Ass Kicked in Japan! (or Instant Sex Appeal!)

[SoliDus001]

WOLVERINE GOT ME!

..... xD Oh man I died......

[AshelleTH]

And you still film it first thing? O_O

[TheLarathavio]

I want to go to japan!!!!!!!!

[rtc872]

you remind me to enjoy my life here in Japan. haha

[ZombieAmerican]

LMAO, what did your wife think os that little incednt? and the whole table desruction thing?

[XoceAguilado]

You know, I'm glad that didn't poke your fucking eye out.

[XoceAguilado]

You recorded a video for YouTube instead of going to the doctor?

You've just inspired me to make a song about this! Not about your injury. It'll be about the love for YouTube. I won't give more detail than that! It's going to be awesome!

[ironbird76]

your wife is very japanese....

[SonnoMaku]

I like the part where you said you cant take your penis out with one hand then it said you acquired a new skill. i cant stop laughing lol

[Kylawlz]

WOLVERINE GOT YOU!

...I love that you tape serious situations such as this, just for our enjoyment =3

[combustication07]

OUCHIE and the part with the nurse telling you to get off the phone, while SHE was on the phone....classic.

[blahk04]

haha I like when you're at the station and you're like,

How's it look? Does it look better?

And it looks fucked up!!

[iluvwine13]

Your wife must have been like "See, your left alone for awhile and you end up hurting yourself!" lol Well glad you to see you made it to vlog another day.

[blesserdee]

I thought that was fake blood at fist

[daike1234567]

how is it in japan? do u like it there! i want to live there when i grow up!

[roygbiv330]

you should have noted that we were waiting for 20 min. no hospitals hire excess doctors here in japan.

[Gimmeabreakman]

Who is we? Are you that little voice in my head? Why you always making me forget my mom's, um, I mean our mom's birthday?

[omgcancer]

wat do u use to add text to the screen when ur recording like on ur vids to learning japanese, how you can make it bigger and move it around when ur recording. wat is that :0

[Gimmeabreakman]

Camtwist. Only for Mac though.

[artworkslive]

aaaaaaaw, if it's any consolation, your blood is really lovely. you should've muted all the other colors out and made it stand out more. (your signature, man!) just a little artistic advice for the next time you battle inanimate objects. ; )

[TAz69x]

What is the medical system used in Japan (alludes to insurance discussed in video). Here in Canada it's great! =D

If it wasn't for the Universal Health Care, due to some conditions, I'd be bankrupt by now X'D

[Enekael]

Hey, at least you looked a little more Japanese when your face swelled up! :p

[XoceAguilado]

That's fucked up! >:o

[Enekael]

You just crotched yourself? 00:29.

[MartySchrader]

Yeah. Right. We know what really happened. You got beaten up by a dog. Oy.

[rodrigopetrucci]

ouch! long time no see you.. and when I appear I just see you like that.. good to know you're ok....

now everybody knows that tables can be very dangerous :)

[IndianHill504]

jeez ouch ... look like a boxer

[RitchM]

That will teach you to mess with Maggie. Next time she wants a doggy treat, you better hop to it.

[pchirotaro]

みてるだけで痛々しいね、もうだいぶ良くなったのかな？お大事に­です！！

[TakanoriDravin]

This video is epic.

I like the straw :)

[ryanakron]

what did they do, drain it?

[evathediva0616]

Is it weird that I thought you looked really cute while bleeding? O_o

Question! While staying with a host family, should I speak informal dialogue like 学生じゃないよ。Or should I just use formal dialogue?

感謝しています。

[kageromaru]

Formal unless they say informal is ok. But even then I would use formal, hehe. (But that's just me)

[TakanoriDravin]

xD I agree~

And I think it is weird... :)

[AnticDispossession]

My cat did something like this with me, by knocking a heavy glass candlestick from several feet up onto my face. Bleeding and black eye. Glad you made it.

