Does Saku have kids? I looked online and there is 0 info on his personal life. Anyway I was wondering if he does have a son he wd train him in pure catch.
That was very nice. Sakuraba is great! To the person who posted "I just jizzed in my pants"....are you that guy that joins sports just so you can get a peak in the locker room? Maybe a little extra wrestling practice today? Maybe offer your exhausted team mates a nice manly massage after..."It's for the team...oh, grow up, you guys" Closet Jiu Jitsu.
So if prankerdemon is 27 and has a job good enough to call other people pussies for theirs. Why is he arguing with people and dissing fighters on YouTube?
I think Sakuraba was getting a little into the "scientific wrestling" concept. At least I know what a Japanese "Dr. Insano" would look like. And yes, I am pretty nerdy myself.
It does. I kind of fell into it one day by accident. The kid i did it to thought it was the coolest shit ever but i couldnt remember how i did it to show it to him again. glad i stumbled across this video
Sakuraba is one of the most facinating fighter i have ever seen. I watch cage fights often, I think the things that make him unique is not only his personality.. but his ability to pull off moves that makes you scratch your head!, fighters that fight him seems to run into his unpredictable abiltiy and end up losing the fight cause they can't seem to counter his moves!.
That's because Sakuraba is a Catch wrestler and former pro wrestler. Pro wrestling comes from catch wrestling so people don't expect that styles unorthodox submissions, like the boston crab.
Chitanaroxy, yeah it is. His name is Minoru Toyonaga he was an up-and-coming fighter from Takada Dojo about 10 years back. I think he had some medical problems and retired because of them, and has been a ref since at many events.
You basically took the disses I threw at you and threw them back at me...Good one!
That's like a 10 year old sexually confused 3rd grader (Like yourself) saying Im Rubber your glue whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
And you are a complete dumbass,
"a real highschool pro wrestler?" Wtf?
High school wrestling isnt Pro, cock gobbler, look it up before I decide to converse with you.
Look, dipshit. It's a /b/ thing, you're obviously new to the internets. You can't cry over showing how obviously gay your bullshit was. You're the one who mentioned High School like you're some kind of badass. You're wasting my time with all this adolescent bullshit, little kid.
Go converse on the special bus. You know, the one you take to your high school.
I read one of the several comments of yours up there ^^^
It said "since 16"
My fault, but still, for being almost 28 don't you think you can be a little bit more mature by respecting these modern day warriors and at what they do?
I mean I don't go up people that work and say, your a pussy because you do this job...
Haha I don't have time to come argue with your loser ass I bet this is the only interaction you get huh. I don't play any games or warcraft that shit is a huge waste of time.
You don't shit about MMA or fighting in general and have surely never trained a day in your life.
Your terrible at trying to get under my skin cause your way off, I succeed in life unlike you.
Getting trained in sucking dick by your mom doesn't count fag. You have never trained any legitimate martial art for a day in your life loser.
I have warcraft that gay ass game? You sure about that one buddy? Maybe you should look at that video I have on my favorites instead of assuming dick head.
Don't even answer me again this is a fucking waste of my time I don't give two fucks about you loser.
Wow. All these fantasies about sucking dick, you obviously dream about nob-slobbing yourself, you closet-homosexual.
You think your "arts", the fucking ones that EVERYBODY trains in, the mainstream, are legitimate? They're way too popular, like boy bands. Fake and useless in a real fight.
If you didn't give two fucks, you wouldn't keep replying. And you don't own me, so fuck you. I'll answer because I fucking well feel like it.
I'm nowhere near Sakuraba's level, but maybe if I hit Saku's elbow joint with the left side of the hip as shown in the video, I might just break half his grip on the head...
Pranker is just jealous cause he can't wrestler or do Jiu-Jitsu and he knows these guys could destroy him. Judging by those comments i'm sure I could as well.
Yeah right. I know TaichiChuan and Dim Mak points. This isn't fighting, and here's a judgement: don't say you could kick someone's ass over the internet. It makes you a weak lifeless mom's basement cockroach.
"Yeah right. I know TaichiChuan and Dim Mak points."
-Both retarded pseudo-martial arts that don't work for shit in a real fight.
"This isn't fighting, and here's a judgement: don't say you could kick someone's ass over the internet. It makes you a weak lifeless mom's basement cockroach."
Your right Dim Mak isn't fighting its bullshit. I said Kazushi Sakuraba the MMA legend would beat your little puny bitch ass and if you think he wouldn't your a retard. Ya I would beat your ass too.
They've been used as a last defense by ninjas for several centuries. "Ya" you would beat my ass too huh. You're just another mom's basement cockroach. Fucking internet nerd just like this nerd, thinking you're badass.
Here's a wakeup call: you're only badass on the internet. Girls beat you up in school.
Dont cry cause you wasted your time training some stupid shit. 3 years wrestling, 2 in Jiu-Jitsu, 4 and counting in Muay Thai says I would whoop your Dim Mak fake ass touch of death shit any day of the weak.
The fact that you think you could beat Sakurabas ass proves your just a fuckin idiotic kid with too much time on his (or her?) hands. Go tell your mom to make you some hot chocolate before you got to bed baby or you might not get to sleep.
Mom's dead, but you bitch about my age while calling me baby, you're obviously the baby here, "Nisp".
Look. Just admit it, you enjoy intimate fag wrestling because it trains you to be able to stalk guys in the park, tackle and buttfuck them. You're the tackling buttfucker the cops are out looking for.
lol, you're some sort of an insecure wannabe troll. Okay, first off, I never said shit about weak points, only dim mak. Hitting the mastoid is another thing from the majority of "pressure point" techniques altogether because most relevant martial arts teach you to do so. Less than a fifth of the pressure point techniques I've seen executed have worked on anyone trained, out of literally thousands of demonstrations I've seen.
I have studied these: Fossa temporalis, coronal suture, frontal forehead bone, trigiminil nerve, anterior nasal spine, septal cartilage, temporomandibular joint, tip of mandible (of the chin), sternocleidomastoid, nerves beneath the arm, anterior neck region (trachea), suprasternal notch, clavicle, brachial plexus, dislocating the shoulder socket, dislocating the elbow, the area of your diaphragm that isn't protected by your ribs, trapezius muscle, liver, kidneys below the back of the ribcage.
