How To, Batman! - How to Order From a Subway

[TheTonyman1969]

Priceless

[Mas73rchi3f117]

That lady behind u took a picture of u batman

[quietnic]

LARGE AND IN CHARGE

[TheJason434]

You fat son of a bitch

[MYFROSTEDDOG21]

haha the girl is taking a pic

[cutensporty1]

haha the girl in the back

[exodiuh97]

lmfao that girl in the backround

[mithcellm0806]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haa hes fat

[Jochertime]

is that amy winehouse?

[thismyishbitch]

italian herbs and cheese-- it give you the more flavor for your money

[tobykuhnert1]

haha the girl behind him in the queue

[ItsTheTrickAttack]

epic fail ? or is just me..

[WeJUMPtoTheMiIX]

die tante hinter ihm macht erstmal ein foto

[dtk1994]

If you hadn't of stopped before the Iced Tea machine, I would've been more impressed.

[butterflipmanny]

that girl taking a pic lol



[Crunkles1119]

This....is kinda sad

[DocPleasant]

"American" *looks at camera*

[cerrina95]

'large and in charge babe yeah' love this xx

[cerrina95]

OMG i love this it made me laugh my head off :')

[cojago88]

haha I fackin luv it I weerk at subway

[Sangrex2]

that girl mad random cracked me up

[MrChaser08]

the girl is takeing a picture at you behind you at 1:27

[MrChaser08]

looks like my freinds step brother sam

[mhshsmurphy]

ya hahahahahahahahah

[aSTONERthatSKATES]

haha that girl cracked me up

[wstcst650]

Holly bat shit!!! Mothafukin suicide hahaha goin down as a classic!

[912alldaylong]

batman is going to need to eat at subway every day until he dies to loose 3 pounds, o nooo....

[Fitz2k24]

nooooooo you forgot a double shot of water!!!

[CClark19]

batman unmasked watch?v=sx1sK57hmfY

[THEM0N3YGANG]

BAAKEED LAYZ, WAT A FATASS! LMFAO

[andrewakadew]

@THEM0N3YGANG wish that made sense..... faggot

[55thedarkknight]

I live in San Antonio which Subway was this?!?! lol

[xxxsare]

i dont know how to use a door though/:

[nitrojoe9]

SUICIDE!!!!!!!!!!!



[tefweebz]

*Bale Voice* "Ummm, can i actually get Everything(sweeping hand)". I lost it right there.

[Fwibos]

And he orders the fattest sub. Carbs+Fat make you fat.

But he's an awesome.

[darkoducko]

{To the 5 dollar footlong song} Too. Too much.  Too much spare time!

[mirtar3000]

Come to Reddit - They have the funniest videos! REDDIT!!!!

[Fjuka]

The Dark Knight Returns...to Subway.

[MooreUnited2011]

Diabetes much??!!

[skaterdude431s]

that gril at 1:27 is taking a video how helarius

[EmperorTrollpatine]

its funny cuz hes fat

[AwesomeMcKillington]

Batman wears glasses :D

[random6e]

Thumbs up if u think At 3:00 he looke like he was about 2have a heart atack

[aftertouchbeatz]

I'm not really sure why but I expected this to suck but it was actually hilarious

[deniheadmaster]

What kind of cheese do you want on your spicy Italian?

......American *looks at camera* XDDDDD

[fenderwangcaster]

As soon as he talked, I imagined Nathan Explosion doing the same exact thing.

[kittyk759]

i love....im hungry now >.<

[yayme22100]

lol



[RDarth]

Keep making these videos. They are awesome Batsy!

[Derekwares]

1:25 is the same girl from some of his other vids



[GarchompDude35]

what a bitch at 1:25!!!

[MosesTV1]

"sometimes i share mine with robin." EPIC

[countpierce88]

wow, you should have noticed that there are always indians working at subway, wats up with that?

[MosesTV1]

they cut it in half because if u eat it when its one foot it will fall apart.

[puddinggreg]

1:29 girl with iphone FTW!

[Crusadeoath]

fuck yes to the SPICY ITALIAN



[sammykay444]

thumbs up if you think the girl in the background looks like farrah from teen mom!

[Steven77769]

I LOVE THIS GUY!

[pauldrice1996]

da nanananananana fat man

[xx1Xochitl1xx]

lmao!!!!!!