[ilovebraziljapan]

ストローでビールを飲むんですね！笑

新しい曲、気に入りましたよ！

しかし、超痛そうですね！

早く完全に治るように頑張ってくださいね！お大事にどうぞ！

[Chatetris]

I enjoyed the video!! You got your ass kicked from a table EPIC Nice background music

[MestizoFilipino]

Good news! I didn't break my face, but I need to go to the hostpital. lol Sucks though. But hey, at least it wasn't your eye, so there's that.

[Prncssdrake]

Wow, that looks like it hurt more than 8 bitches on a bitch boat.

Glad to see your ok tho, shame. There goes that modeling contract ;o)

J/k, ur still a cutie pie.

[REVpioneer]

You should beat face in more often, makes a good video. ;)

[Rioxka]

3:54 LMAO

[Yahatacookie]

Your wife is HOTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[xJoJoChopsueyx]

beer with a straw 5/5

[no1samurai]

ha ha ha! "話して...話して!"  Priceless!

[flowergirl1313]

they want you to call the ER before you arrive? WTF!

[XFuryOfTheStormX]

haha '' WOLVERINE GOT ME! '' xD, maggie is amazingly cute though, even if she is a fiend =]

[kakashimufin]

...are you stretching your mouth to make it hurt more? >.>? xD

Still handsome. :D

[webrunner2007]

How do you say, "I hurt my face and blood is now coming out of it!" in Japanese. I really would like to know. You should make a video on injuries. I promise I'm not trying to be a smart ass. I really like your vids!

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Go to gimmeaflakeman channel and leave a question. I'll do a video just for this question. But you got to sub.

[tsuikjoshiomatsu]

i want to live in japan! you gotta be happy

[bznarroz]

Ouchies!

[loldecepticonlol]

That'd be a awesome scar.

[clarkmt]

lol, walk much?

[Paulwall9494]

MAGGIE IS A BEAST

she beat you in a fight dude

[Terrentia]

You've now earned your dog training scars :P

[blomlie]

5 pity stars coming your way xD

[novanine]

This is the only time I'm ever gonna say this: Boooo Maggie!

Amazing how fast it started swelling up. You're lucky you didn't break your cheekbone!

You're such a committed YouTuber to take trauma to the face and video the whole experience. Good work man!

[kojiph]

Hey man!

i`m new here

ビデオ終わる前に~i was so pretty!~っていう発言

まじで笑えるわ！

[jkim6260]

oh wow that looks like it hurts...sdfj

[draggt03]

私は血がだいきらいですよ！

[MBRHIndustries]

DANGER TABLE.

[sassy8girl]

wow that went huge poor you

[cynlynj]

Ouch! Your going to have a big old shiner.

How long did it take to see a doctor?

[dorotwhy]

Yup! Instant sex appeal! (you need those cushions that you can buy to put on corners of tables to protect babies from bumping their heads):O )

[spellbunny]

don't worry you're still pretty

[mongrelssister]

Ice it! ^__^;

[metaltaber]

Miam sapporo beer is the best hands down!

[TandemFuri]

lmao, dude be careful, you could have lost an eye

[BrutalWaffle]

At first i thought omg someone jumped you; cuze i saw you in another video with the thingys in your face. I was like NOOOoo!! Woot happen!! But now that i watched this I am no long worried.(^_^)

BUT STOP RUNNING INTO TABLES though..(-__-)

Well at least you learned three new lessons

1. Stop picking fights with tables

2. Don't run around inside

&

3. The one handed wee.

If you think about it this is Very Educational.

[wisebeach]

You have been needing an Ass Kicking for a longtime.

[NihongoNoob]

Manly, just pure manly. Nice job kid, you kept your hands up and moved around a lot, the table just got lucky, this round make sure to use your right and weave a bit, now go out there and get it!