Yeah, yeah, the last guy who said that to me couldn't use any of it. And believe me, it's not impressive that you know the names of all these things. It doesn't mean you can put that to use in a fight or that it will actually work in a fight.
And wow, what a comeback there: "NO U PUT UR REEL AGE ON YOUR PROFIEL U FAGOT I NO ANATEMY"
lol, I never spelled any of that as fucked up as you made it. Stop making shit up that you think makes you look cool. Like "Lord".
Suddenly you changed your name from "kid" because I made you feel insecure, how sad.
I named off all the anatomical weak points in less than a minute. Doesn't mean I can use them? TaijiChuan is a martial art that GRANDMAS can use for self defense. It doesn't take much strength at all to hurt those points of the body.
Guy, I made that Youtube account weeks ago. Join date was october 27th, genius.
And against a trained fighter, attacking most of those weak points without much physical strength is not going to work. Wanna know how I know? Because I've studied and been trained in traditional kung fu and tai chi, seen countless demonstrations, almost none of which were against a physically fit individual. All which WERE did not work.
Bullshit. It doesn't take much force at all, trained or not. You can't train your crotch to hurt less if someone kicks you in the nuts.
You can't train your suprasternal notch to keep you from dying if someone struck the blow of a knuckle right there, or if someone put their foot right into your throat.
Wanna know how I know? My cousin Vince is USNS.
All you talk about is these bullshit "rules" tournaments, there are no rules in a real fight. None of you rule-obsessed "badasses" pay attention
That was two examples out of all of them, and neither of them is sure to work. WANNA KNOW HOW I KNOW? From experience. You can't train your suprasternal notch to keep you from dying if someone struck a blow of a knuckle exactly there (LOL), no, but the chances of a foot in your throat killing you are slim.
And if you'd payed attention yourself, you'd notice that these trained MMA fighters have never been hurt in a recorded incident outside of fights/training.
I've been punched in the throat by boxers and stepped on by wrestlers.
And yeah, I have been kicked in the throat.
It hurts like hell and it's hard to breathe because your throat can spasm, but the chances of crushing the windpipe are NOT favorable, despite whatever you think. You don't believe me? When Evans fought Lambert, he struck him by accident several times in the throat with strikes that would measure out as packing around a ton of force, with nowhere for the force to dissipate.
MMA-obsessed fans talk shit about and shit ON the basic idea of "weak points". There goes your "both of those" idea.
I killed a dog three times my size when the fucker latched onto my ankle in a ditch as I walked home from Highschool. I didn't exercise until construction afterwards. Guess what happened to him after one kick? The fucker DIED. I passed his fluffy white corpse until it rotted away.
A ton of force into anyone's windpipe forces the trachea, effectively suffocating you, dipshit.
Why does that negate my "both of those" idea, moron? Explain. I may talk shit about the idea of dislodging random bones with random nudges, but that's only because I actually know what the fuck I'm talking about.
A ton of force into anyone's windpipe only effectively suffocates you if it manages to crush the trachea, which isn't going to happen every time you so much as hover your hand over someone's throat.
The reason why none of these "rule-obsessed" fighters are ever hurt in recorded incidents is because...OH HEY IT WORKS HERP A DERP DERP. It's not just active fighters either. More than a few of these guys have been out of practice and stopped muggings, robberies, etc.
As a matter of fact, the Japanese police force's training is almost identical to that of a professional fighter, and using jiu jitsu techniques little girls have easily been able to take down assailants.
NOT ONLY THAT, but our own military forces seek hand-to-hand combat training from professional fighters very regularly. Riddle me this: If your main point is that the military uses it, and the military is also trained by these guys, then what happens to your main argument?
It's because suddenly you're agreeing that weak points are studied by military, after saying they're useless. A ton of force into the throat WILL crush the trachea. I never said dislocating bones is possible by "random nudges". How the fuck was my list of exact anatomical locations "random"? We're discussing force, not "hovering your hand over" bullshit. You don't remember what we we're talking about, so how can you "know what the fuck you're talking about" You suffer from Alzheimers. See a doc.
It seems that sarcasm is 100% lost on you. Let me spell this out: THAT WAS A MOSTLY SARCASTIC MESSAGE, AND YOU'RE TAKING IT SERIOUSLY.
I never said all weak points are useless, just ones that have been proven to be. The trachea WILL NOT always be crushed by a strike, THE MAJORITY OF THE TIME the throat will spasm, causing difficulty in breath, but will not be crushed.
My God. You expect me to HEAR sarcasm in an internet post? Are you seriously too stupid to realize that sarcasm is heard, not seen on a page? Let me put it in simple terms you can understand.
Specify sarcasm or
people won't
know. Words
are read
not heard
on the
Internet.
What's more, I said a TON OF FORCE would crush the trachea, not "any strike whatsoever".
And TaiChi WORKS AS WELL. Bravo. You are now at a draw, hardly defeating my point, but proving your memory sucks.
No, I expect you to read and understand the tone of a message. Seriously, guy, last time I checked they taught us about tone in written word in 9th grade.
And a TON OF FORCE isn't guaranteed to crush the trachea, and is not applicable in an actual fight WITHOUT training anyhow. For REGULAR PEOPLE not in good shape, hitting with a ton of force isn't possible in an actual fight.
Where's your proof that tai chi works? Which tai chi master has proven it can work in a self defense situation?
No, you kicking a dog in the throat (THE MOST OBVIOUS REACTION WORKED IN A FIGHT? OH MY!) doesn't count. And in case you didn't know, tone is when you read the words and make a judgment on the further meaning of a message based on the words used and when. It's called READING COMPREHENSION.
It, frankly, appalls me that you want me to take you seriously when you can't detect the sarcasm that I laboriously worked to make obvious.
Oh, you worked so laboriously. I'm SO fascinated by this conversation.
That's tone, idiot. You didn't use any.
By the way, instead of talking shit about TaiChi, the essential beginning of martial arts, get off of your high horse and research the evidence yourself.
