soldiers bored in iraq

[mcsthalia72]

ok,somebody PLEASE remind me.Why are we in Iraq again???

[MyselfAbbud]

@ogden8 if they don1 have anything to do there the work is ended...

[Judeschwein88]

hope these american niggers all day. all americans = slave. guess what get off my land (germany) you fucking brainwashed stupid shitty culture people..

[hellagunner1]

@Judeschwein88 they be fucking your wifes though :o dont hate ;D

[SUPERIRAQIII]

@Judeschwein88  lol

[SUPERIRAQIII]

@Judeschwein88 i dont know why they are in germany so long!

[TheRangerdude2]

what if all of the sudden you took small arms fire?

[MrUndestroyable]

@TheRangerdude2 Then there "id checker" wouldn't work :(

[TheMrbenjamin72]

lets crash the humvee to a tree :P

[ashen144]

*officer comes over*

...."what..the...f***"

[MERCENARY575]

hes there ied detector

[wihyrr]

lol you fuckin rasists top comment bastards

[gov11223]

I wonder what the Taliban think if they see this..

[oriam2343]

@gov11223 "We are lusin tu dese guyz!?!?"

[TechnicalDifficulty9]

Nice hood ornament...

[jti109]

I'm like 60% sure that's hazing lol

[Infiltrator50x]

Operation "Blackshield"

[darthsasuke554]

Why'd they have to tie up Laforge?

[LADjsim]

operation token is finally over!! no to operation javier!

[MrSmithyistheman]

some things never change LET HIM GO BOYS HAHA

[shawn3213]

LOL

[Dinox242]

tape is cheap

[silknick555]

operation human shield



[robyncoolie8]

i love the voice of the soldier with the cam his laugh is sexy

[itsmeyeaboi]

lmao, crazy mofo,

[suxatgolf]

hey i paid for that tape lol

[c4tze]

@suxatgolf hahahahahaha

[xXSgtWolfXx]

@suxatgolf our troops pay taxes too so they paid for it really...

[Corkoth55]

we'll neever know if he got cut out.

[yellow16022]

oh just because hes black

[jesuslovesmebetter]

they should do this to captured insurgents, then go on patrol. :)

[SuperTruth77]

A colleague at work- a real whingeing Liberal type- is annoying everyone by going on about starting up a ‘NAME & SHAME ABUSIVE SOLDIERS’ website.

This will feature a database of servicemen & women with anyone able to post allegations of mistreatment & poor conduct. He reckons personal details will be published (address, relations’ workplaces & schools etc.) & that ‘flashmob’-type protests will be organised “so those with blood on their hands can taste people’s fury & vengeance”.

[Bohja1]

and then the engine was bullet proof

[Jester505]

Doesn't government scotch tape cost like a thousand dollars a roll? Oh but wait...the life that you guys put on the line for us is worth a lot more. Be smart...and be safe. Oh and.........plaaaay nicccce. :-)

[SuperRiguy]

How did the Humvee overheat....... o we just taped a black guy to the front

[mrfluffy117]

And these are the people who are protecting us. I EEL SO SAE!! XD

[mrfluffy117]

@mrfluffy117 Safe*

[idrums4life]

press 8 for dolphines

[MarineBrandon123]

A BLACK GUY FOR A BUMPER lol

[TheJoshuagamez]

well they should be fighting for our country not fucking around]\

[kujowahwah]

@TheJoshuagamez if you think so...join up and go on patrols by yourself...this is between missions when they realy need something to make them smile...a sense of humor is very very important in the military...believe it or not it saves lives...would you want a severely depressed soldier or marine on the 50cal turret while you'r on a patrol?

[Elmo187]

@TheJoshuagamez Coming from a person that hasn't EVER been on the front line...

[sternmeganick1]

I.E.D Detector xD

[unmi1231]

@sternmeganick1 jeeze thats mean dude lol but i got to amit (fail) thats funny

[moshipet08]

lol he probley cudnt feel his face afta that

[airborne754]

give him a gun and go on patrol with him ike that

[Rato74]

I knew that there would be a ew jerks to make racist comments.... They are fighting together...You fuk....