*slaps you on the back*

[TransientWriting]

and you taped it all! thanks man, that was entertaining

[caletcalet]

4:06 la mitad de la cara parece asiatico

the right side of the face looks asiatic.

[Cagliostro2k]

At first I thought It looked fake!

But uh..yeah, painful

And beer with a straw? ..a straw?

If you play the straw part first and then the rest of the video, then it all makes sense why it happened. Nah, I kid ;)

[IndigoLynx]

That looked like some proper nasty shit Victor, glad you're ok! (Y)

[JLCchannel]

Once again you take lemons and make lemonade. Some folks split their heads open and get bummed out, Victor is more like, "oh good, content, cool". Feel better, but if you don't, make another video because it is good content.

You know, the Japanese ER looked much like like the ER here in Toronto. Heal fast.

[NomKui]

Oh jeez. Remind me not to have a medical emergency in Japan >_>;

[mangek009]

A straw? Victor, a straw??

No matter how injured a man is, he will under no circumstances use a straw to drink beer. ばか...

Glad you're alright though. I would have missed your videos, had the table won... :o

[WildRebecca]

ow! When I saw you in the other video I thought you had got into a fight! Sorry about your face. I love little maggie! you have to call ahead to see a doctor!? what happen to EMERGENCY room? lmao I wondered why it was so empty when you walked in lol. love the new song! ttyl, friend

[betamaxdc]

ooooh what a great background song! cheers. DC

[MikeRyu]

I don't mean to take pleasure in your pain Victor but I really enjoyed this vid :-D

[Gimmeabreakman]

I forgive you.

[AlmightyAtheismo]

Based on this experience, how would you rate Japanese emergency rooms vs their US counterparts?

[Gimmeabreakman]

I was satisfied. But that's just me.

[zemen51]

never seen hospital before u should go there more often

[bell02]

You should have told your wife that you stopped a bank robbery.

[karesenbe77]

nasty! cute dog though...pls update us again on ur recovery. take care.

[Gimmeabreakman]

New vids on gimmeaflakeman.

[QueenKattz]

NO "V" The table defiantly kicked YOUR ASS !!!!

OOOOOOOUUUUUUCCCCCHHHHH!

I almost threw up watching this =P

Good thing your wife showed up to save you =)

xx

[caffinejedi]

dude, owe. That looks freaking painful. Hope you put some ice on it

[Andalucia727]

Hope for a bad-ass scar. Think up a good origin story for it while it heals up.

[CanadianInJapan]

using a straw with beer?!  Gimme a break man...

[Ido013]

You wuz not that pretty don't worry lol it'll come back to normal in no time~ hope you're already better now (^ω^)

[markapsolon]

ice :)

[RMSanford]

I found this really entertaining. :)  Too bad you had to get hurt though!

[Jessen81]

damn maggie f u up lol

[theshyfox]

Wow... what a video for me to come back on! I have been on a slight vacation from youtube, and didn't watch anyones videos for awhile. I decided instead of going back to where I left off, I'd pick back up a new with things that were submitted today and on. Thank you for welcoming me back with your injured eye! XD

[victorintheworld]

Welcome back, Shyfox! Your bros still vlogging?

[theshyfox]

No he and his friend haven't done vlogs in a while... The camera they had been using broke, followed by the computer they had been using. If they asked I might let them use mine but, they haven't asked. Lol.

[pixelminx]

I saw a pic of some idol dude in a magazine recently-ish, and he looked beat up too. He was posing with bruises on his face. He didn't look swollen tho, so from the title of this video I thought you were about to say that "looking beat up" is a new trend in makeup for men in Japan or something, lol.

[ericsurf6]

Honestly Victor, you can make a video about anything! I love that you can poke fun at yourself by sharing such a nasty accident. You rock!

I say go after DuncanInChina for the big long term win.

