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  • negus

  • to an 8 year old: yo dawg, i heard you like batman, so i killed your parents.

  • Yo Dawg, I heard you like kids....So I called the police.

  • In my head it should laugh in a funny way at the end.

  • That sounded fake as fuck.

  • Yo dawg, I heard you like Windows, so we put Windows in your windows so you can break windows while you break Windows.

  • yo dawg I heard you like to sing so we put a microphone in your microphone so you can sing while u sing...

  • Yo dawg i heard you liek facebuk so we put da facebuk right on top da facbuk so u can liek while u liek on facebook..

  • Yo dwag, I heard you like spiderman, so we killed you uncle.

  • I used to make Yo Dawg jokes, then I took an arrow to the knee.

  • that sounds hilarious

  • YO Dawg, I heard you like taking arrows in the knee, so we took a knee arrow and put it in your arrow knee so you can have an arrow in the knee while you take an arrow in the knee

  • @UmadBRO1999 Yo dawg i heard you like memes so we put a meme inside your meme so you can laugh twice *arrow/memeception?*......*hea­d esplodes*

  • yo dawg i herd you like doughnuts so i put a doughnut in your doughnut

  • yo dawg i heard you like arrows to the knee

  • why do the teeth move

  • yo dawg i herd yo and yo dawg like yo yos so we put yo dawg in a yoyo so yo can yo yo yo dawg while yo dawg yo yos , dawg.

  • HIS TEETH MOVES!!!

  • I just typed in "hey yo dawg."

  • yo dawg, i heard you liked this video so I said da fuck is wrong with u

  • yo dawg, i heard you like chimechangas, so i

  • yo dawg i heard you like killing a meme.

  • Sorry but MaximusBlack or Jeff does it better. Try again.

  • Yo dawg, I heard you like kids, so I called the police....

  • Yo dawg we heard you like juicin, so we put a needle in your oj so you can juice while you juice.

  • this video does not deserve the amount of views that it has

  • .......niggers.........

  • Yo dawg, I heard you like muscle cars, so I taped your muscles on your car

  • Yo dawg, we heard you like Macs, so we took out all the widows off of your car...

  • this is the voice i hear everytime i see that face ;o and that was before watching this vid

  • why is this so disliked???

  • @LethalWeapon99PS3 ......

  • @LethalWeapon99PS3 I think it's good O,o

  • yo dawg I hurp you leik durp

  • YO DAWGS arent funny on videos. Only pix! YOUTUBE VIDEO FAIL

  • Yo Dawg, we heard you like time paradoxes, so we put a car in your car in your car in your car in your car in your car in your car in your car in your car in your car in your car in your car in your car in your car in your car in your car in your car in your car in your car.......

  • yo dawg i heard you like facebook so we put facebook in the upper right coner so you can facebook while you facebook

  • its more of a yelling excited IM ON TV tone. not a bored, slow, stoned one....

  • longest title ever

  • :-] :-} :-)

  • yo dawg i herd you like gundams so we put a gundam in yo gundam so you can be gundam while you be gundam

  • Yo dawg, we heard you like spoilers,

    so we put a spoiler on your spoiler,

    so you can drive while

    Snape kills Dumbledore

  • @glasshorse018 yo doawg, we heard you like spoilers, so we put a spoiler after your spoiler, so you can drive while

    Lost is purgatory

  • @Yibbsonofyobb i've seen the entire series

  • why?

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  • Lol not at all how it sounds in my head.

  • @Tearorwrist NOT ANYMORE!!

  • @baseballrunner76 Okay. :(

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  • Yo, dawg, we heard you like Bruce Wayne, so we killed your parents.

  • Yo dawg, we heard you like mudkips so we put a mudkip in a mudkip so you can train while you train.

  • yo dawg, i heard u like shotguns, so we put shotguns on your shotguns so u can shotgun reapers while u shotgun reapers.

  • Yo dawg, I heard you like planes, and I also heard you like architecture, so we put a plane in yo tower so you can...... O_O

  • @jokkepokke95 dont get it

  • @legomastera

    Too bad

  • @jokkepokke95 you mispellt architectory you facking dumbas.

  • @newblife you spelled fucking wrong you facking dumbass

  • @newblife

    I never wrote "architectory". And that's not the way it's pronounced either. If you're trying to be ironic, the shut the fuck up and get a life, no one likes you.

  • @jokkepokke95 if you try to be funny, ur not.

  • @newblife

    I'm serious. Please learn to write properly.

    It's "you're trying", not "you try". You also forgot a capital letter.

  • @jokkepokke95 avenge Allah and find out that there are no 88 virgins ಠ_ಠ

  • @jokkepokke95 Makes you wonder if maybe 9/11 was just a misunderstanding.... Maybe they were trying to make us a present! :D

  • @jokkepokke95 911?! o_o

  • @jokkepokke95 X D

  • @jokkepokke95 so your mom died? hahah good!