Reading comprehension is exactly how I described it, tone is present in the message itself, not in the reading or analysis, and is present in EVERY message.
And no, the beginning of martial arts was in Greek boxing, wrestling, and pankration.
And I have done the research, I used to practice kung fu and tai chi with Dug Corpolongo of Lotus Dragon Kung Fu down here in NM. I did a lot of research, believe me, there is NO evidence.
It's only comprehended if you present it properly, "Einstein".
"Dug" of Kung Fu? You've got to be kidding me.
Also, I don't remember saying anything about where exactly it was, so you're contradicting nothing. TaijiChuan is Snake Fist, as in: the Shaolin. "Kung Fu" routed as martial arts based off of animals? Ringing a bell?
You're really not making any impact here, and my break from the internet has really reminded me how far our argument's gotten from the root.
Fact: That nerd jap has a winning record against larger opponents with vast martial arts experience. You have no record against anything, except for maybe stomping a dog in the throat. derp a derp derp ur so tuff wont u be my sifu parnkerdmeon BUT OH WAIT HOW'S ABOUT SOME EVIDENCE TO BACK UP THAT CLAIM?
High school wrestling? Seriously? I'm 27 and I've been working labor-intense jobs most of my life and you think a HIGH SCHOOL fag can "crush me one by one"
(crush me ONE by ONE?)
That doesn't even make any sense.
I'm not interested in "getting you", faggot, I made no internet tough-guy threats.
The neck crank in the video? If so, it's sort of similar to the 100% just as far as how the hold works. If it's something I said, I wouldn't know what you're talking about exactly after this gigantic shitfest with the PrankerDemon guy.
yes, chinese martial art "kung fu" came from bodhidarma. his chinese name is Ta Mo. ta mo learned forms from watching the vajramushti warriors train in india. so which he then taught the lazy monks in china to keep in shape, which is now known as kung fu. technically the first martial art "system" but not the fist real martial art.
You wouldn't know what the Hell happened yesterday, typical symptoms of early onset Alzheimers. Keep crying about this conversation, that's real manly.
I'm sure "BozZzanjero" over there really gives a shit enough to give a shoulder to cry on.
Furthermore, the ROOT of this argument is that you consider martial arts like tai chi superior to what mixed martial artists use...my point was that mixed martial artists train our military forces in hand-to-hand combat, which includes the use of submissions and weak points as well as strikes, just as much if not more than other non-military martial artists in their respective fields. BECAUSE IT WORKS.
I just find it hilarious that you think you could beat Sakuraba. Do you also think you could beat Kevin Randleman, Quinton Jackson, Anderson Silva, Fedor Emelianenko, Wanderlei Silva, and Mirko Filipovic?
Mirko Filipovic was a Croatian special forces officer with years of experience on the field. Put into MMA, he's been beaten several times despite having military training that rivals that of any of our forces easily.
And if you even want to argue THAT, then I'm afraid you're just not worth my time.
Actually, that nerd jap had a hell of a battle with that very same special forces officer despite weight differences along the lines of 20-30 pounds and a vast age difference.
Everybody plays games, this is the gaming generation, you fuckin idiot. I work with marines that would skullfuck you with a machete that play games. And I'm 27? What are you, 12?
@MexicanMocacho Nobody answered you so here it is: "Dim Mak" is that deadly strike rumoured to have killed Bruce Lee... It is executed with the palm, hitting usually somewhere around the torso, and once you receive it you don't really feel much pain but you die a couple days later. They say some kung fu masters where angry at Bruce Lee because he was revealing their secret techniques and they sent a chinese guy who challenged him and delivered the "Dim Mak". I have no idea if any this is truth.
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That "Jap Nerd" would try to wrestle my "ass" and I'd be busy punching him in the diaphragm and then the neck, finishing with kicking the puny little shit in the ribs. Know what you're talking about before you type. Wrestling is just another reason for gay fucks to touch each other.
Saku is not "Puny" He's not a Heavyweight or anything, but he's 6"0 feet tall, around 190lbs. He's beaten up 4 members of Gracie family, all by submission, and out struck great strikers like Kevin Randleman, Quinton Rampage Jackson, and Ken Shamrock before he was fully out of his mid-career.
He's only lost to the BEST in the world. Igor Vovchanchyn, Mirko Crocop, Wanderlei Silva.
Hahaha Saku would beat your ass so bad you would be flopping around having seizures. He has beaten some of the best fighter in the world and your gonna beat his ass? hahahah that was good for a laugh.
Its Jiujitsu, they are simply copying Jiujitsu. If the Gracies didnt show off their movesets to the world. Sakuraba would be nothing.
Lordofthenipplerings 3 weeks ago
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Does Saku have kids? I looked online and there is 0 info on his personal life. Anyway I was wondering if he does have a son he wd train him in pure catch.
b7r7u7c7e 4 months ago
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lol...Noto Mamiko??!
bjjbruin 4 months ago
That was very nice. Sakuraba is great! To the person who posted "I just jizzed in my pants"....are you that guy that joins sports just so you can get a peak in the locker room? Maybe a little extra wrestling practice today? Maybe offer your exhausted team mates a nice manly massage after..."It's for the team...oh, grow up, you guys" Closet Jiu Jitsu.
owlandtree 9 months ago
@owlandtree closet catch as can catch wrestling actually.
panther2552 7 months ago
бедные японцы, это землетрясения подкосило их!
Den19041977 9 months ago
I'd like to see that in a real fight.
TheCandidGuy 11 months ago
So if prankerdemon is 27 and has a job good enough to call other people pussies for theirs. Why is he arguing with people and dissing fighters on YouTube?
LookCaptainButterfly 1 year ago
Is that the mysterious Dr. Kazushi and his aide Fritz developing new human mutilating techniques in the Lab of Doom?
tdr124 1 year ago 4
Sakuraba forever!!! MMA owes this guy a lot.
hapaboi39 1 year ago 12
We respect him a lot, here in Brazil! Great Sakuraba!
GusTube00 1 year ago 9
ele é o cara
PapaCharlieRJ 1 year ago
Big love, Saku... you're a champion.
TheMegachops 1 year ago
I was going to sell this move to Eddie Bravo now what the fuck am I gonna do.