[XxDarkDiazxX]

Damn man that looked painful and horrible lol. Hope it heals fast! oh and this is the first time i get to see your wife haha

[dexluther]

You look tough now though. Too bad it happened after the naked festival :P if you were chosen looking like that no guy there would want to mess with you. "Whoa! We're not rubbing that guy! He'll kick our ass!" they'd all say. haha

[tabithascobra]

your wife is cute!

[ArgentoDude24]

Awesome vid Vic! It was hilarious!

[abcd1to]

I think the table won

[Gimmeabreakman]

We're in negotiations for a rematch. I got to get in line.

[anwahi]

You should use two Q-tips to squeeze and pop your pimple next time. Tables can cause collateral damage. XD

[supergirll92]

lol. XD 'kicked that tables ass.."

[3101010]

good thing you didnt break your glasses, I just broke mine friday $700.00 bucks later

[Gimmeabreakman]

The weird thing about Japan is glasses are REALLY cheap. I bought 3 pair for less than $100. And decent quality!

[NapalmXD]

LOL 2:25. NOW you think about hospital? lol. That is the most I have ever seen of your wife :D By the way, I love 4:38, you are trying not to laugh.

[MsInsomnia89]

LMAO!!! ...I mean, I'm so sorry for your loss...Your loss of pretty, but hey, at least you look like a rebel now. No one but thousands of ppl online will know that you lost a fight to a table ;-)

[NapalmXD]

You have a head injury and the first thing you do it make a video? Do you know the meaning of the word "concussion" ? lol

[PolyChronic7]

Sue the table!

[emprise]

lol

[Luciditi]

even better name :)

[creepyk1d]

itasou..

[SoffyOoO]

looks really bad, ouch :(

[sugoiakl]

XD wow that had to of sucked soooo bad. I probably would have passed out or something.

[EspioChaos]

ma always said, "don't chase dogs in the house!"

yeah yeah, i know, but someone had to say it...

[endnami]

haha that sucks man.

but who hasnt bumb their face in something. kitchen cabinate, table, chair, double deck bed...

i know i have. andi hated it lol

[Knuckles194]

I thought you were joking at 1st.

[WillyFoxpitt]

poor you man :[

nice your glasses didn't break

[ChemistInJapan]

No, you look much better with the blood on your face.  Give's you a nice color.

(爆)

[TaishoTears]

Scars are good. They add alot to a person. I think you will look just fine if not better. Just don't worry about it. ^_~

[1acroyear1]

You crack your face open and you're worried about your glasses? Well, I'm glad they're okay.

At your next doctors visit ask about:

1) Retinal detachment. A strong enough blow will do it

2) Neurological damage. Looks like you were having a little trouble getting your mouth and that straw to meet.

Finally, don't play in the house. No running, throwing, flailing- in fact, any object or part of an object that exceeds a speed of 1½ mph is looking to break something else in the house (like your face)

[Vreugdian]

lol at the beer and a straw.

[karateporkchop]

man seems like you wiped out!

[JonusDking]

Yes Victor. You were very pretty. Don't worry though, I'm sure that many plastic surgeries down the road you'll be back to your devilishly handsome self. :P R-chan

[astalosjones]

頭（は）大丈夫（ですか）

See? We learn from your videos!

That looks awful. Hope you feel better soon.

[missuscake]

Damn that looks painful, your a real tube hard ass for posting this though! Good man good man.

[logoris]

poor table ^^

[qiranger]

Damn, that looks painful... guess we know who the real bitch in the house is.

;-)

Hope it heals quickly.

[Relyt22]

Beer with a straw? You're weird.

[kakera]

"my face isn't broken which is cool" LOL

Damn that's bad, dude!

I hope you feel better soon. Cracking your face like that hurts like a bitch, but I'm sure it will grow back lol

[finapon]

The first thing you have to do when blood comes out is desinfect that wounds!! I hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly D:

..don't punish MAGGIE!! She is too cute to be punished!!

