Illia is a FUCKING BITCH! I mean, how could she care about Epona more than Link? Why doesn't she have any confidence in him? And why the hell does she want all of Link's stuff, including his horse, anyway? WTF!
"You know what's under the skin? A layer of muscle. You know what's under the muscle? A layer of nerve endings. And you know what's under that layer nerve endings? Bone, Link. BONE. YOU WERE TWO LAYERS AWAY FROM KILLING EPONA!" -Ilia, in her shining moment
@willblizz32 My guess about Mayor Bo (and this is completely theoretical) must have some Moblin genes in his genteic makeup, the reason why I state this is because some of the older versions of Moblins had tusks.
@willblizz32 I mean it's only logical other-wise my only other theory (and least likely) was that a small percentage of total population of Hyrule had some small genetic differences from the rest of the population.
@nifhelheimdrauphnir Um... Majora's Mask and Ocarina of time didn't come up on the gamecube... Ocarina of time came out on the Nintendo64 when I was 2, and Majora's Mask on the same consol when I was 4... Those games where made 1998 and 2000, gamecube wasn't invented at the time..... Also The generations aren't completely correct either, besides whats it got to do with this video?
@KaelaBoo99 No, considering the fact that if everything was correct then it aint Zelda... You have to have some very irrational and scientifically messed up things... :P Like maybe it was a memory loss arrow! o: lol
ok. im such a fan that im watchn everthing all over again. love man. ps: great commentary on ep 15. "i researched for u ppl." thank u for researching for us!
How did Hyrulian social services not take Ilia away after they found out Mayor Bo was an openly gay child predator? The gay part I understand. You can be gay and raise a child. That's perfectly acceptable and it's not a crime. But if you're a child predator, heterosexual or otherwise, I'm pretty sure they won't let you raise a child.
ym... if they are put down when they break their leg...how do people know it doesn't heal?lol u kill them b4 it can heal how would u know if it can heal (brought to u by the Hindered Old Rich Stereotypically Erectile-dysfunction Shams).... (couldnt think of a good acronym lemme lone :D
@Bobster930 Great now I have to explain it, Crazy Horse is a famous native whom had his likeness carved into a mountain. I was just doing a play on words of what you said about Ilia's crazy horse obsession.
Lappydog is amazing. But he is alright. Wish he would do hammier voices for girls =P
UnderoathLambofgod 3 days ago
is it just me or does that leader of the shadow people sound like john madden?
Mason428131 1 week ago in playlist Xana's Twilight Princess Abridged
colon with an English accent SWEET
zeldabeatle9 2 weeks ago
Adamwestslapdog was better but I still like this
Amzb2st 2 weeks ago
Not as good as adamwestslapdog he was was Funny! But this is still good I like it
Amzb2st 2 weeks ago
your voice is diffrent from this? from tp from oot?
LionelRuleZ 1 month ago
OOOOH The pancake conversation was in OoT abridged, too, with Ganondorf and Zelda. I agree with Ganon and Ilia. Thicker is best.
IAmACocoonLCie 1 month ago
OMG YES HIS IS PERFEECT
ParutoKamamaki 1 month ago
I like thinner pancakes...
SephsFamily 1 month ago
lol I'm glad I found this series I <3 it.
Its hilarious.
odst4life123 1 month ago
OMG. Colin found out about Link's magic bean addiction.
Gazerman100 1 month ago
i tought ila in the part she got shot she will say i got shot in the knee : D
bobaneko 1 month ago
This is great go link don't die and don't see spiders or there doomed bi
TheGotenza 2 months ago
what song is that
12vocaloidfan 2 months ago
Epona: please dont touch me...
LOL
zappzinger1 2 months ago
buen video del juego aunque le faltan voses
WESLEY00791 2 months ago
why the frick does epona have a male voice
masteratemu 2 months ago
BECAUSE MAGIC! THATS HOW!
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...muffins (crowd laughs and cheers)
pRojecTMuffinCakes 2 months ago 5
HA! Ilia the joke's on you; epona is still alive, wanna know how? Wait for it............wait for it.........!
pRojecTMuffinCakes 2 months ago
because colon and illia were just taling about which they liked better......