Darbzznc 1 year ago 5
what´s the melody at the beginning and in the end?
defenceliner 1 year ago
omg.. crazy japanese, crazy sakuraba ^_^
waldomarek 1 year ago
scientist of mma
FIGHTFANNERD3 1 year ago
I think Sakuraba was getting a little into the "scientific wrestling" concept. At least I know what a Japanese "Dr. Insano" would look like. And yes, I am pretty nerdy myself.
LordNifty 1 year ago 2
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very very gay
buffalosoldier90 2 years ago
you?
coutureslamsyou 2 years ago
holy shit a reverse crucifix?
ive never seen anything like that.
saku is a genius!!!!!!
TheDocbach 2 years ago 5
hmm, wonder if my health insurance covers some painful ciropractic methods by Dr.Sakuraba-San?!?!?
APaulA222 2 years ago
the crucifix nice!
paardelul300 2 years ago 2
i just jizzed in my pants
stankymon 2 years ago 15
buy some swimming trunks?
futbolking 2 years ago
very painful neck crank..
redcapKO 2 years ago
lol! then he just starts smiling and rocking him!
everytime i see saku I feel like hittin' up the local chinese buffet.
88graves 2 years ago 2
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jhoprunner 2 years ago
Uhhh just out of curiousity but does that transition and submission move actually work?
RedShogun13 2 years ago
i've never seen it used, but considering it's Sakuraba demonstrating it, i'm guessing it can be pulled off.
panther2552 2 years ago
True. Saku is the man.
RedShogun13 2 years ago 2
It does. I kind of fell into it one day by accident. The kid i did it to thought it was the coolest shit ever but i couldnt remember how i did it to show it to him again. glad i stumbled across this video
MexicanMocacho 2 years ago
Sakuraba is one of the most facinating fighter i have ever seen. I watch cage fights often, I think the things that make him unique is not only his personality.. but his ability to pull off moves that makes you scratch your head!, fighters that fight him seems to run into his unpredictable abiltiy and end up losing the fight cause they can't seem to counter his moves!.
ujayet 2 years ago 4
That's because Sakuraba is a Catch wrestler and former pro wrestler. Pro wrestling comes from catch wrestling so people don't expect that styles unorthodox submissions, like the boston crab.
Shitoryumaster 2 years ago
actually i don't get the difference between the both..(catch wrestler vs pro wrestler). could you please explain me? that would be very kind of yours
coutureslamsyou 2 years ago
Saku = LEGEND... MY HERO
mmafanatic90 2 years ago 2
Pranksters ha ha 5/5
combaton 2 years ago
SAKU is the best fighter ever!!!
Electronic91Videos 2 years ago 3
sakuraba used to be my favourate fighter
FightingFan24 2 years ago
was that dude the reff ?? badr hari vs ray sefo
chitanaroxy 2 years ago
Chitanaroxy, yeah it is. His name is Minoru Toyonaga he was an up-and-coming fighter from Takada Dojo about 10 years back. I think he had some medical problems and retired because of them, and has been a ref since at many events.
DJMicroNaught 2 years ago
lol, Saku is a crazy crazy dude.
NeenjaVanish 2 years ago 14
I guess pranker demon won
lol
dinhocali 2 years ago
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Sakuraba is the most overrated MMA fighter in history.
Y2p731 3 years ago
Look at the arguments Kazushi Sakuraba has ensued.
PunkRingOfHonorX 3 years ago 3
It all started with a horrible statement of an immature jackass who's name I think is really YankaDemon...
He is real streetfighting thugs, He doesn't need to know who the big guys are, oh no, He just fights at a local Dog pound
xD
Saku didn't start this ha.
LawdoghasaHarton 2 years ago
It all started with a faggotry statement of a downs-syndrome sputtering retard who's name I think is really FucksdogsinAssHardon...
He is a real pro wrestler in highschool, He doesn't need to be any stronger than highschool emo kids, oh no,
He just rapes dogs up the ass at a local Dog pound
xD
*piss, moan, cry, complain*
haha, just shut the fuck up, newtube fag.
PrankerDemon 2 years ago
I think I got dumber reading that comeback -.-
You basically took the disses I threw at you and threw them back at me...Good one!
That's like a 10 year old sexually confused 3rd grader (Like yourself) saying Im Rubber your glue whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
And you are a complete dumbass,
"a real highschool pro wrestler?" Wtf?
High school wrestling isnt Pro, cock gobbler, look it up before I decide to converse with you.
LawdoghasaHarton 2 years ago
Look, dipshit. It's a /b/ thing, you're obviously new to the internets. You can't cry over showing how obviously gay your bullshit was. You're the one who mentioned High School like you're some kind of badass. You're wasting my time with all this adolescent bullshit, little kid.
Go converse on the special bus. You know, the one you take to your high school.
PrankerDemon 2 years ago
Well if my "dipshit" brain can read write.
I think you said you were 16 as well...
So Mr.Badass, We're the same age, and same schooling level...
I forgot a guy the same age has the right to call me a little kid, I forgot.
Yep your a badass all right, cause you use a very complitcated, Self-incriminate word that your skull capacity took hours to rendor...
Did you squeeze your head to death trying to find the definition for
Adolescent?
Nice try Tough guy, but your a fake.
LawdoghasaHarton 2 years ago
The word is "render", retard.
By the way, I was born on 7/25/1981
16? hahah. What the fuck? Same age?
You can't even count. You have ADD with that dipshit brain. Take your ridalin.
PrankerDemon 2 years ago
Ah, You got me on that.
I read one of the several comments of yours up there ^^^
It said "since 16"
My fault, but still, for being almost 28 don't you think you can be a little bit more mature by respecting these modern day warriors and at what they do?
I mean I don't go up people that work and say, your a pussy because you do this job...
LawdoghasaHarton 2 years ago
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Mature mature mature. How I'm tired of that word and people that use it like they have the right to preach the very meaning of it. They never do.
And yes, I do go up to people that work certain jobs and say that they're pussies. Mainly bus-boys and dishwashers.
PrankerDemon 2 years ago
i guess, prankerdemon won
lol
dinhocali 2 years ago
I dont feel the strength to keep fighting with him about anything...