[n1234ick]

biggest redneck accent ever

[Yeslek276]

sure it's tape up the black guy day LOL

[gmodzombieteam]

hope the driver knows how to drive. would be a shame if he rams something xD

[jcat1411]

cause hes black this doesnt seem right

[vversusv]

I knew that when I looked at top comments one of them would be about him being black

[LoureiroRodrigo]

These are only young men with a hard and dangerous work... let them have fun, even in a warzone... its the best way to put away all of that home sickness... Stay frosty mates!

[NightmareSite]

imagine they got attackd while they were doing that that would suck x.x

[RyNsWoRLD]

and then their sergeant walks up...

[Some4wesomeGuy]

@RyNsWoRLD ..& starts joining in ^-^

[sarahshaw2010]

That looks like fun!!

[Hoolie2899]

Ugliest bumper ever ^^

[hifeyracer]

must be fun being a high rank lol

[thablazter]

"Operation Black Shield"

[sk8ferlife1]

@thablazter lmfao i loled xD

[EzeCoyote]

South Park, anyone?

[Augustahumbert]

@EzeCoyote first thing that came to mind..... South Park the movie.

[SWI0001]

WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT THE USA BOY?!

[benkenser]

When insurgent comes, they will probably just leave him!

[NeoAlucardX]

Then the mortar siren blared through the loudspeakers.

Seriously, I can take a few jokes, and I did when I was in the AF, but this could of became seriously tragic if something outside of your control were to happen. Imagine having to be the soldier to call your mother, to tell her that you died. Died because some dumbass redneck hicks taped you to the front of a military vehicle that was struck by a mortar because, even though the sirens went off, they couldn't get you out in time. Be serious.

[essamalsalhi]

@ 123hylton Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOL

[123hylton]

always the black guy..

[kissmeukiss22]

@123hylton yes its alway black guy

[tazzyman656]

@123hylton Racist much

[SargePK]

@123hylton was going the same thought in my head :P



[Fredddie100]

they should have gone on patrol with him on the front :L

[Deepseagirl1995]

U should drive the car tho

[WeihrauchUK]

Oh sure, tape up the black guy.

[jhoon234]

IM NOT TRYING TO BE RACeIS but HONEY I GOT A DEER

[Ordoo145]

Good to know we funded this...

[thecupcakeman69]

@Ordoo145 good to know they pay taxes too and like to actualy joke around for once in a place where shit is so serious all the time. So stuff it faget

[Ordoo145]

@thecupcakeman69

Learn to spell "faggot" please.

[thecupcakeman69]

@Ordoo145 haha thats your come back? nigga please this is youtube not a college paper

[Ordoo145]

@thecupcakeman69 Because spelling is hard.

[thecupcakeman69]

@Ordoo145 lol yup=)

[BravoNyN]

having fun takes the edge of the time being there .

[Waffenzug]

That's too funny!  Good to see the fellas having some fun.

[malibutequila]

I was kinda hoping they drive off with that...

[anderserlkker]

...............So thats what my tax money goes to :P

Whatever! Given them a good laugh and something to keep them going...

I respect the soldiers who dous something for there country!

[goofball173]

Is it the Army?

[LilJ3090]

@goofball173 cant tell, at one minute they look like Marines, the next Rangers

[MasterLouisSG]

Operation black shield !

Great job soldiers ! XD

[Rubberduckyofdoomy]

@MasterLouisSG

you made me lol

[deadly6actual]

O man that's funny as hell

[DAVID0665]

duncan7599...I'd like to get hands on your punk ass!!

[duncan7599]

Bunch of pigs and murderers and cowards. Where is a IED when you need one.

[cantugabe]

@duncan7599

You sir, are an idiot.

[Q8379]

The country paid 3 Trillion for this? Good to know.

Oh, and before some so-called "patriot" starts saying I'm against freedom, well keep in mind that we are the agressors in this war. We aren't defending ourselves.

[firedathan]

these guys have to much time on their hands.

[JiSeLo3682]

Funny!

[crazycomicsinc100]

so... is this gonna be if battlefield 3? cuz id rather do this than shoot, kill, shoot, kill, and then DUCK TAPE UR FRIEND TO A HUMMER AND DRIVE AROUND THE BATTLEFIELD! YAAAAAAAY

[Axz92]

Thts what we call "Black Ops"!