  • @zAdrenalizedGamingz

    No, she's alive. Why?

  • @jokkepokke95 LOL

  • yo dawg, i heard you like minecraft, so we put a computer in your computer so you can play minecraft while you play minecraft.

  • whats the original video anyone

    ???!?

  • @InsaneDrummer99 there is no. he never said it it is just a meme because of the image macros

  • the hell did I just watch...

  • Yo dawg, I heard you like memes, so we put a meme in your meme so you can lol while you lose the game... OVER 9000 times... play him off keyboard nyan cat! nyanyannyannyanyan

  • Yo dawg, I heard you like Batman, so we killed your parents.

  • yo dawg, i heard you like drive, so we put a drive in yo drive so can car while you car.

  • @pkemr4 newfag

  • Yo dawg, i heard you like Rebecca Black...damn nature, you scary!

  • Yo dawg, i heard you like justin bieber so i killed you.

  • At least get a black dude to do the voice. fuck

  • Yo dawg, I heard you like big macs so i got you a big mac in side a big mac so you can watch big mac on a big mac eating a big mac.

  • yo dawg, I heard you and your son likes magic, so we puts aids in your buttholes.

  • @Bounderful That's so hot.

  • yo dawg, we heard you like penis, so we cut off your penis and then put it in another penis, so you can have two penises while you penis... penis.

  • yo dawg i heard you like dreams so we put a dream in your dream so you can dream while you dream

  • Yo dawg, I heard you liek trolling so we put a troll in your post so you can troll trolls while you troll. And with that said sir, you have been trolled.

  • Yo dawg, I heard you like beer. So I put a keg in your car so you can drink while you... Oh shit...

  • yo dawg i heard you like hide n seek, so we told Osamam to hide so you could seek.

    Good luck.

  • Yo Dawg, we herd you liek batman, so we killed your parents.

  • Yo dawg, i heard you like bombs so we put a penis in you bomb so you can blow while you blow

  • @Zimba1911 its "so you can explode while you explode"

  • yo dawg i herd u liek weed so we put weed on your weed so you can smoke while you smoke

  • Yo dawg, we put a youtube in your youtube so you can watch while you watch.

  • y does this have so many dislikes? its genius

  • OMG This is some scary shit right here!

  • Yo Dawg, i heard yu like girls, so i put two bi#ches on your Dick so they can suck while yyu f##k

  • yo dawg, i heard u like justin bieber so i put rebecca black in your justin bieber so your earpussies can bleed while your earpussies bleed

  • lolwut

  • ..going to be seeing this in my nightmares.. xD

  • Yo dawg, we heard you like computers, so we put Windows in yo car so you can crash while you crash.

  • @SitarGuy98

    wow, lol!

  • @SitarGuy98 Yo dawg, we heard you like macs so we only put 1 pedal in yo car!

  • @ThatGuyWhoPlayzWoW haha funny stuff man

  • @SitarGuy98 yo dawg, i heard you like macs, so we took all the windows outta yo house.

  • @SitarGuy98 Yo dawg, I heard you like Macs, so we took the windows out yo car!

  • @Triaconify HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH­AHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AAHHA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL ROFL ROLF ROFL ROFL ROFOL RFOL RFOLR FORLF LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLLO HHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHZHAAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHH­A

  • @SitarGuy98 LMFAO!!!

  • @SitarGuy98 Words cannot describe the Awesomeness of this comment.

  • LOL

  • Yo dawg, i heard you like to fuck, so we put a girl in a girl so you can fuck while you fuck!

  • @roflpwnize A girl in your girl....

    HUMAN CENTIPEDE.

  • yo dawg we heard you like we heard you like unicycles so we put a uni in your cycle so you can uni while you cycle

  • yo dawg.......i heard you had some coke

  • @Tryptamon I believe it's black.

  • What kind of accent is that?

  • Yo dawg... I heard you like OH MY GOD WHY ARE HIS TEETH TALKING??????

  • yo dawg i heard you like to post shitty comments on youtube so we put shitty comments in yo shitty comments so you can write shitty comments while you write shitty comments you dig.

  • i was unable to pimp his ride....:(

  • yo dawg i heard u dont like unfinished sentences so we

  • 261 people do not like cars so we did not put a car in yo car so you cannot drive while you drive.

  • This is incredibly lamo

  • Xzibit: "Yo dawg, we heard you need to perform inception, so we put a dream in yo dream in yo dream so you can dream while you dream while you dream."

    Dom Cobb: "It isn't enough, we need to go deeper."

    Xzibit: "..."

  • @DanimationMovies rofl nice one

  • yo dawg, i heard you liked functions, so we put a function in yo function, so you can derive while you derive.

