Borat learns how to play bowls

[t0ff3]

Press "4" for a dance :D

[robbie1yermaw]

'Like a Jack Nicolson, che che check the bank!'

[icecubemovies]

"But if you did ball like this, and you take it on someone's head and SMASH many times. It can hurt, really bad!"

[ChrstanEbl]

Press 1 for Mr Wood :D

[Turok1134]

"There is a man called Jack he dressed like a bowl?"

[ballsthatclank]

2:56 - borat is just about to crack up...

[3mma0329]

- Todd is my grandad -

[Dash271104]

@3mma0329 Pics or it didnt happen

[hadabenz]

Jack... Hello... HAHAHAHA !

[joshster89]

What if I make a dirt in here?

[1292liam]

laughter with 'S' on the front

[crackfoo62]

And when will Jack come??????????????

[kirked007]

We don't want gypsie her, dont want any troublemakers!

[kirked007]

The great thing about Borat is that you think your the only one that really gets it!. How he thinks on his fee so much I don't know.

[TheLagunaSunrise]

WHYYYYY????

[cowscrazy]

can you do a dirt in there? You can fit 5 men right here!!!

[FunkyHaniaa]

LOOL love you Borat!!

[ImJustBoredLol]

3:00 he almost bursts out laughing

[MrKaivalyapada]

'Is Jack a man dressed like a ball'...

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

This is the best Borat video ever!

[plane15]

Mr Wood

[leahcimrac]

I bet Borat is still waiting for Jack to turn up.

[sgtdesbo]

Keep gypsies away,LOL

[kon3piu]

3:54 XD the most funny "why not" ever XD

[soumyaaymous]

3:00 he couldnt stop that smile !!

[IamGruntled]

'and...relax' hahahahahahahahahaha

[yvesofzo]

At some points you can see that Sacha is trying very hard not to laugh

[missbededo]

"what is that??"

thats a URINAL

thats a Shower?? lol

[morvynr]

whayyy?:L:L

[sinjeet1]

at 3.00 it looks like his about to burst out laufing!!! HAHAHA

[TributeToTesla]

this is s funny!

[RidleySS18]

Well I would say to keep gypsies awaayyy.... :)

[legalsilk]

Where do we go now NICK... lol

[TheBashterix]

omg i love it when the man goes ''Nononono'' and then borat just goes YEEEESSS''

LMFAO

[roo2109]

"ooh no, not too fast!"

[TheBashterix]

This is fucking Hilarious!

[tashpish]

TROUSERS!!!!

[CoweeCowman]

This is my indoor bowls club, Camberley Indoor Bowls Club, outdoor club is Watchetts about 2-3 mins drive from indoor club

[20rsmexico]

todd slaughter hahaha

[funnyguy1012]

whaiy... BUT WHAIY NOT hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaa

[Cobra9876]

ROFL...squeeze a something...u understand "oh yes i do" squeeze something from the anoose...

[danbarbosa18]

"will there be many man with no clothes?"

[ThorsPrototype]

that todd slaughter seems like such a safe genuine person he seems to handle borat quite well

[thepeopleschamp2rock]

there is a man called jack he dress like a ball

priceless

[MrCathal09]

@ConnecticutsBest what you mean?

[dhaddox]

Nick is awesome!

[Troyster21]

There is a man called Jack, he dress like a ball!

[mattysowls]

trousers trousers

shoes shoes

jack hello

[jamexxxxxx]

this my friend nick xD

[ConnecticutsBest]

3.00 you can see him smile, good he kept it going

[Aleesus]

Mr. Wood

[ohstiu]

..it's called Nick! yEEss!

[xxHeaTxx1986]

smash on the head...damn funny ^^ love Borat shit at all !!!

[hexenductionhour]

Early Borat stuff is genius.

"Whaiyy?"

"But Whaiyy not?"

[Paulchac2]

"why? but why not?"

[tsno22]

hahaha everything he does and says in this 5mins is the best, when he lobs the ball down really hard hahaha

[aziqbal]

what does he say about jack nickolson? he says like a jack nickolson who took the bang>?