LinkGirl19 2 months ago
omg i just realized something!! in ocarina of time xana had ganon and zelda talking about pancakes and which on they liked better..... wierd O.o
LinkGirl19 2 months ago
If I don't love u I dont know what love is
brbird 3 months ago
@MrAnimeKitty Actually, this came first, so that episode was a reference, not this one.
EssenceOfSouls 3 months ago
5:24
Rosalinachick 3 months ago
Colon:Link, have you been smoking something?
Link: HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?!? I mean, uh, no.
Rosalinachick 3 months ago 18
ending song?
sailormoon1032 3 months ago
PANCAKE REFERENCE FROM OCARINA OF TIME EPISODE FINALE!!!!!!!
5:43
MrAnimekitty 3 months ago
@MrAnimekitty no the ocarina of time pancake talk is a reference to this abridged episode.
videomatt102 3 months ago
@videomatt102 ok, i'll put that comment on the Oot episode
MrAnimekitty 3 months ago
"I think I swallowed a cockroach."
LOLZ
Rosalinachick 3 months ago
so THAT'S why they took epona in the game!
GamerInari 4 months ago
9:33 Uv never heard of a talking horse?
Chieftains187 4 months ago in playlist Twilight Princess Abridged (Xanauzumaki)
Lol, Colan creeps Link out, but the other three kids are just totally adorable
Rithirh 4 months ago
"obshticles" lol
billiejoe21JOS 4 months ago
whats the ending song?
lightsaberking 5 months ago
lol, my epic adventure senses are tingling.
ZephyrinSkies 5 months ago
Do you like naruto or is ur name really uzumaki?
souleaterXlinklover 5 months ago
what the name of that song at the end credits I wanna hear it all
Arcticgod3535 5 months ago
what was Link talking about when he said "that's downright disturbing"?
HighOnLackOfSanity 5 months ago
@HighOnLackOfSanity that Colin went into his closet with a replica of Link's head and sexual fantasies about him while whipping himself
zeldafan900 4 months ago
@zeldafan900 what about Colin going into his closet with a replica of Link's head and sexually fantasizing about him while whipping himself?
HighOnLackOfSanity 4 months ago
@HighOnLackOfSanity you were asking what Link was talking about being downright disturbing
zeldafan900 4 months ago
Or she's a he.
Redstarthehunter 5 months ago
um... isn't epona female?
atemnar 5 months ago
yay for gay mayor bo!
LadyOfBroadway333 5 months ago
Illia is a FUCKING BITCH! I mean, how could she care about Epona more than Link? Why doesn't she have any confidence in him? And why the hell does she want all of Link's stuff, including his horse, anyway? WTF!
MultiGamemaster1 6 months ago in playlist More videos from xanauzumaki
"Phil what the hell!?" haha
TheKotorFanatic 6 months ago
illia does complain about Epona's injury but she doesn't go as far as she did in this
zeldafan900 6 months ago
What is the intro song called? Anyone know?
The12232flower 6 months ago
"You know what's under the skin? A layer of muscle. You know what's under the muscle? A layer of nerve endings. And you know what's under that layer nerve endings? Bone, Link. BONE. YOU WERE TWO LAYERS AWAY FROM KILLING EPONA!" -Ilia, in her shining moment
discoisacoolword 6 months ago
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AnimalCrossing4ev 6 months ago
''you poor thing...'' thats what the narrator is thinking of link at that moment! XD
donniegirl12 6 months ago
8:27 Gate crash!
LinkHackzor56 6 months ago
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3:18 "Link have you been smoking something?"
LinkHackzor56 6 months ago
3:20 "Link have you been smoking something?"
LinkHackzor56 6 months ago
ilia:I am not frinkin over reacting you FAt SACK Of LARD!
Link: wait ur dumping me 4 a horse?
Mayor bo: its ok link u still have me
Link: get the hell away from me!
KaelaBoo99 6 months ago
hheheh: Sure Epona, i can show you how to be emo."
TheFalloutfree 6 months ago
every second i watch this i laugh even harder this abridged series is just too funny.
assassin6851 6 months ago
best zelda paraody iv ever seen
puppymuffin1 6 months ago
they are called moblins
souleaterXlinklover 6 months ago
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I hope you die!