[eatmyshorts00901]

Well...I guess Duct Tape does fix everything.

[megafatkid123]

I see what our taxes go to

[ejl23156]

@megafatkid123 Hey bro, servicemen pay taxes too dumbass. lulz.

[MrKrazymoon]

@ejl23156 I KNOW DAT SHIT

[spedmanful]

I WILL VOTE DOWN HIS BECAUSE YOU DID THAT GROW UP seriously they dont want their life shitted on they shouldnt join simple gang rule 1 never give up never back down never throw in the towl

[Nevadaghosthunters13]

now thats what i call black ops! ba dum tis!!

[CrazyVideoGamer815]

American Tax dollars at work

[IAMNOTAFAGGOT]

27 billion dollars hard at work.

[FaBUloUsLyCOnFuZzLeD]

I will vote down any comments I see from morons who speak against the men and women who put down their lives for you miserable people! They made a choice to protect YOU and YOUR FREEDOM while you sit at home and BITCH. I am not in the military myself, but I have extreme respect for every single man and woman who has made that choice, and I support our troops 100%

[CrazyVideoGamer815]

@FaBUloUsLyCOnFuZzLeD I respect them, but they aren't really defending American Freedom at the moment because nobody is invading the U.S....

[FaBUloUsLyCOnFuZzLeD]

@CrazyVideoGamer815 So what if America's soil isn't being invaded right now? They are out there, putting their lives on the line, to keep that from happening. Whether we are being invaded or not, they are still risking their life for you out there.

[MauricioAE1]

yes perfect playing with toys while spend our money daily

[whswaterboy]

of course they tape the black man lol

[Broden124]

so this is where our tax dollars go to. fuck you US army and fuck your soldiers for wasting MY money

[HazelBowen]

@Broden124 Shut up pussy. Leave the U.S. if you don't like it.

[bbbbaaaaish]

@Broden124 Why don't you join the military, you ignorant fuck. I know you couldn't hack it, just by how you talk. Maybe soldiers need to take a load off every once in a while too, like YOU do ALL THE TIME in the civilian world. We get way longer hours than you and we dont get paid nearly as much. We put in harder work in the worst conditions. We're a big family. Always sticking together. Training hard, fighting easy.

You probably don't have the heart to understand something like that though.

[bbbbaaaaish]

@Broden124 You make me want to go pull all my money out of the atm and set it on fire. Money means shit when you do what we do. Take your fucking money and go live in a different country. That'll work.

[OmsoiTekken]

@Broden124 Why don't you go over there and ask yourself the same question every day. "Will I live through today?"

You're so arrogant.

[dabearsfan811]

@Broden124 Say that to a soldiers face dickwad...I bet you wont.

[david12121212121215]

No lilmansms1 this is entertaining

[friedie1jeff]

Is this what the recruiter meant when he said that I would see the world when I joined the army?

[ZrazorRozenstrauch]

This is why we can't have gays in the military. If we did, overtly kinky things like this would cease to be funny and might become weird.

[LittleMissInvisible]

Black dude dies first: The Live Action Movie!

[lilmanms1]

now this is real black ops

[Iganick]

captain comes: IM NEXT :D

[Thunterpunter]

Haha he an IED detector

[germanovich3D]

It's like in the movie Quentin Tarantino's "Pulp fiction.

[defiant18]

while u doin that other ppl r bein killed, if u fukin yanks r just gunna b fuckwits then u shouldnt expect every other nation to send troops n die there while u play fucking games.

[steve110897]

@defiant18 well why dont u go serve in the military and stop complaining u idiot

[Kownu]

@defiant18 I guarantee you don't even have the balls to set a single foot on any real battlefield and do what these guys have to do every day. You really need some help if you're getting pissed off at guys who have to live with the question "Am I going to live through today?" for fucking around at all. Show some fucking respect, these men all make a HUGE sacrifice that you don't even understand for OUR FREEDOM every goddamn day.

[MetalMan2k]

@Kownu That is correct! Thanks for that. Soldiers are humans too.

