protein from other places too you know, just not as good as in meat. but i agree, meat tastes better than anything else.
ollielegend14 1 week ago
why did karl try to turn on the music lmao
nwolwo 9 months ago
that was awesome hoe karl tried to fade in the music cuz he was so heated
BeLikeWater1000 9 months ago
can i listento all these podcasts anywhere?
moviefact1 9 months ago
@moviefact1 they're all on itunes
Theitisme400 9 months ago
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darkshines99 9 months ago
@moviefact1 You used to be able to get most of them on pilkipedia.co.uk but XFM has requested they take them down now. :-( Pretty unfair if you ask me
darkshines99 9 months ago
six hairy folks from the rough part of the island.
PowerfulDragon 10 months ago
lol
"Monkey Business" is a common term in America.
SeeYouNextFall 10 months ago
@SeeYouNextFall In the UK as well. The joke was that Karl is too stupid to know that it is a common term.
DhalsimHibiki 9 months ago
@DhalsimHibiki
lol
Thats funny.
SeeYouNextFall 9 months ago
so anyway, turns out, it was another load of monkeys from another part of the island...from the rough bit.
eveningkitchen 10 months ago 3
2:35 Ricky squeals :D
chodaboy51500 10 months ago
karl tryin to get a word in ye mhhmm mhmm mumble lol 0.40-050
keith0murdoch 10 months ago
@keith0murdoch he's not trying to get a word in, he's reading the monkey news article that was sent in. you must be karl's cousin.
netskot 10 months ago
I love the way Karl says "right" after everything.
BehindTheSpiderEyes 10 months ago
This is so funny that after watching it, for the last week I have been bursting out laughing in the most random places for no reason other than thinking "monkey business"
SDMANUZEP 11 months ago
I listen to the pod casts in work. Without them I would of lost the will to live. Sometimes my colleagues just look over at me because I'm pissing myself so much off it. I was literally in tears the other day off "John's got a moustache".
19STU84 11 months ago 2
"Another load of monkeys from another part of the island.... from the rough bit" - Karl
"The ones with the earrings and the leather jackets" -Stephen
jsnake01 11 months ago 9
2.27 "lets do some business with the bananas"
And with that Gervais is fucking goooone! Hilarious!
Rodwin1980 11 months ago 4
"they go a bed....."
he is one of a kind fuckin magic
diegoinhoops 11 months ago 4
I was more intrigued by "don't nudge your granny when she's shaving." - the full radio show never elucidated...:D
JMUDoc 11 months ago
Random question does anyone know the song that comes in at the end?
JakeSCANDALS 11 months ago
@JakeSCANDALS its animal nitrate by suede, its about 7 comments below yours.
BirmzWeedhead 11 months ago
@BirmzWeedhead cheers mate!
JakeSCANDALS 11 months ago
You can almost see Ricky writhing in hysterical pain when he sees where the story's going...
JuniorM78 11 months ago
'N that, a' right
PestigeKelpone 11 months ago
This isn't the great Amazon banana robbery is it?
MarsyasX1 11 months ago 3
love to hear when rick laugh thank u
kamyou70 11 months ago
BahahahahahahahahahhahahhhhHAHhhHhhHhhaa
RandomSymms 11 months ago
oh god, ahahaahahahaha, oh god hahaahahahah
markstar777 11 months ago 2
hahahaha pure class!!! picture is a beauty aswell lol
wo69 1 year ago
XFM > Podcasts
but only by a little ;)
winnietheshit89 1 year ago
omg thats effing brilliant i am dying listening to this
kdbassman 1 year ago 2
Does anyone know the name of the SONG at the end of the clip?????
cardboardtiger 1 year ago
@cardboardtiger it's animal nitrate by suede
Dive186 1 year ago
@Dive186
Thanks a bunch
cardboardtiger 1 year ago
@cardboardtiger you're welcome :)
Dive186 11 months ago
hey dude, i tried downloading S3 from pilikpedia, but they've been removed, do you know where else i can get them?
any help aprecciated <3
Puckzor 1 year ago
What XFM show is this?
amytcas 1 year ago
"right, i think i've weighed it up"
clearly, lol
steph5492 1 year ago 5
lol make sure you all listen to the other time karl used "the rough bit"... it was a clip when they were talking about how big cruise ships are.