Kattieninja 6 months ago
You're leaving me for a horse?!
hm149 7 months ago
@daviango11 You mean, the Pedophilic Mayor Bo
a1joryj 7 months ago
i just relized in your intro song you spelled ganons name wrong
foxykun1 7 months ago
Mayor Bo makes herbert look harmless.
Shanethefilmmaker 7 months ago in playlist The Legend Of Zelda Twilight Princess Abridged
Mtn. dew all the way baby! :D
pRojecTMuffinCakes 7 months ago
aaaaaaaagh! spiders! getthemoffgetthemoffgetthemoff!
pRojecTMuffinCakes 7 months ago
Ilia and Collin had the same conversation about pancakes that Zelda and Ganondorf had. Make more pancake conversations in the future O.o
SoraRoxasAxel 7 months ago
I have 1 question about Mayor Bo. WTF is on his face...Facial Hair? Tusks?
deathshadow2492 7 months ago 42
@deathshadow2492 tusks...
willblizz32 6 months ago
@willblizz32 Thank you for explaining that. When I played this game I always wondered if that was facial hair or tusks.
deathshadow2492 6 months ago
@deathshadow2492 no prob man
willblizz32 6 months ago
@willblizz32 My guess about Mayor Bo (and this is completely theoretical) must have some Moblin genes in his genteic makeup, the reason why I state this is because some of the older versions of Moblins had tusks.
deathshadow2492 6 months ago
@deathshadow2492 yeah..good point
willblizz32 6 months ago
@willblizz32 I mean it's only logical other-wise my only other theory (and least likely) was that a small percentage of total population of Hyrule had some small genetic differences from the rest of the population.
deathshadow2492 6 months ago
@deathshadow2492 whoa...maybe!
willblizz32 6 months ago
@willblizz32 Again they are both theories, so don't just accept completely but just try to make sense of it.
deathshadow2492 5 months ago
@deathshadow2492 a REALLY Pointy Mustache
AshuraandWechidnia 6 months ago
@AshuraandWechidnia XD
deathshadow2492 6 months ago
@deathshadow2492 it's a mustache
zeldafan900 4 months ago
@deathshadow2492 WHAT IS ONE BO'S FACE? The world will never know........
girXxXpiggy 3 months ago
@girXxXpiggy XD
deathshadow2492 3 months ago
i love this show so much!! : )
theanimefan78 7 months ago
whats feddish lol
i still didnt understand what it means when i watched xana's oot abridged
ariyiasan23 7 months ago
my mom said that she thought Bo had horns on his face but it is his mustache XD
megalegozero 7 months ago
Super nice job.
NotOrdinaryInGames 7 months ago
this episode is the funniest video i ever seen, lol hahahhaha.
kingdombladesventus 7 months ago
@daviango11 you mean pedophiel
undeadrising2 7 months ago
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what does Colin say before "sexual fantasies" and after "I go into it"?
zeldafan900 7 months ago
what does Colin say before sexual fantasies and after I go into it?
zeldafan900 7 months ago
GATE CRASH!
zzi6zz 7 months ago
and someday ilia began the insane PETA
thenewoblivion 7 months ago
i'm sorry , i know this might be unnecesary but i still wanna make sure about everyone and the guy who made this video
are you aware that the zelda generations from link to the next link are
ocarina, mayorask, ?, twilighlith princes, wind waker, spirit track, ?
ofcourse that is skipping the ones that came before
i'm just talking about thos that came up on gamecube and wii, this is the related generation of these ones.
just making sure ~ ~ ~
nifhelheimdrauphnir 8 months ago
@nifhelheimdrauphnir Um... Majora's Mask and Ocarina of time didn't come up on the gamecube... Ocarina of time came out on the Nintendo64 when I was 2, and Majora's Mask on the same consol when I was 4... Those games where made 1998 and 2000, gamecube wasn't invented at the time..... Also The generations aren't completely correct either, besides whats it got to do with this video?
keyow2 7 months ago
one of the bulbins sounds like the old man from pawn stars
kontrahylian 8 months ago
Serious Biology Nerd Ilia is
kontrahylian 8 months ago
Bo:Is alright Link,you still have me.