[Alan9254]

its better to keep gypsies away lol

[donatp93]

is this the shower

[LiveNowDieLater85]

I RELAX !

[DownMushroom]

0:47 haha he cant keep a straight face! i wouldn't be able to do that either

[kitfisto99]

It almost looks like he's smiling at 3:00...I was smiling too, but Cohen must have an amazing ability to keep it in most of the time...

[bassat786]

yeah he was smiling thats why they stopped the camera

[chublets]

"there is man named jack who dress like a ball??"

[philipisphilip]

English Guy: "Well I would say it's safe to keep gypsies away...."

LOL!

[fontendet]

He also added: "...they are big trouble-makers." !!! =)

[plane15]

@philipisphilip he says I'd seek to keep gypsies away from here, we don't really want trouble makers.

[LoafOfPint]

@plane15 It should be noted that the definition of gypsy is very liberal over here. Considering he was probably talking about homeless travelers who live in vans and park on peoples' lawns and throw their litter in the nearby street and so forth, I think it's perfectly acceptable that he wouldn't want them to come to his bowling club.

[mattdo1234]

what happens @ 2:48

[skyliner288]

The english guy doesn't know wat borat means and he tells him that you wee in it but borat says if he can do a squeeze :P

[Evtingperfect]

this is the same guy in the movie..so its an actor =S

[JensonsBeard]

I don't remember a bald English guy turning up in the movie?

[kimchislayer]

this is from the ali g show

[efhve]

IS the british guy in white shirt in the 2006 feature film Borat?

[Evtingperfect]

the guy in the 2006 movie when he try to learn how to make joke in the usa

[efhve]

ah, i guess you mean "you will never get this, you will never get this!" ?

[MaxiBoOoY]

some americans so posh man..nd stupid wtf wrong with u guys, no offence to all.

[FRIENDLYMEXICANBOY]

this was filmed in england...

[FRIENDLYMEXICANBOY]

haha at 3:00 he has to smile sneakily!

[maniac4babe]

my grandad plays bowls and even he thought this was funny!!

[JensonsBeard]

"There is a man called Jack, he dress like a bull?"

[jeffymeh]

hahha he goes on and on about jack

[coasterguy1122]

i heard of bowling but not bowl

[mikeockburns]

technically its called botch it originated from italy ....but obviously the english have to fuck it up

[wwaarrddy]

oooh no no no no!

[hellspit2003]

the laugh track in the backround is distracting. it has no pupose

[cendresbrulees]

hilarious ! his acting is just so perfect!

[100isthebest]

Who is Jack !!!!!!!

[100isthebest]

and when will Jack come ?

[williamsobieski86]

"laughter with 's' in front?" Are you kidding me...I'd say it is what it means!

[MintySpunkBubble]

He's trying so hard not to laugh when the man is showing him how to use the toilet.

[ElohimChild999]

when did he dhow that in his face? he seemed pretty cool about keeping in character

[MintySpunkBubble]

At 2:59 to 3:02 he's almost about to begin corpsing and 3:19 to 3:25.

[ElohimChild999]

ohhhh good eye

[peacefrog1916]

this stuff is much better than the movie.

[BrettIsCool1]

3:55 lmao.. BUT WHY NOOT

[rafas24]

i relax ..

[slytown]

Thanks so much for posting wooddc. Probably my favorite segment.

[treeZon1]

'' a do you eva do toilet in hea??...whyy??

[getodachoppa1]

2:55 Borat is trying not to laugh

[epolice3]

Sascha Baron Cohen* tries not to laugh all the time. When he is learning Welsh he laughs out loud a whole bunch.

[BrettIsCool1]

he is very good at not laughing

[arnaudking666]

when will jack come???i watn jack!!!

[Stormtjakka]

WHYYYY!??!?

It's not hygienic

But WHY NOTTTT?