EnigmaComposer 1 year ago 3
i love the thud, lol
tommyjd12345 1 year ago
It's amazing how this NEVER gets any less funny no matter how many times you hear it
Glozboy22 1 year ago 5
Fucking priceless, is there anyone funnier on this planet?
gorby9POD 1 year ago 5
LMFAO, from the rough bit
lambgirlbex 1 year ago
This isnt the Great.. Amazon Banana Robbery is it?
lordsandwich399 1 year ago 7
n that.
soundslave 1 year ago
I nearly burst myself at ricky's laugh. That must be the hardest anyone has ever laughed.
BrutalGrindCoreMetal 1 year ago 5
at what time does ricky say "im gonna burst"??
i jus cant hear it?
still funny!!
1maley6 1 year ago
2:30 is brilliant, that laugh is amazing!
tehsatchm0n 1 year ago 2
from the "rough bit" fucking hell
littlefishmax 1 year ago
......form the rough bit
bscutt25 1 year ago
"This is shit!" hahahaha
timdenn 1 year ago
''from the rough bit''
hahahaaaaaaa
grubbstar999 1 year ago
"Lets do some business with the bananas!!!"
luarionte 1 year ago 7
chav monkeys
bensimps123 1 year ago
Thank god i have a spare bar of terrys choc orange lying around, got major cravings.
darkwhitty 1 year ago
Was the live on air? How do they get away with the swearing?!
niallt2k8 1 year ago
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'This is such shit!'
MilesBennetDyson 1 year ago
2:30 greatest.laugh.ever.
P0TTERMAN 1 year ago 2
God, I really miss the old XFM shows.
And it's too bad they're not that interested in carrying on with the podcasts anymore...
Cris7naldo 1 year ago
I love the little pause before he starts laughing
gimpoid1985 1 year ago 52
@gimpoid1985
If you want another clip similar to this (and also with that little pause before the mayhem of laughter) look up "karl pilkngton ship" and watch the first video - the picture is of a bacteria, a fish, a mermaid... (try to avoid reading the title for maximum laughs).
EnigmaComposer 1 year ago
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Why is he laughing? No one said anything funny...
TheDragonbeard 1 year ago
Ricky's laugh get's me every time!
Nerdification100 1 year ago 4
The thing about Karl Pilkington is he doesn't even notice when he's being funny.
JohnyH 1 year ago 2
this makes me laugh so much! :L:L:L
chezzieyeeoo 1 year ago
RIcky's laugh sounds like a monkey screaming!! From the rough part of the island!!!! HAHAHAHA
springbok86 1 year ago 7
Nope, never heard that one before, Karl!
Kullg4r 1 year ago
lol look what it says on the chocolate orange xD
ElvisLivesUpstairs 1 year ago 3
2,26 pmsl
philly500go 1 year ago
what do you mean noone asks permission anymore this is rickys?
classicdinner 1 year ago
an island in the Amazon, oh yes go on.
bengermansuplex 1 year ago
ricky's laugh is friggin' contagious
piaaguilos 1 year ago
If you are stealing copyright from XFM and making vids on the back of someone else's work, don't have a little whinge when someone uses your stuff!!!!
Davidbensonxyz 1 year ago
loads of banana trees.. uhhm no i dont think so!
tom1980uk 1 year ago
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Love the Ricky Gervais show. Pilkington is ahoot, just saw it online at lastnightstvshows (.) com
psychotichealth11 1 year ago
They are so fucking funny!! Ricky's laugh is the best laugh I have ever heard!!!
RickyGervaisFreak 1 year ago 8
"THE ROUGH BIT!!!!!!!!!"