Link:Get hell away from me!!
Bo:Someday you love me Link,someday.
LOL ROLF
YariaGirly 8 months ago in playlist Twilight Princess Abridged Series (Xanauzumaki) 28
you're soooo funny
zeldafan900 8 months ago
About pancakes...?
xDDD hilarious xD
Ikhaho 8 months ago
Ilia is right. Shouldn't she have a back injury? And isn't link more likely 2 have his memory lost since he got clubbed on his head?
KaelaBoo99 8 months ago
@KaelaBoo99 No, considering the fact that if everything was correct then it aint Zelda... You have to have some very irrational and scientifically messed up things... :P Like maybe it was a memory loss arrow! o: lol
keyow2 7 months ago
Hey that was nevet1212's ganon slayer song and I didn't know he watches his vid's
TheKylesworld 8 months ago
"All hail Satan! All hail Satan!" XD That was hilarious.
IHugShortPeople 8 months ago
!!! you stole the first part of the legend of zelda ocarina of time theme song! >:( ((no not the one YOU used at the start, the one at the end))
yeilder100 8 months ago
hahah this part made me laugh soo daymn hardd!!! 5:20-5:42!! hahah
edwardinga 8 months ago
If there is, may it come crashing through that gate
GATECRASH
Aw come on
TheHeroOfTheTwilight 8 months ago
Ahaahaa I knew Colin would be all British. Now I have to finish this game so I can watch all the episodes without spoilers ><
SunnnyLen 8 months ago
Bahaha "all hail satan..all hail satan"
kairiXhikariX 9 months ago
@kairiXhikariX Cut with the saten crap!
Masterofchaos9999 8 months ago
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Masterofchaos9999 8 months ago
@Masterofchaos9999 ...sorry lol
kairiXhikariX 8 months ago
@daviango11 no it's Gayor Bo
EzioAuditoreXIII 9 months ago
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I AM NOT OVER REACTING YOU FAT SACK OF LARD!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!
MsTbeezySwagg 9 months ago
Midna! not minda
donovandelozier93 9 months ago
uuuw link`s here mmmmhh
PRICELESS!
familyguythebest 9 months ago
5:32 OMG IS THAT SKULLTULA?! D':
Mabiki13 9 months ago
"Oh Link, for the love of God please help me!"
Animelover1859 9 months ago
LOL Illia is fucked up
Jamaszter 10 months ago
link sounds like someone from another show I watched. I think it has something to do with SSBB
MidnaTheZoroark 10 months ago
Malo All hail satin all hail satin all hail satin all hail satin
Talo stop it with tht satin crap
Malo ok
lovesloz 10 months ago
Gosh poor Epona! She/He's so abused by that girl!
Khelsey22 10 months ago
" um,i mean...neigh?"
lol
TheGuardianOfHyrule 10 months ago
Im Sorry Epona I ....... PLEASE DONT TOUCH ME
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !!!
godfu23 10 months ago
oh, I've been shot with an arrow that should normally cause a back in ingery but for some reason causes me to lose my memory!
SuperOnigiripanda 10 months ago
oh Link's here mmmmm XD
305marina0912 10 months ago
Why did you make the mayor GAY! It just isnt right but funny comments in it. LOL!
Greenlink55 10 months ago
I luv ur Abridged Series Iv seen it twice because how halarius it is {P.S Sorry if I miss spelled that word}
Midna102 10 months ago
isn't epona actually a girl? and wouldn't it be even funnier if link was an idiot?
evilpolarbear7 10 months ago
I cudnt stop laughing xD
jdecoud1 11 months ago
@Clausthemaskedman Memory poison...yeah seriously.
stathamajf 11 months ago
'This is the most horrifying experience of my life!'...poor naive Link, you have no idea what is yet to come do you.
stathamajf 11 months ago
lol rap credits
Aang139 11 months ago
Pancakes :D
kontrahylian 11 months ago
Link Haz A girlfriend Oooo
kontrahylian 11 months ago
Isn't just me or does Colin sounds like Stewie Griffin from Family Guy?