[cursedlemon]

@Kownu I don't question the mettle of American soldiers because I have no doubt that these men are putting their lives on the line for SOMETHING. Is that something our freedom? I'm inclined to think not - which is why I end up feeling sorry for them. Unless they really believe they're fighting for American freedom, in which case more power to them, and may they absorb bullets with all the dignity and honor of men on a "mission from God."

[TheVocalNinja]

@defiant18 yo mate yuh know nothing really is happening there atm after the death of bin ladin these guys just bored out of their brains and nobody else has anything to do either

[xXColtsfan27Xx]

@TheVocalNinja Are you really retarded enough to believe they just drill every day then go play tag? Osama is only 1 out of thousands of terrorists. Right now there are thousands of private and government contractors building the foundations for a new Iraq. They need new infrastructure, military, emergency response, building codes etc. Troops are over there raiding buildings for more terrorists, setting up a military, and providing protection for everyone. They're there for a reason dumbass.

[AyhanHouseMusic]

lol south park

[khellozme]

new movie.. black hawk is up!

[PrincessTammySDH]

so funny! lol

[fargone164]

this is how i found my girlfriend.

[razerGoliathNeo]

a brother always gets it...

[TheAEFreak]

newest IED locator

[firephoenix4321]

epic racism fail

[wigimanXx]

it would suck if they hit a land mind with him on their

[Esinololly]

What the hell. XD

[THEMSASBOYZ]

When I said GO PLANK A HUMMER, I meant the roof lol

[THEMSASBOYZ]

So what happens when an ops is called in a hurry? lol, HOLD ON MATE, THIS MIGHT STING A LITTLE... LOLOL

[jhoon234]

Thay got a deer

[forgodsake234]

Black guys thoughts "Damn Crackers"

[QuidCorpus]

this is borderline hazing

[blaster0219]

Reminds Me of The South Park War Scene with the Black Guys strapped to Tanks for Reinforced Armor!

[moneyright22]

"It's our new IED Detector" HYSTERICAL

[vwbeetleowner]

they should have driven away with him on the bumper!!! lol

[Inmate2587]

Operation Blackshield is a GO!!

[loverofroblox57]

@Inmate2587 hahaha

[loverofroblox57]

@Inmate2587 but its a copy of my commet =/

[derek1230066]

Holy shit operation idiot bumper in effect!

[ghost321000]

you can do anything with duct tape

[DjThundergun]

*radio* : "MESSAGE TO 'ALL' UNITS..."

[loverofroblox57]

Ready for operation black shield!

[NZ097]

@loverofroblox57 hahahahaha

now this is the new shield of the mordern humbies!

[TheSisisspore]

so... people are scared of black guys?

[fagg0tslave]

@PsychicXpizzaXman I didn't even see he was black, cuz I see PASSED colors

[PsychicXpizzaXman]

@fagg0tslave okay bud, colour blind?

[Filo127]

reminds me of " operation human shield " from south park

[jeffrey8770]

dishonorable discharge!

[06evo9mrFTW]

wheres the Lt. when you need them? -_-

[CaptainMiller1]

operation human shield

[Purecashew]

road killed buck

[kdo509]

y'all just bugging with those stupid comments , they just trying to have a good time while ur dumbass sitting behind screen doing ntn ? go get a job

[NiggahStoleMyChicken]

no wonder why black men are always the first to die!! lol

[smellmyclock]

oh i get it....

so wen its night, they use him to make the humvee invisible in the dark

brilliant

[timberwolf218]

Duct tape: the REAL wepon in Iraq.

[foxracing279]

Lol of course they did it to the black one!

[MyselfAbbud]

USA is paing milions dolars in this war???? WTF???

[TStrince]

@MyselfAbbud ...its obv these guys are on a day off and trying to have a good time? just cuz their soldiers dont mean they cant have fun once in awhile

[ogden8]

@MyselfAbbud You're such a douchebag. This is what soldiers do keep up the morale.  You go over there for 15 mos, away from your family, and that green grass on your lawn. You're to pu**y to man up fa g.

[pbguy357]

This is what they used to do to minorities.

[conciousness88]

i dont think human shields work for humvees

[africandude1]

What if there was a surprise attack at that moment