[THISIS5PARTA]

1:26 thy way she was lookin at him...thought he was a goner...

[TheJoseRocks]

2:15 thumbs up if you do that

i do...lol

[KarakuriPaladin]

1:27 Lady in the backround LMFAO!!!!!

[hamsterondrugsno1]

LOL the girl

[Samie4545]

LMFAO at 1:26 theres a girl pulling her cellphone out and filming him :D

[urchin34]

this is embarrassing to humans

[bitchuknowwhatiwant7]

uuuugh yes, i would love it toasted!!!lmfao!

[MrHypno12]

fatman*

[buzzmonkee]

I love the chick taking a picture with her cell phone. Nice.

[LOLLERBLADESFAIL13]

it sucks drink cups are so tiny in australia... oh yea subway tastes the same, and it looks the same inside

[shelbybir123]

MORE VERIETY!!!!!!! :D

"they cut in half, incase you want to share, I sometimes share with Robin"(:

I<3you batmannn...(:

[jawinbyro]

SUICIDE!!!!

[malachy991]

u rock

[munruthel1]

this made me hungry...

[KeTeVemCovers]

1:27 in the back. LoLoLoLoL.

[MrThejay123]

lol luck at the girl at 1:24

[akashstephen99]

the lady at the back on 1:27 is angry and taking a picture

[Snip3rNife]

You can get chips at subway in America? WTF?

[Erinsanity]

@Snip3rNife We're fat like that.

[Snip3rNife]

@Erinsanity hahaha

[samesvids]

@Snip3rNife Crisps.

[Snip3rNife]

@samesvids Tom-ay-to, tom-ah-to

[samesvids]

@Snip3rNife

I know. Just making sure that fellow non Americans know.

[Snip3rNife]

@samesvids Know what?

I'm Australian btw.

[Ziroana]

hahaha XD

[SuperDukie123]

1:27 A chick takes a picture ! LOL

[DamienColletti]

Cool! I learned something new today! Never been to a Subway but now I know how it works! Thanks Batman!

[19ivy2000]

cant it be cash?

[Mastashakenbake]

SUUUUUIIIIICIIIIIIDDDDDDDEEEEE­

[xhunter94s]

Hahaha at 1:27 the girl takes a pic. Noce video, I knpw know how to order from Subway and what drink too get :D

[spralto0019]

I love that girl behind him in line. She's wondering what's going on...and then takes a pic with her phone!

[crshh]

Was that drink good SB?

[GhostlingRise]

How does this only have 53,000 views?

[pedro6199782]

lol the suicide part his hilarious

[SanguineBullet667]

this is ... amazing

[darkfloyd]

You guys are great! You've inspired me to do my own Batman comedy "Living with Batman"! Please take a few seconds to check it out on my page.

[TeeTekTrab]

You're my hero Batman!!!!

[fredvonnothing]

if i ever saw you in real life i would start filming and make a video called " how to talk to batman"

[chips96iii]

how does a door work?

[MusicAndLyrics7235]

lmfao "uhhh, american." nods head.

[slapafridge]

lol, that chick behind u in line is just like WTF!?

[nightxcz]

holy crap i love spicy italian on herb and cheese!!!!

[diggy75]

"more variety "

[TheParad0xmusic]

i love the lasy in the background at 1:26-1:30.

[shinehouse]

SUICIIDDDDEEE!!

[thenovascotia]

"Sometimes I give one to Robin.."

[toweronepower]

why did choose the cheapest lowest quality cheese fatman?

[bigwilly311]

I JUST noticed the girl taking the picture. Awesome.

[Dimplesx2x]

hahahaha dude YOUR SO FUCKIN AWSUM hahahahahah seriously bro i heart you IN A NON GAY WAY

[mariovo5]

I date the the girl taking photos.

[Akatu98]

@mariovo5 Haha ok buddy.

[davidacord]

To all those who comment on the 'random' girl in the background - she's not random, she's in other episodes!

[kungfuhustler84]

spicy italian YES! I order the exact same sandwich when I go there, except no jalapenos, but now I will get those too, 'cause batman is my hero!

[darthqueen45]

so funny

[imaginextbatman]

You look great!! You don' t even need the fake muscles that some Batman suits have.

[conejoxxx]

Lol , Batman whit tits , creepy girl in the back taking pixs , and i guess that subway is not working out for batytitts !