If he wants to be a dick, ill let him.
LawdoghasaHarton 2 years ago 5
lol
karoolta 3 years ago
hahaha, you play World of Warcraft.
You're such a fuckin hypocrite.
Bet you live in your mom's basement.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
Haha I don't have time to come argue with your loser ass I bet this is the only interaction you get huh. I don't play any games or warcraft that shit is a huge waste of time.
You don't shit about MMA or fighting in general and have surely never trained a day in your life.
Your terrible at trying to get under my skin cause your way off, I succeed in life unlike you.
Nisp 3 years ago
haha, you're the one who started shit, this wasn't your conversation.
I know MMA is shit, and I've trained since I was 16. You already know my age, so that beats your training years by far.
IF you're capable of doing math.
You have World of Warcraft vids but you don't
play the game. Riiiiiight.
You also don't have time to come argue with me, but you're here to ARGUE with me.
You're so fucking stupid it's just amusing.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
Getting trained in sucking dick by your mom doesn't count fag. You have never trained any legitimate martial art for a day in your life loser.
I have warcraft that gay ass game? You sure about that one buddy? Maybe you should look at that video I have on my favorites instead of assuming dick head.
Don't even answer me again this is a fucking waste of my time I don't give two fucks about you loser.
Nisp 3 years ago
Wow. All these fantasies about sucking dick, you obviously dream about nob-slobbing yourself, you closet-homosexual.
You think your "arts", the fucking ones that EVERYBODY trains in, the mainstream, are legitimate? They're way too popular, like boy bands. Fake and useless in a real fight.
If you didn't give two fucks, you wouldn't keep replying. And you don't own me, so fuck you. I'll answer because I fucking well feel like it.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
By the way, you assumed I played those games by visiting my profile, you hypocrite.
Mom taught you to suck dick, didn't she? That's why you're putting it off on me.
lol. My mom died when I was eight.
You lose at life.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
I fucked your mom last night btw. She said hi.
revcom301 2 years ago
yooo i did this move in jiu jitsu class today!
hah he didnt see it comin, its hella easy to do forreals wow
cardonaman 3 years ago
sakuraba is a legend!! anyone with two braincells should know that. such an insperation, i think he is one of the coolest dudes on the planet
ashishleel 3 years ago 3
I'm nowhere near Sakuraba's level, but maybe if I hit Saku's elbow joint with the left side of the hip as shown in the video, I might just break half his grip on the head...
sompret 3 years ago
LOL
sk8erj3flip 3 years ago
if someone wanted to get these videos where would could they get them? very funny!
dwarf2 3 years ago
Wow that was badass I'm using that
RandomKingz 3 years ago
bullshit it doesnt make any sence
kareem87said5 3 years ago
It's right there. Right in front of you
TheCarries 3 years ago
its a neck crank ...with double underhooks using your legs to underhook lol. It works. Even without the rocking...thats just weird
invalid1210 3 years ago
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It still leaves the legs free to kick that nerd jap's teeth in.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
You'd have to be pretty flexible to pull that off.
sompret 3 years ago
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Actually, just turn the right leg to kick at the shoulder area where the nerd jap's face is. I'm not flexible at all, I've done it.
Just not on a nerd jap.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
you realize the "nerd" you're talking about is the greatest submission fighter in mma history. maybe even the greatest overall fighter.
panther2552 3 years ago
You realize "submission fighting" is just another word for "male rapist".
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
LOL. Pranker Demon is either clueless or kidding. Kazushi Sakuraba - look him up.
smilinsailorman 3 years ago
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The name means nothing to me. All I see is someone who loves cuddling dudes.
He's a dude cuddler. Get over him.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
Pranker is just jealous cause he can't wrestler or do Jiu-Jitsu and he knows these guys could destroy him. Judging by those comments i'm sure I could as well.
Nisp 3 years ago
Yeah right. I know TaichiChuan and Dim Mak points. This isn't fighting, and here's a judgement: don't say you could kick someone's ass over the internet. It makes you a weak lifeless mom's basement cockroach.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
"Yeah right. I know TaichiChuan and Dim Mak points."
-Both retarded pseudo-martial arts that don't work for shit in a real fight.
"This isn't fighting, and here's a judgement: don't say you could kick someone's ass over the internet. It makes you a weak lifeless mom's basement cockroach."
Your right Dim Mak isn't fighting its bullshit. I said Kazushi Sakuraba the MMA legend would beat your little puny bitch ass and if you think he wouldn't your a retard. Ya I would beat your ass too.
Nisp 3 years ago
pseudo-martial arts? Wow. YOU are a retard.
They've been used as a last defense by ninjas for several centuries. "Ya" you would beat my ass too huh. You're just another mom's basement cockroach. Fucking internet nerd just like this nerd, thinking you're badass.
Here's a wakeup call: you're only badass on the internet. Girls beat you up in school.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
Dont cry cause you wasted your time training some stupid shit. 3 years wrestling, 2 in Jiu-Jitsu, 4 and counting in Muay Thai says I would whoop your Dim Mak fake ass touch of death shit any day of the weak.
The fact that you think you could beat Sakurabas ass proves your just a fuckin idiotic kid with too much time on his (or her?) hands. Go tell your mom to make you some hot chocolate before you got to bed baby or you might not get to sleep.
Nisp 3 years ago
Mom's dead, but you bitch about my age while calling me baby, you're obviously the baby here, "Nisp".
Look. Just admit it, you enjoy intimate fag wrestling because it trains you to be able to stalk guys in the park, tackle and buttfuck them. You're the tackling buttfucker the cops are out looking for.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
fffffffffffffffffffffffff he's one of those dim mak faggots and he thinks he could beat Sakuraba?
Draykid 3 years ago
Haha I know i'm not even wasting my time on that retard anymore lol.
Nisp 3 years ago
haha. You're still wasting your time talking shit. Admit it, watching guys wrestle gives you faggots a hardon.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
If I struck you in the mastoid behind your ear with my fist, you wouldn't be talking shit about weak points of the human body.
You may be an uneducated fuckin idiot, but that doesn't mean weak points don't exist.