Webbess10 1 year ago
can anyone help? to all the Pilkington fans on you-tube, does anyone know what happened Andyns you-tube account? He was a legend on on this website for Pilkington clips and for some reason the bastards on here shut him down! If anyone knows why this happened send me a message, thanks!
Barracuda007 1 year ago
i think i've weighed it up
fbsthreads 2 years ago 8
...from the rough bit
rofl
winkingchef 2 years ago 7
the picture is so good
danieljosephHirsch 2 years ago 2
forget it.
*starts music*
foxpawz 2 years ago 8
Ricky's last is outrageous!! It is the end "ha-haaa" part!
TeflonTron 2 years ago 2
that last laugh, just at the end is steve
bajsjoanna 2 years ago
LOL> No, I meant the laugh at 28 seconds in.
TeflonTron 2 years ago
The podcasts will never be as good as the radio show!!!
JSHEP73 2 years ago 11
well karl's diary was a great segment
jmmypaddy 2 years ago 15
rickys laugh is amazing.
gearsmaniac 2 years ago 167
6 people cant look steve's parents in the eye
tarongaleela 10 months ago 3
so what is th record they play at th end.
and love karl
jmmypaddy 2 years ago
it's Animal nitrate by Suede
konstwerk 2 years ago
thank you
jmmypaddy 2 years ago
karl! do not press that!
switch the record off!
switch the record off!
switch the record off, karl!
jukebox019 2 years ago 166
wouldn't u just love to have this lot at a dinner party Lol
"berrys and nuts"
honeyglamourdancehug 2 years ago
Karl pronounces it "binana"!!
TheSaltsinNZ 2 years ago 5
Binarnar!
gearsmaniac 2 years ago
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youre dumb, voyspace com had it first.
vinniyo 2 years ago
I've lost count the amount of times karl will say "the monkey said" or "the fella told the monkey". like they have a proper grasp of the english language. karl is every psychologists/psychiatrist wet dream.
wurble 2 years ago 13
I think Ricky finally takes a mental step-back, and just thinks WTF!?
ehmazin 2 years ago
At 2:35 I think Ricky laughs so hard he falls out of his chair again.
AHPMB 2 years ago 7
hahahaha yeah sometimes it sounds like he actually falls out of his chair when laughing. HILARIOUS !
foxpawz 2 years ago 3
Hi. sorry but my xfm mp3 collection is ordered by series and episode number not date. does anyone one know the episode number or perhaps it would be easier to direct me to the MP3? Thanks
dremits 2 years ago
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Daigohji78 2 years ago
This is from Series 2 Episode 43, it's all the way at the end of the episode.
Daigohji78 2 years ago
episode 43.
gregiskl 2 years ago
cheers
ljlj888 2 years ago
"Dont look 'orse in the mouth"
barrasse 2 years ago 3
Steve's 'was your dad there' or similar statement was hilarious!
ScarTissue1990 2 years ago 3
Probably one of my favorite XFM shows. The Rockbusters bit earlier on this particular episode is my favorite of all time (Deli meat tree, Christ, de 'berg!)
1e4c5 2 years ago 32
That rockbusters is my favourite clip the lads have ever done
macpac22 2 years ago 9
my fav rock busters is "buy it if you want, not fussed, shop around, come back, " (Soft Cell) and ricky actually makes Karl laugh with his histerics.
nobrakesukspeedway 2 years ago
Mines probably "at the moment, I'm in a river full of logs" Ricky: "Justin Timber....LAKE YOU SAID RIVER! LAKE YOU SAID RIVER! LAKE YOU SAID RIVER..... you fucking idiot" XD
squirehendrix 2 years ago
TURN THE RECORD OFF!!!
i nearly burst hearing that
rorrt 2 years ago 4
SOMBODY SEND ME THAT PHOTO!!!
tcleader 2 years ago 4
Karl is the funniest one on the show
rulebrittaniaPTBB 2 years ago