[hoerzon]

hahaha

[kebabtheman]

keep the gypsies away,they might do a dirt in the urinals

[idahomexican]

jack nicholson...jack the bank funny shit

[parasitebeast]

but why?

because it's not hygenic

but why not?

hahaha

[BraterstwoMetalu]

Hahahahahaha dziekuje :D

[locopocococo]

" I understand. And when will jack come? "

[Jmachine4]

but if you get a ball like this, and you take it on someones head and smash many times, it can hurt very bad

[Sportguiden]

Awsome! We played bowls once in a schoolproject, it was boring! See our vids in our channel!;D

[stwach]

AT 3:01 he himself can't control his laughter!!!,.. xD xD

[astrastyle]

Haha when will jack come? :p XD borat is soo good!!

[BEASTYSNEAKZ]

lol

[fentooozler]

"i always seek to keep gypsies away!" LOL

[microhardtoa]

look at 3:01 hes trying not to bust his hole laughing :D

[malky211]

borat is a genious

[skibadee66]

thats rugby clubs for ya lol

[jobbymacnuff]

I once saw a urinal with a "Dirt" in it, in a rugby club!

[bzM2bH]

slaughter as a surname?

damn thats awesome

[smog282]

talking about gypsies "no, we don't want trouble makers"

very nice!

[bellendhed]

lamo 2:28 ..." i relax "

[Ashketichu]

Everytime the guy looks around Borat smiles LOL

[cha0scl0ud]

omg, been looking for this one for soooooo long! this is probably my favorite Borat clip... the UK ones are the best

[Ashketichu]

He went to the UK? I've only seen ones of him in America ;O -searches-

[tartanarmy1989]

hes from the uk and only moved his show to usa because he because he became famous and couldn't do his pranks becasue he was reconized.

[cha0scl0ud]

Yeah the Ali G show started out there and then got picked up by HBO. I think the original ones are classic...

[bellendhed]

what do you mean he went to the uk ... he started here you dick hes fuking english ... stupid yanks thinking hes from yank

[Ashketichu]

Borat's from Kazakhstan actually...

[shwethasood]

Really funny....

[funk192]

"and a release!" lmfao

[vaporiss123]

and when will jack come

[paulgregs2006]

and wen will jack cum and man called jack he dress like a bull

[DesJonze69]

The 1st guy called him "Borak" instead of Borat

[akbarjohnson]

borak is a kazakhi pastry

[kizzmyarzz]

annnd relax

[harshvgaus]

trust me - bowls is the gayest sport ever. only old, drunk people play it.

[mhf197]

Hehe - young drunk people now play it in Australia too.

[Dangelooo]

lol does that mean Australian are gays ?

[xxVinccxx]

true

[JRQUIZ]

funny as hehe :D

[quadbiker101101]

yeh he duz

[Matuxmatux]

Heh!

At exactly 3:00 Borat starts to laugh, and they quickly cut away :D...

It kind of gives the impression, like it was rehearsed...

[rustynailspk]

it wasnt rehearsed at all i knew the first guy he lives next door to me and when i told him he didnt know anything about it untill after it was released on tv...he just thought borat was doing a documentry on englands culture

[philvogt]

and when will jack come

[IzakHunt]

"Nick" is the best :D

[roooonaldo7]

Theres a man called jack he dress like a balllllll

[ELbushy]

best thing borat has done, before all the hype classic stuff

[ryanthelion69]

Hey you removed the bit where Borat rummages through the other members jacket pockets in the changing rooms!

[wooddc]

Did i ? .. I didnt remove anything just shortened the clip until it finished

[ryanthelion69]

Oh ok. This bowls vid used to be on Youtube from another member and there was this little bit in between where Borat goes into the changing rooms and starts to go through the jackets hanging there.

[AthensSingle]

Silly!

[sjt69]

LMAO laughter with an S in front

[FranktheTank501]

lol that's superb - I enjoyed it even more because I play bowls!

[tnt91]

omfg thats funny

[asulics]

ali g is soo funny in this, NICK

[wooddc]

Yeah hes quality

[kabanosek]

actually it's Borat, not Ali G :)

[wooddc]

Same person different character lol.. its actually Sacha Baron Cohen

[tehsprite]

its the same guy