Ask the SEALs, dipshit.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
lol, you're some sort of an insecure wannabe troll. Okay, first off, I never said shit about weak points, only dim mak. Hitting the mastoid is another thing from the majority of "pressure point" techniques altogether because most relevant martial arts teach you to do so. Less than a fifth of the pressure point techniques I've seen executed have worked on anyone trained, out of literally thousands of demonstrations I've seen.
Draykid 3 years ago
I don't study those retarded "Dim Mak diagrams" with dots all over the body.
Insecure? Stop putting your personality flaws off on me, kid, and learn to put your real age on the profile. Stay tuned, there'll be a list.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
I have studied these: Fossa temporalis, coronal suture, frontal forehead bone, trigiminil nerve, anterior nasal spine, septal cartilage, temporomandibular joint, tip of mandible (of the chin), sternocleidomastoid, nerves beneath the arm, anterior neck region (trachea), suprasternal notch, clavicle, brachial plexus, dislocating the shoulder socket, dislocating the elbow, the area of your diaphragm that isn't protected by your ribs, trapezius muscle, liver, kidneys below the back of the ribcage.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
Yeah, yeah, the last guy who said that to me couldn't use any of it. And believe me, it's not impressive that you know the names of all these things. It doesn't mean you can put that to use in a fight or that it will actually work in a fight.
And wow, what a comeback there: "NO U PUT UR REEL AGE ON YOUR PROFIEL U FAGOT I NO ANATEMY"
lol, reading comprehension.
LordDrayton 3 years ago
lol, I never spelled any of that as fucked up as you made it. Stop making shit up that you think makes you look cool. Like "Lord".
Suddenly you changed your name from "kid" because I made you feel insecure, how sad.
I named off all the anatomical weak points in less than a minute. Doesn't mean I can use them? TaijiChuan is a martial art that GRANDMAS can use for self defense. It doesn't take much strength at all to hurt those points of the body.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
Guy, I made that Youtube account weeks ago. Join date was october 27th, genius.
And against a trained fighter, attacking most of those weak points without much physical strength is not going to work. Wanna know how I know? Because I've studied and been trained in traditional kung fu and tai chi, seen countless demonstrations, almost none of which were against a physically fit individual. All which WERE did not work.
Draykid 3 years ago
Bullshit. It doesn't take much force at all, trained or not. You can't train your crotch to hurt less if someone kicks you in the nuts.
You can't train your suprasternal notch to keep you from dying if someone struck the blow of a knuckle right there, or if someone put their foot right into your throat.
Wanna know how I know? My cousin Vince is USNS.
All you talk about is these bullshit "rules" tournaments, there are no rules in a real fight. None of you rule-obsessed "badasses" pay attention
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
That was two examples out of all of them, and neither of them is sure to work. WANNA KNOW HOW I KNOW? From experience. You can't train your suprasternal notch to keep you from dying if someone struck a blow of a knuckle exactly there (LOL), no, but the chances of a foot in your throat killing you are slim.
And if you'd payed attention yourself, you'd notice that these trained MMA fighters have never been hurt in a recorded incident outside of fights/training.
Draykid 3 years ago
Because they never fight outside of "fake shit rules training". The chances of a foot in your throat killing you are slim?
Are you that fucking retarded?
Ask anyone to kick you in the throat as hard as they can, and then get back to me.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
I've been punched in the throat by boxers and stepped on by wrestlers.
And yeah, I have been kicked in the throat.
It hurts like hell and it's hard to breathe because your throat can spasm, but the chances of crushing the windpipe are NOT favorable, despite whatever you think. You don't believe me? When Evans fought Lambert, he struck him by accident several times in the throat with strikes that would measure out as packing around a ton of force, with nowhere for the force to dissipate.
Draykid 3 years ago
MMA-obsessed fans talk shit about and shit ON the basic idea of "weak points". There goes your "both of those" idea.
I killed a dog three times my size when the fucker latched onto my ankle in a ditch as I walked home from Highschool. I didn't exercise until construction afterwards. Guess what happened to him after one kick? The fucker DIED. I passed his fluffy white corpse until it rotted away.
A ton of force into anyone's windpipe forces the trachea, effectively suffocating you, dipshit.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
Why does that negate my "both of those" idea, moron? Explain. I may talk shit about the idea of dislodging random bones with random nudges, but that's only because I actually know what the fuck I'm talking about.
A ton of force into anyone's windpipe only effectively suffocates you if it manages to crush the trachea, which isn't going to happen every time you so much as hover your hand over someone's throat.
LordDrayton 3 years ago
The reason why none of these "rule-obsessed" fighters are ever hurt in recorded incidents is because...OH HEY IT WORKS HERP A DERP DERP. It's not just active fighters either. More than a few of these guys have been out of practice and stopped muggings, robberies, etc.
As a matter of fact, the Japanese police force's training is almost identical to that of a professional fighter, and using jiu jitsu techniques little girls have easily been able to take down assailants.
Draykid 3 years ago
NOT ONLY THAT, but our own military forces seek hand-to-hand combat training from professional fighters very regularly. Riddle me this: If your main point is that the military uses it, and the military is also trained by these guys, then what happens to your main argument?
Draykid 3 years ago
The military uses both submissions and weak points, so it makes your arguement against mine pretty fucking useless as well.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
If you didn't notice, they get training in both of those from MMA experts just as much as any other techniques, dumbfuck.
So uh, think again.
Draykid 3 years ago
It's because suddenly you're agreeing that weak points are studied by military, after saying they're useless. A ton of force into the throat WILL crush the trachea. I never said dislocating bones is possible by "random nudges". How the fuck was my list of exact anatomical locations "random"? We're discussing force, not "hovering your hand over" bullshit. You don't remember what we we're talking about, so how can you "know what the fuck you're talking about" You suffer from Alzheimers. See a doc.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
It seems that sarcasm is 100% lost on you. Let me spell this out: THAT WAS A MOSTLY SARCASTIC MESSAGE, AND YOU'RE TAKING IT SERIOUSLY.
I never said all weak points are useless, just ones that have been proven to be. The trachea WILL NOT always be crushed by a strike, THE MAJORITY OF THE TIME the throat will spasm, causing difficulty in breath, but will not be crushed.