Yoshi317 11 months ago
colin scares me alot!!!
wassup481 11 months ago
lol
aww crap..my epic adventure scences are tingeling
Lightstreak911 1 year ago
i loe gender benders. they'er so funny
Lightstreak911 1 year ago
only abridged loz tp with no dislikes
DreamingNinjasPro 1 year ago
"all hale satin, all hale satin!"
"cut it with the satin crap"
"sorry"
starberrydust 1 year ago
9:09 xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
linkerjuax 1 year ago
ok. im such a fan that im watchn everthing all over again. love man. ps: great commentary on ep 15. "i researched for u ppl." thank u for researching for us!
JstGoinForIt 1 year ago
Umm..... Epona is supposed to be a girl so y does it have a dude voice?
StallordBeast98 1 year ago
@StallordBeast98 gender bender
Lightstreak911 1 year ago
somehow...I can see Mayor Bo in a Pedo Bear costume ;D
DeeShizoku208 1 year ago
what is the song at the end it sounds very entyretaining
ansem12351 1 year ago
lol u dumped me for a horse???
Lightstreak911 1 year ago
maybe he used to be a girl hungry pervert :P
codylewis66 1 year ago
How did Hyrulian social services not take Ilia away after they found out Mayor Bo was an openly gay child predator? The gay part I understand. You can be gay and raise a child. That's perfectly acceptable and it's not a crime. But if you're a child predator, heterosexual or otherwise, I'm pretty sure they won't let you raise a child.
bellybuttonlint6225 1 year ago
How did you make this only a week after the first episode?
azbayzia 1 year ago
from 8:32 and on....I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair!
Nice job my friend!
budzlightyear 1 year ago
illia:i'm sorry epona but.......
epona:please don't touch me
lol XD
ThePlato90 1 year ago 3
what the song you used for the intro?
ewqcdhBCVADHCEJ 1 year ago
he is gay very gay
mastercool500 1 year ago
... Is the little dude Butters?
0Krusnik0 1 year ago
you spelrt Midna Minda
heegee8 1 year ago
ym... if they are put down when they break their leg...how do people know it doesn't heal?lol u kill them b4 it can heal how would u know if it can heal (brought to u by the Hindered Old Rich Stereotypically Erectile-dysfunction Shams).... (couldnt think of a good acronym lemme lone :D
loosetehbest 1 year ago
when you were in that hole lol
cooperslink 1 year ago
he spelt horse wrong
cooperslink 1 year ago
nice job on the intro song and clips
auqanova 1 year ago
LOL TOO FUNNY!
Rocketfist15 1 year ago
"can i have a soda"
"NO
LOL
1337Techie 1 year ago
Mayor: I just want'cha to know Link, that if anything happens between you and Illia... You always have me!
Link: Uhh...
shoeberrypie 1 year ago
I'm glad i'm not the only one who thinks llia has a crazy horse obsession!
Bobster930 1 year ago 56
@Bobster930 but I don't see crazy horse anywhere!!!!
Shanethefilmmaker 8 months ago
@Shanethefilmmaker ...What?
Bobster930 8 months ago
@Bobster930 Great now I have to explain it, Crazy Horse is a famous native whom had his likeness carved into a mountain. I was just doing a play on words of what you said about Ilia's crazy horse obsession.
Shanethefilmmaker 8 months ago
@Shanethefilmmaker Right, sorry I didn't get the reference....
Bobster930 8 months ago
@Bobster930 your not alone
gingamaster134 8 months ago
@Bobster930
nevet1212, who also has a Twilight Princess Abridged series, made Ilia into a Zoofelic Lesbian.
"Ooh Epona, your legs are sooo sexy"
So no...no you're not.
But the "What? Sorry did you say something? I was thinking about boobs." In the first episode won me over in this abridged.
arrowriver 7 months ago
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@arrowriver Thanks, I'll check it out.
Bobster930 7 months ago
@Bobster930 LINK'S ON THE TRAILS WITH A CRAZY HORSE
undeadrising2 7 months ago
LOL MAYOR BO
JaredMcChicken 1 year ago
Sure Epona I can teach you how to be emo justtake the knife and cut yourself. That part made me luagh so hard I almost wet myself.
thelegendarything 1 year ago
i need 2 watch this wile im gagged, cuz i keep loling in class
dood109dd 1 year ago