[gaminkalv]

holy.... batman really let him self go

[indosilverclubpt2]

Christian Bale. You caused this.

[KOSISCOMIN4U]

WOW I AM CREEPED OUT

[itsupermanuel]

lol crazy bitch in background takin pics

[crittlewho]

AMERICAN. looks at camera pointedley

[oldyoltmeal]

this may be the funniest video ive ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Satanguy]

how to batman is WIN, as the unofficial official spokesman from the internets, I sir grant you a nonexistent "Internet win" trophy

congratulations, would you like to make a speech?

[Lizzerella197]

"American." -significant face-

[trogdorrules]

I was always too scared to walk into a Subway, but now, thanks to How To, Batman! I go there every day for lunch! Thanks, Batman!

[zackray101]

SWAGG!

[xodn3300]

thank you for another useful tip batman!

[theoriginalkevinp]

i found this surprisingly entertaining

[ultramarineusmc]

AMERICAN! *face camera*

[420xwaytoomanyx420]

3:02

I heard his real voice

uh oh

[ChaosNemian]

Best you tube channel ever. Also, I mix my drinks that too :D

[jimchode]

do one for jersey mikes.. please.. i work there and i would find it HILLARIOUS .. get an italian there they beat subway. ill pay u to go and make the vid

[jimchode]

i love you guys.. hillarious

[batsy526]

lmao the girl is like......wtf......uhhhh...fuc­k it im taken a pic.

[charliehart83]

if i ever meet you in real life im going to kick you in your fat stomach

[sharkbabyfilm]

@charliehart83 If you do we should film it and the episode could be how to get kicked in the stomach by charliehart83

[MandiLynn18]

@sharkbabyfilm Ah hahahaha, fucking WIN!

[kadajtheremnant]

@sharkbabyfilm nice one!

[scattnasty]

its not like quiznos if you get it toasted, at quiznos its like a pizza oven that bakes it, you can throw half in the fridge for later and its still good. if you get it toasted at subway as soon as it cools down it just like crusty stale bread from the dumpster.

[KisekiTim]

Your videos pretty much sums up the American lifestyle as a whole. Awesome Job.

[CROWcatalyst]

Yum~ Suicide drink! :D

[AllMortalKombat]

You never really explained to us how doors work...

How are we supposed to get inside if we don't know how a door works? :(

[Darkkfear1]

lol The diet Coke doesnt work

[IamtheGrynch]

That look when he said, "American!" Perfect. Just perfection.

[jtjduvballin]

"suicide!!!....Again!!!" hahahahahahhaa

[DmanLT21]

Informative and useful.

Shared on my website at dmanlt.com

Keep making videos!!!

[MyassWins]

Ew don't get American Cheese.

[DaBrahh]

haha 1:30 that chik is takn a pic of him WTF?

[NiGHTSChao689]

Whomever makes these, you are fucking awesome.

[tonywhite2259]

LOLOLOLOL THE CHICK AT 1:30 That's fucking funnyxD

[sahills]

more variety?

[morheehaw2060]

SUICIDE!! Lmao. 

[Tarkin42]

The girl taking the picture was probably thinking what a freak you were. She doesn't realize your the fucking BATMAN and also AWESOME!

[ShadowStrikker]

I wanna see a "How to, Batman!" on picking up girls. The one behind him was pretty cute :3

[heytherebigtuna]

awful.

[jerkwallace]

@heytherebigtuna amazing, i think you meant.

[kertinaa]

You are my hero. <3

[chepasty]

The way he says "AMERICAN" is so jingoistic. I love him.

[allanonmage]

ROFL @1:30 she's taking a pic of the Batman! hahaha

[brianhxc]

Is that cracked out Amy Winehouse taking a picture of batman?

[theorganichispanic]

"Sometimes I give mine to Robin." HILARIOUS.

[lukeskywalker993]

SUICIDE!!!

roflmfao, he even got water from the lemonade thing!!

[boby6]

girl behind him terrified is hilarious and than she takes a picture lol. Also when he gets a drink and says "suicide" and fil it with everything twice and its overflowing by the end

[AiR1890]

There is an article on gizmodo about this guy, and a couple of his videos are on the article.

[ianmtxvideo]

+1 Italian Herbs and Cheese FTMFW!

[Togo234]

WHAT ARE MY OPTIONS?!

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