Draykid 3 years ago
My God. You expect me to HEAR sarcasm in an internet post? Are you seriously too stupid to realize that sarcasm is heard, not seen on a page? Let me put it in simple terms you can understand.
Specify sarcasm or
people won't
know. Words
are read
not heard
on the
Internet.
What's more, I said a TON OF FORCE would crush the trachea, not "any strike whatsoever".
And TaiChi WORKS AS WELL. Bravo. You are now at a draw, hardly defeating my point, but proving your memory sucks.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
No, I expect you to read and understand the tone of a message. Seriously, guy, last time I checked they taught us about tone in written word in 9th grade.
And a TON OF FORCE isn't guaranteed to crush the trachea, and is not applicable in an actual fight WITHOUT training anyhow. For REGULAR PEOPLE not in good shape, hitting with a ton of force isn't possible in an actual fight.
Where's your proof that tai chi works? Which tai chi master has proven it can work in a self defense situation?
Draykid 3 years ago
No, you kicking a dog in the throat (THE MOST OBVIOUS REACTION WORKED IN A FIGHT? OH MY!) doesn't count. And in case you didn't know, tone is when you read the words and make a judgment on the further meaning of a message based on the words used and when. It's called READING COMPREHENSION.
It, frankly, appalls me that you want me to take you seriously when you can't detect the sarcasm that I laboriously worked to make obvious.
Draykid 3 years ago
Oh, you worked so laboriously. I'm SO fascinated by this conversation.
That's tone, idiot. You didn't use any.
By the way, instead of talking shit about TaiChi, the essential beginning of martial arts, get off of your high horse and research the evidence yourself.
That's why God gave you a brain, to USE it.
So start doing so.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
Reading comprehension is exactly how I described it, tone is present in the message itself, not in the reading or analysis, and is present in EVERY message.
And no, the beginning of martial arts was in Greek boxing, wrestling, and pankration.
And I have done the research, I used to practice kung fu and tai chi with Dug Corpolongo of Lotus Dragon Kung Fu down here in NM. I did a lot of research, believe me, there is NO evidence.
Draykid 3 years ago
It's only comprehended if you present it properly, "Einstein".
"Dug" of Kung Fu? You've got to be kidding me.
Also, I don't remember saying anything about where exactly it was, so you're contradicting nothing. TaijiChuan is Snake Fist, as in: the Shaolin. "Kung Fu" routed as martial arts based off of animals? Ringing a bell?
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
You're really not making any impact here, and my break from the internet has really reminded me how far our argument's gotten from the root.
Fact: That nerd jap has a winning record against larger opponents with vast martial arts experience. You have no record against anything, except for maybe stomping a dog in the throat. derp a derp derp ur so tuff wont u be my sifu parnkerdmeon BUT OH WAIT HOW'S ABOUT SOME EVIDENCE TO BACK UP THAT CLAIM?
Draykid 3 years ago
Have you ever had a rabid fucking dog latch onto your foot? You'd probably cry like a pussy. Same way you're doing now.
Yeah, and by the way, many wrestlers have winning records. That shit's fake too.
What about your record? Yeah, I see you veered away from that.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
A lot of those wrestlers with winning records were other things a long time before they ever went in to pro wrestling, dumbass.
And as far as MY record, the only competition I've been in was a freestyle wrestling tourney that I won.
You seem to be getting pretty whiny about my not believing you kicked a dog in the throat.
BIG WHOOP, YOU STOMPED A DOG IN THE THROAT.
Draykid 3 years ago
Other things, such as:
Steroid overdosed gays.
Freestyle wrestling. Amusing. So you basically proved the only thing you're good at is male prison rape. Congratulations.
It won't help you in a street fight.
You don't believe I kicked a dog in the throat, but you CAPITOLIZE that I stomped a dog in the throat?
Wow. Dipshits like you prove that fathers should be neutered.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
Male prison rape?
Your a subject to retardation
Lol, A street fight doesn't prove shit, Im pretty sure a wrestler of any sort could whoop your Dog loving ass...
LawdoghasaHarton 2 years ago
Wrestling is what faggots do in numbers to assrape a new inmate, you stupid fuck.
A wrestler of any sort cannot streetfight because he's spent his entire life acting.
Dog loving? Yeah there you faggots go putting your fantasies off on me.
I kicked that dog's throat in, you probably would've let it fuck you up the ass.
PrankerDemon 2 years ago
Lol, Okay you beast, Way to kill a rabid poodle.
Acting? I said high school wrestling you dumb fuck, where the hell are you from? You don't have a high school wrestling team?
Any wrestler could sweep your leg out, or take you down, then from there, crush you one by one...
Well, Micheal Vick, nice try getting me, but your obvisouly too much of an idiot to even argue with...Why am I still talking to you?
Don't go fingering yourself to beating a Dog's ass, buddy.
LawdoghasaHarton 2 years ago
It was a large rabid dog, dumb shit.
High school wrestling? Seriously? I'm 27 and I've been working labor-intense jobs most of my life and you think a HIGH SCHOOL fag can "crush me one by one"
(crush me ONE by ONE?)
That doesn't even make any sense.
I'm not interested in "getting you", faggot, I made no internet tough-guy threats.
PrankerDemon 2 years ago
Child
Panzernakr 3 years ago
And by the way, the beginning of CHINESE martial arts was in India.
Draykid 3 years ago
how is this move/technique called?
BozZzanjero 3 years ago
...which move?
The neck crank in the video? If so, it's sort of similar to the 100% just as far as how the hold works. If it's something I said, I wouldn't know what you're talking about exactly after this gigantic shitfest with the PrankerDemon guy.
Draykid 3 years ago
This move/technique is called prison date-rape. Japanese style.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
yes, chinese martial art "kung fu" came from bodhidarma. his chinese name is Ta Mo. ta mo learned forms from watching the vajramushti warriors train in india. so which he then taught the lazy monks in china to keep in shape, which is now known as kung fu. technically the first martial art "system" but not the fist real martial art.
DivineBoxer 3 years ago 3
You wouldn't know what the Hell happened yesterday, typical symptoms of early onset Alzheimers. Keep crying about this conversation, that's real manly.