[12eebok]

Hospitals aren't fun at all, especially where I'm from. Once I stepped on a throwing axe and was bleeding profusely from the foot, they made me wait for 9 hours before I finally got to see a doctor.

[12eebok]

Haha! You know, normally you should make the video AFTER you get yourself fixed up.

[MYBOSS2009]

i SEE BLOD,5 STAR AND FAV !

you rule !

[Ch1ka]

You look good without your glasses!

<3 Maggie

[kageromaru]

Natural botox! Hurts when you move your face muscles = you doN't move them. And unlike botox, scars turn girls one. :P

[Mikfly]

lol I love the end "I was so pretty!"

[cloudstrife543]

Maybe you can have a scar like Rurouni Kenshin!

[kageromaru]

Grr, it's Himura Kenshin. :< And scars. :D

[cloudstrife543]

very nice video. that was the first time i saw your wife too. She didnt seem angry or dissapointed or whatever women do at all really! You are a lucky man! She just came straight to your aid!

[ournationalspace]

Wow! You make all your money with your face on YouTube! You gots to be careful. What a dramatic video! The dog spells trouble, Victor. I like the new song, too. 5 stars :-)

[Hikosaemon]

WHOA! Haha, thank God Maggie was okay! Also good to see that your injury didn't affect your YouTube reflexes - you managed to record yourself just starting to bleed... Great track by Betamaxdc. Ah well, just think of the cool stories you can make up to tell those people who haven't heard the ugly truth in this vid ;)

Peace, and take care man.

PS - don't pick any more fights with tables for a while!

[ManaStar]

I feel your pain. Well, not really, but I understand hurting yourself for stupid reasons you can't control haha.

I have been constantly burning myself and scratching myself on stuff lately.

気をつけてね＾＾

[DynaCatlovesme]

It doesn't even count unless there were stiches!

[Gimmeabreakman]

True. But still worth a video.

[AtreyuTron]

She shanked you didn't she.

Should have told yer wife you were in a courageous fight!

[YoppyKyabetsu]

I am thinking Mrs.Victor has bruised knuckles. Put some ice on that!

[pomod]

ビックター気お作って

ね？

[Gimmeabreakman]

I think you meant: 気をつけて

Yes?

[denitson777]

Now you look badass,like a dangerous guy victor!

[denitson777]

At least maggie is safe ;0)

[thatjapanesegirl]

You look sexy, Victor!

[Gimmeabreakman]

Ah!!!! (恥ずかしい！)

[Projoiner1]

Ok, and the moral or the story is ?

Walk the dog, it's easier and less painful than bashing your face into a coffee table.

[Gimmeabreakman]

Obey the dog!

[meow23]

=^-^= lol

[Hansithe1]

Lots of sake will make the pain vanish... ;)

Are you planning a revenge plot for the table ? If yes, then tape it pls ;p haha

[TheRagingBeaverCo]

Can't wait to see what it'll look like in the next video,lol. Get better soon.

[mungojorie]

did u get stitches?

[atkinsonja]

scar = instant sex appeal!

[AndroidAndr3w]

You are going to have black eye tomorrow. You better go to the doctor to check up that you did not broke any bones. Bones in the face are quite easily broken.

[saiyouken]

that hurts.

[Chatetris]

Nice music Were you using that Kodac HD camera thingy?! Well good luck on your quest

[Gimmeabreakman]

?? Quest? Yes, used Kodak.

[TheVoid]

I had a dream about ur dog, she seems very loving! bad news about the cut though that looks meaty

[askacheung]

ouch, i bet maggie is trying to tell u to make more videos for her, enjoy ur day off lol

[CheapRobot]

ice ice baby

[general081]

I enjoy drinking Tecate through a straw.

[spiro37]

I remember when I got in a football accident, guy ran into my face with his head lol, got dazed, didnt think nothing of it. Half a day of school and it swollen half of my face. It was awsome and scary at the same time lol. Nothin was broke though...ah memories :D