  • Yo dawng i hear you like dance,so we put a dance dance revolution on ur dance dance revolution while you dance

  • Yo dawg, I herd you like having sex so I shit in your bed so you can get dirty while you gettin' dirty.

  • Yo dawg we heard you like exhibits so we put xzibit in yo exhibit so you can look at xzibit while you exhibit xzibit in yo exhibit.

  • to dawg, i heard you like cod so we put some mods inside cod so you can hack while you nerdgasm

  • Yo dawg, i heard you like Prison Break so we put your bro in a jail.

  • Yo dawg i heard u like soccer so we put a hokker at the goalpost so you can score while you score.

  • yo dawg i heard u like shopping so we put ur car in the e-bay so you can shop it !

    Rate this up when it's cool .

  • i smoke rox

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  • yo dawg i heard you liked coke, so we put some coke in your coke so you can sniff while you drink.

  • Yo dawg we heard you liked batman so we killed your parents

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  • Yo dawg, I heard you like drive, so I put a drive in your drive, so you can car while you car.

  • Xzibit is mexican?

  • What the hell???

  • yo dawg, i heard u like dildos so i put dildo on ur ass so u can shut up and gtfo.

  • Yo DAWG, my mum heard you like lassie, so what?

  • this is gay as fuck

  • Yo dawg I heard you like kangaroos 

  • Yo dawg, I heard yo and yo dawg like yo yos, so we put yo dawg in a yo yo so yo can yo yo yo dawg while yo dawg yo yos, dawg.

  • @svakiputzaboravimpw i think my mind just got raped.

  • yo dawg, we heard you like /b/ so i broke rules 1 and 2

  • Yo dawg, we heard you like to thumbs up so we put a comment here so you can thumbs up while you thumbs up.

  • yo dawg i heard you like candlejack so i pu

  • yo dawg i heard u like niggas so we put a nigga in yo car and now yo car's gone.

  • @emanuelcako haha

  • Yo dawg, I heard you like foreign language

    So we put a translation in your translation so you can translate while you translate

  • You dawg,

    we herd you like sucking dicks.

    So we put a dick in yo dick so you suck dick while you suck dick =D

  • holy shit

  • Yo dawg i herd you like cans so we put a can in yo can so you can have a can while in da can

    We also herd you like rolls so we put rolls on yo rolls so you can roll with some rolls while havin a can in yo can

  • Yo dawg, I heard you like little kids so I called the police.

  • yo dawg, i heard you like memes so we put a meme in your meme so you can lol while you lol

  • Yo dawg, i herd you liek beer so we put a keg in your car so you can drink while you.....shit

    Yo dawg, i herd you liek macs so we only put one pedal in your car

  • Yo dawg I heard you like guns so we put a gun in yo gun so you can shoot while you shoot :D

  • yo dawg, I heard yo and yo dawg like yo yos, se we put yo dawg in a yo yo, so yo can yo yo yo dawg in yo yo yo while yo dawg yo yos, dawg.

  • Yo dawg I heard you like you like videos so i put some video with a fake tag and rickroll video on it so you can scream and shout while you cry :P

  • Yo dawg, I heard yo and yo dawg like yo yos so I put yo and yo dawg on yo yo yo so you can yo yo while you watch yo and yo dawg,dawg.

  • Yo dawg i heard you like to get dirty so i put a dirt in your bed so you can get dirty while getting dirty :D

  • yo dawg i heard you like functions so we put a function in your function so you can derive while you derive (if you don't get this, its because your too young to be on the internet)

  • @login222222222222 integral in your integral, I believe.

  • @Aymblm yes, quite.. lol but yeah.. i love math, i just hate the terminology -_- ty

  • Yo dawg i heard you like...

    I forgot the rest of the joke.. but your mom is a whore

  • yo dawg i heard you liked pokemon .. so we killed your parent :)

  • Yo dawg I heard you like lies so we put a cake in your bed so you can lie with a lie.

  • y0 dawg i herd u like parkour so we put parkour in ya dreams so u can train while u sleep

  • yo dawg i heard you like saying mudkipz so we put a mudkip in your mudkip so you can say mudkipz while you say mudkipz

  • Yo dawg, I heard you like hidin. So we put an attic, in yo attic, so you can hide, while you hide.

  • yo daawg i herd you like batman so we killed yo parents (not my joke)

  • @vasillis991 Ha! Right on.

  • Yo Dawg! I heard you been making fun of me on the internet, so I cut off my braids, stopped putting things into other things and decided to never laugh in a picture again.

  • yo dawg i heard you like poison, so we put poison in yo poison so you can listen to music while you die

  • Yo dawg we heard you like Batman so we killed your parents

  • Greetings chap, I have acquired information that you like automobiles so we placed an automobile within your automobile so you may pilot an automobile whilst you pilot an automobile.

  • @DarkvindFromIllier You fuckin killed it man. Thats tight.