I'm sure "BozZzanjero" over there really gives a shit enough to give a shoulder to cry on.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
No need to be angry, guy.
Sorry for the hold-up in our little spout here though, computer's dead and I'm on a friend's right now.
Draykid 3 years ago
Fuckwit
Panzernakr 3 years ago
Shut the fuck up and try to use more words than just one, genius.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
You are a fuckwit.
Panzernakr 3 years ago
Argue properly or shut the fuck up, dipshit.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
Shut the fuck up, you fuckwit.
Panzernakr 3 years ago
Stop copying me, you worthless cumstain.
I told you to shut the fuck up first.
So. Shut your cock sucking mouth.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
Never!
Panzernakr 3 years ago
You obnoxious immature little shit. Fuck off and die.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
I refuse, you heed your own advice!
Panzernakr 3 years ago
Ah, ignoring troll fucks like you is what makes you pussies go away.
Always.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
Furthermore, the ROOT of this argument is that you consider martial arts like tai chi superior to what mixed martial artists use...my point was that mixed martial artists train our military forces in hand-to-hand combat, which includes the use of submissions and weak points as well as strikes, just as much if not more than other non-military martial artists in their respective fields. BECAUSE IT WORKS.
Draykid 3 years ago
I just find it hilarious that you think you could beat Sakuraba. Do you also think you could beat Kevin Randleman, Quinton Jackson, Anderson Silva, Fedor Emelianenko, Wanderlei Silva, and Mirko Filipovic?
Draykid 3 years ago
Kevin who? Jackson what? Anderson .. huh?
Fedora Emily? Wandering Filipofuck..
I don't give two shits about any of those people.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
Mirko Filipovic was a Croatian special forces officer with years of experience on the field. Put into MMA, he's been beaten several times despite having military training that rivals that of any of our forces easily.
And if you even want to argue THAT, then I'm afraid you're just not worth my time.
LordDrayton 3 years ago
I'm not going to argue that I'm better than a special forces officer. I'm not. Neither is that nerd jap you love so much.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
Actually, that nerd jap had a hell of a battle with that very same special forces officer despite weight differences along the lines of 20-30 pounds and a vast age difference.
Draykid 3 years ago
Lol look at your profile! Go play some video games you fuckin nerdy pimply faced bitch, and your 27 lol grow up loser.
Go try getting laid.
Nisp 3 years ago
Everybody plays games, this is the gaming generation, you fuckin idiot. I work with marines that would skullfuck you with a machete that play games. And I'm 27? What are you, 12?
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
"what the hell is a dimak?!?"
MexicanMocacho 2 years ago
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Dim Mak points are the weak points of the human body. Google it.
PrankerDemon 2 years ago
Bloodsport is the greatest movie of all time watch it!
MexicanMocacho 2 years ago
@MexicanMocacho has the most hilarious case scene ever!
pie138 1 year ago
@MexicanMocacho Nobody answered you so here it is: "Dim Mak" is that deadly strike rumoured to have killed Bruce Lee... It is executed with the palm, hitting usually somewhere around the torso, and once you receive it you don't really feel much pain but you die a couple days later. They say some kung fu masters where angry at Bruce Lee because he was revealing their secret techniques and they sent a chinese guy who challenged him and delivered the "Dim Mak". I have no idea if any this is truth.
lacusicusi 1 year ago
@lacusicusi I was quoting Bloodsport. I know what it is.
MexicanMocacho 1 year ago
@lacusicusi pretty sure he was allergic to penicilin
KEVINKRUD 1 year ago
That "Jap Nerd" would beat your ass.
ApachePiL0T 3 years ago
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That "Jap Nerd" would try to wrestle my "ass" and I'd be busy punching him in the diaphragm and then the neck, finishing with kicking the puny little shit in the ribs. Know what you're talking about before you type. Wrestling is just another reason for gay fucks to touch each other.
PrankerDemon 3 years ago
Saku is not "Puny" He's not a Heavyweight or anything, but he's 6"0 feet tall, around 190lbs. He's beaten up 4 members of Gracie family, all by submission, and out struck great strikers like Kevin Randleman, Quinton Rampage Jackson, and Ken Shamrock before he was fully out of his mid-career.
He's only lost to the BEST in the world. Igor Vovchanchyn, Mirko Crocop, Wanderlei Silva.
ApachePiL0T 3 years ago 2
Hahaha Saku would beat your ass so bad you would be flopping around having seizures. He has beaten some of the best fighter in the world and your gonna beat his ass? hahahah that was good for a laugh.
Fuck off loser even I could beat your ass.
Nisp 3 years ago
People like you are idiots, what's your mma record? Could you last 90 minutes in a ring against one of the top Gracie's?
If you look at the other videos, Saku's got some pretty good striking ablity as well...
AlsoLlandodCrazy 3 years ago
You don't train/fight do you?
jldii195 3 years ago
thanks its very goood for the headach, i will try it out
emado4ever 3 years ago
thank you im going to practice this with my freind
mrsocko551 3 years ago
THANK YOU DR KAZUSHI!
skraddypoo 3 years ago 5
sakuraba is the best
outplaydu9 3 years ago 5
é tão secreto que esta no youtube
nataruyama 3 years ago
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This guy is ugly enough to win world pop idol.
LeighPing 3 years ago
lol at cradle to the grave
mlittle10 3 years ago
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that submission has been used in Mexico for quite a while now.
Nunnayadambiness 3 years ago
Sakuraba is a legend and he's funny as hell!
NewJackass 3 years ago 9
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im gonna call this move nonsense
JUDO FTW
khaledonia 3 years ago
IT'S A JOKE YOU FUCKING MORON, hence the glasses.
mightyPants 3 years ago 3
I'm gonna call that move, "Cradle to the grave".
GooseHinson 3 years ago 2
The I.Q. Wrestler!
Xnake 3 years ago 2
es un grande :)!!!!!
pagusvirdie 3 years ago
i heard 2 seconds of a classical song, does anyone know the name of it?
jam5983 3 years ago
I aint got the time to check for the music, but it is definitly Ludwig van Beethoven
poseid00n 3 years ago